#another trevor coded thing my dad once said. ‘i love gay bars! they have the best drugs!’
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every once in a while i realise just how much trevor and my dad have in common and that Does Not Fill Me With Joy
#luckily it’s not like. personality stuff. my dad isn’t evil. it’s mostly random trivia#born 1965 (if trevor’s rip michael tattoo can be believed and they’re the same age)#lives in a trailer. has split fingernails. similar nose and voice. history of addiction. bisexual but prefers not label self#has been to prison. has possibly eaten human flesh? (dad lore is WILD.)#has been responsible for death via drug overdose? i heard a rumour.#once we were walking past a police officer with his back turned and my dad turned to me#and said ‘i just got overcome with the urge to slap his ass’#feels very trevor.#umm. loud attention seeking behaviour. has family who work at a carnival#another trevor coded thing my dad once said. ‘i love gay bars! they have the best drugs!’#anyway i can hear you all clamouring and cheering and don’t worry. my dad is in fact single.#please shoot your shot i earnestly think having his first boyfriend at the age of 60 would fix him#he still has all his hair!#i’m going to hell for posting this#discord liked this one so i’m posting it.#ANOTHER trevor coded dad quote: ‘there’s nothing quite like an armed robbery. it’s almost sexual’#chatter
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