#anyway i wanna love my idiot husbands pol and mista

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who are your favs from jjba and fe3h btw? any particular reasons why?

FE3H - i have very specific favs but a lot of characters i love in general so,

CLAUDE CLAUDE CLAUDE CLAUDE | I love Claude with my entire ass heart he’s so good!!! I relate to him to an extent and he’s peak romance. He’s like... just so good? He’s high romance and I’m so goddamn weak. I fell for him the moment i got through his dialogue for the first time. I’d originally been going for Dimitri/Blue Lions before I got the game, and my friend vice versa, and then we both started playing and realized we were going for each others brands instead

Hil-da! Hil-da! Hil-da! | My giiiiirl. She’s not my biggest fave i’ve ever had so to speak, like i don’t go quite as feral over her, but I fucking adore her. She’s funny, and sweet, and she’ll kick your ass! I would let her run into the middle of battlefields during my first playthrough and she’d just DESTROY enemies. Can you imagine how big her biceps have to be? imagine. Anyway I find Hilda very funny, sweet, and relateable, she’s the “girly girl” trope that’s done right, in my opinion. She’s never shamed for it, just for being lazy! I love her tho like honestly what an icon.

I would straight die for Auntie Manuela and her pack of rabid children. She’s so good... she’s got her problems but i for one think she’s hysterical, and i would adore being her friend. 

Most of the golden deer are my favs, so I’m gonna branch out on my next one - Dimitri is an angel. I relate a lot to him and his experiences, and I just want him to be happyyyyyy

JOJO- i’ll try to limit to one/two per part fjaksdljfalsk

...j...jotaro.... I’m weak for this big dorky dumbass, he’s peak tomfoolery like he seems so put together but you look in his brain and its that one scene in spongebob where its the brain spongebobs and they’re screaming and trying to burn everything in a panic. 

Josuke!!! I’ve got dumb bitch protag love disease so like every jojo i’ve fallen in love with except johnny i’m sorry buddy and Josuke is like, top tier on that list. He’s so good!! He’s just the right amount of “boys will be boys” mixed with feral, and prettyboy vanity. I love him. And he’s so kind????? Like yeah sure he’s done some PRETTY FUCKY THINGS ADMITTEDLY, REMEMBER THAT DUDE HE TURNED INTO A ROCK? YEAH. but yeah! Im love him.

Okuyasu is tied with Josuke and I”m love him very much. He’s so sweet!!! You just KNOW that whenever you look at him he’s got elevator music going on in his brain. He’s an angel - a big slightly dumb but extremely well intentioned angel who is extremely reckless and the same mix of “boys will be boys” and “feral” (also i mean the good boys will be boys like all of them colelctively sharing the same brain cell while doing stupid shit like Rowdyboy Jousting)

JEAN FUCKING PIERRE POLNAREFF. i love this big dumb himbo with my entire heart and i will literally be in tears if i think about him too much because he’s too fucking good. I could crawl into his arms and shove my face into his giant ass tits and die happy. He could lock me into a headlock and my heart would nut so hard i’d die. I want to sit in his lap and paint our nails together while talking about the latest dumb gossip we heard in between the commercial breaks of masterchef/kitchen nightmares/hell’s kitchen/chopped/cutthroat kitchen and then get too into the show and forget our nails arent dry and fuck them up while we’re yelling. 

Guido Mista owns my entire ass he’s so fucking dumb at the same time he’s scarily competent. I accidentally mirrored his color scheme in my stardew valley outfit last night without realizing it and my friend (it was finch.... always finch) called me out and i felt extremely scandalized. Let me shove my leg into mista’s face, telling him to feel, and he asks “what did you shave?” before i cackle “NO!” and we both lose our shit together. I want to fall asleep on his shoulder on a long car/bus ride/during a movie and have him be too overwhelmingly romance-horny to be able to deal so he stays in the exact same position for like two hours despite really having to piss because he refused to wake me up. I wanna play with his hair and call his hat penis shaped to make him angry. 

Foof is my fave p6 character (all the rowdygirl squad GOOD tho...) she’s just. she’s just so good. how can you look at foo fighters and not be overwhelmingly in love

Weather Report is my extremely horny on main fave i just want him to get real close in my face and ask if i want chinken nungnets for dinner before moving away like it was nothing but i get so overwhelmingly horny that pucci has to exorcise me

Diego Brando and Dio Brando both own my ass HARD. I have horrible horrible taste in men. Need I say more?

Yasuho is an angel and i will protect her with my life. 

Gappy and I are in Yasuho protection squad and we cry over her every action no we do not take constructive criticism.