#anton speaks

[mad-scientist-anton]

you are all my lab rats to me. all 80 of you

[fatherdmitri]

my psychiatrist just diagnosed me with 19th century russian literature character

[gyuvision]

how riize tells you they want to fuck you 🫨

bold, straightforward: taro, eunseok, seunghan

they would tell you then and there that they want you. you could even be getting ready for dinner with friends and theyll say “tell them you cant make it. i need you with me more than they do.”

in between: sungchan, sohee

in my opinion i feel like it depends on their mood or just how bad it is. if they arent that needy they could hold off for a bit, but if their self restraint really is running low theyll just whisper, “help me out?” and direct your attention to their bulge

more physical than vocal: wonbin, anton

they wouldnt say much, but would be extra touchy (and sensitive) then just hope you’d catch on. you could be standing up, just eating in the kitchen, and they’d come up to wrap an arm around your waist and press into you from behind. when you finally realize what they want and tease them, theyd mumble, “dont make me say it.. you already know what it is..”

[kriize]

GUYS ANTON’S HAIR???? almost just made a mess of myself (sorry, too much? 😞)

[hogcranker1984]

they werent bein serious. i dont think that was their point

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[mad-scientist-anton]

i wish there was a random mad science experiment generator where you could click the button and get a weird and wacky experiment. why doesn’t such a thing exist. can someone make it happen

[hogcranker1984]

#davisdurst is a wild tag because you'll see some satirical posts and shit but then you'll find the occasional post that's actually like. SERIOUS and it scares the shit outta me. like WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE these are REAL PEOPLE please DONT ship them please

[friendo]

I need to be the person most obsessed with a character created in 2005 at the grocery store

[hogcranker1984]

this is absolutely fantastic but I propose an idea

along with the AM obelisk, there's this MASSIVE PUPPET THAT like A BUNCH OF PEOPLE have to operate at once. it'd be similar to this one fan design I've seen where AM is given a triangular face and an almost birdlike design? BUT with more centipede or slug-esque elements (cause bug. and to mirror ted). he'd work a lot like Audrey II from little shop. oh yeah AND there's a two-person operated ted puppet TOO

here's sketches of my ideas

and suggestions my girlfriend (@sewnk1n) gave

this post caused me to have a category 7 autism moment. i needed to contribute.

edit: i like how the radio drama has the segment between ted and AM. this is what i feel like the massive puppet could be used for. HELL i'd love to see how the puppet could interact with the WHOLE CAST even if it isnt entirely book accurate

Hey so...idk if you've noticed but I have been obsessed with I have no mouth and I must scream

Which leads me to this idea

I have no mouth and I must sing:A BROADWAY MUSICAL

THINK! THE STAGE LOOKS ALL ROBOTIC AND SHIT WE HAVE LIKE A GIANT ASS AM PILLAR OR A BIG ASS PROP THAT IS AM

AND THE MUSIC THE SONGS AM GETS A VILLAIN SONG ELLEN GETS A EMOTIONAL BALLAD TED GETS A SONG THAT LIKE GETS MORE ERRATIC AND-AND IDK WHAT ELSE BUT FUCK

[freakywonbin]

When the judge starts speaking without subtitles

[antoncore]

DONT YOU ALL KNOW I’M INSANE OVER THIS MAN I’M GONNA SCREAM

[ratatatastic]

our catmin of course is having their fun and by that i mean try to get everyone in trouble with sasha by putting his face on a golf ball and giving it to them to catalogue their varying levels of fear and enthusiasm at the idea of hitting their captain

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[jwonsite]

i thrive on bsf!anton being extremely down bad for you to the point everyone thinks you two are dating bc he's always spending time with you and when he isn't, he's bragging about you to everyone else but deep down poor bby is too shy to confess </3

ooo i love this!!! he def just seems so shy and kept to himself that i totally see him being too shy to mention anything to his crush💔 he would love being around you,, literally you guys do everything together to the point where everyone already assumes you’re dating😭 i def think he would talk to the boys about you too,, telling taro and sungchan abt how pretty you are and how he wishes he could confess so that you could be his only🤕

should i write a full fic on this 🤨🤨

[gyuvision]

riize as ur fav songs i think this would be so cute

+how are you i hope all is well🫂

you are so right this is so cute and i love it sm like now i have the urge to start a miniseries ab this (and im doing good, i hope you are too!) i love these songs sm

[cw ; none but its a bit angsty] wc: 0.6k

shotaro : as better for you (by siopaolo) - as a dancer and perfectionist you never feel like its good enough no matter how perfect. feeling this way can leak into how you feel generally about relationships so i feel like shotaro is most like this song because even though hes perfect, he doesnt always realize it.

eunseok : as japanese denim (by daniel caesar) - this song references to love that lasts a long time because japanese denim is meant to be durable and strong. eunseok is most like this because hes the type to cherish love and make sure it lasts as long as it can.

sungchan : as pink (by wave to earth) - sungchan is such a wave to earth boy idc what anyone says!! this song is refreshing and calming like beach waves, just like him! pink is about being free and looking back at a past relationship. i see sungchan as a nostalgic person, but also someone who makes you feel free, someone you could run away with.

wonbin : as winter (by se so neon) - this song is a little.. sad, but its good. its about longing for someone who you arent/cant be with, leaving you trapped with the thoughts in your head. wonbin is like this song because hes gives kinda rock band leader vibes, he would totally write something like this song to express his feelings when he cant say it to you himself.

seunghan : as strawberry soju (by jesse barrera) - a little similar to sungchans, but seunghan is like this song because it references how strawberry soju is intoxicating and sweet, just like love. it talks about not wanting to let go of someone left behind in the past. i see seunghan as this song because hes the type to fall hard when hes really in love.

sohee : as blue butterflies (by jhin) - its like a fresh breath of air, its cute and relaxing, very calm and lofi vibes (just like sohee<3). this song talks about falling in love and wanting to show deep affection to that special someone, and i feel sohees very expressive so this is just for him.

anton : as about time (by sarah kang) - this song is incredibly nostalgic and reminiscent. it means even though time continues to pass by, the memories are still there and will always hold its meaning. i think its like anton because it feels like a classic ldr relationship that didnt work out. like he meets you in the states, but after school is done he has to go back to korea. even though hes thousands of miles away and he may have forgotten about you, the memories are always going to stay with him.

[seouljazzbar]

hey wtf