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That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
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Danny: You want me to what?
Tim: Give this letter to Batman for me.
Danny: Why?
Tim: I need to tell him something, but I can't give him the option of capturing me.
Danny: But he can catch me?
Tim: He doesn't want you.
Danny: Damn, alright.
Tim: No, sorry, I mean - look, just give him the letter and don't tell him anything about me. Here is 10k in cash. Can you do it?
Danny: For 10K? Yeah, okay.
Ten hours later
Danny: LET ME OUT
Bruce: It's okay, son. We're going to help you get your memories back.
Danny rattling the bars: I'm not Tim Drake. He just hired me to give you the letter!
Bruce: A letter claiming Tim Drake was tired of his life with us and that he was going to become a regular citizen, so don't look for him? Your only involvement with the letter and him is that he paid you to delivery it?
Danny: YES!
Bruce: And the fact you both look exactly alike has nothing to do with this?
Danny: I don't question it. You start questioning stuff and bad things happen to you
Bruce: Bad things like memory loss.
Danny: IM NOT TIM DRAKE. LET ME OUT.
Bruce: Until we know what they did to easrse your memories I'm afraid your going to remain in containment.
Danny: WHY!? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
Bruce: You stabbed Jason
Danny: No, he rudely walked into my knife
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there are calcified layers of shame in my soul that you could carbon date like rock strata
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She always looks like she just got done with an hour long crying session
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oh man…….Belphie got a little bit too curious about Pangur hacking up a hairball, and…….right on top of him. right into his tiny kitten face.
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A bard masquerading as a skilled archer and his friend:
a rogue who sneaks around stabbing people with arrows
everyone just thinks he never misses
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Unimaginable gore and war zone violence do nothing to make you blush, but you let one pretty person kiss your hand…
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"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm
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#its always nosferatu pussy indulgence hours up in this bitch of an earth (via heedra)
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hell. your professors are from hell.
i’m so tired of professors wanting to know my thoughtssssss i already did the assignment AND discussed it in class why do i also have to write a 500 word reflection byeeee
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I did this drawing for the #CherriDTIYSnail thing Hope all yall enjoy it as much as I enjoyed drawing this. @cherrifire
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I took these so long ago but they’re still the best pictures of her
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