#anyway fuck you you red phosphorus white-phosphorus-wanna-be bitch boy

[fernlessbastard]

Those melancholic days

when light from outside feels cold and static,

when silence is buzzing in my ears

telling me the gossip from friend's friend,

when the free and open world around me

is like a soft, white room with a door without a handle,

when earth stops her spinning

taking a breath;

are the days when my empty mind is filled with you.

A simple image of a lone person deep in their studies,

answering such trivial questions

like 'what colour are the contents of this vial'.

And I'm asking questions:

What colour is your soul?

Why is it blue?

And does it mean it's an acid?

And I'm asking the question:

What do I add so it's as warm and red with love as mine?

- 🥝

You should be castrated and hospitalised for the rest of your life

Anyways you say "blue" and then suggest low pH? my guy blue isn't the colour of pH indicators for acid but for alkali. Do you know how hard fucking pressed you'd be to find ANY blue acidiccompounds/solutions/elements?????????? BECAUSE I DO KNOW. 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? YEAH, FINE, I ACCEPTED THE CHALLENGE.

I couldn't find an element that'd make senseby itself - cobalt could work but that's not producing acidic pH by itself. Next idea I had was copper (II) hydroxide - I was even considering suggesting using some aldehydes in high temperature, which would produce hot, red residual (see it could've even worked out for yo!! Hot, red, but no, you're a fucking dumbarse who fucking decided to talk about BLUE FUCKING ACID), BUT ONCE AGAIN, Cu(OH)2 is NOT acidic.

So fine. have it your stupid, stupid way, dumbarse. Here's what i came up with in the end.

Copper Sulphate Pentahydrate. It's blue, it's acidic, idfk it's a crystal. Either way, good luck with turning CuSO4 into Cu2O IN ACIDIC PH. Fucking bitch ass loser smh.

Alright, next one. I GUESS you could go for Chromium(VI) peroxide, though I don't think that'd be acidic, but i guess you could argue CrO3 is?????? Either way, Chromium(VI) peroxide is a deep blue colour, and I suppose you could get it from CrO5 to CrO3 as I've mentioned earlier, which is indeed red, but you're probably gonna end up with green Cr3+ ions instead.

Ok last but not least - surprise, surprise!! It's the cobalt come back. Ions [CoCl4]2- and [Co(H2O)6]2+ stay in an equilibrium of sorts, having blue and pinkish-redish colours to them respectively. That'd mean you could throw that equilibrium off, and start off from blue, and go into this red-ish pink. Anyway to summarise I think on the second thought we should actually both be hospitalised.......... Hey wanna be roommates ;]