#anyway the jiyan ramble yap analysis is long with lots of screenshots bc i am a lore nerd so buckle up bc i WILL get this

[baeshijima]

guys i swear im cooking with the jiyan analysis i just got distracted and yapped and then had a shower and started yapping again pls believe me

i also got a calcharo fic idea where ur like a herbalist and frequently venture out to gather herbs and flowers to study their medicinal properties, but are somehow a td magnet and would have been six feet under by now if calcharo didnt keep stumbling into u almost getting ambushed like every other day (that is a lie, u would have survived bc of sheer dumb luck). after so many run-ins he has somehow become ur bodyguard during ur errands, eventually finding u and ur herb rants very endearing. somehow.

(yes, u have made him a flower crown more than once and yes he does his best to preserve it and yes he keeps that photo u took of u both together with him at all times and no he does not like u and ur stupidly lovable herb rants while he tries to fight off the 9th td hoard of the last hour while u pick flowers.)

(tldr: calcharo is putting his life on the line in the background while u yap about medicine.)