#anyways How The Turntables from the days when cao cao made his pathetic cringefail assassination attempt on dong zhuo | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

romanceyourdemons · 2 years ago

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lü bu is the ultimate example of “the boss when you fight him/when you unlock him as a playable character.” like i coulda sworn he was less trickable when he worked for dong zhuo i’m pretty sure he was better than this

#whenever i post about strange men with no context just assume it’s romance of the three kingdoms again #anyways How The Turntables from the days when cao cao made his pathetic cringefail assassination attempt on dong zhuo #and lü bu was like i sense a sad little man making a silly little assassination attempt. where is he.#these days cao cao will prop up a box with a stick and put a pie underneath and lü bu will be like holy fuck a pie :) and get fucking Boxed #like come on buckaroo #ryddles

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