#anyway yeah uh. mb gang

[nintendont2502]

jesus christ can I go back to being too anxious to talk to people instead of being the world's most obnoxious mfer who Cannot shut the hell up to save his life

[iitsfriday]

ayooooo! so, this is friday (frida, if you like), a geumseong senior and **your** very. own. quidditch commentator!!! she’d technically be starting the semester late (by one month) as she ran off to frolic in the magical rainforests of australia over the summer and wham! bam!! was bit by a magical creature (rip) within the 1st month and shipped off to st mungos for three months where she then fell in “deeply” in love with the nurse treating her but had to break things off when she was discharged/came back for school bc what good is a bf you can’t hug!! :( ff NOW present day, she’s trying to lose her 4kg breakup weight (rip^2) and keep up with her self imposed boy-ban till she gets her hot girl summer bod back (ik it’s fall but like work with me here). 

currently, she’s in her fourth year as a wandmaking major/magical creatures minor (not including the first two years where she flip flopped between potions and aurology) — but uh yeah, this is totally what she wants to be for the rest of her life!! fr this time. 

oofie that was really long but you can read more about her +some plots under the cut but first HERE is her profile! smash the like if you’re into plotting!!!

bio tldr; (not me going tldr like i wrote a bio to begin with)

was born into this world as a means to keep her dad from leaving them, but evidently that wasn’t good enough since dad left when she was ~6  and her brother was 3 anyway.

mom’s a pretty witch, so never found trouble in remarrying—thing is she has incredibly bad luck, so from then on it has been a trail of broken hearts, marriages, half siblings, step siblings etc + moving around a lot (from seoul to nz, england etc) 

kid friday really watched it all go down but took nothing from the example her mom set (to do better, live smarter yk) and instead only took on the must be loved, must find love bits (till she chickens out because anything too real is kinda :) Scary!)

anyway, she was enrolled in hogwarts after mom remarried (as a ravenclaw, actually) and graduated with a small trail of broken hearts in her wake as well (like mother like daughter)

currently in her last year at mokseong and living it up! (ish)

anyway onward to the juicy bits—

friday kang??? big ole freak flirt. for the 4 years she’s been here, she has never been single for longer than a month.

thinks she’s number one in dating/flirting (all tricks and hacks, need advice?? she’s ur girl!) but she doesn’t know too much about love (ofc)

romantic at heart, though she tends to be incredibly fickle, falls in and out of “love” way too quickly (or she’s just scared of the Real Thing yk)

little bit tactless, very much so thick-skinned — sometimes ur just not sure if she doesn’t get it bc she doesn’t get or bc she’s ignoring it

bit sensitive, can and will a) cry or b) bitch or c) both depending on the situation, though rlly only applies to close friends/s/os (she’s clingy/touchy too)

loves to eat sweets, visits aesthetic cafes frequently

since she dated a muggle that one time she ended up making an instagram and now she’s getting a hefty amt of followers who knew???

unrelated but she likes them tol uwu bc they give the best hugs (very comfy to sink into 🤗)

loves learning new things, a total keener. has tried out for every sports team just for the hell of it (did get into any but, you know, thats okay too)

currently on the look out for select ointments to get rid of the scar on below her knee from that little incident in aus (looks haphazard, blue-like, has a sheen to it; akin to a giant vein or smth like that)

connections

EXES (this is obv tho but it doesn’t hv to be anything too serious, went on couple dates etc but if u want saucy ex plots… im ur girl)

FWB that didnt end up as just fwb bc she highly romanticizes any chance and it didn’t work out and now yall aren’t really even friends anymore

BEST FRIEND/GIRL GANG plsplspls she needs to be dragged back to reality like twice a week 

CRUSHES one sided???? but never found the chance bc shes alw taken? pls? or vice versa and they’ll always be her maybe *looks off wistfully*

STEP SIBS…. please - can be former or current (whichever)

HALF SIBS ,, , possibly one or two, if anyone is into it. very likely when mom had her heartbroken she just left with friday (to hell with the rest of her kids) so angst? mb?

ENEMIES she’s too flirty and its annoying :-(

ANYTHIING ELSE im open to anything so throw me all your saucy!!!!

[magicalbuffalotransformerman]

BC: oh shit, are those the new members?

MB: hell yeah. you've gotta give them a speech though. someone paid us 100k shanix for one.

BC: pfft, a speech? naw, man, i ain't good at giving speeches. why?

MB: well, 100k shanix, and you're the leader. duh.

BC: ...well, alright. i still don't want to.

MB: well, boney. one of them, specifically, would love for you to give you a speech.

BC: uhh. [spots rocketjumper] wh- uh, which one?

MB: either doomback or rocketjumper. i'd bet they'll all enjoy it anyway.

BC: man... alrighty. i'm mentally prepared.

[at this point, marrowbomber lands, and opens up the bomb bay doors so that bonecrusher can hop out.]

BC: [magically appears at the little podium infront of the base] hello, everybody. i've been told that y'all want a speech from me to celebrate your arrival in antarctica. is this true?

[Vibemaster]: [raises hand] hell yeah, man! let's have a speech!

[Overpower and Fortslammer]: [having a light nap, leaning on each other]

[Ekranotitan]: [broke his chair due to the sheer weight of his robot mode]

BC: well, okay. [clears throat]

OP, FS: [awaken]

RJ: [appears out of nowhere, halfway under the snow]

BC: [stuttering] mm. sorry. right, uhh... how do i start... well. thank you all for coming here today, i and the team are very glad to have more friends around the place. it gets empty around here sometimes. do any of you have any questions about me, or the team? well, of course, besides overhaul and fortslammer, as if i recall correctly, you two are brothers of overhaul and bunkerbuster, correct?

FS: yeah, i've got one. did you enjoy his dick?

BC: [holds head in hands] ...yep. that question was a bit blunt, though.

FS: sorry, man. i had to know.

RJ: i've got a question.

BC: yo. what's up, ma'am?

RJ: i noticed that anytime you looked over my way, that you stutter more than a broken engine. is there any reason why you do?

BC: well, uh... d'- hmm. eh. uh. y'uhh. [stuttering that can't be subtitled]

RJ: [smol chuckle]

BC: ghk-uh. well, you're uh... y-you're the second official female robot th-that's decided to willingly be a part of the b-bone gang, and... [grips own face]

[the audience]: [politely waiting]

BC: ...well, you're... you're re-uh... very hot. i d-dunno how else i'll be able to word it so that i stop stuttering.

RJ: [large chuckle] well, i'm glad to hear that you find me appealing, mr. bonecrusher, sir.

BC: [enters the fabled Tomato Mode™] d-d-j-mmmmm. any more questions?

ET: [staring at MB] [in slightly muffled speech] that's one tasty hunk of metal, there. what're the horny policies in this place?

BC: uhh, anytime you want to fuck someone, get consent and go somewhere away from groundrumbler or else he'll bitch at you for days on end.

GR: [from inside the base] I DO NOT!

BC: [smashes the window GR was in] YES YOU DO, YOU LITTLE FUCKING IMP.

GR: ...oh good lord above. please don't hurt me right after your trip to the amazon.

BC: DON'T FUCKIN' TEST ME, YOU LITTLE FUCK. [clears throat again, and faces the audience again] sorry about that. is that all of the questions?

[Airstrike]: [timidly raises hand]

BC: yeah, little plane dude with a cloak on?

AS: [mumbling]

BC: absolutely. pick a time and place, i'm down. ...is that everyone?

[silence]

BC: alright. enjoy your time in the base, but be warned, there may be loud noises at times, may they be in the forms of gunfire, moaning, shouting matches, or explosions. i'm gonna beat the shit out of a punching bag, myself. [jumps through broken window] COME HERE, LITTLE MAN.

GR: [stomping away from the big mean claw man] OHGODOHFUCK-

[here's my apology post for not posting enough! hell yeah!]

[belzinone]

// okie dokie, y'all lovelies enabled me~ i had such a blast doing this. here's my play-by-play of aot 2: final battle (cadet arc) as au cadet bel ♡

she told shadis she was there to reclaim shiganshina. he said good bc she'd make a good snack // more scenes under the cut!!!

i put maxed out her lip color so i could better see her mouth as i was editing it and forgot to take it off when i was done. wym titan training isnt glamorous stfu shadis let her live

i showed one of my fandom friends pics of her ass and she was impressed. game version also delivers.

also look how beautifully thick she is. that customization~ she's a lot more snatched than i wouldve liked her to be but there was no torso option like that : ( i gave her so much roadrash during the training run lmao couldn't keep her off the ground then shadis called her out for being slow. lmao git fukt scrub

tsk tsk tsk typical~ not bad but not great. she placed third in the training exercise tho, behind mikasa & reiner.

did i make her too short? :0 i'll have to compare her to historia and connie lol

good god her ass is thick lmao. she is a bit overweight but maybe she stands out too much fjsngnsjg anyways, the three of them suck so shadis is gonna threaten them. scare tactics are standard issue lol

let's see, how tall is mina?

ok yeah bel's 152.4cm i made her too short.

she's taller than historia (145cm) here, tho. mb it was the angle~

AAAAANNNNNNNIIEEEEEEEE~! 

yeah bel stop throwing that ass of yours in a circle before you cha cha real smooth into the mouth of a titan

uh oh busted i ran to the edge of the map

:0 !!!!! NOTHING ILLEGAL TO SEE IN THERE SIR!!

y'all prob can't see this very well but there is MAD DETAIL in those 3dmg straps. goddamn~

M A D  E M B R O I D E R Y  T O O ! ! (one plothole here: bel wasn't in the 104th. she joined earlier, but did the trio join straight after the fall of wall maria?? she did at that time too but she really had to be there sooner. hmm...)

yessir this much was true~ (was a full fledged adult sharing the boat with a murderous crying child tho)

game over y'all guess she's going to jail XDD

OH THANK GOD

SASHAAAAAAAAAAAA! if you suggest she raid the officer's store for meat you increase your friendship level.

that makes you responsible for THIS

JJEEAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!! it's so easy to build friendship with so far: just encourage everyone~

CCOOONNNNNIEEEEEEEEE~ 158cm. so if she's between him and mina she fine~

ARRRRRMINNNNNNNNN (163cm) i'm sorry i'm just obsessing with the accuracy of her height bc i could only adjust it via slider while she was standing by herself in an open field DX

umm yeah man is that bad?? y'all did catch her during the training exercise (also, ass. maybe that's why reiner was so mad about her apologizing lmao)

OMG! GANG GANG~♡ they're all asking each other for training advice

jesus. these are some bigass trees.

k so i just found out you could enter buildings and MAAARRRCOOOOOO (also found her room in the barracks where you could edit her character, so i darkened her skin a little, wiped her gloss, and made her shoulders a lot broader ✌🏼)

Dazzzzzzzz (both he and oluo are both teens looking like theyre 60 smh what an inferiority complex does to people lol)

g a n g  g a n g

:0 !!!! marco has faith in her leadership. bad call, marco (we won the training exercise tho lmao)

that's it for this arc!! thanks for humoring me y'all. it was super fun~♡