#another win for Toph Beifong: Objectively Greatest At Everything

[muffinlance]

Hello, Zuko here, and I had a really nice speech prepared I practiced and everything and I know there's a lot of baggage between us and I would like to sit down and talk it through but IT'S BEEN ON MY HAND THE WHOLE WAY HERE AND ARE THEY VENOMOUS? ... POISONOUS? WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN-- I'm sorry this isn't how I pictured this going and, uh, you probably didn't picture this at all but YOU HAVE TWO PETS AND I HAVE FIVE FINGERS GOING NUMB ARE YOU GOOD WITH ANIMALS? WHAT DO I DO? And, uh, why is your bison opening its--

emotional support frog

who will absolutely eat your hand.

[pococurantesupremediety]

@muffinlance Zuko looks into the great maw approaching him and just yeah this might as well happen today join the Avatar (no one said) get eaten by a bison (this is his life)AU where Zuko just gives up on the floor face down in bison slime while his hand croaks Sokka: ...So can we just... roll him off the edge? Katara: SOKKA NO Aang: Thank you Katara I think we should say least hear him--Katara: He took that badgerfrog hostage! We need to get it off first Sokka: You're right we shouldn't waste good meat And then everyone was shouting at everyone else and Momo was styling Zuko's bison-spit hair and Toph brings over rice-corn from their supplies and pokes at Slumpy's non-badgered hand until he heats it enough to make her some popcor Toph: I've met you three times and I'm going to be honest here You kind of suck at life Zuko: *groans bubbles into bison-spit puddle*Toph: That's rough buddyAnd then she offers both him and his badgerfrog popcornWhich gets the frog off his hand and the Fire Prince off their floor another win for Toph Beifong: Objectively Greatest At Everything Reblog Fanart but not for me avatar the last airbender atla

emotional support frog

who will absolutely eat your hand.

[esmeralda-anistasia]

#Zuko looks into the great maw approaching him and just#yeah this might as well happen today#join the Avatar (no one said) get eaten by a bison (this is his life)#AU where Zuko just gives up on the floor#face down in bison slime#while his hand croaks#Sokka: ...So can we just... roll him off the edge?#Katara: SOKKA NO#Aang: Thank you Katara I think we should say least hear him--#Katara: He took that badgerfrog hostage! We need to get it off first#Sokka: You're right we shouldn't waste good meat#And then everyone was shouting at everyone else and Momo was styling Zuko's bison-spit hair#and Toph brings over rice-corn from their supplies and pokes at Slumpy's non-badgered hand until he heats it enough to make her popcorn#Toph: I've met you three times and I'm going to be honest here#You kind of suck at life#Zuko: *groans bubbles into bison-spit puddle*#Toph: That's rough buddy#And then she offers both him and his badgerfrog popcorn#Which gets the frog off his hand and the Fire Prince off their floor#another win for Toph Beifong: Objectively Greatest At Everything

emotional support frog

who will absolutely eat your hand.