#anyway back to bed

[entrailseer]

this MIGHT be billford.

[ravangie]

I was falling asleep in my bed when suddenly I realized that WAIT! I DON'T THINK WE'VE EVER SEEN FAIRY GODMOTHER FROM SHREK WALK!!! SHE NEVER DOES, DOES SHE!!! SHE ONLY FLIES!!

[spaghetti-doodle413]

Woke up at 4 with the following joke in my head

Zim when he’s on his way to shul but can’t find his prayer shawl: MY TALLIT? MY TALLIT? MY TALLIT?

[blighted-elf]

The Veilguard. Okie.

[softboymudkip]

anyone else be so lovesick youre bedridden

like a sickly victorian child with tuberculosis being like

"oh please sir can i have some more love and affection"

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

sometimes you all use ““representation”” as a sugar coated way to discriminate against writers writing about their own lived experience in a way you don’t like and it’s just. really uncomfortable!

[perkuntnos]

Mixing ambien & port again but this time with the effects of ambien. Feels nice and gives me an excuse to smoke ciggies while I drink the aforementioned port. It may be the ambien but my negroni glass feels different feels heavier

[blockheadjnr]

Low energy depression trying to clean the house like I got 10 minutes of energy to clean the kitchen but you better believe I don’t have the energy to put pants on.

[abarelysapientpairofshoes]

Had a dream that two alien/dragon things (that might have been princes? idk, they were definitely twins) came to visit Earth because they thought it looked pretty. They could fly through space under their own power which implies a very impressive instinctual understanding of orbital mechanics.

I watched them fly overhead for a bit and they were breathtaking. Can't remember what happened next but I woke up with tears in my eyes.

Also the word "Oos" was involved, which might have been the name of their species or wherever they came from.

[yarpharp]

Late night thought: mosaics were the OG pixel art. The greeks fuckin did it first. Wack.

[beatriceportinari]

Went to bed without turning off my nightlight and i jumped off the ladder so fast I hit my shoulder

[wolfchans]

♡ endless chan gifs ♡ [418 - 420] / ∞ – SKZ TALKER EP. 19

[kingofmeatballs]

They're not a morning person

[shalomniscient]

thinking about mornings w arle mmmmm…….. she used to wake up before dawn, back when she was a harbinger. it was a discipline quite literally beaten into her as a child, her body waking on autopilot an exact half-hour before the sun rose every morning. but now she lets the sun rise fully, then hang in the sky for a while, before she slowly opens her eyes and returns to the waking world.

the first thing she does, of course, is turn to look at you. the tenderness of your sleep-touched expression, the delicate part of your lips as you roam in that blissful land of dreams. archons above, it has to be one of her favourite sights in the world.

yet funnily enough, despite also being from the house under that woman, you’ve always had a tendency to sleep in. she remembers having to roughly shake you awake so your entire dorm doesn’t get punished on your account. and even before her retirement, she’d be the one to rouse you from your sleep, regardless of how guilty she felt. you always looked so peaceful, and she loathed having to see the way the lightness of your expression harden as you wake up and shoulder the weight of both your responsibilities once more.

(she tried, once, to let you sleep in while she got a little headstart in her paperwork. she had slipped out of your arms and your shared bed with a soft kiss to your temple, fixing the sheets and her pillows before she headed to the kitchen to fix herself some coffee. not nearly fifteen minutes later, as she’s adding the milk to her coffee, you stumble into the kitchen, and arlecchino has never seen you so distressed before. her coffee is immediately forgotten as she spreads her arms wide and lets you fall into them, and the thing in her chest that she once thought could no longer feel aches as she listens to the sleep-slurred admission you breathe into her shoulder.

i thought i lost you, you had said, your voice so small and distraught in a way arlecchino never wanted to hear again. in response, she had held you tighter, and abandoned both her work and coffee to lead you back to bed and hold you until the warmth of her embrace burned away any of your fears.

i’m staying, she had whispered against your hair, as you slowly drifted off back to sleep. for as long as stars do shine.)

but now, retired as you both are, late mornings are a luxury you can both indulge in. well, most of the time. and mostly you, as a tiny smile starts to tug at her lips as she hears the tell-tale pitter patter of footsteps down the hall. she braces herself just in time before a tiny figure crashes onto her body in a fit of giggles. arlecchino lets out a faux groan as her daughter clambers all over her, a small mess of limbs, but catches the little girl just in time with a single arm before she can topple onto you and jolt you out of your sleep.

“let’s not wake your mother, hm?” she hums as she tucks the child against her, resting her chin on the her small head, feeling her chest warm at the sound of that childlike, delighted laughter. and when her daughter looks at her, it’s with your eyes, and it’s like she’s seeing all the reasons she fell in love with you all over again.

and for all her former discipline, if the universe asked her if she would like to stay here in this moment forever, the only answer she could ever give is yes.

[lotus-pear]

i think you guys are onto smth..

i unironically got invested in this HELP

[usertoxicyaoi]

"We were apart for just a short time. People can be so greedy."

TAKARA NO VIDRO (2024). SPINOFF EPISODE.