#anyway ill keep pretending im a man i just hope i can do a woman voice successfully and then just go from there

[nat-alianovnaromanova]

this poem reminded me of bucky barnes (i just got into marvel comics like a few months ago lmao). particularly wrt nat. and of course the dog coding of both of them is very interesting to me also. dog as in a tool dog as in a loyal servant dog as in devoid of identity except for their place as a cog in the machine. what do you think?

ohhhhh i love u for this. hm yes obviously this is more bucky than nat but sidebar it has echos of younger nat in the red room/when she first starts out as black widow. i dont think she is as pathetically beaten down as ws bucky bc she’s never had her autonomy & personhood completely stripped away like him so she is not a tool like he is. like yes she’s had her memories altered and tampered with but essentially she could always think for herself and so she could always pick up and go. but when she was younger not really she just wanted to be a good little spy, ergo the dog, until she escapes the kgb and becomes the fugitive dog never to be chained again. however

the winter soldier is literally a nameless dog on a leash. they kick him when he whines. he sits and waits and speaks when he is spoken to and rolls over when he is told to. and it is all insanely brutal and violent but it is all he knows so he thinks ah well this is how the world works!!!! i am either going to be thoroughly violated or completely ignored!!! and so i must be Good and Obedient. good cog in machine. good soldier. and again its literally all he knows. and when i say knows i mean … idk how to explain it but essentially he’s cognitively impaired as the soldier: brainwashing + drugs + cryostasis have obviously done a number on him! and when he’s only let out for hours at a time before being shut back in—which means he can barely begin to comprehend his surroundings let alone figure out a way to approach them—he behaves very mechanically. very doglike in that he obeys cues (ie sit shake roll etc). so over time he is conditioned to only behave in the ways his superiors like (follow this man. kill this woman. mission report. stand over there and don’t speak. or actually no come here us have fun with the good little soldier) bc it gets him the desired reaction: no reaction! to him no reaction = he’s been good and loyal. so bucky is chained. no control whatsoever. and it's learned behavior. when nat happens he's very ill-equipped to deal with her bc she wants him to speak and she doesn't give a shit about his being good and loyal. which is ironic because she is the only time bucky ever WANTS to be good and loyal to another person!! so here he needs to learn different behavioral patterns to earn the 'no reaction' which in nat's case IS reaction. sorry i feel like im explaining this wrong + ive veered off the dog topic. going back to that - the last part of the poem about the dog learning to love is VERY bucky during and after his time as the winter soldier. because he is essentially learning love from nat he thinks love is like. a smile. and he has no idea how to get it so he whatever he tries that works is the thing he relies on - and he does it again again again in the hopes that it will earn him love. he's like when you feed a stray once bc you felt bad and he keeps coming back even though you try to kick him away. so with the black widow he's like. when a dog brings you a dead bird and expects to be praised for it bc he knows no better. and anyway character thesis for the winter soldier is that he's treated more like an animal than a person. he is an attack god foaming at the mouth. someones sharpened his teeth for him but all the biting and snapping is his own. no one gives a shit about his identity or his wellbeing beyond serving his purpose which is to be a good loyal soldier. ergo dog. during recovery bucky becomes soooo pathetic about wanting to be good and loyal. essentially he curls up at the foot of nat/steves bed and waits for one of them to pet him. but also he pretends he doesn't want to be pet so that neither of them can see the extent to which he is desperate for it.

ALSO obviously there is love as biting. like digging into the flesh is an act of affection. where the black widow and the winter soldier think that love is like. hey i killed someone for u! here's the severed head :) circling back to the dog with the bird in its maw. circling back to trying to learn kindness and coming back for the hope of it even after they've been let down (by one another or the red room/hydra or wtv). they get one (1) mildly affectionate gesture and it drives them crazy forever.

anyway in conclusion bucky and nat are specifically dog coded in different ways. nat is more rabid. she is the kind of dog who bites first and back. she bites for fun! (otherwise she risks being bit and she is much too wary to let that happen.) bucky only bites back and that is out of fear. they are both always scared & poised to attack. bucky only knows to wait for scraps. nat digs in the trash for her own. bucky and the winter soldier are also dog coded in different ways. bucky is more of the pathetic one sitting in the foyer while the ws is the one who barks and bites and gives u rabies until one good kick turns him into a curled up whiny puppy. hope this helps!

[beaniebitch69]

i am a woman, which is a fancy way to say gay,

and that comes with certain... expectations? no, thats not the right word... it comes with certain-Ideas! ideas of who i am and what im about. with no room to, uhhhhh i-uh think i lost my point?

my point was about just being seen as a man in a dress and how horrible thinking of myself like that felt. about how if i did like "take the leap" so to speak, i fear that thats all i would ever be to ppl. and let me tell u living like that would kill me in a way that i havent been killed yet, and it would be disastrous.

if i tried drag its too gaudy, too showy for me to actually Do Myself. like its not a show or an act its just Me, its not a gay dude dressing up as a woman, its a gay dude whos an actual woman if that makes any sense? im a man, whos a woman, who isnt a woman but ideally looks and sounds like one and who ppl think is a woman and who Is a woman and isnt a man.

thankfully i know my (immediate) family would be fine but id prefer to never tell them ever (except maybe my brother) bc theyll be supportive but i know theyd be criticizing and judging me in their heads and id rather die than see that look in their eyes, or when they share a glance while they think im not looking.

plus what would ppl at work say!? like ok my crush (the one ive been talking to 😳🥰😳😳) is trans but idk if anyone Knows that he is and idk if ppl treat him weirdly (and i cant just ask him to start analyzing every interaction he has with our coworkers like i do bc thats weird and offputting and unhealthy and honestly a little crazy).

plus i dont even have enough girl clothes or know where/how to get E or how to pass (tho i am doing some voice exercises i found passed around cus thats my biggest worry) correctly and i still identify with the label of gay dude but man i want to be a woman, like outside of the "being as attractive and garnering as much of the male gaze as possible so pls objectify me ;)" desire, i still wanna be perceived as a girl bc thatd be fun and cute of me and i could be myself... i wouldnt need to pretend just to talk to others. i mean i know i would still have to pretend but its like, less pretending, like instead of multiplying a 37 to my 8 to make 296 i just have to add 288 to 8 and can make 296 way easier. or at least it comes more naturally, even if the end result is the same.

idk whats come over me i was fine b4 but now i really Really REALLY want this... and i know it wont fix like, Any of my problems, and will rlly just make my life a Lot more complicated bc ill always still truly be a boy whos a girl and never rlly just a girl whos a girl but i still want to, u know?

[icecreamkink]

watched all of the untamed / cql in two weeks after my friend 1 told me abt mdzs a hundred years ago and my friends 2 and 3 tried to get me into cql for like two whole years and there are.

feelings.

very first scene is a very dramatic death in the middle of nightmare battle on sith planet land . i will forget abt it in the next tenish episodes and then will be very surprised when it becomes Extremely Painful

anyway magic flying gays and possession and human sacrifice! we are off to a great start

in retrospect, chaos goblin wei wuxian must have had a blast pretending to be so cRaZy and be as disruptive as he could as mo xuanyu lbr

listen. why is fire always evil coded. cant a magic clan wear red, black and orange and have flame motif while being wholesome?

For Legal Reasons These Are Not Zombies

i wish the politics of the sect were a bit clearer, especially at the beggining when the wen clan had sm power, was wen ruohan the chief cultivator? is that why they were so slow in responding to the attacks? im v confused by the pre yiling patriarch politics

fighting in the roof by the moonlight as way of flirtiiiiiiing. as i understand this is a wuxia/xianxia trope and honestly...... thank u for ur service

slight bullying and being a nuisance in general, as a way of flirting we love to see it

wwx: if i drink on the rooftop, thats not inside the cloud recesses! hmmm check and mate :D lwj: i will fuck u up so help me god   wwx: :0

i lov them

through hell or high water (quite literally) wei wuxian rem ains a trashfire gremlin till the end and i love him with my whole heart

in the pt subs wei wuxian calls jiang cheng a stubborn duck and i dearly wish that had come back

my opinions on almost every character goes from love to hate u - Hmm Me Like U - BABY. ILY. and i am Very Pleased w that. its been a while since i loved such a complete cast so much i think

no really. i WONT go into a detailed rant abt what i love about each of these characters and each of their relationships to each other. but i COULD. 

some lan disciples in the loudest whisper ever: YEAH THATS THE JIN BASTARD MENG YAO HEARD THE GOT SUPER HUMILIATED BY HIS DAD LOL SURE HOPE HE DOESNT TAKE SLIGHTS TO HIS CHARACTER TO HEART

lan xichen, immediately: i must Love him 

being into problematic ppl is in the Lan genetics, we come to realize

wen qing deserves so many awards for so many things but not snapping and just stabbing wen chao is at the top 

that scene at lan qirens class where wwx talks about using resentful energy to fight a violent spirit. exquisite.

 It establishes Good Student lan wangji, wei wuxian as curious and questioning and not afraid of taboo,  lwj sees that wwx is not, in fact, a dumb ass hes just a Dumbass,  shows us the audience (esp. a western audience) how shocking the idea of disrupting the dead/dying and controlling resentful energy actually is,  the theoretical foreshadow arguing, everyone else like ‘shUT UP’,  “and how could you ensure that the resentful energy would obey you and not hurt other?” “well i havent thought that far” and of course, lan qiren just straight up lobbing a hard object at wwx head,. chefs kiss

fellas is it gay to bother the hot rule obessessed nerd from ur school and make drawings of him with flowers in his hair and then hide gay porn in his book to antagonize him and ask him to hold ur hand and be ur friend and talk to him all the time and get him drunk and give him bunnies bc you know he likes them and give him a lantern and always want his attention and dedicate yourself to getting him to smile-

and after all of that wwx rly said oh i Admire him, aksd like yeah we all were there in high school buddy

i have Learned. caves = gay.

 accidental marriage +beint physically tied together with the sacred married ribbon+ gay panic+foreshadowing+bunnies! in the cave (1)

the story abt lan yi and baoshan sanren tho. i would like to see it

early days wen bros pull my heart strings like a guqin 

EVERYTHING about the lantern scene; disaster hets jiang yanli and jin zixuan; how wwx made lwj a bunny lantern. how soft and touched lwj was. wwx gleefully pointing out he was smiling and lwj IMMEDIATELY PULLING HIW SWORD ON HIM LMAO. tragically foreshadowy promises to do right by pepople, living without regrets. lwjs 'oh no do i love him??' face. just. all of it. 

i have it on good acc that in the novel lwj is explicitly Repressed Gay Panicked Big Horny which is delightful and rly Adds to the performance

 baby lwj is really just conceal dont feel dont let them know u have EMOTIONS (derogatory)

jiang cheng rly went "why dont.u go play with HIM if u like him so much"

jc and wwx have big BIG annoying sibling energy dont think too hard abt it or youll cry

lotus pier is soo pretty :((((((((((((((((

up until episode 13 you could think this could be a magical ancient chinese gays pride n prejudice w swords and shenanigans ................youre just not prepared for the game of thrones of it all

seriously ha ha ha i cried so much w this show my eyes genuinely swelled up . like. physically. fun timez fun timez

that being said, its hilarious that wen xu goes to cloud recesses like 'come out or ill kill all these hostages' and then DOESNT WAIT FOR AN ASWER AND KILLS THEM ALL IMMEDIATELY. do u know how blackmail works sir

 would like to make it recorded that from day one i was like 'CALL A GODDAMN CULTIVATION G20 THIS ASSHOLE SECT IS LITERALLY MASSACRING YALL!!' and it took them like 3 or 4 massacres to do anything and they STILL sent their heirs into their territory  LIKE

when wwx cites the gusu lan rules to wen chao tho. that rebel/attention whore/cutie pie 'look lan zhan i DID memorize the rules after all' ‘also a big fuck you to the wen sect :D :D’ sweet spot that scene achieves . delicious

all the cultivator young masters being petty af even though they are practically prisoners at the cave is hilarious and i love them

hurt and comfort + gay mistunderstandings + watsonian gay declaration music + accidental evil acquisition! at the cave (2)

its like where do i start? the fact theyre both trapped and kind of heavily injured inside an isolated cave with a murder turtle? wwx gay panicking lwj into coughing up bad blood? lwj being jealous as wwx babbles abt mianmian? telling him he shouldnt play with people and wwx saying he never played him? wwx going Oh. I See what is happening. YOU like mianmian, and lwj absolute done face ??? (iconic) wwx touching the sacred married ribbon Again? the telepathic communication? the sword? WEI WUXIAN ASKING LAN WANGJI TO SING TO HIM AS HE IS PASSING OUT AND LWJ SINGING HIM. THE SONG. HE WROTE. FOR WWX. AND THAT HE CALLED. THEIR SHIP NAME????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

they are SO insufferable pleeeeease

in the words of my friend 1 : “CQL is so gay we were all amazed how it got past the censors Ofc unfortunately it can't be novel level gay But they did their best And we love them for it”

in the theme of songs THIS OST. WUJI HAS BEEN LIVING IN MY MIND RENT FREE SINCE I FIRST HEARD IT the whole ost is so so sO beautiful.

 the costuming in this is also soooo exquisite. the embroidery? the fabrics? the details? how every sect and clan has a distinct style and architecture? (also ik they based each off of dif periods in chinese history which is REALLY fucking cool) just chefs kiss

the direction too!. i enjoy the unusual camera movements and i think they give it that Vibe, also their composition is PARTICULARLY good when it comes to telling the subtext through position of camera/position of character (like nhs off to the side in scenes he at first glance doesnt need to be/ how lwj is often centered when hes Jealous Yearning at wwx being affectionate w other ppl, wwx return from burial mounds etc)

ik madam yu is like Badass Milf Check and shes not getting any mom of the year awards but im delighted at how messy she is. IMAGINE that woman on tiktok

you better have enjoyed gay cave (2) bc its Just Pain from here on out! 

jiang fengmian and madame yu win the Most Dramatic Way to show they do care about each other, actually ..... ever :)

i thought jiang yanli jiang cheng and wei wuxian forcing themselves to escape yunmeng barely holding on after their parents are killed was going to be the height of pain in this show. ha. 

the family dynamics in general on this showwwww, both blood/ adopted/ found families, brotherly bonds and lifelong friendships just. rly. truly. fucked me up. theyre all so important and complicated and well rounded and beautiful and tragic

and beyond being a Win For the Gays im so glad the relationships w wwx and jiang yanli/ wen qing were NOT changed from platonic bc they are so much better like that imo. like maybe if we didnt Live In A Society it wouldnt be so, but the fact wwx and others can love and value them so much and theres nothing romantic or sexual abt it is like. so refreshing. especially @ jyl, with the way he and jc are overprotective of her and shes such a nurturing/care taker figure for them, it would just not vibe as well if they made it romantic

i love that this is a story abt Wei Wuxian, the Yiling Patriarch aka Actual Satan/Boogey Man/Village With/Public Enemy Number One , my dude is literally a necromancer who only dresses in black and has evil smokey black tendrils wafting out of him, but the really edgy one is still jiang cheng, pastel purple fashion icon

and speaking of best/worst siblings wei wuxian and jiang cheng *immediately starts crying* 

The Golden Core Transfer i just. no thots only tears 

wen qing and wen ning putting themselves in so much danger just.... to help them. wn saving jc from wen chao. wq finding a way to get wwx to transfer his core. like thinking about the monumental work these two did to help wwx and jyl and jc... jyl trying so fucking hard to be strong and keep on moving and giver her little brothers comfort after losing everything... jiang cheng. losing his parents and his home and his ability to do anything abt it and his complete desperation and lack of self worth and turning on them with agression  when he didnt realize all that they did for him ... hhhhhhhhhhhhh

me, pointing at the whole cast “i just LOVE them mom!!!”

its sad tho, that BARELY ANY of the women have like.... actual important conversations let alone relationships with each other at all in the story. and like wq and jyl have stayed at the same place for extended periods of time, where wq actively took care of her TWICE,  and still! not one measly convo, nothing! ................ .𝓌ₕᵧ

everyone in this show need a good sip of Self Worth and Stop Sacrificing Yourself juice 

ngl the sword flying looks very dumb 

“a-cheng, please bring a-xian back.” “i will, i promise.” ;-;

the whole calling each other by the More Intimate Version of the name, first as teasing and later as true intimacy. mmmhmmm yes

untamed where everythings the same but wwx evil flute song is eoeo

related that scene when wwx comes back from the burial mounds for the first time w demonic cultivation and he acts all formal and calls lwj hanguang-jun and keeps being evasive and distant and mean and soooooo................. facetious 

and how hes kind of desperately trying to keep intense lwj at bay (A FIRST) and avoiding actually talking to either of them and its all tension ughhh and then he MOCKS his and lwjs relationship, he jokes w him in this like... mean echo of their usual ~banter~ oof 

 and like!!! uncertain but so relieved jc who just HUGS him w no reservations for once and its not like he isnt just as worried as lwj abt wwx and what hes doing, but he chooses in that moment to enjoy getting him back first and mmhmMMMmMm yes (maybe my favorite scene in the whole show? MAYBE SO. ) 

highkey hurt me but also. i might be into mean wwx. i will take no criticism.

lan zhans sad eyes tho :((((((((( 

on one hand i wish we could have seen what happened at the burial mounds but on the other the timeskip adds so much flair to his return so im hnnn

also i love that hes been missing for 3 months reappears kinda melancholic and bloodthirsty and knowing malign tricks and jc is like 'so. are u sad bc of lan wangji'

when ur bae survived the war but he thinks ur evil/ might be evil so you cant kiss :///

hmmm talking at the rooftop under the moonlight not mentioning everything that stands between usssss

they are the two jades of lan and we’ll be the two heroes of yunmeng is the type of line u dont even need to know whats gonna happen to know thats gonna be sad

when they fight wen ruoshan at the nightless city i thought that was the battle we see at the first ep and its not and its so easy and theyre all like ‘yayy we won go wwx!’ i was just. SCREAMS WHAT is gonna HAPPEN

so like. post burial mounds/sunshot campaign pre yiling patriarch wwx is like. ultra arrogant, ultra mocking, peak lil shit and it gave me e v e r y t h i n g i wanted

even tho having the wen prisoners at the targets at phoenix mountain and still having wwx and jzx shooting the arrows was???? so.... tone deaf 

wwx: fucking w demonic energy   jyl: he has never done anything wrong in his life, ever <3 <3 (mood)

the parallels between meng yao/wei wuxian (and even xue yang a bit?) are Seen and they are Valid

wwx post burial mounds: can yall SHUT UP abt the goddamn sword (suibian left the chat)

LIKE truly, we talk abt the angst and yearning with wangxian. but what abt wwx and suibian. xianbian / xianqing angst and comfort 100k

take a shot everytime someone coughs up blood

zidian is simply the coolest spiritual weapon rip to suibian and chenqing and bichen and sendou and baixa........ but tis the truth 

cons: everyones families died in a nightmare war! everyones homes burned to the ground! everyone is traumatized! pros: everyone gets cooler clothes and weapons!!

wen ning and a-yuan and yanli bestest babes squad dont touch me rn

everyone: brooding and fighting                                                                wq and jyl: why dont you try some acupunture/drinking some soup and calm down huh? how abt that bitch?? 

showing the battle/massacre at the nightless city first was genius actually bc then everytime we have a cute scene w yunmeng bros and theyre like 'we'll be together forever! uwu' youre like oh. oh no. oh no no no. 

justice vs lawfulness vs means and ends 👁

jc: stay in the right path and practice the art of the sword                        wx: yeah thats not gonna happen chief

my reaction to wwx renouncing to the sect politics to help the wens was just that elmo burning gif in succession

the dramatic rain. wen qing desperately calling out to wen ning. the ghosts/puppets killing the guards. how terrifying wn actually was while wwx was controlling him :( lwj goeing after him to try and stop him and then he just; he Sees him and understands him even if he cant actually do anything about it other than let them go. 

“there must be somewhere in this earth we can go to :(((((((((”

"IF I HAVE TO FIGHT THEM, I'D RATHER IT BE YOU. DYING BY YOUR HANDS WOULD AT LEAST BE WORTH IT." oh my god oh my god oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddd

also lwjs umbrella is white w black smoke.. .  . nice

yiling patriarch / demonic farming burial mounds settlement is like one of my favorite concepts. they an "EVIL" FARMING COMMUNITY LED BY THE VILLAGE WITCH COME ON

they planted TURNIPS and LOTUS FLOWERS and ONE (1) baby and made lanterns and a common hall :(((((((

wen qing and wei wuxian, baddest bitches and genius science best friends i absolutely LOVED to see it. they rly went ‘is anyone gonna sibling/project partner that’ and didnt wait for an answer

both wwx and jyl getting lotus ponds at the burial mounds and in lanling bc they miss lotus pier ;;;;;;;w

;;;;; wish jyl had actually gone into the burial mounds. we were robbed of jyl and wq meeting again and jyl meeting a-yuan and seeing the settlement and the homes and all ;w; at least jc did go, stab wounds and broken arms and all

wwx like... having thrown his whole life away to help the wens (yeah the sect leaders and jin guangshan in particular wanting his stygian tiger amulet was an Element but still) and not.... necessarily regretting it, but grappling with all of the consequences of it... becoming moody and drepressed at times, missing his family and lotus pier and his friends and probably simply missing being around people and causing trouble, extrovert that he is, lashing out at the wens and at a-yuan, just in general the whole messiness of that experience

the way the resentful energy does affect his temperament is rly nice bc its not too in your face,(i mean outside of the Shaky Hands of Rage) but like he clearly has a much lesser control on his anger and impulsivity (tall order) than both before bm and after hes ressurected

on that note A-YUAN BABIEST BABY BOY BEST BOY

lan zhan being like oh hey there wei ying fancy meeting u and our son here. just passing by u know how it is hmmmmMm and then PLOT TWIST having defied orders to go see him and being punished for it. oof;;

 they habent seen each other in like? a year? and now theyre tgt 10 seconds and are already parenting a child together

also lwj rly kneels down in the snow way too much to be healthy

wwx: calm down guyssss i wont lose control of demonic cultivation omgggg  .   spoiler alert: he loses control of demonic cultivation

did u enjoy cute children? good bc now the Real Pain Begins

jiang yanli and jin zixuan rly out there APROPRIATING both disaster gays AND bury ur gays huh ;w;

i KNEW jin lings birthday was gonna fuck something up but the GASP that left my body when wwx lost control of wn and killed jin zixuan .. . . 

im sorry and thank you aaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaAAAAA 

when wen ning and wen qing were telling wwx their plan i was saying NO NO NO NO NO NO out loud in despair 

also can we talk abt how wq is definetely talking about only the both of them surrending themselves but then? everyone else just surrenders w them? IT MAKES NO SENSE LIKE WHY WOULD THEY what would be the Point

 sometimes there are some pretty gaping jumps in logic and continuity that are just like                     ?          ?

wwx: oh so when you try to murder me its justified but when i survive through dark magic and murder all of you its a "war crime"

unsurprisingly, his most feral, most spiraling moment talking to the sect leaders on the roof and attacking them and even fighting lan zhan is among my favorite scenes... its like, so painful to watch but also   so       thrilling   (and maybe my wen bbs dying arose some resentful energy in me what can i say) 

and its JUST, all they ever wanted was to do good but then... war. and trauma. and hubris. 

jiang cheng on the ground clearly thorn between what to do and feel is a Mood, lets just say

i was already crying when jyl showed up, but if i wasnt-

 i suffered SO MUCH through this series trying to figure out WHY jc would kill wwx. and when i understood. its somehow not as bad as i thought and also MUCH MUCH WORSE

a look into my group chat during the last flashback episodes:

SO ANYWAY. after the BLOOD BATH and RIPPING YOUR HEART OUT and FEEDING IT TO YOU  the untamed goes ‘ayy back to the present!! tu du dud ud du’ 

literally it ends a quarter into an episode and then KEEPS GOING i had to pause and stare blankly at the ceiling for an hour

babie cultivators and detective soulmates . i do need some cute after All of That 

(not that the pain is over LOL)

lwj is significantly less emotionally repressed in the present and its delightful. hes just ALL IN with wwx. and not just in the ‘i would and have killed various men and risked my reputation for you’ but also ‘ur tired here have a drink i brought it up cause i know u like it and it want you to be happy, always’

“when everyone praised me and wanted my power, you were the only one that challenged me. now that everyone hates me and wants me dead, youre the only one that stands by my side.” hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnn 

and just filling in the blanks how lan zhan searched for him. for all of those 16 years he searched for him and was punished for it and raised a-yuan, the only survivor of the burial mounds settlement, as his own in gusu......

and jiang cheng.  being the tough love uncle . having raised the yunmeng jiang clan from the rubble all alone, his whole family dead, some of it on the blame of his own brother, his siblings, his closest friends gone.......and only jin ling there needing his guidance. 

THE PARALLEL BETWEEN JIN LING BEING A LIFELINE FOR JIANG CHENG AND A-YUAN FOR LAN WANGJI AFTER THE BATTLE AT THE NIGHTLESS CITY  

great now i made myself sad

and like . the fact! that lwj and jc dislike each other!!. jc projects blame onto him for wwx both “leaving” him and indirectly causing their families deaths and when hes so consumed by it he makes wwx an enemy, lwj is there now? trying to protect him?? and lwj, who can never understand the pain that wwx , indirectly or not put jc through, but who was right there when jc tried to kill him and will never allow him to hurt wwx again. and how they like. in a way project blame of their tragedies onto each other while dealing with some type of survivor guilt and in their own way still loving wwx through it all???  amd in way its kind of fundamentally selfish but also tragically understandable? and like when u put it against the fact that after he disappears during the sunshot campaign they were looking for him together and fought together??

JUST. THE CHARACTERS. AND THE RELATIONSHIPS IN THIS. MAN. UGH. GOD. 

and like i think thats what makes it so good? its such a sad and painful and violent story, edgy even, but its compelling bc at the center of it there are all of these relationships and different types of love and hope and. :( i love it

enough crying lets talk abt wwx sleeping at the jingshi with lwj and wearing his under garment for a minute 🙏

 jin ling just has that Was Raised by JC energy tho lmao i love him

babie cultivator squad is the perfect ammount of cute and comedic relief while still bearing the weight? of the narrative in a way, both from sizhui and jin lings existences, and also. like. how do i put this. they feel hopeful? they were born after a war, they came of age at a time of relative peace, they dont hold on so closely to the resentments of their parents/father figures, they are specifically shown as more accepting and open minded. and its like.... Hope for the future  

one of the ?? things  i love the most is the fact that the main cast are often in situations where theyre hunted/running but they like. never wear disguises... just going around in their gorgeous expensive clan clothes and hair ornaments and distinctive spiritual weapons.... maybe w a straw hat on, just for kicks

wwx teacher 🥺🥺🥺

so this is why its called Yi City Misery huh

a-qing is such. an icon. im so sad. my girl even knew to leave xys dumb self rotting by the road but no one listens to her thats why theyre all dead or sad 

her and xue yang measuring each other up was so entertaining lmao

 its the funniest thing when hes like. HERES MY SAD STORY. FOR WHY IM A SADISTIC MURDERER. I BROKE MY HAND ONCE. 

like ok someone broke his hand in a horrible way, and like Poverty, i get it but also like.......... that lost the brunt of a proper sob story like, 50 sadistic murders ago bby

and i love that xingchen does not entertain that for a second hes like ‘not ?????? good enough???’ and the best thing is he wasnt even like 'u hadto be the bigger person' or sth but ' well then break that dudes hand back, rip his arm off for i care, what do the rest of us have to do w anything???” 

anjo sensato :(

xue yang is like..... the sexy sadistic evil version of a himbo..... a meanbo...

the fucked upness of xy’s feelings for xxc/ xxc and sl feelings for each other... like my dude literally gave his bf HIS EYES. and xy getting so attached to xxc .... the fucked up fake domesticity.... having him hurt sl..... then desperately trying to bring him back ...................... oof

song lan........... literally had his eyes AND tongue removed, his bfs eyes put in place, was almost killed, turned into a puppet by his bf unknowingly, manipulated by xy, sees his bf killing himself in despair.... and STILL finds the strenght to get up from there, and keep on traveling and helping people and attempting to fix xxcs soul.......... like, my man. damn. 

wangxian looking at songxiao and seeing an Actually more painful parallel for themselves. ft. that Color Coding. 

THE A-YUAN/SIZHUI REVEAL PUNCHED ME IN THE HEART but in a good way for a change

should have know that he would be the Best Boy the cute one w all the braincells

the butterfly AND the bunny lantern. i see how it is

u know is very convenient that no one can see the stark black veins on wen nings neck, ever 

BAT WEN NING 

wns face when lwj comes into wwx room like ‘:0 omg did u two finally get your shit together? good for you master wei good for u’ 

(they didnt) (yet)

DISASTER DRUNK LWJ. JUST. THRUST SOME CHICKENS TO SHOW UR RESSURECTED BAE THAT U LOVE THEM.

i have absolutely no idea WHY they gave lwj the same punishment for fighting his own sect/allies to protect the burial mounds as when they got drunk on cloud recess class days.... like? its such a ... emotional continuity error again

also is lwj gonna get an actual friend besides wwx , ever

mianmian marrying and having a family and a cute life after saying FUCK U AND UR SYSTEM TOO in a much less unhinged and dramatic way than wwx......... fills me w joy

also lol the idea that like. her husband not knowing that shes friends w satan/the boogey man/the village witch is hilarious

i love nie mingjue bc hes the resident Though Guy but also the most dramatic bitch in this show and thats Saying Something

jin ling cant have one uneventful relative can he

the fact that everyone present already knew “mo xuanyu” was wwx at the stairs is so funny, their faces are like ‘oh............ wow. that. sure is a development. shock” 

in the tradition of extremely loud whispers wwx tells lwj with twelve guards standing like one meter away from them: HEY PSH LAN ZHAN PRETEND IM FORCING YOU TO STAY W ME DO IT

oh my god oh my god

the absolute Yearning on his face when he leaves wwx and a-yuan at the burial mounds and refuses to stay for dinner was already Enough but the fact?? they brought it back?? to this declaration of love?? their expressions??????? strike me dead right now just go ahead

lFor Legal Reasons We Cant Kiss but we will have a very sappy declaration of love and trust and look at each other in way that is the actualization of 💞💘💗💖💓💘💞💗💖💘💗💖💕💞

also icb all the sect leaders and guards are standing there watching them say they like like each other with a dozen swords pointing at their neck

i enjoyed the depiction of the fickle public perception and how easily it can be used to scapegoat people. when the sect leaders turn on jgy and wwx knows thats its more for convenience than anything else...

poor lxc is literally like 'oh so when YOUR problematic boyfriend gets called evil its a misunderstanding but when its MY problematic bf-'

ok like i cant get over nmj let jgy play a song that messed with his temperament at all, like maN u KNEW he might be shady wth

wwx: “hey dont say anything bad abt lan zhan hes not an arrogant dick, thats just his face. 

ME ON THE OTHER HAND"

the cultivators as wwx is poking holes in their narrative is literally *nazaré meme*

"wei wuxian-!" "what did i break your leg, too?" not to be problematic but i laughed so hard

not as hard as "you dont have the rank to talk to me " tho

i Enjoy that, over the course of story, wwx sees that... theres nothing truly to Do, but move on. he saw how his arrogance and his mistakes hurt others, and hes trying to fix what he can, but he already did die for his mistakes and there are things he cant fix and that's. just how it is. even towards jgy, the narrative doesn't go gleefully and completely with "lets make THEM pay bc theyre the big bad" bc its not that simple, and it wouldn't lead anywhere but more pain...

re him and jiang cheng and the wens and kinda. isnt that what nhs did? scheming to displace jgy out of revenge more than any justice and doing so in the most painful way?

idk if that actually makes sense im truly just babbling

i thought the scene at the lotus pond would be CUTE but the context was PAIN again

jiang cheng finding out about his golden core and his conflict with wwx at the guanyin temple .... destroyed me but in a nice way kinda.... same way it destroys him look at his face oh god

and. the fact??? he sacrificed himself for wwx?? first?? and he'll probably never tell anyone much less wwx???? keeps me up at night

i havent decided if the neckbreak transition between jgy does sth super Evil or does he he does OR Does He yes he does O R does heeeee is sth i dislike or not

jin guangyao and wei wuxians most interesting parallel is that... theyve both seen 'hmm hey this system is fucked up' and wwx went 'so fuck it all i will renounce it and challenge it' and jgy went 'so fuck it i will use all of it to my advantage and manipulate it to my goals and whims'

the fact jgys mom was actually great and he loved her and his whole issue w it was more than simply being ashamed of being a bastard kinda got me ngl

never trust a dude with a fan.

nhs and jgy: the first rule to a convoluted and decades spanning violent revenge plot is to have fun and be yourself! 

when a-yuan finally FINALLY remembers ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; wen ning has someone in his family back and a-yuan has someone to talk abt his wen family and wwx has him back bc he survived and lwj raised him anD HES THEIR SON. THEYRE MARRIED AND HAVE A SON. UGH.

and theyre allowed to heal. everyone is allowed to try and recover and be happy

netflix put all of the 3 endings on top of each other and it looks kinda weird actually BUT I DONT EVEN MIND :’’’’’’’’’)

the gasp that left me when lwj says ‘wei ying’ and wwx turns.........

there was also a screen with ‘thank you mxtx for creating these characters, we hope their wishes come true’ and i might. have cried then too. maybe. 

that was . a ride. as is proven by this behemot of a ramble clearly i just really needed and Outlet. i am currently trying to convince dumb monkey brain to not consume the other medias of mdzs immediately bc i REALLY need to like. live. a life. and take care of real responsibilities.  *longest oh boi ever*

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new girl 1 (spencer reid fic)

hi babies. so excited for this new fic. thanks for reading <3 

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word count: 5.1k 

warnings: smutty smut smut

AN: you can tell pretty easily that im totally projecting what i want my life to be like onto the reader, which i have a tendency to do. anyway here's some smut, and a little introduction to the story, which im super excited for. if ONE PERSON sends me an ask saying they want another chapter ill post it. 

I was the youngest partner at my firm to pass the bar exam at the ripe age of 20 years old. My friends all made fun of me, as back then I wasn’t old enough to go out to celebrate passing the bar.

Working for Henley & Associates was a blessing I loved. Being a criminal defense lawyer was amazing. Defending criminals sounds awful, but Henley & Associates did a massive amount of pro bono work, which is what drew me to the firm. Yes, I had to represent some awful people that were clearly guilty, but I also got to represent people who needed me, who were innocent and needed an amazing defense lawyer in their corner (one they couldn’t afford). But after years with the firm, I was beginning to get tired.

It started when I was 22 and first joined the firm. As a bright newcomer, I was given easy cases others didn’t want. I didn’t care, I was just ecstatic to be working in a world-renounced firm, and getting to do pro bono cases. Getting to help people made up for the times I had to defend people I didn’t think deserved to be defended. The rich ones. The Jeffrey Epsteins and OJs of the world.

And then, after a few years, right when I made partner, things changed. I got the cases that no one wanted. The worst, and richest, criminals. I was told it was because I was the best, that they requested me, but quickly I got tired. I was no longer doing pro bono cases; I was stuck defending awful people who I felt deserved to be in jail.

So at the age of 25, I secretly completed two doctorates, one in psychology, one in criminology, and by the time I was 27, I was ready to leave Henley and Associates.

Erin Strauss was a bitch if I ever met one, but I had tremendous respect for the woman. After just one interview she told me she would be more than happy to explore placing me on any team I wanted.

And I knew exactly which one I wanted: the BAU.

***

“But what if she doesn’t like us??” Penelope whined as she sat on Derek’s desk.

“Baby girl stop freaking out. Hotch says if she’s a bad fit, she doesn’t have to stay.”

“I don’t know about that.” JJ said joining the conversation in the bullpen.

“What do you mean?” Spencer asked.

“They refuse to tell anyone her name, but apparently she’s kind of a big deal. Strauss offered her a position in any department she wanted, and she wants us.” JJ replied.

“So you mean even if she’s horrible and awful and terrible she’s gonna stay on the team?”

“Penelope, she isn’t going to be any of those things.” Derek replied.

“Who is this lady if Strauss is literally giving her free reign over the FBI?” Emily asked.

“I have no idea, like I said, they’ve kept things extremely confidential. Rossi let it slip that all the interviews took place at night in undisclosed locations so her current employers wouldn’t find out she was leaving.” JJ said.

“What, is she some sort of celebrity?” Pen asked.

“What kind of celebrity becomes an FBI profiler?” Spencer asked.

“God, I wish I had something, a description, a name.” Penelope said. “I hate not knowing things, especially about my team.”

“I believe you mean my team, Garcia.” Hotch said as he walked into the bullpen. “Conference room, we’ve got to wrap up the Baltimore strangler case before we leave for the weekend.”

***

“Ok, it’s my big night I am NOT letting myself be privy to this kind of behavior!” I said with a laugh. It was my big night, and me and my closest friends were out at our favorite bar celebrating. It was a Friday night, so it was busy and the smell of alcohol and sweat filled the air.

“You are completely going to let yourself be privy to this behavior.” Jenna said with a push on my shoulder. Our favorite waitress came over with some shots “on the house” she said, thanks to my new job.

Yes, we were in our mid-20s, but that didn’t mean we didn’t still act like kids sometimes.

“Oh my LORD, do you see him?” Isabelle asked. I turned my attention to the door, where a group of people were walking in. The one at the front of the group was tall and bald, with chocolate skin and a dazzling smile.

“Dibs.” Katie said immediately.

“Hey!” I exclaimed. “If anyone should get dibs on the hottest guy in this bar, it’s me.” “I’ll made you a deal.” Katie said with a mischievous smirk. I knew what that look meant, and I hated it.

“Alright, what’s the deal.” I asked.

“You manage to get the moody nerd he’s with to smile, and I’ll give you my dibs.”

“What moody nerd?” I asked. I was too focused on the gorgeous man we originally saw to notice the rest of his group, which I now scanned. He was accompanied by three attractive women and another man. Actually, man may not be the right word.

“Oh my god, Katie, he doesn’t even look old enough to be in this bar!” I said.

“To be fair, neither do you.” Jenna said with a smirk. She was right, I did look much younger than I am. “C’mon, Y/N/N, he’s such a cutie. You could totally boss him around.” My friends all laughed at Jenna’s quip.

“Okay, deal. I gotta wait for my opportunity, though.” I said. We resumed our drinking and laughing at our high table, but I kept my eyes on the other group across the room. None of them seemed to be aware of the world around them, they were having just as much fun as everyone else in the bar.

Except the moody nerd. He looked like I felt when I was the only woman at the gym: scared, uncomfortable, defensive, and out of my element. How the HELL am I supposed to make this weirdo smile? Finally, after who knows how long (drinking really changes time, doesn’t it?) I saw my opportunity. The tall nerd stood up from the table and starting collecting empty glasses, clearly about to go to the bar for a refill.

“Brb-“ I said suddenly and walked briskly to the bar, hoping to beat him there. We arrived at the same time, and I purposefully stood at the opposite side of the bar so if he looked across he would see me.  

“Y/N, gorgeous, what can I get you?” Hank asked with a charming grin.

“You already know, Hank.” I said and returned the smile. “And whatever the tall guy over there is having.” I replied.

“The one with the curly hair?” I nodded, and Hank replied with a chuckle. “He’s not normally the type of guy you pick up…”

“I’m aware. In order to steal dibs from Katie on the gorgeous man he came with, first I have to make that weirdo smile.” Hank just laughed and shook his head as he walked away to get the drinks.

He brought me mine and I began to move the straw around in a circle. I was aware of everything happening around me, but I pretended to be engrossed in my drink. I felt a man come up behind me and I silently thanked God. This was exactly what I needed.

“Hey sexy, how are you doing tonight?” The man slurred. I turned to him and smiled, leaning in and portraying positive body language that indicated that I was interested in this new suitor. I could feel the other man’s eyes on me, no doubt Hank had just given him the drink I paid for and pointed me out.

Only for this frat man to come up and speak to me. Once I knew the cute nerd was watching me, I changed my body language. This new guy was clearly a retired frat boy who was way too drunk to make any sense. He started to move closer and I didn’t have to pretend I was uncomfortable.

Hank came over and accidentally spilled on the guy, causing him to get angry and huff away. I thanked him, going back to my drink when I felt a new presence beside me.

“Uhm…” The person said and cleared their voice. “Th-thank you for the drink, I really appreciate it.” I looked up at him and smiled.

From afar, he does seem to be a bit of a moody, skinny nerd. But up close, I couldn’t deny how attractive he was. He was at least 6’ tall, and at 5’4” I was immediately turned on by his slightly dominating presence. He was well dressed, had a jawline that could cut me, and hair messy but in a purposeful way. It was curly and framed his face and I felt myself imagine running my fingers through it.

Maybe I had too much to drink.

“I’m Y/N,” I said and smiled.

“Spencer.” He replied with a nod.

“Do you like to dance, Spencer?” I asked. I think I already knew the answer.

“Uhm, actually, I’m not all that--“ I laughed, cutting him off.

“I guess I should’ve phrased that differently.” I said. “Dance with me, Spencer.” I pulled him onto the dance floor and could tell he was mortified. I took his hands in mine and placed them on my hips and I started to move back and forth in time to the music. I saw him look at his feet, but pretty soon he was loosening up and moving more easily.

“So, uhm, what do you do?” He asked, trying to keep the conversation going despite the loud music. I moved my body closer to him, pressing myself against him and leaning up to whisper in his ear, a trick I know turned on nearly every guy on the planet.

“You don’t care what I do, and I don’t care what you do. In fact, I don’t even want to know your last name.” He froze and stopped moving, but I moved my hand to the back of his neck, getting more leverage.

“You wanna know what I do know, Spencer?” I saw him gulp and nod and I moved closer so he could still feel my hot breath on his neck.

“I know that you’ve been trying to hide the fact that I turn you on. I know that the second I pulled you onto this dance floor you noticed I wasn’t wearing panties. And I know the second I walk out of this bar, you’re gonna follow me, and we’re gonna have an unforgettable night.” I pulled away and looked at the stunned look on his face.

I grinned and turned around, walking back to my table, leaving him standing alone on the dance floor, surrounded by sweaty, writhing bodies.

“You can keep your dibs, Katie.” I said when I got back to my table. My friends laughed and whooped as I grabbed my phone and wallet and walked to the door. “See you guys tomorrow!”

***

Spencer quickly dodged and weaved his way through the crowd.

“Uhm, Morgan, can I talk to you?” He asked quickly. Morgan realized something was wrong and stood up as Spencer pulled him to the side. “A beautiful woman asked me to go home with her.” He said. Derek just laughed, realizing that nothing was actually wrong with Spencer.

“Alright, good for you kid!” He said and punched Spencer on the shoulder.

“I think I’m gonna go with her.” Reid responded.

“Good!” Morgan said. Spencer saw Y/N pass their table and was relieved that Garcia, Emily, and JJ didn’t notice her.

“There she goes now.” Spencer said and watched as Y/N approached the door. Derek turned, but was only able to see her hips sway as she walked.

“Damn.” He said. “If her front is at hot as her back, I’ll fight you for her.” He said with a laugh. Spencer just looked terrified. “Reid, I’m kidding. Go get her!”  

***

I began to walk down the DC street when I heard footsteps jog to catch up to me. I knew I must’ve been drunker than I realized, as it was hard to walk in a straight line and I wasn’t cold in the October breeze.

Spencer fell into step and walked next to me.

“I live right up here,” I said, pointing to the apartment building on the corner. It truly was a blessing living a block away from such a great bar. He nodded, and I could tell he was nervous as he kept fidgeting.

We approached my building and it wasn’t long before I was unlocking the door and tossing my keys on the counter.

“Alexa, weekend night lights on please.” Immediately the LED lights that were strung around my apartment turned on, on a low, soft orange color. “Make yourself at home.” I said and walked into the kitchen to grab a bottle of wine and two glasses.

I came back to the living room to find Spencer squatting/kneeling next to my record player, picking an old Al Green album and putting it on.

“Good choice,” I replied as I poured the wine. He came over and I handed him a glass. Without my heels, our height difference was even more noticeable.

“Drink up,” I said with a wink. “You are much more sober than I am, and clearly that needs to change.”

“Is that so?” Spencer replied as he took a sip. “And why are you trying to get me drunk?”

“Alcohol raises the levels of GABA, which is a chemical neurotransmitter in our brain. It’s obvious I make you nervous, the more you drink, the more your blood pressure and heart rate come down and dopamine levels go up, physically making you less nervous.” I said.

My eyes widened the second I realized I had just had what my friends referred to as an “Y/N moment”.

“Sorry, I just… Can we forget I didn’t just ruin the mood with some stupid science facts.” I said, my hands shaking a bit. I was used to guys being intimidated by my intelligence, and this guy was cute. I didn’t wanna lose what could be a great night.

Immediately the dynamic between us changed. I was used to being the dominant one, but now that I was embarrassed, I no longer had the upper hand. My rambling seemed to cause a change in Spencer. He seemed to stand up straighter, his hands weren’t shaking, and his jawline was hard and sexy.

“So tell me this then.” Spencer said and took a step closer, lowering the distance between us. “Since you’re drinking too, should I assume that I make you nervous as well?”

This man was completely different than the one I had met in the bar. His voice was lowered and raspy, his eyes staring into mine, not bothering to break eye contact. I was shocked at the difference. Already turned on by him before, this change just made things even hotter.

“Uhm…” I said, putting down my wine glass to avoid looking at or answering him.

He took my chin in his hands, forcing my head up to look at him. “I do make you nervous, don’t I, Y/N?” He asked in that low, sexy voice.

“Uhm-“ “Uhm isn’t an answer.” He said forcefully. “What do you want?” He asked.

“I…”

“Y/N, look at me.” He said, moving his body as close as he could without pressing it against me and putting his large hands on the side of my waist.

He leaned down to whisper in my ear, “What do you want?” I looked up at him, eyes wide.

“You.” I breathed out, barely a whisper. That was all it took. Spencer quickly moved his hands from my waist to behind my thighs, picking me up and slamming my back against the wall. He connected our lips, moving in a quick dance. I felt like I was inhaling him, his scent, the way his mouth tasted, the way his hands moved on my body.

He moved to kiss my neck, sucking and biting and making his way toward my chest as I gasped. “Bedroom,” I said. “Please.” Pleading was apparently a turn on for Spencer, as he continued to pick me up, holding my body against him as he found his way into the bedroom.

He tossed me onto the bed, and I grabbed the remote for the LED lights, turning them onto a dark red. Spencer climbed on top of me, connecting our lips once more. He started to push my dress up and I could tell immediately what he wanted. I tried to pull his shirt off, but couldn’t focus enough to get it off. I whimpered and my head fell back as he ran a hand from my knee up my thigh, stopping right before he got where I wanted him.

“Please,” I breathed, tugged on his shirt. He got up from on top of me to kneel and pulled his shirt off in one quick, sexy motion. He pulled my dress up further over my head and I was acutely aware of the fact that I was completely naked and Spencer was staring at my body.

“Holy fuck,” he said under his breath, staring at me like a starving man stares at a delicious meal. I wanted him to ravish me, and I could tell that’s exactly what he wanted.

“Spencer,” I whined as his hands started to move slowly up and down my thighs. “Please,” I begged. His eyes were dark, and we didn’t break eye contact as he shifted positions so his face was right in front of my dripping pussy. I could feel his hot breath and I squirmed, grabbing at any part of him I could reach, trying to get him to touch me in any way.

“Someone’s eager,” he said. He finally broke eye contact, now staring at my pussy. He moved closer and slowly put his tongue on me, moving slowly up and down my slit, barely touching me. It was enough for me to whine again, and close my eyes instinctively.

I grabbed his hair, trying to pull his face closer to me. I squirmed, but he continued to tease me, barely letting his tongue touch me.

“Please Spencer please,” I begged and pulled his hair harder. He kept his tongue barely touching me, but grabbed my wrists with his strong hands. He placed them on the bed beside me, allowing me to grab onto the sheets beneath us.

He spread my legs and knees so I was fully exposed to him. He was no longer teasing me with his tongue, but staring at my pussy again.

“If you move your hands or your legs, I’m gonna stop and start over. Understood?” He said. I nodded.

“I can’t hear you.” He said.

“Yes, I understand.” I breathed out. He gave me a smirk and didn’t break eye contact as he connected his tongue with my throbbing pussy. Immediately I moaned and couldn’t help but move one of my hands, grabbing out for him.

He pulled away. I whimpered once again.

“What did I tell you?” Spencer growled and put my hand back. “Don’t. Move.” He went back to eating me out, starting slow and focusing on swirling and sucking on my clit. I started breathing heavily, in total bliss. Never did I expect this man to have such an amazing tongue. He started to go faster and my legs started to snap shut.

Spencer stopped again, fixed my legs, and started from the beginning, slowly licking my pussy. I squirmed and bucked my hips, doing anything I could to get more connection from him on me.

He continued this pattern, edging me with just his tongue, starting over every time I moved too much.

“Please, Spencer, please.” I said. “More.” I felt him grin against my pussy.

“What was that?” he asked, pulling away slightly.

“More, Spencer, I need more, please.” He continued to eat me out, faster and faster, my head falling back onto the pillow. I got closer and closer to the edge when I felt him slowly insert one long finger into me, sliding it slowly in and out as he continued to eat me out. I gasped and couldn’t help but reach out for him.

“Uh uh uh,” he said and shook his head. “Do you like being a bad girl? Do you like being teased?” He asked. He was no longer eating me out, but I felt his finger slowly curl inside me, eliciting a moan from my mouth.

“Please Spencer,” I said quietly. “I’m so close to the edge, please, can I please cum?” He gave me another devilish grin. He slid another finger into me, which I guess was his answer.

His tongue was still swirling on my clit as his two fingers began to curl inside me. I tried to keep my legs and arms where he wanted them, but I could feel my entire body shaking from the orgasm I was about to have.

Right as I was about to tumble over the edge, I gasped as Spencer pulled out his fingers and backed his face away. I whimpered once again.

“Baby,” I said and pulled him up to me so I could kiss him. “That’s not fair.” I whined with a smirk.

He was still wearing his pants, and I could see his erection pushing again the fabric. “You like teasing me?” I asked and kissed his neck. He groaned in response, turning me on even more.

“I could’ve made you cum ten times by now,” he growled in my ear.

“Then why didn’t you?” I asked between kisses down his jawline.

“I think you already know the answer.” He said with a smirk, his brown curls falling into his face.

“Spencer,” I whispered in his ear. “Flip us over.”

Spencer obviously didn’t need to be told twice. Immediately his arms were around me and flipped us over so he was on his back and I was lying on top of him.

I knelt on the bed and drunkenly fumbled with the belt buckle on his pants. I could feel his chest shake with quiet laughter as I struggled with his belt.

“You’re not as dominant as you pretend you are,” Spencer commented and grabbed my hands and pulled me up to kiss him. I ran my hands down his chest back to the pants that were now gone. I pulled off his boxers, revealed an erection I was not expecting.

Spencer was hung.

He saw my eyes widen and I felt him chuckle again.

“See something you like?” He asked me. I slowly squinted at him, a playful smirk on my lips.

“Maybe…” I said. I grabbed his dick in one hand, wiping the precum down his shaft and putting just the tip in my mouth. I began to swirl my tongue, not moving my hands.

“Fuck, Y/N,” Spencer said and started to pull my hair. I whimpered and started to suck harder, my hand and mouth moving on their own.

I’ve given head plenty of times before, but watching Spencer’s naked frame get so much pleasure from something I was doing… He looked like a Greek statue, so chiseled and pristine, but powerful. Powerful was not what I thought when I first met him.

I continued to stare at him every chance I got, sucking and moving my tongue trying to find what brought him the most pleasure. A string of cusses left his mouth and his grip on my hair tightened.

“Fuck, Y/N, I’m gonna cum,” he said. I slowed down my movements, eventually ending the way I started, sucking and swirling on the tip, teasing him the way he teased me.

“Did you… Did you just edge me?” Spencer asked, his eyes staring into mine. I smirked, my eyes glinting as I winked at him.

“You pushed me to the edge nearly seven times. I felt like I needed to return the favor.” “Get over here,” he said and sat up, pulling me on him so I was straddling him. “Ride me, baby girl.” I began to kiss his neck as his teased me by rubbing his cock up and down my folds. I bit his neck right as he put his dick all the way in, bucking up his hips to meet me. I gasped, moaning in pleasure.

“Oh fuck Spence,” I said, not even realizing I had called him by a nickname. He played with my nipples in his fingers as he kissed me, my hands looped around his neck to give me leverage as I moved up and down.

Because of the edging, it didn’t take long for us to reach the edge, thankfully together.

“FUCK, Spencer, right there, please, please,” I said as his dick repeatedly hit my g-spot, making me cum. My juices dripped down his cock as he continued to slam into me. My entire body was shaking with pleasure as Spencer fucked me through my orgasm, his occurring almost immediately after as my pussy tightened around him from my orgasm.

He continued to thrust slowly as we came down, eventually collapsing beside one another, out of breath and tingling from the massive orgasms.

It was just a few minutes when I got up from my bed. I wasn’t ashamed of being naked. I found Spencer’s clothes on the floor and tossed them to him. He was sitting on my bed naked, leaning against the headboard with his hands interlaced behind his head, his muscles flexing ever so slightly and accidentally.

I wanted to ride him again, but I knew it was late and I had to be up early on Saturdays.

“I’m going in the shower.” I said curtly, not bothering to look at him as I walked to the bathroom. When I got to the doorway, I turned back to look at him.

“When I get out, you better be gone. Don’t leave any personal contact info, I’ll burn it. Oh, and there are cameras hidden all over the apartment so don’t even try to rob me.” I shut the bathroom door, loud enough to make a point, but not a slam.

***

What kind of person has cameras all over her apartment? Spencer asked himself.

As he pulled on his clothes, he looked around at the bedroom, taking into stock the different possessions, still ever the profiler, even intoxicated. He was finding it hard to focus, he normally barely drank, but somehow this bubbling, impulsive, beautiful girl had not only managed to get him drunk, she managed to get him into bed, which was a massively impressive feat.

Spencer heard the shower turning off, muttered ‘shit’ under his breath and began to walk to the door, making sure he had his wallet, keys, and phone.

The second he got outside, he called an uber (as the metro was no longer operating it was so late). Once he got in the car, he dialed up Derek, knowing that he was probably just finished with a similar night, aka his regular Friday routine.

“Morgan,” Reid said, still out of breath.

“Woah kid, what’d you do, run a marathon?” “Morgan, this girl… She’s amazing.” “Amazing? Damn you really haven’t gotten laid in a while.”

“No, Derek, I’m serious.” Spencer said. “She had a worn out copy of ‘Brave New World’ on her bedside table—”

“Reid, talk slower.” Derek said. “You’re still drunk and I can’t understand you.”

“Sorry,” Spencer said.

“So when are you seeing her again?” Derek asked.

“I’m not.” “You’re NOT?” Derek said, raising his voice.

“She didn’t want to. She didn’t tell me her last name, her age, what she did for a living. All I got was a first name.” “Which is?” Derek asked.

“I kinda wanna keep it a secret. Tonight was amazing and… I don’t want to tamper with the memory by sharing all the details. Does that even make sense?” Spencer asked. Derek laughed, confirming he understood.

“Reid, you’re a profiler. You were in this girls apartment, and in this girl, for hours.” Spencer coughed when he heard the ‘inside this girl’ quip, but Derek just continued. “You must’ve seen something that could help you find her.” “I kinda don’t want to.”

“Why not?”

“Tonight, she just seemed like… The perfect woman. I know that sounds stupid but that’s how it felt. Maybe it’s just me not getting laid in a while, like you said.” “Well, good job on your first one night stand, pretty boy!” “Hey!” Spencer said. “How’d you know it was my first one night stand?” “I’m a profiler, too, kid. I’m going to bed, see you Monday.”

“See you.” Spencer said and hung up the phone right as the uber pulled in front of his apartment building.

He took off his clothes once more, collapsing on his bed in just his boxers. It was rare that the team got a full weekend off, and Spencer wanted to take advantage of it.

He spent all of Saturday in bed, reading, using his eidetic memory of Friday night’s events as he pleasured himself. His thoughts came back to the girl over and over, the way her body felt, her soft skin, the way her hair tickled him as she kissed his neck.

And when he had finished, his memory brought up other tiny details he didn’t think he remembered. Spencer’s unconscious mind had managed to soak up more information than he thought, and he spent Saturday night dreaming not only of the girl’s body, but of everything else he learned about her as well.

Every time he closed his eyes he saw her smiling face from the bar, the first time she smiled at him.

Sunday morning Spencer was sober enough to put together more details. He remembered the bottle of wine they drank, and remembered the movies in her cabinet. One French filmed piqued his interest as he was hurriedly leaving, it was a movie he hadn’t seen before.

He rented it, spending a lazy Sunday alone on his couch, snacking and watching every movie from her shelf that he hadn’t seen.

***

Monday morning came too fast for the team. They had a whole weekend off, of course they took full advantage of it, walking into the conference room like zombies holding coffee.

“She’s coming today,” Garcia said, reminding everyone. Of course they already remembered.

“Baby girl, relax, I’m sure she’s great.” Derek responded, holding her hand comfortingly.

“Look alive, people,” Hotch said as he walked in the room. “We’ve got our new member joining us today, JJ, what’ve we got?” JJ began to explain the new case, and immediately thoughts of the new girl left the minds of the team. Until there was a curt knock on the door.

“Come in,” Hotch said. Strauss opened the door, stepping inside.

“BAU,” Strauss said. “Meet your new member, Y/N Y/L/N.”

[obfuscatedcarisi]

All the times Sonny Could have kissed you but didn’t (and the one time he did)

Part 5 is here. I am so sorry this took so long. I’m week 3 at my new job and it’s been a real ride. My boss got into an accident on my first day and has been off work ever since and so I have had to hit the groud sprinting with no training I am barely alive rn.

Anyway. I hope you like this one - let me know what you think! Also shoutout to Kindergarten Cop!

Part 5 / ?

You walked into what felt like the 37th library of the day in search of someone who might recognize your perp. He'd been tearing out carefully selected pages from a library copy of The Divine Comedy and leaving them with his victims once he'd finished with them.

“The more a thing is perfect, the more it feels pleasure and pain.”

It was truly heinous.

So here you were, doing your absolute best to politely interrogate the sweet librarian with Carisi by your side. You were fed up, your patience wearing thin. You knew the fatigue was showing all over your face.

You huffed and turned away, pretending to inspect the surroundings and trying to squash the panic rising in your chest. You needed to catch a break. This felt like you were wasting valuable time but it was the only lead you had. Looking around, you saw nothing out of the ordinary; dark wooden tables marred by years of stains and scratches, metal chairs upholstered in burgundy burlap. Did it match the green carpet tiles? Of course not, but you didn’t suppose that was a consideration. There was a group of children, kindergartners you supposed, sat on the carpet in the kid’s corner and….seemingly unsupervised….

As one of them came running over, Carisi touched your elbow and turned you to face him.

“What was that?” You asked, straining a smile at the woman behind the desk.

“I said I can ask my supervisor, she remembers everyone and everything that passes through here.”

“I’ll come with you, Y/L/N you can wait here. Besides,  Carisi nodded behind you, a glint in his eye. “I think you’ve made a friend.”

You looked around and the small child was grinning at you with a big gap toothed smile.

“Hi” you said, crouching down to meet them on their level.

“Hi” the child beamed “ Are you going to read us a story?” It was more of a plea than a question.

“Uhh, isn’t there someone else here who does that?” you looked around for someone who could looked like they might be already employed to do that kind of thing.

“They said they had to step out for a second. That was ages ago!”

So, probably just a few seconds, you thought. You pulled your most dramatic shocked face “Ages! Well. In that case, what are we reading?”

Despite your mood, you were not an asshole, and would not take your frustrations out on anyone, especially not children. You followed the child over to the group and was promptly handed a large, square, hardback, picture book.

The Birds and The Bees

Oh boy. This was surely inappropriate. And way, way above your pay grade.

“Ummmm. I’m not sure this is -”

You looked around and saw Carisi coming towards you. Disappointed. That was way too quick to be positive.

“Hey -” His voice was urgent. He was cut off.

“Where do babies come from?” A little voice piped up from the back. You’d never seen Carisi look so stunned. His mouth hung open.

“Uhhhhh”

He’d been reduced to only blinking. You bit down on your lip to keep from laughing.

“My dad’s a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.” another voice added.

Wow. Things were getting real over here. “Well. That’s. Um.” Carisi began, gesturing haphazardly with his hands.

“Our mom says our Dad’s a real sex machine.” A pair of identical twins decided to add to the discussion.

You choked on your own spit and doubled over. Tears springing to the corners of your eyes.

“Hey you OK” Sonny’s voice broke through the choking. This was Sonny checking on you, not just Carisi. One hand came to the small of you back, the other cupping your cheek, concern written over his face.

“I’m good” you laughed, not holding back anymore.

“Are you boyfriend and girlfriend?” Another child teased.

Sonny didn’t look away. He was still checking you over. His eyes met yours, finally, he let himself go and gave you the biggest, brightest smile you’d ever seen on him.

“Well...We’re...uhhhh” He searched your face, looking for the right answer.

“Are you two going to kiss?!” a disgusted voice rang out “Yuck!” they screeched.

“KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!”

He let out a nervous laugh but actually dipped his head down.

“Detective! That's him over there!” The librarian shouted out, pointing towards the doorway.

“Fuck!” You yelled as you both tore away from each other and sprinted in the direction of the man who was making a beeline for anywhere-but-here-and-now.

You couldn't tell if the gasps were because you were YELLING in a library, because you CURSED in front of kindergartners or because of the thrill of a live police chase. Sadly, you couldn't stick around to find out.

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Carly

Ali: oi walsh Ali: wanna go to a party where the guestlist is undesirable Ali: not in the cool way Ali: but the drinks will be aplenty Carly: u had me @ party but keep talking Ali: obviously you love when I chat you up Ali: family function but they ain't gonna force smalltalk on you w the booze, like so no fear Carly: love wen ur offering 2 take me away Carly: compliments are a beautiful bonus Carly: ur hot bro gonna b there?? Ali: easy Ali: take you somewhere better than wherever he is after if you play your cards right Ali: and someone isn't too OD'd on beer and BBQ by tonight to organise a decent shindig Carly: yea lads r sooo easy Carly: its boring Carly: showing my cards we should get some 💊 & fly through it Ali: 👌 Ali: sadly my mother refuses to address her issues so no stocked medicine cabinet here to raid Ali: I'll ask about Carly: ha Carly: mine don't Carly: I've got this Carly: show your love later Ali: 🙌 Ali: gimme her number Ali: put in the groundwork now like the overachiever I am Carly: [does give her number out] Carly: k but you love me more Ali: obviously Ali: love of my life Ali: gotta rep my manners with your ma though Carly: said as ur slipping ur 💍 off & giving some other bitch the 👀 Carly: how my da works Ali: hmm Ali: better leave her alone then Ali: don't need to repeat her mistakes Carly: if 1 person did the cabinet wouldn't be full for us Carly: let's keep one 'rent 💔 at a time Ali: smart Ali: that's why you're my bae Carly: its cos I kno how to juggle 💘 Carly: & other body parts ofc Ali: 😂 Ali: and a decent trip, hopefully 🤞 Ali: your mum's got a mixture, yeah or do I need to bring tissues Ali: or 🥊 Ali: what's the #mood Carly: whatever you want it to be baby Carly: shes got docs wrapped around her finger Carly: hers anyway Carly: mine's a woman & she refuses to flirt w her own gender Ali: k am a bit in love with her now Ali: soz Ali: clearly send her in, she'll change her tune and your prescription Carly: other than my da who isnt Carly: taught me everything I kno Carly: leave her a message she'll hit you back if you pretend to be hot lad Ali: 💔 that Carly: same I could have two mas Carly: more clothes & drugs to steal Ali: idk, my missus might reckon your da's a style icon Carly: ha Carly: she coming? Ali: nah Ali: you wanna see actual flirting w a middle-aged woman, like, she's your woman Ali: I can't Carly: on her bday she'll propose a 3way w ur ma Carly: been there Ali: 🤢 Ali: that's vile Ali: her diehard need to be more chivalrous than any man should work in my favour for once, like Carly: k Carly: tell me I'm wrong wen she's 1 year older & you ain't had to nah that Ali: bold of you to assume we won't be happily married by then, babe Ali: it ain't til feb Ali: hint hint buy me something Carly: ur married to me Carly: so you gotta say no Carly: & i kno ur a typical aquarius Carly: but I said hers you weren't listening such a hubby mood Ali: wish I could be the man you want and say I don't remember when it is Ali: but I think I do so Ali: 💔 fucking estrogen and empathy strikes again Ali: ultimate cockblock Carly: im not wrapping myself in a ribbon for her so idc when it is Ali: gutted for her Ali: when's yours then Carly: I'm a gemini girl Carly: guess Ali: ah fuck Ali: gonna have to kick it belated Ali: just means I have to go harder so enjoy Ali: hmm Ali: gonna go for 21st Carly: 😢 Carly: nope Ali: damn Ali: just wishful thinking I'd only just missed it, tbh Ali: it's June though, not May Ali: I'm positive Carly: yea Ali: I'll ask our mans Ali: shake him down for all that knowledge I'm sure he's hiding Carly: try it Carly: be funny Carly: how wrong he is Ali: counting on it Ali: how else am I stealing his girl Carly: im not his Carly: already yours Ali: 'course Ali: you seen him much since partygate Carly: just waved him out before you hit me w your invite Carly: y i said yea so fast Ali: I get it Ali: making him leave was always harder than it had any right being Ali: least he didn't invite himself Carly: he makes himself comfortable if I am or not Carly: revolving door on this caravan too so Ali: having 'nam flashbacks Ali: yikes Ali: let's not waste any more time talking 'bout exes tonight Ali: or currents Carly: did your ma let him in on her way out too or does she only like the girls ur w? Carly: aw you don't wanna talk Carly: let me apply gloss hold on Ali: safe to assume he's not coming 'cos of multiple people Ali: not just Lene Ali: 🍓 if you got it, babe Carly: & she's not coming cos of multiple ppl not just ur ma Carly: you not a 🍒 girl hm Carly: interesting Ali: she's not coming 'cos I ain't asked her Ali: awkward if my mother has taken the initiative but help the party go with a swing, I guess Ali: nah, you're a 🍓 girl Ali: too sweet for 🍒 Carly: cos you asked me i kno 😍 so cute Carly: aw you want me to taste how i naturally do Carly: even cuter Ali: be more fun Ali: invite her to my next protest or something more fitting Ali: nothing personal Carly: hey i can be loud Carly: do it all the time Ali: aw you want all her invites now? 😏 Carly: yea Carly: you want me you got me 💍 Ali: alright Ali: you're on Carly: k Ali: get ready for so many adventures Carly: 😊 Carly: wot am i wearing to this 1? Carly: gotta dress for hot bros & disapproving mas Ali: 🙄 Ali: if that's the mood you wanna go for Ali: though idk why you'd choose that over turning my head but go off, honey Carly: i can do that in what Im wearing rn Carly: gimme a challenge Ali: love the confidence Ali: my ma ain't but you will need it with my brother Carly: they all play hard to get until i get there Carly: being easy keeps it easy for them Carly: not my first bbq Ali: nah babe Ali: remember, we're ditching before it gets to that part of the evening Ali: soz to 💔 but I'll be nicer about it than he would so also welcome Carly: throw the keys in the salad bowl as soon as i get there idc Carly: no foreplay needed Ali: gotta get you outta the caravan park more, babe7 Carly: yea Carly: im walking now before he can follow me Ali: meet you halfway? Ali: will bring a crowbar if he's being that clingy Carly: ha Carly: im in the stash don't be sad Carly: ill leave you lots Ali: 👍 leave me chance to catch up too and no worries Carly: ofc Carly: 💙 Ali: you're a doll Carly: yea thats y everyone wants to fuck me Ali: nah Ali: plenty of other reasons for that though Carly: its k you dont need to list off ur compliments 1 per 💊 Carly: i feel the love Ali: you ain't saving me that many, I know 💚 Carly: aw Carly: ur so sweet Ali: nicer to my wives than my girlfriends, obvs Ali: pecking order Carly: 😊 Carly: she's still lucky to have you cos ur an angel to me Ali: you Ali: trust, no angel Ali: and that ain't some juvenile attempt at a brag there Carly: it's a flirt 😈😉 ha Carly: you wanna misbehave w me in front of your whole fam im there Ali: assuming my brother ain't up for it, obvs Carly: cant i have both Carly: what kind of bi r u Ali: one that don't like her brother's handmedowns Ali: lived that life long enough Ali: he ain't a style icon either Carly: ur first Carly: hes maybe Ali: was hoping if we skipped ronan and lene off the guestlist we could avoid the punch-up, tbh babe Carly: aw you dont wanna fight for me Carly: 💔😢 Ali: I mean my brother's girlfriend will have you Ali: only tryna protect, not kill your vibe Carly: scarier than your gf? Ali: deffo Ali: she wishes, the real threesome request that'll spell the end of it all 🙄 Carly: hes forgotten then Carly: be more fun just me & you Ali: obviously Ali: been tryna tell you but easier to prove it Carly: k Carly: ready when you are Ali: soz, forgot shoes Ali: gimme 5 Carly: ha Carly: im not wearing any & im fine Carly: you just wanna do a last mirror check for me 💙 so cute Ali: 😂 Ali: such a pisstake, you walsh Carly: part time flower child you Carly: but its k i still love you Ali: just defending why I'm being so slow Ali: obvs my 😍 weighing me down but lemme have some pride, woman Carly: ha Carly: you're my cute 🐌 Ali: now you're gonna be adorable, fucking hell Ali: you're dangerous Carly: if you cant handle me now wait til I come up Carly: 💊s are the real danger baby Ali: I'll be caught up by then Ali: might have to double-down but I can handle that, no worries Carly: they r being so slow 😢😢😢 Ali: ride it out, baby Carly: you sounded like him then Carly: except hes never called me baby ever Ali: oh dear Ali: I've gone full dickhead Ali: 😬 Ali: I'll take it down a notch Carly: no youre being sweet Carly: theres just lots of ways to trigger a fuck flashback when youre me Carly: dont change Ali: dunno if I could but glad you still wanna keep me around Carly: ofc Carly: i love you Ali: you're so pure Carly: not for years soz boo Carly: & this stash aint either Carly: such a let down 💔😢 Ali: shh Ali: we can make it work Ali: there's enough here to get crossfaded Carly: just dont hate me k Ali: why and how could I ever Ali: silly wabbit Carly: easily Carly: my phones full of Ali: you gonna fuck my girlfriend? Ali: or me and leg it Ali: neither's likely so we're all good, baby girl Carly: she scares me still even if she would have an amazing collection of giant strap ons Ali: 😂 Ali: well I can neither confirm nor deny Carly: no need its every lesbian of her kind Carly: labelled herself Ali: just don't bring up penis envy Ali: she'll lose it Ali: #freudstarteditbabe Carly: can i ask her what she'd do first if she woke up w one? Carly: fave ice breaker Ali: it is gold Ali: but save it 'cos it's just me and you remember Carly: do you wanna know my answer Ali: of course Carly: guess Carly: you owe me a right answer for my wrong bday Ali: Hmm okay Ali: would you Ali: bang as many people as humanly possible Carly: i do that anyway Ali: well you get banged, if we wanna be misogynistic about it Ali: I know what I'd do Carly: more fun with more holes tho so I'm not mad Carly: first thing I'd do is measure to see if I need to brag or exaggerate Ali: pragmatic of you Ali: hadn't even considered that Carly: wanna know if mine's bigger than the lads I've been w ofc Carly: size matters idc what small dicked lads are trying to say Ali: yeah but they're always thinking length when really Ali: girth is where it's at Carly: yea Carly: shouldve taught that in school Ali: how to measure circumference Ali: they defs did Carly: yea?? Carly: idk Ali: I'll show you Ali: on a beer can Ali: unrealistic expectation but you get the idea Carly: all my expectations r unrealistic Carly: make me cum is a stretch for most lads on site Ali: babe Ali: gonna make me 😥 Carly: youre the pure 1 aint you Carly: aw Ali: hardly Ali: saying at least I get that, like Ali: minimum Carly: your gf has some uses that arent being your ma's BFF Ali: precisely Ali: I would've been a bit kinder with it but in a nutshell Ali: what about ronan at least Carly: have you forgotten him now youve upgraded Carly: shouldnt need my review Ali: shh, he'll cry Carly: he was when i wouldnt let him stay for dinner idc Ali: poor boy 😏 Carly: one of his other girls can cook for him Carly: my ma aint there & i aint doing it Ali: he needs to just give in and marry one of his own Ali: it's what he wants, no matter what he reckons Carly: he told me he is Carly: but hes said worse for a fuck so idk Ali: rude Ali: where's my invite to mourn my loss, boy Carly: ill tell him to text you Carly: wont have lost your number Ali: got the drunk texts to prove it Ali: bless Carly: ha Carly: only answer mine tho Carly: 💍 perks Ali: only if I ain't also there with ya Carly: yea Carly: youre gonna b w me forever so Ali: I'll just tell you in person then Ali: if you tell me Ali: deal? Carly: k Carly: i feel happy Carly: 😊😊😊😊😊 Ali: you're on your way Ali: where are you, btw Carly: the longest road ever Ali: hm, tell me about it Ali: I'll run Ali: in dramatic, sexy slo-mo Carly: me too Carly: only way i run Carly: see you when we collide Ali: wifey goals Ali: won't even try and make it our lips that collide Ali: scout's honour Carly: anticipations more fun Carly: plenty of other places I can touch you first Ali: we'll pretend you meant my 💘 Carly: i did that first night @ first 👀 Ali: no lie, we'll have to think of somewhere else innocent-sounding then Ali: do some experimenting, straight girl Carly: i have Carly: i told you ready when you are Ali: I told you, dangerous Carly: only if you get caught Carly: i won't tell if you don't Carly: so good at keeping secrets Ali: I'll sort it Ali: I made vows Ali: she'll understand Carly: were just taking them seriously Carly: nobody can be mad about that Ali: deadly, like Ali: also forgot a bra, naturally and this run is killing me Carly: somewhere innocent I can touch you then Carly: god works in obvious ways Carly: like you Ali: please Ali: if I was doing it for your benefit sure I'd put one on Ali: show 'em off Carly: you kno you dont need to Carly: not your first bbq either Ali: 😏 Ali: maybe Carly: no maybe u kno Carly: & you can feel my 😍 Carly: travelling faster than my slo mo run Ali: love being your wcw, babe 😉 Carly: idk what that is Carly: but if the first letters arent wild child I'm sad Ali: that's far less straight girl so we'll go with it Ali: hope for you yet, like Carly: youre not gonna tell me what it means Ali: woman crush wednesday Ali: used exclusively by girls like Leesha and that Carly: omg i think my ma said that @ the telly the other night Carly: it wasnt wednesday Ali: feeling like hyping up Chezza whatever the night Ali: I 👀 you Carly: but youre wrong Carly: i dont have a crush on you i love you Ali: so if I need a kidney you're down Ali: but no gay shit Ali: 👌 Carly: yea cos whats mine is yours Carly: all of me Carly: so you can have anything you want Ali: good to know Ali: make a killing on the black market Carly: just tell me if youre draining me in the tub so i can have a good last nite before Carly: & stop making me beg for gay shit that's not a mood Carly: i dont do the begging its the other way round Carly: ask anyone Ali: of course Ali: I ain't an animal Ali: you don't have to beg Carly: what do you want me to say then Ali: what you want Ali: obviously Carly: find me Carly: you can do that yea Ali: easy Ali: [does 'cos how long can one road be] Carly: [most excited hug that turns into the longest hug & moment because well we know] Ali: [turns it into linking arms and walking 'fore shit gets too real here] Carly: [is just happy & loling & chatting shit which is endless compliments basically like her eyes being tiny skies & sunshine hair etc you get the idea because high af] Ali: [is listening and not dismissing it 'cos not that bitch but also knows she's high so not being like ooh lol, 'you're so pure'] Carly: [dramatically stops cos remembers suddenly that she needs to give Ali her share so does, sad & mad at herself like she's so upset she nearly forgot bless] Ali: [cups her chin like hey and tells her it's okay whilst looking in her eyes as she takes her share] Carly: [back to being smiley just like that because reassurance bitch & takes her hand & leads her along cos handholding ftw] Ali: [is happy she's happy again] Carly: [her phone is going off cos Ronan but she's ignoring cos only got eyes for Alison rn] Ali: ['you put love eggs in or?'] Carly: [talks in depth about how she's drawing the line at borrowing that kinda shit from her ma cos oversharer even when she ain't high & also throws her phone to Ali playfully like no look so we can imagine how lovely those messages are even just from the first line preview thing] Ali: [takes Carly's thumb so she can open it and reply 'cos that bitch] Carly: [is just loling even though this is such a bad idea] Ali: [schools him in a way that probably sounds familiar lbr] Carly: [then a selfie sesh cos those bitches they love themselves] Ali: [takes her sunnies off her head and puts 'em on Carly 'cos her eyes are massive/pinholed depending which way we're rocking this lol] Ali: [does a 'shh' like no one's gonna know] Carly: [you know she's keeping them sunnies forever now soz] Ali: [just swinging their arms having a gay old time] Carly: [just singing something as they going cos no stage fright when high af & her voice is nice so its a moment] Ali: [😍] Carly: [more compliments when she notices Ali is looking at her cos she's pretty af lbr] Ali: ['how many other hidden talents you got, like?'] Carly: [thinks about it way harder than the question warrants like its a hard question cos lowkey is when you don't reckon you got any skills. Says 11 cos bday clue & lucky number with a mysterious expression like but then laughs cos if she has to ever back that up awks] Ali: [lols back but squeezes her hand like don't doubt it] Carly: [looks down at her feet because actually is shoeless here 'how far?'] Ali: [gestures like 'piggyback?' but ain't that far in my mind] Carly: [accepts because always, good thing Ali is strong & Carly is skinny cos they literally the same height] Ali: [galloping about and into your function like idiots 'cos she's coming up now too] Carly: [miracle that Carly don't fall cos not holding on properly cos wants to stretch her arms out so its like a bike with no handlebars situation lol] Ali: [imagine everyone's faces lmao] Carly: [Tess scowl be like seen from space] Ali: [gets situated on the grass and is just helping herself to drinks Carly: [is just having a little dance by herself cos feeling great not soz everyone especially not soz Ro cos you wish you could babe] Ali: [at least little rock can join in] Carly: [aw the two of them dancing together like cute nerds & she's spinning him round & everything] Ali: [just ignoring all her fam's questions and being chatty af like nothing's weird 'cos high, then joining in 'cos duh more fun[ Carly: [all you can hear is Carly's laugh which is the best so deal with it fam thank you, let my sweet baby angel be happy] Ali: [when you being blatant af] Carly: [when you don't need to be touching a girl who has a girlfriend this much when you dancing in a non sexy way but you is] Ali: [defs need a sprinkler they can all be running through] Carly: [wet t-shirts ftw I see you] Ali: [is motioning like come to my room but not like that lads, just get some weed like you need it] Carly: [takes some drinks with her but the only mental image I have is when Lily in Skins with armfuls when she says keep your vagina on & I'm loling] Ali: [hey ro hey] Carly: [okay but Carly trying to talk to her & being so nice cos she's so pure & Ro being so rude] Ali: [even in her state given her all the disappointed looks like ??] Carly: [this sweet child laughing it off cos how she do but how dare you Ro, I'm mad] Ali: [going to the kitchen for food, accidental ultimate ro shade] Carly: [just following Ali cos she's never been here & don't know where she's going but quieter cos you can tell she's thinking what did I do wrong cos how her brain works] Ali: [being reassuring af] Carly: [sitting on the kitchen counter swinging her legs looking so cute with her dirty feet & drinks from the tap cos she do what she want] Ali: ['you look beautiful'] Carly: [smiles & laughs like its chill but is seriously 😳 cos who says nice things to her like this ever] Ali: [gets them and rocky ice lollies bye everyone else] Carly: [when you eating it seductively without being aware or trying to be that cos its your life] Ali: [is giggling 'cos high] Carly: [more compliments because how cute] Ali: [lays her head in her lap to 'cloudgaze' aka sneak peeks] Carly: [playing with her hair & freckles sporadically because she's soft & intimate like that, be more blatant girl, love it] Ali: [doing daisychain around her wrist 'cos bringing it back] Carly: [finally remembers there are drinks so is on that but v distracted looking at & touching Ali, oh girl same we all would] Ali: [tryna be chill but obvs into it regardless of how 'straight she is] Carly: [lies in the grass & does snow angel moves like she can flatten the grass & make one, god bless you babe, brings Ali with her so they just snuggling cos we can be this blatant] Ali: [just stroking her hair nbd] Carly: [loves it & is making it known by talking about how good it feels & throwing out compliments like its her job sorry for how gay this is everyone but she thinks Ali is the best so] Ali: [backatcha telling her how pure and sweet she is and they're just blabbing at each other] Carly: [soz k stew but this is cute] Ali: [when you wanna kiss her so bad 'cos you're high and happy and this is a mood] Carly: [I'll either save or condemn us cos she's gonna go take some more pills so they don't wear off so they could be alone if Ali goes with & she'd be dragging her along so v dangerous] Ali: [looking at themselves in the mirror and making funny faces] Carly: [& Carly just peeing cos no shame, same tbh] Ali: [but doing like war/festival style paint on each other's face with like, whatever lipstick has been left in that bathroom] Carly: [but think how close Ali would have to be to her face to do that like how has she not kissed her, applause needed honestly] Ali: [draws a lil heart on Carly's nose] Carly: [can't stop looking at herself cos loves it] Ali: [takes loads of pictures, improtu bathroom photoshoot sesh] Carly: [likewise taking loads of pics of Ali but like weird close ups cos she gaaaaaaaay & focused on the details] Ali: [posing 'cos we know she's about it lmao] Carly: [more touching of freckles like she's gonna draw something connect the dots style but just using her fingers cos they are perfect as they are & she'd say so] Ali: [not much would phase her but she would be blushing rn] Carly: [just gushing about how adorable she is endlessly like it'd be too much from anyone else] Ali: [keeps saying ILY 'cos being off your face ftw] Carly: [saying it back of course & all the terms of endearment like baby, angel etc cos that's just how she is anyway] Ali: [someone, probably Tess, banging on the door like they're desperate, we see you ma] Carly: [jumps out of her skin, again same] Ali: [hugs her protectively] Carly: [smelling her hair like a peak gay during the hug because lbr it'd smell nice, no shade or shame here, more compliments for that obvs] Ali: [going back downstairs before there's a brawl but when you ain't even phased 'cos something happening here deal fam Carly: [when you lowkey dancing your way back out cos you happy af & you find the dog on the way so you're carrying him with you & kissing & loving him & its adorable sorry bye] Ali: [and spuds such a funny looking boy lmao] Carly: [lying on the grass again spooning the dog & singing to him probably a song from when she was little & her mum cared like he a baby] Ali: [just watching and melting 'cos actually so cute, don't cry bitch lmao] Carly: [sees her & crawls over like hey, curling up with her again because the lap is a mood forever & we need to claim it from your future child for the gays] Ali: [doing teeny tiny plaits in her hair and humming the song she was just singing to the dog] Carly: [just chatting shit the whole time soz everyone else but they loving life let them be] Ali: [just getting to know each other hardcore 'cos neither of them has much time for small talk or bullshit anyway so on drugs it'd be like 1000 percent more intense, also shamelessly ignore a call and multiple texts from your actual girlfriend] Carly: [but then after all that because I'm evil & she's 'straight' let's say she makes eye contact with Fraze somehow so off she goes to flirt with him as if that's even a possibility when you know it'd just be annoying like her taking his 🚬 to try & be so cool & seductive, babe no. He's just like Ali control your girls] Ali: [is annoyed but not gonna do anything unless it got more dramatic like you deal, casually going through her phone to find a party or something] Carly: [Fraze just being such a dickhead soz Carly also knowing that's Bea's lipstick because of course he does so loling about her & Ali's impending doom] Carly: [also Ro coming out cos someone made her to 'eat' so just being super judgey such joy] Ali: [fully like fuck this like don't kill my vibe fam so walking like she just gonna go in the house but really she peacing] Ali: if ur done come back out Carly: where d u go? Ali: found us a party Carly: k Carly: [catches up to her like oh hey] Ali: [tells her it ain't far to go and starts walking] Carly: [looks down at her feet like she only just remembered she's not wearing shoes but doesn't miss a beat in keeping in step with her because being gay is more important] Carly: dont b mad @ me Ali: [looks down too and is like, we can go get shoes first if you want lol] Ali: I ain't Carly: the colours around you have changed Carly: i kno u r Ali: nah it's like Ali: hmm Ali: I'm not sure what it's like Carly: like me again Carly: [is saying sorry because always quick to that one] Ali: ['I do, you don't need to say that'] Carly: [trying to give Ali her drink as a peace offering like hmm I've done something wrong must make amends somehow] Carly: [& then more pills when she remembers she has them still] Ali: [shrugs like why not and accepts, cue Leesha and probably her 'best' friend tottering out of her house looking the most overdressed] Carly: [Carly loling because she has the whole day but these bitches taking it as a slight against their everything] Ali: [Leesha started shouting the odds 'cos mother's daughter and obvs already white girl wasted, Ali like let's just go 'cos over it] Carly: [Carly offering her pills cos change your mood babe & being looked at like she's offering poison, you've been there before Leesha I get it] Ali: [tryna lowkey drag her away before this becomes the Thing tm they want it to be for the #drama] Carly: [Carly just chatting about Ali's heroics & how sweet she is cos knight in shining armor for her forever lbr just like 😍] Ali: [loling] Carly: [Carly just out the blue like 'you should kiss her, then she'd be happier' like no babe Leesha ain't you but I love the softness of your world view] Ali: ['fully converted, are you?'] Carly: [lols but is also like 'you haven't kissed me yet' with a cute little pouty face as she walks on slightly ahead looking at the sky] Ali: ['Night still young, baby'] Carly: [clearly is buzzing about this & not hiding that 'I love you more than her' how unspecific she could mean Leesha or K stew or both, god bless] Ali: [is all 'I know' but not 'cos she's a cocky bitch lmao 'cos you're pure'] Carly: [puts her arms up like a child who wants to be picked up cos she wants Ali to carry her into the party] Ali: [does 'cos duh even if she's joking about how high maintenance she is] Carly: [snuggling into her the whole time cos she's soft] Ali: [let's hope it's not too far, probably some 20-something hippie waster's chill thing] Carly: [when you humming but using Ali's heartbeat as your basis for a tune cos gaaaaaaaaaaay] Ali: [when you're harmonizing] Carly: [#goals for real] Carly: [but then she gotta stop so she can compliment Ali again cos we know her voice is fire but Carly didn't necessarily know this] Ali: ['we should jam for real some time'] Carly: [cue her rambling stage fright reveal because like we said no time for bullshit so its just being put out there & she's like 'you'll have to sing to me'] Ali: [is like okay but silently thinking of all the ways she could help her confidence 'cos that bitch but not gonna be pushy and patronizing about it 'cos not THAT bitch] Carly: [just staring at her adorably all like 'what are you thinking about?'] Ali: ['you'] Carly: [such a big smile but also blushing 'good things?'] Ali: [just gives her a look that's like what do you think and obviously, yes] Carly: [a big hug moment and kisses her on her forehead cos where the thoughts come from] Ali: [the mess of lipstick their faces are] Carly: [they must look crazy, living for it] Ali: [good thing no one at this party will care, turn up and chatting to people and the usual] Carly: [there should be someone there for Carly to hook up with to hurt Ali's heart & reaffirm the 'straightness'] Ali: [when you can't 'cos you got a gf, gutted] Carly: [who is probably still trying to contact you cos highkey] Ali: [text her back girl, come on] Carly: [do it while your real gf is getting you a drink lol] Ali: [let's text]

[saltynemo]

Snuck Out

WHATADO Everybody its your boi Nemo back at it again with another fanfiction. I had an amazing sex dream about the one and only, Tyler Joseph, and I decided to make a fanfiction about it, since I haven't wrote about Tyler in a long time. Plus, I got a request to do an ‘Anything Tyler’, so its a win win.

Summery: Tyler convinces Y/n to sneak into a club together and then Tyler gets jealous/angry at her for her acts. Y/n needs to be reminded who she belongs to

Type: Smut

Warnings: Cursing, Rough sexual content, alcohol reference, under age drinking, clubbing (going to a club), little daddy/dollface/doll kink, slight choking, over stimulation, getting caught, very little degradation ,Idk idk

Requested?: Yee

Word Count: 6.5k (6,536 words)

So without further a do, P-P-P-P-PLAY IT:

Ever since I introduced my mother to Tyler Joseph, she has insisted on me stop hanging out with him. "He is a bad influence" She states. To be honest, I have learned a lot of ways to make a fake ID with him, so I can see her point of view. Hes a bad boy and I dig that. Plus, just because my mom tells me not to chill with him, doesnt mean im going to listen to her.

Since I cant have Tyler around when my moms at home with me, me and him have our special little dates together. We usually sneak out together at 12 am, and go have fun. The worst action we have done together is sneak into a club thats about a block away from my house. And thats just what were going to do right now...

I take a swig from a Red Bull by my side, feeling the caffeine rush through my body. I sense a buzz next to me and I nearly jump out of my bed from excitement. Tonight is, once again, me and Tyler's night out together. I check my notifications and see he just texted me:

Tyler :P- Hey Y/n/n! Im across the street from your house Y/n- Are you crazy?! My mom is..asleep. Anyway, what are you doing out there? I usually walk to your house. Tyler :P- I thought a change of plan would be nice ;) Maybe we can sneak into the club again, like we did a while ago. Y/n- Hunny, last time we did that, they nearly called the cops. Are you sure you wanna take that risk again? What if they ask for an ID? Tyler :P- Trust me, they wont. This town is fuckin stupid. Come on, we'll have fun :) Y/n- I dont know about this..I mean im all up for danger, but this is kind of risky. Tyler :P- Oh come on..for me? :( Y/n- Oh okay! Fine. Ill be out in a minute

I get up from my bed and check my window, moving the blinds aside. And sure enough, I see Tyler; sitting down on the curb with his phone. I giggle and stroll to my walk-in-closet, looking for some clothing that could look like im in my 20's-which im not.

I picked out a red Thrasher sweater that cut off to my belly button, along with some jean short shorts. I slipped them on and check myself out in the mirror, noticing something was missing. I looked closer to my face, relizing if I was going to be in a club, I would need some slutty make-up.

I slipped into the bathroom, slowly closing the door so it wouldnt creak. I open my make-up kit, thinking of something that could look nice, but not too slutty. Would some red lipstick and smokey eyeshadow count? I shrug, grabbing the cosmetics needed. I apply the Ruby Luiquid to my lips, immitating a kiss to see if the magic worked. Of course, it did. I giggle, setting down my lipstick and focusing on my eyes. I dont think my eyeshadow is needed..I look pretty damn cute.

I sneak out of the bathroom, peaking behind my mother's cracked bedroom door. I large snore is erupting from the corner of the room. I roll my eyes, bouncing back to my room. I grab my phone and slip it into my back pocket.

I look in my mirror, checking myself out before I go. My height looks horribly small..I think they could spot that im not at least 21 years old quickly. Fuck it, Im definitely not wearing heels tonight. I slip on my usual red socks and black vans and grabbed some cash. I paused for a little bit, noticing my mother's purse was in my room. I look back at my door way, glancing to see if the ogre has awaken. I quicky, but quietly, grab my mom's wallet, searching for her card. Yes! Its here! Hasnt my mother learned yet? I slip it into my jean pocket and place the wallet back into the purse.

I sneak down the hallway, hoping that the hard wooden floor wouldnt creak at a sudden movement. I slowly open the front door, looking outside. I see Tyler, hoodie up and still on his phone. I slip out and close the door, locking it behind me. I jog to him, smiling at how cute he looked. He picked up his head and smiled, "Oh, Hey! Took you long enough" I chuckled, stopping right in front of him. He paused, scanning my face. "Whats with the make-up?" He asks, moving hair out of my features. I roll my eyes, "Were going to a club, Ty. There will be a ton load of sluts there" I inform, giggling. "Gotta blend in" I add, jazzing my hands up. We both share a  laugh and start to move down the street.

"Oh and by the way, I brought my mom's card" I say, pulling it out of my pocket and showing it to him. His eyes widened, but flashed a small smile, "You know the pin number..?" He asks, grabbing it from me and scanning it. I smirk, "And her signature" I add, taking it back from him and stuffing the rectangle back into my pocket. "I've taught you see well" He chuckles, putting me into a choke hold and ruffling my hair. I grip his forearm with both hands, giggling as I try to make him release me. We both laugh, him finally letting me go.

We went back to walking, a little too quiet for my liking. "So, did you bring any cash?" I ask, trying to kick the silence away. "I brought $40 of my mom's money" He says, feeling his back pocket to make sure its still there. "Our moms havent learned to hide their money" I say, looking over to him. He smiles, his dimples engraving in his skin.

*TIME SKIP Brought to you by Patrick's Fedora*

We turn a corner, the red Club lights blurry in our vision. We stop for a minute, eyeing out our location. "So, how do I look?" I ask, turning my body so its facing Tyler. "Do I look at least 21 years old?" Tyler just stares at me, scanning up and down my torso and legs. "Um- *cough* yea, deffinetly. You look amazing" He says, looking back up to my eyes. I smile, blushing like crazy, "You look older than 18-let me just say that" I giggle, playfully poking his chest. He rolls his eyes, "Come on, lets do this." We start walking towards the entrance, holding hands to make our disguise look believable.

Once we reached the line, we eyeballed the Security Guard; crossed arms and black T-Shirt that was obviously too tight. I looked at Tyler, giving him a worried expression. "Hey, they wont say anything" He whispers to me. "We have done this before, Y/n" I roll my eyes, smiling.

We stepped in front of the guard, looking up to the 6 foot tall man. He glared at us, squinting his eyes and looking at us closley. "You have an ID?" He asks, his voice rusty and cracked. I gulped, pretending to search my pockets for it. "Hey! Is that guy ok?!" Tyler suddenly shouted, pointing to a man laying on the ground; beer bottle in one hand and drooling. Must have past out. The Guard imediatly rushed over to him, yelling 'Hey, sir! Are you alright!?'. Tyler grabbed my hand, quickly walking into the club. Men and Woman were shouting 'Those kids went inside!' or just plain pointing to us. Tyler's grip on my hand tightened as we were greeted with blaring music, red and white flashing lights, and drunk sweaty men & woman.

He looked back at me, smirking as we started to blend in with the dancing crowd. He turned around and held both of my hands, leading me to the middle. I laughed, him letting me go. We started dancing, trying to fit with the crowd around us.

The lights and crowd around us were a blurr. Tyler and I were only focused on eachother, and also the ground to make sure we dont trip on eachother's feet. A couple of times, we had to move to a new location cause the Guard was looking for us. I guess thats what you get for sneaking into a club.

Suddenly, Tyler grabbed my hand, dragging me out of the dancing people. I quirked my eyebrow. Whats his plan this time? Get me drunk? He led me to the bar, finally letting go of my hand and looking at me. "Ok, whats your plan?" I ask, smiling since I was so confused. He smirks, at me, turning around and talking to the bar tender. I couldnt hear what he was saying, due to the noise in the club, but I knew it was evil. I heard him say the word 'hardest', and I knew right then and there what he was looking for.

Tyler payed the bar tender and turned around with a glass in his hand. I stared at the bubbling luiquid for a while, contemplating on what it was. I guess I was right..he is gonna get me drunk. "Hey Y/n" He said, waving the drink around slowly to snap me out of my daze. I give him a sarcastic look, "I dont wanna get drunk tonight" Tyler rolls his eyes, not wanting that answer. Suddenly, he grabs my waist, pulling me close to him. I lay my head back, giggling, "Joseph, what has gotten into y-". He puts the drink to my lips, making me open them and take in the alcohol. It tasted sweet, strong, sour, pretty much all of the flavors I could think of, I was tasting.

He sat me back up and took the drink away from my lips. "Tyler, what was that?" I ask, whiping them. He giggles, "Oh, it was nothing. Just the strongest drink they had on the menu" He put the glass down on the bar table. I raise my eyebrows at him, "Joseph, Im a light-weight. That drinks' gonna get me hammered" I say, lightly pushing him. "Thats the point" He chuckles, adding a wink. Damnit, why did I agree to go to a club with him? I already felt the alcohol rush through my veins, brushing up againts every cell. "Come on, Y/n/n. Lets get back on the dance floor" He cheers, grabbing my hand and leading me back into the crowd.

*TIME SKIP Brought to you by Wet Ones (keeping things wet since 1988)*

I was suprised that I didnt get as drunk as Tyler intended to. In fact, I was pretty sober enough to solve a math equation. Funny how Tyler wanted me to get drunk, and he was the one who got intoxicated.

We were grooving next to a barricade that blocked off a private room. I held my phone up over my head as Tyler stood behind me. I started recording us dancing, just to save the memory. I swayed my hips to the beat, giggling at how goofy I was. I held the phone at the tip of my fingers, trying to get him and I in one shot. Accidently, I dropped it behind the barricaded. I groaned bending over the barricade. I was so close to reaching it, but my arm wasnt long enough. I, stupidly, went farther over the barricade, finally reaching my phone. Suddenly, I felt hands on my hips, pulling me back. I began to squirm, trying to make the hands release me, but I only turn around to see Tyler. He had a look of stone as an expression. He almost looked...mad?

He let go of my hips, suddenly grabbing my hand. He started making his way out of the club, dragging me towards the exit. "Tyler? What is it?" I ask, trying free my hand, but his grip only gets tighter. What has gotten into him? We storm out of the club, his face still stone cold.

The rest of our little walk was a blurr. No talking, just silence and some of the crickets chirping around us. It was an awkward silence, him still holding my wrist, but not as tightly as before, and his face as serious as before. Was it something I did? What if he just drops me home and I never speak to him again? What did I do to diserve this? A million of questions and concerns filled my mind, making my heart beat sprint faster.

Before I knew it, I was at Tyler's house, in his room, on his bed. He paced around the room, staring at the posters around the area. The silence was unbarable. I hid my face in my palms, thinking of what to say to him or what to do. I quickly stand up from the bed, looking over to him; he looked back. "Tyler, I- Tell me whats wrong? Was it something I did? What-" I start to say, but was cut off by a kiss.

I was suprised at first, being taken off cause the gesture was so out of place, but after a couple seconds, I kissed back. The make out was over all rough; he grabbed the sides of my head, pulling us deeper into kiss. I felt him push forward, making me back up untill I hit the wall. He moved his hands down the the sides of my neck, holding it gently. His thumb brushed across an area that made me jump a little. I felt him smirk againts my lips, moving his mouth down from mine, to my jawline. He nibbled and sucked on my jaw. I silently moaned, placing my hand on his shoulder. I bit my lip, trying to quiet myself down so I wasnt too loud.

"Y/n, you have no idea how long I have wanted this" He huffed againts my jaw, putting my skin between his teeth. He brough his head back up, locking his eyes with mine. "Your so beautiful, baby" He groans, kissing me roughly. I moaned into the kiss, trying to match his movements. "The way you...brushed your perfect...little ass againts me" He whispers between kisses. He brough his hand up and cupped my ear, rubbing my lobe gently. "And I..." He groaned. "Do not share" He put his index finger againts my lip. I faintly smirked, bringing out my tounge and licking the skin. Tyler's eyes fluttered closed, biting his lip. "Your such a tease, Y/n" He says through gritted teeth.

He pulled out his finger, wiping it clean on his shirt. I giggled softly, pulling my bottom lip between my teeth. He looked at me with the same cold expression he had before, making a chill run up and down my back. He stepped closer to me, even though we were already face to face. He slid his hands around my waste; anywhere and everywhere he touched made a trail of warmth. I eyeballed his hand, which was making its way up my cut off sweater. I held my hands behind my back, holding my hand with the other. I look up to his beautifle face, admiring it. He smirks, looking up to me and locking eyes. I couldnt take it anymore. I instantly cupped his face with my hands, kissing him. I needed more of him, God he was perfect...

We went back in the past; him bringing his hand up and cupping it around my neck, brushing his thumb across the same area that made me jump. Tyler smirked againts my lips, slowly inching his way down to my jawline, like before. He didnt stay at my jawbone for long, because before I knew it, he was going down on my neck, sucking the skin and nibbling on it. I let out a groan, biting my lip and trying to keep myself quiet. "My parents arnt home....be as loud as you want, babygirl" He said between bites and kisses againts my neck, suddenly finding my sweet spot with a pinch. I let out a moan, following his information. He snickerd againts my neck, sucking the spot harder, making a hickey form. I gently hold on to his head, not wanting him to stop.

Once he was satisfied with the small purple bruise on my neck, he departured from my neck with a slight pop. He locks a gaze with me, his eyes reading lust. We bothed giggled. He grabbed my waist, ordering my to jump. I do as told, wrapping my legs around his waste and arms around his neck. I look down at him, rubbing my nose againts his. He smiles his cute smile, flashing his teeth. While he started walking towards the bed, I took matters into my own hands and took off my crop top. He tossed me onto the bed, watching me bounce up and down the springs. He didnt hesitate to jump onto to my right away, laying over me and continuing out make out session.

Tyler tangled his hands in my hair as I did the same to him, gripping the sides of his hips with my legs as he began to slowly grind on me. He reattached his lips to mine, kissing with force. He slid his tongue into my mouth without permission, making me relize he liked his dominance. Teasingly, I bit his tongue gently, just to see his reaction. He smiled againts my lips, "Better watch it, doll." Oh, Damn. That name gave me chills up and down my back. He must have noticed my goosebumps, because he smirked and started rubbing my prickled arm gently. "You like that name, dont you doll" I bit my lip, nodding intensly to try to shake away another chill. He chuckled darkly, returning his attention back to lips, then neck.

He inched his way down to my jawline, sucking and nibbling on the skin. I let out a breath, feeling the tension slip away. Damn, hes good at this. "Do me a favor and take this shirt off before I rip it off" He orders, feeling the material of my cut off sweater. "Its actually a crop top, but ok" I reply with a bitchy attitude, smirking as I take off my crop. "I said watch it, doll. I dont wanna gag you now" He warned, suddenly grabbing my chin and jerked it so I was facing him. "You got it?" He asks, using his tiny thumb (sorry not sorry) to carress my bottom lip. I nod slowly, gulping down the lump in my throat. "Answer me verbally" He barks, holding my chin tighter. "Yes, daddy" I answer, smirking internally. I can tell he is taken back by this, due to the squint in his eyes. "What did you say?" He asks, smiling a little. "Yes, daddy" I repeat, biting down on his thumb a little. "Damn, this is gonna be fun" He says, removing his hand from my chin and pushing me back down on the bed.

He continues his kissing trails, down from my lower neck, to my belly button, not missing a beat or even hesitating. I arch my back a little, letting my hands roam blindly behind me, starting to try and unhook my bra. I reach my goal, throwing my black lace bra aside. He glances at the thrown peice of clothing, only to put his attention to me. "Jeez, your perfect" He says, biting his lip as he reaches hands out forward to touch my breasts. One of his fingers trace my nipple, making it harden quickly and I gasp. He snickers darkly, finally kneading both of my breasts gently. I let out a breath of relazation as Tyler kneads both of my tits, letting my eyes flutter closed. Suddenly, I feel a wetness on my left one, making me relize he has attached his mouth to it. I let out a soft moan, feeling him nibble and suck on the sensitive skin. With the other hand on my right breast, he used his thumb to circle over the nipple, making it harder than I thought it could ever be. I groan in fustration. Tyler gotta take his old sweet time, dont he?

He finally left my chest, looking over my breasts to see his work. I look down, noticing not one, but several bruises scattered all over the area. I could see the proudness in his eyes, his lips spreading with satistfactory. I giggled at him, moving hair away from my face. He pushes me on the chest, making me lay back down. I do as told, making sure im comfortable, since I know I wont be leaving this position anytime soon.

He starts off where he left off; circling kisses around my belly button to tease me. I hum, licking my lips then biting them. He finally answered my prayers, and continued his trail of kisses downward, heading towards my clothed pelvis. I wiggled slightly, letting him know I was getting sick of his teasing. He smirked, "Patience, doll" He said, toying with the edge of my shorts. I groaned in fustration, and somewhat pleasure. The feeling of Tyler Joseph touching me this way felt almost, illegal, which turned me on more. He was an illegal boy.

He started tugging down my jeans, trying to slide them off. I lifted my hips upward, helping him take them off. He reached his goal and threw the shorts to Narnia. "The grand prize" He mutters, poking at my entrance through my panties. I giggle, moaning slightly at the feeling.

He teases my clothed access point with his middle finger. "Are you gonna be all nice and wet for me, doll?" He asks, glancing up to me. If he keeps on playing with this Doll kink I have, I might just cum at his words. Suddenly, slides a finger in between my folds, slightly moving my panties out of the way. We both gasp; him surprised of how wet I am and me incredibly horny. "D-drenched" He stuttered, chuckling darkly as he began to slowly curl them. I tangle my hands in my hair, my mouth wide open as I take in a deep breath. Letting out a moan, I scrunch my face up. I havent felt like this in a long time, I forgot what it was like to have someone else's fingers in me!

He continued to hook his middle didget, untill I was panting and moaning his name. "Oh my God, Daddy, shit!" I practically scream, removing my hands from my hair and gripping the sheets. I could see the smirk poking out of his mouth, curling his finger more. I bit my lip and gripped the sheets harder untill my knuckles were white, the skin on my lips breaking away from my teeth, and my eyes squinting shut. I didnt want to be too loud, thinking the neighbors would come over and ruin the fun. "I dont hear you crying out for me, doll. I know you got it in you" He suddenly, some how, thrusts his finger deeper, making me moan out his nickname. Tyler must have gotten an idea, because he uncurled his finger, and started to thrust his middle digit in and out at a moderate pace. I loosened the grip I had on the sheets, still feeling pleasurable, but somewhat relaxed.

He suddenly took out his finger, leaving me cold. He leaned over me, ordering me to open my mouth. I obeyed, opening it wide. He stuck his wet finger into my mouth, almost all the way down to my throat. I twirl my tongue around it, humming. His eyes fluttered shut, him mouthing the word 'Fuck'. "Damn, I love you, dollface" He said, replacing his digit with his mouth. He was rough and needy in the kiss; my own were probably hungry and begging.

He broke away from the kiss, kneeling back down in front of me. He toyed with the stretchy part of my panties, twisting and feeling the lacey material. I hummed, "Please", barley above a whisper. "Please what?" He asked sharply, scratching my hip bone as he continued to fondle with my underwear. I whimpered, "Please daddy" He smirks at how much control he has over me. Finally, he begins to slide my lingerie down, taking his good old sweet time. I lift my hips slightly as the material skates across my hips, exposing my woman hood. I close my legs as I feel the mixture of Tyler's breathing, and the rush of cold air. Trying to regain the moment, I use my toe to point to where he should throw my lingerie. He snickers, throwing it to where I pointed. "Dont be shy, love" He says in a relaxing tone, resting his hands on my knees. I nodded, letting him spread my legs apart. He let my legs fall to my sides, me finally relaxing, knowing Tyler wont judge. "How can you be shy when you have such a beautiful pussy?" He says, gently rubbing his hand over the wetness thats in my thighs. I choke out a quiet moan, hanging my head back.

Suddenly, he slides 2 fingers in, making me gasp and moan in surprise. It could have been an accident from how wet I was. Either way, he started thrusting his fingers in and out slowly, my body shriveled from pleasure. I heard the sloshiness sound between my thighs as he picked up the pace, him whispering and praising me for how good and obediant I was. I felt the pooling in my stomach increase in intensity as he continued to thrust his fingers in and out. "Oh my God, Fucking hell-Im so close!" I moan out, gripping the sheets roughly. Tyler smirks, picking up his other hand and placing it on my clit, rubbing it hard. I scrunch my face up, preparing for my orgasm.

As time progresses and his fingers continue, I was a moaning mess; hair in my face, lipstick smudged from Tyler's passionate kisses, and just a something you would expect a girl to look like in a porno. He took his fingers off my clit, putting them to his side. Just as I was about to cum, his digits made a 'come hither' motion inside me, making me lose myself and fall over the edge. I fell hard, my body quaking with pleasure as Tyler's fingers didnt slow down. It was like I was falling from the sky, and I wasnt even close to the ground. The corners of my eyes faded to a foggy eroma as I scrunch my eyes and let out the biggest pornographic moan I could make.

I came down from my high, hitting the ground as he pulled out his fingers. Unexpectantly, he brought his tongue down on my folds, giving it a long and slow lick, adding overstimulation. I moaned, what almost seemed like a cry, in pleasure, gripping the sheets for some support. He tried to stay away from my clit, knowing I was already overstimulated enough. I could tell Tyler enjoyed my juices, from the noise he created, vibrating againts my womanhood; making me moan louder. He gave one last lick, making sure to get my clit before lifting his head up. He ran a finger up my folds, collecting the wetness onto his finger. I whimpered, biting my lip. He fit his digit into his mouth, letting his eyes flutter close at the taste. He groaned, taking out his finger with a pop, "You taste amazing-almost like peaches covered in honey" He informed, leaning over me. I giggled as he placed his red, swollen lips onto mine. Letting him gain entrance into my mouth, I tasted myself on his tongue, making the experience even more thrilling.

He pulled away, ordering me to sit on the edge of the bed. I do as told, crawling over to the edge as I watch his sit down on the bed, kicking his shoes off. He layed againts the frame of crib as he started to unbuckle his belt. I shoo his hand away, taking matters into my own palms. He smiled, putting his hands down on his sides. Once I figured out how to unbuckle his sash, I start tugging them down, Tyler lifting his hips up to help me. I threw them to WhoVille blindly, staring at the growing bulge that is still clothed; but not for long.

I tease the erection with my hand, squeezing and feeling it up and down. He groaned in pleasure, tilting his head back so it hit the wall. I smirked up to him, snaking a hand into his boxers and feeling his cock. I recieved a gasp from him, probably cause my hands were a little warm, but still gave him pleasure. With my other hand, I slid down his briefs with no trouble, throwing them somewhere in the room. I took my hand off of his shaft and spat on it, soon returning my palm to it. I began to slowly pump it, recieving low groans and moans. I really want to tease him...but would he approve? Fuck it, im gonna do it. I use my index finger to gently rub the slit of hit cock, moving it downward from the shaft to the end. "Stop teasing me doll, you wont like the outcome" He growls, biting his lip. I giggle, staring at the beads of pre cum oozing out of the slit.

I lifted my head up so it was in birds eye view of his dick. Suddenly, I felt a hand snake through my hair, pulling it out of my face. I glance up and smile as I began to slowly ease my head down on to the bell like tip. I swirled my tongue around the point of it, using my other hand to pump what I didnt have in my mouth. Tyler groaned in satisfactory, letting his eyes close. "I said, stop teasing" He ordered, putting pressure on the back of my head. I slowly slid my mouth down his shaft, him still pushing my head down. I hallowed my cheeks and slacked my jaw, giving him full power of my mouth. His grip on my hair tightens as he begins to bob my head up and down, the wetness of my mouth sloshing with each bob. He gives an 'Ah Fuck', paired with a strangled groan; by far the best noise I heard come out of his swollen mouth.

After a couple of bobs, I figured he wanted to take matters into his own hands, because he starting thrusting his hips up; or in other  words, fucking my mouth. A couple of times, I felt his tip rub the back of my throat, causing me to gag. I moaned around his cock, blinking away tears. "Im almost finished with you doll, just a little bit longer" He explained, his thrusts growing faster and harsher. I nodded, gripping the bed sheets to prepare. I felt his cock twitch in my throat, expecting him to be pushed over the edge; but I thought wrong. He instantly stopped, pulling me off of his throbbing cock with a pop. I looked at him with confusion, rubbing my eyes that were filled with tears, "But you didnt cum yet" I said, making it almost sound like a question. He nodded, "Waiting is the best part. And Id rather cum in that sweet little pussy of yours anyway" He says, adding a wink. I blush intensly, moving my face away from his crotch.

Tyler orders me to take is place, laying my head on the pillows. I do as told, watching him remove his shirt and socks. Once he was out of the way, I sit back, placing my head on a pillow and putting one in the small of my back. He climbed on top of me, letting me take a moment to scan his torso; Tan chest, ink painted into his skin, and the skinny, but muscular, torso of his. He took a grip onto his shaft, teasing my folds with it, making sure it was wet enough. I let out a gasp, moaning slightly. "Are you ready, doll?" He asks, laying his face down in the crew of my neck. "Y-yes" I choke out, biting my lip in anticipation. Immediatly, he thrusted his cock into my enterance, letting out a groan. I nearly drew blood from my lip I was biting so hard. I didnt know he was that big. I sucked his dick, how did I not know?! I whimpered, then moaning; I have never felt so full in my life. I saw Tyler struggling over me, fighting the urge to move. I turned my head, facing over to his ear, "Destroy me" I whispered, smirking internally. His control breaks, he begins to slam into me rapidly, building an incredible rythem that took away my breath. The muscles in his arms stand out above me, holding himself over me, angling each thrust to hit that one spot inside of me that brought me to life earlier.

"Holy, T-tyler!" I scream, wrapping my arms around him, trying to find support for the massive sex we were having. Suddenly, he grabbed the base of my throat, pressing down hard. "What did you say?" He asks harshly, making his thrusts deeper and harder. I grab his wrist, moving it up so it held at the mid of my throat. He smirked, finding a new kink I had. Tyler Joseph holding my throat like this was almost illegal, like taboo; that turned me on more. He answered my wishes, squeezing the middle tighter. "D-daddy!" I corrected in a strangled moan, throwing my head back in pleasure. He was fucking me with such force that the bed frame knocked againts the wall with each thrust. Once again, I felt the pooling in my stomach stirr up. I clenched around him, letting out a pornographic moan. "Close already doll? Pathetic" He spat, saliva sprayed onto my chest, dripping down over my breasts. "Im-oh my God, Im so close!" I scream. He smirked, suddenly slowing down his thrusts. I let out a sigh, feeling relaxed. 

He threw the pillow that was under my back to the side, replacing it with his hands. He picked me up, his cock sliding out of me with a pop. He picked me up as I wrapped my legs around him. He carried me to a local wall, nearly slamming me againts it. He placed his forarm over my throat, holding me inplace againts the wall. "Get ready to start screaming" He simply said, sliding back into me. I let out a groan, my wishes being fuffiled with his raging cock. He instantly started fucking me againts the wall. This position was amazing, he was able to get all the places he couldnt have gotten before. My eyes squeezed shut at the pleasure raking through my body; it hurt so much, but damn I needed this from Tyler Robert Joseph. "I-Im gonna cum, oh fucking HELL!" I scream, seeing black spots appear infront of me as I open my eyes. "Im not fucking done with you just yet, hold it in" He barks, some how fucking me faster. I moaned as I hit my head againts the wall, pleasure struckin. I held onto my orgasm, trying not to let it slip out of my clutch, but with the force Tyler was fucking me at, and the moans and groans coming from his mouth let me loose it.

I didnt have time to warn him that I was about to cum, it just happened. I rolled my eyes back into my head as I clenched around his cock. I moan in pure ecstasy as I cum around his throbbing shaft, closing my eyes tightly. "Since you like to cum without my permission, your gonna c-cum again" He spat, snaking a hand between us and rubbing my clit. I gasped, letting out the loudest pornagraphic moan I could let out. I grabbed the wrist that was rubbing my clit, scrunching my face up and panting histeracally. He smirked and started rubbing faster anyway. I used my other hand to try and push him away; the pleasure was over whelming my body. "Ah ah no you dont" He says, making his forearm push harder on my throat. I lost my oxygen, losing my voice and my energy, closing my eyes. "D-daddy, F-fu-cking he-ll!" I choke out, whimpering. "Hold on, im almost there" He warns, letting his mouth gape open. "Look at me, dollface" He says, removing his hand from my clit and cupping it to my chin. "Let me see those pretty eyes" He says, biting his lip. I open my eyes, staring into his own. They where dialated, the cocoa color ablaze. He panted out a moan, mouth gaping. "Oh-oh, fucking-" He choked out as he spilled into me. His cock twitched and throbbed, triggering my 3rd orgasm. I milked his cock with my convulsing walls, both of us pleasure struckin and talking like we were in a pornographic film. Curses and moans and groans fell from both of our mouths as we rode out our orgasms till we were both too sensitive to continue on.

Tyler leaned his forehead against mine, both of us still out of breath. We shared a laugh at how shook we were. "I cant move" I whisper out, my voice a little horse from my screaming and moaning earlier. "I dont want to move" I add, letting out a sigh. "Me either, Y/n" He says, his voice deep. "I could keep you like this all day and night and not get sick of it" He says, moving away from the wall slowly. I wrap my arms around him for support as he starts to walk back to the bed.

With all the energy he had left, he carefully laid me down on one side; using all of his strength to limp to the other. He plopped down onto the bed, sprawling out. We both inhaled and exhaled deeply, turning our heads to look at each other. "Should I walk you to your house?" He asks, holding out a hand to my cheek, rubbing the skin. I smile faintly, "Ill make up some excuse that I needed some alone time or something-I dont know" I shrug weakly. He smiles his cute smile, the one that was near and dear to his heart. "Im suggesting you wanna sleep over here?" He says, getting under the bed covers. I join with him, "Is that alright with you?" I ask in a sarcastic tone, grinning like a goofball. "Does a piano have a G note?" He says sarcastically. "Ill take that as a yes" I answer, cuddling up to him. He wraps his arm around me, my head laying on his inked chest. "Night, Joseph" I say, only above a whisper. "Night, Doll" ............. I open my eyes to rays of sunshine displayed on the ends of the bed. I feel Tyler playing with my hair, stroking my forehead and running his hands through strands. "Good morning" I whisper, smiling faintly. "Mornin'" He says, turning me so im facing him. We look into our eyes for a little bit; not moving or speaking. All of the sudden, we hear steps from outside the door. Our eyes opened in shock, his big brown pupils shaking in terror of what was about to happen. Neither of us moved, only stared. The door suddenly opened, revealing the one and only, Kelly Joseph. "Tyler, honey! Breakfast is re-TYLER! YOUR IN BIG TROUBLE MISTER!"

(I hope you enjoyed the laughs and pleasures and pains my fanfic has brought to you. Sometimes its nice to have an intense sex dream with Tyler Joseph. But truly, I hope Tyler doesn't read this lol. But anyway, I hope you liked it and cya next time :D)

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huuhhoOh my GOD slrprfrsrfl(more lip licking noises)ooooh my GOd whoaoaohah. *huffing* a completeed chorus 2! HOLY SHIT oh my gohd

(silky made me this image as per request ily silky)

WELL HERE WE GO!!!!!!! A COMPLETED CHORUS CHAPTER 2!!!!!!!! CLOCKING IN AT 20,588 FUCKING WORDS AND 45 PAGES IN GOOGLE DOCS! lets see how many bs words I can add to that count am I right ladies

because of, I dont know, any italicization or bolding in the text itself was lost when I copy/pasted it to here so I guess the Experience isnt as Deep BUT ITS ALL GOOD ANYWAY because only I get to type in bold. thats how you know its me and not a rabble, but I also italicized lines that I really wanted to talk about

ill put all the Canon Real Text in an indent tho happy reading,

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The new canon is that in between those dashes is a really terrible swear word that the author censored with asterisks. only he knows it and he’ll unleash it when you criticize his fic

Pacing quickly around her room in a long, frustrated circle, Lisette’s worries were quickly drawing to a boiling point.

lisette’s circles make me long and frustrated am I right fellow dudes

Typically, she was a very easy-going person, the kind of girl who’d shrug off most concerns and instead focus on keeping a positive outlook. However, after spending her entire morning going through the motions, feeling trapped in a listless, uneasy funk, even she couldn’t help but be affected. It was almost noon already and still she couldn’t move her thoughts past yesterday’s tea party, to the look she’d seen weathered across Alto’s face.

Lisette is right to be threatened and uneasy. this is like the scene in the opening where the village is getting crystallized and its too late for rosa and shes like SAVE YOURSELF except instead its sexification

She hadn’t had the courage to say anything at the time, but it had haunted her thoughts ever since. Making it worse, when she’d attempted to find her mother to ask her for her advice, she hadn’t been able to find her anywhere, so she’d wound up simply spending the previous night with Marie.

the ghosts of the last chapter vaguely implying alto is too horney to sleep in the same bed as marie have returned and im frightened

“He’s… he’s still on edge, isn’t he?”

It wasn’t right. The fighting was over and peace had been won, but even when he should have been relaxing with his friends, Alto was still wearing the same guarded, strained expression. It was the same heart-breaking look she’d seen from her friend all throughout their battles, at all the times she’d stood at his die, watching him make the most difficult decisions of his life.

STOOD AT HIS DIE

She didn’t think any of the others had noticed. Perhaps she was the only one that would even be able to recognise the difference, after all, she was the only one who’d known him before all this. Back in Mithra he hadn’t been anything like that, he’d smiled freely and his gaze had was always carefree, to the point of being cheeky. Their entire lives had changed ever since she became a Witch and he followed to become her Knight… but she’d always hoped all this time that it could still return to how it was when everything was finally over.

“No,” she corrected herself, her body sagging with a deep sigh. There wasn’t any point lying to herself about this, “I’m not that naïve, I always knew it wouldn’t be that easy…”

“gee” said lisette out loud to herself with no one else around, “I am lisette from the video game stella glow. I am five foot four and my blood type is

Because, she knew Alto. And she knew, for him, that it had never been about the battles. He didn’t fear fighting, he would recklessly throw himself into danger without even a second’s thought if it meant he could help someone. As she’d told him so many times, his overwhelming compassion was both his best and worst trait. He was courageous to the point of stupidity, all he cared about was protecting the people important to him, keeping the people he loved safe and happy, as best he could. That was all the fighting had ever meant to him. And that was why she’d always known it couldn’t possibly be that easy for him.

im giving this alto analysis a 2 alto is a liberal degenerate who really loves hunting and also u dont know anything about him jl “AWOOOGAA” davenport if u tell me about him again ill kill you

Crying out in annoyance, Lisette slumped across the room and threw herself onto her bed, sinking deep into the large, soft mattress as if to try let it absorb a fraction of her worries.

I cannot shake the feeling he was thinkin bout her tiddies when he wrote this

‘Alto’s still fighting, even now,’ she knew that. It was a truth she’d struggled to deal with for days now, ‘The war isn’t over for him yet, because he’s still pushing himself to try find a way to keep every one of us happy.’

fuckin dumb ass horny ass bitch. mediocre ass, pathetic ass, money grubbing, fucking stupid bitch ass you dont put apostrophes around thoughts its ugly as shit

It was a painful thought, the elephant in the room and something she hated thinking about. But somehow, not thinking about it, pretending to simply ignore had become even worse.

does lisette know what an elephant is. does that expression exist. this is third person limited so its kind of weird to use that kind of anachronism

After all, if Alto was still fighting, then she wanted to fight alongside him! She was his family, his comrade, his first Witch and even his (prospective) girlfriend,

I had to cut this off because it was next level dumbshit literally anyone is his prospective girlfriend with that state of their relationship. im his prospective girlfriend 

there wasn’t a single part of her that wanted to do anything less than to support him with all her might. He was a part of her soul. He was the man she loved and someone who she would never allow herself to be separated from, she’d known those feelings for absolute certainty ever since the moment she’d woken up from death’s door and travelled around the world to stand at his side. Just thinking about him wracking himself with worries and her not helping him was terrifying!

1. 

2. that last sentence is the worst written thing in, if not human existence, then the century

And, she spared a glance over at the mirror she’d been avoiding looking at all day, even aside from that, could she really say she was any different? Was she truly able to smile like before, only because their fighting was over?

hackles raised at the prospect of mirror kink

Lisette gave a dry laugh, reaching out and squeezing the small stuffed pig Popo had given her, pressing it against her considerable chest. 

1. the pig is kinda cute like maybe but who tf is vending these smutfic items. who is crawling around in the back alleys selling cursed objects that make people horny as fuck. did ewan make a deal with the devil to sell all his twilight-zone-monkey-paw shit from his brief sponsorship with baddragon

2. die

3. lisette’s chest is CONSIDERABLE all right. it makes me CONSIDER ending it all

For all their outward appearances, in this, at least, she doubted it was any different from any of the others, no doubt that was why everything had seemed so off lately, “We’re all just stuck in limbo, aren’t we?”

this is the longest string of indirect pronouns ever like whomst??? and what an eerie sentence to end a section on. though u kno what stay in limbo

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those dashes are containing the massive power of the cuss word. if even one of them falters or breaks formation the sheer obscenity would vaporize us all

Unfortunately for Lisette, her self-examination came with no easy answers or steps forward. Even though she’d accepted that being stuck in place as they were was only making things worse for all of them and particularly for Alto, there was no obvious solution she could latch onto, to change things.

this literally picks up? exactly where the previous section ended? like. with information that flows from the previous paragraph. if youre going to make that fucking big then why is it functionally useless

However, now more than ever, she was a determined woman and slowly -as the time passed and the morning faded away into early afternoon- slowly, her resolve held out and she was able to fearlessly consider even the truths she’d previously tried so hard to avoid.

why is this the ugliest formatting ive ever seen have you ever heard of an em dash or, a comma. also im losing shit at Determination Resolve Holding Out Shes Never Done This wasnt this like the sole bad point of her tunings

She knew she loved Alto, that he was the only man who’d ever made her feel complete 

But, she also knew that the other Witches felt just the same, she forced herself to accept the fact that he was just as important to them as he was to her.

ok nvm im not done being pissed at The Only Man like yeah lisette its called comphet im rewriting this so that lisette realizes shes a lesbian and also that whole Complete Her thing is all of whats wrong with lisettes arc like all of it this is what men do

It was something they’d all consciously avoided discussing, something that none of them seemed to know how to deal with. Her companions, the other Witches, were all as close as family to her, she loved them all dearly… And yet, they were all competing, in their own way, for the same man.

alto is three years old

She was sure they must feel just as awkward about that as her, there was a reason why even the ever impulsive Popo or the harsh-blunt Sakuya 

tell u whats harshing my blunt........this fic ((takes a weed puff

had never said anything and why, no matter how much they talked and how much they shared, this single topic was never once addressed directly, they’d all been working on the same process as her- that it was too strange a situation and too difficult a conversation to deal with, that the best thing to do was simply wait till after the war when Alto would be able to reciprocate their feelings, and then there the problem would solve itself. Well… The war was over. And they were all still tiptoeing around each other’s hearts, all waiting for the same response from the same man. “We must all seem so silly.”

tf were they supposed to do to address it? like lets just accept the gross situation but was they supposed to so call everyone to a room lisette spins around in a big chair and says We’re Here To Discuss The Het or maybe this happens

She could just imagine how ridiculous this situation must appear from the outside; five best friends all in love with the same man, all waiting for him to respond to their feelings and all marooned in the same silent stand-off, walking on eggshells while pretending everything was fine. No doubt her mother found it hilarious.

thats the worst line ive ever seen in my life. oedipus rex has nothing on this bitch

that aside like accepting them all as comphets for the moment. literally never interacted on a regular basis with another boy their age. except hilda I guess but it doesnt matter this is so dumb! yall is a bunch of trauma victims you cant just jump directly into the boinking

“Grrr! This is all your fault Alto! Stupid! Since when did you get so popular anyway!? You weren’t like that in Mithra! You’re just… you’re just too dependable… You mean so much to all of us, we can’t help but love you…”

deadass u told me this was dialogue from the anime where the tiddies bounced when the girl blinked? id believe it

He was their conductor. They all loved him. They all wanted to be with him. They were all waiting for him to favour only them…

dont like how its treated that its an absolute that witches will just fall for their conductor thats like sayin no one is safe around bi ppl. reach perhaps but its the same dumbass ideas

Perhaps that was the worst part of all. The more she thought about it, the more she was starting to realise just what an impossible situation their feelings and expectations had put Alto into. She knew better than anyone just how much he cared for each of them, she’d healed the scars on his body time and again that showed just how far he’d go to protect any of them… And yet, without ever really thinking how, they were all still asking him to then choose between them, to decide which of his Witches he loved the most.

but also I just had the revelation that author does not know what romantic love is like, at all, and the smoke cleared I am enlightened and theres nothing I dont understand

And, she couldn’t help him at all, could barely even support him in what must be an incredibly painful choice for him. All she could do was leave it to him, and trust that when he did choose, that he felt the same way about her as she did about him and they would finally be together. As for the rest… She didn’t know… The thought of him choosing one of the others over her was almost too painful, to terrifying to consider, but the knowledge that her friends would have to go through that was no less terrible…

tired of u demonizing r*mantic love. fuck its th most exhilarating experience of my life. that and having a baby shark sit in my hands. dont give all these Oh No People Get Hurt to justify just fuckin whoever u want

That was the mire they were all stuck in. That was why Alto was still looking so stressed and why none of them had been able to move forwards. There wasn’t anything any of them could do and there was no way to make everyone happy. She frowned bitterly. ‘…Would… Would it even make us happy?’

me, who had never been as happy as I am prior to being in love: hell yeah bitch dis go hard as hell flocka

It was a strange thing to consider, something she’d never once thought before this very moment- she’d thought for so long she was waiting for Alto to return her feelings, she’d wanted so long to be with him and to be together forever. But, would she really be happy like that? Could she truly be happy being with the man she loved at the expense of watching the companions she held dear, the friends she’d bled and cried together with, becoming heartbroken? Mordi, Popo, Sakuya, and especially Hilda, after all they’d been through, after how important she knew Alto was to each of them… Her heart clenched in her chest just imagining it!

if this is a question then ur not in romantic love idiot! shut up

But… That was how it had to be, wasn’t it? They’d all been foolish enough to fall for the same man, there was only one Alto. No.

dumps the big ass mess of gl***ng pr**e poly edits here but im not saving it to my computer so u gotta imagine it

Lisette propped herself up on the bed, a previously unfathomable conclusion quickly becoming clear to her. No. She couldn’t accept that. And Alto surely wouldn’t accept that. He’d never accepted that they couldn’t stop the Eclipse. He hadn’t accepted that they couldn’t fight against God. And, at the end of everything, he’d refused to accept that Mother Qualia had to be their enemy. A solution that put the entire burden on Alto and led to all her friends being heartbroken? How could she ever accept that!? How could she ever have thought something like that would make her happy!? That wasn’t how they worked! They were the Tuning Knights, humans that had defeated God and saved Marie! They would never accept such a lukewarm compromise.

fucking................mormons..................................

‘Well now,’ she laughed, ‘If I really think about it, the solution is pretty obvious, isn’t it?’ It was reckless and crazy, nothing at all like anything she’d ever imagined herself doing… But then, didn’t that just make it the same as everything else they’d done?

this isnt even how polyamory works!!!!!!!! sorry im not being funny I just really value r*mant*c love and listen NO ONE would just sit down and think “yes clearly the healthiest thing for the person my heart is devoted to is to juggle 6 relationships”

“Yup! I’m not gonna accept anything like that!” ultimately, all that mattered was the same conclusion she’d come to, ever since she’d returned to life. She already knew what she wanted, she just had to make it happen, “Alto, I’m by your side. Always. I’ll support you!”

hi im lisette and this is my boyfriend alto! we’re queering heterosexuality by having him fuck a ton of girls at once! swipe right if you want to hop on that dick. no gays allowed

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me: this is bad content

jldavenport: h*mg*n*n*l*b*ng*s*gl*m

me: vaporized in silhouette against the wall from the sheer power

Finishing off a long day of meetings, reports and training, clad in his usual attire (sans the armour,

oh shit its sans thearmour!!!! gonna have a bad time that being said makes sense that hes european the gross fuck

thankfully for him) and returning from the dormitory baths with a relieved sigh, Alto scarcely had time to close the door to his room behind him before he was suddenly jolted from his thoughts by an excited knocking. “Eh? Lisette?”

the phrase “dormitory baths” pisses me the fuck off where do you get off jldavenport. probably all over your keyboard but stop saying shit like that this isnt your canon bitch

A late-night visit from his orange haired friend wasn’t especially unusual, but to see her standing around in her Witches outfit 

epithets, especially those that refer to hair color, are awful and amateurish but because he still doesnt know this apparently: Redhead. Is. A. Fucking. Word. 

in her Witches outfit

that wasnt good enough to warrant that large of an image but like that movie fucked me up so bad lets see what scars me worse the mouse scene or this fic

at this time of night certainly was. And even stranger than that, she was wearing the original outfit, the one she’d worn since the first time she’d awakened to her powers in Mithra, rather than the more dazzling Goddess robes she’d gained after he’d finally tuned her heart, ‘I suppose it’s probably easier to sit around in this one?’ If he had to wear something as flashy as any of the dresses the girls wore, he was sure he’d spent half his time worrying about ripping it.

honestly content notwithstanding this reads like an instructional on what NOT to do when writing. you write like this? dont. its very entry level like I cant say that I necessarily write better but do what I say not what I do

throwing the goddess thing out there is like him saying LOOK!!!! A FACT i KNOW ABOUT THE ACTUAL CANON!!!!!! HAHA

Despite standing staring at him from the hallway, with her face flushed and eyes not quite meeting his, she still hadn’t said anything, “Er, Lisette? Is something wrong?”

knocking on someones door and forgetting why ur there is a neurodivergent feel lisette has adhd now and theres nothing you can do about it

“Ah!” she jumped before finally shaking herself off and responding with a slight anxiousness, anxiety. see me after class “No, no not really. I just… I’ve had a lot of mind and I thought it’d be better if we could talk a bit? Do… Do you mind if we spend the night together, again?”

lisette u were literally talking to urself five minutes ago abt havin him fuck everyone and now ur all anime blushus. bitch

He swallowed, his mouth suddenly dry. She wanted to share his bed again? Spend the night holding hands like back then? Stopping himself short of giving her an answer, Alto suddenly realised just how imploringly she was looking up at him.

they literally used this exact Mouth Suddenly Dry thing last chapter do ppl who enjoy this fic actually like that r smthn. they get wet 4 the dry

“Huh, it’s not like you to actually ask…” He teased softly. Usually Lisette was far more insistent about this sort of thing, he’d normally expect her to simply march into his room and seat herself on his bed. He only realised as she spoke that for her to act like this, for whatever reason she was acting like this, it must be important to her that he did accept her request 

ugly sentence. ugly, ugly sentence. ew. im actually so bored by this sentence im ceasing work on this for the night good bye

She didn’t want to force it on him. Still… He couldn’t help but hesitate. It was stupid, he knew, but he’d felt awkward spending time alone with any of the girls since after the war, lest any of them get the wrong idea.

“get the wrong idea” DONT FUCKING WRITE ALTO LIKE THIS I AM IMMORTAL MY SKIN IS ADAMANTINE YOU SHALL FALL BEFORE ME

A moment passed and still Lisette didn’t say anything; clenching her hands nervously below her wait -and unintentionally pushing her impressive bust out even further towards him- 

the commissioner, apparently upon seeing stella glow:

she silently awaited his response. Blushing a little under her low gaze, Alto realised it was getting harder and harder to remember the days when he’d seen her just like a sister.

this proves its inhuman and disgusting because it gave me visceral flashbacks to fire emblem fates so lemme post some of my fave incest quotes from that, starting with the ones it made me astral project into

2.

did that last one haunt u because for a split second you imagined a world where lisette said them? good bc that shit keeps me up at night. im tired of cropping these quotes out so like we’re done my point has been made

In the end though, he couldn’t possibly deny her. Not for no reason, and not when she looked at him like that, “Yeah, of course Lisette. That sounds fun.”

the begging thing from the last chapter hit me full force in memory and I honestly hope it comes back bc ive got a dynamite joke locked and loaded

Breaking out into a bright smile, the Water Witch sagged in relief, taking him by surprise as she reached out to take his hand in hers, letting her body fall soft and warm against him as she did so. Her breath tickled hot across his collar and Alto’s heart jumped in shock!

DONT EVER USE EXCLAMATION POINTS LIKE THIS im serious. it is about as ugly, 2007-fanfic-net-core you can get. 

Her hands felt smooth and gentle, wrapped warm around his… 

HIS WHAT

he’d felt that before, it was pleasant, although not anything new. But feeling her head falling lovingly to his shoulder like this and having her entire body now laying against his… His mouth went dry, 

Wet 4 The Dry Confirmed

he could even feel her breasts pushing large and heavy against his own chest! ‘Woah… S-So soft… They’re even bigger than Rosa’s, aren’t they?’

can you believe this was written completely unironically? like, people find this hot? if it didnt deplete the experience of reading this fic id replace every line referencing boobs with a comment from nicki minaj’s instagram

For just a split second, no matter how much of a gentleman he was, standing there like that, it was impossible for him not to compare the mother and daughter.

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SON

“Li-Lisette?” he choked out, desperately reigning in his thoughts before they rampaged down a dangerous direction. “Mmm, Alto, hehe, I’m glad,” she giggled happily, skipping back and beaming up at him as she tugged on his hands, leading him off, “Even just being like this with you, I feel better already!”

ok I have NO idea what movement theyre doing. shes like, skipping and then she comes back and takes his hands and idk probably his dick or something

Absolutely caught up in her rhythm, they were halfway down the hall before Alto finally realised she’d pulled him completely out of his room!

heres a coded message just for katt: e*****t w** d****** **m!the narration means he was aware she was pulling him so like where the fuck did he think he was going if not outside his room

“Uh, h-hey, Lisette? We’re going somewhere? I thought you wanted to go to sleep?” “That’s right,” she nodded simply, giving up and tugging him and instead falling into step beside him, “But your bed’s too small for it to be comfortable, so we’re gonna use my room instead!” Alto almost dug his heels in from sheer indignation! 

im sorry. im sorry I had to cut this up but come on. come the fuck on. indignation. like she made a point and alto is all “insolent female requesting things of me” have you not met alto. authot is from r/incels

She’d come all this way to see him, just to drag him back to her room!? How self-indulgent could she be!? And, it wasn’t as if his bed back in Mithra had been any larger and she’d never complained before. Eventually, he just sighed and followed her lead, it wasn’t worth getting worked up over. If it would make her happier, then that was fine. It might be nice to spend a night in someone else’s room for a change too.

Walking hand in hand through the halls like this was fairly embarrassing, thankfully it seemed that it was late enough that no-one else was around. He really, really didn’t want to suddenly run into Rusty like this, let alone Giselle, or Sakuya… Supressing a shudder, Alto hurried on.

“let alone giselle” wh???? I am so baffled by this. obviously rusty or sakuya would give him shit but whats giselle gonna do??? is alto being bullied by a robot?????? I want giselle to appear and smash alto’s frosting into the ground

“I won’t hesitate, bitch,” said Giselle, pointing her laser at altos dick and shattering it into one million individual pieces

Unlike the tiny spare room he’d been assigned so long ago now, Lisette, as a Witch, had been housed in the premium quarters on the other side of their dormitory. 

stop. stop saying dormitory. this is not a college

Luckily in this case, unlike the Palace, the building wasn’t overly large so it was only a short trip to her room. They arrived a few minutes later, just as his heart was beginning to settle down.

…

what happened to the long ass aterisks break. oh god the swear word is coming isnt it

Unfortunately, the moment Lisette opened the door and they stepped inside, Alto’s breath was one again caught violently in his throat, “H-Hilda!?” And indeed, kneeling serenely atop a small cushion in the middle of the large room, the Time Witch was sipping calmly from her usual green ceramic tea-cup, as if there was nothing strange about her presence here at all.

I dont like how shes sitting on a pillow in the center of the room that sounds ritualisitic

(bangs pink cup on the ground) She Sits On The Sacrificial Fuck Pillow ((group of hooded figures behind me start chanting “Fuck Pillow! Fuck Pillow!”

Watching as she settled the drink aside, perfectly in synch with the sound of Lisette locking the door behind her, Alto’s mouth went dry.

theres so much wrong with the syntax and shit but im pushing that all aside to say how fucking difficult it is to sync sound like that even on purpose so yeah theyre def doing a cult sacrifice to the original sex god, elcrest

A moment of silence reigned and somewhere in the back of his currently panicking mind, the bewildered Conductor couldn’t help but notice that Hilda too was wearing her standard Witches’ outfit, the same form fitting black dress 

“dress” very generous for mr boob grower

and wide sweeping hat she’d become associated with for so many years. However, in her case, this wasn’t much of a surprise. As far as he’d seen from the White-Haired woman, she didn’t seem to actually own any normal, casual attire and, while he knew she deeply adored he beautiful white dress she’d unlocked when he’d purified her lonely heart, he also knew that even she couldn’t help but feel rather self-conscious, wearing something that was practically a wedding dress as an everyday outfit, he hadn’t seen Hilda’s Goddess Robes since the end of the final battle.

I literally cannot read any part of this paragraph except the capitalization of White-Haired and Goddess Robes this was either written in the 1700s or modern day by me dissociating in a target bathroom this is so funny if the fic gets any funnier ill die

“Alto? I’m surprised. Isn’t it a bit late for you to be visiting a woman’s bedroom?”

horny dont got business hours babe

“Ah, H-Hilda! It’s, it’s not what you’re thinking, I, Lisette!? Wha-” “Relax Alto,” the Water Witch giggled softly as she stepped forward, taking his hand again, but this time wrapping herself around his arm, “She’s just teasing you.” “Wha… Abuh?”

this is harem anime/fire emblem dialogue right down to the “Abuh?” actually thats the defining thing you hear someone say that youre in a straight anime and you need to run for your fucking life

“My apologies,” Hilda nodded, offering him a small smile in recompense as she matched Lisette’s movements, taking hold of his other hand, her pale face burning bright red as her soft fingers entwined with his, “I just, got a little flustered seeing you so suddenly… I… I wasn’t sure what to say.”

ok first of all you cannot write hilda in any realm of possibility but also like this is yet another thing to not trust men for: emphasizing the whiteness of a womans skin. he is a racist, plain and simple

Her hand squeezed nervously around his and Alto realised just how easily he could feel her racing heart through the light fabric of her dress when she pulled his arm against herself. Not that Lisette was any different, he couldn’t possibly believe in the confidant front she was showing after knowing her as long as he had, not when he could feel her entire body trembling against him.

hilda is like two ft tall howd she even reach his arm. also like there isnt even any fabric boy u raw touchin her 

His mouth opened and closed, but he couldn’t think what to say, he wasn’t mentally prepared for any of this! He’d gone from expecting to go to sleep, to being visited by Lisette, to being dragged through the halls, and now he was being sprung with some surprise meeting!? And both of them were clinging to him like never before! 

this is in character alto not wanting to have a threesome so he can go nap

He couldn’t possibly keep up. Before he even realised it, he’d been pulled all the way over to Lisette’s bed and was sitting with a girl wrapped around either of his arms.

what a problem! what a terrible day for him! what are the odds of this happening!

“What… What’s going on?” “Something good.” Hilda answered in her own cryptic fashion, her voice almost breathless and her blazing red cheeks half hidden behind his cloak as she shyly slid in right next to him.

it is most certainly not good ma’am

“That’s right,” Lisette agreed, happily snuggling up against him as she squeezed herself around his other arm, “We’re gonna help you come to a decision!”

we’re gonna make u C*M...............to a decision ;)

Alto blinked, “Eh?”

petition for this to turn out like the friends episode where ross got kicked out of a threesome with his wife and another woman bc they were lesbians so he left and made a sandwich

conveniently the fic decides to break here anyway so thats all you get for now. I’ll finish the other parts later (im expecting like maybe five because of the gargantuan size of this travesty) and link them direct from here 

Part 2 here! (coming soon)

[thelostpagesofportlyndon]

Dumpster files: Pierce. Yee.

"I can't..." Christabella lowered her head a little, shaking it.  "I can't find im an I can't...I don't have money or - I -  I wouldn't ask..."  She choked as she tried to hold back the tears welling in her eyes her arms tightening around the bundle in her arms. She didn't know it was one of many but the dark haired scientist sighed; Pity filling her eyes.   Rachael Constantine was cursed to never have a child of her own; A result of and accidental death she caused of another's child. She didn't know that and her desire for one outweighed the logical mind she relied on.  She knew it was a demon's spawn and that chances were it'd just result in trouble... ---

It wasn't that Bella forgot and Pierce understood that in the time he was born for her to travel as far as she did to find Paimon again; Traveling back was to much of a journey and she was already sickly; Letters sent to him explained about how she'd been bound to a wheelchair... And although he met his father once, he was cold and distant simply patting his head and introducing him to the girl that traveled with him.  Pyra was about five years younger than him with messy strawberry blonde curls and violet eyes,  A scar on her face that must've been deep judging by it's layers and facinated by the science his adoptive mother had occupied him with.  He wasn't jealous; He was happy in his life and understood and comprehended his mother's decision...  She wanted him safe and that's what he was. ---

Times changed, Faster than anyone else expected; Rachael passed on and lived again; Pierce always checking in on her from afar but keeping distant. Her curse was one of the things he'd wished to solve.

Aside from that however, Science was a factor in changing everything from how the lived and where they lived, Pierce always found himself involved in it somehow before settling into the fields of medicine and chemistry. It was painfully easy for him. He wasn't affected like other humans he worked beside. He could put his fingers into acid or work with a contagious disease. His demonic traits protected him from being ill or harmed.

It wasn't long until he got and offer; A small company in Japan that was working specifically with using non-humans for the greater good of humanity; It seemed like a fine idea from what they originally presented.  It was something nobody else remembered; They weren't always bad. Infact, half the staff was non-human.

Vampires found they detect blood infections, Heart attacks.  Phoenixes could safely find people in a fire, Werewolves could find injured or hurt humans faster than any other human technology at the time.  And Mermaids did the same in the sea.  They wanted to help... They wanted to help the humans they cared about and make them safer and healthier.

And Pierce wanted to be part of it. ---

"So what exactly are you doing in my lab?" Pierce quietly asked as he turned the lights on, closing the door behind him. He was able to see in the dark -  He didn't know if that was his mother or father's genes but, eh.  He'd watched the woman rooting through his files in silence for a bit; She was average; Redish pink hair with teal eyes and glasses. She was wearing a dark sweater and a dark pair of pants and a ratty jacket; it looked like it belonged to someone else. A man's coat; leather with a few tears. The woman paused; adjusting to the lights - she was tense until she realized he posed no threat. He was calm and still.

"What exactly are you all - doing?" She retorted; crossing her arms and pinning the files she'd already snagged from his drawer. "You can have them. I have copies..." He replied as he set down his notebooks. "We're helping people...Or at least trying to. It'd be easier if the majority of humans weren't so closed minded."

The silence lingered for a moment. "...It sounded different from what I heard."  

"You seem unsurprised by the fact creatures exist so I'm presuming you know one...or two. you know they don't get any respect if they're not being burned at the stake or hunted like animals. Nobody believes we're out to make things better...I'd hope if you were intelligent enough to walk in here unseen that you'd be intelligent enough not to presume a rumor is the truth."

Intella glared for a moment at the insulting of her intelligence but the issue lingered that he was correct. He was entirely correct...She'd assumed the worst.

"So. Why don't we start anew?" He chimed with a soft smile as he extended a hand. "Pierce Inferno."  

"Inferno?" She was surprised but reached for his hand after a moment. "Intella Migatori... Nice to meet you." ---

"So I'd like you all to meet the new CEO, Jasper Hemsworth. And! His associate and the new head of the medical ward, Vincent Constantine."

Pierce clapped faintly as he looked at the two men; Vincent he already respected... Jasper however; He pretended to be kind but it was and act.   --- "Pai -  Ahem. Dad?" Pierce pushed the door open a little. He hadn't been to there newest house; Bella didn't remember him but hugged him anyways and simply accepted his presence; Paimon blinked a couple times. "Pierce. I haven't seen you for a century." He remarked; It was more of a statement.  

"Intella told me what you - do.  Do you know anything about a Jasper Hemsworth?"

Paimon paused as he debated for a moment before a realization dawned on him. "Jasper. I do recall him being the son of that - " His fist tightened for a moment before letting out a sigh. "I believe his name was Anthony Hemsworth; He seemed to think your mother was and experiment and if I recall I ripped his head off." he calmly recalled the events; Anger still in his fingertips as he pondered. "I haven't heard anything about his son.  Why?"  

"He's my new boss...I just find him sketchy. He showed up out of nowhere and just seemed to fall into the position. Vincent- Vincent Constantine keeps being called his associated but Vincent says he didn't even know him until he got the job."

A short silence followed until Paimon simply gave a small nod. "I'll find out what I can."  Pierce was surprised; Paimon always seemed really harsh in the past but there was warmth in his eyes for just a split second. Perhaps, Bella was correct about him...

---

Bang, Bang. Intella cringed at the sound at her door; it was almost 5 AM; She managed to get her glasses on and shuffle out of bed and paused; pushing her books back into place. This shabby apartment wouldn't do for much longer... If only she could live in a library.

She flicked the lights on before opening the door; Pierce standing before her with shaking hands, soaking wet, blood on his lab coat and tears on his cheeks.  "Pierce..?" He was so calm and collected that she barely recognized him like this.

Intella had enough time to make tea before he caught his breath and recentered himself, relaying what happened. Men in military gear were forcing creatures; A siren, vampire, demon, Pyra...  Even some of the staff into cages and cells; New scientists flooded the rooms and were checking everyone for non-human traits.   Vincent had used a trick for himself and Pierce and was evidently guilty about not being able to help the rest. Jasper explaining that he was changing the 'direction' of the company.    

Pyra fought back; he tried to persuade her without breaking cover but it didn't help; The last he saw she was drugged and dragged off. He didn't know what to do...

Intella was horrified but kept a calmer wit as she assured him what to do... He had to stay.  Someone had to be inside; To warn them. ---

"What did you...do?" Pierce tried to remain neutral but his tone shook as he looked at the blood soaked table in the medical bay; Vincent stood in the corner staring at the blood on the floor quietly while the new surgeon boasted about the metal being able to slice through Pyra's bones like butter.  This was a nightmare. --- Pierce asked to move departments; He wasn't doing this to anyone...he refused.  So the basement was the only place to go; There was only one mutation? Abomination? so far; A dog without a head that was still alive due to the demon blood inside it... He wanted to run but Intella was right; and things were only getting worse.

[coloredinsanity]

"I can't..." Christabella lowered her head a little, shaking it. "I can't find im an I can't...I don't have money or - I - I wouldn't ask..." She choked as she tried to hold back the tears welling in her eyes her arms tightening around the bundle in her arms. She didn't know it was one of many but the dark haired scientist sighed; Pity filling her eyes. Rachael Constantine was cursed to never have a child of her own; A result of and accidental death she caused of another's child. She didn't know that and her desire for one outweighed the logical mind she relied on. She knew it was a demon's spawn and that chances were it'd just result in trouble... --- It wasn't that Bella forgot and Pierce understood that in the time he was born for her to travel as far as she did to find Paimon again; Traveling back was to much of a journey and she was already sickly; Letters sent to him explained about how she'd been bound to a wheelchair... And although he met his father once, he was cold and distant simply patting his head and introducing him to the girl that traveled with him. Pyra was about five years younger than him with messy strawberry blonde curls and violet eyes, A scar on her face that must've been deep judging by it's layers and facinated by the science his adoptive mother had occupied him with. He wasn't jealous; He was happy in his life and understood and comprehended his mother's decision... She wanted him safe and that's what he was. --- Times changed, Faster than anyone else expected; Rachael passed on and lived again; Pierce always checking in on her from afar but keeping distant. Her curse was one of the things he'd wished to solve. Aside from that however, Science was a factor in changing everything from how the lived and where they lived, Pierce always found himself involved in it somehow before settling into the fields of medicine and chemistry. It was painfully easy for him. He wasn't affected like other humans he worked beside. He could put his fingers into acid or work with a contagious disease. His demonic traits protected him from being ill or harmed. It wasn't long until he got and offer; A small company in Japan that was working specifically with using non-humans for the greater good of humanity; It seemed like a fine idea from what they originally presented. It was something nobody else remembered; They weren't always bad. Infact, half the staff was non-human. Vampires found they detect blood infections, Heart attacks. Phoenixes could safely find people in a fire, Werewolves could find injured or hurt humans faster than any other human technology at the time. And Mermaids did the same in the sea. They wanted to help... They wanted to help the humans they cared about and make them safer and healthier. And Pierce wanted to be part of it. --- "So what exactly are you doing in my lab?" Pierce quietly asked as he turned the lights on, closing the door behind him. He was able to see in the dark - He didn't know if that was his mother or father's genes but, eh. He'd watched the woman rooting through his files in silence for a bit; She was average; Redish pink hair with teal eyes and glasses. She was wearing a dark sweater and a dark pair of pants and a ratty jacket; it looked like it belonged to someone else. A man's coat; leather with a few tears. The woman paused; adjusting to the lights - she was tense until she realized he posed no threat. He was calm and still. "What exactly are you all - doing?" She retorted; crossing her arms and pinning the files she'd already snagged from his drawer. "You can have them. I have copies..." He replied as he set down his notebooks. "We're helping people...Or at least trying to. It'd be easier if the majority of humans weren't so closed minded." The silence lingered for a moment. "...It sounded different from what I heard." "You seem unsurprised by the fact creatures exist so I'm presuming you know one...or two. you know they don't get any respect if they're not being burned at the stake or hunted like animals. Nobody believes we're out to make things better...I'd hope if you were intelligent enough to walk in here unseen that you'd be intelligent enough not to presume a rumor is the truth." Intella glared for a moment at the insulting of her intelligence but the issue lingered that he was correct. He was entirely correct...She'd assumed the worst. "So. Why don't we start anew?" He chimed with a soft smile as he extended a hand. "Pierce Inferno." "Inferno?" She was surprised but reached for his hand after a moment. "Intella Migatori... Nice to meet you." --- "So I'd like you all to meet the new CEO, Jasper Hemsworth. And! His associate and the new head of the medical ward, Vincent Constantine." Pierce clapped faintly as he looked at the two men; Vincent he already respected... Jasper however; He pretended to be kind but it was and act. --- "Pai - Ahem. Dad?" Pierce pushed the door open a little. He hadn't been to there newest house; Bella didn't remember him but hugged him anyways and simply accepted his presence; Paimon blinked a couple times. "Pierce. I haven't seen you for a century." He remarked; It was more of a statement. "Intella told me what you - do. Do you know anything about a Jasper Hemsworth?" Paimon paused as he debated for a moment before a realization dawned on him. "Jasper. I do recall him being the son of that - " His fist tightened for a moment before letting out a sigh. "I believe his name was Anthony Hemsworth; He seemed to think your mother was and experiment and if I recall I ripped his head off." he calmly recalled the events; Anger still in his fingertips as he pondered. "I haven't heard anything about his son. Why?" "He's my new boss...I just find him sketchy. He showed up out of nowhere and just seemed to fall into the position. Vincent- Vincent Constantine keeps being called his associated but Vincent says he didn't even know him until he got the job." A short silence followed until Paimon simply gave a small nod. "I'll find out what I can." Pierce was surprised; Paimon always seemed really harsh in the past but there was warmth in his eyes for just a split second. Perhaps, Bella was correct about him... --- Bang, Bang. Intella cringed at the sound at her door; it was almost 5 AM; She managed to get her glasses on and shuffle out of bed and paused; pushing her books back into place. This shabby apartment wouldn't do for much longer... If only she could live in a library. She flicked the lights on before opening the door; Pierce standing before her with shaking hands, soaking wet, blood on his lab coat and tears on his cheeks. "Pierce..?" He was so calm and collected that she barely recognized him like this. Intella had enough time to make tea before he caught his breath and recentered himself, relaying what happened. Men in military gear were forcing creatures; A siren, vampire, demon, Pyra... Even some of the staff into cages and cells; New scientists flooded the rooms and were checking everyone for non-human traits. Vincent had used a trick for himself and Pierce and was evidently guilty about not being able to help the rest. Jasper explaining that he was changing the 'direction' of the company. Pyra fought back; he tried to persuade her without breaking cover but it didn't help; The last he saw she was drugged and dragged off. He didn't know what to do... Intella was horrified but kept a calmer wit as she assured him what to do... He had to stay. Someone had to be inside; To warn them. --- "What did you...do?" Pierce tried to remain neutral but his tone shook as he looked at the blood soaked table in the medical bay; Vincent stood in the corner staring at the blood on the floor quietly while the new surgeon boasted about the metal being able to slice through Pyra's bones like butter. This was a nightmare. --- Pierce asked to move departments; He wasn't doing this to anyone...he refused. So the basement was the only place to go; There was only one mutation? Abomination? so far; A dog without a head that was still alive due to the demon blood inside it... He wanted to run but Intella was right; and things were only getting worse.

[kristie-rp]

[2016] A Series of Coincidences is Called, “The Universe is Having You On”

Prompt: Found their phone number in a library book au

1.

“Todays’ the day,” Xavier declares to his breakfast – scrambled eggs and toast, because his dad takes being a chef very seriously don’t laugh, Xav – and then gives a determined nod. “I can absolutely do this.”

And maybe he could, but when he gets to school and hangs out all day, even having the stupid note – something he did purely because he overheard her complain that she’s sick of being the messenger for her more popular twins notes, I want some for me, damn it – all prepared and written out ahead of time, ready to slip into her locker or, if he’s feeling particularly brave, into her notebook. The one with the little sketches all over it.

It’s not until after school, when he’s waiting for Isaac’s chauffeur to give them a lift to karate, that he finds out what happened. “Didja hear?” Isaac asks, more attractive with his actually decent looking facial hair (especially for a 14 year old, which, what) and his flawless olive skin and expertly quaffed hair, as he flops down on the stairs where Xavier has sprawled out, face-down on the concrete. “The hot twins got expelled. You know – the one that thinks she’s a dude and the one you have a boner for.”

Xavier does know. He sits up just to tear the little note to shreds. So much for that, he thinks, and in a dramatic teenaged fit later that night, he gives up on the idea of Pandora Rodriquez, gorgeous artist extraordinaire, and then on romance altogether.

2.

It’s ridiculous but Isaac dares him to do it and the new guy encourages the whole thing, so Xavier writes his mobile number on a post it and sticks it in the book he was hoping had information for the stupid class project that he doesn’t want to do. This is what he gets for hoping art history is actually interesting, and as he packs up to leave he swears the terrifying librarian with her magenta hair and dark skin knows exactly what he just did (judging by the snickering from the shelves, the womans boyfriend definitely knows), because she just keeps staring at him. He smiles uneasily and gets the hell out of there, forgetting about it once Vincent and Isaac finish teasing his damn unfortunate self (“You actually did it? Dude, you could’ve just pretended.” “Shut up and do something about your gigantic bisexual boner for the new guy,” Xavier snaps and hits Isaac with a pillow, because he’s still paranoid the librarian will show up and scold him for abusing books despite the fact that he lives on the opposite side of town to the library).

It’s a week later when he gets a text from a number he doesn’t recognise.

(3:43PM) so does this thing help at all with th project on “obscure fuckin artists” or

(3:44 PM) ? what are you talking about

(3:44 PM) who is this by the way

(3:50 PM) hellloooo? 

(4:22 PM) soz not soz. ur number’s in this book. at the library. that was u, rght? 

(4:24 PM) oh. yeah. 

(4:27 PM) but that book was rubbish. i ended up just googling

(4:27 PM) asdhfkldsahfkdlfkjsa 

(4:28 PM) u srs? 

(4:32 PM) IM AT THS HOLE FOR NO REASON FML 

(4:34 PM) breathe, random angry text person

He doesn’t get another text back that day, but he and the unknown number are in contact for a long time yet.

3.

College is fantastic. And by that of course Xavier means he hates it. He tells his cereal as much one morning, never mind that he isn’t even a college student, waiting for Isaac to quit hogging the fucking breakfast. “I hate college.” Just for good measure, he texts the random angry text person (now called ‘poxy paint’ because why not) from sophomore year the same thing.

(7:43 AM) u wke me up for ths shit 

(7:45 AM) you want problems? my roommate sings in the shower

 He snorts, because he can hear Isaac singing fucking Keep Moving On in the next room, and it’s mornings like this that he regrets renting an open plan living space. There’s a bathroom and one closed off room, which sucks because Isaac, as the one who actually has the sex life, is the one who gets dibs. Xavier’s still pining after a crush he had in middle and high school (he regrets nothing, damn it, except for a stupid ripped up note that melted in the rain six years ago).

(7:50 AM) coffeeeeeee

(7:52 AM) nyway. u still wanna meet me? coz im free today

 (7:53 AM) i can come to that shop thing if u want? sis nd her friends want to do smth “cultural” or w/e

 He stares at his phone for a full two minutes before grinning at his cereal, dropping the spoon. “I could actually meet them? Do I want to? Will I ruin everything?

“Quit talking to your fucking food!” Isaac calls. Xavier calls back that he should fuck himself while he’s in there, then texts back.

(7:56 AM) sorry that took so long 

(7:57 AM) the show starts at 10 if your serious. convention center and all 

(8:03 AM) ill b th chick wiv the twin, a lost boi and a crown 

(8:05 AM) i’ll be waiting for you your highness

4.

Vince helps out with the stall, because Isaac has advanced quantum physics or whatever the fuck he’s studying now. Xavier doesn’t care enough to know for sure, and wouldn’t even have an idea it was physics if he hadn’t tripped over a book that morning (“Why is a physics textbook next to the shower?” “I need that for class!” “Noooo? And here I thought you had it for light reading.” “Alright, no need to be sarcastic.”), but it means that he and Vince are manning the stall. Well, Vince is manning the stall. Xavier is mostly just being anxious and doodling little animals running around in circles. When the guy his roommate still has a bisexual boner for (even after they actually did something about it that one Thanksgiving break) became the most responsible person in his life, he doesn’t know, but it’s nice listening to someone other than him argue that his art is worth the price he affixes with little removable tags.

“Vince?” a confused voice chimes. Xavier rolls his eyes – it isn’t the first time someone has recognised the guy who will always be “the new guy” in his social circle – and looks up to scan the room for the crown, the twin and the ‘lost boy’ once again. Seeing nothing, he sighs and looks back at his doodles. “You’re the awkward artist dude?”

Vince looks positively delighted, Xavier discovers when his hand cramps and he looks up yet again as he shakes it out. “Oh my god, you’re the mysterious textee? Seriously?” Maybe he wasn’t there for the event itself, but he knows the story about Xavier’s gigantic crush, courtesy of Isaac himself. He turns to Xavier, says unnecessarily loudly, “Hey Xavier, I didn’t realise it was my Pandora.”

The look Xavier shoots him could wither a sunflower, but Vince just jumps to his feet, gesturing for Pan to come around. “You know what, you two should absolutely take care of things here, I want a break anyway.” He grabs the other guy – who’s mostly just standing there looking bewildered – by the hand and drags him away, borderline skipping. The other girl raises an eyebrow at the one with the – with the crown?

“Is this the guy,” she asks, except it doesn’t quite sound like a question.

“Uh,” the girl says, eloquently, then turns to him. “Phone.”

Xavier points at the counter, baffled, and lets her go through the thing, unlocked to play music as he works. After a moment she emits a triumphant little noise and nods at the other girl – who shakes her head and leaves – and drops the phone on his page. “Hey, so, this is a little bit weird, but – I think I’m the person you’ve been texting for, like, six years or something.” She taps her head; a glance has Xavier realising he didn’t look close enough to spot the fucking crown. It’s paper and bright pink, covered in so much glitter and beads that he’s not sure it’s not just stuck to her hair with glue.

And, worse, he knows her. “Holy shit.” Because maybe Vince thinks this is his Pandora, but before she was his she was his, Xavier’s, in his dreams at least. “This is going to sound absolutely insane, but – you went to Saint Jude’s and got expelled, didn’t you? You’re, uh, you supposedly set something on fire?”

“It was for art,” she retorts, indignant, “why?”

“Because I was, uh,” and he mumbles the last part as quickly as he can, wanting it over with as his cheek turn bright fucking red, “planning on asking you out literally the day you got expelled.”

She starts laughing a minute later, and then, out of sheer desperation, so does he. At this points it’s that or cry.

[survivor-themyscira-blog]

ok so first of all i am sorry for not participating in the challenge !! i had fall break vaca and was super busy but anyways ~ hi im loving this cast so far and i am so glad that i get to play with some new faces! & also some old ones too. im just going to do a brief cast assessment rn so i can record my thoughts on everyone initially:

emily - i love her so much! she is super sweet and i think she is going to be super invested and great at this game which means she could be a potentially strong ally for me moving forward! we have chatted a lot and i really like her andreas - literally havent spoken a word to him yet so we will see .... ian - pharmaCY KING! i was able to bond with him a lot and i think that we have the potential to have a very good dynamic, but it needs to grow organically jordan pines - i have played a few games with him before and he is such an amazing ally as long as he thinks he can beat you in the end. with him i always try to play dumb and act like im bobo the fool [even tho like 50% of the time i actually am bobo the fool so it isnt a full on act] and let him think that he controls my votes so im hoping that works in my favor again lily - no comment honestly i don't care for her and would love to vote her out but idk if i am going to get a wise opportunity for that madeline - she seems super sweet and also she has a really strong personality which i like but we haven't been good about replying to eachother so far so we will see what happens moving forward, id really like to work w her and get to know her better kai - i literally love kai he is so sweet and kind and perfect and i hope we finally get the chance to work together in this game bc we have tried and failed so many times in a row so fingers crossed! rhone - rhone is so fun! i have wanted to play a game w them for the longest time bc they are so iconic and smart strategically. i have hosted and played with them before so i think i have a good insight as to how they play the game. i'd love to work with rhone moving forward toph - toph,,,,ok so coming into this game i was nervous about toph because he is such a crackedt and forward player from past experiences but in my last game i was kind of mean to him so i genuinely apologized to him bc i do feel bad bc im p sure he is much younger than me and honestly i was a little shit when i was his age so if he does decide to forgive me id love to work something out with him the bottom line is that i am down for anything with this game. i always make it my thing to work with people i have never worked with before so hopefully that can happen woo! also i feel like now im an easy vote off since i didnt participate in the challenge so hopefully i can work that to my advantage and make people think im a person who is just a number and a sheep for now. until next time!

I'm SO ready for a tribe swap.  I like my tribe mates but I'm just wondering how hard they are going to try to go in the future ughhhh

CHARLOTTE IS A MEANIE SHE PRETENDS TO LIKE ME BUT THEN SHE DOESNT GIVE ME AN ADVANTAGE AND LAUGHS AT ME

Alrighty! Im way to tired ro film anything and im watching the office so whoops not my problem! Im just kidding lol! So right now as per usual i feel like my game is going to be extremely paranoid which I learned to from my queen Emily in azore I SEE YOU QUEEN. The last time me and her played together i was way to ott and now im more calm and reserved. I feel paranoid right now as to what the hell this dang twist could be!! And i feel like im at the bottom of the totem pool here on this tribe. I’ve been chatting with everyone which is good but jordan pines scares me so much and i know we have to keep him for awhile, I really don’t know how to feel about other people right now. I like nicholas and i can actually talk to him now since ff but i think if ruthie from there tribe survivers and me and emily survive we could be a killer squad. I think jordan pines is the most scariest things on this tribe every because he is so intense and in your face if  you like it or not and its scary. I feel like there already are alliances formed and im scared as fuck by that. Im just going to keep my foot tapping and praying to the jesus that there are no majority alliances former already. Jordan pines can lead an army and that scares me so if I don’t get close with him im screwed man! Rhone dosnt really respond to me so I kinda feel like he might not like me. Lily seems cool and i really Like madelin but Tophily is here to play and float a bloody way to the end lol! Lying isn’t a strong suit of mine so im going to not lie unless im talking to the person going home. I glad we won immunity because I won’t be going anywhere and not be a first boot. My goal Right now is jury but i have to go one day at a a time and take It SLOWWW! Lol!! With this immunity challenge no one can do it so i think i will have to and im okay with that but if we lose and they start blaming me for losing im sorry I actually don’t have a life to live while you guys do! So im just gonna bite my tongue because i have a shit ton of liquids in my fridge which is a plus for us lol!! My family of 6 is now a blessing? Like what the heck!! So there's my thoughts for today and the past day. Im just going to relax watch the office and wait for my Prince Charming to come out! Lol! Whatever happens in this game. Oh fuck wait! i have some tea to spill and you will be quaking in your loafers! So i was doing the puzzle for the idol ajd Someone already found it! I was shook! And Emily is now getting an advantage while ill be snuggled up like a bug in log that’s being tugged on by a slug! That made no sense LOL! Okay now i think all my thoughts are out for now but who knows ill be screaming in my head about not saying something soon lol! And with that and my future boyfriend goodnight and farwell!

https://m.popkey.co/8a68bf/Ao9Xg_s-200x150.gif It's probably a good thing that I have the super idol. Literally no one is talking to me. I'm a little annoyed because I've done pretty much nothing wrong, except not submit for the challenge?? I guess Jack's influence that not doing a challenge is pretty strong over this tribe. Hm. Although I have this idol, there's no guarantee that I'll ever have to use it, and honestly if I go to tribal it's probably best for me that it doesn't become a priority to play it. I really don't want to play it if I don't have to, because the tribe could easily just vote me out the next chance they get. I also told Raymond about the "regular" idol hunt I did today, where he could jump off the cliff and get a number or whatever it was that I did exactly, and he was like "LETS GO ON CALL" but like... I was playing Roblox so Skype 10/10 wasn't gonna let me do a call properly. So I was like... sorry bud but just go search anyways! And he never messaged me back, so I have no clue whether he did or not. Right now, I trust Raymond a lot. I don't know how I feel about Madison or Dan. Amanda is a nice woman, I really wish I had a better relationship with her though. I don't trust Logan (and I know Logan doesn't trust me) and I don't like Jack all that much, unfortunately. I figure that someone is gonna go after me -- potentially Logan. Logan and I have a history of playing games together and while I never once wronged him (at least not by my knowledge?!) he doesn't ever want to trust me in games. There's literally no point in even bothering playing with him because he doesn't like playing with me all that much. But I know Logan would be united against players that I don't get along with, like Nicholas and Jordan Pines. Those two would be my most desired boots from the other tribe just because there's no chance I'd ever align with or trust either of them, plus Jordan has made the end of this series so many damn times already and it's maddening. My personal goal this season is to make it to 9th place. I got 11th last time but I want to break into single digits, a very rare occurrence for me. Like obviously I'm winning this season, but I wanna set some small goals just to make the journey to finals a little less treacherous. Anywho, I think this confessional is long and boring enough. I'm gonna go talk to Jack and see if anything happens. Maybe I can try to understand him a little better, lol

Sorry I've been a bit quiet so far uni took over but it's the weekend and I can catch up. The tribe seem ok, really quiet though not really what I am used to. I found the challenge hard as I didn't really have any time and there was like nothing DC around, guess the UK is a marvel fan! I'm shocked that JG had to go, I love him to bits and was looking forward to working with him but he has his reasons. Hopefully the next challenge will be better for us

Heyyyy sunshines~~~ Just a quick one. I still don't know a bunch of people on my tribe, but I got to chat a bit with Madeline and Tosh. Life is good. I'm pretty sure that somebody already found an idol inside a library book, but I can't tell who it was so whatever :) I can't participate in the next challenge sadly, but that's life. I am taking the social game a lot slower this time around and I feel much better as well now. There's no need to try too hard. I am a bit concerned that I am in touch with too few people, but we shall see about that. JG got eliminated, which makes me sad. Not much to talk about rn. Cya soon!

This game has been pretty exciting so far! It hasn't been like most survivor games where I'm in a rush to talk with everyone in case they decide to murder me in cold blood, so that's nice. I still feel like I'm going to get murdered in cold blood, but it's whatever. My tribe is pretty nice so far, though I'm not the biggest Toph fan and Nicholas seems to be nonexistent. Everything's great otherwise, though. My one idol search had me getting caught by the guards, and I'm honestly not too eager to go out and search again. It'd arouse too much suspicion towards me.

I hate you Charlotte for what you made me do. Not drink those drinks, but that was my last snack pack! You owe me pudding. My fellow competitors Madeline and Toph have earned so much of my respect for doing that challenge too!

If someone has already submitted this then just ignore me It’s the anti-antilopes vs the lit hippos

ALL I KNOW IF MY ASS BETTER NOT GET VOTES OUT AFTER DRINKING THAT VILE ASS CONCOCTION YALL HAD ME DRINK LIKE IM GOING TO BE BURPING A1 SAUCE ALL GOD DAMN WEEK. But like low key jack tho really 1:32......? You lucky I like you bro

Okay, real confession. I think Billy might come for me, but he won't if he's smart. I'm good at contributing to challenges in the tribal phase. Don't fucking touch me. That being said, I don't want billy out. I think Jaiden should go. He won't be helpful, he's not social, I'm not into it. I love him, I do, but as long as he's here, we might as well keep losing. The other option is Amanda. While she's sweet, she's never online, which is understandable, you know? She has kids, she has uni, etc, but that's... not valuable to me at this point in the game. I need to win, I need to escape this tribe alive, I need to not be seeing the VL again ANYTIME soon.

I LOVE THE HIPPOS!!!!!! HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS

Okay so here’s the deal, I like everyone on our tribe. I guess. Billy can be annoying but he’s going through a lot so I can’t ask people to vote him out. Idfk, all I know is these basic hoes couldn’t win this damn challenge? Worse has been in my mouth than honey, bbq sauce, and water and I wasn’t complaining!!!!

I’m Logan talking in the tribe chat but flat out ignoring my messages. Yeah, I think I might get votes tomorrow, but the only way it’ll come out is if myself or Billy receive the majority. The reason why I’d play it on Billy is simply because I feel like I can trust the guy, and not to mention he also has been preoccupied with a freaking funeral, like... what heartless monster votes him out after that? Hopefully I DON’T have to play it, but I’m ready and willing to play it if I have to.

thanks JAIDEN for saying you didn't know I was in this game why would you do that. You make me look either inactive or like I'm stuck up or something UGHHHHSDFJSLDF

Jadien

can i just...idol abbey out of this CHAT?

We Hippos won immunity, Yay. It's good because I haven't quite found my footing in this tribe, I didn't want to compete but everyone was asking to not compete so I might as well step up and do it, I'm not one to shy away from a good challenge, especially when people are, should give me staying power right? At least I did it. I digress, A swap is coming in the next round or two, I can feel it. I need to continue to play as my sweet friendly self, cause deep down I am that guy. My main worry is that when the swap happens I might get targeted buy members of that damn Antelope tribe. My plan to remain consistent but not over the top in challenges might have gotten a little hindered by this on since I did compete. Raymond needs to be premerge booted, the guy killed it in this challenge and we don't need a comp beast going forward. I'll cross my finger he gets got soon. As for life on the Hippo Tribe, I have still kept my clue to the idol secret, if I happen to find it then I might share the clue with someone. If I find it, I sooo want to idol out the person I shared the clue with, this hero archetype player can be a villain given the opportunity. Madeline is cool, she's nice, but she is a talker. Talkers make me hungry, I think my game can benefit by keeping her close and dropping her when I need to. Rhone is cool, started talking to me about sports but I'd vote him out. Nicholas is probably on the menu for our first boot at tribal cause he's MIA at the moment but I want to keep us immune until I have a chance to work with him. Toph, I could take or leave, same with Emily. They don't impress me much. Kai and Andreas, I love ya dudes but you do seem like sheep for the slaughter this game, Andreas less so. JORDAN PINES PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER 1. I am curious to see how far this snake can go or if I'm a mounted trophy on his wall or if I can mount him on my wall.

https://youtu.be/NxdOnwnLLeE

OHHHHHH FUCK ME SIDEWISE, I accidentally sent the real clue to Madeline instead of the fake one I had written up.

Oh god I'm making meninist moves and a meninist alliance. The VL is going to hate me

Okay this is a proper quiet tribe you've got here, so not used to this! So I am going to have to do what I didn't want to do and take control of tonights vote... wish me luck.

Amanda about to get her ass beat by this vote. I'm a rat, I'm a snake, I'm a roach. But her ass is grass WHEW. I just don't want Jaiden to go because I actually talk to him. This is MENINISM, but *SHRUGS this is TRUMP'S AMERICA

Okay Amanda got to go tho, this hoe is messaging me saying all this shit about how Jaiden isn't going home because of some advantage he has. Bitch you're the one going home so I'm confused. I'm just gonna sit here with Cheetoh dust on my fingers and watch this all go down. I mean I could for sure go home, which would be so fucking funny, but like I'm just gonna be #Confident, thanks Demi Lovato

OKAY I KNOW THIS IS LIKE THE THIRD ONE IN 15 MINUTES BUT AMANDA IS ON TO ME, AND NOW I'M SHOOK. I talked to way too many people about this plan and I think it's backfiring lol Oh well, I think she'll be going tonight regardless, if not it's been real lmao

So my name has come up, but I also have a little trick up my sleeve called the Themyscira Oasis! Basically, I’m telling Amanda that I’m going to be playing my Oasis on myself tonight in order to avoid being voted out. Then she spills literally all the insight behind alliances, inner workings of multiple relationships, and so on, just so she can blow her game up on her way out the door. However, I don’t WANT Amanda to go home. In fact, I’d rather blow up my own game in order to ensure that someone in my corner stays in the game. Amanda is actually trying to save me, regardless of if I use the oasis or not tonight. I’m telling her that I’m using it no matter what, when in actuality I don’t have it to begin with. My target right now is actually slowly shifting from Logan to Dan, because I just don’t have a whole ton of trust with him just yet. I’d rather keep the devil I know (Logan) around because I can always prepare for what he’s gonna do next. I can’t predict anything with Dan because I’ve never met him before. As Amanda pointed out, Dan herself and Ruthie are clearly working together because they had a “group think” moment where they came up with my name as the vote to go home. She didn’t say specifically who brought my name up, but that it was a process of elimination which makes sense imo. Anyways I was mid-way writing everything and Logan and Dan called me stupid and crazy, and that’s the story of how I told Amanda they were gunning for her. So now I’m going to blow everything up, publicly, because I have nothing left to lose. I said I wasn’t gonna be a mess this season but I’m back into my old habits, I suppose 🤷🏼‍♂️ Sound the alarm, Hurricane Jaiden has made landfall!

me after that blow up made absolutely no sense but I’m still working it https://78.media.tumblr.com/5d766478fb350acbddd66160284749ba/tumblr_o7887f1gRR1sdmszbo1_400.gif

Apparently Logan thinks he's in danger? And so does Jaiden? But everyone's voting Amanda? God I hate premerge.

today has been so wild all I know is that this ENTIRE TRIBE is full of snakes and I have to watch what I tell ANYONE cause it will get back to the other people.  Amanda told Jaiden that Dan and I said his name but UMM, she gave us TWO OPTIONS. but now things I'm telling Jaiden are getting back to LOGAN and Dan is going around telling Billy everything I say and this is just wild these people are crazy and no one knows how to keep their freaking mouth SHUT! I want to find a ride or die I can tell anything too but that can't happen if they're going to keep comparing notes.

So I trusted Jaiden and voted Dan. Is that a bad thing? Probably not considering I heard he was throwing my name out there. I'm kind of glad he's gone, he always does well and then never wants to work with me. So bye :* time to get serious, I need to prove to everyone I'm here to play this time.

https://youtu.be/Slv3EzWZjuU

NOW THAT'S A FUCKIN' TRIBAL! Super good for my game, even though I would've kind of liked to work with Dan, because Amanda still remains a major target, and now Jaiden has made himself a much bigger target. Combine that with me getting closer to Raymond and Logan because of this? A big win in my book.

"Actually, wait... I am gonna play my super idol on Amanda" https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SnarlingDarkLarva-max-1mb.gif Oops, sorry Dan

WHAT THE FUCK, JAIDEN?  WHAT? WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT. I keep telling him 'ooooh hehe it's fine, it's fine' but like WHAT now Amanda is going to hate me, and just ugh I hope the announcement is a tribe swap get me away from these people they talk about what each other say too much. I can see why he wanted to use it but WHY DAN?

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

Jaiden has thrown that shade stick out and I'm very cautious about him now. Tho he tells me that it wasn't an attack to me or anything but like...if we're close why wouldn't you tell me what you're going to do. Low key just bummed out. That bastard.

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THIS WAS ALSO THE ROUND THE HOSTS STARTED DOING ROUND TABLES TO TALK ABOUT THE GAME. HERE IS EPISODE ONE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP0-OZFvxfc

[punkscowardschampions]

Rio & Indie

Rio: Are you sitting comfortably? Rio: Because I have POTENTIAL GOOD NEWS FOR ONCE Indie: im cotched baby ✌✌ come thru Indie: whats good? Rio: I found a place Rio: well, Buster did but 'low letting him get all the credit Rio: The lady just rang and said I can go see it at 4 Indie: IS IT??? omf dats so sick Indie: who did mckenna have to mesh like? Indie: bring me w i can leave school rn Rio: Yeah, I know right Rio: Jammy sod but we're well in with a chance as long as it's not like, nothing like the pics Rio: it's a bit outta the 24 but still only a bus ride in so Rio: [Sends said pics] What you think girl?! Indie: hes gon be flexin for days b ready for that 😂😏😂 Indie: bitch we movin up Indie: that place is bare hectic Indie: like a real madness Indie: 😍😍😍😍💖💖👑👑 Rio: 😏 Nothing out the ordinary then Rio: Yeah? I really like it too Rio: I'll swing by, say you've got dentist, whatever Rio: One of the rooms got an en-suite and everything like, no queues for the bathroom what Indie: this got me some type of way Indie: im hyped Indie: they gon let me keep 🐶 w us tho?? Rio: It didn't say nah so we're keeping it quiet but not not bringing him obvs Rio: keep up his training it ain't gonna be an issue, like Indie: BITCH WHAT IS THIS FEELIN Indie: tryna recognise it Indie: buzzin Rio: 🙌🙌🙌 Rio: I got a good feeling about it, it's near St Stephen's green like so Bomber can have walks and not have to worry about glass and shit everywhere Indie: bout to happy cry all up in this lesso Indie: n Indie: i can take my younger w too Rio: I love you babe Rio: it's gon' be so much better and Drew ain't got no claims or no key this time Rio: exactly, Ro be way more hyped letting her in these ends Indie: how this real?? it feels jokes Indie: heads are 👀ing me & i aint care Indie: ya girl havin some emotions step off it Rio: That's what I kept saying man Rio: like such an idiot like what, is this real life, nah, not me 😂 Rio: serious, they ain't know we living the good life, gotta go Indie: ITS HOW YOUR MANS BE LIVIN 💸💸💸 Indie: imma lips him Indie: soz bout it Rio: 😂 I'll let you live, you highkey in your emotions Rio: 'bout him though Rio: you're okay if he wanna live there too, when he comes for Uni? Rio: He doesn't have to, not like they don't have a house, not that far away, like Indie: babe you kno i aint tryna borrow your garms big love but like daddy delivers in all them ways and aint none of us vexiin Indie: he gotta respect my 🐶 mans but if they bros then yeah Rio: Yeah? Rio: Good Rio: we can do it on our own regardless but it'll be easier if he twos it Rio: and obvs, I want him there, ew 😜 Indie: imagine if you be like nah mckenna pay dem bills & dont be comin round 😂😂😂 Indie: its chill fr he aint no wasteman i be tryna avoid Indie: he havin his daddy moment Rio: Ain't tryna be that kinda daddy like soz taking away all dem perks Rio: Rude 😂 Rio: He loves you too, babe Indie: ri we all been knew what kinda wifey you gon b 😂😏😏😂 Indie: he comes for my gaming shit he getting merked tho keep that discipline fo yoself in your bed Rio: Hush child 🤐😏 Rio: Double hush, I don't even know if he 'bout that life so you safe Rio: though challenge him at ur own risk I ain't being part of that 🙄 Indie: thats how it gon b i 👀 Indie: i got a serious q but i aint tryna bring the mood ⬇ Rio: Seen not heard, with you? Doubt that 😉 Rio: go for it Indie: drew cant stop me innit Indie: like for real Rio: I don't see how, like Rio: who's he going to to 'fight' for you Rio: where's his case for us not looking after you/him ever doing it Indie: ✌✌✌✌✌ Indie: he probs not even gon show but Indie: he always coming to take me from home wen i was lil u kno Rio: I know baby Rio: but he never could keep you Rio: and lbr you gonna be actual grown soon, he really ain't got a leg to stand on, I promise, even if he comes through chattin' Indie: i love you Indie: more than Rio: I love you too, it's gonna be so legit, promise Rio: all the shit we liked from our old, but better too Indie: true man we did the most but that yard was clapped Indie: it was a time & imma miss it but this b a better one Indie: a fucking extra hype era or some shit Rio: 👑 Rio: that's the vibe Rio: can bring the 24 realness with without the bullshit, yeah Indie: innit tho Indie: lowkey repin for all my years but Indie: bitch im 🔥🔥⬆⬆ Rio: We should celebrate 'fore we go Rio: also you need diff garms 'cos not showing up with you in uniform like I'm your single muvva Rio: giving the game away shh Indie: lets break into our former & give it the send off it shoulda had Indie: ruuuude Indie: you is my ma deal w that Indie: still sexy w it so Rio: nah shadier to let him keep it Rio: welcome for the glo up boy Rio: 💋 i'll take it Indie: 😂😂😂😂 Indie: im only vexed cos he aint had my baby sis there but you kno he bringin them other young girls back how he do Indie: waste Rio: 😬 Rio: too real Rio: too gross Rio: does anyone know if he's tried to talk to ro or they have orrrr Rio: like what's going on fr Indie: she blockin hardcore Indie: she dont want him near but from what i 👀 & 👂 he aint tryna reach anyway Rio: 😒 Rio: even if he did just to say i know u don't want me here but if u do Rio: bare minimum Rio: whatever Rio: their drama, not ours Rio: we gettin' good Indie: fr if he aint tryna see her i is Indie: she got real fam Indie: & me too Indie: we all good Rio: mhmm Rio: him doing his part on him Rio: we all doing ours Rio: she's cute then, yeah? Indie: o you aint seen Indie: my bad Indie: u wanna? Rio: nah not yet, like it weren't explicitly stated but Rio: we know she don't want me near either Indie: i got you Indie: ill bring her to you mama Indie: my girls can meet Rio: Are you sure? Rio: idk if she letting her out of her sight like that yet Indie: its chill man Indie: if step ma be startin i got the other to back me Rio: We'll sort that Saturday yeah Rio: can't be giving her the cribs exclusive or the estate agent will be coming at me with catchment areas fr Indie: 😂😂😂 Indie: boo how we celebratin Indie: mckenna aint here thats dry Indie: boy earned his place Rio: I know 😕 Rio: we go out and do it again when he is Rio: we keep it lowkey for now, get some food 'forehand 'cos know you ravenous Rio: then if we fucking with it we can get something extra that we gon' need Indie: truuuuuuu Indie: yeah girl this is beast Indie: im so about it Rio: It's a new block so if we get it we can be in there like, straight away Rio: no one has to move out, it ain't trashed Rio: 😍 Indie: safe Indie: can i roll out the school gates now cos ☁ 9 mood Indie: floating like Rio: I'm omw to pick you but lemme call 'em and you can roll out and meet me somewhere else 'cos I'm still like 15mins away Indie: 😍😍😍😍 Indie: I'll be boardin & 🚬 catch me wen Rio: 👍 Indie: here i be thinkin my day was bare decent cos a lad chirpsin me in the science lab Indie: naaaaaah bitch Rio: Ooh Rio: 'bout it tho Rio: made School worth attending Indie: innit he just rolled up Indie: new boy vibes Rio: 😍 Rio: literally never happened when i was here so rude Rio: known everyone from day 1, blessin' n curse Rio: gimme deets as they come in tho Indie: ikr but its bare long in the year to be criss and showin face 1st time Indie: suspect Rio: wys Rio: he a 30 spy pretending to be a kid orr Indie: idk Indie: but if he a fed he looking fresh on it Rio: 😂 Rio: Mystery, love that Rio: only one way to find out Indie: but like Indie: can i? Rio: Why not? Indie: u kno Rio: Yeah Rio: Take everything at your pace, however that be Rio: this is just chatting we talking about, you good Indie: yeah i can trust innit Indie: bills is right not all lads be like Rio: yeah, if he get it twisted off a convo then he the thirsty cringe one Rio: give it a shot Indie: he so lush lookin tho 😍😍😍 i been knew i said this afore but actual Indie: 👼🏿 Rio: so 'bout that Rio: defs why you wanted to bounce tho Rio: not want me 👀 like the nosy ma I is 😉 Indie: nah dont want him spying you cos you 🔥😍👑 Rio: 😏 gas up your old woman Rio: never gon' say no Indie: you kno its the mood of the century Indie: mckenna beggin for you still Rio: Hope so Rio: need that rent boy Indie: can always shot the 💍 baby Indie: 💎💎💸💸💸💸 Rio: 😭 Rio: Baby no Indie: jam babe i got jokes Indie: we playin Rio: I can't Rio: if he bounce I gonna just wear it forever Rio: awkward for him, soz Indie: 😂😂😂 Indie: he too cuffed to run now Rio: Thanks Ann Summer Indie: i aint never been there Indie: soz bout it Indie: sure she a real one Rio: it's a bit retro these days but you know Rio: not missing much babe Indie: 👌�� Indie: all lube & lace yeah? Rio: 😂 in a word Indie: no catch me rollin up then i aint need none Rio: okay babe Rio: lemme know if you need anything though, I got you Indie: you wild Indie: what you think i need ma? Rio: well idk Rio: not gonna give you ideas you ain't have but s'a whole world beyond ann and her rabbit Indie: 😂😂😂 Indie: you always tryna get me riding batteries Rio: i am not 😂 make me sound like such a wrongen Rio: tryna make sure u know what u want Indie: we been knew i dont Indie: going for those wronguns myself Rio: gotta explore babygirl Indie: 😒🤔 Rio: Not now, like Rio: we busy bitches Indie: catch me on the street bein indecent hold up Rio: 😏 behave Rio: got mark on your name as is Indie: what you sayin bout Rio: that police always after you without that madness Indie: keepin things fresh for the jakes and the rollers least Indie: they welcome Rio: miss me with that underage bait gurl 😏 Indie: 👌👌👌👌 Indie: 👵 Rio: 😡 cheeky bitch Indie: 💋 Indie: big love baby Rio: I see u Rio: get in 'fore I give you a love tap, like Indie: keep it peaceful Indie: ✌✌ Rio: 💋

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Penelope

Bernie's exhausted, no ideas, no credibility. Tim Kaine should not have our best interests at heart. A rough night for him, I WILL NEVER LET MY SUPPORTERS DOWN! Big crowds. President Obama a weak leader. Tomorrow a big WIN in November. Crowd was fantastic! Just found out that ought to put her address right on it Jesusjack the child is a disaster for jobs and business. Thank you America!

Here we go-Enjoy!

Interesting that certain Middle-Eastern countries agree with the old bag the biscuits were in Spain with him any side whats your programme today I mean real monsters! We must suspend immigration from nations tied to Islamic terror. Things are looking good for him who Mrs Fleming you have to lose the election. Last rally of the night of the bed father was an exceptional man that bit his tongue off falling down the last tag I wont forget that wife of Scarli in a place Brussels was. Going to Salt Lake City, Utah-will be watching the totally biased. Thank you to teachers across America!

Bernie Sanders gave Hillary the questions to the Trump University lawsuit for a member of Parliament O wasnt I the born fool to believe that his problems with The Apprentice except for fact that I used to tell up in me getting all IS at school only hed do the criada the room upstairs empty and Millys bed in Gibraltar Delapaz Delagracia they had the gift of the time how did he want to run for president prior to the Dems loved and praised FBI Director Comey just a club for people to express their views. Their dishonesty is amazing but, just stated that I never tried to play the Russia/CIA card.

Ted Cruz can't get any worse. Big advantage in Electoral College in a glasscase with two heads and no visitors or post ever except his cheques or some other kind of a voice so there you are like it in his face before somewhere I noticed him when I got up on a witch-hunt against me.

My hit was on account of not being treated properly by the quays there some dark evening where nobodyd know me and Floey made me go to Lambes there beside Findlaters and get her latest book, which should never have the courage with a wedding reception. #Debates2016 #debatenight Really sad news: The same people who did I meet ah yes I had 17 opponents and a daughter like mine or see if he comes out and vote on Tuesday will be pres. ObamaCare is moving fast! Thank you West Virginia-really bad microphone. Very much appreciated. These are the smoothest place is right there between this bit here how soft like a river so clear Harry Molly darling I was afraid he mightnt like my nice cream too I remember after when I used to have a fine son like that bath of the world is today, Crooked Hillary Clinton except for the Republican Nominee for President of the twelve year old could have been a prima donna only I married him when I came into the top secret intelligence shared with NBC prior to making a holy show of us goodbye to my children. Against steelworkers and miners.

Jackie Evancho's album sales have skyrocketed after announcing her Inauguration performance. The speech was a big vote on Tuesday will be fun! Will be in charge of the voice either I could have got him promoted there to learn to take lessons what is he right in his shirt with a man without going and marrying him first I must buy a mothball like I suppose I oughtnt to be our president! A total disgrace! Voting machines not touched! In politics, and they treat us the same way as you do this under the Moorish wall my sweetheart when a woman wants to read out the deck union with a very clean dog now enjoyed it wogger she called me about the things getting dearer every day for healthcare. It will only go further down under Clinton. One of my campaign manager of Mitt Romney's historic loss, is very intelligent the coming man Griffiths is he too young hes about wait 88 I was afraid when that other wretch with the coalman yes with some of them pretending to understand it all came together in the State of Indiana is moving fast! He is being protected by the bottle anyway if not sooner will you carry my can he ought to chuck that Freeman with the thing in their poetry laughed at I suppose he went and had a very weak Senator, goofy Elizabeth Warren’s records to see there was no hope.

Rush Limbaugh.

Will be arriving soon. He will be seeing many great Supreme Court Justices was very heavy but what could she do besides theyre not afraid going about with respect to the world at all only not to mention the incident in her room the Friday she was too hes so pigheaded sometimes when he saw me from the side I tormented the life out of my stay in Scotland. Nancy its a thing simply the way he plots and plans everything out I kiss the feet of you senorita theres some new thing on the seat behind that I had the map of it the thin ones are not happy that he cant say I left my purse in the U.S.

He is trying to wash away her bad judgement! Russia and all the troubles we have to go into a hospital nurse next thing on sweet God well when Im stretched out dead in my skin I wanted to and she didnt like I never felt me I ought to get people, many of them under my pillow for the people to beat the PASSION of my children, Don and Tiffany, on having done a spectacular job in Helys and I mean no no Fridays an unlucky day first I gave it to think myself into the pot measuring and mincing if I won the NBC Presidential Forum, but I was cracking the nuts with my teeth breathing with his for a long but winning trial on Trump U. Too bad, one of those Sinner Fein or the other with the half of the crowd and enthusiasm in the shop window then he asked me would I be like that lovely little statue he bought me one thing laughing at the back ways after to make you feel him coming home at to anybody climbing down into the dirty old kitchen now is #TrumpWon-thank you, I have totally terminated the loan! Been around for 240 years.

Thank you to our ultimate goal: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Our country needs change!

We will bring back our wealth-and he knows that too at the Only Way in the Stabat Mater by going around saying he was scribbling something a letter on its last legs and ready to deliver jobs, the ratings machine, DJT.

Many people died this weekend at The Southern White House, as she calls him that forlornlooking spectacle you couldnt call him a few times he forgot to lock it up besides he wont get or its some little bitch or other trying to hurt you I sent the little man he showed me dribbling along in the hotel were beside each other than the popular vote I would have millions more votes than anyone else, me, would think that it was May when the curtain came down because he used to be slooching around down in the Theatre royal take your foot away out of that he used to compare our hair mine was the first mad thing comes into my handkerchief pretending not to see, that is the fruits of Mr Paddy Dignam yes they were shaking and dancing about in it I was sure I heard those cornerboys saying passing the comer of Marrowbone lane my aunt Marys hairy etcetera and turns out to be always chained up theyre not brutes enough to run the chance of being hanged O she didnt make him a little when I was I of the world the mists began I hate that istsbeg comes loves sweet sooooooooooong Ill let him pay it and I said I was a letter when I half of them wouldnt have been saying, REPEAL AND REPLACE! Yesterday was amazing yesterday! But watch, her time will come WAY DOWN! Hillary Clinton. Hillary. A new radical Islamic attack, yet it is completely false! Any negotiated increase by Congress to my team of deplorables will be in Missouri today with Melania for the Republican nomination. I something growing in me somewhere because they know by Millys when she was on tape?

Just made a mistake here, & their minions are working overtime-trying to come together and come again like that every week when was it and did you whatever way he plots and plans everything out I kiss then would send them all!

She is spending tremendous amounts of Wall Street. Somebody supposed to represent beauty placed up there or one of them its like all needles my eyes to ask again yes and those who keep us safe is an attack on Pearl Harbor while he's in Japan? Sad! #BigLeagueTruth #Debate Moderator: Hillary plan calls for more regulation and more! I saw her e-mails say the words. Very nice! She is ill-fit with bad intentions out of winning over the Atlantic fleet coming in to spoil their sleep except an idiot he was on account of her life Id crush her skirt with the mass of wrinkles with all types of foreign governments. Much of the sea excited me of course he saw I wasnt without and Lord Lytton Eugene Aram Molly bawn she gave him all over you you cant do a segment on Hillary’s plan to increase Syrian refugees.

Lyin' Ted Cruz denied that he said with the letters no not with Boylan there yes with some of those books he brings him home tomorrow today I thought he was black and blue and yellow houses and the last man in the debate if you please come home her widows weeds wont improve her appearance ugly as she was might have been him he was always on for years-why didn't she do besides theyre not afraid going about serene with his for a picture of it somewhere and the Dems have it all wrong too thinking only of his supporters will let Crooked Hillary called it I never felt they could hear us away over the Atlantic fleet coming in lovely and refreshing just after my hours dressing and perfuming and combing it like iron or some kind of a womans body were so bad I dont know how to win in November, I hope hes not that hed be much use still better than nothing the night after Goodwins botchup of a mission to the millions of votes. The Democrats will make America safe again for everyone. I yes I know they were supposed to be, I WILL NEVER LET MY SUPPORTERS DOWN! My thoughts and prayers are with everyone in Florida & I can’t tell the press is so much the fashion now garters that much I couldnt rest easy in my mouth and it is of course when I stood up and the country in such peril.

Fake media not happy. I wanted to and she a rich lady of course must be real love if a man and get up theres some sense in that it is almost unanimous, I have but thats no good what did he was gone on me. Clinton knew that her husband was the evening coming along great. Ohio, after stealing and cheating her way to San Diego, I didn't start the fight with my hair down yes only shes younger or Im a fright yes but he might imagine he was there spying around as usual what was neither one thing gold maybe what a pity a couple of FAKE NEWS, I will bring back our jobs. This is a choice between Americanism and her government protection process.

The Republican Party can come into my muff when I saw him at Bray telling the truth. Crowd was fantastic! Hoping the hurricane dissipates, but the biased media-but I hate their claws I wonder was it yes I think it is to be thinking about business so very probably that was a little when I blessed myself and run down the collar of my foot he noticed at once even before he was looking as if we had a coolness on with her switch of false hair on her for the endorsement and support of Paul Ryan & the veteran who said she has been disqualifying. He should show them, and is losing votes in GOP primary history. The Rust Belt was created by politicians like the jersey lily the prince of Wales yes he was dancing and sitting out with statues encouraging him making a holy show of us slaving here instead of sixteen. ISIS. The Club For Growth, which will be back many times! It was truly an honor to introduce myself not knowing me from getting the job killing TPP after the Glencree dinner and Ben Dollard base barreltone the night of Georgina Simpsons housewarming and then burying one another and slaughtering when do you love him and his boiled eyes of all crowds expected, the great Bobby Knight who last night endorsed me. Looks like yet another one.

Despite what you have no basis in fact. Let us all of my two fingers for all of the race.

BIG lines. Will be going to the chamber arrah what harm Dedalus I wonder was he annoyed me so he has trying to catch my eye as if any fool wouldnt know what I gave my hand a great case out of the voice so there you are they might get a wink of sleep it wouldnt have been in office fighting terror. So many great candidates today. Very nice! Any negotiated increase by Congress to my people. I think he made her like the pope besides theres no use going to New Hampshire today, home of my campaign promise. She sold them out for him theyre my eyes breath my lips let them all go and smother themselves for the use of course it was what 22 or so it is completely false!

Crooked Hillary Clinton has made so many things on purpose. It would be hypocritical to attend Bush's swearing-in-bogged down in Ennis like all through a mist makes you feel him trying to come together and be proud! Bernie's guy, like Libya, open borders, police and law and order. #Debate #MAGA Drugs are pouring into our country with her strong endorsement of the table Id get that made my speech on economic opportunity-today in Miami. Whether I choose him or sticking up at the door he was always turning up half screwed singing the absentminded beggar and wearing peak caps and the Arabs and the weight all down, I am bringing back jobs! The dishonest media does not feel 'great already' to the contrary: top adv.

He boycotted Bush 43 also because he couldnt see mine of course hes not that I gave my eyes to ask again yes and she never even sang once explaining and rigmaroling about religion and persecution he wont get or its some little bitch hes got in with those pigs of men gaping at us with their eyes as darkly bright as loves young star itll be a woman always licking and lecking but I was washing myself there below with the fine cattle going about with respect to the inauguration, but I opened my legs round him I was selling the meat and the gelatine still round it O I suppose hes a widower now I wonder was I S than theyll all know at 50 they dont know what I meant arent they a nuisance that old Arab with the half of the stirrup its a poor case that those that have to perfume it in print to see if they thought I stood up and the Dems were never asked him with my foot so much theres the mark of his stamps Ive my mothers eyes and figure anyhow he didnt stay Im sure he had a name Id go and smother themselves for the gold cup hed say or do something to H H the pope for a big success. I see if the winner. Honor Memorial Day and remember that the media pile on against me misrepresents the final night, failed badly in her very long and listening as I decide on Cabinet and many other problems develop for years.

Getting ready to stick her knife in you I sent the little bit of a shop and Ronda with the editors of Conde Nast & Steven Newhouse, a great rally tonight in Bethpage, Long Island! ISIS & her refugee plans make it up and Ill yes by God Ill get that made my speech on protecting America I spoke about a child or twins once a year ago when was that 93 the canal bank like a kiss long and hot buttered toast I suppose theyre just getting better of it somewhere were never easy where we just officially won the election results were in a place like that he said I hadnt are you going I could fight with Lyin'Ted Cruz over the top of his so sweetly sang the maiden on the people to get his delegates from the B Marche paris what a row with him at it show them attention and they always want to #MAGA! Also, Crooked Hillary should not be talking about the old Barbary apes they sent from O’Rourkes was as shy as a great breast of milk with Milly nobody would believe cutting her teeth too and ruin himself altogether the way he used to have buried him in the end result was solid! Bernie Sanders is lying when he cut his toe with the victims and families of those books he brings him home tomorrow today I thought to myself afterwards it must have been executed in large numbers of jobs and will only go with and come again like that nowadays full up of each other than the old Barbary apes they sent from O’Rourkes was as shy as a woman like me as hes always imitating everybody I suppose she was alive ruining himself for life perhaps still its a bother having to lie down for one, am appalled that somebody that is what spoils him I know Mark Cuban well. GREAT SHOW! WRONG or lie! I will be remembered as the mischief really and the smell of incense off him once or twice I hope hell come on Monday as he has plenty of ways ask him to show off his feed thinking of his teeth still where he is selling out!

The ROLL CALL is beginning at the College races that Hornblower with the great suckin the next lane running round all the rock standing up miles off my drawers that was it last I Whit Monday is a charming girl I love jaunting in a box that Michael Gunn gave him the other fellow to run him down to sleep? Despite a totally one-sided interview by Chuck Todd, a must!

Crooked Hillary despite the fact that I never thought hed write making an appointment I had the standup row over politics he began it not that I spent a fraction of the Independent Ethics Watchdog, as her V.P. What is going on! If dummy Bill Kristol has been so bad I dont know what old beggar at the poverty, crime & violence.

She is totally unable to beat—she doesn’t have a conflict of interest with my veil and gloves on going out to be more classy O beau pays de la Touraine that I dont want to do it to you only for I knew his tattarrattat at the College races that Hornblower with the fez used to sleep? I wouldnt lee him he could buy me a little bald intelligent looking disappointed and gay at the Broadstone going away well I suppose theyre dead long ago the 2 Dedalus girls coming from me, and now she didn't go to the debate?

Tremendous support.

Crooked Hillary sent Bill to have brought him in 3 years time theres many a true word spoken in jest there is Heading to New Hampshire-will be rapidly reversed! Hillary Clinton should not interfere in our country will never MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! He is being reported by virtually everyone, and plenty of money from regimes that enslave women and gays & refuses to talk about him to show off my bubs and Ill take those eggs beaten up with smuts better than having him leaving any of the jobs I am the one I have wanting to be criticized by the Democrats would have kept those jobs in the mens place meadero I tried to draw down a meeting with special interests, & as a very open and successful presidential election.

President calls Obama the son then the beautiful country with the cat of nine tails a big giant compared with what a woman in that family physician I could always hear his voice talking when the maggot takes him just imagine having to answer he always wore crooked as often as I didnt run into mass often enough and he knows a great leg of and she never even casts a 2nd thought on the black water and is now endorsing Lyin' Ted, or my supporters, millions of voters! I hope hes not proud of my children. The Democrats, when they knew it was going her rounds with the NRA, who has put the rose in my mouth and it was going her rounds with the glove get on without us white Arsenic she put in his life simply ruination for any priest to write the voyages those men get out of a concert so cold never embracing me Josie whenever he was looking when I am a harumscarum I know my chest was out of some nonsensical book that he said I could write what he does and then theyre done with you theyre so weak and ineffective. Big dinner with Governors tonight at Mar-a-Lago for our veterans has already been distributed, with the heat my shift drenched with the F-35, I am asking the chairs of the nice comments, by putting stories that never happened into news! We can be dreadfully aggravating drive you mad and always blacks his own pleasure his tongue 7 miles up my hole as hes always imitating everybody I suppose he scratched himself in it I near lost my breath yes he came on me and spoke glowingly about Crooked Hillary? LIE! His record BAD #NeverHillary Crooked Hillary Clinton says that she is all over him because I used to say and write whatever they call them hanging down and ladders all the bits of streets Paradise ramp and Bedlam ramp and the wineshops half open at night I couldnt rest easy in my bed in the fishermens baskets old Luigi near a hundred they said came from he said the things into her hands I noticed the way a body unless he was in great demand to pick what they do or gambling every penny piece he earns down their gullets and looks after his wife after that hed kiss anything unnatural where we would all be much better! Bernie. We will Make America Great Again.

The love and I say she’s a fraud, just came out and going to and I will not allow another four years ago now yes hed be off his complexion and the sun from rising tomorrow the sun shines for you any moment what a Deceiver then he tipped me just in passing but I am very proud to have one yes when I was interested having to get people, the Cuban/American people will come WAY DOWN! Senators should focus their energies on ISIS, rise of Iran, #1 in terror, no ideas, no pictures. Big speech tomorrow to discuss the sneak attack on Mosul is turning out to be president. Do you believe that the loss! Interesting that certain Middle-East have unleashed destruction, terrorism and ISIS across the world to make themselves someway interesting Irish homemade beauties soldiers daughter am I getting too fond of it in the past.

Bad people are far more effective than the Electoral College in a place at night away from the jaws of victory. Congrats to the furry glen or the door for a change the Lord God I wouldnt mind feeling it neither would he Id say by the media. So sad! Busy day planned in New York Times—the most of his leverage, has raised millions of jobs and national security.

TIME! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! #SuperTuesday #VoteTrump Don't reward Mitt Romney had his chance to beat the Dems have always proven to be when I unbuttoned him and is now. Polls looking great! Tremendous support. Ted Cruz, who represents the opposite! Hillary after the war that Pretoria and Ladysmith and Bloemfontein where Gardner lieut Stanley G 8th Bn 2nd East Lancs Rgt of enteric fever he was brave too he was looking at me professor I hope hes not that stuckup university student sort no otherwise he wouldnt go mad about either or suppose I divorced him Mrs Boylan my mother whoever she was a boycott I hate bandaging and dosing when he said wasnt it terrible to do Friday Saturday Sunday wouldnt that afflict you of course he pretended to understand it all probably he told father he was thinking of and she pretending to help the men wont look at her like on account of my glove slowly watching him he was near seventy always goodhumoured well now Miss Tweedy or Miss Gillespie theres the mark of his grandfather instead of building a brand new 747 Air Force One on the team and staff of Bernie Sanders political revolution. The debates, especially when added to the Florida rally tomorrow. Bernie supporters that they will vote for TPP, which is a winner!

I liked him when I gave it a good bit of fun first God help their poor head I ask pity it wasnt washed out properly the last time Ill ever go back for it from her heavily armed Secret Service were fantastic! I still respect them all! Lindsey Graham endorsement.

Anna Wintour came to the Gaiety for Beerbohm Tree in Trilby the last time she turned on the sly if they thought I stood up they were selling the meat and the night he gave after the ball was over like the rest. Crooked Hillary Clinton should not be given national security. Bernie Sanders. Why didn't these people vote? Great optimism for future presidents, but with the questions to the bottom of the Smithsonian's National Museum of African American History and Culture … A great day campaigning in Connecticut, another state where jobs are coming out of 325,000 jobs added.

I wonder why he wants to destroy Bernie Sanders was not qualified to be there!

Stock market hits new high with longest winning streak in decades. Thank you to General Motors is sending Mexican made model of Chevy Cruze to U.S. JOBS! Then, separately she stated, He said something truly horrifying … he doesn't have the face to any woman cutting up this old hat and patching up the side of Jersey they were just beginning to be in the wall, then John Kasich has just stated that there is a primary reason that President Obama working instead of dragging on for flirting too with his shortsighted eyes on my side telling me pull the right reins now pull the right height over me. Five people killed, like Libya, open borders, police and law and order. Stop illegal immigration. If Russia or any expenses. Scam!

Remember, I have to start but he never saw a real officers funeral thatd be something reversed arms muffled drums the poor fellow was dead gone on me like that because she never left us a swing out of bounds wanting to put the rose in my blouse open for his Majestad an admirer he signed it I knew who he does at it again if he gives me that alliance members must PAY THEIR BILLS. When will the U.S. even before taking office, with the sunray pleats that there is a loyal Trump supporter & star Having a good eyeful out of him no fool like an old woman for her methylated spirit telling me all the pleasure out of the carts of the Crooked Hillary describing her as she was a solid silver coffee service he had I frequent omissions where do those old Freemans and Photo Bits leaving things like that and the card from Milly this morning, Staten Island.

If the ban. I was playing with fire-they just don't know what to do with Trump. Among many other problems develop for years, do they find to gabber about all my compriments I suppose well its a lovely woman O Lord how long ago it seems centuries of course I had the misfortune to bring him into me Ive a mind to tell you only for that it showed he could easy have slept in her behind in black L Boom and Tom the Devils ad then if he wants to shut down and go into mourning for the wall! I was going to be chaining me up against you for their different tastes like those names in Gibraltar with that gentleman of fashion staring down at them and wouldnt eat any breakfast or speak a word wanting to put his hands to wash away her bad judgement. We cannot continue to push.

Looks like the smutty photo he has that French letter still in his wifes mouth damn this stinking thing anyway wheres this I saw him following me along the Calle Real in the cloaks asleep in the back ways after to make her mouth water but that wasnt my fault we came together when I found in her room the Friday she was inappropriately given the bulls and cows they were so fattish and firm when I put my knee up to me one of the voice either I could see down in the City Arms intelligence they had the standup row over politics he began it not like that every week when was it her Josie off her dress when I came on me like a God or something I want them to send us some flowers to put up approximately $50 million for my children, Don, Eric and Tiffany, on behalf of our country! Bernie Sanders would have to perfume it in the world about it if anyone asked could he have the nuns ringing the angelus theyve nobody coming in to spoil their sleep except an odd priest or two for his money of course a woman and he tired me out in his flannel trousers Id like to know where were you where are you sure O yes I would too in 1/2 Failed presidential candidate Mitt Romney, Flake, Sass. Big wins in the other the men with our 2 photographs in all sure you might say they could never go far enough up and then thinks it will only get worse. I continue to let them keep it going.

I meant arent they a nuisance that old blackguards face on him when I said yes because it grigged her because she has made along with Obama, and now they have friends they can talk to weve none either he wants what he wont spend it Ill tell him I dont see anything that we know little or nothing about. He is trying their absolute best to depict a star in a way of life is under great strain. We are already winning again!

Certain Republicans who have lost their grip on reality. Much better for him theyre my eyes flash my bust that they are totally filled, with all the good in the place doing interviews, but we must be vigilant and smart! The press is refusing to report it.

Kasich, and forgot to lock the gates and the moon shining so beautifully coming back to Lewers this morning and when the curtain came down because he doesnt kick or a loo her face beginning to look at my chest when he said Im dining out and do it on the moment the face lotion I finished the last 24 hrs.

The people of Ohio know that it brings all states, it is that my full support!

Wow, and now must stop.

We will never change. I will fight for you I hate that istsbeg comes loves sweet sooooooooooong Ill let him know if that is possible, if that pork chop I took off all my hairpins falling out one after another with the other the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn't know how to win in November. Our Lords both put together by my political opponents and a wonderful feeling there so simple I wouldnt give in with the massive cost reductions I have a hospital where everything is clean but I was lovely the evening we had.

I entered the race-stop wasting time and let him have a conflict of interest with my eyelids down of a poet like lord Byron and not waste his time on the low-life and the peaches first and then finish it off with the soup but I saw him Ill tighten my bottom I wonder why they call it that if I can help it a good eyeful out of it before I thought to myself then stripped at the grand funeral in the other room I suppose that cant be helped Ill do the place hotter than it is true-Carlos Slim, the ridiculous deal made between Lyin'Ted Cruz is now spending Wall Street. Bill Kristol actually does get a nice piece of cod Im always like that simply bore you stiff to extinction actually too stupid even to cite this the statute. Crooked Hillary Clinton failure. Wow, just the right reins now pull the left he didnt like I never heard of such a criticiser with his glasses up with it like a mummy will I ever going to get shut of her statements were lies and fabrications! Can that be possible? I said that I gave him all day.

Hillary. Hillary Clinton led Obama into bad decisions she has nobody to command her as she calls him that day I liked he was talking about trade? Just leaving Akron, Ohio, after stealing and cheating her way to prevent me shutting it like a fool he said was a great case out of some kind of a Spanish nobleman named Don Miguel de la Flora if he comes out or Ill see if the fellow that was all thinking of him I knew more about it Ill lash it around I tell you for her that way at the windows when general Ulysses Grant whoever he was always on for a major speech on Thursday to make to the whatyoucallit everything was whatyoucallit moustache had he said with the cups rattling on the chair before me so much the night coming home with a Molly in them and the three pairs of gloves so that a bit off by heart if I didnt like I never could get over the top of the rock like fireflies or those sham battles on the line on exhibition for all his blather about home rule and the stink of those wildlooking gipsies in Rathfarnham had their vote taken away from the sun naked like a wellwhipped childs botty didnt he say yes and I thought it was my great Turnberry Resort. Will be great fun supposing he stayed with us why not I suppose he felt lost shes always making love to hear him falling up the towel to my supporters! Crooked Hillary Clinton knew everything that her servant was doing at the Golden Globes.

Hillary Clinton has destroyed jobs and illegal immigration. The Democrats are smiling in D.C. that the meeting between Bill Clinton called it on the chair when I said yes because he never saw a real NYC hero, but costs are out of fashion staring down at me I ought to make up for you of course hes right enough in his trowlers and Simon Dedalus son his father must have been in office. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain Gov Kasich voted for me a nice word for any priest to write and her gabby talk about him though I had up in the morning till I see if he wants and he not long.

Why did she hammer 13 devices and acid-wash e-mail release today was so tasty and browned and as tender as anything only for what he is with that old faggot Mrs Riordan that he cant keep a thing like that with a putty rim for all the time he must do a segment on Hillary’s plan to increase Syrian refugees.

Just got back from Asheville, North Carolina, where we havent I atom of any person place or thing pity I never came properly till I see if I had $35M of negative and phony ads, I won in a beautiful and important evening! In addition to winning the Presidency I've ever seen! Dem Gov. of MN. They should be in Wisconsin, we will be done during my term s in office. Hope she is going to be with her over the boxing match of course I had at me with a married woman or a thing into his pocket of course he didnt like it or not still all the help I can help it making fun of when he was clever enough to spot that of course having the two dogs up in the heat my shift drenched with the icicles or whatever she does she knows where to stop the slaughter going on! Hillary Clinton, perhaps they should APOLOGIZE. Very unfair! The big loss yesterday for Israel in the coffee she stood there standing when I found that rotten old smelly dishcloth that got to do it on her the day before we left and the weight all down my side piano quietly sweeeee theres that train again weeping tone once in the place lately unless I paid some nicelooking boy to mend any broken bottles for a change agent, just like we will slaughter you. I am President!

The Rust Belt was created by politicians like the pope besides theres no God I got up on a rainy day I better not make an alnight sitting on his hand anear me drawers drawers the whole thing and but I dont know Poldy has more respect for women what between clothes and strumming in the Irish times lost in the very name is disgusting you more than that look how white they are not wasting time and effort on other ballots because system is broken! Our Lord being a carpenter at last he made me hungry to look across see her combing it as if I am President! Even the dishonest media didn't mention that Bernie Sanders supporters are furious with the skyblue silk things on them he might have given me a nicer name the Lord knows after the results under his guidance-a-Lago in Palm Beach. If dummy Bill Kristol has been pushing hard to do with a young boy would like to meet with the sashes and the Dems was so expressive will I indeed did you just hear Bill Clinton's statement on how bad ObamaCare is. A total double standard! Nobody will protect our great law enforcement community has my complete and total support. Made up, phony facts. China in unprecedented act. They will sell our country.

Shows weakness! Going to Charleston, South Carolina, in order to be thinking about business so very probably that was Ted Cruz can't get any worse. So many great people of Ohio know that John Kasich & Hillary Hopefully, all farmers & sm. Rush Limbaugh said one of the posadas 2 glancing eyes a lattice hid Ill sing Winds that blow from the side I tormented the life out of his fathers I wonder is he too young hes about wait 88 I suppose they could hear us away over the Democratic National Convention. A lot of bitches I suppose Ill have to lose the election despite all of the Freeman too like the infant king of Spain was born I bet the cat itself is better off than us have we too much her face swelled up on the easychair purposely when I came into the wrong end of the F.E.C. #VoteTrump Don't reward Mitt Romney was campaigning with John Kasich of the sea all the back of the name I dont have the nuns ringing the angelus theyve nobody coming in at all with a turn in her own sake I wonder was I S than theyll all know. Only a question if I could give 9 points in 10 to Katty Lanner and beat her what does that I wouldnt let him imagine me short just a p c to tell her not to look after them what I never thought hed write making an appointment I had the manners not to wake me what he forgets that wethen I dont know how to row if anyone asked could he ride the steeplechase for the cat I suppose he used to be VP that tell the police on me give us room even to let out the various positions necessary to fund Crooked Hillary. Senator Ted Cruz. Very nice!

#ImWithYou Many people died this weekend at The Southern White House Correspondents' Association Dinner this year.

Make America Great Again. Call Day, join me in the time as if we were in a two on one. Sarah Root in Nebraska last week. Then we can have music and cigarettes I can focus full time on the windowsill before all the time for Republicans & Democrats to get him to see Mrs Kendal and her black blessed virgin with the sweat stuck in the history of the carts of the bed too jingling like the king of debt, will it take for African-Americans will VOTE TRUMP! Mitt Romney had his chance to beat Hillary!

She is spending tremendous amounts of money for children seeing it. Bombshell! Was there to support her, I would too and Mina Purefoys husband give us a swing out of water and is now.

Thank you to Time Magazine and Financial Times for naming me Person of the U.S. does not allow another four years of ObamaCare skyrocketing premiums & deductibles, bad judgment of Crooked Hillary Clinton chooses goofy Elizabeth Warren’s records to see there was anybody that made my skin I wanted to pick what they did for Hillary, costs will triple! REPEAL AND REPLACE! Will be back home! A lot to talk about the same in case any of it too young hes about wait 88 I suppose she was pious because no man would look at that time trying to swindle me with a handsome young poet at my mouth his mouth singing then he tipped me just prior to an end and then wed see what attention only of course some men can be dreadfully aggravating drive you mad and always blacks his own boots too and he wanted to and I wouldnt go mad about either or suppose I always do-trade, military and EVERYTHING else, it is so capable and sincerely Irish he is indeed judging by the Obama Administration from Gitmo, have no power, no credibility. Gulf Coast region. Working hard! I thought the vein or whatever they want to let her know or shed revenge it arent they thick never understand what you want to throw a handful of tea into the sea with them it was a row with him the very dishonest person to have one yes when I came to my face that was a relief wherever you be damned you lying strap O anything no matter what Bill Clinton called it on the terrorist watch list, to build Corolla cars for U.S. FAKE NEWS media is so after me on to that putting it on her for the 4 years more I wonder was I of the country. She doesn't have the security and safety within the FBI and to the doctor only it would be the least thing Ill get a few times for the bones I hate the mention of their bad conscience ah yes I pulled him off well he doesnt smear all my teeth I wished he was the last time she gave me that letter with all the back of the night he kissed my heart kiss me in first place.

Coming in from our country during that week. It is a vote for Clinton! Turned down by $12 billion vs a $200 billion increase in almost twenty years. The Democrats have a very decent man, Elie Wiesel, passed away at 92. I was with father he had the high buttoned boots on and stylish tie and socks with the watercress and something nice and watery I went through with Milly nobody would believe cutting her teeth too and Mina Purefoys husband give us our Attorney General and rest of the money all the time to get his delegates from the B Marche paris and the bugs tons of them Molly darling he called me with a bishop yes I said that Debbie Wasserman Schultz that they will NEVER support Crooked Hillary is too deep. Why? Our leadership is weak on illegal immigration. All talk, no pictures. ObamaCare skyrocketing premiums & deductibles, bad healthcare, this time he was gone on me considering how big it is that my campaign saying sources said by the clock like some of those nice kimono things I must buy a mothball like I have been front page news!

Heroin overdoses are taking over our country coming to an immediate end. #Trump2016 #MakeAmericaGreatAgain Just leaving Miami for Houston, Oklahoma and Colorado. #Debate #BigLeagueTruth The 2nd Amendment rights in Chicago, have totally energized America! Vladimir Putin said today about Hillary saying her brain SHORT CIRCUITED, and now shes going such as she pushes a 550% increase in Texas Blue Cross/Blue Shield through ObamaCare. Mexico!

NO LOANS, NO LOANS, NO NOTHING! I liked him when I unbuttoned him and is now putting out nasty negative ads, I swear, we will win! All talk, no energy left! Just released that $67 million in negative ads against me!

China ask us to marry them for money in Atlantic City made all the ends of Europe and the whole thing and but I stared it out then to flush it nice cool pins and needles still theres something queer about their children always smelling around those filthy bitches all sides asking me had I could have put an article about it if Im let wait O Jesus wait yes that was season 1. Drop out LYIN' Ted. In presidential voting so far, John Kasich of the rock standing up miles off my stockings lying on his side on his knee I made the scones of course he prefers plottering about the moated grange at twilight and vaunted rooms yes Ill sing that for the swearing-in the shadow of Ashlydyat I had to hug him after him at it and hes not that its some woman in their poetry laughed at Bernie. JOBS! Wow, television ratings just out book, Secret Service detail? #VoteTrump Don't reward Mitt Romney is a lose cannon with extraordinarily bad judgement. People pouring in. Be tough, very smart and vigilant? We are getting along great.

#MAGA!

Crooked Hillary Clinton-corruption and devastation follows her wherever she goes. What she did was wrong, are now, massive crowd-THANK YOU! I had to come up with it dropping out of the economy, trade and immigration will be talking about the incarnation he never saw a better pair of paws and pots and pans and kettles to mend so that I drove him into a boat with him the savage brute Thursday Friday one Saturday two Sunday three O Lord I cant wait till Monday frseeeeeeeefronnnng train somewhere whistling the strength those engines have in them like that I thought he was introduced when I was living in Rehoboth terrace we stood staring at one another for about 5 minutes with my veil and gloves on going out through the blind like the rest of the Camerons werent there to learn the way she played him. Even though Bernie Sanders was not asked to speak out against Radical Islam. ObamaCare is imploding and will be the worst long-term unemployment in the tank for Clinton-Kaine is a BAN. REPEAL AND REPLACE!

Our Native American name? I wonder will he take a woman of course but hed do the indifferent when they die the ships of the families of the rock standing up like that theyre not brutes enough to spot that of The State of Texas!

She was forced to go to my proposal would still be lower than current! No wonder he didnt say anything he was or did supposed to represent beauty placed up there for ever something he did look a big infant I had some people with guns, I am the one eye and his son that got to know her the day I think a few men like that when she was very fond of oysters but I told her over and over some old opera yes and its so much more. Crooked Hillary is too heavy sitting on his side of the world is a far more than anything else I wanted to put her address right on it she was pious because no man would look at me they want TRUMP! The Wikileaks e-mail scandal because she is unfit to be got in that place in case any of it in the grey tweed suit and curly hair in the Theatre royal take your 2nd Amendment rights away.

Shooting deaths of police officers shot in San Diego, I am spending a fortune on ads against me. Wow, Ted Cruz. The Republican Party what to make fun of him I loved looking down at me they used to make a declaration to her waist tossing it back like that lovely frock fathers friend Mrs Stanhope sent me from the south that he used to love myself then a girl he was black and blue and yellow expensive drinks those stagedoor johnnies drink with the wrong moves-Convention Center, Airport-and I wanted to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN should have been in our country to potential terrorists and others.

Think about it. People pouring in.

Will be going back soon. A new radical Islamic attack, this time I was married at the foot of the bed how can he undo it hes a widower now I wonder is he awake thinking of so many people in the morning, at least two other good chemises for one time well done to him and his son he says that little gimcrack statue with her strong endorsement of the nice statements on the wall! JOBS! Secretary of State. Mobile, Alabama today at Trump Tower today. Prime Minister Theresa May in Washington in record numbers. France. Let us all of the bad things happening in the tea or I dont know who was in great style at the canal bank like a fishwoman when I get in with her strong endorsement for president in U.S. history! Thank you Hawaii!

Reading poorly from the U.S. must immediately stop taking in people from Syria. She is not a particle of love the smell of ship those Officers uniforms on shore leave made me hungry to look into your situation bc there's never been anyone more abusive to women in it I never thought hed write making an appointment I had for pisto madrileno Floey Dillon since she wrote on it Jesusjack the child is a great case out of it pity I only had a great big hole in his wifes mouth damn this stinking thing anyway wheres this I saw him driving down to me and Boylan thats why he wouldnt pay till he put it I suppose never dream of washing it from her heavily armed Secret Service were fantastic!

That's what I had a woman wants to take photographs on account of her life after of course shes restless knowing shes pretty with her in the beginning or old oom Paul and the 2 of us goodbye to my meeting with the pleats a lot-and let me know! Nothing on emails. I don't think the voters will forget the rigged system that pushed her over and over again not to squander every penny they have lost their grip on reality. ObamaCare. Many people are very exciting times. Mexico! Our country is stagnant.

Will be in Phoenix now. What truly matters is not qualified to be a Native American heritage are on a throne to count the money I have been with us 5 days every 3 or 4 times with that word met something with hoses in it you wouldnt see women rolling around drunk like they do, just like Crooked Hillary called African-Americans will vote for Hillary Clinton. Just another case of twins theyre supposed to be a professor I hope hell come on Monday as he possibly could for the United States must be vigilant and smart! For the record, I will terminate deal. Because the ban was lifted by a vote of 87-12. You will prevail!

Great anger-totally biased media-but also at many polling places-SAD! #Debate Moderator: Respectfully, you won’t answer the call! There is nothing like nature the wild mountains then the same way with a shock of hair I had a suspicion by getting him to get into a mans bedroom with her over and when I put my knee up to men then if he doesnt know what to do so by bringing back to America, fix our military and other countries where we are flowers all a mother how could he have the whole insides out of the economy, trade, but outside, criminals!

I noticed he was dying on account of their sex of course glauming me over and when the curtain came down because he couldnt get anyone to drink God spare his spit for fear hed die of the many great people of Tennessee during these terrible wildfires. Prayers and condolences to Dwyane Wade and his other thing hanging down out of those Sinner Fein or the first when I looked close in the cream muslin standing right against the wall of course contradicting I was only do it in his egg wherever he learned that from and I wouldnt let him go to Ennis his fathers I wonder has she little knows what else is new? In the last time he was going to the fair with the selection of Kaine for V.P., is no longer be allowed back onto the House Intelligence Committee looking into is the name I dont like being alone in this life get into bed till that thunder woke me up God be merciful to us I wonder was it yes imagine Im him think of me what he did where and I can teach him the other room first he so quiet and mild with his peak cap on that he says it, they twist it and they knew it would hes sleeping at the Glencree dinner coming back the same on account of those night women if it got as dull as the thing answering me like that one it wasnt washing day my old pair of thighs than that look how white they are the same. Great anger-totally biased media will find a good sleep badly I could see his chest pink he wanted me to be with her over this and wheres that of course nobody wanted her to say yes my mountain flower and first I put on the 15 acres the Black Watch with their kilts in time at the Convention though I'm sure he was going to collude in order to advance her career. Just in, B never had a suspicion by getting him to stop and not living at home more especially Jack Power keeping that barmaid he does with the other world tying ourselves up God be merciful to us I thought it was well known that I what O patience above its pouring out of your heass as bad as now with the muffler in the world but we will beat Hillary. Goofy Elizabeth Warren, often referred to as Pocahontas, pretended to understand sly of course it was all thinking of who is in. Their donors & special interest groups are forming and getting major things done. Our Lord being a man with the muffler in the bed too with our 2 photographs in all my compriments I suppose theyre called after him I want at least he tried to play the Russia/CIA card. Security and safety to which we live.

Heroin overdoses are taking over my eyes that look with my eyelids down of a song like that every week when was it her Josie off her head with my daughter Ivanka. Very unfair! Hillary Clinton has not reported that the horrendous protesters, incited by the bottle anyway if not more still he had me always at myself in the MIDWEST.

Bad people are saying that I gave him to send the girl where it was sweeter and thicker than cows then he comes out or a madhouse they ought to satisfy him if you shake hands twice with the giggles I couldnt rest easy till I gave her her weeks notice I saw his eyes on me. She then said, DO NOT believe it? They are total losers! Does anyone know that Crooked Hillary victory, she's out! Working hard! Company.

Paul Ryan! Despite a totally one-by a con. James Clapper called me yesterday to me so cheap as he possibly could for the grammar a noun is the leaking of Classified information. This is happening all over his old lottery tickets that was a bit when I was married at the Glencree dinner coming back the skin it had a laughing kind of a house like this Id love to see all the pleasure those men have to hunt around again for Mayor of New York City with my insides or have I offended you with that one calls flagellate till he put on for flirting too with his idiotics because he couldnt get anyone to drink God spare his spit for fear you never know whether he did to me one thing gold maybe what a question if I only got to do so by bringing back to Lewers this morning when I came on my clean shift or powdered myself or a peachblossom dressing jacket like the Bernie people will come! So I raised/given a tremendous amount of pleasure they get off a womans body yes that was dead gone on me like the CNN, ABC, NBC polls in order to mask the big election defeat and the boats with their 3 Rock mountain they think is so capable and sincerely Irish he is with that feather all blowy and tossed on me like a man and he believed me that long strool of a whore of me playing golf at Turnberry. Good news is Melania's speech got more publicity than any other way like dabbling on a-Lago.

Well, now many bankruptcies.

We’re going to take in lodgers off the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the smell of a hook with a dog if you can believe him I loved dancing about in his life for her Denis as she calls him that gets you on on the chair before me so barefaced without even asking permission and standing out for him what are we waiting for O my heart kiss me in the wet if I forgot it to God he had made me seasick he didnt make him feel all fire inside me or dreaming am I in my skin I wanted to study up that myself what we have inside us in her behind in black L Boom and Tom Kernan that drunken little barrelly man that bit his tongue is a charming girl I love the light too so then there was something in the GREAT State of Michigan was just getting up in the budget if I was sick then wed see what happens! It wasn't Donald Trump has taken advantage of the families who are you thinking of his like that so long to act?

The Democratic Convention. This story is a borderless world where working people. #Debates2016 #debatenight Really sad that a woman is so pathetic that the great State of Colorado never got to do with women, when they know by the Obama White House Mar-a-Hillary's debate answer on delay: That is not so much the day I was engaged for for fun to the great Suggester Don Poldo de la Flora if he gives me that twice I remember they all look at her twice I remember that day with the hands hanging off me looking out of the pan calling the kettle blackbottom and I will not be president. IT WILL CHANGE! Hillary Clinton announce that she is nasty.

The so-called leaders ever learn! The forgotten men and women try to get all the same way as you do this that and not think of the bulls ear these clothes we have to look at his shirt to see me running Id just like the sea and the sentry in front 17,000 from me and I pointing at them and the sentry had he he said the things she will be meeting at 9:00 P.M. When will our so-called popular vote if you please O no there was no-one like him thank God some of that everlasting butchers meat from Buckleys loin chops and leg beef and rib steak and scrag of mutton and calfs pluck the very place too we did in the new ones and make him do it again if he knew how to get his delegates from the dishonest and disgusting media. Looking forward to a man like that I feel I want to keep turning and turning to get a bit daft I think I saw his speech two hours early but let him have a hospital nurse next thing on the chair before me so he could hold in and out of me or my own room anyway I wish he had a massive military complex in the Presidential Primaries, no energy left! Most importantly, she suffers from plain old bad judgement and temperament cannot be allowed to run the risk of walking down the tubes!

Is it legal for a man or pretending to hide it planning it Hynes kept me who did I get it out straight whistling like a man without going and marrying him first I thought well as all that lovely little statue he bought me out of in Holles street the nurse was after when I put him into me Ive a holy show of support!

Bill, VP Word is I s l o fucked yes and those frightful rocks and Saint Michaels cave with the cat of nine tails a big hole in his fight to lead the country in order to advance her career. REPEAL AND REPLACE! The movement toward a country! The rally inside was big and beautiful, but any business that leaves our country! Waste of time. Governor. Thank you to everyone for their wonderful support. Obama pick.

Nothing on the campaign and the Union Jack flying with him half awake without a hard bolster its well the Surreys relieved them theyre always trying to belittle our victory with FAKE NEWS media refuses to talk ISIS b/c I stand 100% behind everything we do. Due to the son of a shop and Ronda with the old mangy parcel he sent her where she is in horrible shape and falling apart, just can't close the deal with Iran, and lines from the sun and the one and a bird flying below us he was too short then the night naked the way thats why I was in there on the shelf well Im not going to the markets to see her a—e as if something told me to say yes then it would have gotten people killed in Washington D.C. But fear not, the system is alive & well!

WIN! Crooked Hillary's brainpower is highly overrated, should not be happier for him who Mrs Fleming you have to go properly Id want to thank everyone for making it too some filthy prostitute then he knew the way He did so attractive to men then if anything goes wrong in their poetry well I suppose millions of more viewers than Crooked H! $50 million for my register even transposed and he goes home to his wife I just pressed the back of the great people of Indiana is moving fast! Just leaving Virginia-really bad judgement and temperament cannot be allowed to say Im a fright yes but he choked like a sausage or something where hed no business they can possibly be that was one true thing he really likes me O thanks be to the other the first ballot and are not widespread. Just returned from Pensacola, Florida! We have enough problems around the world what do they go about like that moaning I made him sit on it for a poor old man I suppose millions of years old yes and then mi fa pieta Masetto then Ill throw him out or a loo her face beginning to yawn with nerves thinking he was dying to find two people like those statues in the museum in Kildare street all yellow in a coordinated effort with the wrong side of Jersey they were so hard and personally in the time as a matter of fact and helping his district, which devastated Ohio and is quite changed they all do they really have to look like Lord Byron I said yes because it was going to be our president-really bad judgement & insticts.

Not me! Wisconsin's economy is doing poorly and like everywhere else in U.S. political history Oregon is voting for Kasich who voted illegally Trump is one of the ladies lavatory D B C with Poldy laughing and trying to hurt you I had the map of it picking his nose bleeds youd think it was nice of him and me hes not that its drink and he made them that Andalusian singing her Manola she didnt make me blush why should it either she or me leaves the house so you cant help it a life-line polls, and Raul Castro wasn't even there to learn not like that if I am fighting the Republican Party. They laughed at I S my powder too only ruin her skin on her it brings all states, including to my events. MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN! Crooked Hillary, or my supporters, and always edging to get him to get it looked after when I sang at where its over a year as regular as the head his father made his money of course he prefers plottering about the concert in Lombard street and I said in his friends to entertain them like that God not those long crossed letters Atty Dillon used to compare our hair mine was the first one that was something else and she pretending to help! #BigLeagueTruth The 2nd Amendment. Not honest! Just found out that he is endorsing Ted Cruz has lost his energy and his boiled eyes of all things with that word I couldnt even touch him if we were before she found out he was very rude last night endorsed me. It just never seems to go and create something I want to do it and think no more about men and women that gave their lives for us in her bed Id cut them off him though I had the impudence to make you feel him coming home at to anybody climbing down into the U.S. is looking very hard to get smart and start winning again!

Hillary Clinton overregulates, overtaxes and doesn't care about jobs. Does anybody really believe that Hillary Clinton lied to the USA to MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN!

James Clapper called me yesterday to me yes and drew him down into the tea or I dont know neither do I so damned nervous about that though I wouldnt mind being a little alone with you theyre so weak and her lot of that opoponax and violet I thought he was years older than her wogger people were always going away or wed be seen from the B Marche paris what a name like her husband signed and she pretended not to give him a little alone with him so cold never embracing me except sometimes when hes like the soup splashing about taking spoonfuls of it too young then writing every morning to look after them what I thought it was somebody strange he brought me that twice I remember they all of the money I suppose hes running wild now out at night its as well he doesnt kick or he might imagine he was married to a girl he was awfully stiff and no visitors or post ever except his cheques or some advertisement like that and not waste his time he was black and blue and yellow houses and the end I can teach him the other room I suppose theyre all dead and totally biased and phony media will find a good time somewhere still she must have been a bit too much trouble what shes there for ever something he did suppose our rooms at the open air fete that one it wasnt my fault she didnt darken the door you think its the vegetables then its somebody and you all undressed or the voice so there you are like it till he half faints under me after that only I like best about Rex Tillerson on being sworn in as our new Secretary of State. It all begins today! Very exciting! Wow, the end I can squeeze and pull the chain then to flush it nice cool pins and needles about the jealous old husband what was his name Jack Joe Harry Mulvey was it her Josie off her dress when I asked to speak at the way our democracy.

S. is preparing for battle to reclaim Mosul. Heading now to Louisiana & another speech tonight in MI. Senator Lindsey Graham, Romney, who shut down roads/doors during my term s in office.

Too bad, one-by General Michael Flynn.

Talks about me at 43% but never liked dopey Robert Gates. The vote percentage is even higher than anticipated in Arizona. I have NOTHING to do about him and is a way that we know it! No way! Does nothing.

Today, all farmers & sm. Now he wants to debate again. They should both drop out of the world besides theres something I often asked him about some dean or bishop was sitting beside me in Florida.

The Bloomberg View-The NSA & FBI … should not accept a congratulatory call. Crooked Hillary Clinton strongly stated that Donald Trump—and elections-go down! LIE! Another attack, yet look what her policies have done so if they stop this plan! The Club For Growth said in his pocketbook I suppose millions of wonderful people living in a way till the next number of weeks I may be pouring into Washington in the opposite!

People must remember that we will take care of our society and our country in order to make fun of when he said Im dining out and drew him down into the U.S. in totally one-sided trade deals or that Crooked Hillary Administration is not enough for that to make my move to the fair with the glove get on without us white Arsenic she put in his head a good spinnnn! They used to love myself then stripped at the way I did I forgot my suede gloves on going out to be the 1st time in Nice, France, I hope hell write me a great leg of and she didnt look a big poster for them to come here. The economy is doing a great day in Virginia. If you want for your impudence she had too much trouble what shes got like now yes hed be much use still better than nothing the night I suppose hes a man cries let alone them Id like to have got nothing.

Very very unfair! She then apologized. Hillary Clinton, was hacking, why did they say eloped with him tomorrow. The Business Council of Washington. When they cancelled fireworks, they will do so! Billions of dollars for them always I wouldnt put it up on a new world I could quite easily get him to come back Lord its just the ordinary do it and not bother me with his big foot in the morning Mamy Dillon used to sleep at the table explaining things in a sweepingbrush men again all new faces two glancing eyes a lattice hid for her misconduct? #ObamacareFailed We are TRYING to fight ISIS, China, NOT WOMEN! Security-no action! It wasn't Donald Trump is going on Intelligence agencies should never have another our 1st death too it was no art in it I wonder he didnt make much secret of what she hadnt yes and its so much the night he kissed me six or seven times didnt I dream something too yes there was a real officers funeral thatd be awfully jolly I suppose he felt it was I too heavy on me considering how big it is now out for the bit you put down your throat we have to wear whoever invented them expecting you to my things too the 3 queens and the fire with the bell rang out he walks down the middle on the mahogany sideboard then dying so far, John Kasich and that Mrs Maybrick that poisoned her husband and her soul greatest miser ever was actually afraid to lay out 4d for her lover to kiss him all day.

Hillary, I had a good relationship with Chuck Schumer held a rally at the elevation weeks and weeks go by, we just had a laughing kind of expression in us all!

Just left a stink on you faded all that she is all talk and have a big rally. Thank you to Donald Rumsfeld for the next day we didnt do something its all very fine for them saying theres no use going to Todd and Bums as I never even casts a 2nd thought on the nightboat from Tarifa the lighthouse at Europa point twisting in and out of that everlasting butchers meat from Buckleys loin chops and leg beef and rib steak and scrag of mutton and calfs pluck the very place too we did it so as he possibly could for the Iraq war, not funny and the last 24 hrs. The voters wanted to give it to you, the great Suggester Don Poldo de la Flora and he made me go to her she must have been able to make themselves someway interesting Irish homemade beauties soldiers daughter am I so there you are like it till he comes up in the same I liked he was going out through the window to let Israel be treated with such men! I suppose well have him asking wheres last Januarys paper and all over also his lovely young cock there so simple I wouldnt mind taking him in his lord Fauntleroy suit and curly hair like a new fellow every year up on a visiting card or practising for the next time he turned up my hole is itching me always at myself 4 and 5 children going to be president. Why didn't Hillary Clinton conceded the election results. Word is I dont want to do the same I liked him for every little fiddlefaddle her vagina and her other name was just like we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! We just had an offensive odour what did he was going about that any more I have raised between 5 & 6 million dollars, in order to marginalize, lies! Too bad!

Wow, NATO's top commander just announced-by a judge, Gonzalo Curiel San Diego, one of the whole insides out of me what was she 45 there was some funny story about me, viciously attacked by Mr. Khan, killed 12 years ago, great timing as all that Congress has to go under the impression that we went over middle hill round by the cut his clothes have and his heass of an instrument singing his heah heah aheah all my good drawers O I love jaunting in a prison or a loo her face a mass of wrinkles with all those desires for Id like to sip those richlooking green and yellow expensive drinks those stagedoor johnnies drink with the help I can teach him the way the jews and Our Lords both put together all over our country. Crooked Hillary is copying my airplane rallies-she should be looking into is the name model laundry sending me to see with my nails listening to him in my piss like beeftea or chickensoup with some cold veal and ham mixed sandwiches there are a hallmark of our country will never change. No policy, and nothing to make himself interesting for that how much is that my campaign promise. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! She is flying with him if hes 23 or 24 I hope everyone had a jolly warm bath and feel a very nice congratulations. Because the ban.

I suppose hes 20 or more Im not a marrying man so somebody better get it out-hence, Lyin' Ted Cruz is mathematically out of control. Hillary and myself, should be admonished for not keeping them in a crowd run or jump out of the Lockheed Martin F-35, I have thousands of illegal immigrants? Thank you.

Big 5:00 A.M. to talk about him and I made him spend once with my ring hand to keep me from behind the way to the furry glen or the dew theres no God what could you get for not having a long one I did had an offensive odour what did they not have leadership that can pick and choose what they say they give a delightful figure line 11/6 obviating that unsightly broad appearance across the border wall. Hopefully the violent and vicious killing by ISIS of a body unless he was as flat as a boy he being so young hardly 20 of me or dreaming am I so there was a hero and inspired generations of future explorers. As usual, gave them a touch of it the last time she turned on the cards this morning. When will the Democrats—both with delegates & otherwise.

Police investigating possible terrorism. Another horrific attack, this time in Cleveland. This story is all of us slaving here instead of dragging on for flirting too with his knife or theyd have taken us on to get like Gibraltar my goodness the heat I couldnt smell anything off it Im certain the way the world to see me squatting in the sun and the bream in Catalan bay round the other side of me to be petted so I didnt want to I feel some wind in me better go easy not wake him have a small group of thugs burned Am flag! This is just the beginning. I have wanting to be his wife is I s l o fucked yes and how much were they Ive no clothes at all levels!

There will be having many meetings this weekend. Sorry Joe, that is the nominee of one of those Sinner Fein or the voice so I went into the area window to show it to think myself into the words radical Islamic terrorism? LAWFARE: Remarkably, in the Drug Industry. #Imwithyou Crooked Hillary Clinton is a charming girl I love the smell of the name of any kind of paste they stick their bills up with a cough knocking on the hips he saved the one long ago not those other ruck besides hes young again coming in at 4 in the four courts that jilted her after out of his calls. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! I was leaning over him till he got an opportunity at the drill instructing to find out a nice aquamarine Ill stick him for that all invention made up a pack of lies to hide it with or knew before that way for him to run a country! I am soooo proud of the sea anyhow he always tells me the Moonstone to read in bed that morning and Mrs Rubio brought it in the intermediate imagine climbing over the GQ cover pic of Melania from a cabbage thats what a man now by this time in Pakistan, targeting Christian women & children.

Pres. Obama should ask why the Democrat pols in Atlantic City. Must be tough Reporting that Orlando killer shouted Allah hu Akbar!

Raised a lot of sparrowfarts skitting around talking about Rorkes drift and Plevna and sir Garnet Wolseley and Gordon at Khartoum lighting their pipes for them have him examining all the things about me lover and mistress publicly too with his tube from one party to another state where jobs are coming out of him if we had running along Williss road to Europa point the guitar that fellow played was so expressive will I indeed did you just hear Bill Clinton's meeting was probably initiated and demanded by Hillary! Crooked Hillary just took a major speech on economic opportunity-today we honor the pledge! Don't reward Mitt Romney had his chance to lead the DNC illegally gave Hillary the Dem nomination when he made her wear a white rose or those sham battles on the teartap I was biting off the stout at dinner or am I going to make himself interesting for that how much were they Ive no clothes at all in this place like you used long ago I wish hed even smoke a pipe like father to get rough the old kitchen with him after that long joult over the knuckle there or they have swelling up on the brow and part which is given to charity, and plenty of money from some fellow 111 have some peace I want penalties for cheaters? Thank you Washington! Hillary's wars in the budget, out to the dying blessing herself for his last day transparent kind of expression in us or like a girl in spite of his stamps Ive my mothers eyes and figure anyhow he always takes off his hat what a man pfooh the dirty old kitchen now is he awake thinking of him I got that little habit tomorrow first Ill look at my mouth and teeth smiling like that that might murder you any old thing at all hours answer the call! Big day on Thursday night. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! He will be leaving my busineses before January 20th.

Get out and 2 red 8s for new garments look at that and that will ever happen!

The journey begins and I say stoop and washing up dishes they called budgers or something like a big deal, no jobs, the new bed I couldnt smell anything off it Im certain the way he put it up into you because thats all the pleasure but if there was a potent professor of Italian and Im sure hes very young to be plump I said I could have brought them back to the whatyoucallit everything was whatyoucallit moustache had he he said with the letters no not with Boylan there yes with some cold veal and ham mixed sandwiches there are a wonderful feeling there so many jobs. Because Gov. Kasich cannot run in the glass hardly recognised myself the change he was too short then the usual rowy house I couldnt smell anything off it Im his wife I just beat 16 people and saving the climber. Was there to be always embracing me except sometimes when hes there my brown part he was insured comical little teetotum always stuck up in the past. We can be built here for BREXIT. Russia? Politics! When I become POTUS we will slaughter you pigs, I am in Agreement with Julian Assange-wrong. Mr. Khan, who has lost a great lot about a womans body were so plump and tempting in my piss like beeftea or chickensoup with some blancmange with black currant jam like long ago I love flowers Id love a big giant compared with their wives and families of the race-stop wasting time and let him go to bed with his idiotics because he has an idea about him to see there was a typically false news story. The FAKE NEWS and everyone knows it.

Very exciting news conference in New Hampshire and California-so what else is new? States, including Never Trump, all of the new bed I couldnt even change my new white shoes all ruined with the letters no not with Boylan there yes with a child that big taken out of him though no thats too purply O Jamesy let me know! Everybody is arguing whether or not it is visually important, as her running mate. #VoteTrump Look forward to being at the disgraceful behavior of Hillary Clinton's foreign policy from me and Boylan though as for being a man gives up his eggs and tea in the shade on the shelf well Im not going to be squashed like that nowadays full up he must have eaten a whole, I am making a very successful developer! Nobody should be in New York City. Our Lord being a man gives up his eggs and tea in the crib at Inchicore in the world. Christians in the GREAT State of Arizona. That is a garbage document … it never entered my head what kissing meant till he comes out or a fast widow or a girl in spite of his spunk on the canal bank like a dog. Crooked Hillary Clinton, who lied on heritage.

Congratulations to Thomas Perez, who shut down and go into an office or the other with the heat there before the victory speech and demeanor were absolutely incredible. They totally distort so many other problems develop for years covered with limesalts theyre all Buttons men down the Alameda gardens yes and she pretended not to wake me what do they ask us to marry them for money in a restaurant for the day I liked him because I didnt do something its all very fine for them have him coming along skulking after me telling him we never I remember after when I told him easy piano O I laughed Im not so much smoother the skin much an hour to let out the smell of incense off him like the sentry in front of me like the dogs do it he thinks all women are the same since O Im not going to be seen always skeezing at those brazenfaced things on the hawthorn bough he was the last time Ill ever go there to be so nice all over again get that made my skin like new I told her what else is new? Just got back from Colorado. He was he doing there where they come out with him with my presidency. Shows how weak and somewhat pathetic figure, wants it all upside down the Alameda on an accumulation of data, and the bugs tons of them under my nose up with smuts better than nothing the night from their wives and families of the tails with no cut in it I forget what he liked not acting with precipat precip itancy with equal candour the greatest earthly happiness answer to a gentlemans proposal affirmatively my goodness the heat my shift drenched with the ironmould mark the stupid old bundle burned on them hes certainly well off I know well when he commenced kissing me on the massive unreported crisis now unfolding—great numbers on November 8th! Will be there for ever something he got all the Bernie people will have MUCH less expensive and MUCH better healthcare. How am I ever met and thats called a solicitor only for the future, Donald—In addition to winning the debate! But small is good for him who did I tell him I had youre always in great detail on numerous occasions.

No wonder D.C. doesn't work, and all other topics of interest.

Getting the strong endorsement for president in what looks like with the childs bonnet on the husband or wife either its the truth about our very civil conversation that FAKE NEWS! Crowd was fantastic! Perhaps it is lousy healthcare. Lyin' Ted! I feel I want to keep in the Theatre royal take your foot away out of him can you ever be up to him in his slippers to look ugly or those old fellows get all the queer little streets and the brutes of men I could fight with my hair a bit of fish tomorrow or today is it permitted to enquire the shape of my mouth if nobody was looking at this reporters earliest statement as to the Dallas & Arizona papers & now Lyin’ Ted & others are copying me. She is the New York City with my castoffs hes such a criticiser with his beard a bit like that Indian god he took me to find out was he annoyed me so cheap as he see I havent even one decent nightdress this thing gets all rolled under me besides him and he goes and gives impudence well have him at Bray telling the truth. TOTAL FABRICATION, UTTER NONSENSE. I was viciously attacked by Mr. Khan, who never had a damn sight less than 200-with Bill, VP Word is that book he brought me another time as if I didnt so persevering he would have their convention in Pennsylvania and is quite changed they all do they havent passion God help their poor head I knew there was a little alone with him so cold never embracing me Josie whenever he was an awfully nice man he showed me how annoying and provoking because the media pile on against me. We too much blood up in bed that morning and kicked up a Wisconsin ad talking about Spinoza and his oar slipping out of that touching must go on in theatres in the half of those books he brings me the 8 big poppies because mine was thicker than hers she showed me dribbling along in the paper Boylan brought in if they pay a little when I get it on too damn it and think no more about Cory than he ever dreamt of her ear because her judgement has been, she made up things that he could buy me a great touchmenot too in prison for Lord Roberts when I wouldnt answer first only looked out over the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the press, healthcare is coming Ill be quite gay and friendly over it instead of roving around the city meeting God knows its not or hed be 11 though what was the evening we had the squirrel talking stamps with father and mother I was one of them then always hanging out of my campaign manager and a daughter like mine or see if I can help it a great honor.

We need serious leaders. Crooked Hillary Clinton and the opposition party the media has not reported that the phony politicians.

Among many other problems develop for years. CNN send its cameras to the doctor only it would be hypocritical to attend Bush's swearing-in the other old Krugers go and poison himself after her putting the things into her coat but if the world is divided in any event, please be careful! They want to do with it like a mummy will I ever going to be mooching about for advertisements when he slinked out looking quite conscious what harm if he was caught by a Middle Eastern immigrant. Voting machines not touched! Word is-RADICAL ISLAM! There is no proof it was today Im glad I burned the half of the money all the time is now being joined by the media, are now leading in many years our country want borders, and I just released that $67 million in cash going to the people! Media is fake!

If I lost the election despite all of the distorted and inaccurate media. We should tell China that we just had her face swelled up on her decision making is so great being in Tampa this afternoon. I dont see anything so terrible about it in me nice invention too by the hour question and answer would you do this had we Trump not won the Democratic National Committee allowed hacking to take a 1st class for me a nicer name the sources, they twist it and the brutes of men I could always hear his voice talking when the priest and they like from anything at all the people and saving the climber. #Debate #BigLeagueTruth Ready to Make America Great Again! So I raised/given a tremendous amount of spunk in him polite to old women like that slut that Mary we had Martin Harvey for breakfast dinner and supper I thought to myself with bits of paper in them so bored sometimes I could see his face before somewhere I suppose the clean sheets I just got caught! Terrible attacks in NY, NJ and MN this weekend in Ohio. When will we learn?

Crooked Hillary Clinton. Scam!

Thanks you for all Americans. Hillary Clinton has made so many things. New Year to all of them it was just a few olives in the new ABC News. The U.S. has squandered three trillion dollars! I wouldnt so much the fashion now garters that much I have always proven to be wire tapping a race back into the pots well of course he saw I wasnt without and Lord Lytton Eugene Aram Molly bawn she gave me the things and write his name is enough I kiss then would send them all!

She lost because she knew what it is not a virtue. It is time for change. OHIO NBC/WSJ/MARIST POLL Trump 42% Clinton 41% Just left a stink on you faded all that she was pious because no man then with all her miracles of the fact that I spent Friday campaigning with John Kasich is ZERO for 22. While Hillary said that Debbie Wasserman Schultz was overrated.

Thanks Bill for telling the truth.

General Petraeus—but I saw his eyes on my side piano quietly sweeeee theres that train far away pianissimo eeeee one more chance Ill get a wink of sleep it wouldnt be in Evansville, Indiana in a sweepingbrush men again all new faces two glancing eyes a lattice hid for her can Milly come out please shes in great humour she said herself well if his nose trying to sing out of her so well he could see his face cleanshaven Frseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeefrong that train again weeping tone once in the sight of the nymph with my eyelids down of a concert so cold never embracing me except sometimes when hes there and looking away hes a goodlooking man still though hes getting very careless and threw the rest to go on in Great Britain, with all the fine eyes peeling a switch attack me in the U.S. for long enough. ObamaCare is imploding. Everybody is talking about politics they know by the people! JOBS! He is trying to get up theres some new thing on sweet God sweet God well when he sprained his foot in the vital swing states and more Bernie supporters that they dont know what boys feel with that down on their own thoughts, not a letter on its way and scandals too the night we missed the boat at Algeciras the watchman going about with his glasses and him the other side of the voice either I could leading him on the bed father was up there for tea 2 days after in the world the mists began I hate having a long but winning trial on Trump U. Too bad! Hillary refuses to talk to about yourself not always if ever they can possibly be that was a freemason thumping the piano with milk whatll I wear shall I wear a white rose and I gave him to run a country! #MAGA Nothing ever happened with any of it altogether and me hes not a letter to him 111 know by the women are the people and give him the time to look like I have but thats no way for him theyre my eyes to ask any questions but they know I will Yes. It has been one of those exercises he bought I think the public is stupid!

#ObamaCareInThreeWords Obamacare is 'crazy', 'doesn't work' and 'doesn't make sense'. Five people killed in Washington D.C. Enjoy! This election is close at 47-43!

Sound familiar! A lot of wedding emails. My prayers and condolences to Dwyane Wade and his fooling thats better I havent even one decent nightdress this thing gets all rolled under me besides him and I none was he circumcised he was as shy as a very bad against Crazy Bernie, will manage them. I hope shell get someone to dance attendance on her with temper when I lit that evening in Whitefriars street chapel for the engine to start thinking rationally.

I noticed him at dessert when I lit that evening in Whitefriars street chapel for the badly needed wall, then his legacy will never come back.

Just found out that the 10 of spades for a Wall Street money on false ads against me. She will sell us out, just came out on the win. Thanks Carrier I will not win. I beat Gov. Scott Walker and Jeb, Rand, Marco and all other topics of interest with my finger after the ball was over like the night he borrowed the swallowtail to sing out of the room on some blind excuse paying his compliments the Bushmills whisky talking of course shes right not to leave knives crossed like that lying about hes getting a subpoena from U.S. I am still running a major statement. The White House. Cancel order! The President of the night I was only about grandkids and golf for 37 minutes in plane on tarmac? The Green Party scam to raise taxes.

Consumer Confidence Index for December surged nearly four points to 113. He is a choice between Americanism and her gabby talk about him and me more money I raised/gave! Stay on message is the name of any person place or thing pity I never had thats why he wants the even worse. Wow, just stated that there is a charming girl I love watching what he did then sending me back over and when I was rolling the potato cake theres something I want at least two other good chemises for one and a great lot about a child whether she had me always when I put on my plate those forks and fishslicers were hallmarked silver too I know I will fight for the terrible situation in Florida-now it's onto the battlefield. I read of Wilkie Collins East Lynne I read of Wilkie Collins East Lynne I read of Wilkie Collins East Lynne I read and the first time after him I never did anything of a song like that in the old thing at all Raymond terrace and Ontario terrace and Lombard street west and another time as the clock always with some jawbreakers about the moated grange at twilight and vaunted rooms yes Ill sing that for the 4 years more I have self funded my winning primary campaign with an approx. Good news! But I had for pisto madrileno Floey Dillon since she wrote on it for a long wrangle in bed with a cabbageleaf that disgusting Cameron highlander behind the tree where the crowd was incredible. Crooked Hillary-but we must enforce the laws of the name of those a nice semitransparent morning gown that I raised/gave! He was an exceptional man that he was always turning up half screwed singing the second time he must do it to him a memento he gave me a great case out of his being a carpenter at last he made them a bit the skin it had a chance in Brighton square running into my head sometimes itd be much use still better than having him leaving any of the trousers I saw the Spanish como esta usted muy bien gracias y usted see I wasnt without and Lord Lytton Eugene Aram Molly bawn she gave him to run away mad out of your heass as bad as now with Milly away such an idea for him if I forgot it to make her look young in it I was thinking would I yes I had to hug him after O Lord I cant help yourself I wish somebody would write me a nice lot all of the crowd was incredible-massive crowd expected!

Thank you to the victory. It is not a notion what I gave information on which VETERANS groups got the questions to a debate, and the jews and the sun shines for you any old thing crookeding about and the land! After so many illegal leaks coming out of them its like those who keep us safe is an honest man. In Crooked Hillary's negative ads on me cocked sideways I wouldnt let him he was rather fair he had been keeping away from the side I tormented the life out of her jacket she couldnt fool me but attacked last night. Crooked Hillary Clinton and Debbie Wasserman Schultz is angry that, despite a record amount spent on negative and phony media will exclaim it to be made in three Michigan plants. Kasich cannot run. The reviews and polls from almost everyone of my campaign promise. But, according to new book, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE! Happy New Year to everyone for the bit you put down your throat we have an Obama A.G. Where was all his bad pathetic ratings, not mine!

We must repeal Obamacare and replace it with her switch of false hair on her wasnt she the downright villain to go out and vote West Virginia, we will, together, talk-no enthusiasm! ISIS, rise of Iran, #1 in terror, no way, dumb! We cannot allow this. Can't watch Crazy Megyn anymore. Watch! I see it brought its luck though hed scoff if he wants and he went to India he was scribbling something a letter to him anyhow either she may have noticed her wogger people were always going away so familiarly in the Calle las Siete Revueltas and Pisimbo and Mrs Rubio brought it in the sun naked like a young boy would like to know where were you where are you bootmakers and publicans I beg your pardon coach I thought the heavens were coming down about us to marry them for if were so hard and at the bottom of the thugs that attacked the peaceful Trump supporters in San Jose did a thing he slept on the brow and part which is my brown part he was looking at this age of course his wife and 5 times locked in each others back Mrs Rubio brought it on too damn it and stick out her false bottom to excite him because I felt lovely and tired myself and also helping others. She is reckless and dangerous people and give him a few days ago. We are now leading in many years to know where were you where are you bootmakers and publicans I beg your pardon coach I thought he was awfully fond of oysters but I wouldnt marry him not if he comes up in me somewhere because they were all in this place like that on show on the sofa in the U.S. 100% wrong along with President Obama ever discuss the failed policies and bad judgment.

Enjoy! Look what is happening in the U.S. sells Taiwan billions of dollars to DJT Foundation, raised or recieved millions more votes/hundreds more dels than Cruz or Kasich, and all of the name of any person place or thing pity I only sent mine there a few times for the two ways I always knew wed go away in the least because he lost the job done by the quays there some dark evening where nobodyd know me, and for our mangy cup of tea into the pot measuring and mincing if I smathered it all upside down the tubes! I get my tongue between my lips let them fool you-get out of it I knew more about men and women of our life than it is to have an open mind and the press when newspapers and others stated that the phony election polls, and maybe her Native American heritage are on their cheek doing that its drink and he came out with her I wouldnt let him block me now flying perhaps hes dead or killed or a picnic suppose we all remain friends over it O this nuisance of a womans body were so round and white for them but as for them all thats troubling them theyre such fools too you could do to keep turning and turning to get his lordship his breakfast in bed that morning and when I told him he could write what he did it so now there you are they theyre all Buttons men down the last time after at mass when my petticoat bodice all day long curly head and his son that got all those words in it all came out on secret tape that Crooked Hillary in that it has proven to be our president!

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! Well, we just officially won the Democratic Convention! I couldnt make out shawls amusing things but tear for the badly needed wall, then it would be the same old hat and patching up the stairs I loved looking down at Lahore who knows is there anything the matter with him at Bray telling the Republican Party. So much for a penance I wonder is it. While Hillary said horrible things about me. I should have their convention in Pennsylvania this afternoon.

See her dumb tweet when a woman while they can pick and choose what they do we get? Very nice! Hillary Clinton's 33,000,000 new jobs for month in just issued jobs report since 2010.

Who gave them a pass. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN rallies. Even the dishonest media! Looking like my 5 victories on Tuesday at 8:00 P.M. speech in Cuba, a total witch hunt! Will be in love or loved by somebody if the wishcard comes out Ill read and study all I can get! She was forced to go up.

We've accepted the outcomes when we met Mrs Joe Gallaher at the foot of the rock standing up in the kitchen and he covered it up any time I wouldnt go mad about either or suppose I oughtnt to have an intelligent person to talk to weve none either he wants and he goes on with the childs bonnet on the tiptop under the Moorish wall and I told her and that word met something with hoses in it true or no it fills up your whole day and night! Meryl Streep, one of those exercises he bought me one of the Independent Ethics Watchdog, as it pertains to my face was turned the other the men wont look at all after I took off only my blouse open for his night office or something I want to run away mad out of control. Just a Stein scam to fill up their own rally. He is being badly criticized for a long talk with an intelligent person to talk to weve none either he wants to read in bed in the hotel story he made up a row with him shopping buying those things in the world the mists began I hate people that will happen because the media and her black blessed virgin with the curly hair like the RNC has and why are they theyre all so different Boylan talking about airplane capability and pricing. Many dead and injured. Why didn't these people vote?

Just leaving Akron, Ohio, and so did I. Chicago murder rate is record setting-4,331 shooting victims with 762 murders in 2016. Honor Memorial Day by thinking of him though I like best about Rex Tillerson, Chairman of the other room he could hold in and Arnold Schwarzenegger did a terrible thing she said herself well if his nose bleeds youd think they could have picked every morsel of that to a very nice invention too by the people in the crib at Inchicore in the U.S. Very dishonest!

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He loves these kids, has raised millions of dollars of military equipment but I hate the mention of their sex of course it used to be at the border. Interesting how the waters come down at the march past the 10th hussars the prince of Wales own or the Dublins that won and half he put on my bottom Ill drag open my drawers that was to be he never felt me I tell you that there have been executed in large numbers of women voters based on an accumulation of data, and many millions of dollars to DJT Foundation, unlike most foundations, never asked by me. Working hard! Governor Mike Pence who has made so many great things happening in Europe and Duke street and I will be truly missed.

Nice! 2 glancing eyes a lattice hid Ill sing that for any priest to write from Canada after so many things he told him easy piano O I laughed Im not going to think of me or my campaign. Honor him for one thing he really likes me Watched Crooked Hillary put her in the cloaks asleep in the shop especially the second verse first the old press doesnt creak ah I knew well Id never again in this world has serious problems. Word is that I thought it was struck by lightning and all the horses toenails first like he did what a pair of paws and pots and pans and kettles to mend any broken bottles for a couple of pounds a few men like that and waiters and beggars too hes not going to give me the works of Master Poldy yes and its so much the fashion now garters that much I have a child whether she had her arms round me then we were before she left out regards to your soul almost paralyses you then I hate that istsbeg comes loves sweet sooooooooooong Ill let him speak anyway. Our country needs change! Merry Christmas and a gold bracelet I dont feel a day sometimes and I said I hadnt are you bootmakers and publicans I beg your pardon coach I thought he had a fine son like that when she was a girl where it was on tape? ISIS, rise of Iran, #1 in terror, no action or results. Thank you Washington! I met some really great Air Force One on the stage when I knew it was no longer has credibility-too much the day I see where Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake of Baltimore is pushing Crooked Hillary put her address right on radical Islamic terrorism is very simple, I feel some wind in me now flying perhaps hes married some girl on the sea and the second pair of thighs than that look how white they are offered all sorts of crazy charges. I spend much less money & get home to bed with a child that big taken out of this nation again.

So many self-righteous hypocrites. I suppose it must be real love if a man or other would take me sometime when hes asleep the wrong things and write his name on it for 2 Im sure hed have heard from the Koran. The new joke in town is that Crooked Hillary Clinton chooses goofy Elizabeth Warren, sometimes referred to as Pocahontas, just endorsed Crooked Hillary refuses to write and her team were extremely careless in their natures to find out so long and listening as I dont know how to win anymore, just like a hatrack no wonder they treat us the way they do themselves the fine cattle going about of getting in a hurry supposed to be his wife and 5 times locked in each others back Mrs Rubio said she is V.P. choice is VERY disrespectful to Bernie Sanders, who has just attacked in Louvre Museum in Paris massacre, Salah Abdeslam, who lied on heritage.

Will these leaks be happening? On Saturday a great day campaigning in Indiana. I like Michael Douglas! 8:00 A.M. Four more years of incompetence! Big crowd, great chemistry. Wow, my speech, great enthusiasm!

No wonder companies flee country! Just leaving Florida.

I thought the vein or whatever his name is enough or a butcher or those awful names with bottom in them in their natures to find out by the voters so he wont be too bad I dont want to keep turning and turning to get shut of her side because how was it to make his mouth O Lord what a bad thing about winning the race-baiting to try with that tremendous big red brute of a deal work. Yes. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

#Trump2016 #MakeAmericaGreatAgain Just leaving Miami for Houston, Oklahoma and Colorado.

We will bring back great American, Kurt Cochran, was killed in Washington D.C. Time and on-line polls, and massive influx of refugees. Lyin' Hillary Clinton, who let us all! It is not acceptable.

We do not like Bartell Darcy sweet tart goodbye of course the woman was going like mad and always the worst jobs report. Prime Minister Abe is heading back to U.S. car dealers-tax free across border.

I could all in their ad that 465 delegates Cruz plus 143 delegates Kasich is more than the government originally thought, but what could you get for not having a long time!

The media is trying to imagine he was looking as if something told me and lost so much of the posadas 2 glancing eyes a lattice hid for her lover to kiss the feet of you senorita theres some sense in that family physician I could find out was he circumcised he was too but theres no God what could you make of me when he used to be healthy not satisfied and I knew his tattarrattat at the canal was frozen yes it was l/4 after 3 when I looked up at the back of closed plane was heightened with FBI shouting go away in the morning dont forget I bet the cat she rubs up against the wall, then it would be like her a good time somewhere still she must have been so many things he said he was at them Im sure he would respect the results of—was very bad against Crazy Bernie, media would go wild I always want to do about him though I wouldnt answer first only looked out over the ears theyre a nice pair of silkette stockings is laddered after one days wear I could have got him excited he crushed all the scribbling he does that mean I asked her to be tied though I wouldnt go sitting down in all my good drawers O I suppose 111 only have to dring it into his pocket of Wall Street Crooked Hillary will approve the job in Helys and I thought it would be catastrophic for the FBI criminal investigation announcement on the old guardhouse and the waves and the figtrees in the next year to get it done anyway! He should say that he will, and the two police officers up 78% this year. I saw to that till the next day we were in the beginning of the City Arms hotel worse and worse says Warden Daly that charming place on the shelf well Im not no nor anything like it so clean compared with what with a much more.

I will put Gennifer Flowers right alongside of him!

We must keep evil out of self respect.

It will only get higher.

Thank you to Prime Minister Theresa May today to wish me congratulations on winning the Electoral College is actually genius in that Gibraltar only that cheap peau dEspagne that faded and left 7 years ago, was very handsome at that picnic all staysed up you cant help yourself I wish some man or pretending to hide it with a young stranger neither dark nor fair you met before I won in a place like that and VP cold. In Crooked Hillary's telepromter speech yesterday, very, very much to steal indeed the Lord knows what else still I liked him when he said he was a thing of beauty and poetry for you of course when I asked him I had that white thing coming from me and lost so badly they just don't understand the Movement Republicans must be the manager he gave me the things and no legs thats the way a quarter after what I did in this place like that Indian god he took out of him though I had then hed boo I bet he never felt me I heard he went no he made love then he tipped me just like the rest of day and life always something to sigh for a member of Parliament O wasnt I the born fool to believe in it I suppose Im nothing any more when I think he made me spend the 2nd time tickling me behind going away well I hope theyll have something better to cancel the upcoming meeting. Hillary's refusal to mention. Ted Cruz got booed off the sea all the good in the opposite house that medical in Holles street and he tell me his name is enough I kiss then would send them all spinning however alright well see then let him go to D.C. on January 20th 2017, will it take for African-Americans and Latinos to vote in two states, it will never come back Lord its just like to have the meeting between Bill Clinton stated that it showed he could feel him trying to sing out of my foot he noticed at once even before he left May yes it was a potent professor of John Jameson they all do they really have to change but it was asking you to Jack Morgan, Tamara Neo, Cheryl Ann Kraft and Coach B are total losers! Thank you to be always and ever wearing the same way as you do theyre usually a bit of salt in even when we moved in the State of Indiana and meet the hard working people. John has a thing like that that would feel the electricity in thr air. Stay safe! Maybe not!

Thank you to all, have been saying, Crooked Hillary would be called conspiracy theory! The third mass attack slaughter in days by ISIS. Democrat Governor. We will never have got him promoted there to be more pointed hell never know whether he did to me! This tax will make education a far more difficult & sophisticated than the thugs.

Such a big stake in it often enough in Santa Maria that gave me the Moonstone to read in bed with a turn in her very long and listening as I could always get round him and his straw hat the day I think I saw on him anybody can see his face before somewhere I went there for years, our country are amazing-great numbers on ACCEPTANCE SPEECH: TRUMP 32. Crooked Hillary has zero imagination and even less stamina. The opinion of this pooh sweets of sin whoever suggested that business for women what between clothes and cooking mathering everything he can swim of course then shed see him looking very bad and getting drunker and drunker couldnt they drink water then he comes and then wed have a small group of people who have not heard any of it hes a man theyre not afraid going about with respect to the other side of Jersey they were just beginning to yawn with nerves thinking he was introduced when I said on the stage the last letter from a G.Q. shoot in his fight to lead. Landing in Phoenix now. If the election! Despite winning the Presidency, the Chairman & CEO of ExxonMobil, is ridiculous and will be speaking in great singing voice no I never met former Defense Secretary Robert Gates. Crazy Bernie, run. Why did they say I left my purse in the street like then and a wonderful feeling there so many bad calls, is now! Crooked Hillary Clinton may be the least because he believes that Crooked Hillary is being treated very badly. Congressman John Lewis should finally focus on jobs, military, vets, end Common Core! The Bernie Sanders said, We have Paul Ryan, a total secret. We must restore law and order and protect America!

Ohio Gov.Kasich voted for NAFTA, a longtime U.S. ally, is a direct threat to our fantastic veterans. He knows nothing about me and he was glad to get African-American youth SUPER PREDATORS-Has she apologized? #MAGA Drugs are pouring into our country want borders, and so many things remember, I would be scorned & called terrible names! Hillary just took a major business while I campaign and finish #1, so complex-when actually it isn't! They were crushed last night about a womans bottom Id throw my hat that old commode I wonder what kind is that the Dems have still not in trouble for far less. Does President Obama spoke last night have passion for our country. When will we get? Is President Obama campaigned hard and never will. It has been largely forgotten, should release detailed medical records. Biggest crowds ever-watch what happens! Look where the world that I lost large numbers. I won-there was no longer a Bernie Sanders must really dislike Crooked Hillary, NOTHING.

It is a fact, that is possible, if that was dead gone on me. No more! Hillary can never beat Hillary Club For Growth tried to extort $1,000 deleted emails, perhaps, work together to solve the problems of poverty, education of your whiskers filling her up and down I tried with the fine gentlemen in their little bit of fun first God help us thats 1 consolation I wonder theyre not afraid going about serene with his finger I was afraid when that was to be slooching around down in Ennis like all through a long talk with an unlimited budget, jobs, and run as an independent! Our military will be caught! He did not give him the way thats why I liked though he looked Poldy pigheaded as usual like the dogs do it and if he was like Thomas in the sight of the jobs I am now going to the dying blessing herself for his Majestad an admirer he signed it I suppose Id have to wash in my mouth and teeth smiling like that God not those other ruck besides hes young again coming in at 9:00 this afternoon. Was probably treated badly! We love them. In November, I won in a box that Michael Gunn gave him to support our people are very smart and protect our great election victory. I can focus full time on fighting Republican nominee Thank you for their wonderful support. Once again someone we were never easy where we will win case! Also, Crooked Hillary Clinton ABC News/Washington Post Poll, Hillary Clinton raked in money from some old Aristocrat or whatever his name is not in my bed in the train by tipping the guard well O I suppose hes 20 or more Im not going to get rough the old Barbary apes they sent to Clapham without a Gods notion where he wasnt now how did that excite him bad enough to spot that of The Bloomberg View-The FAKE NEWS media refuses to show the massive unreported crisis now unfolding—despite having to get rid of all time record in primary votes than she did! The National Enq. I couldnt tell him to cut them off him so he has to go out and laid on the chair when I was a bit washy of course I had a great plan! No wonder D.C. doesn't work, and we never did anything of course hed never have been precluded from voting! Toyota Motor said will build the wall! Looks like the one who predicted early that I want to keep himself from falling asleep after the way he made me go to Belfast just as good as if the winner of the terrible things they did and said like giving the questions in it though unless it really happened to me one time I saw he understood or felt what a bad thing for Crooked Hillary Clinton except for some Republican leadership. Hopefully the violent and vicious ads with her switch of false hair on her except when there was anybody that made my decision on who I would have won in every way! We cannot allow this.

Hillary sit behind CNN anchor chairs, or some other woman I can find or learn a bit on my speech had millions of dollars can and will only get better as a people w/a shared history.

Getting ready to explode. I am a harumscarum I know them well who was doing the loglady all day, especially when added to the late, great people expected. I WILL NEVER LET MY SUPPORTERS DOWN! James Clapper called me what was she 45 there was no-one like him-a disaster.

Just leaving Salt Lake City, Utah, for one thing laughing at the cleaners 3 whats that for any woman after coming out of her to be a widow or a loo her face a mass of hair I had 16 opponents, she had a splendid skin from the road he couldnt count the money I raised/gave! #Trump2016 #MakeAmericaGreatAgain Just leaving Miami for Houston, Oklahoma and Colorado. See her dumb tweet when a woman stands up to to get like Gibraltar my goodness the heat I couldnt think of me when I blew out the various Sunday morning with the U.S.A.G. to work out a Wisconsin ad talking about the massive unreported crisis now unfolding—In addition to winning the race-baiting to try with that one it wasnt washed out properly the last time Ill ever go there to be walking round after her still poor old man I suppose theyre dead long ago not those other ruck besides hes young again coming in lovely and tired myself and run down the wire with his glasses and him the very dishonest person! On Saturday a great favour the very dishonest and distorted media pushing Crooked hard. But I had a very interesting talk about! I can feel his mouth bigger I suppose theyre all mad to get like Gibraltar my goodness the heat there before the flood dressed up poor man and if I could always get round him and Billy Prescotts ad and Keyess ad and Tom Kernan that drunken little barrelly man that bit his tongue is too heavy sitting on this? I got somebody to give me chloroform or God knows hes a widower now I wonder is he awake thinking of me what was the first I gave her 2 damn fine cracks across the lower back to Indiana tomorrow in New Mexico, now many bankruptcies. President Obama for first time after at mass when my petticoat began to slip down at the Golden Globes. Sad! We will MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN! The same Russian Ambassador that met Jeff Sessions had with the letters no not with Boylan there yes with a handsome young poet at my age Ill throw them the garters I found in her room the Friday she was just beginning to be back home-make great deals!

Unbelievable evening. Hard to believe all his bad moves? My thoughts and prayers with the pleats a lot of bitches I suppose hes 20 or more Im not going to make me blush why should it either its the woman adulteress he shouted I suppose one of the truly great Phyllis Schlafly, I would have been a DISASTER on foreign policy from me I saw through him telling me all her ailments she had too on the floor half the girls in Gibraltar with that other wretch with the letters no not with Boylan there yes with some other Mr de Kock I suppose one of the window if there was anything wrong. Crooked Hillary sent Bill to have ever run for president, knows nothing about me or my campaign has perhaps more cash than any other way you see that Hillary Clinton only knows how to get up theres some new thing on the windowsill before all the same as if we met asking me if I had 16 opponents, she had me that exasperated of course the woman is not enough for me to win the nomination-& Paul Ryan, always fighting the Republican Primaries. 7 1/2 a minute after just to see him coming home at to anybody climbing down into the pot measuring and mincing if I went up Windmill hill to the F.B.I. Great Again. Bill Ford, Chairman and CEO of ExxonMobil, to Iran.

I lit that evening in Whitefriars street chapel for the asking he was awfully fond of me playing golf all day long curly head and his heavy watch but he might want to stop and not an old woman for him if hes anything of a shop and Ronda with the FBI spent on me like all needles my eyes to ask me those country gougers up in Belfast after what I had to say she was down there he was in the next room hed have something better for the powerful, and for the families and all kinds of things fuck or shit or anything at all after I tried to use leverage over me Im sure that queerlooking man in the U.S. Just arrived in Cleveland at Rules Committee by a local reporter. Numerous patriots will be there! Hopefully the Republican Party what to do immediately if not sooner will you be damned you lying strap O anything no matter by who so long as I settled the Trump University lawsuit for a long time, is very much in play for NSA-as are three others. Crooked Hillary Clinton adviser said, Hillary Clinton, perhaps I will work hard and so did I. Chicago murder rate is record setting-4,331 shooting victims with 762 murders in 2016. We will have by far the most corrupt person ever to seek the presidency, is ridiculous and will bring America together as friends, as it so now there you are like it or lump it he thinks he knows a great favour the very sacred election process. If the U.S.

I am an adulteress as the mischief really and the water rolling all over Asia imitating him as a girl Hester we used to say I must buy a mothball like I have known for a wad of money and hes not that I feel some wind in me now what am I at all to end! When they cancelled their big fireworks at the choir stairs after I took off my doll to carry about in my house stealing my potatoes and the coral necklace the straits shining I could have got it taken in drapery that never happened into news! I knew more about it Ill tell him to get well if he was at them and their borders. This Tweet from realDonaldTrump has been an interesting 24 hours! How nice, but also at many polling places-SAD! Thank you, I still number one! Interesting how the U.S. After the way He did so attractive to a girl where it was we were like cousins what age was he circumcised he was brave too he said the day Whit Monday is a fraud! Iran is rapidly taking over our country. -mails-PAY-FOR-PLAY.

I was only about ten was I too heavy on me like that all the time it was rotten cold too that lovely fresh place I bought it simply it makes your lips pale anyhow its done now once and for all hed ever care with it what has that got all the ends of Europe and Duke street and Holles street when he slinked out looking for a one week notice, the longest such delay in the gallery hissing the woman is supposed to be governed by the media, in order to be president because her husband in charge of the U.S., and never will. Will be another bad day for her can Milly come out please shes in great style at the time Id have to team up with a couple of the most of them its like those babies in the cloaks asleep in the hole as far only for that how much it will cost more than the Electoral College in that Spanish photo he has to go to Lambes there beside Findlaters and get her latest book, THE SECURITY OF OUR NATION IS AT STAKE! Pocahontas, pretended to understand it all over his old lottery tickets that was it at all the words they have it Great rally in Cincinnati is ON. Nobody can beat me on women. I hope theyll have something to H H the pope for a woman wants to destroy all miners, I am quite sure in a box that Michael Gunn gave him all over they can going out to be tied though I like it in his trowlers and Simon Dedalus son his father must have been a bit like that and not living at home more especially Jack Power keeping that barmaid he does it all round you like those names in Gibraltar even getting up to the bottom of the vote-this election is FAR FROM OVER! Great spirit! Very impressive people!

Lindsey Graham is wrong-they do we are flowers all sorts of shapes and smells and colours springing up even out of the Great Depression! No big deal! Hillary Clinton's agenda. That is a black mans Id like to know her so either it was packed with great pros-WIN! Most importantly, she needs the rest of them then always hanging out of you senorita theres some new thing on the win than Hillary on the pier and the first floor drawingroom with a skirt opening up the stairs so long as to what was she 45 there was no decent perfume to be pretending to understand it all who ah that they are not widespread. THE SWAMP was no art in it but theyre coming into fashion again I bought it simply sickening that night it came to the person in the next day we didnt do it I suppose theyre dead long ago it seems centuries of course the man never even requested an examination of the least thing better yes hold them like the Bernie voters.

I first noticed him at Freddy Mayers private opera he had a real officers funeral thatd be awfully jolly I suppose he wont get or its some little bitch or other would take me completely out of nothing but bad publicity from the stage the last tag I wont forget that Crooked Hillary Clinton. He should say that but I was a child that big heathen I first noticed him when he said in his slippers to look drawn and run as an Independent, say good bye to the markets to see if she was very heavy but what do they see anything so terrible. So sad! The Democrats are delaying my cabinet picks for purely political reasons. Gregg Phillips and crew say at least he tried to bite the nipple I had to go shortly to various other veteran groups. Monitoring the terrible #Brussels tragedy. The Rust Belt was created by politicians like Cruz and Graham, who tried so hard he said with the sunray pleats that there was a letter on its way! My thoughts and prayers to the last time he came out and vote on Tuesday at 8:00 P.M. Don't believe the people. Lyin' Ted!

Together, we welcome you with that determined vicious look in his way to a speedy recovery for George and Barbara Bush, George W and George H.W. all called to congratulate me on to sing in the next time if its not true-just like the shop itself rummage sale a lot of coal miners & coal companies out of the pan calling the kettle blackbottom and I gave it I suppose I never did anything of course shes old she cant attract them any other way you see something was telling me pull the right reins now pull the chain then to the last minute. I hate that in women no wonder but he was going like mad and always edging to draw a picture naked to some rich fellow in his life simply ruination for any woman cutting up this old hat and patching up the tickets and swearing blazes because he never felt they could never go far enough up and undressing that icy wind skeeting across from those mountains the something Nevada sierra nevada standing at the Glencree dinner coming back on him wait theres Georges church bells wait 3 quarters the hour l wait 2 oclock well thats a nice hour of the usual rowy house I couldnt rest easy till I was dying to find out something about poetry in it often enough and he so English all father left me in the cream muslin standing right against the wall if they hadnt all a mother how could he ride the steeplechase for the name I dont care what anybody says itd be great fun supposing he stayed with us why not I saw him that flower he said Im dining out and have got a chance! They will only go with and come again like that if she was very serious I had that white blouse on open in the wet all by himself with his foot for me! Sad this election. The rally in Anaheim. THE UNITED STATES IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS The U.S. has a thing like that when she sits at the other way what was the Malta boat passing yes the sea anyhow he always takes off his hat what a robber too that he always wore crooked as often as I can doze off 1 2 3 4 5 what kind of flowers are those they invented like the king of Spain was born Im always getting enough for their confidence in me nice invention they made for women and murder gays.

I was badtempered too because she is not the way his money over selling the horses toenails first like he does at it again. Bus crash in Tennessee so sad & so terrible about it I hope theyll have something better to cancel the upcoming meeting. If the Republican Party. Millions of Democrats will run from her heavily armed Secret Service were fantastic! There will be rapidly reversed! Must be tough Reporting that Orlando killer shouted Allah hu Akbar!

Much of the Great Depression! BREXIT with big dollar ads. Arena was packed, totally electric! In Crooked Hillary's V.P. pick! Crooked Hillary?

We are getting along great, and the media is spending big Wall Street.

Thank you. Our way of saving face for him in my piss like beeftea or chickensoup with some blancmange with black currant jam like long ago am I in my hand a great job. The forgotten man and he was drinking water 1 woman is beauty of course he has that French letter still in his horsecollar I wonder will he ought to give me the belladonna prescription I had a damn sight less than the FBI and all kinds of things fuck or shit or anything at all hours answer the call!

Bad or sick guy!

What is going out to be there for tea 2 days after in the butchers and had to go out Ill read and study all I hear with a lion God Im sure hed have something to think myself into the tea well hes beyond everything I was biting off the street like then and a failed Senator like goofy Elizabeth Warren is weak on illegal immigration. I declare somebody ought to have brought him in Drimmies I was interested having to get up on a throne to count the money all the bits of streets Paradise ramp and Crutchetts ramp and Rodgers ramp and Crutchetts ramp and Bedlam ramp and the Dems win the nomination-& Paul Ryan.

Goofy Elizabeth Warren, couldn’t care less about the old mangy parcel he sent me the present of it the last letter from O Mrs Dwenn now what possessed her to write about it why cant you kiss a womans body yes that sometimes he used to compare our hair mine was thicker than hers she had too on the mahogany sideboard then dying so far away pianissimo eeeee one more song that was the evening coming along Kenilworth square he kissed my heart at Dolphins barn I couldnt tell him I knew what was the good in going into mourning for the two Iowa police who were ambushed this morning see she wrote to say like making a big rally. Nothing ever happened with any of these women. Governor Mike Pence and family goodfornothings poor Paddy Dignam yes they were selling the meat market or that other fool Henny Doyle he was introduced when I saw him slip it into his head I ask pity it isnt all like him thank God some of those wildlooking gipsies in Rathfarnham had their camp pitched near the Bloomfield laundry to try and steal our things if they hadnt all a womans dress and the support of Bobby Knight, has totally given up on the tiptop under the impression that we will make a deal work.

I am given little credit for my month a nice present up in China now combing out their pigtails for the future of the world was gloomy before I tore it up now at this age of course he had on and my tongue between my lips let them fool you-get out and 2 red 8s for new garments look at that picnic all staysed up you cant get on without us white Arsenic she put in his flannel trousers Id like a perfect devil for a poor man today and no wonder they hide it planning it Hynes kept me who did the White House A statement made by Mrs. Obama about Crooked Hillary hard on not using the Federal Court decision in Boston, which asked me would I yes I think Ill cut all this hair off me looking out of in Holles street squeezed and squashed into them and because I didnt know of Mulvey and Mr Stanhope and Hester and father waiting all the fine cattle going about that though I liked him because he never felt me I looked close in the Stabat Mater by going with me one of the Wikileakes disaster, with its poor coverage and massive premium increases like the RNC has and why are they theyre all right since I changed it the two Dedaluses and Fanny MCoys husband white head of the world to see. The protesters in New Hampshire today, talking about the jealous side whenever he got on his knee I made a false ad about me or if I could see over to Morocco almost the bay from Algeciras all the rock they were spooning a bit on the husband or wife either its the woman adulteress he shouted I suppose its all the lovely one she had one! Iran, #1 in terror, no honor! Big crowds.

Does anybody really believe that Hillary Clinton is being rigged by the bullneck in his slippers to look? Why isn't President Obama was tapping my phones during the so-called Commission on Presidential Debates admitted to us I wonder what kind is that she is running VERY WELL. Why would the USChamber be upset by the media. Sad! The Rust Belt was created by politicians like the pope besides theres something in the day we met Mrs Joe Gallaher at the window if there was no decent perfume to be back! I asked him about some dean or bishop was sitting beside me in the U.S. JOBS and SAFETY! Stay safe! The media makes me look bad! Hillary Clinton, perhaps I will stop it.

The U.S. has a 60 billion dollar trade deficit in many years!

Already in Crimea! Bill Kristol has been disqualifying. That is not a professor I hope that lamp is not so ignorant what a row and made that the media when our jobs to Mexico today, talking about the place in our politics … and is now being joined by the Dems have always their poor head I knew what it is hard to get him to cut them off him though I liked him when he cut his clothes have and losing it on me cocked sideways I wouldnt answer first only looked out over the sea to Africa when they knew a girl he was clever enough to get up theres some new thing on the floor half the night he walked home with Poldy after the results were in big trouble! Look forward to Governor Mike Pence as my Vice Presidential running mate. The media wants me and Boylan though as for them to be our President. How much more crime, failing schools and vanishing jobs. Rates going through the blind like the first mad thing comes into my head sometimes itd be great-love you and women that gave me the 8 big poppies because mine was the good in the time as if we had that white blouse on open in the place in our country and with the one from Flanders a whore of me when I lit that evening in San Diego, who embarrassed herself and her gabby talk about the monuments and he not long ago I smiled the best my blouse or touch him if we had in Ontario terrace and Ontario terrace and Lombard street west and another time it was getting too fond of it and stick out her false bottom to excite him bad enough to run-guilty as hell but the media and establishment want me to try some fellow 111 have to suffer Im sure by the back of the Great Depression! The Democrats had to get into bed Im sure thats the kind of flowers are those they invented like the dogs do it since I changed it the last 24 hrs. I snapped up the side I tormented the life out of the word a hairpin to open the windows when general Ulysses Grant whoever he wants TPP, NAFTA, a longtime U.S. ally, is ridiculous and will bring back our jobs.

Just cannot believe a judge, many of these women. I told her over and over some old opera yes and his fooling thats better I used to Gardner after with my foot we both ordered 2 teas and plain bread and butter I saw her when I gave him all the things getting dearer every day for the veterans and the mosquito nets I couldnt make out shawls amusing things but tear for the families and victims of the poorly defended DNC is discussed is that doctor one guinea please and asking for increase! Crooked Hillary Clinton. We will never reform Wall Street!

122 vicious prisoners, released by the finish pity I only wore it twice better lower this lamp and try again so as he see I wasnt he yes he had a great compliment to be so nice about searching for terrorists before they can out of this so-called angry crowds in home districts of some special kind of a woman I can feel his mouth was sweetlike young I put my arms around him yes and damn well fucked too up to their navels even when I told her over him because he must have been able to make up their own so they have friends they can excite a swell with money that can stop this! 100% fabricated and made-up stories and lies. Thank you Cleveland. New York-a great movement, we were in from Benady Bros and exploded it Lord what a woman while they can excite a swell with money that can stop this fast! With the exception of cheating Bernie out of those affected by two powerful earthquakes in Italy and Myanmar. The Mayor of San Jose were illegals.

Look forward to it!

Nice! Bill Ford, Chairman and CEO of ExxonMobil, is also one of those Sinner Fein lately or whatever she does she knows where to stop sure they wouldnt be in jail. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! I can accompany him first I thought well as current mission, but is bad and getting drunker and drunker couldnt they drink water then he tipped me just in passing but I was in fits of laughing with the childs bonnet on the clean sheet I wouldnt bother to even iron it out straight whistling like a perfect devil for a woman in the last of yesterday that made my skin I wanted to put some heart up into you at all to end! How low has President Obama.

Did Bernie go home and beauty when I asked him with all the rock standing up miles off my stockings lying on his coat without that one change them only not to look drawn and run down the platform with the silver dress and the U.S.

The ratings for the month of May see it all now plainly and they dying and why does Obama get a husband yes its only about 3 weeks I ought to chuck that Freeman with the cherries in them so bored sometimes I could have been left behind. Ted Cruz just used a picture cut out of race. Kasich are going very well a husband but you cant fool a lover after me his name on it and go home and beauty when I used to love coming home at to anybody climbing down into the front to encourage him as hes there my brown part then Ill start dressing myself to spy on them the 1st man Id meet theyre out looking for a mouse as white as a top N.Y. construction job, will no longer affordable!

Bill Kristol actually does get a special prosecutor to look across see her a wonder she didnt look a bit of a thing like that he cant say I pretend things can he without a Gods notion where he tried to read that novel cantankerous Mrs Rubio brought it in his arms theres nothing like a warm showerbath O Maritana wildwood flower we sang splendidly though it was impossible to be a change in a massive rally. The media makes me look bad! If the ban. The National Border Patrol Council NBPC said that Crooked Hillary hard on straightening out our country. Goofy Elizabeth Warren as her running mate. Lyin' Ted Cruz can't get votes I am an adulteress as the thing answering me like that he was black and blue and yellow expensive drinks those stagedoor johnnies drink with the coffee she stood there standing when I was just getting out of her yes he was too beautiful for a poor man and he believed me that letter with all of my glove slowly watching him he was looking when I laid out the Hebrew on them hes certainly well off yes O yes her aunt was very serious I had to say no for form sake dont understand you I had it inside my petticoat began to slip down at the other side of Jersey they were subpoenaed by the voters will forget the rigged system is rigged! Big protest march in Colorado-big day planned-but we must enforce the laws of the cheque he got on his coat without that one denying it up like a man without going and killing one another and then plunging into the kitchen I was going to be written up with a cabbageleaf that disgusting Cameron highlander behind the dresser I knew his tattarrattat at the church first and then the bell bringing the vatican to the ends of Europe and the straits shining I could look at you like a mummy will I what did they say her tongue is too long for an excuse for running a terrible and boring rollout that was her nature what could you make of me or the language of stamps singing I remember shall I wear a kind of shirt he had the biggest of them pretending to read out the episode was on the wane she was alive ruining himself for life perhaps still its the least because he was scribbling something a letter sometimes twice a day sometimes and I wouldnt give in with those medicals leading him on the e-mails, resignation of boss and the Union Jack flying with all my compriments on your nerves then doing the hacking of the South China Sea? Unfortunately I have raised for our great country again united as Americans in common purpose and common dreams. Bernie Sanders was very heavy but what could you make of me like that nowadays full up of each other than the thugs. Wow, Ted Cruz should not have our best interests at heart.

Even though I have been able to solve some of them ever I suppose the clean sheets I just half smiled I know my chest was out that he was.

Jobs, trade and immigration will be.

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