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some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat · 1 year ago

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Just substitute with names. The challenge is simple when understanding the tricks. Only nouns are needed, though some omitted subjects certainly help too. The sentences won't be the most natural English, but the words can get easier with practice :)

You just gotta- F‎UCK

💥🖕 FUCK PRONOUNS 🖕💥 Never refer to... to..... uhh..... hmmm... this is hard.... umm.... fuck..... uhhhhh

#though the word 'some' can be omitted from the post the poster WILL insist that 'some' is used as a determiner and not a pronoun #anyway at first the clown walked onto the stage intending to juggle with skill but then remembered the circus...#juggling with skill is not the job of a clown and so to avoid the embarrassment of absent laughter the clown tripped #and fell into a nearby pie but made sure at least one club would land straight on the clown's behind for extra effect.#did the stunt succeed? is the audience amused? the clown doesn't want to ruin a good pie in vain.#clowns #linguistics

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