#anyway!!!!! that’s a pay phone

[kiwi]

anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??

[anchorandrope]

happy anniversary of us hearing all this time for the first time

[runraerun]

🦋 • billy hargrove + billie eilish (BLUE)

[jacenotjason]

This is how it happened you can't convince me otherwise

[triglycercule]

horror being very specific with table manners and he berates people (dust and killer) for eating like fucking pigs

i think it'd be morbidly funny that because there was no food in horrortale but the cutlery and stuff was all there that maybe he would pretend to eat with no food on the plate. it was in a satirical way that he would joke maybe around horror paps or alone where he would pretend to eat and have really good table manners but then the satire joke became REAL and now horror is incredibly specific about how to eat food

you MUST hold the fork in the left and knife in right says horror. no killer you can't duel wield the fucking knives this is a table not a slaughterhouse. dust pick up your elbows off the table. actually how about you get your entire upper body off the table tf why are you SLEEPING ON THE FOOD??? killer's sitting fetal position in the chair because of course he wouldn't sit normally like the idiot he is. dust is forced to put his hood down and reveal his face no more mysterious shadow style because it puts horror at ease. they cannot have a single peaceful meal because once they get past the table manners phase it then becomes a completion to see who can eat the least (because they suck at everything including eating)

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Laughingstock Lives in My Head Rent Free because Of You (/pos)

YIPPEE YAHOO <3<3

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

made a phone call i'd been putting off for like two months, please clap

[carinates]

Mona for @jonsibn

[hollowsbest]

hey folks the wife n I are having a kid and here's a poll to help us figure out her middle name

she Does have a normal first name but the middle name is for fun✌️it starts with a B incase ur curious

also if you choose write-in it's gotta be a similar vibe & u get extra points if you give a neat reason

[merriclo]

this is primarily a silly hypothetical but do you think Akutagawa ever dropped off/handed over Kyouka’s important paperwork.

in all likelihood, it was probably Kōyō who did it, and probably alongside the files detailing Kyouka’s past, but the idea that Akutagawa just. like. mailed the ADA her paperwork is so funny to me

it’d be so silly if, in the middle of their first mission together, Atsushi’s just like. “hey by the way. about that package you sent the agency.”

“yes. Kyouka-chan’s important paperwork. i ensured that everything was included. her birth certificate, immunization records, et cetera. why, is anything missing?”

“no. it’s all there. thanks.”

and then they’re immediately back at each other’s throats

[igneous-crocnroll]

Dizzember Day 18: Homelife!

Sorry, El. The most exciting thing they have is that SUPER EXCITING BRAND NEW boardgame. SHOGUN! It just came out El. Isn't it exciting El. Look the pieces light up with magic. El look at it. El stop frowning like that.

(The words are small: El says "could you imagine it, Ram! Royal life! The drama,the betrayal, every night a new development, eee!!")

[sunbloomdew]

the void is speaking to me. i feel it in my bones...... i am once again falling down the dating sims and visual novels hole.

it's only a matter of time before i download mystic messenger again

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

ya girl has a phone interview tomorrow wish me luck

[icewindandboringhorror]

sometimes looking at like Self Help Strategies lists for the symptoms I'm having is always just like:

thing that I already do

thing I have tried 10 times

thing I already do

thing that I don't have the money to do

thing I already do

thing I've been doing since I was 10yrs old to no avail

thing that is impossible given my situation

thing that doesn't apply to me

thing that I already do

thing I have already tried

hrmm, oh wait, maybe finally- OH, yeah.. okay. thing that I already do but it was just phrased slightly differently

thing I have already done

[gelarshiesprofruitboarder]

some practice doodles cuz i still struggle with drawing him 💔💔 rip

[itshomobirb]

if my parents keep talking to me im going to (remembers that suicide jokes are bad for mental health) go outside and dig a hole to narnia