#anyway I'm officially a hans defender to the day i day he better not come back in frozen 3 or 4 because i know they'll only fumble him again
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thecomet-and-themeteor · 2 months ago
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Hi okay so this was originally supposed to be about the fact that I think he's a cool character that has a lot of potential that Disney ultimately fumbled but I just finished reading the novel adaptation of the movie and can someone please explain to my why they Cinderella-fied him if they didn't want me to root for his fucking redemption in the end????
Guys, it's been 11 years, and I had to finally start being honest with means, and that means being honest with y'all too by extension
I!!!!
Am a Hans stan 😔
#LIKE FUCKING#BRO??????#WHAT THE FUCK?????????????#anyway I'm officially a hans defender to the day i day he better not come back in frozen 3 or 4 because i know they'll only fumble him again#hans of the southern isles#hans westergaard#not to mention the fact that his side of the story was written kinda poorly#and annas side of the story being the heroes side therefore making her lack of knowledge + hatred of hans the way the end is framed#will make you mad even if you dont come out of the story liking hans?#hans only goes to arendelle to marry as a way to escape his abusive family and in the beginning shows genuine interest in anna#so anytime he brings up his plan to take the throne it feels kinda forced#and by the middle of the story it completely pivots right#so hans is just The Bad Guy now#but every once in a while theres a reference to or mention of his family that makes you go#Oh Holy Fuck Right This Guy Is Only Here Because Of His Fucked Up Home Life#and then in the end anna is very rightfully doubting whether hans even told the truth about his family#so even though we as the reader KNOW THAT HE DID her internal monologue being the final one we read and the heroes one makes the reader go#yeah ykw how are we supposed to trust him#AS IF THE ENTIRE BEGINNING OF THE BOOK FROM HANS' PERSPECTIVE DIDNT FUCKING HAPPEN#and then also the cherry on top is that hans final thoughts in the whole book is him silently begging not to be sent back to his family#which is just like#isnt this the same studio that made fucking Cinderella#why is there no redemption laid out for this man#and in the movie its like right true love as in all forms of love thaws and heals all#and hans is a foil to anna right like they both grew up in a home void of love but both let it affect them very differently#so like. wouldnt it make SENSE. for him to begrudgingly LEARN WHAT LOVE IS. and why thats BETTER than the BITTERNESS thats CONSUMED HIM#i dont want to fucking LIKE THIS MAN#hes the VILLAIN hes an ASSHOLE#BUT WHY DID THEY D O T H I S T O H I M#okay rant done now. im just so. ugh. im so fucking mad rn what the fuck. disney fumbled so much worse than i thought. redeem hans 2k27
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padfootagain · 6 years ago
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Aaaand you're here with another amazing event! Congarts Carole I'm so happy for you!! I'd love to get a ship with one of our lovely MCU boys (I watch the tv shows too so that's okay too). My favourite stories of yours A Recipe For Love, One More Time (I'm soooo excited about this story), and of course Guardians of Middle Earth (I really miss it). I don't really know what I could tell about myself, because I think you already know enough! ❤
Thank you for sending a request, Beth!!! I'm puttingeverything under the cut, because it makes a long post. I know that my choicemight seem like the obvious one, but you will now have to listen to all myarguments explaining why you two make such a power couple and why I ship you withhim so damn much!!
I hope you like this, Beth!
I ship you with : Steve Rogers
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How did you two meet? (Hmm, the first kiss comes lateron…)
Byaccident. Buying groceries. You clumsily try to reach the sugar on the topshelf and he sees you struggling. So obviously, he gives you the damn sugar. Hefinds you cute the second he sees you. You keep on meeting at the store thefollowing weeks and start to talk to each other a bit, until he asks you if youwould like to have a coffee before going home. The next time you meet at thestore, he helps you carrying your bags to your home. And he's all shy aroundyou, but you actually become good friends. Why? Because you're kind and cleverand you make him laugh a lot. He's charming and witty and funny. He loves yournerdy side, and sees himself a bit in you on that point. You are kind, but youknow when to draw the line, and he loves that about you as well. You know whenyou have to stand up for something, and even if you sometimes fail, he lovesthe fact that you will try to defend what is right. You share many opinionsabout right and wrong. You volunteer to help him discover more pop-culture thingswhen he tells you about the list of movies he has to watch and songs he has tolisten to. He loves the fact that you write, and when the two of you getcloser, you let him read a few bits of yours writings, when he lets you see hisdrawings.
 Your movie is: Star Wars, Episode IV: A New Hope
You watchit with him because you consider that he hasto watch Star Wars. You love the movies too much to let it slide. And he doesn'tcomplain. He loves discovering new things with you, because you don't act likeyou're trying to educate him, or to force him to absorb the references he needsto know to be a normal person. On the contrary, you accept the fact that he isdifferent, that he doesn’t come from this time. When he doesn't understandsomething, or reacts a bit weirdly to a situation, you are only supportive, neverdisdainful. And when you make him watch a movie or listen to a song, it'sbecause you want to share with him something that you love, and he can see inyour eyes how excited you are about the idea of making him discover somethingthat means so much to you.
So here youare both, watching the movie together on your sofa eating popcorn. But just asLeia is about to rescue the boys from the Death Star, you both want to grabsome popcorn at the same time in the bowl between you. Your hands collide, but whenyou try to pull your own away while mumbling a sorry and blushing hard, he actuallyholds your hand in his. You look up at him in surprise, and you notice that hischeeks and ears have turned crimson, but he holds your stare all the same. Yousee him take a sharp intake of breath before slowly leaning down towards you.You can read in his blues eyes that he's asking for your permission to gofurther, and you silently agree by leaning up to meet his lips halfway. Andwhile on the TV Leia calls Han 'flyboy' for the first time, you and Steve sharea shy but wonderful first kiss.
 Your song is: Don't Stop Me Now by Queen
After thewhole Death Star incident, Steve takes you on a date. An official one. He comesto pick you up at home to go to a nice little restaurant downtown that he knowsyou love. While he's waiting at a red light, the song starts to play on theradio. You hum softly the lyrics and start to move your head in rhythm to themusic, when Steve surprisingly sings along for the chorus. You end up bothimprovising a karaoke in his car. The cars behind you are filled with angrydrivers but none of you care and Steve waits until the end of the song tofinally drive again. He plays this song for all your anniversaries, everysingle year. Because that's 'the song you both sang out of key on your firstdate', as he likes to put it.
 Your quote is: 'Nomatter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.' From Dead Poets Society
When youwatch this movie together (and you both end up crying, which is the normalthing to do for this masterpiece), these words ring a strange meaning to Steve.And after the end of the movie, while you're cuddling on the couch, you hearhim repeating the words under his breath before heaving a sigh and wishing thatit could be true, that it could be this simple, that people could stop using violenceto change the world. You are firm in your answer when you tell him that it istrue, that you believe in this. And the sight of you giving him hope that theworld can be better stays with him till the end.
 Your moodboard is:
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Cutie fluffy drabble: the asshole cat
You werereading. Lost in words that someone else had put down on paper for you to loseyourself into. And indeed, you were gone in a faraway land, letting the rhythmof the text carry your thoughts elsewhere, now oblivious of the real worldaround you.
You were socaptivated by your book that you didn't hear your boyfriend opening the door ofyour home. The second he caught sight of you as you read, splayed on the couch,your cat curled up in a ball of fur at your feet and playing with your sock, agrin formed on his face. He couldn’t help but find you adorable, lying on thecouch in your oversized T-shirt. He walked almost silently to the couch, andagain, you were too lost in the words on the page before you to notice thatSteve was home. He wanted to sit at the end of the couch and take your feet andlegs to rest on his laps, but when he tried to push your cat away, the animal isfar from pleased. Which led to him tearing off your sock with his claws, andyou jumping in surprise. You smiled up at Steve when you finally realized thathe was here.
"You'rehome early," you greeted him, leaning up as he bends to kiss you on thelips.
"No,Beth!" he laughs. "You just lost track of time as you read your book,that's all, love."
You checkedthe time, and indeed, noticed that you had been reading for much longer than whatyou intended.
Stevepicked up your cat despite the animal's protest, and sat down on the couch, puttingyour companion down on the carpet. You laughed at the glare the cat threw atSteve.
"Yourasshole cat just glowered at me!" Steve protested, taking your legs gentlyso you would lay them down on his laps and he could trace patterns on yourcalves with his fingertips.
"Iknow! I love him!"
You bothlaughed, sharing a tender glance.
"Howwas your day?" you asked him, enjoying the tickling sensation that spreadthrough your whole body as Steve kept on caressing your naked legs.
"Fine.Training. Training. Lunch with Nat. And then more training."
"Nomission for now?"
"No.Nothing. Which is rather good, actually. It means I can stay here, withyou."
You exchangeda smile.
"Isthat the book I bought for you?" he asked softly, and you noddedenthusiastically.
"Yes!It is! And it's amazing!"
But youclosed the novel anyway.
"Whatwould you like to do? Watch something on TV?"
But he shookhis head and nodded towards your book with a tender smile.
"Finishyour book, it's alright. I'll draw for a while."
"You sure?"
"Yes,go ahead."
He reachedfor the writing pad and pencil on the table, and you remained like this for awhile, until it was too dark for you to read and for him to draw, and youeventually made dinner together.
And by theglances he threw at you that evening on the couch, you knew that he had beendrawing you.
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hannahhook7744 · 2 months ago
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That's what I'm saying.
Guys, it's been 11 years, and I had to finally start being honest with means, and that means being honest with y'all too by extension
I!!!!
Am a Hans stan 😔
#LIKE FUCKING#BRO??????#WHAT THE FUCK?????????????#anyway I'm officially a hans defender to the day i day he better not come back in frozen 3 or 4 because i know they'll only fumble him again#hans of the southern isles#hans westergaard#not to mention the fact that his side of the story was written kinda poorly#and annas side of the story being the heroes side therefore making her lack of knowledge + hatred of hans the way the end is framed#will make you mad even if you dont come out of the story liking hans?#hans only goes to arendelle to marry as a way to escape his abusive family and in the beginning shows genuine interest in anna#so anytime he brings up his plan to take the throne it feels kinda forced#and by the middle of the story it completely pivots right#so hans is just The Bad Guy now#but every once in a while theres a reference to or mention of his family that makes you go#Oh Holy Fuck Right This Guy Is Only Here Because Of His Fucked Up Home Life#and then in the end anna is very rightfully doubting whether hans even told the truth about his family#so even though we as the reader KNOW THAT HE DID her internal monologue being the final one we read and the heroes one makes the reader go#yeah ykw how are we supposed to trust him#AS IF THE ENTIRE BEGINNING OF THE BOOK FROM HANS' PERSPECTIVE DIDNT FUCKING HAPPEN#and then also the cherry on top is that hans final thoughts in the whole book is him silently begging not to be sent back to his family#which is just like#isnt this the same studio that made fucking Cinderella#why is there no redemption laid out for this man#and in the movie its like right true love as in all forms of love thaws and heals all#and hans is a foil to anna right like they both grew up in a home void of love but both let it affect them very differently#so like. wouldnt it make SENSE. for him to begrudgingly LEARN WHAT LOVE IS. and why thats BETTER than the BITTERNESS thats CONSUMED HIM#i dont want to fucking LIKE THIS MAN#hes the VILLAIN hes an ASSHOLE#BUT WHY DID THEY D O T H I S T O H I M#okay rant done now. im just so. ugh. im so fucking mad rn what the fuck. disney fumbled so much worse than i thought. redeem hans 2k27
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