#anthony banthony

[transbroz]

Jerma985 blinkies: DEAN DINGUS and Anthony Banthony... who did you vote for?!

[theblogof-rassilon]

Well, I shall make an exception, as you are very polite! *He laughs at his own joke*

@banthony-baxon dear, how would you like to come on a special mission with me?

[homoerotic-sea-shanties]

Violet Bridgerton is a stronger woman than I, if I had to name that many children in the order of the alphabet I’d end up with Anthony, Banthony, Canthony, Danthony, and Eanthony.

[itsborusabitch]

I think your boyfriend is trying to sleep with my boyfriend, we could work together, you see, you know, maybe just, tell Rassilon to stop being a gaslight gatekeep girl boss.

…unless he left your for banthony, Ja that would be unforgivable 😔 your boy toy leaving you for a man who’s named Anthony with a b..

@thecelestial-toymaker

Release the children you captured. Millennia and Rallon and then we can talk you weirdo. No wonder you got mpreg with Banthony’s baby. Freak.

[papercutie]

a list of my snails for no reason in no particular order

mr planch (mystery snail)

Blanche (mystery snail)

Doctor Rabbit (rabbit snail)

pebble (nerite) (currently AWOL but don't worry about it)

stripy stripe (nerite)

Stomp Jomperson (largest child of blanche and mr planch)

Anthony Banthony (second largest child)

the rest of the baby mystery snails

The Brass Section (roughly ~100 trumpet snails across three different tanks)

The Pond Snail (pond snail)

the "pest snail" tank (a smallish fishtank with an unknowable and always changing number of pest snails. consists of bladder snails, two varieties of ramshorn snail, some trumpet snails, and The Pond Snail)

[ego-sum-id-quod-cantum-ludere]

I found this on my campus and I can't stop laughing.

[fleetwoodmcs]

14!

Something that I Want - Grace Potter (Tangled Soundtrack... does this need any explanation?)

This song reminds me of Beatrice Hubbard, my Bridgerton OC. She thinks she knows what she wants and Anthony thinks he doesn't need her, but he totally does.

[fujimilovers]

RESULTS ARE IN

[jermai]

Hey it’s me Anthony, remember me back in college?

"Hey it’s me Anthony, remember me back in college?" Jerma says. "Oh yeah! We had some good times," Anthony replies. "I was wondering if you could do something for me... I need a favor." Jerma asks what the favor is. "Well, I have this friend of mine who has an event coming up..." Jerma cuts him off with "What? What kind of event?" Anthony says "It doesn't matter." Jerma asks "Is he having a party or what is it?" Anthony starts laughing. "No no no no, not a fucking party. It's a funeral!" Jerma laughs at this, but then says "You're kidding right?" Anthony pauses for a second before continuing. "Nope, he's dead. He died last week." Jerma tries to keep calm, and says "So, what's the favor?" Anthony replies "Do you mind coming to his funeral? He was my roommate in college so I thought we should give him a proper sendoff." Jerma thinks about it for a while. "Alright, sure. When does it happen?" Anthony tells him. "Tomorrow at noon, here are the details. You'll be meeting me there. Do you have a car?" Jerma nods yes. "Okay cool, see you tomorrow." Jerma hangs up.

Jerma gets a text from Anthony saying "See you later." This is followed by a picture of Anthony holding a gun, pointing it at the camera. The message reads:

“No one else will be attending this funeral, only you. If you show up late, I'm going to shoot you with this gun. If you don't show up at all, I'll kill you.”

An image of a cemetery appears on screen with a grave marker that reads:

Anthony Banthony

Lifetime Senator for New York

Died of Natural Causes

Jerma replies with "Okay" and a smiley face emoji.

[theplasticman]

im so glad jermas fanbase isnt like that sanders guy fanbase. a lot of weird shit with jermas fans but at least i can go through his tags without seeing slowburn jex x anthony banthony ao3 fics

[cowboy]

drunk jerma anon again i’m thinking about the anthony banthony jerma stream... that’s my boyfriend your honor . silly litle lad yknow

HOW COULD I FORGET LITERALLY I LOVE that stream SO much https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpvBnnwmFxs

[theropoda]

It really is dawning on me now that im kind of lucky that jerma "lore" literally DOES include jerma "clones" as characters (catboy, jex, anthony banthony and dean dingle or whatever) and ive never seen ship art of them

[theblogof-rassilon]

why do you deny the love of your totally real husband anthony aka banthony baxon...

He. Does. Not. Exist. Why can't you idiots get that through your heads???

[kirboob]

if yall don't vote for anthony banthony in the next election I will personally come to your house and deny you dunky donut

[mrswhymrhow]

hashtag vote for anthony banthony... hes there for the middle class..............