#anyways slayyyy💅💅💅

[dokidokikitty]

IM ON A BLENDERING ROLL

[kilroywasqueer]

I LOOOOVE the modern American medical system!!! Yessss girlll make me wait an exorbitant amount of time!! SLAYYYY!!!

U KNOOW my body can girlboss the problem away by then!! It's giving "Take care of urself girlie u can do it 💅!!"

I didn't need the help anyway fr!! U always know what's best for me babe

[skinni-girls-eat-books]

Thursday, May 2nd, 2024!

#17 🎊

11:22am: just checking in, ready for tomorrow!!! Vacay!!!! 💕💕 Slayyyy

10:22pm: lmaooooo I thought I was going to get drinks and see Spiderman tn and this *boy* blewww his shot. Supposed to meet at 9/9:30pm, at 8:30pm after I took a shower and am basically ready to roll, I get hit with a how bout I come over with some margarita mix n cuddle. Now don't get me wrong that sounds fucking awesome..... For me by myself on a Thursday night!! 💀Nigga I don't know you, plus you basically canceling at the last minute as far as I'm concerned if I'm not even leaving the house 🙄 I got so fucking mad I'm surprised I responded lol. Getting boneless wings instead now so 💅 yeah dumbass bitch if I just wanna get drunk at home I can do that by myself 🤣 lol and he knew he blew that shit too idec. He knew he fucked up immediately and did it anyway. After I told him yesterday that I don't do coming over on the first "date" (a lie but wtf cmon now) definitely not just a come over with literally no effort on his part. Sorry but you're a fucking dumbass and just got knocked to the bottom of the roster 💀

Omg sitting at the bar, and this guy is singing train to this girl next to him but it's shitty and wow that could've been me. I can't with guys like plz stop literally giving me the ick and I'm not even his date 💀💀💀 I would literally be like stfu rn this isn't karaoke. Plus he doesn't know the words and he's just mumbling like a drunkass bruhhhhh. Ick ick get me out of hereee. Guys are fucking stupid. Kinda glad I'm giving this other guy a chance, he's so cute and he's just a inexperienced guy lol. I am kinda fucking with it. But still don't get your hopes up he could be a total dud too, as sweet as he is, plus idk if he's serious about not eating pussy then clearly this won't continue, as *nice* as he is. I'm not settling for anything less than what I could do for myself 😜

[pikslasrce]

we're gonna choose the YASSS pill we're gonna close the curtains we're gonna rabbit hole down third act love now 💅✨

[just-some-random-blogger]

MENTALLY UNWELL 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

First of all Nsjjsjsn i think its so funny that you called yourself out for having a cringe concept HAHAHAH I LOVE THAT FOR YOU its giving me sort of pda is gross unless it happens to me in which case its great vibes HAHAHAHHA IDK IT JUST POPPED UP IN MY HEAD LOL AJAJJSNSJSJ

Anyway

Your smile grew to Cheshire lengths, but you tried to rein it in. If you looked too giddy, they would insist on too many details. You needed to keep the charm there, bask in the attention the flowers had given you, and then accept that your ruse had worked.

😮😮😮 girl boss moment 😏😏😏😏😏 SLAYYYY

“Someone special,” you replied truthfully, closing your eyes and thinking back to the disappointing Valentines you had last year, and how you had sobbed drunkenly on your best friend’s shoulder.

Lets go yn you are special

“Everyone got something in the office. Everyone except me. I’m going to have to send myself flowers next year just to make sure they don’t pity me as they did today. There’s nothing wrong with being single! Yet why do I feel so miserable?”

Its ok i would also send myself flowers its what i deserve 😌

“Don’t worry. I’ll send you flowers.” Jinyoung was running his hand up and down your back rhythmically, trying to soothe your nerves.

NSJSJSJJSJSJ JINYOUNG SENT THE FLOWERS AND NOT YOU MEKSSJSJN DEADDDD

“Sure. You’re the only Valentine I want to have anyway. We’ll make a big deal out of it. If you’re not in a relationship next year, I’ll make this day so special you’ll never cry on it again.”

NOOOOOOOO NOOOOO NOOOO MY WRITTEN BY A WOMAN BABY LOVE NOOOOO FFUCCKKKKK IM DEAD WHY WOULD YOU SAY THINGS LIKE THAT TO ME

suddenly im thinking of irl jinyoung doing this for someone he loves and im 😩😩😩 whoeveR YOU ARE YOU ARE WINNING

[...] You were going to give him the best night ever. [...] Candlelit dinner for a fun touch. [...]

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 girl ///: aint no way u talkin bout dinner 😐 /: the denial is strong with this one

You should have known with all their giggling you’d end up at a lingerie store two blocks over. You were so stunned that you didn’t even protest as they dragged you inside. And somehow, thirty minutes later, you left with a purchase made and a flush to your cheeks.

HAHAHAHAH WELP AT LEAST YOUR FRIENDS GET IT THEY KNOW THEY KNOW HURRAY FOR FEMINISM GET YOU A GURL LIKE THAT SLAY 💅💅💅💅

I’ll just wear it for myself sometime, you reasoned as you dashed towards the grocery store, loading a basket full of the supplies you had made a list for, trying not to think of how Jinyoung would have reacted to you wearing the set in the bag dangling off your arm. In another world, where you were both lovers and the flowers had meant more than saving face, you could imagine greeting Jinyoung after work in just the lingerie and heels, hungry eyes devouring your curves, your bare skin. It would definitely end with dessert being served up before the main course.

🤨 like i said. We been knew 😒💅

“You did, huh?” His attention fell back to the assorted bags, snagging on one in particular.

😰😰😰🫣🫣😳😳 OK BUT JINYOUNG UNHINGED FOR THAT THO I-

“What colour is it?” Jinyoung continued, his gaze zeroed in on your coat, as if he was trying to scan through the layers to find it himself. He rocked on his heels and took a decisive step forward.

HE SAID WHAT

His eyes darkened and he took another step forward. “Huh. I thought I knew everything about you, best friend.”

AINT NO WAY YALL JUST BEST FRIENDS I HATE IT HERE

“You already know what brand and size I wear. You bought me some for my birthday,” he replied instantly, fingers grazing your coat, caressing it with a patience that was missing from his tense expression.

UHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMM HELLLOOOOOO???????¿????

“Did you think of me when you bought this?” he murmured so low that you weren’t sure he actually uttered the words. Breaking the sticker holding the bag closed, a deep inhale is all you heard as he peered inside. “Blue and white. You were thinking of me.”

I would just like to say

“Do you… want to see it on?” you asked, unsure where the confidence came from. He had never made you feel uncomfortable within your body, but it wasn’t like you to just offer a scantily-dressed option of yourself up to anyone.

BONK 🤠 WELLLLLPPPP HOWDY 😳🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

Away from the heady atmosphere, you let out a small laugh. “What the hell am I doing?” you asked yourself as your hands worked down the zipper of your dress, the fabric pooling at your feet. You weren’t prepared for this. You would have waxed; shaved at the very least. But for some reason, that didn’t deter you. The more clothing you pulled off, the more determined you were to have this moment regardless.

NAH BUT SLAY WE LOVE A MAN THAT MAKES YOU COMFORTABLE IN UR OWN SKIN AS HE SHOULD actually bare minimum if he doesn't treat you like this leave his ass ////:

“When I sent you those flowers, I wasn’t quite expecting such a gift in return,” he hoarsely said, striding towards you until he was close to brushing against you. You gasped as his breath met your exposed skin, his eyes still roaming over you. “I’m not complaining one bit.”

BARK BARK IM NOT COMPLAIN EITHER PAPI

“So, dinner?” you questioned weakly, unable to hide the desire filling your voice. You wanted him. You wanted to see as much bare skin as you were showing him. As if he read your mind, he reached over the back of his head and tugged off his hoodie and tee all at once. You blinked, eyes wandering over his broad chest and shoulders. You had seen this all before, but not under these circumstances, and definitely not with the ability to be allowed to touch. Jinyoung hissed when your palm connected against his overheated skin.

KSBSJSSJS HE JUST JSJEJSJSJSJS IN FRONT OF MY SALAD

I IMAGINED HIM TAKING OFF HIS SHIRT SO VIVIDLY HELPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEE

“Dinner?” he echoed, letting out a chuckle. “Darling, the last thing on my mind right now is eating.”

He

Darling

DARLING

he just called me darling how- i- i will never recover

“I have a confession to make. I forgot about the pact we made last year until you mentioned it before. I just wanted you to know I was thinking about you today and sent the flowers. You’re the only Valentine I ever want.”

“And what if I make it so you’re too exhausted to cook?” Jinyoung asked as he walked you backwards into the wall, another gasp leaving you when his lips pressed into your neck. You angled your head with ease, allowing him to taste your already feverish skin.

🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 whatever you say daddy

Well Rewarded

Pairing: Park Jinyoung x female reader

Genre: friends to lovers / romance / suggestive / valentine’s day au

Warnings: suggestive content, lingerie, some nudity, basically everything but the smut, lol.

Author’s Note: of course, it’s the first time I write Jinyoung in 8 months, and he demands all this from me. Happy Valentine’s Day. Also friends, the concept of this story is a bit cringe about wanting to celebrate Valentine’s Day, but I don’t believe we all need to buy into the holiday. And if people shame you for not having a Valentine, then they’re the problem. This was just a bit of fun <3

Word count: 2100

You smiled as you read the note that came attached to the large bouquet of flowers, vaguely paying attention to the gushing from your co-workers.

He had remembered.

“Oh Y/N, you sneaky devil! You have kept tight-lipped about this one!”

“You’ve got explaining to do. Who’s the admirer?”

Your smile grew to Cheshire lengths, but you tried to rein it in. If you looked too giddy, they would insist on too many details. You needed to keep the charm there, bask in the attention the flowers had given you, and then accept that your ruse had worked.

Nothing more.

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[themidnightcrimson]

Ok Idk if I should feel sad or horny or both at the whorehouse part 2. But anyways U ALWAYS SLAYYYY💅

you should feel both! THANK YOUUU

[alicent-hightowers-spouse]

Omg so I know season four was released a while ago but I recently found my reaction notes to the first six episodes. And they’re really funny so I want to share them with you guys lmao.

My notes on Stranger Things

Before I begin:

-Byler no matter what

-Ronance no matter what

-please don’t let any main characters die 😭

-but if someone has to go make it Hopper please

-or at least just please don’t kill Robin or Max or Dustin or Will

-I want an open confession that either Will is gay or that he has a crush on Mike or both

-although I think it would be best if Mike was the one who confessed feelings first

-I already know I’m not prepared for this at all

-Future Cass, how r u feeling?

Edit: I was correct I was not prepared for that at all 😀

Episode One:

-THERES A WARNING IN THE DESCRIPTION?!

-Why is the lab so gay? 💀

-AYYY IS BRENNER VECNA?

-Don’t know who this boy is that BRENNER is manipulating but he has OCD 💀✋🏼

-Love him for that 🤪

-LMAO HE BE TELLING BRENNER THAT HIS DRAWING SUCKS

-I LOVE TEN PLS DONT KILL HIM

-😀

WHAT

-WHAT

-EL?! YOUVE GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO BESTIE

-OMG WAIT IS BRENNER NOT A COMPLETELY TERRIBLE PERSON JGJRJRJ

-Ayo just noticed that Mileven and Jancy are together in the intro so they can’t actually be a couple because none of the other names are 😁🥰

-DAMN EL IS WHIPPED

-AYO JOHNATHAN SMOKING POT?!

-SUZIEEEE LOML YSSSSSSSSSSSE

-DUSTIN STOP PEER PRESSURING UR GF 😭

-BOOBIES HAHA

-I too love BOOBIES 💅❤️

-MAX MAX MAX MAX I LOVE U YESSSS

-Robin’s a trumpet player WHAT?!

-THE DUFFERS DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT BAND 🙄

-ROBIN IS A QUEEN AND TRUMPET PLAYERS ARE REDDIT USERS

-Do research next time besties

-AHYY I automatically approve Vickie because she plays clarinet.

-she can do no wrong 💅

-LUCAS?

-I mean get it bestie

-slay

-don’t know who this dude is but can he just shut up for a second he’s so annoying 💀

-WHAT?! DOLL?!

-Why the heck is this girl annoying Will?

-Omg why are these kids making fun of a dead person

-But LIEK Will SLAYYYY

-OMG Max 😭

-Does Chrissy have an ED 😟

-OMG someone save Chrissy

-AYO VECNA LEAVE CHRISSY ALONE

-EDDIE SUS

-NOT TAMMY LMAO

-ERICA YESSS

-WHAT WHAT WHAT JFJRIWJDJJFJDJJD OMG I- CRAZY ENDING

But like also I loved Chrissy why did she have to die 😭

Episode Two:

-I’m not buying it 🙄✋🏼

-Hopper SHOUKD not be alive but whatever

-PLEASE MIKE STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE AND GIVE WILL A HUG 😭

-Joyce is such a girl boss

-But Murray is so smart

-THE GUN TO PUNCH TRANSITION WAS SO CLEAN

-Poor Will 😭

-POOR ELEVEN OMG 😟

-AYO NANCYS HAIRCLIP ITS THE SAME AS THE GIRL THAT DANVED WITH WILL AND ITS FRUITY

-AYO BYLER IS DEF HAPPENONG THERES NO WAY ITS NOT AFTER THAT LMOA

-DAMN EL, but like Angela low key deserved that anyways lmao

-Damn VECNA be killing someone every episode

-AYO DINNER WITH MURRAY DINNER WITH MURRAY I HOPE HE SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT BYLER

-Please they literally just confirmed that Mike isn’t actually in love with El 💀

Episode Three:

-BAHHAHA WHY IS ELEVEN GETTING ARRESTED SO FUNNY TO ME PLEASE

-“experiment sexually”

-IF THIS ISNT A CONFIRMATION I-

-AYO ROBIN AND NANCY ROBIN AND NANCY OMG ITS HAPPENING AHHH

-This is some Saw shit right here 💀

-Lucas is an asshole I can’t believe that he’s ratting on Eddie 😒 and I loved him so much before this too 😞

-I TAKE IT BACK SLAY LUCAS SLAYYY

-NOOO MAXXX

Episode Four:

-BAHAHAH THE FROM

-NO BUT LIKE NAMCY AND ROBIN DO BE SLAYING

-ALSO SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE MAX SHE CANT DIE 😭

-NO BECAUSE I WANT TO SEE LUCAS’ REACTION SO BAD WHEN MAX TELLS HIM SHES DYING

-PLEASE I LOVE MAX

-YESSS ROBIN SLAYYY OMG SHE MIGHT BE MY FAVORITE CHARACTER THJRHT

-Ayo this season is violent and gory

-I hate Hopper but that was a very cool escape

-I swear that was so fruity OMG Byler is happening HDHRJ

-PLEASE NOT HOPPER NARUTO RUNNING

-AYO YURI IM ABOUT TO THROW HANDS HOW DARE HE KINDAP JOYCE AND MURRAY THE GIRLBOSS DUO 😡. when they wake up they’re gonna girlboss him so hard thta VECNA is gonna kill him by throwing the homophobic dog at him

-PLEASE WHY WAS THE BABY ON FIRE SO FUNNY TO ME

-MAX IS GETTING ME IN MY FEELS HELP

-STOP THE WHOLE TIME NDING SCENE I JUST- WOW FHJFJF

Episode Five:

-HELP THE WAY HE FLIPPED THE BED THRJRJR

-Death Note vibes 🤪💀

-No but also why does El dress like a Disney charactor 💀 so many layers

-HUHHHH MY JAW JUST DRIPPED

-nahhh THERES no way this crusty old guy is still kicking

-he probably died just from being knocked to the floor

-nah but I’m shitting bricks here what the duck is going on

-OMG OWENS I TRUSTED U WHYYYYY 😭

-Ok so this is a horrible situation for El BUT THE FACT THAT SHE LITERALLY DREW A PRIDE FLAG IS SNEDING ME 😭✋🏼

-This is making me feel like I’m on drugs for fr

-But this whole seaosn is giving me Hereditary vibes

-OMG WAIT A SECOND NO BECAUSE IM FREAKING OUT BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS GOING EXACTLY HOW I PREDICTED AND ITS SO REAL THEIR ACTUALKT GONNA MAKE BYLER CANON OMG IFHJRJEJEJ

-ALSO I LOVE ARGYLE OMG YRS

-YO HOPPER THATS KINDA FRUITY BESTIE

-NOT THIS EPISODE MAKINB ME FEEL BAD FOR HOPPER

-also now I ship him with Enzo. Oops.

-no but seriously poor Chrissy 😭

-but also not her Mom being a Karen 😒

-PLEASE JOYCE AND MURRAY R BOTH SUCH GIRLBOSSES I LOVE THEM BOTH ONG

-I swear to god if this mother trucker messes with Eddie I’m going to throw hands

-OMG STEVE AND NANCY? STRVE AND NANCY?

-OMG THAT ALSO COULD BE A HUGE BYLER HINT (the Sherlock thing)

-LUMAX SUPEEIORITY LUMAX SUPERIORITY

-Joyce and Murray rlly do be slaying though 💅

-No but like was cutting her hair rlly nessecary 😭✋🏼

Episode Six:

-“Steve takes one for the team.” THE DUCK DOES THAT MRAN?!

-Jason r u stupid or dumb? Did u not hear Eddie screaming?! And you can’t beat the devil lmao 😭✋🏼

-Damn these bitches think they’re Miss Trunchbull or something 🧍‍♀️

-AYO MIKE IS WEARING THR INVERSE OF THE SHIRT FROM THE NOT POSSIBLE SCENE OMG BYLER BYLER BYLER BYLER CONFIRMED??!!!????

-OMG YES SUZIE SLAYYY

-QUEEN BAHVIOR

-THE MORE I WATCH THE MORE GIRLBOSS MURRAY AND JOYC GET

-POWER DUO SLAYY

-EHY DO THE PPL TRUST THE FOOD SO QUICKLY THEY ABOUT TO DIE 💀

-religious ppl r so dumb omg 💀