#anyway yes they r very entertaining<3

[echoesofadream]

I feel the same as you about seventeen like.. theres not that much happiness in my life right now well all the happiness is something I work hard to grab like appreciating a cup of tea and the sunlight... and I feel like its ok that for now, svt is what makes me laugh.. its a bit silly but thats kinda their whole point, their job is to be entertainers that give people good energy and happiness and comfort and im really happy to have found them too .. eventually im sure ill be able to laugh w friends (the members of seventeen) and my partner (minghao) but as of now, ill laugh w them thru the screen<33 -misa

❤️❤️lets enjoy what makes us happy right now im sure so much more happiness will come to us

[caustinen]

thinking about hollywood! clegan au 🤭

John Egan is a beloved actor who had his big break 5ish years ago and been doing a steady stream of hit movies ever since, 2-3 a year over all genres

Hollywood’s heartthrob but also a versatile actor who’s amazing at talk shows, considered very cool but also your grandma’s favorite celebrity

Has always been very private about his life outside of the films, always manages to make a joke out of everything when he’s (often) asked about his personal life, just wants to talk about his dog and whichever project he’s promoting

He’s been connected to a bunch of singers and actors (he loves a good party and isn’t aftaid of physical contact so he’s shipped with pretty much everyone he meets)

The absolute SHOCK that goes through entertainment world when he shows up to a premiere with a beautiful man on his arm

There are some speculations about this being another goof to get everyone confused but the picture of John looking at the man and rounding his arms around the his waist at any given moment on the red carpet go viral in relationship pages (they’re used in the type of pics “if your man doesn’t look at you like this…”)

Internet detectives quickly discover the man’s Gale Cleven, a publicist at the firm that represents Egan (not his publicist tho they keep work separate from their relationship)

He’s considered one of the best in the industry but hates spotlight and has stayed away from the media completely so far

However… After dating for 5 years John popped the question and Gale said yes, and as a part of their deal with how to deal with all of that Gale allows John’s long-awaited dream of being able to scream his love from the rooftops

He wasn’t kidding either, every single social media post after that is about how much he loves his fiancé, and the wedding plans are pretty much all he wants to talk about in interviews as well (aside from their dog, of course)

The negative side of it is that the internet also starts to thirst after John’s man and it becomes a new widely shared joke, like everytime John goes to talk shows after that the questions are all centered around ‘Hey, is your fiancé single?’

John is a good sport about it but in private he takes any excuse to mark Gale as his, weather it was a seemingly carelessly placed hand on him any chance he gets or a hickey just visible over his collar and esp when they have sex John never shuts up anyway but now he’s particularly keen on reminding Gale he belongs to him

Gale doesn’t care about the public attention one bit but he loves how happy John is about showing him off, and every time he’s nervous when they’re photographed together John makes sure to make him laugh and relax even on red carpets when everyone is trying to get their attention

The one time they give an interview together the internet goes nuts because Gale is so shy but so sweet and John laughs at everything he says and the two of them are just so clearly smitten with each other people can’t help but root for them

It’s also clear form the interview that while Gale hasn’t been at previous premiers or public outings he’s John’s work’s biggest fan/supporter, John’s telling some story about how they managed to keep their relationship secret while also living an active life like ”Oh and while I was doing promo for this project Gale lived in London with me” and Buck’s always very nonchalantly like ”No actually it was for this project dear” because he’s more aware of John’s work than he is and John will always tease him like ”oh you’re right thank you baby you’re so smart” and Gale would fail to hide his smile behind his hand

(additionals: john’s insta — gale’s insta — how they met — media/friends instas — how they first said i love yous — domestic hcs — gale//red carpet look — troubles with media/fans — jealous bucky — pda video leaks — candid pics — discussions about going public+proposal — going viral during award season — buck’s reaction’s to bucky doing sex scenes — stalker attack — reunion — sickfic — stalker attack cont. — photoshoot — divorce rumors — fanfiction — short n sweet)

[callsignfate]

Valeria x Chaotic wife pt.3

(Part 3, anyone? Most of these wonderful ideas are conversations I have with my friends, family, or partner or just think of in odd hours of the day. Anyways. Enjoy!)

Part One/ Part Two/ Part Three/ Part Four/ Part Five

Part Six/ Part Seven/

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Valeria talking to her men: have you seen my wife recently?

Her men: No. No ma'am.

Valeria: You're lying.

Her men: We've been trying to find her after she asked us to play hide and seek an hour ago..

Valeria: ...

(Valeria searched for you for an hour by screaming in every room to come out or else.. you eventually heard her and came out.)

Short!R/N: That's cheating.

Valeria: Yea? Where were you?

Short!R/N: In the washing machine..

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Valeria: Do not come in here and start asking me to do a million things with you.

R/N shutting the door slowly: ...

Valeria: DO NOT ASK MY MEN TO DO ANYTHING EITHER THEY ARE BUSY

R/N: AWE C'MON!

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R/N: Who is Alejandro? Why do your men keep trying to figure out if you fucked him?

Valeria: First, don't ever say that name ever again it makes me want to rip my ears off and eat them. Second, they WHAT?

R/N: ...nothing.

Valeria: Tell me which ones you heard speaking of this.

R/N now sprinting away: IM NOT A SNITCH

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R/N wearing a pj set: this is nice.

Valeria's men who got forced to also wear matching pj sets: ...yes it is.

R/N: Good. Glad we are all on the same page.

Valeria, who walked in to find you: I pay them to move drugs not to entertain you.

R/N: Too bad, either join me or do it yourself.

Valeria: ...

R/N: I'll start running now.

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R/N: Val, do you ever get-

Valeria: Tired of you? Sometimes, but I think I'd miss the chaos

R/N: I was going to say hungry and crave something specific-

Valeria: Oh, yea sometimes.

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Valeria: I wonder what would happen if I left you alone without my men to watch you for a few days..

R/N: You like this place? It would be up in flames.

Valeria: ..at least you admit it.

R/N: I'm very self-aware.

(R/N then proceeds to walk into a decorative plant almost falling.)

R/N: I'm self-aware in certain ways..

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Valeria: What are you doing?

R/N: Thinking about how I somehow made you attracted to me.

Valeria: No, I meant, why do you have a lighter and hand sanitizer next to you?

R/N: I saw a video of this per-

Valeria: Absolutely not.

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Valeria: What are you reading?

R/N: Smut book.

Valeria: Why?

R/N: You said to entertain myself.

(Valeria took the book you were reading and skimmed it before she put it in her desk.)

Valeria: Yea no, you don't need any more ideas. I'm not chasing you through the woods.

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R/N: I think I could build a house.

Valeria: You couldn't even finish your Lego set.

R/N: ...fair point.

Valeria: You had one of my men finish it for you.

R/N: How did you kn-

Valeria: I know everything.

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[4ngeldusstt]

O N L Y F O R Y O U

A/N: im sorry this is kind of bad, hope you all enjoy it anyway :c <3

Warnings: none

Word count: 474

He understood you, even though he was the one behind your kidnapping, the LOV needed you because of your quirk, your healing hands had the ability to heal anyone with your touch, from small scratches and bruises to fatal wounds and you even can grow back limbs.

You were quiet most of the time, a very insecure introvert that only talked when talked to. Tomura somehow saw himself in you, somehow he felt the need to take care of you, shield you from this shitty world, wishing he could make a better world for himself, for everyone, but mainly for you.

After a long rough day, Tomura made it to his bedroom, only to find you asleep under his computer desk, you were curled up with a pillow and a throw blanket under there, why? The answer was simple, it made you feel safe.

He slowly lowered himself in front of you, running his knuckle lightly against your soft cheek, admiring your face, so peaceful and relaxed. He knew you were constantly in fight or flight mode and that you struggled a lot, so moments like this, made his stone cold heart melt a little.

You slowly opened your eyes as your buried your face into the pillow you were holding, making him notice something “Hey, is that my pillow?” Tomura jokingly said. “Mhm” you nodded. “why is that, baby? You like my smell huh?” He softly laughs, you face starting to get more heated thanks to his words. “Mhm, it makes me feel safe when you are away, feels like you’re here with me.” You say nuzzling your face on the fabric once more, Shigaraki’s hand is placed your head caressing your hair softly. “I’m here now, so get up from down there. You can cuddle on my lap as I play some games, what do you think my angel?” He gets up, holding out his hand to help you get back up, making sure one of his fingers were nowhere near your skin avoiding to fully touch you because of his quirk “Yes please, I’d love to.” You say happily as you take his hand.

A few days later the League was once again out for a mission, so you made your way to your lil hiding spot in Tomura’s room, as you always do when you are left alone, only to find in your surprise several pink fluffy blankets, a few soft pillows (one of them being his own) everything was perfectly placed making it welcoming and cozy, he made this only for you.

On the bed you found a perfectly folded hoodie that you know he wore recently, as you put it on you smell his cologne, next to it laid a brand new nintendo switch with some games so you could entertain yourself with a sticky note placed on the box that read in his hand writing:

“I’ll be home soon, hope this helps.

I love you.”

[breeding-bull-shuichi-saihara]

In oiled up twerking contest, Shuichi which girls make the top five for you?

The twerking competition is such a rare event and opportunity that we haven't experienced it happening so far. So, in the oiled-up competition, the hottest five girls in the academy should be at the top...... However, I want to put Kaede on the list; I know I'll always be biased towards everyone since Kaede will always have my heart; either way, back to business. I can only see her willing to twerk if she is affected by the lust virus <Who am I kidding? Everyone in Hopes Peak is suffering its affliction, including me. At least, I'm fully aware of it as a detective. I'm just out here, preventing my urge from turning me into feral; now it's hard not picturing them all oiled up for twerking> anyways, let's get to it:

5:- Celestia Lunenburg: The reason why I think she is going to be one of the top girls at twerking competition. Because she does it for money, and she'll give it her all if that means attracting many customers. Including me, I'll be out here contemplating, would she go so far as to get paid by her customers for a one-on-one twerk dance? I would say yes; she is the type of woman who would charge you extra and want you to be there watching her twerk just for you "In private." And I know for a fact things will get extra spicy with her backside; she will be eager to let you hold her oiled ass as when she's bouncing and grinding against my crotch. And get her ass groped and smacked to make her go faster. And who knows if her customers are entertaining her. She would extend the session for them to watch her bounce and twerk for extra hours. Hopefully not; I would go feral here and there.

#4: Akane Owari. Now, with someone amazingly athletic, I think she would be phenomenal; I can picture her doing it with the least clothes possible. If anything, she will invite you to watch her twerk super closely against your groins; she can throw her massive globes against you. Eliminating the distance between you and her, knowing her skin is all oiled up. She is the type of woman who spice things up and fuck you on her first date. You can leave some shading red mark on her fat rear, and she'll still twerk for you. Know if this ever happened to you. She'll just want to get dicked down hard. She is the type of woman who openly lets everyone fondle her heavy, fun bags; now, imagine how much you put into her in the mood when you get to play with her all day with no strings attached. That makes me want to do it all, playing with her breasts, pounding her if she keeps twerking her tanned, thick skin against me. I know she is asking for this. She is an animal, and so do I when I get feral..; and she got nothing against me using her pussy like a cock warmer for my thick shaft. She hobbyist and a twerker. And if you feed her right. She'll go a few more steps beyond your imagination to take her for yourself.

#3: Maki is one of the exceptional cases; nothing is better than watching your close friends twerking for you all day/night. A perk for being her close friend. She was even practicing all day and night; with her substantial delicious wobbling ass. I can already tell. Maki wondered how to impress Kaito, so she came to me first. Since she is very cautious with her body, suppose her ass was too thick. I wouldn't lie to her; she is freaking hot. She needs to put her heart and soul into shaking her ass.. then I told her to do it for me; she didn't mind twerking against me all day and night if that's what it takes to improve. And she got my pants so stiff with how hard I got, encouraging her to get creative and play against my pole using her solely. She was such a good girl. I even had to spank her ass to increase her rhythm and speed; then, I told her to close her mind and get oiled up. And shake her perfect ass for the show. <I just realized they will get oiled up in the twerking contest. My goodness, these girls will make me R O C K H A R D if these girls are highly oiled up twerking for me as a group.

#2:- Ibuki: I don't know why I have thought of her, but she is better at attracting more customers than Celestia Lunenburg, but the question is if she is willing to wear super short ripped jeans to show off her seat. She is upbeat, loud, and speaks to herself in the third person. She is absolutely a beast in twerking, given she is touring around the world. And twerk for millions of people watching her. She leveled her performance. She would twerk for you so hard, surprisingly harder than Akane, you would hold to her for your dear life. So I say Ibuki can and will be a different beast if she twerks for us solo, and with the loud music bursting your ears, she will twerk a lot faster; with how thick and round her posterior is, she will make you daydream, and lights out if you're feeling too good in her twerking skills. Here's what I learned: the louder the music is, the harder and faster she will go. You can ask her for a private dance. But I assure you that your soul will leave your body, and she won't stop even if you are far gone. Now imagine her fucking you harder while her body is all oiled up? I don't know about you, but Ibuki can spice things up

#1: Kaede: her body jacks all trade; she had one of the fastest oily rears in the competition; each of her heavy rumps can block one seat; I'm not kidding when I said she needed two seats for her ass to sit down. Her voluptuous ass is twice bigger than Celestia and Maki combined; it made me so rock hard I needed an onahole asap to get myself back to normal. Twerking that ass alone, clapped her asscheeks against each other, making shockwave after shockwaves; the sounds were so mesmerizing I couldn't wait to take her backstage. It all feels so... surreal. She teased me for the whole contest, and it worked because my biological urge spiked up so hard; I spent most of the time hammering and fucking Kaede's down south so hard we ended up connecting on a grand piano I was devouring with each kiss; I kept howling, playing with her voluptuous body making her ass ripple with each of my bruting thrusts, I felt I was a tearing a planet when I was invading her; I couldn't I craved her this much after the end of the show. I was so pent-up; I'm glad the show was over. Cause we took a ride on the bus, and as soon as we got back into our dorms, we had the longest breeding sessions. I ended up fucking her and cummimg inside of her. Our skins never left each other. We spent most of the day sleeping in her dorm. I got to do everything I wanted with Kaede and some more. It was wild; I couldn't wait to get for to get up for another round ♡~

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Ari <//333 I’m thinking thoughts abt <//33 stsg and their wet sopping kitten type of reader. who’s just. The silliest most cutieful thing <//333 a complete loser if you will <//33 stsg are the losers ever and I think. They also need a little loser to follow them around + for them to kiss hehe :3 reader is js. Anxious + clingy + so unintentionally funny + has such? Weird habits??? Are we seeing the vision. Like they’re all just cuddling together about to go to sleep and there’s a very quiet whisper of “……hey did you know a cloud weighs around a million tonnes” LMFAOOO?? 😭😭 but. Also. I think kenny would love a reader like this hehehe <33 they’re so odd they need an odd little s/o too i think…… BUT. BACK TO STSG. I think they would benefit from a clingy reader sooo much it’s not even funny. I know satoru definitely would!!!! They both need their little baby that clings to them like a koala in the morning + attacks them with kisses it would fix them!! And I think the fact u mentioned sugu appreciates handmade gifts goes soo well with this too like………… reader just walks up and gives him a box full of tiny trinkets + a few sketches of him + a hand painted rock or two + something crocheted and just. Walks away. HEHEHDHS they need a pathetic little meowmeow to fix them they told me so!!!! being told fun facts + given the most random but somehow also most heartwarming gifts + being attacked with kisses when they least expect it + being called the most random pet names is what they need in life I know it……… Anyways hehe I hope u have been doing ok n taking care of urself as always <333 has anything interesting been going on? Have yew been having fun…. :3 I for one have been suffering in the heat….. I need sugu to spoonfeed icecream to me and affectionately put me in a refrigerator…………..😞😞 BUT N E WAYS LOVE YEWWWW TAKE CAREEE HEHE!! ^_^

OLLIEEEEEE MY LOVE MY LIGHT!!!!!! YOU ALWAYS FEED ME SO WELL THANK YOU THANK YOU silly pathetic meowmeow readers my beloved…….

AAA I'M JUST . stsg would love them So Much 🥺🥺 i see the vision so clearly. a silly cute little loser who follows them around and clings to them and makes silly little stupid jokes <3333 SO CUTE. they'd be so endeared and entertained….. satoru would join you in your silly endeavors while suguru just sighs fondly and watches you all softly…… i think they'd feel so fulfilled just indulging you and taking care of you :33 you're their little ball of sunshine. their beloved little loser!!!!

AND KENNY. OLLIE. 😔 you can't just bring them up and expect me to be normal THEY WOULD LOVE YOU SO MUCH. their silly little jester <33 …… personally i think kenny would fit best w someone just as silly and insane as they are, OR someone who is . Just a Guy . npc material. idk i just think it'd be fun :33 but yeah kenny would LOVE this kind of reader i think…. they just find you entertaining!!!

BUT YES BACK TO STSG . YOU’RE SO OBJECTIVELY CORRECT. they need their little koala 🥺🥺 i think physical touch is a comfort to the both of them!!!! AND PLEASEEE THE CUTE LITTLE GIFTS. THE ROCKS. suguru in particular would absolutely Melt i know he would!!! and satoru would be sooooo fond of the silly petnames <33 they both just adore you and how cute/odd you are 🥺🥺🥺 they’d be protective too….. maybe they’d call you their little weirdo teasingly but if someone else does ????? 🤨🤨 they’re getting hit w the meanest side eye . the nastiest glare. no one disrespects stsg’s little weirdo!!!!!

WAHH THIS WAS SUCH A TREAT TO THINK ABT 🥺 thank you for sharing ollie…. i’m doing well!!! just snoozing away and enjoying the summer….. i haven’t been writing much yet but. hopefully that’ll change soon!!! I HOPE THE HEAT TREATS YOU BETTER ALSO 😭😭 … me and sugu r in fact spoonfeeding you ice cream don’t even worry abt it <333

[daisiesonafield-blog]

Storytime of a 'fan' partying with Louis and Oli in Los Cabos, Mexico on the night of Jan 18-19 2023

[I copied the google translation of his tweets bc the story is too long for screenshots. For the original in Spanish check his thread here.]

I was born here in Cabo, so I know very well, my friends are not from here, but a friend had told me that she had never been to a bar called "The Jungle" and I took her to meet her and say hello. to some friends who work there that I love them (René and Yen)

We got to jungle and everything was shido, there was a live band and as always very full and we had to be outside, for this we realized that Louis was there, total, I was with my friends having fun, dancing, singing and so on

Anyway, they were already closing and Louis and Oliver left, we stayed until jungle closed and we went to other bars that we like, especially one called "Dice" but it was very empty and only I went to the bathroom and we turned back, when we saw him again

My friend came to talk to Louis (it should be noted that we are not fans) and while we were entertaining the night I bought some beers to which I gave Oliver one, we were talking for about 10-15 minutes and obviously people asked him Photos

My friends talked with Louis and I with Oliver or we made jokes about how it is difficult for them to pronounce the "R" in Spanish and I explained to both of them that they should use the language more, that they needed more practice and they laughed, they understood the double meaning hahahaha

I didn't have much battery on my phone, I think 6% and since I'm not a fan of Louis, I was talking with a person that I "met in the peda" (met while drunk) something typical here in Los Cabos or nightlife in general (many will understand )

A boy came up to talk to Oliver while we were still joking with Lou, and he looked angry and I heard Oliver say "I don't want problems" so I approached with Lou and put myself in the middle of the boy and Oli in case he wanted to do something or something

(I forgot to mention, when we were joking he asked me something about my phone and I said "do you have WhatsApp?" To which he said yes, I take my phone, he added himself and told me to send him a message and I sent him a sticker, typical of meeting someone in the peda [while drunk])

Anyway, they told us to go to another place, I suppose they liked us, and we went to a bar that was nearby, that to enter there was a bouncer and my friends are friends of the bouncer and we went by, we sat at a table and because people realized

We asked for a bottle, they brought it to us at the table and I told Louis not to drink too much, also trying to make them full (not too drunk), we were singing, dancing and well, many came up to say hello, he would greet anyone who came near without problems, photos It's not understood)

Oliver took a lot of photos, with all of us, the truth was that we were having a great time, until someone asked for a one direction song and he asked Oliver please to tell the dj to change it, I saw Louis's face and he smiled, someone must have recorded that I guess

I told them I was going to the bathroom, I went, I came back and I had about 2% battery, it was already like 3 in the morning I think, I sat next to Louis and that's when I took my phone to take some selfies, I helped him turn on the flash and the photos came out I don't know how they got them

For this, Oliver saw when Louis took the photos with my phone and applied the law of ice to me, how do I explain that Louis asked me? 🤣🤣

My friends went out to smoke together with the two of them and I waited for them at the table, I don't smoke and I'll tell you, I was at my party and I'm not a fan, when they returned Louis saw a shirt that a very special person gave me and he liked hahahaha

We ran out of juice, we stayed a while longer dancing and it was time to leave, I paid for everything we had consumed and we went downstairs

This is when we stayed for about 5 minutes, since we were saying goodbye and that's when my taxi driver friend came up to me to tell me if it was Louis and I said yes, he asked if he could take a picture with him and I asked him I said ask Louis, for me ahead

Here we were saying goodbye (it should be noted that I have many friends and I received more photos of why or what he was doing with Louis hahahaha) and well I promised him that once we left with Louis I would post something, which I would rather than anyone else I knew for that night

It should be noted that I'm not a fan, I'm not telling them to offend by any means, I enjoyed my night with my friends and with them and that's not going to change the fact that I continue what I do, I think we spent 3 hours with them, such again if you count the time since we were in jungle

Lastly, I want to say that he is a super warm, fun, energetic person, he likes the riot as much as I do, if you are a fan of Louis I want to tell you that I enjoyed a great night for you and seriously if you approached me to tell me that You wanted a photo and I told you no, 1/2

It wasn't because I didn't want everyone to have his photo, but he just wanted to enjoy the night like anyone else, like you or I enjoyed it, I'm really sorry! It was a bit of luck that my friends and I had 🤘

And now yes, how do I explain that I ended up really drunk with Louis? I hope they enjoyed it as much as we 🤞🤞🤞

And that's all, I was looking at my messages and I'm not telling you so you can believe me or not, just my experience with them, the whatsapp is Oliver's, but my friends have Lou's, do you think if I send a message to Oli to pass me the photos, he'll tell me no?

Annexed when he called with my phone and I sent him a message, I still wonder if he would get mad if I ask for the photos 🤣🤣🤣

Good night babe! It was a pleasure to share my anecdote with you, please, don't hate me, I told you with all my heart 🙋‍♂️ have a nice night anyway!

[tkblythofficial]

Tarot 🍊 liason here to answer your specific questions because I couldn't help but send them to her

Why is she keeping tabs on T anyway?

She can't help herself. R is very protective of T and of their relationship, think as a tiny version of a pit bull, that's her. She'll make sure to keep her eyes open because she doesn't want anything to jeopardize him and his future.

R wants to be with J forever? Unfortunately yes, but my friend did say their relationship is in a bad place too and that he doesn't love her as much as she loves him and apparently R is aware of that which is all kinds of sad and pathetic tbh. My friend said that T at least cares enough not to hurt her while J doesn't.

BB asked him to stop seeing R? Yes she has and she made the mistake only one time because of how bad his reaction to the suggestion was.

Now, what I'm about to say it's alleged and for entertainment purposes only, but according to the feeling my friend got and the cards she said and I quote: If BB told her that it was either her or R, he'd choose R in a heartbeat and send BB packing. There any not many people T cares this deeply for in his life because he avoids those deep connections as hard as he can but with R he can't help it.

What does R need T for?

Everything, really. My friend said that she'd call to vent, or to hear him vent, or to ask about future auditions or see how he's doing and that they'd talk for hours if they could.

According to her, she called him once she and J got into an argument and that only made their friendship stronger and weirder at the same time because they don't have too many boundaries between them.

Now R is more careful with that because she feels that things are getting complicated again, she refuses to think about people still shipping her with him and it's focused on her career and on keeping T in her life.

She fully believes they were meant to meet (newsflash, they were) and yes, my friend did say they prioritize their friendship over everything else which to her matches with the vibe she picked up from them.

She said that when push comes to shove, if even J was like: stop talking to T, she wouldn't do it, not for him and not for anyone.

Not you taking my questions lol! I was just ranting but I appreciate it :)

1. She’s worried about everyone else but herself and her career lol. T will be fine. J is a grown ass man and should be helping his own image / career. At this point, R is the one who needs the most help in terms of her career.

2. A man should always love a woman more. Men can’t hide their true feelings for nothing. You can always tell when a man doesn’t like his gf / wife and sees her as a nuisance. I want better for R. Team single era!

3. Ugh. I wish I was BB’s friend. I would’ve told her not to talk to T about R! R is a very sensitive topic and his reaction is very predictable. Send BB packing? BB PLEASE STAND UP! Dump that couch surfer. I’m guessing BB told him to stop talking to R and he went OK and proceeded to talk to R behind her back? 💀

4. Everything? R has a man! She needs to talk to J about all of these things, not her “best friend”. Where’s J when she’s ranting to T everyday? Calling him after she gets into an argument 😬 I know T was smiling listening to her complain.

5. R and T seem to have a lot of boundaries but not many in terms of their partners if that makes sense. I need R to prioritize booking a job. This friendship will always be there but I need her to stand up also.

6. How does J feel about all of this? He’s going to pull a BB and confront R about hanging with T too? And what will R’s reaction to that be? You said she wouldn’t stop talking to T so where does that leave her relationship with J? 👀

Thank you for sharing :)

[starheirxero]

Ok so, I ask a lot about our favorite boi (Centi... my Beloved...) however I was wondering if you have any interesting thoughts about other characters in the castle (Which, assuming is similar to canon and is only Sunvent).

As a result I have three big questions! One, which is based on almost every universe having eclipse drinking massive amounts of tea, does he like tea/ can eat? Two, does he interact with the world's inhabitants outside of when eclipse does, and does he enjoy it when he does (even if eclipse is there?)

finally three, since in most AU it is explained that the reason eclipse isn't rotting from the star power is because he is using something else as a conduit (a servant, since every surviving lord has a servant). does eclipse use sun as a conduit system, and how do you head canon that effects him?

if these are completely irrelevant its totally fine if you can only answer one or two (or if you just feel like answering a bit of this, I'm just happy to brain rot in the Centi box)

Anyway here is this as ask box rent

DEAR BELOVED MUTUAL JUSTAFUNKYDUDE DID U KNOW U R MY LIFEBLOOD. I ADORE ALL UR WORLDBUILDING QUESTIONS IT FILLS ME WITH AN ENDLESS JOY

1) I think technically Lord Eclipse could eat/drink (nanobots and/or star power stuff) but I think he simply chooses not to unless it's for dramatic effect, yk? (hence the lack of mouth) Like, I drew him with a wine glass one time, but it was definitely just for dramatic effect and to seem like he's "casual" in the situation rather than to actually enjoy it LOL

2) I'm assuming you mean Sunvant here and in that case: yes, he does actually interact with the other followers a good bit and yes, I'd say he usually enjoys it(and probably especially with Lord Eclipse there)! Or, like, during the earlier years at least. Since Sun was basically Lord Eclipse's right-hand, he was regarded with as much respect as Eclipse himself! His very presence was like a morale boost LOL

But, I think that as Lord Eclipse started to become less and less sociable, Sun started to be recognized less as "the saint" and more "the favorite" which led to colder or outright cruel treatment from some. He still goes out and interacts with other people, but a good outing is no longer defined by how many people he helps and instead by how many people don't outright taunt him </3

3) OH YESYES I'VE HEARD OF THAT IDEA !!! Anima Sola was my first introduction to the concept and it is so cool to me LMAO 🙏 I don't think Sunvant is used as a conduit in this world tho?? Maybe. I dunno that might be subject to change now actually LOL

I feel like if Centiclipse did use Sun in such a way, there wouldn't be too too much change?? or. well. mmm??? Not too much change in the dynamic, but maybe a bit of change in what is focused on, if that makes any sense.

Lord Eclipse telling Sun that if he wants to stay his servant and hold onto such a power, then he needs to act like it(not that he would ever get rid of Sun, he needs him too much). Sun being horrified at his own fantasies of finding a way to rip out the connection between him and Eclipse. OOO maybe certain dissenters would try to kill Sun in hopes of taking down Eclipse.....

I dunno, I'll definitely say it's fun to entertain!! It's almost a dlc sorta idea! It just adds on to what was already there and makes it a little more angsty LOL

[toruro]

Talk about your moots; what do you like most about them (could be a paragraph or a single sentence, spread the love!!)

omg yes i love love … only doing this for the last few i interacted w though .. irly wish i could do more but i got so tired while writing these and it has been a long day :[

@rubyreduji guys do i even have 2 tell u how much i love jj?! U ALL KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE HIM like i don't even know how it happened one day i'm interacting w him 4 the first time 2 bug him abt a jihoon fic i had planned and then BOOM we r evil twinning in the dms and then BOOM AGAIN he's listening to the 70+ vms i send him every day i love him so much >_< WE JUST GET ALONG RLY WELL and it's so much fun ... also jj just writes so much and he write so well ?! his ideas are rly unique too and whenever he mentions another story i'm like :o wow bc he is so WOW and i love his brain and i love how he is true to his woozidan identity (woozi having a separate masterlist altogether LOL) ... jj is just the love of my life if u guys couldn't tell i'm actually insanely territorial over him so actually he doesn't exist 2 u guys UR NOT ALLOWED TO PERCEIVE HIM IF UR NOT ME

@gyuswhore i love em sm okay first of all what drew me 2 her was her phenomenal writing?! guys i revisit her gyu fic more often than she knows HELPDKJ but ya and the stuff sh has in store 4 u all ... just u wait OKAY AND I JUST. I LOVE TALKING ABT WRITING WITH EM she genuinely helps me so much and i love the honest feeback she gives and she has encouraged me through 2 of my longest fics so far which means the absolute world to me >_< also i love her daily little updates and how she tells me all this stuff IT'S ENTERTAINING and also i love that we are able 2 have convos like that ... and she's also literally the prettiest ever. i kid u not mingyu would PICK HER. we also just understand each other's situations very well and feel the same way abt a lot of stuff which makes talking abt certain things easier ^^ ya i love em my desi sister P.S. SHE FEEDS MY DELUSIONAL MINGHAO REQUESTS (the way her only works for hao are reqs from me ... gfhdfksjd)

@cheolhub SAR SAR the sweetest ever like :[ sar was my first mutual when i started on tumblr and she scared me at first bc ... she was so a cool to me atthe time AND SHE STILL IS SO COOL. LIKE SAR IS SO COOL 2 ME but now i see that she is also so loving and caring and c: she will always hold a special place in my heart bc she was the first 2 dm me (I REMEMBER. BC WE INTERACTED ABT GETTING TIX TO TWICE AND WE TALKED ABT OUTFIT PLANNING ... funny bc the way we didn't figure out any outfits until literally june LOL) anyways ya also if u have read sar's works u probably know she is also insane and :c she is so amazing 4 helping me out too uifgjks i love sar sm

@etherealyoungk skye is so sweet :c also one of my first mutuals and i appreciate her so much 4 always checking in w me and just interacting w me consistently hehe ... she reminds me my hoshi pc as well whenever i look at it i'm like oh ^^ this is skye right here :3

@hwanghyunjinenthusiast only rly started interacting w rj recently but she's so funny like her reactions pics and feedback under fics genuinely has made me giggle and i love that ... and rj is just! rly fun 2 talk 2 as well and i can't wait 2 get to know her better hehe

@leejihoonownsmyheart the sweetest ever and omg her writing is so good ... brie don't downplay urself EVER bc it's so good and ^^ ur such a fun and positive person i will love u even if u don't like me bc i'm a capricorn hehjefjk

@lovelyhan guys stop i never shut up abt kai's writing but they are just so good at everything they do like! insane i'm insane and kai is just so cool to me kjfdskj ALSO. LOVE KAI SO MUCH BC THEY ALWAYS SEND ME TWTS ABT HAO AND it kind of drives me crazy but also it feeds me breakfast lunch & dinner so am i really complaining? basically kai knows me 2 well and it drives me insane in the best way possible

@ressonancee only became mutuals rly recently but thea is so fun and kind and auuugh don't even get me started on how amazing of a writer she is bc her jihoon and gyu fics literally took me to heaven and back like! augh! they make me feel so much and i'm so exited 2 continue to get to know her and more ^^

@userelv elv is so fun like we don't interact a lot but whenever we do it just makes me feel all warm and fuzzy and anyways i'm gonna be collecting insane dk pics and save them up so i can send them to u one day w out warning c:

@wheeboo so funny and so sweet and also i feel get along rly well! i love the way she writes and we have a lot of common interests and i love talking abt kdrams w her hehe LIKE?!?! ME AND RANIA JUST HAVE VERY CHILL AND NATURAL CONVOS which i absolutely love and she is a person who is very calming 2 me ^^

[kiss2012]

ok rwrb thoughts under the cut <3

tbh i had to watch most of this movie with one hand over my eye and i was not. even going to reread the book because i don’t actually care about it much anymore but about twenty or so minutes into the movie? i literally stopped it and skimmed half the book finished the movie and then finished the book. so it’s possible that this influenced my whole experience of the movie but i remembered the book super well anyway and either way i think the thing i would have been most mad about is HOW COULD THEY LEAVE OUT JUNE and who tf is miguel omg. imagine deciding to combine two women into one character just because they “play the same role in alex’s life” and then not even doing it that well. nora isn’t even IN this movie she doesn’t even have a CHARACTER they just shoehorn her and pez together and give them five min of screentime. bea doesnt even have much of a character either i also thought maybe she and nora were going to be friends but no that disappeared after the first 15min. and because june doesn’t exist and because rafael luna doesn’t exist and because nora barely exists (all of whom are the main poc characters in the book btw) alex’s character is not half as nuanced as it could be. his arc about realising he’s bi is totally missing which is great…also his actor’s enunciation was very puzzling at times but i forgive him because of all the times i got distracted staring at his eyelashes and he was good at times tho henry’s actor is probably the best actor in the movie (not a tall bar btw but he’s way better than uma thurman GIRL WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH THAT ACCENT) and it’s not that they don’t have chemistry or fun sweet romcom moments it’s just that i’m missing so much. romance. im tired of modern romance novels and movies having their leads get together super fast without spending much time on characterization and without even having much capital R-romance in the first place. where is the e-mo-tion in the immortal words of miss carly rae jepsen…like why did they leave out so much of the emails i cannot believe i watched so many random voice-overs and they couldn’t include the emails. also the small random change that bothered me the most is that they changed their first meeting being rio at the olympics to the climate melbourne conference (?????) and made their whole relationship pre-movie a lot less interesting. umm they did good with the interview and their interactions pre and post the cake but then they abandoned all of that half an hour in. do think the physical comedy is always way more fun to watch in a visual medium like that cake scene was hilarious they were just worse at the emotional beats. guys they used bad reputation 😭😭😭😭 i had to pause at that point…i had to pause and recover for ages. the get low scene contained a lot of Choices. the Choices were all very interesting and im not sure what more can be said about them. the beginning was fairly solid then everything sort of went downhill felt like i was watching a train wreck. mildly entertaining and occasionally moving train wreck but regardless a train wreck. btw let no one claim the political commentary in the novel is good but at least it slightly exists. the politics in the movie are completely spineless and extremely confused. yes it’s an amazon prime royalty romcom so what can u expect but they just hovered on the threshold of criticism. when they didn’t actually show a crowd of people supporting them or w/e but just showed the reflection of them in the window i almost started laughing. alex’s speech at the end lacked any subtlety at all and made no sense (why tf would he make a speech coming out + explaining his relationship with henry Before he talked to henry or the royal family???) the script is like constantly having characters say really obvious things. shoutout to stephen fry’s line delivery at least. there was a perfume genius cover of can’t help falling in love (it was supposed to be your song that played there anyway???). what more can be said.

[louisupdates]

JonathanGOrozco: Do you want StoryTime of how we ended up riding with Louis in Los Cabos? It should be noted that I am not a fan. [translated- please click on links for the original Spanish]

It was a normal day like any other. We had gone to eat sushi and go to the movies with my friends, very delicious by the way

I was born here in Cabo, so I know very well, my friends are not from here, but a friend had told me that she had never been to a bar called "The Jungle" and I took her to meet her and say hello to some friends who work there that I love (René and Yen)

We got to Jungle and everything was shido, there was a live band and as always it was very full and we had to go outside. Because of this, we realized that Louis was there, anyway, I was with my friends having fun, dancing, singing and so on

Anyway, they were already closing and Louis and Oliver left, we stayed until Jungle closed and we went to other bars that we like, especially one called "Dice" but it was very empty, and only I went to the bathroom and we turned back, when we saw him again

My friend came to talk to Louis (it should be noted that we are not fans) and while we were entertaining the night, I bought some beers and gave Oliver one, we were talking for about 10-15 minutes and obviously people asked him for photos

My friends talked with Louis, and I with Oliver, or we made jokes because it is difficult for them to pronounce the "R" in Spanish and I explained to both of them that they should use the language more, that they needed more practice and they laughed, they understood the double meaning hahahaha

I didn't have much battery on my phone, I think 6% and since I'm not a fan of Louis, I was talking with a person that I “conocí en la peda" something typical here in Los Cabos or nightlife in general (many will understand )

A boy came up to talk to Oliver while we were still joking with Lou, and he looked angry and I heard Oliver say "I don't want problems" so I approached with Lou and put myself in the middle of the boy and Oli in case he wanted to do something or something

(I forgot to mention, when we were joking he asked me something about my phone and I said "Do you have WhatsApp?" To which he said yes, I take my phone, he added himself and told me to send him a message and I sent him a sticker, typical of meeting someone in the peda)

Anyway, they told us to go to another place, I suppose they liked us, and we went to a bar that was nearby, that to enter there was a bouncer and my friends are friends of the bouncer and we went by, we sat at a table and because people realized

We asked for a bottle, they brought it to us at the table and I told Louis not to drink too much, also trying to make it full, we were singing, dancing and well, many came up to say hello, he would greet anyone who came near without problems, but no photos (it was understood)

Oliver took a lot of photos, with all of us, the truth was that we were having a great time, until someone asked for a One Direction song and he asked Oliver please to tell the DJ to change it, I saw Louis's face and he smiled, someone must have recorded that I guess

I told them I was going to the bathroom, I went, I came back and I had about 2% battery, it was already like 3 in the morning I think, I sat next to Louis and that's when I took my phone to take some selfies, I helped him turn on the flash and the photos came out I don't know how they got them

For this, Oliver saw when Louis took the photos with my phone and [gave me an icy stare], how do I explain that Louis asked me?🤣🤣

My friends went out to smoke with the two of them and I waited for them at the table, I don't smoke and I'm telling you, I was at my party and I'm not a fan. When they returned Louis saw a shirt that a very special person had given me and he liked it hahahaha

We ran out of juice, we stayed a while longer dancing and it was time to leave, I paid for everything we had consumed and we went downstairs

This is when we stayed for about 5 minutes, since we were saying goodbye and that's when my taxi driver friend came up to me to ask me if it was Louis, and I said yes, he asked if he could take a picture with him and I told him, I said ask Louis

Here we were saying goodbye (it should be noted that I have many friends and I got more photos of why or what he was doing with Louis hahahaha) and well I promised him that once we left I would post something, which I preferred more than anyone else I knew for that night

It should be noted that I'm not a fan, I'm not talking about them to offend by any means, I enjoyed my night with my friends and with them and that's not going to change with what I continue what I do, I think we spent 3 hours with them, if you count the time since we were in Jungle

Lastly, I want to say that he is a super warm, fun, energetic person, he likes to mess around as much as I do, if you are a fan of Louis I want to tell you that I enjoyed a great night for you and seriously if you approached me to tell me that You wanted a photo and I told you no, 1/2

It wasn't because I didn't want everyone to have his photo, but he just wanted to enjoy the night like anyone else, like you or I enjoyed it, I'm really sorry! It was a bit of luck that my friends and I had 🤘🏻

And now yes, how do I explain that I ended up drinking with Louis? I hope and they enjoyed as much as we enjoyed 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

[alpydk]

Fanfic meme questions - A, R, X!

Thank you for the ask <3 (I've finally got internet access again!) - You're going to wish you'd only asked 1 - essays incoming!

A: Of the fanfic you’ve written, which is your favorite and why?

I have a soft spot for all my fic's in a way. Every one of them is written with a bit of myself in, so it's tricky to choose a favourite. Right now it's a toss up between Two Years and Choices - Both short fics. The long fic's I love, but I get a little detached from them.

Two Years, I love because for me I find it to be a very realistic experience of the hardship that is infertility. So many believe it ends in a happy ending or a couple grows closer with loss, but really it can be very different and the emotions you feel are very individual. It's an incredibly lonely experience to go through and one that really needs to be spoken about more. The story pulls from a lot of my own experiences I went through with my partner and I guess I just believe that fanfic shouldn't ignore these issues that people struggle with every day.

Choices, is not particularly well liked, it's almost a bash against spawn Astarion that most will not even want to entertain (that's fine.) - but it explores the mentality of someone who always puts their partner first, thus bringing themselves more trauma. They always say yes, always try to help, even when it becomes detrimental to their own mental health and to me, it's important to see. I've voiced about his romance before, especially during act 3 onwards where it stagnates and that's where this fic comes from.

R: Which writers (fanfic or otherwise) do you consider the biggest influence on you and your writing?

Andy Remic - Cheesiest action books ever, The combat K series is really worth reading if you like sci fi chaos and edgy characters. The books are not literary classics. They probably won't bore teenagers to death in their exams, but I love them anyway. They make me want to read and write.

As for fanfic, anyone who writes whether it be perfect poetic prose, in-depth existential crises or just a slice of life fluff/smut. You're taking this enormous leap, putting your work out there for people to see, and that's just amazing to me. You're all amazing for doing it. (and that means you all get to suffer with more of my stuff, you all inspire me to make more.)

X: How would you categorize your fanfic reading?  Are you a voracious reader?  Do you carefully pick and choose?  Something in between?

I pick and choose. Certain tags I like for a start, hurt/no comfort, Gale, etc... I also struggle to read well established fics. I'm more likely to read one from the start than one multiple chapters in. I write more than I read, that's for sure.

I've also found this whole "most kudos/bookmarked" thing is a sham. There are some real hidden gems out there.

[padfootastic]

hiii i had a question - how do you think other people saw sirius? like at his time at hogwarts, what was his reputation like? what impression did he give off? and also i feel like there are a lot of parallels between bella and sirius, and so what do you think their similarities and differences are? anyway sorry for the word vomit and the wildly contrasting questions

hello <3 do not worry, friend, here at padfootastic’s blog we specialise in word vomit. ur amongst ur own here ;)

for the first part, i swear my opinion on this has changed so much recently since i started leaning into the cold, arrogant Black heir type characterisation for sirius as well as looking at the black family as a bit more like,,,royalty among the WW type thing ykno?

so i think that all wizard raised kids have at least heard about the black family, mostly as a cautionary tale, almost always in tones of reverent fear/awe, and sometimes incredulously—sirius black, therefore, would’ve come into hogwarts with a lot of expectations/eyes on him. he almost immediately bucks all of it with his gryffindor sorting but people are still wary (bc the WW is so essentialist) so i think that like—lingering hesitance would’ve followed him throughout the 7 years, something sirius would be very conscious of too.

i’m also of the opinion that the black kids all received like,,,etiquette training and pureblood lessons etc etc so they all have a poker face/mask that they use in public as well as being learnt how to control their emotions (think fanon legilimency) and sirius tended to default to that, which ended up making people nervous.

so, basically, he gave off the impression that he was better than everyone else (he was); thought himself superior (lowkey yes but he was working on unlearning that, promise); didn’t care for the general public (absolutely true); and was a bit of a terrifying bastard who never got close enough to most people to dispel rumours/legends ykno?

(and ik i keep banging on this like a dead horse, but i think that most people, including those who knew him, were also a bit wary of his ~dark side bc of his upbringing and family’s actions wrt voldy. like, even remus and peter, on some level had that in the back of their mind. it was only james who never ever held it against him or treated it like an innate part of him/a flaw)

re bella & sirius, whooooo. i’m rly not a bella expert (that’s @narcissa-black-supermacy and i would love to hear ur thoughts on this, dani) but let’s see:

- both of them r very intense, very passionate people. translates into extreme, almost unhealthy loyalty for the people they choose as their own. also makes them very entrenched in & involved with whatever they choose to do- like bella being a death eater, and sirius being a part of the order/harry’s godfather etc etc.

- i think both of them were great at magic, on an intuitive level. like, it’s one thing to work hard at it, but for these, magic was like an extension of their hand, not a tool. this made them terrifying in battles and displays of power bc they just had. so much potential. (duels b/w bella & sirius were also some of the most explosive & entertaining)

- very arrogant, very ‘most people r sheep, and we’re better than them’ (which is almost a Black prerequisite, ik ik) and i can totally see them hanging out just to sneer at people lol

- also this is v random but both bella and sirius lowkey give me aromantic vibes? like, they don’t much care for romance or relationships as much as they do about a cause/person/dynamic, yeah?

for their differences, hm. i actually think those two were much more similar than not (being firstborn heirs) but i really think bella’s morality was way more skewed than sirius’, for one. also think she defaults to magic/violence/physical fights in disagreements whereas sirius prefers using his words. i don’t think i can ever see bellatrix like, slumming it, ykno? she grew up with the finest and she’s very happy to continue using it. sirius, on the other hand, takes it almost as a way to be rebellious and doesn’t mind living minimal & using whatever.

[thealchemistbae]

PAC: How To Overcome Your Obstacles & Win In Life ? 🔗

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>>> PILE 1 :

Cards Pulled: Two of cups, two of coins, ten of wands rx, queen of cups, four of cups, the hanged man.

🔗: Let go of that burden. Let go of all those things that keep holding you down. It’s too much weight ; you can’t do it all by yourself babes. I know you have a hard time trusting people and you just rather go at things alone but be open to help from others. You don’t have to struggle alone, you don’t have to go through all of these obstacles alone. Seek to those who love and care for you. Find BALANCE. You are trying to take on too much maybe because you feel like you are running out of time but you aren’t. Everything is happening for you at the right time, place. Live as you are going to live for a long time and not as if you are going to die tomorrow. You need to tap more into your heart space and trust that what is meant for you will always make it’s way to you. Be open to loving you and accepting love from others. You are too hooked onto what isn’t happening for you and not truly appreciating everything that is in front of you. You have to stop thinking so negatively, and start viewing things from a different perspective. Life is truly what you make it. You just have to learn to let it all go. You hold onto your pain and trauma so much… Let it go babes. Shift your mindset and you will start to see how everything changes. You need to focus on you. You can’t be worried about the whole world when you don’t have yourself together. When are you going to put you first ? When are you going to admit that YOU MATTER ? You matter love. You always have. But you have to see that for yourself. If you want to win, you have to STOP being your worst enemy. You have to stop thinking that bad things will always happen to you. Yes things have happened to you but realistically, it didn’t break you. It may have left some scars but you are still standing and that just shows how strong you are. I have faith in you but it’s time for you to have faith in yourself. Learn to surrender and let go. You are not alone though you may feel that way. Look beyond what you see in the 3D. Your angels, ancestors and guides have been with you every step of the way. Keep pushing 💕

Signs: 444, 22, balance , partnerships, Y, J, M, R, A, baggage, overwhelmed.

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>>> PILE 2 :

Cards Pulled: Eight of cups, ace of wands, the sun, knight of swords, death, six of cups.

🔗: Why you can’t walk away ? Why do you constantly stay around in situations and be around people that are hurting you ? You are holding onto what things could’ve been rather than accepting things for what they are. I know it hurts because you viewed things in a different light ; holding onto that hope that maybe one day..or the what ifs but in reality you know that you were already shown what it truly is. Walk away. I know you don’t do well with letting things go. I know you don’t do well with forming connections , just to have to leave them behind and start all over again. But you can’t fear change if you want to win. You have to embrace it. Changes are necessary for you to grow… for your soul to evolve. You are doing yourself a disservice by sticking around and letting people and things outside of you dictate how your story ends. It’s time to start finding yo passion. Reconnect with yourself and see what it is that you absolutely love. Some of you are very creative beings and I’m sure you have a lot of talents that you can show the world. Do it. But sticking around dead situations will kill your dreams quick. You have to be strong enough to walk away, to go after what you truly want. You’re too busy helping others live their dream and you are avoiding living yours. You have to value yourself better than that. You have to find your light. It may have been dim so many times that you truly forgot who tf you are. Endings have to happen so that you can experience new beginnings. Stop focusing on the past because you will continue to relive it. Start being in the present moment. Focus on what you can do NOW to start winning in life and stop focusing on all the things you didn’t do in the past. Let them go. You know it’s time. You know that it’s destroying your spirit. While you still have some of that light , some of that faith .. take action now. Because once it diminishes .. you will have a harder time getting out of that rut. Don’t stay stuck , fight through this. It hurts but staying stuck will make it continue to hurt ; walking away will allow you to heal and the pain is temporary. Which one would you rather choose , temporary pain or prolonging permanent pain ? The choice is yours but hopefully you make the right one. ☝️

Signs: 238, 66, sunflower, I, E, H, S, C, endings, new beginnings, planting seeds.

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>>> PILE 3 :

Cards Pulled: Queen of coins, seven of swords, death, page of cups rx, knight of wands, the magician.

🔗: Doubting yourself again ? Stop deceiving yourself. It’s time to face the truth about your life and who you are. You know you are something so much greater than what you claim yourself to be now. Stop doubting your potential especially when there is magic within you. You are a powerful manifestor, you have everything you need within you to change your circumstances. But you keep lying to yourself. You keep downplaying your potential. You keep finding flaws or reasonings on why you can’t do something in life. You know the power is in you. Use it. It’s time to grow up. I’m seeing some immaturity here in certain aspects of your life. I know you might be scared to grow up because it brings so much pressure and responsibility but it’s time to tackle them and stop running from it. It’s time to put on your big boy/girl pants and get to work. Start nurturing and valuing yourself. Embrace these changes that are happening because it’s molding you into someone successful. It’s molding you into someone powerful. You have the power to create whatever it is that you want. You can move mountains if you wanted to so stop playing yourself. Stop expecting and accepting the bare minimum. Stop playing small, you got to be thinking BIG. I just wish you can truly see how special and amazing you are. I wish one day you will see your light. I wish one day you will see how powerful you are. But it doesn’t matter if everybody can see. Because if you don’t see it ; it won’t blossom to its full potential. It’s time to come up with a strategy , some type of plan to win in life. To overcome these obstacles, you have to be strategic. Embrace the person you are becoming, follow your passions and CREATE. Let that spark ⚡️ within you burst. I’m so excited to see what you will put out into the world. I’ll be waiting ; good luck 🍀

Signs: 1111, 44, 777, manifestation, clover, money, magic, synchronicities, C,T,H,Y,S,G,K

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moan in their ear prank

characters ♡ tsukishima, tendō, iwaizumi, kenma & suna

content warning ♡ cursing, kinda crack in iwa’s, suggested punishment, sexual references, fem!reader & nsfw themes - minors dni

kei tsukishima

♡ you meant for it to be a harmless prank but everything you do to him while he is trying to study ends up as harmful towards yourself-

♡ you just had to sneak behind his desk and chair to grab your backpack which was lying on the other side so in the process, you casually leaned in to his ear and produced the most hushed, pornographic moan that you could

♡ his eyes widened as he turned to look at you with an expression which was filled with a mix of disgust, shock and horny. which resembled the look he pulled when you asked him what a Iguanodon is 

♡ it took a moment for him to lubricate his dry throat and process what you just did, but once he thought of a suitable response, he blurted out, ‘what the fuck was that?’

♡ a sly smirk graced your features, you didn’t even spare him a glance as you dipped down to grab your backpack and pull it over your shoulders, ‘nothing.’

♡ once you finally laid eyes on him, you couldn’t help but snort at his stunned look which you rarely got to see as most of the time, it’s extremely hard to catch him off-guard, ‘anyway, i should probably get going. see ya lat--’

♡ though, you couldn’t even turn around before tsukishima grabbed your wrist be glad he was sitting down or else it would’ve been your throat- , ‘you’re not going anywhere.’ then he proceeded to pull you onto his lap

♡ you giggled at how uncharacteristically bold he was being before placing a kiss on his cheek, ‘that was hot, i’ll admit. but i really need to get going - i’m in a bit of a rush.’

♡ his seductive smirk fell into a frown and he was quick to drop his bedroom persona, ‘fine, then. go be a whore somewhere else.’ he said, abruptly pushing you off his lap and focussing his attention back on his work

♡ you gasp, luckily finding your balance after he pushed you then making your way to the door, lingering there for a moment just so you could peer over your shoulder and hum, ‘alright. but you know i’ll always be your whore, kei.’

♡ tsukishima exhaled sharply through his nose, adjusting his glasses as the corner of his lip pulled into a small smile, ‘unfortunately for me, yes.’ 

♡ a few moments passed and you must’ve been admiring his effortless beauty for a bit too long as he suddenly turned to you and snapped, ‘i thought you were in a rush? why are you just standing there?! it’s freaking me out- or are you gonna moan for me again?’ he chuckled at his own teasing but when he saw that you were giving him love-dovey eyes again, a light blush tinted his face as he waved his hand for you to go away, ‘whatever, just get lost. goodbye, i love you & all that stuff.’

satori tendō

♡ he was sitting on the couch playing a game on his phone or sumn and nothing interesting had been happening lately so you took it upon yourself to make something interesting happen

♡ you approached the couch and plopped down next to him, your mouth hovering over his ear for a few moments - your hot breath tickling his skin - before you moaned in the most erotic way possible 

♡ he physically perked up then twisted his neck to look at you with an amused smirk, ‘someone’s horny.’ he commented, his attention quickly returning to his game

♡ you were excited to see his reaction but that was so underwhelming-

♡ your bottom lip jutted out to form a pout as you poked his cheek, ‘yes! aren’t ya gonna do something about it? i always help you when you’re horny!’

♡ ‘i’d love to help you out, princess. but i’m on the 48th level of candy crush. priorities.’

♡ you blinked rapidly, your gaze flickering between the phone screen and your clown of a boyfriend, ‘you know there is like..over eight thousand levels, right?’

♡ he side-eyed you with his eyebrow raised as if to say ‘fr?’ and you simply nodded in response 

♡ the app was soon deleted, ‘fuck that.’

♡ he tossed his phone aside and sighed as he stared into the void since he thought that his entertainment for the next few hours had been lost 

♡ but being the caring girlfriend you are, you were quick to swoop in and tilt his chin up to meet your longing gaze, ‘no, fuck me, satori.’

♡ and he did so gladly

hajime iwaizumi

♡ you did it to him when you saw him just lookin scrumptious asf while he making was pasta for dinner

♡ you slipped your arms around his waist and nuzzled your face into the back of his neck like you usually do when he cooks

♡ but this time, you hopped onto your tip-toes, lightly thrusted against his back and moaned quietly in his ear

♡ to your surprise, instead of getting flustered or mad, he just laughed

♡ though, it wasn’t one of his cute, toothy-grin chortles; but rather an intimidating string of low chuckles - as if he was mocking you 

♡ which he was

♡ you raised a brow, peering over his shoulder to see if he was perhaps amused by something else but unfortunately for you, he was ready to meet your gaze with a deadly glare 

♡ so yeah..you were railed on the spot <3

♡ you may be wondering what happened to your pasta but dw bc he rearranged your guts while adding oregano to that shit-

♡ multi-tasking king ✨👑

♡ like you were bent over the counter, face pressed against the cold marble and you stared directly at the fire of the stove beside you which tickled your face with a warm sensation as iwaizumi filled you up with an even warmer sensation 

♡ one of his hands massaging your waist while the other was stirring the pot 

kenma kuzome

♡ your first mistake was doing it to him while he was streaming 

♡ his camera was broken but the show must go on so it was just his voice + minecraft gameplay + you but the fans don’t need to know that 

♡ since his camera was off, kenma allowed you to sit on his lap as he played but under two conditions: you will not talk or make any noises and you can’t interfere with his game

♡ a small price to pay for some kenma snuggles :3 so ofc you obeyed

♡ well, for the first hour or so, at least

♡ after a while, it got boring just watching him play so you brought out your switch and started playing for yourself but even that became boring quickly too

♡ then the idea hit you 

♡ you were straddling him hence his ear was already by your lips, so it’s not like you’d have to move from your position

♡ plus, his mouth was very close to the mic so if you were quiet enough, the viewers probably wouldn’t hear a thing 

♡ though, you didn’t do too much reasoning, you kinda just acted on urge when you leaned in, pressed your lips together and hummed a faint moan

♡ his eyes widened and he visibly froze - if he had cat ears, they’d jolt upwards 

♡ his gaze immediately landed on the chat to ensure that nobody was going to mention it but his sudden silence probably made it more obvious that something happened

♡ the chat wasn’t flooded with inquiries but there were a few questions as to why he paused and if he was alright; so fortunately for your ass, it appeared as though nobody had heard a thing

♡ kenma hesitantly continued mining, explaining through gritted teeth, ‘oh, sorry, guys. my cat-’ he paused to pull his head back to shoot you a deadly glare accompanied by a snarl, ‘won’t shut the fuck up. shoo, kitty, we can cuddle later.’

♡ he waved his hand and you buggered off before you got caught cackling at the fact he called you ‘kitty’

♡ his chat genuinely believed him and he got a few donations solely bc they found out he’s a cat person

♡ so yeah, if anything you did him a favour but that didn’t stop him from fucking you into next week as soon as the stream ended 

rintarō suna

♡ any excuse to fuck any excuse to fuck any excuse to fuck any excuse to fuck any excuse to fu

♡ you’re just sitting on his lap, cuddling - as y’all do - when the idea occurs to you 

♡ but a mistake you made was that you carried out this prank with no intention to actually do the dirty- you just wanted to see his reaction 

♡ he thought you were just craning your neck out to place a kiss on his cheek but when he hears your melodious moan ring through his head, he turns to look at you with an eyebrow raised 

♡ ‘that’s no way to ask for my dick. try again, but nicely this time .’ he snickered, lightly patting your head, clearly amused by your little pout

♡ honestly, he has such a soft spot for you - like you just existing near him makes him feel all warm inside 💕

♡ furrowing your brows, you whined, ‘i don’t want your cock, anyway. it was just a joke to see ho--’

♡ ‘you’re so horny for me, it’s kinda embarrassing.’

♡ his cocky smirk was simply met by your blank stare

♡ there was a long while of silence between the two of you; which you spent wondering why you were even with him while he was entranced by the thought of your pretty face with his dick half-way down your throat <33

♡ until eventually he broke by whipping off his shirt, lassoed it around your neck and pulled you in so your lips crashed against his, ‘you sure?’