#anyways rant in tags too long k byeee

[the-gayest-show]

Sometimes the urge to speak my mind gets the better of me and I get situations like this:

My comm tech teacher was taking about prom and joking about doing his hair (he has a shiny head and is bald. Not old bald but the voluntary kind i think where he looks 40 to 50 at most and is hairless)

My ass resisted the urge to ask the dominating question of "what hair?" For maybe 2 minutes before I asked it aloud.

Literally everyone was like "OHHHHHH!!!!" in the way that's like "woah sick burn" and I realized that it was a mistake from then on bc part of my brain like "fuck yeah" and the other genuinely wanted to know and i was conflicted

Don't even get me started on the shocking amount of times I answered a rhetorical question just get shut down by all of the teachers being like "iT wAs a RhEtOrICaL qUeStIoN"

I'm usually 60% able to identify one but they sound so similar to real questions its so stupid. Like if you ask me a question i answer. That's how i roll and I have an iep telling you I am fucking neurodivergent pls read that for once.

do u ever walk from a social interaction like damn. this is why i keep my mouth shut most of the time