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Job interviewer: So tell me, where do you hope to see yourself in five years' time?

Me, looking up the company's CEO on my phone and mentally comparing her net worth to the salary estimate I was just given: You know that one painting of the nameless Bolshevik soldier standing in the throne room of the Winter Palace

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Nosy ass plant

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Lace Agate

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they should let me design tshirts

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horror movies are so much scarier when the actors look like an average sampling of the human population. and the house is a little messy

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candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

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Rapunzel ☆

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thinking about creatures.

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big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

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Since everyone else is doing these rn, you should see how many of my favorite movies you've seen :)

How many of these movies you've seen isn't indicative of anything about you other than we should have a movie night :3c

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Ahiahi

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hello everyone! today, Pangur went to the vet to have her (benign! hooray!) tumour checked out.

money is tight right now, so I'm holding a sale to help offset the visit. for the next 24 hours, the code 'lump' will get you 25% off everything at greerstothers.shop

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everytime i see Orihime and Ulquiorra I'm like "damn. that's my ocs tho???"

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im making Olivia into a single mom btw