#any one who is in their 30s and wants to date teenagers is a total creep

[artemismatchalatte]

So I'm signed up for this online 30's speed dating event for WLW and sapphics right?

Here's the thing: It looks like they aren't even bothering to regulate it at all because I see tons of people who aren't in their 30s and even some men are listed in the people who are signed up for the event.

What's even the point of a specific event for 30 something WLW if just anyone can join it? :/

[xxsugarbonesxx]

Librarian Miguel x Flower Shop Owner

tags: tooth rotting amounts of fluff and some suggestive bits. No one is spider man in this AU, mainly just character set up stuff :3 and no gender is specified for reader any1 can read it

hopefully this will be me getting back into writing since i took a break from it lol (this was done in 30-40 minutes at 2am so sorry if it isnt too high quality) ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

In the little rural town of Nueva, there was a library, it was owned and operated by the single hottest man in town, and probably the whole state, Miguel O’Hara. 

Miguel O’Hara was a simple man really, he ironed his clothes, did sudoku on the train and ate a bagel with light cream cheese, an assortment of raspberries, blackberries and blueberries every morning every day for breakfast. 

He took his coffee dark with the littlest splash of cream and one sugar cube. Two sugar cubes would be just reckless. Coffee could be substituted with Camellia flower tea when he was out of coffee, peppermint for when he had a migraine.

All the women in town would sing his praises to another. Little was known about him besides that after the death of his daughter he moved to Nueva and opened his library. In front of his library was a small community garden and a bench dedicated to his dear daughter by the double doors. 

No one brought it up, no one asked, and he liked it that way. He liked the simplicity of Nueva. The air was cleaner, the people there warmer and the ringing in his ears seemingly disappeared when he moved there. 

He liked to keep his library neat and tidy, he had plenty of rules set in place to follow…children's books in the front and adult books in the back. The spicer content was shelved by the cook books so no kids found them. You are to only use the various lamps in the library, never the big light. It totally ruined the cozy atmosphere he had set up. 

Jazz, Frank Sinatra, and Selena Quintanilla was the only music allowed to be played, he didn’t like any other types of music. Coffee was free as long as you returned your mug to the table his coffee maker was on once you were done. No talking louder than a whisper, and only pet the library cat if you had all your shots. That was mostly a joke, but Miguel didn’t want people who weren’t up to date on their immunizations touching his cat.

It was almost closing time, and there were only a few people left. The familiar cast of characters Miguel had come to know now wandering the maze of shelves. Ben Riley was using one of the community monitors. Sending emails back and forth to his girlfriend in Canada. Only god knew if she was real or not.

When Miguel asked why Ben just bought his own laptop or computer to converse with his girlfriend, Ben explained he didn’t want to go through the trouble of setting up a laptop when he could just walk to the library to use one for free.

Miguel couldn’t help but hold back the fattest eye roll known to man when he heard that.

Peter Parker was looking for cookbooks for the dinner he was gonna make to win his ex wife back. Stressing over the perfect dish to make as young Mayday Parker debated whether she wanted to check out GoodNight Moon or Skippyjon Jones for her bedtime story tonight.

Then there was Pavitr Prabhakar and Gayatri Singh. Debatably his most adorable regulars. Miguel would watch the two teenagers stumble through their awkward study dates, he couldn't help but feel the littlest bit proud of Pav when he finally worked up the courage and kissed her. 

But his favorite, hands down, was you. You owned the little flower shop across the street from his library next to the bakery. On the opening, you had brought him a bunch of sunflowers tied with a pearl white ribbon as a gift. He didn't have the heart to tell her that he was actually allergic to sunflowers and graciously took the generous gift with a stuffy nose and kind smile.

You would come waltzing in, batting your eyelashes like you were auditioning for a mascara commercial. At first he had no interest in romance, but you were just so…kind, caring, loving, compassionate. You were so slow and soft spoken, giving him the space he needed while he grieved and was there afterwards to hug him and dry his tears. 

At the beginning, you’d only stop by and help him in the library or check out a novel or two, but as you became a frequent visitor, you stopped coming just to help him…and started coming just to see him.

He remembered how one day, you had arrived at the library as usual. A perplexed look on your darling face with your hands behind your back. You had spent all of the night before carefully crafting a special bouquet of lilies and tulips. Making sure there wasn't anything in it he was allergic to.

After dancing around the subject, you had slowly confessed her feelings to him. 

The next hour was spent in the back room of the library. Feverishly groping another and kissing frantically, your glasses kept sliding against each other’s as you both ran to rip each other's clothes off another's bodies.

Miguel was still that simple man he was all those years ago when he moved to the sleepy town of Nueva. The idea of building a real relationship with someone scared him from how many times he'd been hurt in the past and the fresh wounds from the death of his child.

But now he has you. He has someone to come home to besides the empty walls of his little cottage home. He has a significant other to fill that void and to lift him up, someone to be his lock screen picture.

Someone to tell all the things he’s learned from the regulars at the library. He told you about Ben getting catfished, Peter winning MJ over with homemade ratatouille and a promise, about Pav and Gayatri’s kiss while the both of you snuggled up on the couch over a bottle of strawberry wine.

You'd both started the relationship a little rocky, not knowing whether this was right with the things Miguel was working through then. But it soon proved to be the best decision either of you could have made. 

He had your wedding picture next to Gabriela's school picture day portrait on his desk. 

His favorite parts of his day were when you’d walk from your shop to the library on your lunch break to eat together, and in the evenings when he'd read the book you were currently reading out loud to you, before going to sleep together. 

He was still that simple man, but now he’d share his bagels with you. He’d offer to iron your clothes for you, and even when you didn’t understand, he showed you how to play sudoku on the long train rides. Even though you were just nodding along to hear him talk about something he enjoyed.

[cagesofgold]

eren jaeger headcanons <3

🎵teenage fever - Drake 🎧

His favorite way to unwind is to play with your hair. Due to having longer hair himself he’s grown accustomed to the different skill sets required to craft different hair styles, and actually, is really good at it. His fingers are lithe and nimble and are able to weave through strands with ease.

He drives an all black car with tinted windows, and has a polaroid of you in a photo booth with him on your first date in a plastic case hanging from his rear view mirror.

he also always makes sure to keep your favorite snacks in the car, as he’s a guy who’s bound to text you at 2am asking bout some “you up for a drive?” 💀

in terms of tattoos despite popular belief, i personally think he’d keep it on the minimal side. He’d maybe have some on his arms - or a sleeve, but he likes to keep them tidy. Although, he is one of those guys that would have that tiktok thirst trap spider on his chest or adjacent to his v line…..

this mf smells gooooood, he’s so paranoid about smelling bad because of Jean saying he smelt like a burning pile of bodies in high school and hasn’t been able to shake the fear since.

despite not being overly adorned in tattoos he does like piercings. He’s got about five on his ears and has a nose piercing but he always forgets about it.

loves reality shows. A few months into your relationship he noticed you watching them and acted with his full chest that he had no interest, yet as the weeks rolled by he somehow got closer and closer to the couch and before you knew it he was fully shouting over Lisa Rinna. (You’ve also seen him following over 30 housewives from the different shows on instagram…)

cannot stand metal music because he spent his entire childhood covering his ears from where it bled from under Mikasa’s door. (Otherwise he’d probably enjoy it)

he’d dress quite simply, mainly with blacks and whites and would sometimes mix and match with some red or green, but i don’t think he’s as ambitious as some of his friends fashion wise, but he still looks good as hell.

his favorite holiday is with out a doubt halloween, is some of this because he spent so long as a child building the most elaborate scares for the kids on his street? maybe. but he also likes autumn as a season so that has something to do with it.

doesn’t get along with his dad too well but is a total mamas boy. He visits her at least twice a month considering they live in different cities.

is a cat person, but when he was younger he liked dogs more as according to him they were “much radder” - his own words 💀, but as he got older and became more subdued he developed a preference for cats.

has anxiety that he manages to hide, he wasn’t used to being comforted and it took a while for him to fully open up to you.

despite smoking weed with Jean and connie almost every other day he still makes a dramatic scene any time Zeke lights a cigarette around him, i’m talking coughing and clutching his chest, Zeke’s standing there like this 🧍‍♀️waiting for him to stop his fucking shenanigans.

if you want to go out with Eren Jaeger prepare to be a victim of the sassy man apocalypse, because my god, this man is relentless, and the SIDE EYE on this mf is ridiculous. He could knock down an army with his sass alone.

takes good care of his hair, oils it twice a week and does hair masks in order to keep it soft and shiny. He can’t have his gorgeous girl going out with some guy with brittle, greasy ass hair…

goes to the gym but doesn’t like it very much. he goes most days for at least an hour but never posts gym pics on his instagram or anything, he just has no interest apart from maintaining his body.

cannot sleep without you. he can try, sure, but he’ll never be successful. Before you both decided to move in together he was at your house every night, nuzzled against your body with light breaths slipping from his lips, which sparked the conversation, why not just move in, you’re here everyday anyway?

tends to bottle things up, and if something is bothering him you will have to work it out of him slowly…but he’s trying, for you he’s trying.

his lock screen is a photo of you asleep against his chest, he just thought you looked so peaceful.

gets embarrassingly competitive in just dance, threw a Wii at Connie once because he made him lose a perfect score on timber.

finally, he loves stargazing, especially with you. He’ll take you out to a deserted street, a bag full of snacks and a joint as you both lay on the hood of his car, chatting about whatever comes to mind, and it’s at those moments, when his eyes focus on the slope of your nose and the shape of your mouth, that he feels a warmth inside him he’s never felt before. <3

[celestialpaperhaze]

PMTOK headcanons because I don’t want the fandom to die when the TTYD remake comes out!

Olly in my mind is a teenager, I never narrowed down an age but I’d say anywhere between 14-16. In an ordinary life, he still wouldn’t be very social just because he doesn’t like people much, though he has a soft spot for his sister (and dare I say the Craftsman? …It’s complicated). I don’t see him seeking out a relationship at any point, but if anything did occur it would be with someone he hates. Olly has a knack for fixating on people by hating them.

Olivia is maybe 11-12ish, which is the usual age of main characters in juvenile fiction books come to think of it. (It’s Olivia’s world and we’re all living in it). Of course, she’s the sociable one, we already know she’s the sun sibling to Olly’s moon sibling. In an ordinary life, I feel upon getting older she wouldn’t really date people, she’d just keep adopting friends. Platonic love is her strong suit!

The Craftsman is younger than 30 but older than 20. Awhile back when I was writing the New Void, I got a comment pointing out that my depiction of the Craftsman was autism-coded, which at the time I didn’t realize. But now that I’ve done loads more research, I can definitely see it! Origami is his special interest, Olly and Olivia are who he’s meant to share it with, and in an ordinary life he’d do exactly that. He’d probably visit the mainland more often too, instead of being a total recluse, and I think he’d gain the confidence to branch out over time like Olivia does so naturally.

Let me know if you want to see any more headcanons!

[catgirlforeskin]

This may border on victimblaming, but most of stories about how someone was "groomed" online that I saw (I didn't research it, mind you, just what crossed my dashboard) read to me as "I am a total dumbass who doesn't have common sense and I am going to blame everyone for this".

Like older* guy on forum who talks about how you being offline makes him want to kill himself is not a good man, and neither are any other kinds of "online groomers", but literally nothing about technology makes them more dangerous.

(*Assuming that he is in fact older, I also was "in my early 30s" online since I was 12, but that's not that important because him living who the fuck knows where makes any actual power imbalance irrelevant, and teenagers are very much capable of being cruel and manipulative).

In fact, online interactions are way safer for kids because they fucking can close the tab and forget about everything that happened. Restrictions on children's access to internet doesn't help them. I am not even going to talk about how abusive families can be - outside of home is also not that safe, and people actually may have power over you. In my high school there were rumours about certain teachers sleeping with certain students. I don't know were they true, but I myself was present when one of our teachers went on a discussion about how it's better for schoolgirls to date college students and graduates to "get better experience". People who live close to you may be very gross and bigoted, in fact there is someone close to you and bigoted. Slightly older people can tell about absolutely awful culture of teen neighborhood groups (idk if there was something like that in USA but that's when people of one urban neighborhood hang out together purely because they live close by).

Mind you, I grew up on my local equivalent of 4chan, and while I don't think that it was good for me, the grossest experiences I had were all IRL. Yes, some of those anons may be totally inhuman, but I didn't have to listen to their bullshit, while IRL I had not only to listen but to politely agree, or the middle aged man with ego of a toddler and the middle aged woman who believes in every conspiracy on Earth and the teenage boy who thinks that he is the protagonist of life will be offended, and I am a good kid so I shouldn't make them sad :(

P.S.: Anecdotally, "normie" online places felt way grosser than imageboards. Part of it may be because it was before Trump ruined online everywhere, part of it that those "normie" online places were not as normal as they liked to pretend, but I think that the correct answer is that 4chan is not some malicious entity that corrupts our world, not even really marginal group - it's just content of middle class cranium without flattering makeup of civility. Still, don't go there

P.P.S.: I focused on school because the discourse was about kids, but like, you realise that adult abuse on workplace and such can be way worse and actually endanger your life in the way online never can, right?

Yeah, definitely, it’s an extension of the “stranger danger” model of abuse instead of the reality where most abuse comes from people you know that have power over you, whether it be in a family, school, or work setting. I was constantly told not to talk to strangers online because they’re dangerous by a family member who was literally abusing me lol.

There is harm that can be done by having unfettered internet access as a kid, but until the astronomically greater harm of kids having no rights in the face of parental dominion is addressed, I don’t think parents having more rights to control their children is a good idea

[antiloreolympus]

10 Anti LO Asks

(Note: All of these asks are before episode 206 (Season 2 finale) so some may be dated.) 1. ok but I love Rachel spent the latter half of 2021 being like ooooh Kronos is coming back!! this is a big deal!! only to timeskip ten years and NOTHING happened. like wow even Kronos isn't a big deal when it comes to how totally not pathetic Persephone is as a 30+ year old doing no work and only being obsessed with a guy she knew for a month. literal masterclass in awful writing. It's almost impressive how bad it is.

2. Deadass I don't even get why RS is like oh yeh nymphs and other creatures should be second class citizens but they're also all "trash" and thus its good and even encouraged to abuse and mistreat them. like yeah that's what was missing, racism where the marginalized group are evil and "deserve" to be abused and mistreated by those with all the power over them. THAT's what mythology was so sorely missing.  jfc. I know a lot of the WT staff are white people and so is Rachel but wtf???

3. It's quite funny how a woman old enough to be my mother cannot draw or write worth shit and there are literal teenagers on this website who are a thousand times the artist and writer she could ever hope to be.

4. This isn’t me trying to be mean but like, why is everything from the book covers to the official merch so ,.. cheap looking? Like these are supposed professionals, not Rachel, doing it, yet they’re still so poorly designed and crafted. It doesn’t help the images Rachel gives time to work with are all in the rushed, ugly style now either 😪

5. I just find it funny that every time an LO fan or even WT promotes it its like ... they ONLY use art from the first 10-ish episodes at best. Like yall, that was over four years ago, why aren't you using current art to be more accurate? Like it's kinda telling on themselves they know the quality declined rapidly after the first few months but are like "just ignore that! look at this three good panels from 2018!"

6. I HATE those panels where RS tries to be anatomically correct to IRL humans and its like omg they look even worse (and are still wildly wrong anyway?? She cannot draw heads to save her life for real). Like lady just work within your stylization, there's a reason people picked up your work off what it used to be versus what it is now.

7. this isnt necessarily LO based but I do find it crazy how people like RS and her fans viewed the original hymn like ugh Demeter is such a bitch why wouldnt she be happy Hades married her daughter like .... you guys are aware ancient brides tended to be married at 14, right? maybe that's why Demeter was pissed and creeped out by him. They're so blinded by their fantasy of this "perfect Hades" that never existed over the truth of a mother defending her literal CHILD.

8. Zeus is objectively the only hot man on cast because he actually has a personality, fashion sense, and pretty hair meanwhile Hades just looks like a dusty old man with zero drip and a million and one red flags 🫣

9. "This style of story telling" what style? just lying and making everything up to where it matches nothing in mythology? my god, she's so concerned over looking like a clever writer who has everything planned out and knows more than anyone else (including actual greeks??? ma'am) over actually telling a decent story. ive never seen someone so self conscious about being perceived as a "real writer" before.

10. Why even use mythology when you won't keep any of the stories true to how they were, change all the relationships, and just make up whatever else instead? At that point just go "this was inspired by the greek myths" and use your own OCs, not claiming you're telling an accurate story with a ton of research put into it. Rachel really just wants to have her cake and eat it too, huh?

[allylikethecat]

5, 12, 30 for the rapped askss

AHH thank you kind anon 🙏🏻 if anyone else wants to indulge me and make me the happiest of humans the list of AO3 Wrapped Questions can be found here. (Please... please send more... I will write you anything you want if you send more 🙏🏻 might even do a double fic update if I get my act together and am also sent more lol)

5. What work of yours got more feedback than you expected?

I was expecting maybe two people total (myself included!) to read You Know Where the City Is (my Matty / Taylor 2014 Fake Dating AU) and have been so pleasantly surprised that there are more than two of us reading it. Even after the whole May situation, people have continued to be so lovely and I am very grateful. (Sometimes) is another one I was absolutely blown away by the response to. It deals with a difficult, delicate subject matter and people have just been so absolutely lovely, commenting on AO3, and reaching out on Tumblr about it even months later and I am just so thankful to everyone who has given it a chance and also who has reached out. I wasn't expected much of anything with it (especially with it being one of my first fics in the fandom) and am still just absolutely blown away by how receptive and kind everyone is. (Not going to lie it is also still probably my favorite completed fic and one that I am the most proud of.)

12. How many WIP’s do you have in your docs for next year?

Too many 💀 Official Running List Below: 1. Hopefully finish Make Way for Ducklings 2. Hopefully finish On a Friday 3. Hopefully finish You Know Where the City Is 4. *NEW* Equestrian AU - first chapter is 100% finished, the next few are in the works - potentially will go rogue and start posting before the new year 5. *NEW* another visit to the Infection Fic 'Verse - Fictional!Matty and Fictional!George getting together the very first time as teenagers (has been started - probably a one shot like the Eye/Ear infection fics) 6. *NEW* yet ANOTHER visit to the Infection Fic 'Verse (my precious baby) - I received a few asks about Fictional!Matty adjusting to life after rehab / post his second inpatient hospitalization and am interested in exploring that as well (rough outline stage - probably a one shot like the Eye/Ear Infection Fics) 7. *New* The Nashville Fic™️ - outlined, chaptered, I am very thankful to the kind anons who were so encouraging with this one because once again I fully thought I was going to be the only audience for it. Because I have no chill there is also more but these projects are my priorities at the moment moving into the new year - don't worry this can and probably will change 💀

30. Biggest surprise while writing this year?

There have been a few! One is how much fun I have been having writing in this fandom instead of just lurking, and how many special wonderful people I have started chatting with here on the internet because of writing fic. Historically, I just kept to myself and posted my fics without really getting to know anyone else because I'm shy and awkward, and it's been so special throughout the process in this fandom to have made some internet friends 🥰 I am also so shocked by how much the Infection Fic 'Verse has become a thing for me - someone sent me an ask asking if I would write about the whole droopy eye situation this summer and somehow Fictional!Matty decided he had AILMENTS and he needed to SHARE THEM which has been a lot of fun! That version of Fictional!Matty has become very special to me - he is my precious little baby and even if I torment him, I also love him very much.

Thank you, so, so vey much for indulging me and sending in asks for the AO3 Wrapped [writers edition] situation! I find this kind of stuff so much fun and it makes me so ridiculously happy! So thank you so very much kind anon who sent this in! I hope you are having the absolute best day (and if you have any fic / prompt requests send them my way!!) and if anyone else wants to send any the list can be found here.

❤️Ally

[lightlycareless]

hi! i hope ure doing a little bit better. take all the time u need! here's an hc i have

https://youtu.be/wOEKdWrtz6U

THIS but satoru and hinata when they were 2nd years, they just did this for fun. since canonically satoru can do everything he puts his mind into, wouldn't be surprised if it was the same for hinata

UGH i can't help but think it's THEM

+ adding to the yt link post w virtuemoir, you might think it's unlikely since they didn't really love each other like genuinely genuinely, but still i like to believe the attraction was there

Heya anon!

Thank you so much for your lovely ask and checking in on me 🥺❤️I'm doing much better now, now that the small depressive episode is done and I'm back to writing :>

I apologize for taking a while to respond, but do not be fooled... this never left my mind (I also combined the two asks so they wouldn't be separate :>)—more so because the second season of jujutsu made me wonder just how involved Hinata would've been when everything went down!!

But going back to this video—yes!! I think Hinata and Satoru would've done, even with their differences, everything together at one point, and excel at it too.

Knowing how everything comes easy to him Hinata would've made it work, mostly because out of spite haha. She couldn't allow Satoru to be that good, she had to be in his level or near him (She wanted to save herself the incessant teasing from his part) while Satoru would come up with the craziest ideas to find a "weakness" for him to exploit/humiliate, only for him to be rightfully contested when she wouldn't relent.

However, the more they spent time together, the more they realized they genuinely liked being with one another, at one point Satoru offered to teach her whatever she needed—with Hinata willingly accepting to be his student.

I do feel they were attracted to one another, if not started to be attracted, during this time. I mean, they were teenagers, very hormonal, and have been in each other's life since forever 😂 it just started to happen, so... why not?

Hinata would be the first to find the other attractive, however, Satoru would be the first one to conclude that "maybe spending the rest of my life with her isn't as bad"

Of course these sentiments were nothing but a step they needed to take in order to know themselves and what they wanted in life, (like their first time together lol idk if writing it would be morbid but let's be real after all the shit I've done.... do I have any excuse? 😂) eventually coming to the realization that what they wanted the most out of the other was friendship—The reassurance that no matter what happened they would still be there for one another.

Presumably around the time where Satoru met Suguru. They just had a whole new level of chemistry, and Hinata was all in for it.

After Hinata called off the engagement I could totally see Satoru telling her something like:

"If we're still single at 30 we could marry each other and have some kids or something" to which she would only roll her eyes and dismiss as him being his usual silly self—at least outwardly, because Hinata wouldn't deny that the idea of settling down with someone she already knows is nice.

I mean, let's not forget how her dating endeavors had been going—she hates it lol. And I can't blame her, the dating scene is... oof. So why waste her time meeting people that just don't get her, seemingly don't have any ambitions, don't share her work ethics and whatnot, when she could could just rely on Satoru?

And if the pressure from the elders towards Satoru grows too "annoying" for him to keep ignoring, or who knows, maybe he finally decides he do wants to settle down, he could rely on her as well.

It sounds awful when put that way lol, but I think these things serve to show just how intertwined Satoru and Hinata were, something that only people who have known each other for a very long time, and learned to trust one another completely, could do.

Satoru cherishes Ren, Hinata, and Y/N a lot, and so do they. There's nothing they wouldn't do for one another, and that's something I intend to show deeper into the story :>

Once again, thank you so much for sending in this ask! Now I want to write in what Hinata's, Ren's and Y'N's reaction would've been to the whole thing that went down on season 2 😭 (who am I kidding, that's totally gonna happen)

If there's anything else you'd like to know about their relationship, or just share with me, my ask box is always open 🤭❤️

Thank you so much, I hope you have a wonderful weekend, and see you around!!

[callofthxvoid]

Please welcome MINNIE GARCIA (she/her) to Huntsville, WV. They are a 28-year-old RESIDENT who lives in THE COMMUNE. You may see them around working as a MANAGER AT SALLY’S DANCEHALL. Poor unfortunate soul. We’ll see if they survive.

quick facts

Title: The Rebel Princess

Name: Minnie Magnolia Garcia

Former Name: Jasmine Magnolia Davenport

Date of Birth: March 30, 1995

Age: 28

Place of Birth: Huntsville, West Virginia

Hometown: Huntsville, West Virginia

Languages: English, Spanish

Faceclaim: Dove Cameron

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Homosexual

Relationship Status: In a relationship with Wylie Bateman

personality

Myers-Briggs: INTJ - The Architect

Enneagram: Type One - The Perfectionist (1w9)

Moral Alignment: True Neutral

Occupation: Manager at Sally's Dancehall

Role: Neither

[+] confident, intellectual, perceptive, principled [-] vain, uncommunicative, judgemental, dogmatic

Character Inspirations: Weiss Schnee (RWBY), Amity Blight (The Owl House), Brooke Davis (One Tree Hill)

background

TW: Anxiety, Eating Disorder, Homophobia

Jasmine Magnolia Davenport was born the youngest child and only daughter to the Davenport family. Being several years younger than both of her brothers, she spent her early childhood being doted upon by both of their parents - being her mother's precious doll and her father's beautiful princess. She was their perfect little girl, but even at a young age she understood that their love was entirely conditional. They had expectations for all of their children, and failing to play by the rules was met with swift and severe consequences. It didn't take long for her to learn and internalise that fact until it was a part of the very fabric of her being.

Eventually, her brothers both graduated from high school and left for college and all that was left was her, her parents, and her parents' expectations for her. Her teenage years were marked by anxiety brought on by her father demanding that she excel at both school and multiple extracurricular activities, and an eating disorder brought on by her mother's obsession with her appearance, specifically her weight. She found herself in a constant push and pull between what they wanted for her and what she wanted for herself, until one day, a sixteen-year-old Minnie was caught with her kind of, sort of girlfriend at the time and all hell broke loose. When the dust settled, she wound up filing for emancipation and moving into an apartment in town by herself.

When the paradox hit, she considered trying to make amends with her parents after witnessing the sheer devastation of the first week, only to discover their house empty and devoid of their possessions. At first, Minnie panicked thinking that they had been among the victims, only to find out from one of their neighbours that they had moved out of town weeks before the storm without telling her about it. She still hasn't fully come to terms with them leaving, but at least moving into the commune after years of insisting that she's fine on her own has slowly started to heal those wounds.

misc

Minnie's first and only boyfriend was Xander Garcia. He was her best friend, and she reasoned that if she couldn't make it work with him, then she couldn't make it work with any guy (spoiler: she couldn't make it work with him). Luckily he was totally cool with being her fake boyfriend until she was ready to come out.

Before the paradox, she was set to study Pre-Law at college.

She was recently promoted from Event Coordinator to Manager.

[silly-jellyghoty]

Aroace here. I had a similar thing going on in my family FOR YEARS. Like sure, i would date people as a teenager because at that time i really didn't know who i was into or who i was myself and you gotta try a few things before you realize that maybe it's not this person or that, maybe it's you, that somehow doesn't fit into the usual narrative.

But ok, eventually i have figured myself out, stopped dating people, and carried on with my happy life. That is until questions started coming in. And at first they were supportive. Are you dating someone you don't want us to meet? Is it a girl? Are you affraid of what we would say? You know that we love you no matter what, right?

Sounds ok and accepting, doesn't it? Well it did until i answered no to all. Every bow and then they would ask again, kind of checking in, which is fine and normal i guess.

Then few years later, questions started to be more accusatory. Why are you hiding your date from us? (I didn't, there was no one.) When are you going to settle down? (I already did, sort of, still working on it, but i have an appartment i don't see myself leaving in at least next 10 years if i can help it.) Are you even ever going to make us into grandparents? (You already are to my niece and you don't give a fuck about that kid!) Do you really want to spend your whole life alone? (Excuse me, i have literally 20+ pets and every now and then i hang out with people. How is that "whole life alone"?) Why are you still so stubborn about this? You know that you won't find yourself a husband if you keep being like this? (DING DING DING! THAT'S THE POINT!)

They know what i want and what not. I have been saying LITERALLY the same thing since i was like 17 and even before that i have told them MULTIPLE TIMES that i am not dating people to marry, but to have fun, to hang out with, and to have sex with (that part turned out tobe old and boring fast enough but when i was still in the curious stage it used to be true), only to tell them few years later that i'm done with doing any of that, because it isn't really for me since apparently i am an aromantic.

Do you think it stopped them from trying to hook me up with random sad excuses for a future husband at least once a year in past 5 years? Or from them not so subtly hinting that one of my coworkers is a lesbian and that she has recently broke up with her partner? Or informing me about the new law legislation in my country that now allows single people to adopt kids? Even though i have time and again explained that i never did and never will want a romantic partner or a child of my own, they still keep bothering me with it. I'm in my 30s, ladies and gentlemen, and my sister is pregnant with her 2nd kid. You think they ever get nosy about her domestic life like that? Nope.

Acceptance my ass. I swear, they think that this is just some sort of a phase (it is not) that will soon go away (i've been saying these things for past 15 years so good luck with waiting it out) and that one day i will just wake up with this urge in my heart and the heat in my groin climbing up the first warm body i see or something (*full body cringe*)

Now i have not been on speaking terms with my dad for a while now and mom is on a thin fucking ice for a whole different reason, but damn, they suck! If they accepted me the way they pretend they do, then maybe we could work on fixing other stuff that's wrong with our family. And if they were total screaming and crying assholes about it, well, thwn maybe i would have cut them out entirelly years ago.

But this... It's just dragging on. It's giving me a bad taste every birthday and every holiday when i know that i somehow have to show up for mom at least, hoping that something may change, while dad just sits on the couch grunting and pretending that i don't exist (which i prefer honestly. Our conversations used to be a total shitshow not so long ago).

I hate it. I hate them. I hate that i don't hate them enough to give up on them entirely. I hate that this stupid human brain of mine is somehow still wired to crave their attention and affection i no longer need or want, rationally speaking. And i hate that they know that they can guilt trip me into visiting them for the sake of granma that is always so CONVENIENTLY coming over when i have my days off.

And then, just between other topics, they passive-agresively ask the same thing again.

So did you think about this whole settling down thing?

*screaming biting chewing on my hair with hands flying through the air*

I feel like we always see parents who are 100% super supportive allies, or parents who are horrible and cruel.  At least in media or in the most popular stories.  But I feel like that ignores just how many people have parents where you just have no idea?  And even if you think they’ll accept you on a surface level, you don’t know if they have a breaking point.  Especially if you need to go on hrt, or request they change the way they think about and refer to you.  Sure they’re liberal and all, or centrists, or “tolerant”, but how far does that stretch?

I think most closeted LGBT+ kids live like this, wading around in the grey area.  I’d like it of more of us knew that was normal, I’d like if we talked about it more.

[lenkagainstcity]

Walk in your rainbow paradise

I´ve spent most of my life (my teenage years and whole 20´s) being platonically in love with famous men. And to be honest, it might brought me some joy and I had fun being passionate about those men, most of the time this platonic love caused me anxiety and made me question my own confidence because I knew there are hundreds, thousands of other women who love these men too. It brought me to a never-ending virtual competition me vs those other women, constant comparing if I am pretty enough, if I look good enough, if I fit the current beauty standarts, if my body is skinny enough and I am that "femme fatale" too or wondering how to become one. Occasionally some of those women were lucky enough to meet my crushes while I was watching it at home through social medias feeling desperate because I knew I don´t even have a chance to get this close to meet them nor hanging out with them. Some anxieties were stronger when that man was more reachable than others as I thought this and that woman might be beautiful/interesting/lucky enough that that man will start dating her.

Whole other story was the cliché that these men, crushes to thousands and millions women all over the world, were dating a super hot, super fit and perfectly looking female models. I used to have a friend with who I shared my love for those men as we were fangirling together over them for few years -

before I realized my points of views and mindset in general is totally different and I don´t want to be around this person and share my interests with her because not only I don´t share the same opinions with her anymore, I actually found some of her opinions incredibly stupid short-sighted, without knowing the larger context or understanding the situation right and these opinions of hers influenced me negatively and I´ve found our friendship rather toxic and I couldn´t bear talking with this person anymore

- and there was one specific moment when we found new boy/man to have a crush on and she immediately told me "And he´s taken, of course he´s dating some model." Just like being the model is the first trait for what men look for when looking for a partner (some actually do but I´m not interested in them and most of them I don´t even know). This quote of hers was like an epitome that I couldn´t win this wannabe contest at any chance just for the pure fact - I´m not fitting the beauty standarts to be a model in the first place and I was just depressed that I will never be pretty/skinny/good enough. Why would I try to be the best version of myself when I will never get even close to others?

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The situation started to change as I entered my 30´s.

Firstly I fell in love with a band when I haven´t cared at all what are the personal situation with those men because I was there only for their music, their vibe and their personalities. I even haven´t found them handsome enough that I will have a crush on some of them.

Secondly I fell in love with the man who I find extremely beautiful and sexy and he´s an epitome of the perfect man (who also at the same time have some imperfections and that´s what make him unique) but my thoughts about him never crossed that line when I have a wet dream fantasies about him with my person. His love situation might be clear as day for public but diving deeper into him, his past, early days and his background, it became clear to me that things about him aren´t that obvious as it looks at the first sight and it´s spread as a official narrative for him. Thanks to him I found out about the whole topic what it means to being closeted (especially against your will), to hide your sexuality, how gaslighting works to push the official narrative and don´t make people suspicious, how to sell what needs to be sold even it´s not the truth, it´s not who that person is. I found my place in the healthy-thinking fandom, I surrounded myself by the same-minded people who are in the fandom much longer and they experienced his past self first hand and they know the context of the situation much better than me. Me who had almost a revelation when I dived into one specific tag here on tumblr on one very early morning while waiting for the bus to Berlin and found a damn lot posts about this topic. It was literally minutes before I found he´s not that person as who he´s represented for the public but also there´s someone else in his life. Someone who´s close to him from the very first minute, who was there before they both even got famous and they shaped themselves into what they are now together. And who - as I and many others believe - is dealing with the same closet. I love these men both equally.

And now it came the moment when I just found another man. The man who is also literally the perfection, who fits into all my beauty standards what leads me to have a crush on him. He allows me to think about him, to drool over him and have a crush on him but - he´s openly gay. And so I know there will never be any woman around him with who my mind starts another endless and useless competition because...he´s not into women at all.

And this is the moment in my life when it comes to being a fangirl and passionate about men I can´t/won´t have came to the final and definitive peace. I don´t want to write that I´m getting old and so any male under 25-30 won´t impress me anymore. It´s more like the moment when I settled down with the realisation that those few men I have mentioned and I am currently totally obsessed with are totally enough for me and it will stay like that. They are the definition of perfection and I don´t think I will find anyone more perfect, more beautiful and more talented. Loving them doesn´t cause me any anxiety and quetioning my self confidence because - no woman can have them. Whenever they are closeted or openly gay, they are not into women. And I am allowed to love them, to drool over them, to be passionate over how perfect they are and why I love them. But there will never be that moment of anxiety, low confidence and desperation. And that´s the moment when my life as a young woman who falls in love with good looking boys/men found it´s definitive peace and calm. Go, gays, go!

[softyarnball]

Things I did not expect

Recently, two of my HS friends just had a quick reunion in the States. My little bird told me that my ex from HS had not dated any one since then. Everyone was surprised because it was at least 10 years ago.

Dating life must have been hard for him. I just remember that he was hanging out with our other common friends and asked if I could come to hang out. It was during office hours, so my other friends were sensible enough to refuse the request. That was weird.

I think there could be a few reasons why dating life has been a disappointment for him.

Just like my single HS little bird, that ex may have so high standards that he can hardly find love. Looking back, most of the (practical) married couples are like “we were just fooling around” until they cannot leave one another. What high standards can that be?

I once explicitly told him that I want money, lots of money, which I am also currently tell my bf so. The thing is that I want my partner to make money so that we can have a comfortable life. I derive pleasure from squandering my money for extravaganzaaa, not spending my partner’s or my parents’ money. I wonder if this is the deal-breaker for him. He did leave me with a long email detailing how we would not work out. I couldn’t remember what was the exact reason but the vague idea was that he didn’t want me as a lifelong partner. Looking back, it could have been one of the reasons that I have a huge red flag waving on my forehead. I was a poor young girl, with little future prospect while his family can afford his tuition, room, and board in much more expensive country. Of course, I think that his family could have given some sort of disapproval. I mean I was wayy below his standards if you only judge on where I come from (not asset-wise, which I think I have an upper hand thanks to my parents’ frugality). Plus, the blatant gold-digger attitude is definitely a red flag.

Education can also be one. However, as far as I know, a college holder should not have higher standards than me, right? Or it could simply he is looking for is someone with whom he can exchange some intellectual conversations. I cannot say that I am intellectual, considering how I am compared to my bf, but somewhat engageable in those conversations.

Good-looking? Well, that is not a very high bar, considering my appearance. If he wants to have a gym partner, then well, it’s hard. Nutrition can either go to your brain or your muscle. Another point is that while I am slowly hitting the wall (at 30), the wall is smashing his appearance. Hard. It is hard to ask for a same-age good-looking partner without a fortune to rest on. 

Anyway, I feel like standards are good to have, but it also restricts potentially good match. Like the long-term relationship couple I talked about earlier, things happen organically. People build relationship with trust, collaboration, and frustration every now and then. I can’t leave my partner alone in his darkest pit, neither should or does he.

I don’t think that anything from that time lingers so much that he couldn’t date anyone. It was more than 10 years ago, and we were a couple of clueless (late) teenagers. Or was it just me who was clueless? Was he too calculated in our relationship? I should have noticed that earlier.

I have no idea why he thought it was a good idea to ask my friends to call me. I think it was platonically driven. He met quite a few people over the years. I was someone who was close to him during that HS time. I can totally see that it is normal to want to greet and meet.

I still believe that he would have really good marriage prospect. Males don’t really need to get married at this age anyway. While women’s eggs are failing us, men may get younger girls as they age (with money).

[knitmeapony]

So for 20 plus years my mother worked for a blood bank. It wasn't the Red Cross but it was a volunteer donation whole blood place not a plasma donation place. At the same time she was working there, I was a teenager and deeply into a bunch of vampire RPGs and larping. I did a couple of my science fair projects with the people in her lab. While doing that, we talked extensively about how it would work to get blood out of this place without tripping any regulatory stuff for the lab or in general being detected by the staff.

While I assume that some of the laboratory technology has improved over the years, if you are in an environment where drinking from blood bags is sufficient for the vampires to survive, this presumes a couple of things:

One, blood does not have to be fresh from the human in order to be nutritious for the vampire

Two, the anticoagulation and other processes and chemicals inherent to the blood bags are not harmful to vampires

Three, the spinning down and splitting of blood into its component parts does not strip the blood of its nutrition, and in general bags of whole red blood cells are probably sufficient. There could be an argument that you also need to steal the platelets and plasma, but in any case a donation of whole blood is a sufficient meal for a vampire one way or another.

Four, given that we don't see vampires checking the date on these blood bags, and especially in the RPGs you can steal whatever you want right out of the refrigerator and it doesn't matter, we can presume that the blood continues to be good for the vampire as long as it is also good for transfusion into a human.

Given these presumptions, there are reasonably ethical ways to get your blood from a volunteer donation blood bank.

There are a number of ways that units can be spoiled right out of the gate. If you don't donate enough blood, if it's a bad stick or you just clot too fast, your blood bags can be too light (we measure blood by weight when you are drawing it) to qualify for human transfusion. Combining multiple of these bags that would otherwise be thrown away into a single unit could be a meal for a vampire without taking any blood out of the system that is intended for medical use.

Expired blood is dated well within the margin of error for the blood actually going bad in any real sense of the word. Obviously you want to make sure that anything set for human transfusion will be 100% ready 100% of the time. For a unit that expires in 30 days, it will likely be sort of past the sell-by date but still edible and likely still consumable by vampires. While many of those expired units are autoclaved, packaged, and sent off to pharmaceutical research facilities for use in testing and the like, there are other ways for those companies to get that blood, so pulling from the pipeline just after expiration date would almost certainly be an ethical thing to do and not harm anyone. This was the place in the process where the tracking of the blood goes from specifically tracking the serial number on each individual unit to simply counting the total number of units in a box. If you had someone on the inside who could fudge a few numbers for you and make sure the QC folks didn't triple check your work, you could sneak blood out this way without causing any alarm.

Lots of people bag their own blood and do directed donations. Sometimes they want it for specific Medical procedures, sometimes they want it just in case, like if they have a particularly rare blood type and want to make sure if they're ever in an accident they have a perfect match for their own blood. This blood is often kept Frozen and with a much longer expiration date than your average unit. If you had some individuals who you trusted to regularly donate blood for you specifically, you could likely get away with that and create a fake private Clinic that would purchase those specific directed donation units which were never in the main stream of blood donation. You could also pay someone on the inside to let you know when someone with banked blood has died, and you could get a bunch of Frozen blood in one go.

If you've ever got questions about blood donation, the transfusion pipeline, blood typing, or anything else similar, feel free to drop me a line.

I know that’s kind of the go-to thing to show that a vampire character is “one of the good ones” or whatever but it actually seems a little bit more fucked up for a vampire to steal blood from a blood bank than for a vampire to attack people for blood, at least as long as it’s not the kind of vampire where a bite is instantly lethal like it never stops bleeding. 

People can recover from losing some blood but blood bank blood is constantly in short supply and is reserved for people who imminently need blood transfusion of a specific blood type or else they die.

[suckitsurveys]

When was the last time you wore a full face of makeup? I don’t think I’ve ever worn a “full face” of makeup to be honest.

Do you own an iPad? For work I do. I’m actually using it right now for a meeting I’m supposed to be paying attention to lol.

Who was the last non-relative woman you spoke to in person? Someone who works downstairs.

What’s the most hours you’ve worked in a week? I don’t remember the exact amount off the top of my head but I’ve worked commencement weekend a few times and worked over 30 hours in the course of a weekend before. So added onto my regular 40 hour week, and the overtime required on the Friday before, probably close to 80 hours, give or take.

Do you believe in karma? KARMA’S A RELAXING THOUGHT, PONCHO EN FIESTA POR YOU IT’S NOT. Yeah I know I did that in a recent survey but it’s all I can think about when I hear the word “karma” now.

What temperature is your thermostat currently set to? I don’t know.

What’s a topic you’ve drastically changed your opinion on? Oh I used to have some real shitty internalized misogyny in my teenage years, bro.

Are you a kind, thoughtful person? I like to think I am.

Do you know anyone who has a PhD? Yes.

Who were you dating in July 2010? Or were you single? We don’t talk about 2009-early 2011 Hannah’s dating life.

How do you feel when you’re the center of attention? I absolutely HATE it. I’m much more interested in making other people the center of attention.

Would you rather be a nurse or a mechanical engineer? Neither, honestly.

Do you like Starbucks chai lattes, or do you think they’re too sweet? I like adding a splash of chai in my matcha lattes, but I can’t drink one straight up. It’s too much.

Are you and your SO facebook official? Yeah.

Do you know how to set a formal table setting for a 3+ course dinner? No.

Are you in a good mood today? I’m just TIRED.

Do you know anyone who works as a lawyer? Yes.

Which would bother you more: being told you’re not likable or being told you’re not sensible? I guess sensible.

Do you have a difficult time relating to other’s emotions? Nope, the opposite. I’m very much affected by other people’s emotions.

How many bedrooms does your house have? Our apartment has one bedroom.

What was the last electronic item you bought? Uhhhh I’m drawing a total blank.

Have you ever experienced sleep paralysis? No.

When you were 15, what did you want to grow up to be? I don’t remember.

Did you ever achieve that? Lol.

Have you ever had a dream in which you died? Yes.

Have you bought a bag of potato chips in the past week? Yeah.

Does the thought of having wrinkles when you’re older upset you? No.

How often do you buy a new phone? Every few years.

Would you rather live in an apartment in the city, or a cabin in the woods? Both are appealing but my dream is a cabin in the woods.

Do you use Snapchat? No.

Have you ever driven or ridden on a motorcycle? No.

Do you know anyone who’s struggling with addiction? Yes.

Are any other members of your household home right now? I’m not home but Mark is.

What was your first job? And how long did you work there? A cafe for about a year or so.

What was your favorite school subject when you were in middle school? Uhhhh science.

[jaejoongs-nipple-piercing]

I want to know who thought it would be a good idea or funny joke to deal me these cards. I hope you’re all happy wherever you are, because I’m miserable.

My family constantly bring up stuff that isn’t true about the reason behind why I lost my job. I was framed and fired because of a lie made up by 2 idiot women, one of which glared at me almost constantly since her first day. She tried to tell me what to do when I had more experience and I knew what was going on.

They think I have anger issues and I’ve had to keep telling everyone around me that it’s just built up frustration and stress. If we weren’t so damn poor I wouldn’t be so stressed. If everything my brother said to me wasn’t an insult I wouldn’t be so stressed. If I never would have worked so hard for 10 now-meaningless years of my life at a crap job that never respected me then I wouldn’t be so stressed trying to find another one.

I put in an application for another fruit place even though at this point I honestly never want to work again and they wanted to set up an interview with a time and date that worked for me. So I sent them an email with a time and date and asked if that works for them. Over 24 hours ago and I still haven’t heard back. Did they change their mind? Did I pick the wrong day? Did Scenic Poop Company get ahold of them and lie to them, telling them not to hire me because I violently throw bags at people and make gestures behind other employees backs towards them while I’m angry at them?

I made a stupid counseling appointment to get my mom off my back so she would let me learn how to drive and she still refuses. She always talked about how it was more important for my sister to learn because “she’s working”. I need to learn how to drive so I can get to town to any jobs or job interviews, errand, appointments, just getting out of the house I’m currently trapped in. If I can’t get my license before I’m 30 then there’s no point in trying. That’s been my goal for 6 years and every time I bring it up again she says no and doesn’t believe me. “You had no interest then” she says. There’s no point in arguing with them, they’re always right and I’m wrong. It doesn’t matter what I do, IT WILL NEVER BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER. I might as well have been adopted, because the last few years since her divorce with an asshole I’ve become the common enemy, the scapegoat, the one everyone blames for their problems. I can’t get mad or upset because I get yelled at and told to “quit whining”. Nobody knows what I’m going through, how I feel. I’m alone.

My aunt has been trying to help me with unemployment because it’s changed since 2016 when I filed last, and just because I said (and I said this to my “family” as well) that I didn’t want to work with apples, I didn’t want to work with fruit again, my aunt says I’m acting like a teenager. Fine, go ahead and insult me. Everyone else does. None of the rest of the family struggles with finding jobs because they don’t get fired or they aren’t cursed. Everyone has better luck than me. I have enough I’m trying to deal with on the inside, I don’t need more problems on the outside. And yet, that’s exactly what I get.

Someone tell me what to do now because I’m lost and I don’t know anything anymore. Everything I’ve come to know is either a total lie or one-sided. I can’t even think recently, and I’m still trying to appeal the unemployment denial. You are legally required to give me the money I’m owed, you idiots. Just because the majority of your employed rats don’t file for unemployment doesn’t mean you can deny me. Im going to appeal this until the government decides to give me the benefits as hush money to shut me up. Hand over the cash now, or pay me more when I take you to court.

[undertale-data]

[Image Description: an Undertale textbox with “INTRODUCTION AND DEMOGRAPHICS” in all caps in its middle. To its left and right are a radar screen and an egg, sun, and "WED" from the Dating Hub. End I.D.]

Our sample size consisted of a total of 2651 responses. We did not set any sort of age restriction to take the survey, and no other qualification than self identifying yourself as part of the Undertale fandom.

[Image Description: a pie chart titled “AGE OF UNDERTALE FANS”. In clockwise order, the results: 31%, or 812 responders, are 13-17 years old; 44% or 1160 are 18-24; 15%, or 398, are 25-30; 6%, or 158, are 31-40; 0%, or 6, are 41-50; 3%, or 91, preferred not to answer, and 1%, or 25, are 12 and below. End I.D.]

The age group most represented is composed of people between 18 to 24 years old (also known as emerging adults), corresponding to 44% of all participants. They are followed by teenagers aged 13 to 17 years old (31%) and young adults aged 25 to 30 years old (15%)

(Many more demographics under the cut.)

[Image Description: a pie chart titled “GENDER OF UNDERTALE FANS”. In clockwise order, the results: 374, or 14%, are male; 1144, or 43%, are female; 789, or 30%, are nonbinary; 167, or 6%, identify as ‘other’, and 177, or 7%, prefer not to say. End I.D.]

In terms of gender, most people identified as female with a total of 43%, followed by nonbinary with 30% and male with 14%.  A significant amount of people responded with “Other,” explaining their identity (or questioning) more in depth.

[Image Description: a pie chart titled “UNDERTALE FANDOM AND LGBT+ IDENTITY”. In clockwise order, the results: 1949, or 73%, identify as LGBT+; 293, or 11%, do not identify as LGBT+; 280, or 11%, are questioning; and 129, or 5%, prefer not to say. End I.D.]

Considering the great amount of LGBT+ representation present in Undertale, we decided to ask people whether they identify themselves as part of this community. The majority, 73%, has declared to be a part of it. It is relevant to add that 5% chose not to say, and 11% were questioning. It is possible that media containing well developed representation draws more people to it; many people said that the reason they liked certain characters was being able to feel represented as a minority.

[ID: a pie chart titled: “LOCATIONS OF UNDERTALE FANS”. In clockwise order its results: 1788 responders, or 67%, are from North America; 420 responders, or 16%, are from Europe; 141 responders, or 5%, are from Asia; 94 responders, or 4% are from South America; 83 responders, or 3%, are from Australia; 11 responders, or 0% are from the Pacific Islands; 22 responders, or 1% are from “Other” locations; 92 responders, or 4%, selected ”Prefer not to say.” End of ID.]

The internet has made the game known all over the world, which motivated us to look into the way its fans are distributed around the globe. It is important to consider that since this survey is in English, people were more likely to respond to it if they understood the language, whether it is their native language or not (like Vessel #1, who’s writing this paragraph). It would be interesting if other communities did a similar exercise in the future by translating the survey. 

Having said that, we present the results. To get these numbers some of the answers were distributed into their corresponding existing group, and at least three new categories were created.

North America: 1788 votes 

Europe: 420 

Asia: 141 votes

South America: 94 votes

Australia: 83 votes

The most represented area is North America, which is no surprise considering it’s composed by a majority of native English speakers. It should also be noted that considering Toby Fox is from the US, it makes sense that people with a similar cultural background would more likely hear about Undertale and join the fandom. Europe follows with 420 votes, which could be due to their usage of the English language either as a native language or a frequently taught second one. Asia has a similar situation, however, if we take global population estimates (e.g: 141 per 4.561 billion in the case of Asia compared to Europe with 420 fans in an area with a population of around 746 million people), we can see that the density of Asian fans is drastically lower. After that we have both South America and Australia with a similar amount of votes. In those cases, knowledge of the English language may also factor into the density. Common social media used around the world could also be a factor but we do not have enough data to draw any conclusions.

92 people preferred not to specify and 50 people answered the survey with “Other”, giving their explanation. A few of these responses were put in bigger categories (Canada is in North America, for example). Besides them, the most notable group were Pacific Islanders, making up 11 people, 3 more than Africa. Due to their sizes, further investigation is needed to know if this is a replicable result or just the product of the places the survey was able to reach this time.

[Image Description: a pie chart titled “YEAR FANS FIRST EXPERIENCED UNDERTALE”. In clockwise order, its results: 937 responders, or 35%, experienced it in 2015; 687, or 26%, experienced it in 2016; 231, or 9%, experienced it in 2017; 181, or 7%, experienced it in 2018; 123, or 5%, experienced it in 2019; 145, or 5%, experienced it in 2020; 88, or 3%, experienced it in 2021; 231, or 9%, don’t know when they experienced it, and 25, or 1%, have never experienced Undertale. End I.D.]

We asked about the exposure to the source material. After all, to be a fan of something, you should know about it. The biggest proportion of fans experienced Undertale for the first time in 2015 and 2016, with those two years amounting for more than half of our sample. As for people who have only started playing during this year, they represent 3% of all participants.

[Image Description: a pie chart titled “YEAR FANS FIRST EXPERIENCED DELTARUNE”. In clockwise order, its results: 1585 responders, or 60% of those responding, experienced Deltarune in 2018; 275, or 10%, experienced Deltarune in 2019; 213, or 8%, experienced it in 2020; 126, or 5%, experienced it in 2021; 115, or 4%, don’t know; 253, or 10%, have not played but want to; 77, or 3%, have not played and don’t plan to; and 7, or 0%, do not know what Deltarune is. End I.D.]

Many people are familiar with Deltarune as well. Most of them played the first chapter of the game as it was released in 2018, and other people followed in the next few years. Among the people that didn’t play, 253 manifested interest in playing in the future, while 77 stated they knew of the game’s existence but did not plan on playing it.

[Image Description: a pie chart titled "HOW FANS FOUND UNDERTALE". In clockwise order, its results: 870 responders, or 33%, saw someone play it online; 576 responders, or 22%, were introduced by a friend; 539, or 20%, saw fancontent first; 195, or 7%, read reviews or recommendations on social media; 63, or 3%, came through the Kickstarter before release; 50, or 2%, came through a different fandom; 34, or 1%, came by following Toby Fox, Temmie Chang, or other collaborators; 221, or 8%, came through another way; and 101, or 4%, don't remember how. End I.D.]

33% of responders found Undertale by watching someone play it online.  The next largest categories were those who were introduced by friends or saw fancontent first, comprising 22% and 20%, respectively.  These statistics are indicative of the love that fans have for Undertale: they want to share the game with others, whether by creating and sharing fancontent, or just by talking about the game positively enough to inspire others to give it a chance.  In the “other” category, many fans mentioned specific fanworks or AUs as their reasoning for giving Undertale a chance.  Other common answers in the “other” category were through the soundtrack, through memes, through connections to Homestuck, and through curiosity about the infamous fandom.  One humorous response that stuck out said, “I was searching for the word ‘sand’ and had wrote ‘sans’ by wrong.”