#anyways i bombed my maths test

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[triglycercule]

i come up with ideas based on the most random things because wdym i just rambled on about fucking fingers and decided,,,, heh,,,,, yeah. this is a good idea. well i mean i do think it IS a good idea but also like in hindsight and out of context i do think its totally fucking stupid. angel92 ahh post 💀💀💀

anyways i was thinking about mtt and fingers and which ones they would lose as a result of being with eachother but then that also means that i'd have to give specific meanings to the fingers (ughhhh,,,,,) ok lets see. pointer finger would represent precision and clear vision because you literally use it to specifically gesture to things. middle finger is like ughh vulgarity and hatred because its the middle finger. the ring finger (heh! i already spoke about this one because of the myth that its connected to the heart and also holds wedding rings) represents love and the pinkie represent promise (PINKIE PROMISE!) and the thumb represents basic functioning and interpretations (because the thumb helps us literally hold things and also thumbs up and down shows your view on things)

i think if i just tack this idea onto the other post about ring fingers then it would be kinda unrealted + plus too long SO ITS GOING HERE. all the mtt are missing ring fingers because i said so. dust is missing an index finger because if the trio break up he's the only one that wouldnt have anywhere/one to go. also he'd struggle to smoke and i think that horror would always complain about him smoking so it'd be like horror's still kinda there warding him off from smoking even though he's not there anymore. horror would lose his middle finger because he'd probably be the most agressive against kist in mttpoly and now without them there he's kinda chilled out. but also the agression and spark isnt there and now he's stuck in plain old boring regular horrortale again which isnt all that fun,,,, even if dust an killer sucked fighting was a way to pass time. but horror would never admit that. and i think killer could lose a thumb (ill be fr im just running out of fingers to use here. next thing yk i'll start talking about TOES) and then he'd struggle to hold knives normally now. he literally can't hurt others the way he hurt horror and dust (but also that could also mean that killer just has to come up with more creative ways to main. or also his reduced actions could result in him causing less trouble and therefore having less threats. depends on if killer wants to be a bit more knife happy or just chil,,,,,, you KNOW i gotta go with the knife happy idea mtt NEVER get a break and if they do i immediately forget about it)

dude imagine them with all these missing fingers 💀💀💀 that shit would lookd SO weird

[justasadboi]

The mental breakdown I feel coming on is insannneeeeeeee

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[jazzmasternot]

Hazbin hotel college AU head cannons

Note: decided to write these out after reading @sprainedwriting’s fanfic about Adam being a frat boy and I took that concept and ran with it.

Obviously this is based off of my own university experience where I attend a really big public university in the southern US. so that’s where my takes are coming from.

This is also my first time writing anything on here so there’s that aswell.

Charlie

Majors in musical theatre, but not performance education. She wants to be the unhinged theatre teacher that everyone loves. Lives in one of those really fancy student apartment lofts with keke. And is part of the cat club where she feeds the cats on campus

Vaggie

She probably does something super hard like biomedical engineering (let’s go women in stem!) which takes up allot of her time already. Is also an RA for one of the dorms on campus which is good for her bc free housing and gets paid to do her homework at the front desk. Met Charlie in an English class and have been together ever since. When she’s not on call she’s spending the night at Charlie’s and Charlie’s almost always sitting at the front desk with vaggie even tho she doesn’t work or live at the dorm and no one says anything bc it’s just not that deep.

Alastor

Majors in audio engineering and runs the campus radio station that people definitely still listen too. He went to community college first then transferred to a four year (to save money ofc) and is a commuter where he still lives with his mom. Does work study where he works the front desk of the library where he does his homework and works on his scripts for his radio show. Has no interest in working with Vox since he runs the tv channel simply bc he doesn’t want all that extra work. Still takes his notes on pen and paper and still has a nightmare of a time figuring out to electronically submit all his assignments and take his tests.

Angel dust

Okay so hear me out he majors in math ikik it sounds crazy but every gay math major I’ve ever met acts just like Angel dust. Goes to raves and frat parties even tho the guys don’t want him there but he always brings girls with him so the kinda have to let him in. Does nude modeling for extra cash at the art school so he’s kinda a celeb over there even tho he’s not in anyway related to that major.

Husk

Majors in Restaurant and hotel management and is one of those college students that are in their late twenties so already has more life experience than most other ppl here so he doesn’t do allot of the stupid college that allot of other ppl do. Lives in some off campus apartment that’s just a large house rented out to students made to look like a apartment (yk the ones in talking abt) works at the dive bar located just off campus that everyone goes to atleast once in their four years.

Sir pentious

Majors in mechanical engineering or industrial design I can’t really decided. Definitely uses the 3D printer all the time and is on the robotics team, which wins every competition they go to.

Nifty

She’s changed her major so many times nobody knows anymore. Is part of the kpop club and has biases complete with intricately decorated covers, like she has so many photo cards. Also runs the campus hotties account where it’s just a bunch of candids of cute guys taken from far away. Will also get really pissed if you don’t wash your dishes bc it will attract bugs so if ur her roommate you better do the dam dishes.

Cherry bomb

Art major and is the one who got Angel the nude modeling gig. Is always pulling all nighters bc she kept postponing the assimgment till the last minute. Has probably vandalized a couple buildings surrounding the university but hasn’t been caught. Goes to raves and the aforementioned frat parties with Angel. Also has a traffic cone in her dorm room for no other reason than just bc.

Vox

Majors in multi media marketing, runs the campus tv and YouTube channel. Definitely the president of a frat that inflates his ego more than it already is. Always at sporting events at the front row with all the frat guys giving everyone the inside scoop and game commentary. Is very pissed that alastor won’t work with him. Treats himself like a campus celebrity even tho ppl could care less and are just trying to get their degree.

Valentino

majors in film and media productions yeah he’s one of those. Always asking if you’ve seen pulp fiction and telling you that you need to watch some random black and white movie that’s only in French. Will definitely invite you over to watch something with you but we all know that’s not the case. Also all his film projects has allot of unnecessary nudity and sex under the guise of artistic expression, even when it’s so not relevant to the plot. Unless it’s a film that he’s making for the university in which case Vox is controlling every aspect of it which in this case is a good thing. Smokes in his dorm room without a care in the world and has really loud inconsiderate sex at any random point in the 24 hour day cycle.

Velvette

Majors in public relations and runs the university’s Instagram account. She’s always walking up to ppl with a lil microphone to ask you to tell us what you’re wearing. Speaking off she always comes to class dressed up (like the international students) no leggings and tennis shoes for her. Also is definitely in a divine nine sorority, and runs their insta too.

Carmilla

She’s a professor for the aerospace engineering dept and shes here bc she got sick of making rockets for Lockheed Martin and reatheon. Hella smart and ppl are baffled that she chose to give up a seven figure job to teach a bunch of college kids but she’s so chill abt it tho.

Zestial

Definitely English lit professor, makes you read the books no one’s heard of and not the classics. Always brings his own open regular coffee mug from his house to sip his tea from instead of a thermos, everyone asks how he doesn’t spill it on his ride to work. Also just straight up has an electric kettle in his office so he can have tea whenever he wants. Takes turns with carmilla eating lunch in each other’s offices.

Rosie

Studies agriculture sciences and food processing. Will probably run a slaughter house when she’s done with her degree. Hangs out with Alastor in his radio booth from time to time just to gossip about whatever drama is going around lately. Wears long skirts and a tote bag all the time. Is always sweet to Charlie and Emily, also loathes Vox just as much as Alastor she just finds him annoying.

Lucifer

Is probably a religion professor that’s not religious at all and is super laid back in his class like one easy discussion board post a week. The kinda guy to be like “it’s so nice out let’s have class outside today guys” or “if I make this shot ur all getting extra credit on the quiz this week”.

Adam

Definitely majors in finance and is a frat boy. And his band plays at all the said frat parties. Is very insufferable to talk to at parties will try tell you how crypto is the currency of the future and how wolf of Wall Street is his favorite movie. Has a Saturdays are for the boys flag in his room and navy blue sheets. Oh did I mention he vapes he definitely vapes those Mike Tyson ones that taste awful and look like bricks yeah those. Always gets drunk at the tailgate way before the game is even started.

Lute

Yeah she’s in premed and wants everyone to know she’s better than you bc of it. Everyone else’s major is easy compared to hers so don’t you dare complain about all your assignments in her vicinity. She’s basically made it her whole identity like she’s in the premed honors society, future doctors of America. Types her notes on her laptop and then rewrites them with all her gel pens and fancy highlighters, like thee be so colorfull and pretty then the title would be something like blood clots. Still friends with Adam bc they went to the same highschool together and always helping him with his homework in turn he gets her into the tailgate tents and frat parties so she always gets free alcohol.

Emily

Majors in Elementary education and looks like it too, with the Stanley cup, James Avery charm bracelet, and all. She also takes super pretty notes but she does them in class which is super power all in itself, like her desk is scattered with gel pens and highlighters of every color and swears by her bullet journal. She also feeds the cats on campus with Charlie and runs the arts and crafts club on campus where they always host events like tote bag painting in the grass area of the university. Also doesn’t drink bc she’s not twenty one yet even tho she’s in college and definitely won’t smoke even tho most of the ppl that show up to her events are total potheads

Sera

She’s like the university president who doesn’t actually GAF abt the students and just fund’s athletics and raises tuition every year under miscellaneous fees. She tries to come off as supportive when she’s out in public but no one’s buying it.

[babyspacekwid]

Astrology Observations and Advice ✨ (TW talks of ED)

From a non professional astrologer who has no idea wtf she’s posting half the time 💕

Chiron 4th house in Capricorn, Your dad may be very hard on you, like a perfectionist dad. Could have also been abusive. Could be the type to comment on your shortcomings. Remember that you are enough as it is, don’t be so hard on yourself, treat yourself as you would a friend. With compassion and kindness. Its okay to make mistakes in life. It’s common to have daddy issues with this placement, so try not to let that affect your love life, this is a personal placement of mine😜 rlly into toxic men, but they ain’t good for me, so let us be aware of that. Don’t take life too seriously, do the serious shit without being too serious about it. Idk if that makes sense but for example, let’s say u got a math test, do the math test seriously, like study and shit but don’t let the stress of it consume you because it rlly ain’t that serious.

Aries moon, especially men y’all’s temper is unregulated af. Ive seen y’all snap at stuff that energy shouldn’t be wasted on, y’all are one of the most emotionally reactive signs I have ever met. Like a ticking time bomb. This moon sign might have experienced a mother figure that was harsh and emotionally neglectful. Very hard on you, wasn’t that nurturing when raising you. The type of mom to tell you to get up and wipe the dust off when you fall and scrape your knee as a kid. y’all gotta delve into those emotions in a healthier manner. Therapy and journaling could be very beneficial. Go to one of those rage rooms where ppl break shit, I feel like y’all would go all out. There’s definitely some pent up anger. This goes for Scorpio moons too, y’all is more internal though, got some deep dark thoughts and intense internal feelings that could easily overwhelm which is why downtime is needed.

Speaking of some Scorpio moons I have met, don’t let your trust issues fuck things up. This a hard placement, y’all feel things so deeply, but just cause one person backstabbed you don’t mean everyone will. Open up to people, trial and error and you’ll find that person. Obviously set boundaries and don’t just trauma dump on everyone you meet, but don’t build an invisible wall as soon as you meet someone. Not everyone is out to get you.

(TW) Taurus risings I’ve met have dealt with some type of eating disorder. Could have had family members or people comment on their weight as a child or just got rlly influenced by the negative parts of social media. Every taurus rising I’ve met has dealt with body issues, y’all are actually so beautiful though, and I’m sorry you don’t hear it often,no matter the size. You guys are also so photogenic, like maybe I’m just the type of person that sees human beings as cute in general but istg y’all could be making the ugliest of faces and I’d still think it’s charming 😭 my best advice would be to stop comparing yourselves, and to learn unconditional love towards your body at every stage it’s at. We’re gonna be 60 and wrinkly anyways, might as well enjoy what it can do for you now!

I have this friend who’s a Capricorn sun and moon, and as a Gemini sun and moon myself I feel so similar to her in like every aspect. Idk if it’s because we’re both born on a new moon, but anyways, this girl needs to learn to open up😭 like hun I wanna be your shoulder to cry on, don’t get me wrong she will vent, and spill the tea, but when the waterworks come out she’d rather isolate. I’m just like naurrrrrr, come back. I might not be comfortable with tears and shit but il awkwardly pat your back and listen to you. Either way y’all don’t be afraid to be vulnerable, you aren’t a burden and you can’t deal with it yourself. Stop trynna convince yourself that you can. Humans are social creatures and our primal instinct is to receive and give love. M

ANYWHOOOO y’all I rlly ain’t that knowledgeable about this shit, I’m rlly going off my friend’s placements (and mine). I am studying astrology tho so maybe one day 🤠 but I got the memory of a goldfish so it might take a while, I appreciate everyone who’s been liking my posts though THANK YOU💕💕💕💕

[jellijellybean]

thinking bout corrupting older men tonite lads. river is my example and I wish so deeply there was a lewd event for him, the way i'd actually go feral.

[warning: unethical student/teacher relations but doesn't go too much into detail. uhm. religion? mention? dunno if that needs a tag.]

anyway, river's always been told from the moment he first remembers that lust was the most dangerous sin of them all. the church stated that those who fall into such a temptation should be punished, so river being river swore off any feelings that might evolve into such a horror.

now, imagine you begin cozying up to him in class, doing the typical school things like showing up on time, passing your tests with flying colors, and doing your best to not get in any trouble. maybe he takes a liking to you, he doesn't really think too much about any of his students, but he's seen the way whitney will attempt to undress you only for you to fight back.

he's seen the way you're just so focused in his class – minus the times he catches you chatting with your classmates – he's even seen the way you worked so hard in order to pass his math project.

you're a hard worker and even more — an amazing student, it's not his fault he begins to grow fond of you and not in any less than pure way. (it's not like he has to press the cool metal of his holy pendant against his skin when you walk a little too close to him as a reminder of what might happen should his feelings grow.)

yet, that fondness only does grow when you begin to show up at the soup kitchen. he thinks you're there to get something to eat, but he's surprised to find that you'd be volunteering. to say the least, he's touched.

river doesn't see any reason to not appreciate your work, so he compliments your ethics and for the first time, he sees you smile brightly — and that's just the beginning.

slowly, his affection grows even more when he sees you step into his classroom or when you make your way to the soup kitchen. he doesn't mention anything if you're a bit late, it's not like it happens all the time anyway. he doesn't think too much when he's looking for someone to call on and you're the only one to catch his eye. he won't say anything when he sees your uniform isn't exactly up to standards, you might have missed laundry day, no big deal. he won't even say anything when whitney finally succeeds in removing your shirt, just bashfully looks at the ground before ordering whitney out.

maybe it's his fault he's grown a bit soft, but it isn't causing any real harm now is it? maybe it's his fault you begin to think he's a pushover, maybe it's his fault he's stuck in this position, with your hand unbuttoning his shirt as you pepper kisses against his neck and maybe it is his fault he let those feelings of lust grow.

his classroom feels too warm, each press of your lips against his skin has a wave of something new washing over him. his shaky hands try to gently push your shoulders away while his mouth tries to form a word or multiple, ask what you're doing, but his throat feels dry and your kisses are getting lower and harsher. the groan he releases when your teeth sink into his neck is involuntary.

everything feels slow, but there's this feeling growing in his stomach, winding up like a bomb with every ghost of your lips, with every touch of your hands, hell, even the way your body seems to warm him up has his mind growing hazy. it's overwhelming… but at the same time, he feels like it's not enough. his deep blue eyes slowly reveal themselves when your mouth pulls away from his skin. it's almost painful how much it seems to upset his body, but whatever you are doing, he wants more.

you smile at him, that same bright smile he can't say no to, not when you asked if he could help with your assignments and definitely not when you began to slide your hand across his chest.

river licks his lips, his heart feels like it's going to jump out of his chest and into your waiting palms. this feeling you've brought over him makes him feel something akin to insane. he wants whatever this is, whatever he feels when you press your lips to his and take what's rightfully yours. he wants to know the way your skin would feel against his, he wants to know if you're drowning in this sensation, this lust, as much as he is.

[wayfayrr]

Omg just read the ask about reader accidentally hurting Link. Yeah it’s me. Hi. I’m the problem. It’s me. lol I’m not a Swiftie I just thought that’d be funny there. Anyway, I’m really really bad at video games. For example my ex hated playing games with me bc he’d always win, sometimes with only one hand. It got boring for him. Anyway, there has been multiple (no, millions) of times when I’m playing Botw/totk and I do something stupid, not even that it hurts him all the time, but something stupid, or the wrong way to solve a shrine, and I just imagine Link looking at me with the “what is wrong with you?? What kind of answer was that??” Face or “um, ow?? R u stupid??” Face. You know, facepalming a million times lol. I feel so badly that he’s stuck with my terrible gaming self.😂

Then I must also admit that I sometimes in Botw bc it was my first Zelda game, and honestly first true video game too, would intentionally hurt him just a few times to see what things did or something. Like in Botw u get bombs? Yeah I’d hurt him to see how many hearts it’d take. Then I’d make sure I had the champion’s tunic on and use a bomb on a bokoblin and see how much damage it dealt and did the math of “ok so it took 35 off the bokoblin and 3 and a half hearts off me so…” or whatever. So it’s not that I did it just for fun lol but for science! I did accidentally kill some npcs when trying to complete side quests tho and laughed like a maniac when I did so. Oops lol.

I’ll also sometimes talk about Link like he’s me, saying things like “wow, they were so mean to me!” Or “what did I ever do to them??” Is it just me? Yeah? Ok bye now🙈😂

SEFSDFSDG HE WAS JUST YOUR LITTLE TEST SUBJECT

going to have wild learning maths just for you at this rate, and he's surely more than a little concerned by you laughing at killing the npcs

bet it isn't making him unhealthily attached too hearing you refer to him as part of yourself - a title he'll wear so proudly

[talltoontales]

~ Friggin Friday ~

[Story 32]

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Prompt: You've been transported to a 2000's live-action Disney movie & your only key to getting is by making the MC's dreams unobtainable through any means necessary. Prompt By: r/wingman66 (Reddit) Started Writing: 07/09/2024

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Word of advice: never buy a TV from a witch's garage sale.

Because I've been in this Chinese restaurant since eleven in the morning, downing fortune cookies like cheap shots, looking like an absolute maniac! But the only way outta this C-tier movie is to keep Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsay Lohan for swapping bodies, and the quickest way to do that is to make sure this place doesn't have any more terrible-tasting mystic fortunes to give…I'm gonna be sick!

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Ok, so fun fact: if you eat your weight in fortune cookies you will vomit until you pass out. But enough about my ongoing hatred for fortune cookies. Time for plan B! Jamie Lee Curtis, who is now in Lindsay Lohan's body, should be meeting with this world's version of the mean girl trio.

Which doesn't really hit, now that I think about it. Because I know Mean Girls came out in 2004, and Freaky Friday, I think, came out the year before, but whatever!

Regina- I mean…who am I kidding? Her actual name doesn't matter. Regina's about to trick Jamie Lee Lohan into getting gift-wrapped, causing her to stumble over a nearby bike rack and eat grass. However, if my math is right, I should have set in motion a Final Destination-style series of unfortunate events where, instead of landing on soft-ish dirt, Jamie'll get knocked out for hopefully the rest of the movie's run time…

-Pulls Out Phone-

Wow, '09 and '04 again! How do I even know that this movie exists? Wait, that's riiiiiight, Parent Trap and the School Sleepover. Man, those were better days. Why couldn't I get trapped in Parent Trap? Could've been done by now.

-Jamie Lee Lohan screams as she topples over the bike rack onto dirt-

What the-where's the duffle bag of football helmets? Where's the horde of test frogs? What happened to the-

-The school shakes as a muffled explosion goes off, followed by fire alarms-

Oh yeah, forgot about the toilet bombs. Oh, man, I should probably make sure that janitor's okay. Alright, first, help the janitor, and then we slash pretty boy's motorcycle tires.

…probably should have done that first.

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Ok, so that did not work at all, but on the bright side, Jamie Lee Curtis' character is a pretty good therapist, so I got that going for me.

Anyway, no more, Mr. Subtle. It's the big concert, and I gotta show stopper, and by that, I mean over a thousand dollars in professional-grade fireworks at the heart of the city's electrical grid. Can't rock with no power!

-Laughs maniacally while lighting the fuse-

…wait a minute…these are rockets…rockets explo-

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-Jerks awake on the couch as the credits for Freaky Friday roll down the TV screen-

Oh, thank God that worked! Not to self, next, get trapped in something fun like Lilo & Stitch or one of the Rugrats movies or…

-Jumps off the couch over to the DVD rack, frantically searching through the stacks until finding "Speed Racer 2008."-

I take it all back, this was the best purchase I've ever made!

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[hearts401]

survived the test (totally bombed the math section tho LMAOOO) but i doodled my sona a bunch and managed to snag a picture before they took my scratch paper (goodbye oc doodles i wasnt gonna share u anyways lmao)

[celiastjamesoscar]

this is kinda random friend but i had this dream last night where i had TELEPATHY and it was the coolest thing ever, i literally made fire appear by my mind and i think i was going somewhere too?? There was a bunch of people AND SAM WAS THERE

I was right next to her feeling shy and i didn't know what to say but smile at her 😀 then she started speaking spanish, i had no idea what she said but i was in love and found it attractive for some reason😍😍 then i woke up 😔

what a weird thing to dream right before my road trip, anyways how are you friend? ♡

That is such a cool dream?!?! The dreams I usually have are weird as hell and not cool like that 😭

Sam speaking Spanish is a must have!!! I would melt onto the floor if I heard her speak Spanish

I hope you have fun on your trip! I hope you post some pictures as well, but you don’t have to!

I’m decent. I bombed my math 106 test earlier this morning, but it’s okay because we everyone else failed it too. Currently on my hour lunch break between my last classes, and then I’m home free!

How you are doing today? <3

[emmashouldbewriting]

Silly idea but what if you write a letter to your kid, recalling this conversation and how you hope she sees herself the way you see her? It could be a lovely gift when she’s older, especially if she randomly forgets the time she got 1 in English!

Oh it's not silly at all! I admit that my reactions here are fully for me - emotions are very hard for her to process, and I can't emotionally wail with her the way I'd love to, because she's extremely empathetic and it would be too much for her! This is for me to unload and be emotional (my besties too, I'm very emotional in there) I have no fear of her forgetting. She doesn't forget anything. 😂

Rest assured, I tell her how I see her all the time. All the time. How hard she studied to double her maths test score in 6 months. How that science homework was hard, but she knuckled down anyway. How her art homework being shown to other classes as an example shows how much work she's put into her craft. How she tries her best in everything, and how her best is absolutely always good enough despite the result.

One day, I know she'll look back and remember my smile telling her it was the top English class. I hope she's able to feel my dancing in the car when we saw her English results putting her in the top 1% in Wales, I hope she hears my excited squeeing because she's bested her last maths test, and I hope she feels my love when I hug her and rock her to help her regulate from her own emotional bomb.

A letter would be lovely... but by the time she'd read it, I'd hope she'd already know it all. She needs to know how wonderful she is now ❤️

[triglycercule]

legendary life progress update. STATE TESTING IS DONE ‼️‼️‼️‼️ and i think i bombed the math tests but i did amazingly on ela so it all works out in the end. anyways have this cut drawing i made after i finished the test on some scrap paper

life update 2: im almost complete with killer's birthday writing. if i don't finish the bday comic b4 may 4th it's still okay because the actual completed art is fully done and it doesn't need a comic to still be silly. sooooYAH!!!!

lif udosye 3: yeah i already said i finished drawing cgr chapter 2 and im ready to start chapter 3. like im so damn ready. i have so many projects to do and things to balance with school but i actually love having so many things to work on. (school cgr swapinverse my utmv human designs other wips hi3 mtm oneshots song covers (yeah i cover songs 4 fun) posting on here) and ugh i have so much fun stuff to do im so excited for summe break so i can have 3 WHOLE MONTHS OF FREE TIME!!! and all ill need to do is get through this last month and a half and finish summer homework before i get on that grind

so expect new things. killer bday stuff and maybe posting cgr onto here for the folks to read since tiktoks going down the drain in who knows when anyways (CGR chapter 3: meanwhile HERE I COME!!!!)

[the-firebird69]

Underwater Nuclear Bomb Test 1958 - Tsunami Bom 😱😱

This looks like old footage and it looks authentic but our son and daughter say this is probably not an old film and not enough 1958 it's in color and it's Chris and the sound is very nice you can hear the birds and usually they didn't have that greatest sound and it's true and you have nice radiation Shields and you can see clearly through it and it doesn't have a grid people think this from the Godzilla movie and the examined it and it looks the same and Godzilla is going to be up shortly

Thor Freya

I am getting help and he's been saying it get me out of here about his dragon so I'm going to do it and I asked for help and they did come to my age and this is what happens and they're going to chase her around and she's going to beat up a whole bunch of them and she knows what to do too she knows where to go and she leaves them into trouble and it's awesome

I'm going to be fully active pretty soon and yeah there's going to be people coming here and they're going to cost a lot of trouble and some idiots here too

Hera aka Godzilla

Okay so what's your character and he says the same race and yes he's in Disney world Harry Potter universal studios yeah we know where it is you don't need to though. So I need to know basis even though you saw it. That is so bad that you people carry on saying this dumb s*** and he can figure out which one it is you just asked if the gate which one is Harry Potter well I guess he'd have to go to the other Park you know that's in nut cases I mean that probably will get him up there it's so petty and so dumb, then I looked at the math about the car and said it's all massively negative and including the whatever you're going to try and attempting to be him on the way down with a different plate and for Christ's sake

Mac daddy

I'm going to try it anyways and he's getting notified and everything what he says if I don't have any money I probably will sell it cuz I won't have money to insurance quite literally he says it's no joke because when you get it down here if you do he won't have the ability to insure it and I decided something I'd be wasting a trip and he says yeah you'd be wasting your time sort of not really but okay and yeah I'm following something he's wondering how much it's worth you probably get five grand so that's pretty good bring it yeah that's fun so we don't want to drive all the way down if you're going to sell it and he says so what you assholes put me in the hospital and that was one day Rudy a little not much but really we do see it it's horrible and he's saying he doesn't have the ability to insure it and he doesn't really it's like $130 a month and you can't afford that and you can't afford the money he'll go backwards again mac daddy says yeah that's true so yeah he likes doing the stuff that is annoying I really can't blame me for anything if I'm not driving around with it yeah right had no place and it's not registered and it's not showing us registered and there's no witnesses so good luck

And those Ben Arnold and I will say this we're sick of this s*** and you have to get out of there and we going to force you out pretty soon anyways mac daddy says and it's really me talking

But that's how I feel about it because it's too much money I don't have that kind of money to cut out like all my spare money a month is like $100

Zues

It's actually true and he's trying to save and suspend down his credit card and that would put it over the top and he wouldn't be able to if he has to move I can still have to take a plane that way a place would have to be ready

Hera

We get that that's our job and we're going to get to it

Frank Castle hardcastle

This is making us control everywhere and we can do it here and we have to and it looks normal it's good but really he needs to have some way of moving somewhere and we do see what you say and what he's saying is if they bring the car down he's going to sell it cuz he doesn't want to go to his house he's pig and he doesn't want them here he's a pig. Now there's some people you don't want to be near and he's one of them the guy is stupid but hey you know five grand is 5 grand

Duke nukem Blockbuster

Are you going to allow him to sell it too because he doesn't have money for insurance and there's no way to go and they just run them around and he can say all sorts of s*** who cares

Olympus

[caffeinosis]

American here: lockdown drills are to prepare if someone violent is in the building and everyone needs to clear hallways immediately and hide in a locked classroom/bathroom. The situation I remember us using was someone’s parent or an older boyfriend coming in to get them, getting angry when they had to go through collection protocols, and becoming violent (whether with weapons or not) and rushing through the office to abduct them. Lockdowns are also part of active shooter drills.

Worst part about it is that, in the drills, they announce what’s happening in the scenario over the loud speakers. In real life, we went into lockdown and nobody had no idea until phones started going off because everyone’s parents were texting to ask if they were safe and to tell them they loved them. The school called parents to say we were in lockdown because of a potentially unsafe situation (a girl had told someone she had her dad’s gun and was coming for them at school; she ended up getting stopped by police before she reached campus). Very cool to get those messages while doing homework in a classroom right in front of the entrance! The teachers weren’t allowed to update us until the girl was in custody and they finally opened the doors.

Anyway that’s way more information than you asked for, I’ve just been really fucking pissed because we just had a shooting at a nearby college and Republican politicians are wearing AR15 lapel pins everywhere while we average 1+ mass shooting per day and absolutely nothing is ever done about it. I’ve been in 5 separate situations where I thought I was about to be in a shooting, though that high school experience was the only one that turned out to be real. I’m 26 and I’ve been through so many lockdown/shooter drills and watched my teachers try not to cry while they explained how to break the windows and zigzag until we reached the woods and then sprint until we found a house to hide in. It’s fucking insane.

That sounds insane and terrifying, I'm sorry you had to go through that.

Yeah, we only had rudimentary fire/earthquake drills, about once a year. Which consisted of hiding under desks and then trying to calmly evacuate while the teachers yelled at us not to run down the stairs. Not sure how effective they really were. I don't think we have protocols to barricade inside classrooms, and our schools are old and decrepit so I doubt it'd be much help if anything happened.

To be honest, I can't fault you people for actually taking safety protocols seriously, especially in light of recent events. I remember once in high school, there was prank call about a bomb and the maths teacher wouldn't let us go out because we were taking a test, wtf. We were the last to evacuate the building. I mean, everyone knew it was a prank, but why take that risk?

[kbtbb-soryu]

Queen of Ice [Ryota x OC] Chapter 8

Covered in sweat, I walked through the front door the next morning. I shuffled into the living room and saw Mr Mochizuki in the kitchen. He stared at me, wide-eyed.

“Were you... at the gym?” he asked, eyeing my clothes.

“Dance studio, technically. But same principle I guess.” I shrugged. 

“You must have been up pretty early, then,” he mused, a small smile playing on his lips.

I blinked. “Don’t tell me you’ve never even realised.” 

“Realised what?” He cocked his head to the side. 

“I go to the dance studio every morning.”

“Except when you oversleep.” The grin he gave me was playful.

“No, actually, I went that day. I just fell asleep again after I got back.” I shrugged. Then I noticed what he was doing. “What’s with the pancakes?”

“Figured something a little more breakfast-y would be nice for a change.”

I eyed the pancakes. “Kind of elaborate, but okay.” With the pancakes, there was a light salad, soup and fruit cups. Even café au lait.

“I call it the Mochizuki Special. Now pull up a chair, and eat my special.” 

I chuckled. “Can you give me a minute to change first?” I didn’t bother waiting for an answer before going to my room to change out of my sweaty clothes. 

“Slather my special delight in my jam, too. That’ll make it even better!” he said when I sat down at the table. I pulled up my nose.

“Hard pass.” I found him scratching nervously at his nest of tangled hair. “What?”

“Look, I’m sorry about yesterday.” I looked down at the food. 

I sighed. “I’m not interested in empty apologies,” I replied coldly.

“Haruka.”

I slowly looked up at him. “I’m not trying to be rude. I’m sure you’re sorry about the way you handled it, but you’re not sorry about what you said, because you were right. I forgot myself. It wasn’t my place to inquire about your personal life and your past.”

“It’s cool. Water under the bridge.” I didn’t answer as I picked up a fork. 

“So, what would you like on your pancakes? Honey, maple syrup? Jam?”

“How about all of the above?”

“Good, because that’s what I was gonna do, anyway.” He smiled in an attempt to make the atmosphere lighter.

“I was being sarcastic. I’m not rearing to get diabetes, thanks.”

He chuckled. “I thought you’d say something like that.”

I shrugged. “So? What are your plans for today?” I asked before shoving a piece of pancake into my mouth. 

“Video games,” he replied.

“Didn’t you play games all day yesterday?” I asked.

“Yeah, and I want to do it again today. I’m not even close to being done. Wanna join me?”

I shook my head. “No, thanks. I have plans with Eito today.” I finished my breakfast and put the plates in the sink. “Thanks for the pancakes. They were really good; not too sweet.” 

After school the next day, I stared at the mark on my practice math test. I had only scored a sixty. No surprise there, I supposed. I could barely concentrate and I didn’t finish the test in time. I remembered what Mr. Mochizuki said before the test.

“If you can’t score high enough on this test, it’ll be tough to pass the midterm with a ninety.”

I reviewed the test, but I didn’t take anything in. Then I heard a thud from outside the classroom. I looked up. Eito was the only one with me. 

“What was that?” I asked. Eito shrugged. I stood up and exited the class to see what was going on. In the hallway I found Sato and Mr. Mochizuki talking. I arched an eyebrow at them, but went back into the class.

“What was it?” Eito asked quietly.

“Dunno. Just found Sato talking to Mochizuki,” I said, my voice flat.

“Sato, huh…” Eito mumbled. 

“What?” I asked. 

“Why is Sato taking remedial classes?” Eito asked. 

“How the hell should I know? Why don’t ask him?” 

“He’s always staring at you,” Eito said. I shrugged. I wasn’t particularly bothered by things that happened all the time anyway. 

“I bombed that test today,” I muttered as soon as I got home that day.

“Because you didn’t manage your time properly. That bad habit of yours rears its ugly head once again,” Mr Mochizuki told me.

“It never happens on other tests…” I said.

“Look, if you don’t want to give up, then you’ve got to suck it up and push through. Med school is gonna kick your butt if you’re not driven. You’ve got a dream to realise, so there are only two options: go big or go home.”

“That’s what I’ve been doing. What, you think I haven’t been trying?”

“Then you’re not trying hard enough.”

“How can you say that?” I stood up, fuming.

“Hey. Can you honestly say you’re giving 110 percent? Can you?”

I snorted derisively and sneered at him. “Like I want to hear that from someone who gave up in his so-called dream. Sorry I can’t be oh-so perfect like you.” I lashed out, my voice carrying an icy edge to it I hadn’t heard from myself in a while. I stormed into my room and slammed the door shut.

 I ran my hand through my hair. Talk about being an ice queen. He didn’t deserve that. I was angry because he was talking the truth, and I hated it. I was the one who wanted to fight the odds and aim for med school. He was only trying to help. I hadn’t been working as hard as I knew I could. It wasn’t his fault. Unable to sit around any longer, I headed for the kitchen for some water when I noticed light seeping through Mr Mochizuki’s door. I poked my head in and found him preparing for his lessons tomorrow. He was up late working… He was working so hard, doing everything he possibly could… How could I have said something so cruel to him? Gave up on his dream? He wasn’t someone who would do that for no reason. Attacking something like that�� 

He wouldn’t be the teacher he was if he didn’t work hard. Always thinking about his students, staying up late to prepare for classes. I owed him an apology. I remembered how he played to his strengths when he wanted to apologise to me, and I decided to do the same. I brewed some cocoa and took it to his room.

“Hey,” I said softly as I knocked on his door.

“You’re still up? Get to bed or you’ll sleep right through your alarm tomorrow,” he said.

I shook my head. “I’m… really sorry about what I said earlier. I lashed out and that was unfair of me. You did nothing wrong.” My lip quivered and I bit it.

“Felt good to get all that off your chest, though, didn’t it? We can’t carry the weight of those kinda feelings around with us all the time.” How could he be so cool with this? Not only did I yell at him, but I also attacked something that was obviously very fragile to him. He was always so understanding, so accepting… Felt good? No, it didn’t. It felt like crap. I didn’t say anything that I really felt. I looked down and noticed some clump in his hands.

“What are you doing?” I cocked my head to the side.

“Oh, this? Just a charm I’m making for the soccer club. It’s nothing special… Just a little prayer to help them win.”

“That’s… kinda sweet, actually.”

“I was gonna make each of the guys a soccer ball, and stitch their number on it.” My eyes widened. “What?”

“Don’t tell me that’s supposed to be a soccer ball.”

“That was the plan, anyway, yeah?” I raised my eyebrows. “You don’t see it? You’ve got the black and white bits here, and then you sew them… Erk! Damn it.”

“Prick yourself?” I walked over to him and put the mugs down on his bedside table.

“No, just grazed it.” He looked away.

“Don’t even bother trying to hide it. I see right through you.”

“Psh, I’m a man… and it takes more than a little needle prick to hurt me. Here, now look. Doesn’t that look like a soccer ball to you?” He held up his shoddily sewn black and white monstrosity.

“No, it looks like a rice ball.”

“There are rice balls shaped like soccer balls, I’ll have you know.”

“That isn’t one of them.”

“Just, look with your heart, not your eyes.”

I sighed. “Give me that, Pocahontas.” I snatched it out of his hand.

“Hey! I can sew just fine.”

“The state of your project speaks louder than anything you could say.”

“Right, sorry. I think I’ve met my match with this sorta stuff.”

“You need to be more precise about cutting. Soccer balls have a very specific pattern.” I spoke as I tried making a decent soccer ball for him. “A 3D one may be a little tough; I can do it, but it takes a lot of time. If you’re good with a flat charm, this ought to do it.”

“Wow, colour me impressed.” I shrugged. “Haruka… Would you, uh, mind helping me? If I were left to my own devices, I’d end up making a bunch of rice balls.”

“What did you think I was doing?” I asked, brushing off the astonishment I felt at him turning to me for help.

“You’re a lifesaver. Seriously.”

“Can you iron the number patches on?”

“I can do that much.” He smiled broadly. Together we continued making the little soccer charms.

“We only have three more to go,” I said.

“We might actually be able to get through all of ‘em tonight.”

“If only you’d come to me sooner.”

“I couldn’t have asked you to help; you’re not part of the soccer team. Besides, I just…” He stopped himself from saying more.

“Don’t like relying on people?” You’re just like me.

“Well, yeah. I’m a never-say-die kind of guy. But…” he trailed off.

“But?” I urged him to go on.

“Working with you has been pretty fun.” The iron in his hand, he turned a big smile on me. My stomach somersaulted, despite myself. “Can’t even remember the last time I stayed up late with someone, chatting… Probably not since I was in high school myself, working on the school festival.” That big, innocent smile was one I’d never see in school. I was happy that he was enjoying hanging out with me. We continued working for several hours after that and before I knew it, I was asleep on his couch.

 When I groggily opened my eyes the next morning, I found my teacher fast asleep next to the table, cheek resting in the crook of his arm. It was a bit of a thrill thinking how I spent the night in his room with him. My eyes fell on him once more. Sleeping like that, he was going to wake up with the worst bedhead. I was reaching for his hair when he shifted, his head finding my shoulder. I froze, unsure of what to do with this new, sexy weight. I could feel his heat through the thin fabric of our clothes. For a moment, I imagined what it would be like if I could snuggle with him, his arms wrapped around me. The thought made me want to slap myself. I poked his forehead.

“Hey. Wake the hell up.”

He opened his eyes drowsily. “Hm? Oh, sorry about that.”

“Hmph. Be thankful I didn’t push you to the floor.” Realising what I just said, I raised a finger. “That came out wrong.” He snapped back from me, to sit up straight in his seat.

“What’re you staring at?” he asked.

A mischievous smirk spread over my face. “You’re cute when you sleep.”

“So I’m ugly awake?” He jabbed a finger into my forehead. Damn, he wasn’t even frazzled. “I don’t think you’ve got the time to be clowning around right now.” I looked at my watch. “Alright, let’s hurry and get ourselves ready.”

“Don’t forget to take the charms today. I don’t want all that hard work wasted,” I said.

“Yeah, I know. I’ll make sure to bring them.”

“Mind if I keep this?” I pointed to his disaster of an attempted charm.

“If you want it, it’s all yours,” he said.

 I arrived at school bleary-eyed and sleep deprived. After lunch, I stepped outside for some fresh air and watched the soccer team from afar.

“Mochi, you made these charms?!”

“More or less…” Mr Mochizuki said.

“Damn, Mochi Stewart over here!”

“There’s no way we’re gonna lose our next game, now!” The players were elated with his gift.

For a moment his eyes met mine. Don’t tell, he mouthed to me. I smiled slightly, and I swore I could make out a smile on his face too. I found a charm dangling in front of me.

“You made these, didn’t you?” Eito asked.

“What makes you say that?” I asked nonchalantly.

“I know your handiwork.”

I smiled wryly. Eito knew everything about the stalker and my living with Mr Mochizuki. My teacher would probably throttle me if he knew I told someone, but there was no one I trusted more in this world than my cousin. 

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