#anyway yall should send me memes and tiktoks for this series

[teetlestansecond]

welcome to another meme monday that's actually on time this week from my favorite tiktoks and tumblr posts ft. my ocs

mikey: looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations

vinny: yeah yeah adhd we've all got it

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donnie: "there is no liberal indoctrination in college" meanwhile thousands of colleges have a liberal arts program and there's not a single one with a conservative arts program

talise: the CONSERVATIVE ARTS????? it's called a business degree

rhys: i think conservative arts are what nfts are

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vinny, on the phone with donnie: i am in the lab sipping test tube substances and critiquing them like fine wine

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leo: yo mama so MARIO she jumps for joy when she gets the gold coin!

artemisia: this isn't even a joke this is a non-joke. this is a joke an 11 year old failed to create

leo:

leo: yo mama so GO TO HELL she is damned for eternity!

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future!cassandra bringing baby casey home: his name is white boy and he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone

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donnie: anyone know any good substitutes for love and personal fulfillment?

vinny: crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

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raph: hi, my name's raph with a b and i've been afraid of insects my whole life -

atari: stop stop stop. where

raph: hm?

atari: where's the b?

raph: THERE'S A BEE????

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april: repeat after me babe

april: when we go - when they go low, we go to what?

talise: hell. or whatever michelle obama said

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atari: hey vinny! are you wearing your running bottoms - and your hoodie?

talise: ... vinny are you going running?

vinny: ...

raph: have fun!

vinny: *leaves*

atari: ohy god what is wrong with vinny???

talise: yeah what happened are you guys okay????

raph: vinny is going for a run, if anything we should be asking what's right with her

atari: she only goes running if she's upset and she's wearing her sad hoodie and by the looks of it it's been washed which is bone-chilling

raph: she's fine. everything's okay

leo, bursting into the room: i just passed vinny on the STREET RUNNING. ON PURPOSE. OH MY GOD

raph: maybe i was wrong

leo, yelling out through a drain: VINNY ARE YOU OKAY? I SEE YOU. AND I LOVE YOU

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talise: i wake up, i suffer, and i say "i'm vibing! i'm vibing!" i'm NOT vibing!! i'm suffering and nothing - are you listening?

leo, listening to dangerous woman: same! 🎵 something 'bout youuuu makes me feel like a -🎵

talise and leo: 🎵- dangerous womaaaaan🎵

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raph: being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarassing. i apologize for being a 1 week old

atari: isn’t it joyful to be a large predator..... eat a lot of food and then go lie down about it

raph, tearing up: actually you are so right

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rhys: love the way we finish each others’ sentences

mikey: it’s like we’re soulmates

rhys: or the beastie boys

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talise: me and the girls watching it all unfold

raph: watching what unfold??

talise: if you aren’t watching it all unfold, you must be what’s unfolding

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artemisia: i’m broken when my name is spoken. what am I?

april: mcdonald’s ice cream machine

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vinny: the guy who invented mayonnaise was probably like “damn i wish this sandwich tasted bad”

mikey: clearly you’ve never had pizza with mayonnaise

vinny: i’ve never throttled someone to death my bare hands either but unlike what you said that can change any second