#anyway SANTA KON. HES CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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fuck it. crimis icon: deployed

look how cute he is in his santa outfit. hes so excited about it. your honor..... i love him

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What’s Christmas HC (Dec 1)

Explaining Christmas to Kon:

So this kid has no idea what he’s in for 

He knows about Christmas because of his developmental education and religious studies but it’s not something that he ever really thought about celebrating 

You found this out when he asked why there were so many Christmas shopping ads on TV 

You weren’t really shocked just disappointed in Lex even more that he’d never experienced a real Christmas 

I mean his dad was a billionaire and his other was Superman so like.... it doesn’t make sense to youuuuu

But anyways you take him out and started to explain everything and he filled in some of the gaps on why presents were given and everything 

So basically then you take him to some Christmas events 

He really loves them 

He also loves and looks forward to sweater shopping 

Like if he’s not in some sort of band tee or leather jacket, it’s a sweater 

It’s really cute too

Like you never thought that’s he’d look that good in it but here we are

You also teach him to make Christmas desserts that you grew up with 

You may or may not have gotten him Christmas themed sun glasses that are red and white on the sides 

He may or may not have worn those until February when it kind of got weird 

Oh he loves Christmas now 

It’s hilarious cause it’ll hit November 1st and he’ll go all Christmas mode 

You have to remind him that there’s also Thanksgiving before Christmas 

It’s kind of entertaining but at the same time like.... calm down Kon

He’s kinda not okay with the whole Santa deal since he just kind of thinks that it’s creepy that this guy “Knows when you’re sleeping, knows when you’re awake, knows if you’ve been bad or good.”

“Babe how does he know all of this?”

“It’s just a song Kon.”

He feels very strongly about these opinions lol

AHHHHHHHHHHH I’M SO EXCITED FOR CHRISTMAS YOU GUYS LIKE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AND WE DON’T HAVE MID TERMS BECAUSE OF COVVVVVIIIDDDDD (DON’T GET ME WRONG I HATE COVID BUT LIKE NOOOOOOOOO EXXXXXAMMMMMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSS)

I haven’t felt this alive in years lmao