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ihatebnha · 3 years ago

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i know you’ve heard me talk about this before but i know this in my heart of hearts that denki owns a ferret like two and when you go to his house for the first time you think it’s gunna be like 😉sexy time😉 but you just end up playing with the ferrets the whole night and it’s like the best date ever okay ily

UGH WHY IS THIS SO asldkfjajksk... I know u basically just said all this but I'm literally in love because 1. animals, and 2. you're probably so scared for the date because when you told your friends about it, they all warned you NOT to go to his house for the first date since he's kind of a player...

but then you get to rub in their face that you had the best time ever... BRB CRYING!

#this has so specific vibs #im trying to think of the meme it reminds me of #denki is the dude who whispers to u 'i have a puppy in my car rn wanna see' and u think he's gonna kidnap u but he's not lying LOOOOOL #dunno #but i def want him and his ferrets #he's like 'watch they can do tricks!'#and they CAN #lasdjkfsjd #anyway don't go to boys houses on the first date unless u wanna F*CK #ask #caitie chats #mvjsp #meep🐛

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