#anyhow fake it til you make it baby

[bingobongobonko]

are you fucking for real

[lladyariall]

*Ms. Honeybunny winking at Sam* ;) ;) ;)

*jealous lagomorph boyfriend steps in* you should really get that eye checked out! ^-^*

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Look at that ANGRY little face Max makes, right before putting on a fake smile! Holy shit- he's so pissed off about Sam and Ms. Homeybunny flirting that it I'm crying from laughing too hard to even write this blog x'D

Nah, I'm good, though. Once again, this is just my silly opinion blog about this particular interaction between these three and comment if you have any opinions to share too! :) please enjoy the characters and comics regardless of my ideas. Love y'all😘

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To say the least, we all know Max is obviously in love with Sam throughout thee entire t.v. and video game series; possibly the comics, but we'll get inside of that little history later. The main focus of how Max protrays his feelings towards his best friend and police partner, which is quite open in a rare way, Steve Purcell places out their relationship to be after all they've been together and will be when they die. It's a heart wrenching, violent story of pure friendship, and/or.. maybe more?

We're going to dig into that right now, beginning with Sam's jelly rabbit Max behavior.

When we take a look at this scene, Max only has a smile on his face to carry up an "innocent act" for the sake of his companion and this lady's (bleh) reassurance. He doesn't want to actually scare off both his colleagues to create a giant dilemma of drama and end up on being Sam's quiet side. So, the lagomorph decides not to give into his natural instinct to rip her wig off. Instead, he wiggles out his little bunny charm to do what he can to come between on Ms. Honeybunny's intentions on his best friend.

Meaning, his goal is to remain on Sam's good light so he doesn't have his canine friend to look down on him when he would have scared someone off who clearly didn't do anything wrong; in society's eye, anyhow.

The lagomorph just wanted to claim his terrority because that's HIS 6ft talking dog! He has to tear down the competition then and there, baby. Or else they're gone for life and that's never going to happen in Max's life!

Oh no, and that's why this scene is so interesting even more. Because we also get a small sequel to their, ahem, lady competition for Sam.

It's super clear how gayly in love Max is with Sam in the t.v. series and the doggo scoundrel is super aware of what his best friend is feeling. Sam is a dog with super intelligent detective skills to sense if there's something going on, especially if its coming from Max, he is on the case to solve his mysterious canine instinct itch! with the bond of them they've always shared since they were merely babies.

But this scene just proves how much of a sassy girlfriend this little lagomorph can truly be, and I love it!

He just downright called her a whore in a kid friendly manor so the censors don't kick their asses off the program too soon (even though, they did last one season) and being told, "don't worry, miss. A boat will be by to pick you up, and that means sailors! Yup, you'll get picked up, alright." ... is clearly not friendly!

That rabbit knew what he was doing. His jealously became a perfect revenge to tell her to stop her shit on them, and try it on someone else. It's classically performed here and I applaud for Max, once i was done watching this episode. Ms. Honeybunny may or may not have received the hint that they're not available, but Max has tried making it clear as day, twice now. He knows Sam doesn't get a clue; so, all that matters is that SHE understands the message:

"Sam is mine, don't flirt with me or him, go make out with a sailor, blah blah blah."

In Max's terms to this scene, he nailed it perfectly! So I believe the whole reason Sam didn't even try to say a word to her is because he clearly knew better than to try and to help Ms. Honeybunny when Max OBVIOUSLY showed no interest; he decided to take the smart choice and go to Team Max's side for silent support. And probably so he wouldn't die, either.

Later on, Sam finally decides to say something:

Sam: "you crack me up little buddy."

Max: "whatever."

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Uh.. that doesn't help, Sam!

Max probably dissed off Sam like that is because he knew he won, but he hadn't truly received the main prize: having Sam understand he belongs to only Max. His big hound still doesn't get the picture between two love rivals. Sam just doesn't realize Max still remembers when he and Ms. Honeybunny batted-eyes with each other til his REAL bunny came into the picture. His feelings must have been a little upset when he saw the lady appear again, after finding her on the boat and dressed as Geek. She was unmasked by Sam and Max's joke about calling for help on the walkie talkie was.. a little TOO panicked to me.

Like he was in a nightmare.

Like if Max saw them flirt or even remotely get near each other again, Sam would definitely have to call help from a rescue team away from Max's rage. Max knows some shark sword fighting skills to teach them both a lesson about Max being possessive as Hell, and Sam needs to wear a collar with the lagomorph's name on it. (Also, they're in the middle of the ocean. I'm pretty sure Max would use a shark as a sword somehow.)

In conclusion, this was still a fun filling jealous rival we got to see come out towards Sam and Max reacting to it. It was perfect, but I do personally wish we could have seen a jealous Sam in the series. She's just a slut and Max knew it from the start. Even if he didn't, that wouldn't change anything on how Max handled it. He stayed calm for Sam, tried to forget about Ms. Honeybunny during the rest of their mission, and she just came back out of nowhere! She keeps ruining everything by my getting the hint that Max does not care HOW she goes away- she needs to leave for good.

Max will never let anyone try to split their Freelance work and it certainly would not be their last encounter with other flirts, or crazy infatuations (*coughs* momma bosco). Max cooperated well and acted more maturely in an adult manner than he normally would be in. Like, he'd probably crush her skull on the desk or go to Geek about a sexual harassment groping from Ms. Honeybunny, so it'll get her fired.

And that's what's crazy bout all these things is Max is always up for any challenge out there. Violence, poker, best shooter, best at taking shots, the list goes on. But the emotionally ones are always backing him up in a corner to run away from and hide. Max doesnt like the emotional encounters that other people bring and it's not Sam&Max world quality.

In truth, Max may might as well be possessive, but Sam is pretty crazy about him too. It only shows their love for each other more, and I'd say that it'd be awesome if they could only be a little more open with each other. It's just super rare for Max to want to be able to share what he desires from Sam, or what's going on when someone tries to steal Sam away like Ms. Honeybunny would have done.

Sam and Max are going to have to admit more open feelings and fluff if they ever reboot the show. Seriously. It'd be a perfect opportunity to see their love grow and see more of Steve Purcell's humor again.

[the-soldicr]

FULL NAME.   Phillip James Hauley NICKNAMES & ALIASES.   PJ, Baby Boy, Pretty Boy,  Handy-J,  Screwdriver GENDER. cis amab HEIGHT. 6′2″ AGE.  18-27 SPOKEN LANGUAGES. English, Spanish

𝐩𝐡𝐲𝐬𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 !

HAIR COLOR.   Deep chestnut brown EYE COLOR. Hazel brown SKIN TONE.   Fair, red BODY TYPE.   slender, athletic, fit VOICE.   Low and clear, authoritative but almost haltingly so DOMINANT HAND.   left POSTURE.   his shoulders and neck are always slightly hunched over his form from carrying constant stress and his dad on his shoulders SCARS.  heavy. too many to count. he gets beaten up by monsters a lot, and the military is no better. TATTOOS.   he and his best friend - his sister Eli - have matching compasses above their inner elbow BIRTHMARKS.   The occasional mole dotting his skin MOST NOTICEABLE FEATURE(S).   He’s pretty.  The way he carries himself. He seems like a bit of a badass, authoritative, but it looks a little more FAKE IT TIL YOU MAKE IT if you notice his behaviors and body language.

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 !

PLACE OF BIRTH.   Denver (Aurora), Colorado HOMETOWN.   Bennett, Colorado PARENTS.   Thomas Hauley and Lauren (nee Pyror) SIBLINGS.  Rosa and Elizabeth Eli Hauley

𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 !

OCCUPATION.   soldier, monster hunter, daddy’s sidekick and personal clean-up crew CURRENT RESIDENCE.   He lives on-base in California or in month-by-month apartments CLOSE FRIENDS.  He has a few really good buddies from high school he still keeps in touch with, his brothers in the military are like actual brothers to him and his little sister completes him RELATIONSHIP STATUS. Single, never found a serious relationship, he’s generally too busy FINANCIAL STATUS.   Not bad, but not great. He burns through gas way too quickly. DRIVER’S LICENSE.   Yep!  CRIMINAL RECORD.  He’s been known to talk his way out of a one or two close calls before, pulling military rank with a Denver police officer dad helps. VICES.   He uses chew and he’ll gamble you for pack of gum with a game of cards

𝐬𝐞𝐱 & 𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 !

SEXUAL ORIENTATION.   Gay PREFERRED EMOTIONAL ROLE.   submissive | dominant | switch PREFERRED SEXUAL ROLE. submissive | dominant | switch   LIBIDO.   When he gets the chance, he’s down, but it’s not as often as he’d like TURN ON’S.   Choking, scratching, biting, pushing, pulling. He loves it when guys are a little mouthy and bite-y, cheating... TURN OFF’S.   Being generic assholes, gross comments about other people,  LOVE LANGUAGE.   Acts of service. Go out of your way to do something for him. And physical touch, he loves to be loved, pet his hair, hold his hand. RELATIONSHIP TENDENCIES.   He’s a little too stressed to think about seriously dating but he definitely finds himself hooking up with strangers when he finds the chance to, which, again, doesn’t happen as frequently as he’d like.

��𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 !

CHARACTER’S THEME SONG.  Unbound ( The Wild Ride ) - Avenged Sevenfold  HOBBIES TO PASS TIME.   Constantly plays cards, he whittles, he’s attached to his phone and plays tons of dumb games. LEFT OR RIGHT BRAINED. Left PHOBIAS.   His family dying, his sister being tortured, being forced to do things in the military he doesn’t want to do, making hard decisions on his own SELF CONFIDENCE LEVEL.   He likes to seem badass but generally he’s a bit awkward and unsure of himself, always doubting what he’s doing. He seems cool enough, though, which is what he shoots for. VULNERABILITIES.   His family, primarily. His sister Eli is his world and he’s afraid of what he would do to protect her, ethics and morals. Of what he does for his dad, for leaving his mom and sisters (though Eli quickly followed him anyhow).

[simoanes-blog]

fuck i am not prepared. i thought the acceptance is gonna be way later, so have this fucking shitty intro!!! also btw it cher, she/her, 20, gmt+8 i also write kash c: 

so here’s simoan—i mean simone...

( maureen wroblewitz, cisfemale ) did you hear how SIMONE PICKARD is applying to columbia university as a POLITICAL SCIENCE major ?! the 20 year old is living in WATT HALL. i heard that they got in because they are +SCRUPULOUS and +CONFIDENT, but honestly i think SHE can be -VAGUE and -CAUTIOUS. they’re a real PASTICHE. oh well, only time will tell if the SOPHOMORE will make it til the end.  

UPDATED 1/2/2019 

AESTHETIC.

+ fresh cotton sheets, fake smiles, unwillingly swallowing anti-depressant pills, hidden scars in her inner thighs, pleated skirts, suede shoes, silk ribbon holding up a ponytail, hiding behind her older brother’s shadow, tears on her pillowcase, playing the violin, strict schedules, lip balms, the smell of earth when it’s raining, wearing cheongsam on chinese new years, space buns.

BACKGROUND.

hailing from the land of the colonizers, simone grew up in england, along with her two older brothers who are twins, jason and oliver. jason is with her here in columbia, while her other brother oliver is in MIT.

simone is the baby girl of the family, okay? mr. and mrs. pickard weren’t really planning on having another child, because jason and oliver are already ENOUGH for them, but baby girl was just too cute not to adopt??? and god they love her

so you know, ever since simone’s a child, she’s already a bit sluggish and mellow; but her parents just left it at that’s just how it is, sometimes it be like that. 

her parents, especially her mother, are super strict. since her brothers are over-achievers she’s expected to be like them. she has curfew, she has to get straight As, be in the student body; she needs to be the best violinist, and she needs to be the best tennis player, and baby girl just wants to scream, but she gotta do what she has to. and since her dad only notices her when she does something great, she does it.

anyway it wasn’t that bad, you know? at least it wasn’t that much in the beginning. but she truly is sensitive and is a cry baby, that’s why her brothers always beat people up for her (well, mostly ollie).

she’s utterly dependent of her brothers when she’s young, but when they left to attend school in america due to being drafted into junior league of hockey, she had to grow up and fend for herself. she had to face secondary school without her brothers, it’s terrifying.

she felt super alone tbh in high school, teenage angst, and then this boy got interested with her and shit, and he was super nice at first, and simone really thought she was in love!!! and he was in love with her.

but bitch thought so too, then he started being utterly possessive of her, and then he starts hitting her!!! and yeah of course simone fights back, she didn’t have those self-defense lessons for nothing. tbh she liked being spanked, and choked, by her ex-bf in high school, but it’s different when he does it without the sexual content you know?

anyhow, it really triggered simone’s depression. it’s also fucked up because in order to feel better about herself, she eggs him on to hit her, humiliate her. it’s fucked up.

then her parent notices the changes, and then one night her mother heard her crying in the balcony of their manor. and that’s when simone comes clean about her relationship with her boyfriend. the pickards press charges against the bf, and then simone got into therapy.

once she’s done with secondary school, she planned on going to oxford, but her parents want someone to look out for her, so she was shipped off to new york and just went to columbia so jason could look after her.

she’s pissed because oxford’s her dream school, but she’s with one of her brothers, so i guess it was properly recompensed.

simone at least likes nyc, it’s not as reminiscent of london, but it’s gloomy, so she supposed that would do.

WANTED CONNECTIONS.

friends, close friends, etc. — friends who are good influences, friends who are bad influences (but like they would have a hard time convincing simone to do some stupid shit tbh bcos this bitch is resilient)

an ex from her freshman year — please come up at me!!!!! 

friends w/ benefits 

main hoe — okay, simone needs her dom; she’s subby and is into sadomasochism, like she only ever gets off properly from that. so she needs this kinky fuckery buddy

side hoes — other people she sleeps with casually, her other resorts

enemies — this could be anything tbh, pls give me!!! i want drama

tbh i’m bad at coming up with these, i’m honestly better at brainstorming.

[just4babys]

Sleeping Techniques for Your Baby

Infant Rest Educating Pointer # 1

The very best child guidance I could offer is to do anything – as well as I imply ANYTHING – you could to avoid your infant from coming to be over-tired. A worn out child is something, an over-tired infant is rather an additional and also can be an extremely tight spot to manage. When it comes to educating your infant to rest, just what’s the name of the video game?

AVOIDANCE IS BETTER THAN A TREAT!

When you see as well as listen to that your child is tired it’s essential you start resolving him to rest prior to he surpasses the factor of exhaustion right into that over-tired phase.

Child Rest Educating Suggestion # 2 – Just how Do You Know Your Child Is Tired?

As brand-new moms and dads with a newborn it could not be so apparent that your infant is sobbing due to the fact that he is tired. The purpose is to acknowledge the weary indications as well as tone of the cry early in order to avoid over-tiredness.

Just what are the indicators he is tired?

He is weeping – pay attention for the tone of the cry He appears awkward – less complicated to inform in an older child He has actually lately been fed so is not starving He has no wind He fits – not as well warm and also not also cool He has a tidy baby diaper He is not over or under-stimulated He has actually been awake for some time As your infant strikes the three-month mark it comes to be a little much easier as he will certainly offered you the worn out indication by massaging his eyes.

Infant Rest Educating Suggestion # 3 – Find out Which Strategies Work Best For You And also Your Infant

Various children might react in a different way to the numerous strategies you could make use of to motivate rest, so the earlier you figure out which work best for you the much better for everybody’s benefit! Below are a number of means to assist your child rest:

Educating Your Infant To Rest Where He Will certainly Get up

When possible, it’s ideal to resolve your infant in the exact same location as he will certainly get up, ie in his crib or cot, out your upper body so you after that need to transfer him when he’s gone to sleep. If this does not occur he is most likely to sob as quickly as he awakens as he might unknown where he is or where you are. If he recognizes where he is he’s more probable to proceed in harmony right into his 2nd rest cycle (a rest cycle in an infant lasts for concerning 45 mins).

Educating Your Infant To Rest By Shaking Him

Place your practical your infant’s stomach or upper body as well as rock him back and forth. Do not be as well harsh yet additionally do not be also mild, newborns such as this activity and also he will certainly not brake with your hand moving backwards and also forwards.

Persist with the shaking even if your child is yelling and also it does not seem functioning. Typically newborns do not go to sleep instantaneously and also require time to take a break, similar to grownups. Commonly it could look like you are combating a shedding fight, yet if you persist simply a bit much longer the magic will certainly occur

Educating Your Child To Rest By Vocal singing

Among the most effective aspects of infants is that they are not essential, as well as they actually uncommitted concerning your vocal singing capability! Your child will certainly locate your soft voice calming as it’s something she identifies and also really feels comfy with. Sing the exact same lullaby each time you educate her to rest as she will certainly value the knowledge as well as will certainly such as the rep, and also will rapidly comprehend that when you sing that lullaby it’s time for her to visit rest.

Educating Your Infant To Copulate Songs

Some moms and dads locate placing on the exact same CD at the correct time works in educating their infant to rest, nonetheless be advised this could make it really challenging to obtain your infant to rest without the songs – which you might be sorry for when it’s bedtime as well as you are not in your home.

Educating Your Infant To Oversleep Convenience

It possibly do without claiming that your child should be offered every need to more than happy as well as kicked back in order to drop off to sleep. This implies making her comfy to make sure that she is not as well warm or cool. If she is utilized to making use of a pacifier (or dummy) after that give it to her in order to help her keep tranquility for convenience.

Educating Your Infant To Rest By Remaining Calmness

One point that functioned well for me was acknowledging when I was beginning to worry that my child would not falling asleep. If your child feels you are not unwinded he will certainly discover it harder to work out as he will certainly detect your emotion.

If you are holding your child ensure you take a breath smoothly making use of sluggish, deep breaths. You might not really feel tranquil yet you have to claim you are for as long as it considers your child to sleep, ie fake it ’til you make it!

Infant Rest Educating Idea # 4

A child’s rest cycle lasts simply 45 mins, and also as a brand-new moms and dad you’ll quickly recognize that a newborn requires greater than one rest cycle to be material in order to enjoy as well as awake. If your infant gets up as well as sobs after his very first rest cycle, enter into his space as well as resolve him back to rest once more. You could select him up briefly for a fast cuddle however based on previously, it’s far better that he goes to sleep in the exact same setting he will certainly awaken.

Child Rest Educating Pointer # 5

If you are out and about and also your infant is exhausted, a stroller is a terrific location to rest. The all-natural motion of the stroller need to aid your child rest so if you’re not strolling anyhow, still relocate the stroller so the shaking activity will certainly have the impact of resolving your child.

Some children additionally rest well in a cars and truck for the very same factor.

from Just For Baby https://www.just4babys.com/baby-sleeping-techniques/