#anyway I hope you have such a wonderful day/night 🥰😘😘

[petite-phthora]

Do you think it was a date?

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first... murder? - part 5]

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In-chat nicknames:

Daniel = Danny

Sharpshooter = Jazz

TooFine= Tucker

Chaos = Sam

TheCoolerDaniel = Danielle/Dani/Ellie

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Private chat nicknames:

Bill = Danny

Pants = Jazz

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As soon as Danny enters his apartment, face bright red, he takes his head into his hands and lets out a silent scream.

He could have said anything, and he panicked and went with Toodealoo Kangaroo???

At this rate, he’ll never get a partner.

As Danny stands there in misery, his phone starts buzzing with messages. Curious, he checks his phone to see what going on.

Uh oh.

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Team Phantom 👻😎

Chaos: Guys check this out

Chaos: *link*

Chaos: The Joker escaped from Arkham again, but no one’s heard anything of him since, nor have they been able to find him

TooFine: @Daniel 👀

TooFine: ok the @ had been a joke but the fact that he has read it and not replied is concerning

Sharpshooter: @Daniel, what did you do?

Sharpshooter: @Daniel

Sharpshooter: I can see that you’re reading this, don’t ignore me.

TooFine: ohhhh someones in troubleee 👀

Sharpshooter: Tucker.

TooFine: 🤐

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Danny takes a deep breath.

Well, it’s now or never. Let’s hope Jazz is feeling merciful.

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Private chat

Bill: ok so you know how you said you would still love me if I was a worm?

Pants: I have no clue how this ties into the previous conversation, but yes. Why?

Bill: hypothetically

Bill: would you also still love me if I

Bill: hypothetically

Bill: accidentally

Bill: vibe checked someone that tried to uh

Bill: hypothetically

Bill: kidnap and or kill me??

Bill: 🥺🥺🙏

Pants: Danny, did you accidentally kill the Joker?

Bill: yes or no Jazz??!? 😩🥺

Pants: Yes, Danny. I would still love you if you, hypothetically, accidentally killed the Joker.

Bill: this is why you’re my favorite sister 🥹🥰😘

Bill: don’t tell Ellie 😳🫣

Pants: Danny, what happened?

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Danny lets out a sigh of relief before proceeding to tell Jazz what happened.

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Pants: Oh Danny.

Bill: are you mad at me?

Pants: I’m not mad at you, I just want you to stay safe.

Pants: While I don’t condone murder, I understand that it was self-defense and an accident. I‘m just glad that you’re alright.

Bill: 🥰💞😘

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With a small smile on his face, Danny goes back to the groupchat.

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Team Phantom 👻😎

Daniel: you know

Daniel: if I had a nickel for every time I’ve had to fight off an insane clown that attacked me 🤡

Daniel: I’d have two nickels

Daniel: which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice, right? 🤔

Chaos: Damnit Danny, we leave you alone in a new city for a week and you already manage to get into a fight with one of Gotham City’s most infamous rogues

TooFine: actually its been 6 days 10 hours and 17 minutes

TooFine: so not even a full week yet

Chaos: Did you at least get a good few punches in?

Chaos: Danny?

TooFine: @Daniel ???

TooFine: if i had a nickel for every time danny said something concerning and then didnt provide context id be richer than vlad

Daniel: anyway, for completely unrelated reasons, @TooFine I need you to wipe some cams for me 😃

TooFine: danny im not wiping the cams again so no one will have proof of you tripping backward and falling ass-first into a trashcan

Chaos: Speaking of, Tucker do you still have that footage and can you send it to me?

TooFine: already done

Daniel: noo it’s nothing like that this time 😫

Daniel: pleaseeee 🥺🙏🙏

Daniel: I’ll get you an autograph from Tim Drake-Wayne?

TooFine: deal.

Daniel: 🥳🎉

Daniel: ok so the footage from somewhere around 3 am last night

Daniel: around some place named park row??

Daniel: I think it’s called?? 🤔

Daniel: though I’m pretty sure I’ve also heard some people refer to it as crime alley

Daniel: not sure why tho 🤷

TooTine: aye aye captain o7

Chaos: Danny, in an alley getting attacked by the fucking Joker: I wonder why this place is called crime alley

Daniel: stop bullying me 😠

Chaos: No

TooFine: hey danny r u sure thats right? i checked the cams n stuff but theres no available footage from the area n time u described

TooFine: its like someones already wiped it all

Daniel: oh!

Daniel: that’s so sweet of him  😊

Chaos: Wait who is this ‘him’?

TooFine: the joker????

Daniel: oh no not the Joker

Daniel: just some cute guy I met last night  

Daniel: he witnessed me killing the Joker 🫣

Daniel: and didn’t call the cops on me afterward 🥰💞

TooFine: def green flag

Chaos: Oh hell yeah, he’s a keeper

Chaos: Wait you killed the Joker?! I thought you just fought him off!

Daniel: it was an accident!! 😭😭

Daniel: he crept up on me and tried to grab me 😓

Daniel: so I got startled and because all I saw was a clown

Daniel: I just kinda punched his face in with my ghost strength… 😰

TooFine: f

Chaos: f

Sharpshooter: Have you gotten rid of the body yet? Did you leave behind DNA at the crime scene? Will I need to start saving up bail money or getting ready to enact the Fenton Break Out plan?

Chaos: Jazz asking the important questions here

Daniel: well, considering the footage was wiped

Daniel: and also the fact that no one’s found him yet

Daniel: I think it’s safe to assume it’s all taken care of

Daniel: that’s honestly really sweet of him though 🥰😊

TooFine: oohhhhh ur mystery boo??

Daniel: yeah, this random guy saw me vibe-checking the Joker

Daniel: and let me go home without any trouble

Daniel: pretty sure he’s the one who wiped the cams 🤔

Daniel: and then today he showed up at my apartment with flowers 🥺

Daniel: they were sweat peas!!!! 🥰🤩

Chaos: Was that to thank you for the murder orrrr?

Sharpshooter: Oh those are your favorite, was that on purpose?

Daniel: well I didn’t tell him

Daniel: so I’m not sure if he knew or if it was a coincidence 🤷

Daniel: but yeah then he took me out to this restaurant called Pete’s for dinner

Daniel: they had some amazing cannoli

Daniel: you should try it sometime if you get the chance

Daniel: and then after dinner he took me to the observatory!!!!!!! 🤩🥰

Sharpshooter: Gotham observatory?

Sharpshooter: Isn’t that the one with the special telescope, I think you mentioned it before

Daniel: yeah, the crystal-powered telescope!! 😍💞✨🤩❤️

Daniel: and at the end, he brought me home

Daniel: and he asked for my number!!!

TooFine: nice dude!

Chaos: The guy really went all-out and planned your dream date hu? So, what’s this mystery hunk’s name?

Daniel: oh I’m not sure, I didn’t ask 🙃🤭

Sharpshooter: Danny…

Daniel: yes?

Sharpshooter: Did you go on a date with a complete stranger who witnessed you commit a murder?

Chaos: How do you not even know his name?

Daniel: two words Jazz: Johnny 13

Daniel: and he’s not a stranger!! 😠

Sharpshooter: But you don’t know his name?

Chaos: We just can’t leave him alone, can we? Less than a week on his own and he already murdered one of Gotham’s most infamous rogues and then completely forgets the concept of Stranger Danger

Daniel: I mean he probably just found it when he tried to do some research on me or something

Daniel: probably got it from the school’s system now that I think of it 🤔

TooFine: dude who the hell is this guy??

Chaos: Who the fuck did you go on a date with?

Daniel: do you really think it was a date? 🥺😳

Daniel: I wasn’t sure

Daniel: cause he mainly took me out for dinner to thank me for the night before

Daniel: but then again

Daniel: he did get me flowers and ask for my number after he brought me back to my apartment 🤔

Daniel: like I wasn’t sure if I was reading the signals right…..

Daniel: but do you think that was a date? 🫣

Sharpshooter: Danny, for the love of the Ancients.

Sharpshooter: Who was it?

Daniel: oh, it was Red Hood 🥰

TooFine: damn dannys got that vigilante rizz

Sharpshooter: Red Hood? The crime lord?!

TooFine: former, actually

Daniel: what he said ^^

Chaos: Danny, you really have a type huh? Vigilantes with a Red theme. Who’s next? Red Robin?

Daniel: stop bullying me

TooFine: never

Chaos: Never

Daniel: on a different note, who changed my name in the chat again?

Sharpshooter: Ellie did.

Chaos: Ellie

TooFine: @TheCoolerDaniel

TheCoolerDaniel: 😎

TheCoolerDaniel: wait i just read back, danny’s dating a crime lord?? :0 👀

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Taglist (for now, I’ll probably stop if I cant keep up):

@i-always-say-yea  @uraniumwizard

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

For the unpopular opinions ask: If a time traveller/wizard/genie gave me a choice between getting to listen to the next Arctic Monkeys album years in advance OR getting to read a short-story collection written by Alex, I'd be far more tempted by the latter... 😅🥰

Hope you're having a lovely day too! 💖

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

oh my god i would trade in just about ANYTHING to get to read a short story collection by alex 😭😭 or any of his written prose, tbh. it's an actual crime that a choice of three is the only piece of that nature we've got to see besides a few wonderful little glimpses here and there from interviews. i am absolutely IN LOVE with the way he writes - which is something i obviously already knew from hearing his lyrics, but god. his prose?? i would be absolutely fascinated to get to dive into that a little more. a choice of three is just incredible. in fact, i think i'm going to have to go and listen to it again right now 🙈

don't get me wrong, i'd love to hear the next monkeys album - but i'm also actually quite happy to wait for it (although not too long please boys 🙏) and let it unfold at its own pace whenever the time is right for it. but getting to read short stories by alex?? not to be dramatic, but i'd consider selling my soul for that, actually. i'd be SO fascinated to see what he writes about at this point in his life too. like, choice of three was amazing but it also felt very much like a piece of alex from that era, you know? given the kind of things he's experienced since then and gone on to create with tbh+c and the car, i'd be fascinated to know what directions his prose has evolved into too.

anyway i'll stop rambling now! thank you for letting me fleetingly entertain the wonderful possibility of getting to read alex's short stories 💗 i hope you're having a wonderful day and that you're still enjoying a post-gig high from qotsa last night 😘

[starrysnowdrop]

Hello everyone,

Hope y’all are doing well!! I have been very blah the past few days, mainly because I’ve been trying to keep up my energy enough to actually clean my house and today I have a friend’s father’s funeral to attend, so IRL stuff has made it near impossible to get anything done in terms of gposing, writing, etc. I’m going to try to be somewhat productive after the funeral but that remains to be seen.

Anyways, I hope you have a wonderful day, evening, night, or whatever!!! Love you all!! 😘🥰💖

~ Hali

[redwritesx]

Hiya, hun~! Just wanted to drop in and let you know I am IN LOVE with your Adam fic over on AO3! I'm new to that platform, so I'm still trying to figure it out, hence why I'm messaging you through tumblr instead.

I'm literally frothing at the mouth over your fic! Your portrayal of Adam is spot on, and the way you wrote Reader not being entirely submissive is just- *chef's kiss* -perfection! I straight up giggle-snorted when Reader threw the cup at him, Istg 😂

Anyway, I'm hoping this makes you smile. As a fellow HH writer, I know how much it means when someone lets you know they're enjoying your fics, and I thought I'd pass a little bit of that joy on to someone else. You're doing a magnificent job, sweetie, and I can't wait for new chapters - but I will, cause it's definitely 110% worth the wait! I'm on the edge of my seat, beside myself with curious excitement to see the direction you're gonna take the plot!

I hope you're having a wonderful day/night wherever you are in the world! Best wishes, dear~! 😘💖

Hello! OKAY so this literally has made my day.

This is actually my first ever "ask" on tumblr (I'm an AO3 veteran but personally still a tumblr newb lol) but I was very excited to see a message about that fic!

I am so so glad you have enjoyed what I've written so far! It was quite a while ago now that I started that fic and looking back I have many self criticisms about my writing style. Low key kind of forgot how much of an asshole i made Adam haha!

That being said I GENUINLEY do want to continue, like I've promised every single comment on the most recent chapter hah! I also really love that YOU loved the cup throwing scene, I had myself giggling witting that because damn, Adam deserved that shit lol!

I'm just in a writers rut atm, which is incredibly coincidental timing as I've LITERALLY JUST started another Adam fic (this time Adam x Lute) in an attempt to break out of this rut and back into writing in general (and subsequently back into updating my existing fic 👀🥰)

Anyways, yes, this made my day so thank you. I do plan to write more and the Adam brain rot isn't going away anytime soon thats for sure!

[malinastharlock]

Goooooooood morning everyone if you're a Super Bowl fan and you watched last night I hope you enjoyed I did up until the team I was rooting for lost so womp womp ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ still an intense game... Watch them go back next year and actually win. Anyways enough about sports ball, I hope you all had an amazing weekend and I hope you all have a wonderful Valentine's Day this week and maybe get lucky unless you're not into that and that's cool too. Have yourself a self love day and enjoy yourself.

🥰😘 Either way I love you all and have a wonderful week and stay safe, use protection and stay hydrated my lovelies. 😘😘😘

[zepskies]

Hi Zep, I hope you’re doing well! Your stories have brought me so much joy lately and I wanted to say thank you because they’ve inspired me to start writing again myself. I just posted the first chapter of a Supernatural x The Originals crossover called “Out Of This World” on my sideblog @tofics - it’d be an honor if you could maybe check it out. You don’t have to publish this ask at all, I don’t want this to be an ad for my fic, I’d just really love your opinion on my writing because I admire yours so much and I imagine your feedback would be extremely helpful. If you’re not interested or don’t have the time for it - don’t worry! That’s totally okay. I just figured I’d ask and mostly just say thank you for having inspired me to go back to writing 🥰 Have a great day/night 🫶🏼

Hey there, lovely!

First off, thank you I am doing well, and I hope you are too. I'm so glad that you've been enjoying my stories -- amazing that they've inspired you to write again!! 🤩

So I've never seen the Originals or Vampire Diaries, but I did a quick Wiki read of the Originals plot/characters (side note: I've loved Phoebe Tonkin and Claire Holt since the H20 days of my childhood 😂).

I took a quick peek at chapter 1 of your story Out of This World, and while some of the plot elements I probably won't get since I haven't seen the Originals, it looks like most of it will take place in SPN world?

Also intrigued by the pairing: Elijah Mikaelson x fem!Reader x Dean Winchester. I'm wondering (hoping) if she ultimately ends up with Dean...

Anyway, you've been incredibly kind, and I'm going to set aside some time and read the full chapter tonight, then get back to you with some comments. 😘💜

[deandoesthingstome]

Ohh... Sweet Holiday Angel

What a ride that was! 🥵

Seriously though. It's always especially fascinating to me when you guys came up with very long one-shots, or series that amount to thousand and thousand of words! What you're doing is basically giving me a portion of a novel, so i'm beyond grateful for the great escape that it presents, and your hard work --no matter the length.

Ok. So, first things first, i absolutely love your version of August! Still tough but not as much, commanding at times but not often, a cocky cheeky bastard but with a playful side, still troubled, still dominant but not as hard, definitely a player, and with a tender side of him that i find quite therapeutic in a character. I still love reading the often portrayed hard version of him (let's call it like that but you know what i mean) at times, but i guess this is my kind of romantic, and he's definitely my kind of August.

What's more is that he's a dad! 😍 To a young-adult daughter! Love this!

The smut, you absolutely nailed it! Again! I'm bad at articulating my thoughts for the juicy parts accurately, but my rapid heart beat could tell you something ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I feel like i could comment on every scene and every interaction and every word, but that just would be a long-ass (longer than this?) comment. Instead, i'm gonna say what a delightful, enjoyable reading this was! Yes, it is awkward when it's reader and her besties' dad, but him essentially helping her realize she can experience the passion she wants in her life, and not being a total dick along the way and treat her right, makes it not as awkward and uncomfortable as to make me stop reading, idk. I also might be trying to justify sth here, but anyway :D

“Is that what you meant by passion?” he asked. “It’s a start.”

This here, made me "IS IT??", but i'm glad where you left them at the end. It's more realistic, though it's fiction so i guess we can always get some more? (pun definitely not intended lol) Especially when you further attacked me with the thought of Professor Marshall, a man that is so fine to look at that it's distracting, you know 🥰

Thank you again for this beautiful work you've done. I'll be waiting very patiently for the next wonder you'll come up with!

Have a lovely day 💐

Flower Bouquet Anon!

I'm so glad you got a chance to power through Holiday Angel! I see it was everything for you I hoped it would be!

Yes, being inspired to basically write a novelette is amazing. (I sometimes wish I had the guts to do it for real, but self promotion is not my forte and breaking into that world feels especially daunting.)

I, too, love my August, and you're also right: the other versions of August floating around out there are all just as hot and desirable. But I wanted him a little sweet for this adventure. I'm glad it worked for you. 😘 (And I see you picked up on my hints that he's a player. For real. No one is tying that man down.)

If I could hook my readers up to a heart monitor when they get to the smut, I hope it all looks like this:

Ahhhhh, It's a start! That line was meant to lead into the rest of the night's pleasure, but I can appreciate wanting more of that relationship. But yes, as you saw, one night only. August Walker is an extremely intelligent man and not interested in ruining his daughter's life or friendship.

Thank you again for all your lovely encouragement! It means the world to me!

[gulnarsultan]

Hey bestie! Love all the good things you’re putting out 💗💗 Coming back to stalk your page for inspiration- Sh. But anyway hope you have a wonderful rest of your day or night, love ya💜

Hello. I am very happy that you appreciate my articles. Thank you very much.😘 I love you too.❤ It's good to hear that someone loves me.🥰

[kingofbodyrolls]

End of the world was so good I loved I always read your stories and I'm a big fan Im hoping that you upload a jimin one shot one day lots of love 😘💕😘

Aw 🥹 Thank you so much for reading ‘End of the World’ and loving it 🫂✨

Thank you so much for reading my stories and being a fan too 😭 Gosh, I’m getting emotional— thank you!!!

I’m definitely going to write more Jimin one shots! I’ll actually upload one tomorrow (it’s part of ‘The Winter Collection’ but each story is a stand alone one shot). And then there’s going to be the spin-off to ‘End of the World’, it’s a one-shot with kitty gang Jimin (there, I spoiled it 😝). There’s also the Jimin mermaid fic I’m working on!

Otherwise I can’t remember what you’ve read already, so I’m just gonna link all my Jimin stories for you here (if you’ve already read them, just skip this part 😉).

One shots:

39,5°C (Fever) // this is just short, silly and smutty 💦

Stuck in a Snowstorm // another silly one short (that turned into a series, but each story can be read stand alone). It’s enemies to lovers, lol.

Stuck at a Christmas Party // still enemies to lovers— stupid silly pwp 😛

Last Night in Magic Shop // a vampire Jimin pwp, lol. That’s it 😂

Series:

Coming Home // in this one Jimin is a detective and reader’s best friend. He helps her after trauma. It’s a short series, one of the first ones I wrote. 

My Heart’s Home // so this is the longest series I’ve ever written. If you like soft and sweet Jimin you should give it a chance, though you probably also hate him, because he makes some very poor decisions… So if you’re into healing angst, add this to your list!

I put the series in just because I think they’re worth mentioning! I know it’s different, what people prefer to read, short or long stories, but if you feel like reading something long, you should give them a chance! They are all completed so it can all be read in a binge sitting 😜

As I mentioned before, more Jimin stories are coming! And I think they’ll just be one shots, because I feel like that’s what people prefer 🤔 

Anyway, thank you so much for reading and for the wonderful ask! 🥰 If you have already read the above stories, just don’t mind the link then. 

Lots of love to you too! And I wish you the best day/night ✨

[levi-supreme]

Rei Rei REI! That wip tag game you posted about—something caught my eye—Statistics Professor Ackerman??? Now I don’t know anything about statistics (one of the classes I was spared from thankfully haha) but I’m always down for some Professor Ackerman fics 🥰 Also I can’t wait to see this year’s Happy Birthday Levi event! It’s basically tradition at this point, no Christmas is complete without your countdown!

Anyway I hope you’re having a wonderful day/night, sending lots of love and hugs and kisses your way! 😘😘❤️❤️❤️❤️

Star!!!! My darling!!!! <333

Hahahaha, my Statistics Professor Ackerman series is more like a collection of drabbles and one-shots set in the au where Levi is a statistics professor and reader is a part-time student in the university Levi teaches!!!

There isn't any chaptered series, nor does it follow a linear timeline; it's random scenarios involving Levi and reader!! Right now, I'm working on part two of a drabble, which is a direct continuation to part one, a request made from my Thirsty Thursday: A 100 Different Kisses hehe.

I also have a lot of other scenarios involving stats prof Levi which I'm excited to share!! Statistics Professor Ackerman was born because I was suffering so bad at statistics and I needed some outlet to project it HAHAHA. Most of the stuff will be nsfw lol, but there will be some fluffier scenarios too in the future 🤭

And yes!!! I'm so excited to plan Happy Birthday Levi this year too!! I feel weird if I don't do it. Like you said, it's basically a tradition now!!! What I have in mind is a little different from the past two years' events, so I'm really excited to finetune everything and share details about it in the future 🥰

Thank you for this lovely ask Star!!! I wish you a splendid weekend too ✨️ sending loads for hugs and kisses your way too 😘

[yunogf]

LIZZZZZZ HI HELLO HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE !!!!!!!! it's the middle of the night but I'm actually on my way to pick you up for a date we're going stargazing 😋 I hope you have the BESTTTTTTT day and get everything you want 🥰🥰🥰 (also I am making something for you it took a little longer than I wanted but I will be done VERY SOON I PROMISE) anyways I'm now confessing my love for you with these images MWAH 😘

JADE i love u 😭🥰🫂💞💕💗💖💓💗💗💕💗💖💞💓💕💗💞💞💓💕💖💕💞 thank u sm girlie ur always so wonderful to me 🥹💓💓 im reading this at 9 in the morning but idc lets go stargazing now I'll skip work for u <3 i hope u also have a lovely day angel thank u for being u bc i love u 🤭🤗😘

[here2bbtstrash]

hi there, I'm usually a quiet reader, but I just wanna say that I've read all your works and I love every single one of them... they're so 🤤😍🥵🥴😱😭🤣😖🥹

hehe

also, I know you're busy with LDOMLT right now, and no rush or anything but my personal favorite is 'Watermelon Sugar' and I was wondering is you could maybe possibly make a part 2 for it...

it's alright if you can't, just a thought ☺️

ooh, could you also please recommend some good Taehyung fics please 🤭😅😜

anyways, have a good day/night 💜

- hoods 😘

hiiiiii hoods 🥺 omg wah this is so sweeeeet thank you so much!!!!! i'm so glad you enjoy my stuff 🫠 i would love to do a watermelon sugar part two someday!! like you said i definitely wanna get LDOMLT wrapped up and post my jin & taehyung birthday fics before end of year.... and i'd have to get inspired for it but !!! i never say never and i meannnnn we all love spit kink yoongi here 🤭🍉🥵 if there's anything in particular you'd wanna see in a part 2 for it pls lemme know!! 💕

as far as taehyung fic recs gooooo.... 👀

nothing will ever top baby jai @gimmethatagustd 's wannabe-photographer chronicles 📸 orrrrr if you prefer your taehyung fuckboi-flavored, check out their series only here to sin 👅

there's also dickless by my crush @monimonimoon !! 🤭

and if you don't mind yandere (seriously pls read the warnings) 🥴 i am forever in love with clare @nabiolive 's insane boy blue tae 😩💙

couple more quick-bite faves: britt @saweetspoiled 's where you belong, rei @hamsterclaw 's under the pump, and memes @madbutgloriouspond 's closeted affair 💜💜💜

and ofc check back end of december for my tae birthday fic 🥰 okokok i hope you enjoy, and thank u for reading!! i love uuuuuu 😘

[musette22]

Happy Halloween, Minnie! 🎃👻 I hope this spooky day is treating you well (and no tricks!)

I was just thinking about whether Chris or Seb went to any Halloween parties this weekend, which led me to some Evanstan thoughts. They're def the type of boyfriends to dress as each other's characters.

Can you imagine Seb turning up to a Halloween party dressed as Johnny Storm? Tight blue Spandex and all??? Leaving very little to the imagination of everyone else around the party 🥵 He goes around lighting candles and cigarettes for people all night with a hidden lighter (idk how it would work but let's pretend it does!)

And Chris would have a ball dressed up as Lance Tucker from The Bronze, and making innuendos and judging people's handstands. He'd go around giving bronze medals to people all night. Of course, he'd be very committed to it and get the, uh, lower pelvis medal tattoo as well, which would be a very nice surprise for Seb later on.

Anyway! Have a wonderful evening! Love you my dear 💖

Tej, my angel!! Happy Halloween to you too! 🎃👻 It's always a good day when you decide to drop by my inbox! 🥰🥰 Today hasn't been the best day, but also not the worst day, so that's something :p Hope yours has been wonderful so far!! 💗

Oh my god, Sebastian in tight blue Spandex, WHY haven't we ever seen this yet?! This feels like something the world deserves ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 It's kind of funny that Chris has (comparatively) worn Spandex quite a lot lmao, so yeah, I can absolutely imagine Seb lovingly making fun of his boyfriend by donning a nice, tight suit for a Halloween party they attend together 😉

And Chris as Lance, yeeeeeeeessss. God, considering how much Chris used to look like a fuck boy back in the day, and how much of a frat bro there is inside of that man, I think he'd pull it off admirably :p

And he'd for SURE get the medal tattoo hahaha, at least for the night. Can't pass up the opportunity to make Sebastian crack up (because Chris loves that smile) and make him fall to his knees (because Chris loves that mouth) 😏

Love you so much too, darling! Hope your evening is as lovely as you are! 😘😘😘

[cable-knit-sweater]

Maya, my beloved 💗 Hi hello, how are you? I hope your day has been amazing 💕💕

I just had a minor meltdown and I needed to share it with someone and I know that you will understand. Here I am, reading a Christmas fic in August, minding my own business, and suddenly I read these lines

And I'm VIOLENTLY accosted by the memory of Chris saying that last line in the puppy interview and then I rewatched it AGAIN and now I'm just 😩😩😩😩😩 WEEEHHHH

You know what I mean? Yeah, you know what I mean 😭😭💫💖💘💫💖😭💘 Anyways, sorry for bothering you with my meltdown, I'm just gonna go to bed now I think 😩 I love you bunches and I hope you're having a good night!!

Hiii Minnie loveee 💕💕 I did have a nice day, although it was one of my office days so I’m really glad to be working from home today in my own little space 😂 Hope you had a wonderful day too? I went to bed super early lol so I’m sorry I couldn’t support you through your meltdown, but god do I get it 😭

Okay one, I remember loving that fic so I really should re-read it - absolutely nothing wrong with reading a Christmas fic in August 🥰🥰

But that line 😫😫 I think there are a couple of things Chris has said that I just, whenever I hear or see them anywhere else, I go a little crazy? Because I can just hear him say it, see him say it, but this one in particular is the worst, so I really can’t blame you for having a meltdown seeing that line, like that, in a fic 😭 Nothing could’ve prepared you for that honey, it’s only logical you reacted like this. I mean….

(Credit @justconfettiandsomeddew)

I will N E V E R get over the puppy interview, I don’t think I can. Not only did he look gorgeous and do the moments when he looks at the camera with his stupid blue eyes make me want to cry, he was so so SWEET and CUTE and it’s TOO MUCH, even 2 months later 😫😫😫

The way he talks to them, from the baby voice with the puppies that will kill me every single time, to the soft, careful voice with the senior dogs & trying to gain their trust that makes me just want go curl up and sob, - or, like curl around him and sob - yeah that’s enough for a meltdown. I watched it just now and I need a moment 😭😭😭

I’m just gonna have another day of saying “who cares” and “you’re all flexin’” to myself out loud, and then probably scream a little. It’s fine. I’ve totally accepted that I am so fucking far from normal when it comes to Chris, and especially when it comes to this interview. I sometimes cannot believe we got this. And then I rewatch it again and again and again, and I’m like, why did they give us this? Where are these people that can watch this and be fine???

This really should come with some sort of disclaimer: this content will make you cry, scream, and fall further in love with one Christopher Robert Evans. Side effects may will include conflicting emotional responses such as violent urges, like wanting to smack said Christopher in the face, and then wanting to kiss him, cuddle him, and gift him a waterfall of puppies every single day of the rest of his life.

(Credit @lilacevans)

I mean, who wouldn’t want to see THIS again and again? Look at his eyes and his pure excitement good goddd it’s beautiful he’s beautiful. Also, me, it’s me, I can’t do it again, can’t watch this again, it’s too much 😭 (proceeds to watch it 10 more times in a row and sobs)

Also, my love, you could never bother me with a meltdown. I’m all too likely to have a meltdown right there with you, because….this mannnn 😭 God I love him so much I kinda hate him. You, however, I just love love love love 💕💕💕💕 Thank you so much for dropping by honey, hope you have an amazing day 😘😘😘

[seasonsofeverlark]

I See A Light (Now Will I Follow)

Author: @juxtaposie​

Prompt: Heyyyyy I don’t have a clue how to do this 🤣. But my birthday (I’m also @spookykatnissmellarkkkk ) is on November 16 sooooo I would 👉🏻👈🏻 like to request a oneshot 😘. Post war and sweet are my only two specifications 🥰. Thank y’all 💜🤍 [submitted by loganmarsss (@festivekatnissmellarkkkk​)]

Rating: T for non-graphic mentions of sex

Summary: Katniss begins to look toward the future, and Peeta is just happy to share it with her.

Author’s Notes: I’ve had this little scene in my mind for a long time, and I thought it fit the prompt nicely. Happy birthday love, and I hope you enjoy! ______________

“I was thinking,” she says into the darkness, her words muffled from the way her cheek is squashed into Peeta’s chest. It’s early, so early the sun isn’t even peeking over the mountains, but it’s been a hard night, and there’s no going back to sleep for either of them.

He shrugs his shoulder when she doesn’t go on, rolling her head until she’s looking up at his chin, and she plants a kiss there‒just because she wants to, just because she can‒before starting again, “I was thinking…it might be nice to have a buck. For the Fall Festival.”

It’s a new thing, this festival, a way to celebrate the last days of sunlight before the cold, dark winter months set in. This is only the third year it’s been celebrated, but it’s been such a rousing success that they’re almost known for it. There’s even been talk of forming a tourism council, though all three Victors have been staunchly opposed.

“They’ll be in season soon,” she goes on when Peeta doesn’t say anything. “Could feed a lot of people, maybe give away the antlers as a prize or something. I don’t know.”

Peeta’s continued silence makes her feel a little silly. She doesn’t know why she’s bringing it up now, but it’s been on her mind for a few days. Deer hunting isn’t too different from any other kind of hunting she does, but if she wants to bag a buck, she’ll need to make some preparations and do some tracking. 

“That sounds great,” Peeta says finally, his voice rough‒with sleep, or emotion, she can’t tell. She wants to ask him what’s wrong, if anything, but before she can, he’s cupping the back of her head in one big hand and tilting her face toward his for a kiss. She accepts eagerly (wonders how she could ever have done anything else), and by the time he’s slipping her nightgown over her head, she’s pulling at his shoulders, trying to roll him on top of her. 

They make love with quiet urgency, hands clasped together and held against the mattress above her head. It’s still new, this intimacy, and even though it feels so fragile in the sunlight, there’s never any doubt in her mind when they come together under cover of night. She thinks she could live off the taste of his breath and the feel of his hands on her body. He is every good thing in her world. 

After, when the bone-deep contentment of completion has seeped into both of them, Katniss asks, “What was that?”

It’s not a real question, or at least not one that needs answering. She’s teasing mostly, trying to make him understand how the great weight she carries always feels lighter in these precious moments. She’s not expecting a reply. 

He gives her one anyway, after he’s gathered her up in his arms again and tucked her against him. She would have hated that once, feeling pliant and manipulated. Now all she feels is safe. 

“It’s just good,” he says, pressing his face into the tangle of her hair. “You never talk about the future.”

She inhales, her heart squeezing with a sudden sense of fragility. He’s right‒she doesn’t talk about the future, because she never thinks about the future. It’s hard enough just to get through a single day, and when she starts to imagine the stretch of weeks out into months and years, there’s nothing but a clawing feeling of uncertainty. Nothing is promised. Nothing is safe. 

“It’s just good,” Peeta says again as if he can tell what she’s thinking. His hands stroke down her back and along her arms. 

And Katniss, unsure and afraid, has to admit that he’s right.

[ruins-posts]

So I saw requests were open so here I am ✨

I don’t have anything specific in mind, just would like to have a fluff scenario with our demon Sebastian, anything you like:) . Answer this whenever you can darling.

Kisses 😘! And for the hundredth time… I love your writing 🥺💕🙈

Yess🥰 a lots of hugs and kisses to you too! And I'll say this again and will say it a thousand times in the future, I'm a huge fan of yours too.

I feel that this narcissistic demon deserves more appreciation for what he does, and so here we are...

The demon had no words to express how annoyed he was right now. Having to do everything step-by-step like a silly human being was already vexing enough, and the servants never failed to make it worse with their clumsiness.

After lecturing the clumsy maid for a few minutes in hopes that she'll improve, he headed to the kitchen to prevent Bard from using the flamethrower to cook. You watched as Sebastian worked endlessly, doing his own duties as well as cleaning the messes the servants made.

A feeling of guilt found it's way in your heart. He worked day and night, it must be tiring for even someone like him right? You could see how angry he was, but still managed to neatly cook lunch for the young master. You had always tried to help him as much as possible, but it was simply not enough.

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"What are you doing, (Y/n)?"

Your arms wrapped tighter around him from behind, it's not like he'd let you hug him from the front anyways. It was a better idea to take him by surprise. The demon froze in your sudden embrace and turned his head around to talk to you.

"I thought you might need a hug." You say cheekily, not planning to let go of him anytime soon.

"Oh," the butler cocked his eyebrows. "And why did you think so?"

With a sigh, you nuzzle your face into his back, inhaling his pleasing smell.

"Sebastian, you work non-stop all day, having to do your own duties and deal with the messes others make. It must surely be tiring, no?" you say, not looking at him. "So take this hug is a token of appreciation."

The demon had no words for his silly girl. He only chuckled, grabbing your hands and unwinding them from around him with ease. You thought that he was going to shoo you away and lecture you about hugging him instead of doing your work.

You were wrong.

In a quick pull, you were drawn closer to Sebastian and your face met with his chest. Large hands soon snaked around your waist securely, one of them reaching to rest on your head.

It was sudden, but you returned his hug, resting in his embrace for a few seconds.

"Thank you." you heard him speak softly. A kiss had landed on top of your head before the two of your reluctantly decided to part, back to doing your duties.

A smile played on Sebastian's lips as he thought of what had just occurred. He held nothing but adoration for this nature of yours. Not many would hug a demon and appreciate them for their work, after all. Yet here you were, giving him such a silly yet valuable token of appreciation, not hesitating once despite knowing of his true nature.

No wonder why you were his favourite.