#answered: chrissy

[munson-blurbs]

i feel like if you were to open up to eddie about being bisexual, he’d wanna support you as much as possible. maybe he’d indulge your fantasy of a threesome with a pretty girl and just sit back and watch you have your first girl on girl experience and just love it bc you’re so pretty and you’re feelin so good

(I didn’t forget about you! I fell asleep so I’m extending horny hours into today.)

Eddie sits back in his chair and watches you and Chrissy kissing each other in his bed. His bed. He keeps one hand wrapped around his erection, slowly pumping it but not yet allowing himself to tip over the edge.

It isn’t just the sight of two women exploring each other that does it for him. He could get a glimpse of that from any porno in Family Video’s adult section. No, this is about you.

It’s the way you whimper when Chrissy kisses your neck. Your soft moans when she swipes her thumb, its nail painted light pink, over your nipple. How your leg wraps around her, pulling her closer.

You tuck a lock of Chrissy’s blonde hair behind her ear and kiss her deeper, losing yourself in her floral perfume. From across the room, you hear Eddie’s ragged groaning.

“You wanna j-join, babe?” You stumble over your words as Chrissy finds your clit and makes delicate circles with the pad of her middle finger.

Eddie knew this was a possibility. He never imagined himself declining, but now he finds himself shaking his head.

“Jus’ wanna watch. You look s’pretty right now, sweet girl. Wanna watch you feel good.”

It’s horny hours 🍆

[tartarusknight]

Okay but Steve Harrington who somehow landed a talk show/late night show host job. I'm basing this on a clip of the Kelly Clarkson Show, so let me cook.

Steve was pushed into the public eye by his parents either singing or acting. But as he grew up still under his thumb, married to someone they chose who was as controlling and manipulative as his parents, he started hating it all. The fame and money were just reminders of it all. But slowly with a lot of support from Robin, Steve cut those ties. He fought to get the money that was always supposed to be his but in the end he walked away with little money to his name. Even though his name was still quite popular.

He took a break and stayed with Robin, who pushed him to keep going out and doing what he enjoyed but it was hard. He stayed online and people loved seeing his clips. He thought about stepping out of the light completely but then Robin got him a job as a host. The show did well for a late night show and he was enjoying it the best he could. Sometimes he had a bad experience but as he aged, he stopped letting it affect him as much.

He was easy going and made everyone as comfortable as he could. Sure there were people who'd try to start rumors but he did his best to get through it. He was a single bisexual man who divorced his last husband, there was always going to be rumors going around. He didn't get out much for his own life but he gained many friends through the people that came through his show. He just never filled that spot in his heart that longed for love.

That is until Eddie Munson, lead guitarist and singer of Corroded Coffin came on the show. Steve instantly liked the man but forced himself to stay on script. He refused to flirt or show his attraction, even as the man flirted with him. But as Steve was in the middle of asking Eddie about a question on the topic of the lastest tour a photo popped up on his screen.

Steve's voice caught and his train of thought flew out the window at the picture of Eddie mid performance, shirt off, sweat dripping, and his guitar low on his hips. Steve could've died right there as he tried to formulate his question.

"Wow, do you- that's a lot of- right, you must work out- like those muscles- sorry, your shape- you're in shape! Do you have a routine?" Steve finally spit out and only barely stopped himself from hiding his face in his hands.

Eddie smirked at him and slid back in his chair more, "oh yeah. Never used to but Jeff made a good point one day. You gotta be ready to lift your partner," Eddie's grin went from wicked to charmingly innocent in a second and Steve got whiplash, "Over all the mud puddles."

Steve barely managed to keep it together the rest of the interview and Eddie didn't make it any easier on him. Slowly calling Steve more and more pet names. It made Steve want to say fuck it and climb the man, but he stopped himself. Well until later when he knocked on Eddie's dressing room and the two of them finally got in the same page.

After that, well Steve and Eddie were seen together more and more.

[nowritingonthewall]

In all this love for Elvira, let us not forget that precious photo that she shared of Oscar and Eugene sleeping in her lap! That says everything you need to know about their relationship, that one and the photo of her kissing the side of his head while he has his eyes closed in absolute bliss. That man loves that woman and that woman loves that man. ❤️

Hello Nonnie,

thank you for brightening our day with your Elvira and Oscar love 💜🥰

They really are the cutest, aren't they 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[simplystefanie-rae]

i did this back in october i thing, i dont remember what spawned it, here yall go tho

[rose-n-gunses]

okay here we go hellcheer church camp au

(you might have to get creative with this one)

Omg hi I tooootally didn't forget I had this in my inbox 👀🫢

I did have to do a little research on this one because I've never been to a church camp unless you count a one-day confirmation retreat (which I don't) or actually any kind of overnight summer camp! SO:

Eddie has finally gotten arrested for dealing and, because it's technically his first offense (yeah, he's surprised about that too -- the juvie record got expunged and Hopper's been soft on him since), he's sentenced to however many hours of community service. He was able to choose between picking up roadside trash or serving food to all of the camp groups at Camp North Star. He'd much rather play lunch lady than spend the whole summer out in the hot sun, so he picks the camp.

Chrissy is a counselor for the elementary-age campers. She's not a huge fan of the camp; she thinks the morning and evening worship sessions are a little much and they spend way too much time indoors for being in such a beautiful area, but between her mother and Jason (also a counselor) she doesn't have much of a choice. (It's still better than being home all week.)

Jason is immediately antagonistic once he clocks Eddie in the kitchen the first evening. He throws a tantrum to the adult leaders about how they're allowing Satan's demonic influence into their godly refuge. Chrissy is mortified and on her way through the lunch line she apologizes and tells Eddie that Satan was still an angel at one point. He replies that Chrissy is an angel now and forever and gives her extra mac n cheese.

One afternoon while all of the campers are having their free swim time in the lake, Eddie makes a trip out there to drop off a cooler full of drinks. He overhears Jason bitching at Chrissy about how her bathing suit is "immodest" (and if he glances over to see it so what! She's got more skin covered than Jason does, anyway). Chrissy gets upset and tells Jason she's done with him and she doesn't care if God said she's his future wife, God is telling her that she should put her foot up his ass for being a dick and storms off back to her cabin to change.

That night after dinner and evening worship and cleanup Eddie sneaks across the camp to Chrissy's cabin and knocks on the door. She opens it thinking it's going to be Jason but is pleasantly surprised when it's not. He says he heard that she didn't get to swim earlier and asks if she still wants to. She changes back into her swimsuit and leads him by the hand down to the dock, where he'd already set up a lantern and some now-warm beers. He cannonballs in and she dives in after and they splash around for a little bit before he works up the nerve to say that he also heard that she got told off for her "immodest swimwear" but he thinks it's really cute, actually.

BONUS:

Chrissy says she'll be back in two weeks as a camper for her own session and asks if Eddie will be there. He salutes and says he's there all summer or until someone decides that he's done his penance. When she comes back he always gives her extras of her favorites and if anyone notices her missing from every single evening worship session that week, they don't let on 😉

1 AU, 5 facts

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

I know that people are rarely their best selves at a funeral, but do you ever just watch your family move through the process of mourning the Patriarch and have a sudden and violent and vivid understanding of Why Everyone Is The Way They Are

[justhere4thevibez]

Hi babe! Sorry to hear that you've been feeling down I sooo get that and it sucks ass. Just want to say that I love u and I'm sending hugs and good vibes 🤍🤍

Also (since it's like a million degrees today): what are your thoughts on hellcheer surviving a heatwave together?

thank you my love!!!!!! This brightened my day considerably 🥰🥰🥰

Chrissy lovessssss the heat for the most part. She's always cold, so hot weather suits her fantastically. She also tans really nicely and just loves summer in general.

Eddie on the other hand is a little bitch about the heat 😂 but at the same time he REFUSES to alter his style one bit to accommodate it. Enjoy this tidbit:

"Swear to God, princess, I'm gonna die if you drag me out from this air conditioning," Eddie groaned, swiping at his damp hair.

Even inside, the heat was barely tolerable. But out there in the godawful humidity? He wouldn't stand a snowball's chance in hell.

"Well, if you'd put on shorts for once—"

"Blasphemy!" He clasped his head dramatically. "These thighs have never seen the light of day, and that's the way the good lord intended it."

Chrissy huffed, half-amused and half-annoyed. "You don't seem to mind seeing my thighs..."

"That's because you have the thighs of a goddess," he said, salivating a little at the thought of her soft, strong legs—particularly wrapped around his head where they fucking belonged. "Mine are descended from hellspawn."

"Ridiculous." Chrissy stamped her foot, a determined wrinkle to her brow. "You're coming to the pool with me whether you like it or not!"

"You can't make me."

She smiled coyly and lowered the waistband of her shorts just enough for Eddie to see a flash of hot pink. "I'm wearing my new bikini."

"Yeah?" Eddie straightened, licking his lips. "Heatstroke is an honorable way to die, I suppose." He bowed low over her hand. "After you, milady."

[a-strange-inkling]

Are you still writing?

sadly not at the moment. i have so many unfinished projects that i just haven’t been able to reopen and tackle. i keep trying, but my job and life have taken a lot out of me. also my seasonal sads are closing in a little earlier this year than usual.

i’m not planning on abandoning any work or hellcheer at this time, but i can’t say for sure when i will be updating.

i hope that time and inspiration returns to me soon. i truly do miss it 😢

[cyraclove]

Hellcheer Princess Diaries AU <3

ngl you got my attention w this one. we’re gonna mix it up a lil tho

Chrissy was born and raised as royalty, heir to the throne of her small country. She’s trained her whole life to one day rule as queen.

However, rumors of her mother’s infidelity surface and her father—the king—demands genetic tests for both of his children. The results confirm that his only biological child is Chrissy’s brother.

Despite their best efforts to keep the results under wraps, someone leaks the fact that Chrissy is not of royal blood. It’s a huge scandal, sparking a massive media frenzy.

For her protection, Chrissy is sent to live with her maternal grandparents in Hawkins, Indiana, until her father can sort things out and calm everything down. She’s enrolled in public high school as a ‘normal student’ for the first time in her life.

On her first day, Chrissy is so overwhelmed that she hides in the black box theatre and cries. Eddie finds her there and tells her that she’s welcome at his uncle’s garage anytime—that’s where his band practices after school.

(OOPS A SECRET 6th THING) Chrissy takes Eddie up on his offer and ends up confessing to him who she really is and where she’s from. Eddie offers to show her how fun being ‘normal’ can be to help her fit in better at school.

[hellcheer-heaven]

I like to imagine Eddie and Chrissy watching Jason and Laura being loaded into a police car when their crimes catch up to them. Eddie and Chrissy mockingly wave goodbye as the police car drives away.

Oh absolutely! Just imagine how incredibly satisfying it would have been to see them get hauled off to the police station. Let me see if I can play around with this here.

Once the effects of the special K have worn off, Eddie drops Chrissy off at her house early in the morning. He offers her his number and tells her if she ever needs anything to just call him up. Laura finds the number, calls it, and is livid that she was with “that devil worshiper.” She proceeds to hurt her (verbally and physically) and threatens Chrissy that if she ever sees him again that she’ll be kicked out. Laura calls the Carvers about what happened, demanding to speak to their son as soon as he gets home.

On that same morning, Jason wakes up and notices that one of the basketball players is gone. In his haze, he finds his friend’s twisted body (not Patrick because he deserves to live) in the woods nearby. The police ask Jason questions and he tries his best to answer. That’s when one of the officers brings up Chrissy regarding her connection to the victim and her last known whereabouts. When he gets home, his folks tell him that Mrs. Cunningham wants to speak with him Jason is absolutely furious when she tells him what she discovered.

The murders continue and Jason comes to the conclusion that Eddie is to blame and that he’s forced Chrissy to be a part of his “satanic cult.” She’s been “put under his spell” and is conspiring against him and everyone in Hawkins. So not only does he get his friends and the town on his side, he gets Laura to personally work with him as well.

After everything that happens in season 4, the gang returns to Hawkins and finally those two are arrested. For once in her life, Chrissy feels no guilt or shame. She is free. Eddie stands by her side, offers to hold her hand (which she happily takes) and they wave goodbye to Jason and Laura.

[phantomrose96]

have you seen "does hayward fuck" https://www.tumblr.com/thesiltverses/761882883905454080/does-hayward-fuck-for-all-intents-and-purposes?source=share

sahjbas it IS a good post

[bisexualchrissycunningham]

I don't like the way you cheapen Chrissy by overly sexualising her like she's some kind of sex toy and not a person. Also she's not like that canonically she's more sweet than sexy so get it right

LMAO what a message to receive. Fellas, is it SO WRONG to use a fictional character to imagine healthy empowering ways a teenage girl could experience her sexuality without the exploitation, abuse and muddled "consent" so many actual teenage girls have to experience and internalize and find ways to heal from and unlearn once they grow up and realize just how fucked up it all was???

Also, what in the Madonna/Whore complex is this idea that a girl has to be either sexy OR sweet? You sound like you've got some fucked up ideas about girlhood and women in general to unpack, anon. Get to it.

And another thing.. while I have been known to chafe at the treatment of female characters in fandom, it's important to keep in mind that they are in fact fictional characters, and not people.

My beloved Chrissy Cunningham is not a real person, but a doll I get to play with, even sometimes in ways that make others uncomfortable. It can feel so personal when characters we hold so dear are treated in ways we dislike, but it's everyone's responsibility to deal with that shit themselves, whether by creating their own art or venting to friends, and not do things like send silly messages like this that inadvertently reveal really regressive beliefs about gender that I can laugh at.

[jasontoddsmommyissues]

Eddie Munson likes to do it doggy style. But you didn’t hear it from me.

[nowritingonthewall]

Hey, Chrissie. Love you. You know that. Okay, I heard people were talking shit about my girl Elvira. Story time!! Last year, I went to the BAM opening night party of The Sign in Sidney Brustein’s Window. I met Oscar who was lovely and told him immediately that I was a huge fan of Elvira’s work as an aspiring filmmaker myself. He lit up like a Christmas tree. He said “You should tell her that!!” She was talking to someone and I was like she’s busy and he practically shoved me at her. “She would love to hear it! Go tell her!” I did and she was so sweet. She said I need to make tons of movies so they (she and Oscar) can go see them and was floored when I told her she was an inspiration of mine. So I can tell you straight from the source that couple is madly in love, Oscar supports the shit out of his wife, and most importantly, Elvira is a goddess among mere mortals. To truly be a fan of Oscar’s, you gotta love the amazing artist he is married to and makes his life possible. The end.

OMG Jess, I love you, too 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

You were literally the first person I thought about when it comes to amazing fan experiences with Elvira, but I wasn't sure whether you'd be comfortable with me openly talking about it here.

So thank you so much for sharing your story with us 💜💜💜💜💜

I am not even joking, you all need to read this 🥰

[emchant3d]

💗 for buckingham please!

💗 slow kiss / gentle kiss / inevitable / soft from from this prompt meme !! this one got 18+ so under a read more 💕

Robin's so gentle with her - it takes Chrissy's breath away, how her normally chaotic, mile-a-minute girlfriend can narrow down her focus like this when it’s just them. Her touch is so light, fingertips skating down the insides of Chrissy’s forearms, almost ticklish, just enough to make her squirm with a needy little sound.

“I know, baby,” Robin whispers, voice that perfect amount of raspy to make her thighs twitch. Her knees press into Robin’s sides, and she feels that mouth she loves so much spread into a smile where it’s pressed to her jawline. Robin’s lips move so slowly, trailing up to the sensitive spot behind her ear, teeth nipping.

“Robin,” she breathes, a little needy, and Robin hums absently. “Please, want…” she trails off, not sure what she wants, knows she wants faster and harder and more but also that she loves this torture, spread out with her arms over her head, topless, panties sticking to her core with how much Robin’s worked her up with these barely there teases and touches. It’s agonizing, this amount of care and devotion rained down onto her from Robin’s capable hands, and her breath hitches a little in her chest, just the tiniest little hiccup that has Robin pulling back enough to see her face.

“Oh, gorgeous,” Robin whispers, reaching up to smooth Chrissy’s hair back, and Chrissy leans into the touch until a warm palm cups her cheek, a thumb tracing her cheekbone in a soothing touch. “You’re okay, pretty girl,” she soothes, and Chrissy may not know what she needs but Robin does, and Robin will give it to her - she gently angles Chrissy’s head back, lifting her chin, and kisses her in a soft press of her lips to Chrissy’s trembling mouth. No teeth, no bites, just sweet, parting Chrissy’s lips and sucking at her tongue, soothing her in all the right ways.

“I’ve got you, baby,” Robin whispers when they part, spit-slick and panting, and Chrissy’s eyes are heavy-lidded and her gaze is a little cloudy but she keeps it glued to Robin’s, searches her eyes and finds nothing but care there, nothing but love so deep she thinks she could drown in it.

“Want,” Chrissy whispers, doesn’t finish the thought, and Robin smiles at her. 

“I know,” she says again, and Chrissy nods, because Robin does know, Robin always knows, “I know what you want.” She shifts, a hand slipping between Chrissy’s breasts, skating beneath the left side of her chest to thumb over her nipple, thumbnail teasing and making her whine. “But I also know what you need. You gonna let me give it to you?” 

Chrissy arches up into the touch, blinks and sniffles back a wetness to her eyes she didn’t notice was building, says “please,” soft and sweet and feels her heart skip a beat at the look on Robin’s face.

“There’s my good girl,” she tells her, and then she leans down and presses gentle kisses to her chin, her neck, her throat, down her torso, and Chrissy moans and closes her eyes and lets the inevitable pleasure of Robin’s mouth on her overwhelm her in all the best ways.

[rose-n-gunses]

8, 9, and 23 for hellcheer please 🩷

Absolutely! Thanks for the ask! 🤍

8 - What do they love most about each other? Why?

Things hellcheer love about each other? Uh. Everything. Next question! (Kidding)

Chrissy loves how Eddie is pretty much never afraid to be himself. He doesn't give a shit about what other people think or say about him most of the time. Even before they got together, she always admired his confidence and it inspired her to be a little more confident with herself.

Eddie loves how kind Chrissy is. She treats everyone with the respect they deserve. (Which, in some cases, is none. And he loves just as much, if not more, how much of a capital b Bitch she can be in those situations.) She has seemingly endless patience, which he greatly appreciates, but she also will not stand for anyone's bullshit -- not even his.

9 - What do they dislike most about the other? Why?

Chrissy can get kind of fed up with Eddie's lack of organization. (I mean. You saw how many places he had to look for the special k. The maid took the week off.) She knows it's mostly not his fault but she's so used to her space being nearly pristine that a slight mess in Eddie's room drives her insane. (Don't even get her started on the two-weeks-old pizza box she knows is under his bed.)

Eddie doesn't like how Chrissy never talks about her feelings. He's not always the best at noticing nonverbals or emotional subtext or whatever, so if she says she's fine then he assumes she's fine (and is extremely confused when he comes into the living room half an hour later and finds her crying on the couch). He would much prefer it if she would just come out with it and simply tell him what's wrong so he can fix it for her rather than have her be evasive about it or just hint at something being wrong.

23 - What are the defining characteristics of their relationship?

Undying loyalty and unwavering support! They are 4lifers, ride or dies, soulmates, everything. They will always side with each other and protect each other. They're attuned to each other on some psychic or cosmic level so they always see things about the other that nobody else sees. They seem like opposites but actually have a lot in common, which means they can relate to each other and find comfort and support in that.