#anyway uhhhhhhhhhh i hope this is alright

[theloveinc]

I think Bakugou and Izuku sit in a room with you to keep you company for MLP but end up forming strong opinions on the characters lol

Oh absolutely, and can you blame them?????? I honestly, truly believe you could get anyone that way because the show is just that....... nice.

(besides, they have a bunch of real violence going on in their lives... they need and deserve to watch sweet, calming things when they're home)

anyway, deku admits he likes watching the show w/ you after like ... 4 episodes, and bakugo.... probably never admits it LOL but gets invested instantly even if it does take three seasons for him to really settle down and actually watch with his eyes (instead of falling asleep)...

but i've thought about it already and:

bakugo likes rainbow dash and twilight the best, and he's problematic about it too bc a lot of the friendship lessons he doesn't agree with the solutions LMFAOOO and just wants them to succeed. also kind of a starlight hater bc he's holding a grudge... and i can't decide whether he'd like or hate fluttershy. either way would definitely beat discord's ass (applejack is his third favorite).

and deku likes all the ponies, but his faves are applejack and rarity... and he'd go to the ends of the earth defending her adfnakdjf. it's funny bc in the same vein, u can tell rainbow dash is his least fave, but he'd never actually say that out loud. he just gets pouty @ all her behavior. he's a starlight enjoyer tho and LOL a cadence and shining armor fan, too.... which is kinda... okay.

ANYWAY LOL idk if they'd go around talking about it to their friends, but you're so right. SO RIGHT. and also maybe this is just me, but i can imagine Bakugo wearing one of these as a joke:

[cescalr]

6 & 7 for the fanfic questions pls?

Oh boy, these will be long ones. Buckle in, boys, I'm on mobile and cant cut.

(I'm just gonna do active ones or we might be here forever, also ignoring ones I dont have OTPs for like KTTK and ones I forget entirely like TBOB)

6. List your OTP from each fandom you’ve been involved in.

Teen Wolf - Stalia (I am ANGRY forever, dunno if the ending changed me to being a Malira-Steo first-place-shared OTP situation or not, haven't decided, I'm. Stubborn and easily attached to things)

Harry Potter - Ronarry/Harron

Buffy/ATS - uhhhh help Spike/Buffy/Faith and Fred/Wesley it's two shows!!! I can put two ships!!! (Also yes I Know spuffy is difficult, Seeing Red was a horrendous episode and I hate it, and yes I know faith has done a lot of bad things, I do not need to be told these things i watched the same shows you did)

Riordanverse - hhhnnn uhh Percabeth?? I guess??? Look I need to reread these like Yesterday... I Dont Recall

,,, ok this is actually like a Really Long List but for some reason??? I've forgotten like half of them

OH shep/joker from Mass Effect uhuh yepperoni still mad you cant romance him put it in the remaster!!! You cowards!!! Also fix the lack of good love interests for fem!shep just. As a whole thanks, thinking about what Jacob did still hurts me to this day,,, do remember I was born in 2001 akfjlajdls I should probably have not been playing ME... Oh Well

Uhhh HOA I'm a basic bitch Fabina all the way bro

H2O Zikki was done DIRTY

GMW Lucaya, y'know, I'm predictable, it's always gotta be the ones with Hidden Depths for me guys, and what I mean is Maya and Lucas were FAR more interesting than Riley and the others I said what I said

Theres just. Too many. Let's continue

YES I know Seddie was iffy in canon,,,, no my heart does not care, also with some halfway decent therapy it would have been pretty good for both of them,,, literal case of right people wrong time and place

Jori's pretty cool but consider: Jandre, let beck and tori be vaguely ??? together while the good characters with Hidden Depths hang out

LOOK I am predictable and i care lots about Disa, Dean/Lisa, supernatural is killing me slowly I'm part way through season six, I cant wait to be crushed further, j hate it, I know what happens and the anticipation is pain, can dean not be happy??? Whith his family??? Can he not?????????

UM Santa clarita diet??? Obviously Joel and sheila are wonderful

Nobody wants to know my yogsmc ships and I'm not divulging them here bc frankly I dont want to get mistaken for an RPF chick, I am NOT that thank you, what they are is probably pretty obvious from my blog,,,, alright fine I'm a Zoethian bitch, block game made me cry 'I miss you I need you I love you' my heART

Uhhhh

Uhhhhhhh

People are gonna kill me for my Oxenfree one huh... if only I could say it was Alex/Nona,,, it's not, but it's a close second

Same for 13 reasons why,,,, not that I like the show or anything its god awful but idk the characters arent the awful plot you know, and besides I only ever saw like two??? Tbree?? Episodes??? Its Clustin please dont stab me in tbe gut Zalex has my whole heart too dont worry

Uhhhhhhhhhh

Uhhhhh

God I'm bad at this

Theres so many more but I just dont remember them uhhh

oH yeah as previously stated; basic bitch, Warden/Alistair in DA:O

Um.

Ummmm.

Yeah ok that's kind of it at least for this morning (oh boy, 2 am sldjldkakflhs)

HEY throwback time (not that this list hasn't been mostly throwbacks for me lol) uhhh Etharah from My Babysitter's a Vamipre yeah that was good

7. List your NoTPs from each fandom you’ve been in.

This is a shorter list. Please do not kill me.

Sterek

Drarry

Destiel

The most obvious and least contreversial: anything with Bryce Walker in it

Creddie

Rucas

Shep/Garrus, please just let them be bros

Bangel or Willara (cries) because A) he was a 26 year old man who was also 100s of years old and she was 15/16/he turned into angelus on her 17th birthday I THINK and that sucks but anyway the point being: statutory rape/ephebophilia = no fun and B) Willow Was Scary please leave Tara's head alone shes suffered enough listen! To! Her! Song!! she didnt need you abusing her trust miss Rosenberg I will fight you on her behalf-

Anyway!

Benthan I'm just here, not shipping all the most popular ships out of sheer coincidence

Idk what else... guess that's it then OH HOA mara/Fabian was Dumb as all get out yeah that's it

Thanks!! And I hope that the fact I'm not a huge fan of Sterek isnt gonna be a problem >-< can't exactly be helped. :) ♡ Thanks again!!

[bellamygateoldblog]

The 100 7x01: Discussion

My general takeaway from the episode can be summarised like this: Echo is spectacular. (I might’ve said “oh my god look at her!!!!!” and “ugh she is just The Best” too many times to count).

This is long-ish because I really just wanted to consolidate my thoughts in one place. Bitch it’s me i got a lot to say!!!!!

The Good Parts

— The farmhouse setting. While it’s existence is strange and “a sore thumb” and worked to further push Sanctum being the abomination born of clumsily mixing genres and time periods in terms of construction/costuming, making everything appear disconnected and obnoxious, it was still a nice change. It made me feel warmer and more comfortable as a ‘modern’ viewer. It’s a breath of fresh air from the constant dark element: dilapidated post-apoc buildings falling from their foundation, endless woods, and equally cold-feeling labs and skeleton dungeons.

— Echo. This was a damn good episode for Echo and every second reminded me of why she’s my favourite. She’s a badass. I always love to see her falling naturally into leadership of her little ragtag groups who accept it wholeheartedly. From the “testing a theory” moment where she went ‘when Gabriel doesn’t speak >>>’, to right at the end when she killed the solider about to “eliminate” Hope (hesitation is death...oh no he can’t hear us he’s got airpods in oh my god). It was Echo that got them through the whole sequence with the anomaly, Echo who figured shit out, Echo who quickly judged the situations and formed plans to overcome the obstacles. In other words: she did THAT.

Favourite scene: Echo coming face-to-face with the projection of her own insecurities in the form of Roan and Echo 1.0, and physically overcoming them (shooting them down), along with the trauma and pain that they both represent. The perserverence and getting the job done despite the emotional torture felt like a callback to the Psychosis episode of 6x02 when she was clever enough to sedate herself to silence the voices in her head. I also think the dialogue chosen was also foreshadowing that she would become a leader by the finale (commander?) and i love to see it!

— Clarke and Madi’s conversation. Oh Clarke, you just keep reinforcing and validating my perceptions of who you are as a person over and over again lol. In all her self-importance failing to remember that Madi, in fact, had and was raised by her biological parents for half of her life (and the new knowledge that she spent six years telling her little mind tales from the book of her life whilst apparently never taking the time to learn about Madi’s or acknowledge/honour her birth parents in any way) is “yeah that’s about right” to me. Sure you could say she was still reeling from the events of six and her death-almost death-almost death again. But I’ve always had this Thing about the relationship between Clarke and Madi. And i’ve seen some of the lighthearted humourous reception that scene got from fandom, “#where do you think the child CAME from?!” which only served to remind me of my own impression that Clarke views Madi as wholely ‘hers’, as if Madi’s existence was tied to Clarke, but i might elaborate in a seperate post.

This scene was a lovely display of self-awareness I’ve rarely seen on Clarke (never even got it when she electrocuted said child two seasons ago- however that absense of apology and acknowledgement of the sheer wrongness of that action also fits very nicely with my view of her lmao, still though, a weird choice for your ‘heroine’).

— Clarke’s “feels like a different world.” Felt romantically-coded. I think Gaia/Clarke might be the most convinient relationship to transform into romance at this point. However I’m sincerely hoping this road they could go down won’t reduce Gaia to a crutch/accessory for Clarke, and that she doesn’t become merely a love interest. I’ve seen talk already of Gaia being “Clarke’s happiness” etc.. which is already confirming my worst fears. Sigh.

This moment very much felt like found closure and the turning of a page. But i will say it was a very sharp turn from the three seasons of shoehorned-in mentions of Lexa, and last season’s emphasis on Clarke’s very-much intact emotional response to her memory- “it’s why you cry when you think about Lexa”- to her looking at an image of Lexa’s memory of her, reminicing but having no emotional response to it, and brushing it off while sharing a soft look with Gaia (and this is a few days since s6? I don’t know how this timeline is working but Tbh it’s not like these writers ever concerned themselves with ‘realistic time frames’ anyway lol). Yep, Jason’s seasons are individual “movies,” alright.

Other *nodding approvingly* moments

— Raven’s subtle “elevator eyes” on Clarke when she started giving her orders again. I see you, Miss Reyes, and I appreciate you.

— Raven + the foot in her mouth and the cute way she catches herself both times. I just love watching characters fail at existing LOL. She was feeling more human than stereotype or plot device this episode.

— "Mommy and Auntie O” and the implication that Hope is a child inside an aged-up body.

— This quote: “I know what it’s like to lose your family 100 years ago and yesterday at the same time.” It’s so literal but I like it a lot.

— Clarke being ‘leader’ again is, as usual, solely a matter of convinient (and familial/love) circumstances and it felt very true.

The Rest

— The Eligius Situation. So Clarke and her inner circle conquer and live in a nice home, and we’re specifically told Clarke takes the master suite (and the dog), and I was like ‘fair enough’ but then she orders prison labour. She tells them to build her a compound that they won’t actually get to be apart of, and to live in tents while they do so. They aren’t getting anything out of this (before they resist and set their own terms). This is slavery. Also, those aren’t her people to boss around, look down on, and use accordingly for her own gain (in fact they barely know her or why she’s gone from being that one unloyal woman who executed their men and got herself captured like an idiot, then couldn’t make up her mind about which side she wanted to kill- to one in the uppermost position of authority...like...they woke up yesterday) But, then again, that never stopped her.

— Too much and not enough at the same time. The pacing of the episode in general was awful. Too much happening in quick succession, no breathing room, too many factions (no, actually Raven, where is ALIE when you need her? smh). I blink, I miss an entire scene and a character is now beating someone else up. Amazingly, i was still bored 90% of the time.

— The Children of Gabriel calling themselves “The Children of Gabriel.” It was always goofy, even more so when a grown man is saying it.

— Murphy + his self loathing over Abby’s death. Did I miss the part where she was ever good to him? One of their final moments together was of her telling him he deserved to die over Clarke after she spent the entire series treating him like he was inferior and disposable. uhhhhhhhhhh.

— The picnic scene. Jackson’s sudden violent outburst was unearned (it wasn’t even set up???), and also disrespectful. Wrong place, wrong time, bro. He’s grieving? Okay. But when Abby’s daughter is sitting right in front of you, making this about you, ruining a perfectly good toast in her honour with your uncomfortable accusations loses you points you never even had to begin with. And this is a ‘me’ thing but I can’t be bothered to be sympathetic when this is about Abby Griffin.

Also, I have to say it. Eliza’s acting took me out of the scene every time I looked at Clarke. I couldn’t for the life of me work out what those expressions were supposed to be.

— Russell, his manpain, and a fury over the consiquences of his own actions  that could rival the grounders (”my brother died in your ring of fire [while he was trying to murder you all]” hmm sounds like a you problem). But the worst part is, I simply couldn’t tell where he stood or what he was feeling. He’s so one-dimensional. He’s an evil man (so much for ”grey morality”).

— Clarke + Jordan. A small point to make but all Clarke has done since Marper made her ‘Godmother’ of their son has blame him for everything bad happening lol. Marper loses a lot of my respect as time goes on for that choice. As much as I dislike Jordan’s presence in the show, still not a great pattern to have noticed.

— Raven seeking approval from Clarke (specifically) for the Prime idea was...weird and very bad. When has Raven ever cared for Clarke’s validation, especially in the last few seasons?

Was also taken aback by how Indra and Miller are both suddenly so protective of Clarke, like i can make sense of the Indra part even though it relies on me making things up that aren’t supported by what’s on screen, but Miller?

— (Bonus moment that was bad for me, but not for the same reason it was for the rest of you: the scene of Hope finding the message in her arm. When she was removing the blood-soaked bandage I freaked out because I thought she was peeling her skin off. You’re welcome for that visual.)

The Mixed/No Feelings

— Clarke’s full-dark-no-stars. How many times have they told me now she’s “the head”? LMAO. 

I have no actual formed opinion on it. Only disjointed thoughts. Like i might’ve just gone “good for her” if Clarke wasn’t the person she is, with the history she has.

I appreciate the idea, to have her spend the whole episode declaring she is, in fact, completely fine, to end it having her explode with the repressed pain.

I mean...i realise the cognition behind it, but it’s eye-roll inducing at this point. This- kicking Russell to death (giving him exactly what he wanted and set out to provoke), and burning down a palace she promised to keep intact, once again going against the group to do her own Thing that they all ultimately have the suffer the consiquences of and help clean up- is just a repeat of past patterns, and Monty’s “do better” mantra that she desperately clung to like she owned it last season is nowhere in sight.

(Also, I can’t be the only one who spotted her physically smacking that Sanctum girl as she walked onto the balcony? Not cool. Wasn’t cool when Murphy acted like a dick to one of them either this episode.)

The rushed switch did a number on me, too, like Jackson’s did. Literally five minutes before she was preaching about a peaceful life for Madi that doesn’t take revenge (I think I know what they were going for with that but it just left me feeling confused and frustrated).

Furthermore, I’ve seen talk that this was her “burning down of a symbol of oppression”, something she experienced first hand (not so unlike Blodreina and the bunker she desperately wanted to escape and deliver her people from), but there was no noble, calculated intention there. She burned the palace accidentally in her rage because she was in pain and disorientated. The moral stuff was just an after effect.

The speech was also very ‘Clarke’. Feeling entitled to and making decisions on who lives and dies right after declaring this wasn’t their kill to make. She wasn’t the only person hurt by the Primes (but we’ve also been given no reason to care about any of the other victims- the manipulated, enslaved population have been turned into a joke and a punching bag for the main characters which...isn’t great either). And the castle could’ve been used to shelter some of the “too many people” we had problems with through the episode (or used to harvest resources from). It really comes down to if i think the situation justifies the reaction and if i hold her wholely responsible...and this is the part where i reiterate that i have no intact opinion and don’t actually care to have one either ha.

[jungshookz]

How about Y/N decides to take care of Android Yoongi for a week instead of the other way around since I’m assuming that’s what Yoongi does all day when Y/N is out since that’s what he was made to do? I’m not a writer so I hope that’s enough for a drabble!

→ pairing: min yoongi x reader

→ genre: android!yoongi, fluff!, yoongi’s extra cuddly when he’s sick, uhhhh kinda crackheady kinda smutty, tae is a moron and he loves talking about his greatest creation aka yoongi’s penis 

→ wordcount: 2.5k

→ note: i switched your request up a little!! i hope you don’t mind :-)) i loved writing this yoongi is so cute 

(gif isn’t mine!)

logically, technically, physically, and literally speaking

dis shit don’t make sense

yoongi, or Y00NG1 if we’re being realistic here, is a robot

so how is it possible that he, a robot, managed to get sick

he has a cold

the common flu

like a weak human being

“sorry, bud. i guess a little bug managed to sneak its way into your latest update. my bad!” namjoon winces as he takes a look at yoongi’s disheveled state “i probably shouldn’t have programmed your update while being drunk off my ass… we were celebrating hoseok’s birthday, remember??”

he’s lucky he’s face timing yoongi and not actually physically in the bedroom because it looks like yoongi wants to strangle him

and namjoon is well aware that yoongi has the capability to do so

“Yes, I faintly remember you programming one of your newer bots to serve us birthday cake.” the tiny little inferior servant robot ended up flinging cake all over the place and yoongi had to clean it up because all of you were too drunk to do anything  

“i thought your system would be strong enough to override it but apparently i was wrong.”

“Apparently you were.” yoongi scoffs sarcastically and reaches over to grab a tissue

namjoon winces again when yoongi blows his nose obnoxiously  

the poor bot

he has bags under his eyes

there’s the occasional glitch of 1’s and 0’s that appear under his skin

a couple screws are loose inside of him which explains the leakage of fluids from his nose

his voice is all gross and nasaly and sometimes when he coughs he coughs out tiny pieces of metal

“look, i’ll see you later, alright? don’t you worry, i’ll get you back into shape!”

“You better. Otherwise, I won’t hesitate to zap you with my laser eyes.”

“…i told you that’s not going to become a thing.”

“You people can give me a vibrating penis but you can’t give me laser eyes?”

“vibrating-? taehyung!!!!!”  

“it was just for valentine’s day!!!!!!!! it doesn’t vibrate anymore it’s back to normal!!”

“oH my god you freak-“

yoongi promptly hangs up because the bickering is starting to make his head pound

he tosses your phone aside and lets out a huff as he flops his head back against the headboard

“feeling any better?” you pop into the bedroom and shut the door behind you as you approach yoongi

“Not since the last time you checked up on me… which was ten minutes ago.” you plop down on the edge of the bed and yoongi reaches over to yank on your wrist “C’mere.” he pulls you over so that you’re sitting on top of him with your legs on either side of him

“aw, my poor baby.” you coo mockingly as yoongi wraps his arms around your waist and nuzzles his face into your chest

“Don’t patronise me.” yoongi murmurs and you can’t help but giggle because you hear the pout in his voice

you stroke the back of his head and yoongi sniffles

“You think if I overcharge myself I’ll end up frying the bug inside of me to death?” he props his chin up on your chest and looks up at you with bloodshot eyes

you scowl

“don’t even try it, you moron.”

“Don’t have enough energy to walk myself over to the pod anyway.” yoongi huffs and smooshes his face into your boobs again “Mm, I feel better already.”

“shut up, you little perv” you snort and plant a kiss on the top of his head

you don’t fckin know how to take care of sick robot

he’s not even supposed to be sick!!!!

he’s a robot for christ’s sakes

usually when you’re sick you just stay in bed all day and mope about how sick you are and yoongi dotes over you like the caring boyfriend-bot he is

he makes soup for you and tricks you into taking your medicine (he shoved your pill into a chunk of brownie and you fell for it like a damn fool)

he snuggles up with you in bed and turns on his internal heater so that you’re nice and warm

you ended up drooling all over his chest which was kinda gross but it was an endearing kinda gross

but you

you don’t have an internal heater

you could make chicken noodle soup for yoongi but u both know that it’s just going to go strAIGht through his system and he’s going to leak soup all over the sheets

yoongi doesn’t have any pills to take because he’s a robot for christ’s sakes so like

you don’t know what to do

namjoon said he’d stop by later with some ‘medicine’ for yoongi (it’s a little chip he’s going to insert into his neck in an attempt to eradicate whatever bug is floating around in his hard drive) but for now it’s up to you to take care of him

which is just odd because usually he’s the one taking care of you

you know what though

there is an upside to yoongi falling sick

you can finally relive your old life

and by that you mean you’ve been eating like a shiT ton of junk food because yoongi’s been unable to connect to your bracelet

ordering an XL pizza and dunking it in italian garlic dip after yoongi charges up for the night has been the absolute highlight of your week

although you will note that there was a little bit of regret the next morning because you were sO bloated you felt like you couldn’t move

“alright, how are we feeling??” namjoon claps his hands together as the others continue wheeling machines and monitors into the bedroom

yoongi sits ups against the headboard and lets out a breath

“Nothing has changed since I called you two hours ago. I have more a migraine now because someone in here is wearing far too much Axe body spray.”

everyone immediately looks towards jungkook

“well i think it smells nice so-”

“let’s get this show on the road, shall we??” namjoon nudges jungkook to the side to get the monitor

“what… exactly are you going to do again?” you peek over his shoulder and all you see are 1s and 0s so you honestly couldn’t even guess what namjoon was going to do

namjoon pulls a case out of his back pocket and waves it in front of your face before unzipping it

he rifles through the case before pulling out a small blue cartridge

“well, i’m inserting this chip into the monitor and then i’m going to hook yoongi up to the machines and his database should successfully download all the brand neW files that should override his old ones.”

okay

seems simple enough

“oh! okay, well i can help hook yoongi up if you need help.” you offer and yoongi wraps his fingers around your wrist and tugs you back a little before he’s intertwining his fingers with yours

you glance down at him and ruffle his hair

“don’t worry about it, i got it! now lemme just- ah hEre it is!” namjoon pulls out a particularly thiCK looking wire and that plug has to be like an inch thick which is vEry thick compared to his usual charging cord

that’s

that’s very intimidating looking

suddenly u don’t want yoongi to get better if that thing has to be shoved inside of his neck

“step aside, y/n” you immediately stand in front of yoongi protectively and namjoon gives you a pointed look “oh, cut it out. i’m not going to kill him.”

“and if we do kill him we can always just make you a new one!”

“Hey!” yoongi scowls and jimin shrugs because it’s.,.,., well it’s truE

namjoon nudges you to the side and yoongi lets go of your wrist reluctantly before sitting up a little straighter

“alright, and we just-“ namjoon shoves the plug into yoongi’s charging port and-

bZT

yoongi’s head drops and his entire body slouches over

you yelp in surprise and immediately scramble over to him

u know what this is giving you PTSD to the incident and you weren’t worried before but noW you’re worried

“what did you do!!!!!!!!!” you push yoongi up before getting on top of him and giving his shoulders a shake “yoongi??? yoongi!!!!” you cup his face and squish his cheeks together and he’s still unresponsive

“i-i don’t know, maybe i fried a wire?? i probably should’ve performed a trial test before-“

“you didn’t test this?? i thought you were supposed to be smART”

“don’t yELL AT ME” namjoon’s punching a bunch of buttons on the monitor and-

bZT

yoongi’s head shoots up and his eyes pop right open

you watch as his pupils constrict and expand and he blinks quickly

“…you okay?”

“I-“ you hear another small bzt and yoongi twitches before his expression shifts

he places his hands on your hips and gives you a squeeze before you’re suddenly aware of sultry gaze he’s giving you

“I’m more than okay, baby.”

ok

a little odd but

well at least he’s back

“that’s good! i was worried for a sec-“ yoongi buries his face into the crook of your neck and starts to plant kisses on your skin “-ond…?”

“Mhm, yeah.” yoongi purrs and a hand slides to your front and he gives the waistband of your sweatpants a little tug

you immediately swat his hand away and turn to look over your shoulder at the boys

“are we sure he’s okay?” you yaNK yoongi’s hand out of your pants and turn to glare at him “cut it out you weirdo”

“everything seems to be running normally…” namjoon keeps an eye on the monitor and scratches the top of his head

taehyung peeks over at the monitor before his eyes flicker over to yoongi (who is currently trying to get you to kiss him but you keep dodging his mouth and scolding him)

“hyung just out of curiosity which chip did u put in”

“the- the one that i use specifically for yoongi-“ namjoon pauses and narrows his eyes at taehyung “…why do you ask?”

taehyung clears his throat before inspecting his cuticles

“weLL the thing is-“ he lets out a sheepish laugh “i uhhhhhhhhhh i was working on a little side project, and uh, i might’ve used one of your chips because yours are so much more fancier than mine and anYWays i might’ve used your chip to-“

oh my god

“what did you do”

“well you know it’s reaLLY not as bad as you might think-“

“taehyung-“

“and you know if you think about it you should be flattered because i was inspired by you-“

“sPIT IT OUT”

“it’s a seX BOT CHIP OKAY” taehyung winces

“oh my fucking-“

“oW” yoongi bites down on your shoulder before laving his tongue over the sore spot all while his hips are bucking into yours and he went from zero to a hundRED in the span of like 3 seconds

and you know what while this would be nice in private it’s not as nice when there are six other mEN in the rOOM and also yoongi is being very very rough

his fingers dig into the your bum and you let out a squeak because heLLo OW  

“I wanna fuck you I wanna feel you I want you so bad and I-“ his arms are beginning to wrap around your waist like a boa constrictor around its prey and it is noT a pleasant feeling

jungkook and jimin rush over and proceed to pin yoongi’s arm back which doesn’t seem to help because now he’s angry and horny and he looks like he wants to deVOUR you

you’re about to scramble off of yoongi’s lap because this is terrifying but-

“take the WIRE OUT TAKE IT OUT NOW” namjoon is freaKing out because what is HAPPENING TO HIS BABY

you reach over and yank it out of yoongi’s neck before you’re flinging it onto the floor

yoongi immediately slumps over and jungkook and jimin both let out breaths of relief

“i forgot how strong he was” jimin is wiNDED and he’s definitely going to have to lie down for like ten minutes after y’all sort this mess out

“i think there might be a couple glitches in your chip, tae.” you pant and press a hand against your chest

“okay, now let’s put in the actual chip-“ namjoon sends tae a glare and tae smiles sheepishly

he inserts it into the monitor and it lets out a happy chirp before you hear the fans beginning to whir

“you wanna hook him up y/n?”

“y/n has to do it because i don’t want yoongi humping me”

“me neither”

“ya same lol gross”

“very smooth movement in the hips tho”

“wait what”

“what”

bZT

yoongi shoots straight up and he blinks furiously

once again his pupils are dilating and expanding at an abnormal rate and you start to worry again until he wrinkles his nose which is a very yoongi-like habit

“That was quite an unpleasant experience. I would not like to experience that again.”

ah

it’s good to have yoongi back

he yanks the cord out of his neck and drops it onto the floor and you roll off of him and watch as he reorients himself with everything

you jump in surprise when your bracelet beeps twice and buzzes on your wrist

yoongi freezes before turning to glare at you over his shoulder

“Did you seriously eat an entire XL pizza last night?” You’re going on a green juice cleanse for the next two days to flush out all the toxins in your body. I’ll go make a smoothie for you now.” he pushes past the boys and leaves the room but continues to talk “And why haven’t you done the laundry yet? I- Oh, god, look at the state of the living room!”

you let out a huff and roll your eyes playfully “…is it too late to bring sex bot yoongi back”

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Criminal Minds-The Good Ol Days

Tagging: @marvelfanlife, @itsmeedee, @cynbx, @jaqren, @gabriellewritermua, @princesswagger15, @screaminginbi, @tleighstone12, @cosmicmelaninflower

A collaboration fic with @princesswagger15​

Chapter 7-Hangover

 Elle was getting hammered, drinking tons of beer to the point that she was loosening herself at the party along with the others. She was partying so hard to the point that she ran out and puked on the nearest tree she could find. After pacing herself, she took the time to catch her breath as she tries to recover. She then got up and looked around to see her surroundings, with her vision all a blur. She saw several couples making out, a person smoking a cigarette. She shielded her eyes from the light and continued to look around and saw a couple arguing. Although her vision was still a haze, she could recognize from the sound of her voice that it was Meadows who was arguing with a man, whether it was a guest or a boyfriend, the sight of her slapping him when he tries to win her over prompted her to snicker.

“Poor girl.” She looked away, only to notice the young man leaving, where she sees a person in a coat walking past Meadows carrying a luggage. She then squint her eyes as she tries to get a better look at the person. Due to her hazy vision, she couldn’t get a exact look at the person, though judging by the coat, the type of suitcase and body language, she sensed that it wasn’t a student, possibly a teacher perhaps. The real question is why carry a suitcase this late at night, especially one that’s travel sized. Curious, she then decides to follow the person.

At the same some, Kate, was starting to feel a bit more relaxed as she briefly laughed and chatted with others. Although not as wasted and hungover as her friends, she started to feel a bit light-headed and decided to call it a night and leave the party when she sees Elle walking out, still feeling tipsy. Worried about her, she decides to follow her.   In the meantime, Elle continues to follow the person, still curious about the suitcase he or she is carrying. She continues to follow the person all the way to the teacher’s parking lot when she accidentally steps on a twig. Panicking, she hides behind a car as the person looks around. Just then, the person’s phone rang. Elle carefully tilt her head to the side as she tries to hear what the person is saying.

“Hello David? Yeah, I got everything. What do you want me to do with them? In the cabin? Okay, okay, I’ll be there.” The person then looked around to see no one else present in the parking lot before continuing. “No, I uh made sure that I wasn’t being followed. Okay, I’ll see you there.” The person hung up as they opened the back door of a gray Toyota camry car, placing the suitcase in and closing and getting inside. Elle cautiously stood up as the person drives away. As she slowly walks back, she suddenly felt a hand touching her shoulder.​

“What the-” She gasped and turned around to see Kate standing right behind her. “Jesus Christ Kate. What the hell?”

“What are you doing here?” She stammered, motioning her hand. “I-I was, I was just, I-” She sighs. “I-I thought I just saw something, so I guess I ended up here.”

Kate crossed her arms.“What did you see?” “A person in a gray coat carrying a large suitcase and I could’ve sworn I saw something peeking out of it. She was even calling someone named ‘David’”

She cupped her friend’s face. “Elle, you’re drunk, maybe you were just seeing things.” “No, no. I swear what I’m saying is true. A person was here and was calling someone, saying to meet at the ‘usual place’.” “My god Elle. Why were you even following the person? It could be a professor that was just going home.” “B-b-but I-” “Elle, just leave it. Now come on, we should get going. The party wiped me out.” Kate then grabs her hand, only for Elle to pull back before she could touch her wrist.

“You know what? Forget it.”

“Elle I-”

“I said forget it! Sorry to even bother telling you.” She turned her back away. “Besides, I’m drunk anyway.” She then walks away, feeling hurt. All Kate could do was look on, helplessly. She may be drunk, but she might have a point, if only she could’ve took the time to hear what she had to say.

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 The next day, everyone were completely wiped out from the party. The building reeked of alcohol, cigarettes and vomit. Pieces of clothing were discarded everywhere on the floor, hanging on the ceiling and even on the bushes. The next morning was a mess and everyone would suffer the consequences of last night.

JJ woke up to the sounds of her alarm clock buzzing. All she could remember was walking back to the dorm, still drenched and collapsing onto the bed. The first thing she saw was Ashley hovering above her.

“JJ……..” Her voice echoed. She lift her eyes up as the sight of her roommate still swirls around her. Still, Ashley kept trying to wake her up.  

“Hmm…..” JJ said, still trying to adjust to the light.

“JJ…...JJ! Wake up!”

“HOLY SHIIT!” She jerked up the bed, starting Ashley. She then looked around to find herself back in her dorm and saw that her alarm clock was still ringing. She then turned her alarm clock off. “A-are you alright?”

“I-I don’t know….. I guess.” She catched her breath. “What happened? What time is it?”

“It’s uh……….. 11:35 am.”

“Wait what?” She then picked up her clock and looked at the time. “Crap!” She clutched her head. “Didn’t Hotch say that we were supposed to meet today?” “Yeah…….shit, I overslept.” She then smelled her clothes and hair. “And I smell like chlorine…….fuck.”

“Well, it’s almost noon and Hotch told us that we have to meet by twelve.”

“Damn, do you think I’ve got time for a shower?”

“I don’t know.” Ashley then leaned over to sniff her friend. “Ugh, you probably need to take a two hour shower.”

“Oh shit, I don’t have two hours, I have less than twenty minutes to get ready. What should I do?”

“Change bra, panties, shirt and pants. Put your hair in a ponytail.”

“What about the smell? Do you have any perfume?”

“Yea I should, just look on my table.” Ashley goes through her drawer, taking out bottle of lavender scented perfume. “How’s this?”

“Ooooo gimme.” JJ snatched the bottle from her hands as she frantically grabs random pieces of clothing. “Thank you.” “You’re welcome. Now hurry.”

“On it!”

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A couple of hours ago, Matt was in a deep sleep, still enjoying that sweet and steamy night of passion he had with Kristy last night. He tossed and turned, recalling each moment of the hot sex. Just then, he suddenly woke up from his long and peaceful slumber to see Hotch staring down, smirking at him.

“Good morning sleeping beauty.”

“H-hi Hotch.” He rubbed his eyes.

“Had a nice rest?”

“Uhh yea I did.” Matt said as he covered himself as best as he could. Still, he couldn’t help but notice his roommate giving him a smug look. “Uh Hotch, why are you staring at me like that?” “Oh nothing, just hear you moan Kristy’s name in your sleep but you know, no big deal…” Hotch looked at Matt expectantly.

“W-wha wait what?” He stammered. “I was?”

Hotch nods. “Did you and Kristy…….you know what last night??”

Matt then looks away from Hotch, trying to get away from his searching gaze. “Uh…...I have no idea what you’re talking about-”

“Matt.......”

“Uh.......yea this isn't going to be easy to explain, is it?”

“HAHAHAHAHAH N O P E ! !”

“Yep, figured.” He then took a deep breath and sat upright on his bed. “Alright, it’s true, we fucked. In my car.”

Just then, Hotch cracked open a large smile and laughed. “Oh man, I knew it, I knew it!” “W-wait a second, you knew?” He scoffs. “I mean, I had a feeling you did, and it wasn’t just hearing you moan her name in your sleep.” Just then, Hotch stood up as he pulls out a pair of blue panties that was partially ripped. “I found this peeking out in your jacket pocket.” He then tossed them to Matt. “And I also saw a couple of hickeys on your neck. Seems like you two had a hell of a night.”

“In fairness, Kristy and I are in a relationship now. It’s not our fault that we decided to make it official by getting it on in my car.”

“Well, I hope you know that you need to hide that hickey before we go out today.”

“What? Cause I'll be teased at by the others? We were literally in our underwear before. I don't think there's anything more humiliating than that.”

“Hmm, all I can say is that with the moaning, the panties and hickeys, Kristy sure isn't disappointed is she?”

“No, she wasn't…” Matt said smirking and looking down at his hands.

“HAHAHA! NICE”

“Yes, she was…... she was rather........impressed.”

“Woow. I don’t know what to say, but damn Matt, you've got game.”

He chuckled. “Thanks.” He then got up from the bed and took off his pants. “Well... What about you Hotch? Have you and Hailey......?” He asked as he puts on a pair of jeans.

“I uhhhhhhhhhh...................................................................................no…we didn't.”

“WHHHAAAAAATTTT??!”

“Yea I know.”

“Why?!”

“I don’t know, I guess we weren't.............ready.”

“Oh okay.”

“Yea” Hotch croaked.

Matt then continues to find a shirt, but to no avail, given the hickeys on his neck. “Well.... Do you have any idea on how I can hide the hickey?”

“I don’t know, I don't have makeup.”

“Hmmm......Maybe we can ask Garcia?”

“Oh hohohohohohoho, you really want Garcia to know about that special little hickey you got on your neck because of you and Kristy fucking in a car yesterday?”

“I DONT SEE YOU GIVING ANY FUCKING IDEAS! HAHAH DO YOU WANNA HELP ME?”

Hotch scratched his head. “S-s-say you got bit by a mosquito?” He then shrugs his shoulders at Matt.

He sighs. “Oh Hotch. No offense but you're no help to me man!”

“Oh I'm sorry that I couldn't help you cause you let your girlfriend bite your neck like a bat!”

“At least I actually bang my girlfriend!”

“Well, at least I don't have to worry about hiding a goddamn hickey on my neck!”

“Gee, well could you at least just be my FRIEND AND HELP ME?!”

“How? I don't have anything else on me but the clothes I'm wearing.”

“Would white deodorant hide it?”

“Maybe but barely,” He then rubbed his chin as he tries to help his friend out. “Though I do have a turtleneck in my closet, but I-”

“PLEASE LET ME BORROW IT!!!”

“You sure? I don't even know what size you are. Who knows, you might be....."bigger" than me.”

“Let me try it on! Come on man, you know they’ll attack me once they see this.” Matt said as he pointed to his hickey.

“Uhhhhhhhhhh okay.” He then hands him the green turtleneck.

Matt then takes it and tries to pull it down around his body with no luck.

“Yeah no Matt, that won’t fit you.”

“No, no, no, no, I got this Hotch.”

Hotch then walk up to his roommate as he tries to help him out. “Just give it back! It wont fit!”

“No no, I can fit, I just need to keep pulling.”

“Matt give it back! I swear if you rip it-” Hotch was then interrupted by the sound of the sweater ripping.

“H-Hotch I-”

“MATT WHAT THE FUCK!”

“Okay, I'm sorry I really am, you were right, I should have listened to you but I didn't.”

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” He screamed as he looked down on his beloved turtleneck sweater. “That was my favorite sweater. Why, why?”

“I’M SORRY. I truly am, I didn't mean to rip it. I'll buy you a new sweater, with my own money.” Matt reassured Hotch as he continues to mourn his ripped turtleneck.

“Matt...... my grandma made this for me!”

“Oh well.........shit. I’m so sorry.”

“Tell you what, don’t hide the hickey and let everyone make fun of you and we're even. Deal?”

“Okay fine.” He sighs as he puts on a random navy blue shirt.

“Lets go.” Hotch says as they both walk out the door.

Just as they leave, they saw Reid dragging his feet as he walks pass their dorm. As he walks past them, they noticed how he wasn’t walking but was limping instead. They couldn’t help but wonder what’s gotten into him.

“Uhh hey Spence.” Said Matt.

Reid slowly turned around. “Uh, hey guys. Didn’t see you there.”

“Nice walk- er limp you got going on.” Hotch said.

“Oh uhhhhhhh, I tripped on a loose pavement stone during the walk back. It still kinda hurts.” He grunts.

“Uh, you okay Reid?” “Uh yeah.” Reid waved his arm. “ Yeah, just feeling a bit tipsy, that’s all. I’m gonna head to my dorm and.” He then tries to away away, only to collapse and stumble to the floor.

“Reid! You okay?!” Matt said, leaning down to help Reid.

“I don’t know, maybe, maybe not.” He struggles to lift himself. “Ow, my knees.” “Alright, let’s get him up.” Hotch yells as he and Matt pull Reid up, carrying him into their dorm and placing him on Hotch’s bed.

“Thanks guys.”

“No problem.” Matt responds. “What happened to you?”

“What do you mean? I tripped on my way here.” “No no no no something happened to make you limp like that.”

Hotch then sat beside the skinny brunette. “Come on Reid, you can tell us what happened.”

“Uh……….” Reid hesitated.

Matt then closed the door. “Don’t worry, we won’t make you of or judge you Reid. We promise.”

“You sure about that. I don’t know if you guys can handle the truth.”

“Reid, we can handle anything you tell us, and it wont leave this room unless you want it to okay?” Hotch said.

“Okay.” Reid nods. “I think I can trust you guys.” He took a deep breath as he opens up. “About what I said earlier, that I tripped. That was a lie.” “We know.” “Anyway, the truth is….that I was walking back from the girl’s dormitory. After the party, Marissa and I headed to her dorm. We played video games, ate ice cream and we……..” He rubbed two of his fingers as he hesitated in finishing up his sentence.

“OOOOO I think I get it!” Matt shouted.

“Yeah, I lost my virginity and ahh-” He clutched the right side of his body. “I’m in so much pain right now.”

“That’s what it was like for me my first time. I was so happy, but soooooo sore.”

“Really? What was it like?”

“Well when I first woke up, everything was fine. But then I made the HUGE mistake and made a quick, sudden movement and for the next two days, I had to walk so slowly.”

“Wow, tha-” Just then, Reid looked across from Matt’s bed to see something small and blue. “Is that a-” “Yes Spence, that’s a woman’s panty on my bed.” He then pick it up and puts it in his closet while Hotch covers his mouth, trying not to laugh. “You’re not the only one that got some last night.”

“Cool. What about you Hotch-” “No, I didn’t get laid last night.” “Oh, okay.” He then picks up a small mirror as he pulls down the collar of his shirt, revealing multiple hickeys on his neck and collarbone.

“Woah.” Hotch and Matt looked on.

“Yeah, and that’s not all. These things are everywhere…..e v e r y w h e r e.”

“Damn Spencer.”

“Though, you’re not the only one.” Matt then pulled down the collar of his shirt, also revealing multiple hickeys on his neck and collarbone.

“Damn Matt, you got game.” Reid said, surprised.

“Yeah, I did.” He chuckled. “But look at you, you love marks yourself. You got some game too Reid.”

“Yeah, but what am I gonna do? I can barely walk, I lost a couple of buttons on my favorite shirt, and I don’t know how to conceal these little bites and scratches on my body. I look like i lost a fight with a paper and pen.”

Hotch and Matt looked at each other before turning their focus back on Reid. “Tell you what, if the guys ask, say you got beat up by a bear and barely escaped.” Matt said.

“Really Matt?” Hotch said, facepalming. “That’s the most unrealistic thing I have ever heard.”

“Well, do you have a better idea?”

“Say, ummm y-you fell down a rocky hill.” He shrugged his shoulders.

“You guys are worse than Derek and Luke. Maybe I’ll just let them tease me. This could be karma for accidentally letting you guys strip down in your underwear in front of the girls.”

“I mean if you really want to step into the lion’s den then okay.”

“Yeah, though I also would’ve suggest wearing my turtleneck, had someone not…..”

“I SAID I WAS SORRY!”

“Well it ain’t gonna bring my turtleneck back is it?!”

“.......No.” “Guys, guys, it’s fine, it’s fine. I’ve been through a lot worse than that. Hmmm…...maybe I could wear a scarf. Yeah that’s sounds nice.”

“Oh okay, cool.”

“So……….are we good?”

Both Matt and Hotch nodded. “Yeah, we’re good.” “Cool……….uh, you mind helping me to my dorm? So that I could change?” “Oh yeah, right.” The two then helped their friend up as they escort him to his dorm.

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Elsewhere, Garcia tossed and turn, feeling a thick and lumpy blanket as she rubbed her eyes and woke up to find herself in a bed that clearly was not hers. “What the-” She lifted herself from the bed, looking around, seeing that she wasn’t in her dorm, but a guys dorm.

“Where am I?” She thought. As she looked around, she suddenly looked down and gasped when she finds herself in her bra and underwear.

“What the-why, why am I half naked? Where’s my dress? Where’s my dress?” She panicked, scrambling around as she looks for her dress till she found her dress folded neatly on the desk. “Got you!” Just then, she suddenly gasped as she heard the door open. “Oh no, oh no.” She panics and frantically struggles in putting her dress on, just when the door opens and closes. Garcia then screams and hides behind the other side of the bed. A few seconds later, she carefully peeks up as the first thing she saw was a couple of wet legs. She then scrolls up to see none other than Luke Alvez hovering above her, in nothing my a towel. 

“Uh I-I” Luke didn’t bother saying anything, other than picking up her discarded short-sleeved cardigan.

“T-thanks” She stammered as she takes the cardigan from his hand. She then awkwardly walks away, not saying any words. “Garcia?” “Yeah?” “We’re supposed to meet up today.” “M-meet?” “Hotch and the others. We’re supposed to meet up by the forest today.” “Oh yeah. I’ll be there.” “Garcia I-” Before he could say anything, she closed the door.  Just as she was walking away, she quietly mutters at herself, getting all flustered as she has no memory of what happened the night before, apart from blacking out. But whatever it was, it lead to Luke coming back in a towel. Thinking that they had a one night stand, she then gets all flustered thinking about it and Luke.

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“Emily, Emily!” The mousy brunette woke up to see Tara on her bed. “What is it?” She rubbed her eyes. “It’s ten, and it’s Sunday, which means……” “Shit.” She clutched her head. “We’re supposed to meet up with Hotch and the gang today.” “I know…...we should probably get ready.” “Yes…….or……………….we can stay here for a few more minutes. It’s only ten, we still have time.” She cupped Tara’s face. She smiled back in return and kiss her. Seems like a few more minutes wouldn’t hurt.

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 By noon, everyone finally met, right near the entrance of the forest, though everyone were still hungover from yesterday. Garcia continues to keep her distance from Luke, Derek and Matt talking about their sexual conquests and the hickeys that they got from their girlfriends, Kate struggling to stay awake, Tara and Emily still being affectionate and teasing one another, Reid still sore from having sex with Marissa and trying to conceal his soreness but to no avail and Elle still thinking about what she saw last night. Hotch couldn’t help but look on dismay, seeing that everyone was a wreck, including himself. Just then, he noticed that the group is not complete.

“Wait a sec, where’s J-” “I’m here! I’m here!” JJ and Ashley ran up to them, touching their knees as they catch their breath. “Sorry we’re late.” “Jesus JJ. What the hell happen to both of you?” Kate asked.

“Long story, I overslept, but we’re here now. We’re here.” Hotch then sighs. “Okay. Now,  that we’re all here, I guess we should all get going. With the sun still up, we can still see the path on the way back as well as the shortcut the girls found the other day.. Hopefully, this won’t be an issue anymore. Any questions?” No one said anything. “Good, now let’s roll.” The rest of the gang nods in agreement as they walk through the entrance of the forest. Hopefully they don’t get lost this time.

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Top One pt 2

 what up what up it's me w another shit piece like 2041526422 years later

it's the kinda shit sequel to Top One and uhhhhhhhhhh there's slight sweet pea x f!reader but it’s mostly like, reader moving on after that conversation she had w ya boy Reggie on that beach ayee. anyways hope this is alright lol

wc:972  

     Hearing a frantic knock on the hotel door made Y/n suspicious. Getting up from the love seat she smiled at the man who raised his eyebrow at the door. “Whoever’s at the door better be dying, because no one should ever knock like that,” he yells as Y/n puts her hand on the door handle, she chuckles at his comment. 

     Y/n’s surprised to see her best friend Archie gasping for breath as he leans on the door, his face is as red as his hair and Y/n thinks he looks ridiculous and laughs at him. 

     “Reggie… downstairs.” is all that he manages to say before Y/n stops laughing. She takes a deep breath and invites him in for a drink before he passes out from running up 10 flights of stairs.  As he chugs the water, he tells them how he saw Reggie and Veronica at the bar, but it shouldn’t surprise her really as there was finally going to be a Bughead wedding after years, and really years, like 10 years after they got engaged. And Betty and Veronica were best friends… this shouldn’t surprise her but it still does.

     Smiling at the two men, she tells them that there's nothing for them to worry about as there's a very low possibility of her running into Reggie at this big event.

     Hours later, she would realize how wrong she was, because of course, she would run into him, Veronica was part of the Core 5 in high school as was Y/n, and they would obviously unite at the wedding… But she completely forgot.

     “Y/n?!” she hears a familiar voice yell from behind her. Turning to find the source of the noise is none other than Veronica Lodge, or now Veronica Mantle.        “Oh my goodness! I haven’t seen you in what?! Four years?!”

     Y/n smiles brightly at one of her best friends and hugs her. They immediately begin talking about how their lives have been going for the last four years, or more like Veronica speaks of her life while Y/n listens. As soon as Y/n’s about to start talking about herself, none other than Reggie Fucking Mantle shows up, wrapping an arm around Veronica’s waist.

     “Hello, sorry to interr- Y/n?” he asks shell-shocked at seeing his former best friend who the last time he had seen was when she confessed her love to him and left the day of his wedding.

     “Hello Reggie,” she says smiling tightly.

     “Ignore him Y/n, you were telling me, who are you with tonight?” Veronica asks. At the question, Y/n’s eyes widen and she checks her messages before typing out a quick reply to someone.

     “Ahh… I’m here with my fiance,” she smiles sheepishly.

     “Heartbreaker L/n settled down?!” Veronica asks excitedly and lightly hits Reggie’s bicep as if trying to get him to pay attention as well, but he was, and if anyone looked at him they would notice that this boy was uncomfortable at the thought of Y/n being married.

     “Who’s the lucky guy?” Reggie asks, a knot in his throat forming at all the possibilities. Was he nice, mean, an abuser, a drunk, a workaholic?

     “Well… You guys remember -” Y/n begins and shrieks as she feels a tiny person attach themselves to her right leg. She can hear Sweet Pea yelling out their daughters' name before sighing and pressing a kiss to the crown of Y/n’s head.

     “Sorry for the little monster’s attack, apparently Aunty Toni told her to hug attack Mom.” Sweet Pea says laughing as Y/n picks up Y/d/n.

Veronica squeals as she sees the small girl that looks exactly like Y/n.

     “She’s so precious! How old is she? How long have you two been together?!” Veronica asks cooing at Y/d/n while asking questions.

     “She’s about to turn 2 years old, and Y/n and I have been together for what… 3 and a half years?”

     “Wow, never thought I’d see you as a mother Y/n,” Reggie says. “Excuse me though I’m going to get a drink,” he mutters glancing at the family of 3 before pushing past them.

     “O...kay. Well, I’m going to go congratulate Betty and Jug once again. I’ll see you guys later right?” Veronica asks them, to which they nod and she wanders off.

     “That was… strange right?” Y/n asks, looking at Sweet Pea who nods, Y/d/n yawns and reaches out to Sweet Pea, who takes her smiling as if she were the world.

      “I’m going to put her to sleep. I’ll see you in a bit,” he says and kisses Y/n before taking off towards the elevator while humming a nursery rhyme to Y/d/n.

     “Y/n, I… what if I said I loved you?”

     “I would say it’s too late. You had a chance years ago, and now that I’m finally happy you want me back? You can’t fucking do that to me Mantle. I have a 1 almost 2-year-old daughter and a husband who I love.Who stuck with me through so much shit, through thick and thin. You have your wife, I’m not the same naive little girl who was in love with you 4 years ago. I created a new life, and I’m finally happy. So why are you telling me this now?!”  

     “I was an idiot, I thought I was in love with her. But I realize it’s been you this whole time. My whole life I’ve been in love with you! Your daughter should have been the one you would have had with me!”

     “If we had never met, it would have saved us some grief. Goodbye.”

     “You said I was your top one!”

     “4 years ago Reggie. He’s my top one.”

[enstaries]

Welcome back Tsukki!!! How were the exams? I hope everything went just fine! As for the request, uhhhhhhhhhh- maybe a ReiKao scenario with a crossdressing Rei? Idk

helloo!! tq for checking up, i actually did really well so i’m v happy ;w;; but i might get busy soon again gehe,, anyway here’s your scenario! with a twist maybe

 This is not Kaoru's first blind date, but it's definitely the first blind date in which his unit member masterminded.

  "There is nothing wrong with me organising a blind date for you, is there Kaoru-kun?" Rei had purred, amused by how he could fluster Kaoru with such a suggestion. "You did mention that you do not have any long-term partner presently... so what is the harm?"

  There is plenty of harm, Kaoru should have retorted, especially knowing the fact that Rei is probably going to set him up with a relative of his. Can you imagine him dating a Sakuma? Oh man, that'd be wild!

  Even though he thought that, he's not going to deny that Rei has set him with a pretty cute chick. She’s tucked away in a corner of the restaurant, all dolled up in what seems to be a rather flamboyantly gothic dress. "So, she's a Goth Loli, huh? Should have expected something like that from Sakuma-san..."

  Nevertheless, he slips into the seat opposite her, and flashes her a million-watt smile. "Oh man, am I late? I feel terrible for making a cute girl wait for me all alone like this."

  The girl giggles at his compliment - or perhaps, 'chuckles' would be a more apt word. Her dark lashes flutter like the wings of a butterfly as she brushes his apology away, telling him, "It's alright, Kaoru-kun - you didn't make me wait that long. Regardless, this is our first time meeting in person. I'm Sakuma Rika, Rei's cousin."

  Yup, he knew it - Rei just had to set him up with his cousin. Well, Kaoru'd be lying if he said that bothered him: Rei's cousin is smoking hot. With such angular features and silky smooth hair, she's almost the spitting image of a female Rei; it's almost as if they were the same person.

  "Yeah, I'm Hakaze Kaoru, just a guy in your cousin's unit," he says, throwing her a wink. "It's great to finally meet you outside my dreams, at least."

  Rika chuckles again. This time, her lips part, and there is a white gleam.  "Oh Kaoru-kun, you flatter me too much."

  "Not at all, not at all." But there's something on his mind, so he leans in a little, catching a whiff of her intoxicating perfume. "Hey, Rika-chan, are you supposed to be a vampire like your cousin and all?"

  A wicked smile splits Rika's face like a knife. "Ah, you're diving into a pretty sensitive topic rather quickly, aren't you Kaoru-kun? How naughty," she teases. "Well, it all depends on what you believe - so, would me being an actual vampire turn you on, or terrify you?"

  There's something numbing about her gaze, something that has him all hot and breathless. Kaoru searches for his answer.

  "...Both."

  Rika smiles a smile that's almost too familiar.

  "That's pleasing to hear."

 Dinner went smoothly, and then Kaoru offered to walk her back to the station.

  "Your house is in the opposite direction, is it not?" she murmurs, gaze tender. "To walk me to the station like this... you really are an excellent guy, Kaoru-kun."

  "Well, I can't leave a cute girl alone at night for all the big bad monsters to prey on!" Kaoru tells her, but pauses. "How did you know I lived in the opposite direction though? I didn't mention that earlier, did I?"

  The silence is a little too long.

  "...I believe Rei mentioned it. He has told me much of you."

  "Oh, I see."

  They reach the station, and in the chilling darkness, it's only the two of them. Kaoru kicks at the ground.

  "So, see you again I guess?" he says, hopeful.

  The corners of Rika's eyes crinkle. "I'd love to. I had a wonderful time with you."

  Then she leans towards him, her eyes fluttering shut. Kaoru didn't see it coming, but heck, he enjoyed the date, so why not? He leans in too, and their lips meet.

  Rika's smiling into the kiss, and Kaoru feels her press her body against his. It's cold and bony, and he holds her a little longer, lingering. Then he opens his eyes - and it's almost like he sees 'Rika' for the first time.

  Hold on a second, isn't the person he's kissing... actually Rei?

  "Mmf - S-S-Sakuma-san? Is that you?"

  Rei opens his eyes, blinking them a bit before they focus on Kaoru, and he laughs. "Oh my, that took you long enough, didn't it, Kaoru-kun?"

  "W-what do you mean?" he shrieks, rubbing away at his lips furiously. "Is this a set-up? Are you serious? You dressed up as a girl and changed your voice just to pull my leg?"

  "Oh, don't make it sound like that." Rei frowns. "I was serious. I did have a wonderful time on this date with you, Kaoru-kun. And believe me, I do hope we can have another one soon."

  Rei laughs again, sounding awfully pleased with himself, and gathers his long dress. "See you tomorrow in school, Kaoru-kun."

  He disappears into the station, leaving Kaoru to tell himself that he did not enjoy this date with Rei - at all.

[hungoveragain]

There’s no reason to dwell on me I don’t like either one of you and i dont think about Alex at all. I think about max sometimes because you have to be really fucking deluded to fake your own death and then lie about it and pretend you didn’t do it. Sarah AND hope told me you did it fam and I’m not stupid. You’ve always been a pathological liar and an attention whore. And Alex you’re just as bad for being friends with someone who did that and made you cry over them. I regret ever caring about either of you and I’m sorry that I did/pretended to. You’re not gonna hurt me by calling me a piece of shit thoygh. Maybe instead of using petty insults... uhhhhhHhhhH... talk about your feelings like an adult. Oh wait you’ve never been independent or acted like an adult in your life so uhhhhhh... anyways this is the end of what I have to say. I won’t check up on either of you so don’t worry about what I’m doing either. My opinion won’t change. I have every right to hate you and you have every right to hate me. I haven’t done the best job at pretending my positive feelings towards you guys were genuine. Alright peace. Try not to die again