#anyway thank u for reading!!! mwamwa

[hannie-dul-set]

omg hello fellow kabayan!

i just wanna say i really love can't handle this ♡ i like how you made ur characters here as well as the overall flow of the story (super nakakakilig), so i am kindly asking if there's a possibility for pt. 2? no pressure tho! ><

i also like your other nct works rin pala hehe so i am looking forward to ur future fics!

hello! tysm for reading aaaa but there won't be a pt. 2 for can't handle this BUT i do have some fics in line with similar jaemin characterizations 🤩

all that glitters is one. the preview has been out for a while and i'm sort of halfway through the story, but inspiration has fled elsewhere for the time being HHHHH.

currently word vomiting another jaemin fic where he's also a (morally questionable) piece of shit 🤩 actor jaem, tabloid journalist reader, vampire au, olgami inspired— that's all i can say for now but the title is jipuragi and yes, i lifted it from vincenzo. and no, this one isn't as hopeful as meaning of the law firm. quite the opposite really 🥰🥰

[shytastemakerthing]

hii!! U seem so cool- but anyway,, could i get a twisted wonderland match up? My grammar kinda sucks and my auto corrects off so😭

I would like for it to be more romantic, if thats ok! Also pls dont match me up with any of the 1st years since i would honestly just adopt them in twst😭

Sooo im an enfp 7w6, scorpio, green flag.. Yeahhh

But other than that,, (about to write a whole essay abt my personality) what abt my personality?

Soo im honestly kindaa uhm,, goldfish-like; i have a crap memory. and whenever in a serious situation, one where you need to stay on guard, i instantly calm down after someone cracks a joke and forget abt the whole situation.. So bcuz of that i get called "the goldfish of (gc name)" 🥲

But im really motherly and caring! I always take care of my loved ones like a nurse, so pretty much- im my friends personal nurse AND doctor (as someone who startes studying abt medical stuff when i was like 10,, young, ik) i also take care of stray animals whenever i get the chance. feeding them, taking care of their wounds, whatever! Im a good balance of childish and mature, though i fall more on the childish side! I honestly give out 'sad, wet cat' vibes at first, since i mostly spend time alone, sulking abt being alone, reading in the library alone.. but im the total opposite! Honestly kinda weird but in a good way? Super kind, and generous, and sympathetic, i always consider other peoples feelings first ofc! Honestly kind of a people pleaser🥲 softhearted person with anger issues huhu.. Also keyword 'with anger issues' because i can and will beat someone up who did one simple thing to make me mad, even if theyre like 6'2 IDGAF FIGHT ME IM 5'10 ITS NOT MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE🙄🙄 veryvery energetic or the opposite, depends. havent slept for like 2 weeks straight😇

Now I'll just say the exact words my friends said when i asked them what they thought of me-

"funny, cute, and she lavs astronomy ahhajaja" "ure the friend whos effortlessly funny but gay /j but srsly youre the friend whos funny but super girlboss whenever there are fights and uses emojis every sentence they send" "the fish i ate for dinner" "cute nmn, and fun too, but annoying sometimes😒" "youre literally just like your father but as a girl,, stubborn, charming, ignorant, brave.. And you even have the same facial feaures." "Soft girl vibes" "VOODOO DOLL SELLER IKAW"

And for my hobbies.. I have a lot tbh LEMME JUST-

Astronomy; stargazing.. IT GIVES ME SO MUCH PEACE OMG

Exploring; going to abandoned and apparently 'haunted' places brings me so much joy somehow

Dancing; practicing ballet but my friends drag me to learn the choreo of a kpop song😭

Singing; opera😻

Sports; BADMINTON, BASKETBALL, SOCCER, VOLLEYBALSLSMSJKAHSKXVJSDJ LOBVE THIS

Gaming; tbh i rarely do it anymore😭

Collecting; plushies, seashells, etc..

Art; SCULPTING, DIGITAL, TRADITIONAL, MUSIC, ETC. I CAN DO IT ALL OMGG

Thats all i think😔 I dont wanna waste ur time so thank you huhuu BYEE HAVE A GREAT YEAR MWAMWA

-lav hoshii

Hello and thank you for your request! Honestly I had a lot of fun reading over this and I believe I have just the guy for you so here we go!

I match you with.......

Floyd Leech

🦐 You two bounce off of each other so freaking much that it is insane. At this point, you're the most interesting person in his life and he isn't planning on letting you go ANY time soon and that's a fact.

🦐 Floyd is someone who butts heads with a lot of people, and I mean, a LOT of people. He's not one to shy away from a fight, even in those ones where he is clearly out numbered. It's more fun for him. But what he really loves is how you patch him up after each and every one. Sure, you badger him about all of these fights, but it's only because you care about him, and as you place a kiss to each wrap and bandaid, he can only hopelessly grin at you...... he is smitten.

🦐 Your memory isn't the best, and while Floyd seems like the aloof type, he is actually very smart, very perceptive, and has an excellent memory. He will remember anything you can't and it greatly comes in handy when needed.

🦐 Being with Floyd, also means you will be seeing a lot of Jade. Sorry, they're a two for one package deal (Azul's words). And while his twin was highly skeptical of you at first (when is he not skeptical of someone?), just seeing you with Floyd, and all the shenanigans you both get up too and how you always take care of him, you're basically family now at this point.

🦐 He is in the basketball club! Which is perfect for you! You love basketball and you two have player 1v1 quite a lot. Just be careful, because he can and WILL get competitive. Also, if you wear his jersey to his games, he has this derpy smile the entire time and will be showing off just for you. He turns into an absolute beast on the court. You're now the good luck charm of the NRC basketball team and Ace and Jamil always make sure you're there.

🦐 He finds out early on in the relationship about your habit of collecting sea shells. Now, because of him that collection has expanded a great amount. Look, you're dating a merman, he can and will be going under the water to gather the best and biggest shells thay he can find for your ccollection. But your personal favorite is a little cream colored chipped clam shell. He brought that one back after finding it randomly on a walk and it is now the most cherished one in the collection.

🦐 The way your mood fluctuates matches how his does, and while it annoyed him at first (like, is this how Jade and Azul feel when his does that?), he was able to quickly find out what can set you off or change your mood and is able to quickly adjust accordingly. Though he will admit that you look pretty hot when you get angry and tackle someone twice your size.

🦐 He would absolutely love to go exploring with you. It can be boring, it can be dangerous, so much could happen that you just don't know and that's what makes it exciting! If you ever get bored of looking at the supposedly haunted houses, he'll happily supply a breathing potion and he can show you some really cool shipwrecks!

🦐 Overall, a relationship with the reckless eel with legs is nothing short of an adventure. You know you'll never be bored, he loves how considerate you are with him and how you take care of him. And Azul and Jade are beyond thankful that you can actually get him to focus on his work, only if you're there, though 😅

[hannie-dul-set]

Hey I'm literally obsessed with your works and I have request. It's about an arranged Marriage with a mafia boss (ricky obv) where after feeling sick you went to your monthly check up and found out you were pregnant, you where happy but kinda scared to tell ricky but eventually you muster up the courage to tell him. Thanks for reading this I love your stories.

hey!! i usually don't answer request asks (esp. if i'm not explicitly asking for any, i.e. for blurb games) but the sole reason i'm replying to this is to make a little notice for people looking into sending in requests for blurb games or whatever else i have going on in the future!!!!

topics on pregnancy and having kids are big no no's for me to write 😔😔 #childhater LOL NO it just gives me the ick + makes me very very uncomfortable for some reason HAHAHAH so if u wanna send in a prompt for me in future, pls avoid these kids of topics 😔 thank yew ���� (when she has a ghostfucker wip but draws a line on motherhood......yeehaw).

also, i'd like to mention once more than unless i'm explicitly opening blurbs requests or what have you, i'll very likely ignore request asks because, well, i'm not taking requests HAHAHAHAH. anyway, glad u like my works anon but i am not writing this. thank u!

EDIT: in addition, also tend to ignore very detailed requests for blurbs because i prefer working with vaguer prompts. they give me more freedom (and if u send me a paragraph or two detailing ur req.....might as well just write it urself buddy) so if u sent in this kind of ask and i haven't answered it. this is why HAHAHAHAHA.

to the rest of the people who sent in short prompts but i still haven't answered, the reasons may be 1) i alr started working on it but it's still stuck in gdocs hell 😭😭 2) i don't feel the idea/don't have any ideas for it, so i'm not writing it (unless i get an idea eventually) that's all. going back to studying now mwamwa.