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nasuversekinkmeme · 1 year ago

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Weekly Roundup: Prompts (May 17-May 24)

Kara no Kyoukai

Smut, Can I get Mikiya being pegged? The whodunit doesn’t matter.

A whodunit on who pegged Mikiya

I would like Mikiya to have a moment where he sees another guy of your choice and realizing that oh, okay maybe my bisexuality isn't just with Shiki. Men are hot. Oh fu-

Tsukihime

Something with Hisui getting chained up

El-Melloi's Case Files

It turns out Gray’s dislike being seen as a pretty girl and constant dysphoria ends up being a mundane gender thing just as much as a ‘my physical appearance and identity have been slowly and painfully overwritten by a long-dead woman’s by the hands of fundamentalists’ thing. Ideally, additionally include Waver and Reines being supportive and going out of their way to help find means to present more masculine even with the unique issues of a magically 'frozen’ body.

Fate/Apocrypha

humbly asking for content specifically about Astolfo & the moon. thinking about it, telling others about it, being scared by the memory of it, w/e. would be very interested in something with BB specifically, but i really just want more content of my favorite paladin. thanks!

Fate/Zero

Saber alter in fate zero, what will she do?

Fate/Stay Night

Smut, medusa try's to get some mana from issei by using the dream illusions of the 2 woman demolition derby that is rin & luvia as a way to get what she needs , that plan obviously doesn't work. but after some trial & error ,medusa finds out that issei is down bad for shirou. cue the wet dream featuring issei getting tag teamed by 2 shirous (exact scenario of the dream is up to whoever fills this) after issei wakes up in the morning with morning wood & hella strong post nut clarity , he decides to call shirou.

Smut, noncon, let shinji do some time in the worm pit. god bless

Smut, I come humbly requesting for Saber/Guinevere sex. Specifically I want them to have the worst sex known to man. When Saber was given a dick to conceive a king they probably went at it like rabbits, but frankly I can't imagine either of them being happy with this. Even if they wanted it to happen it probably wasn't like this. So that's what I'm asking for! Everyone having a bad time having incredibly clinical and repressed sex.

Smut, Artoria and Iri bang except Iriviel is currently in Holy Grail form so it's more like Artoria trying to do passionate erotic acts with a cup. Iri is still completely conscious and appriciates the effort.

Sakura , rin & luvia are locked in chastity belts , and unfortunately for them , shirou has the only key. and to make matters worse shirou & artoria are out of town & won't be back for 3 months!

FGO

Nobunaga’s hat is precious to her. The moment she loses her hat, she acts as if she outright died. it’s up to Nobukatsu, okita, and mysterious Ranmaru x to find her hat before things go out of control!

Hokusai and Bakin’s body-sharing with their daughters becomes really awkward and unfortunate for them when said daughters begin a relationship in spite of their protests

castoria, chen gong, and mephistopheles face an impossible challenge: solving a problem without blowing anything or anyone up

Gudako/Gudao (doesn’t matter who) is thrown into a singularity that is basically finding out ‘whodunnit’, but with a twist: the singularity will reset whenever the ‘culprit’ is found and keeps going until the true culprit is caught.

Smut, Castoria and Sieg having fun away from Gudako following a tiring farming session. Spoilers: they fuck.

gawd dayum kipposhi got hips… anyways he and okita fuck. In Okita’s defense, kipposhi got the Rama specialty hips

the crypters attempt to summon something at 3 AM. ENDS HORRIBLY WRONG, SUMMONED DEMONS AND ALMOST DIED (and we killed lancer)

Ritsuka and Angra spend time together and they talk about their similarities. Angra being the host of all the hatred and curses of humanity, while Ritsuka carries on the despair and death he brought on to the lostbelts

Unsanitary, kagetora and nobu fighting… WITH THEIR NATURAL WEAKNESS! Is the somehow useable toilet mighty, or is Mitsuhide mightier than a toilet?

Castoria’s need enrichment. Be sure to put yours in a Houdini like trap at least once a week. Locks are mandatory!

Hijikata and Okita getting stuck in an unknown place In order to leave, one must sacrifice their life for the other to escape. With only 3 days to decide and a very annoying Gudako, what’s the worst that can happen?

Dubcon, Carmilla doing bdsm torture on a female servant until she loses her mind. Dubcon, but eventually she will come back for more

Muramasa confronts EMIYA on why he hates him so much, and we see emiya just fucking trauma dumping about everything he passed through and how Muramasa gives him PTSD

Alternate ending to Salem where Ritsuka tells Abigail to live as a normal child, instead of becoming a servant

mash uses one of those ancestry dna test kits , & when the results arrive , it turns out that mash has a sibling that was summoned to chaldea , it's Kiritsugu Emiya.

Smut, futa koyan twins get gudao pregnant so dobryna will get off their asses about grandchildren.

Smut, based off that one post, I'm surprised no-one had Bedivere getting dicked down by Xiang Yu while Yu Mei-Ren coaches him through it, maybe even give him some extra stimulation

Smut, Kiara and Hans have lovey-hatey sex, they love each other but they can't stop fighting because that's how they show love

Smut, Kintoki heroically protects master from attempts on their virtue by ibuki douji by fucking them himself. This may or may not fail spectacularly and end with ibuki getting in on it anyways. But kintoki still punched the boss's v card.

gudako becoming a ceo and joining the kengan association after retiring as master, not because they need money or have any interest in running a business/fight ring but because the kengan tournaments are the only place they can find dick from insane men who love to beat the shit out of each other close the level of what they had at chaldea

if beryl's so damn obsessed with mash , why not turn him into a mash clone? it's the author's choice on how he's transformed .

Saber & foreigner molay meet via a crash into hello , accidentally knocking each other's glasses off in the scuffle. turns out the reason why molay never takes off her glasses is not because of something lewd , it's because she's practically blind without 'em & so is saber molay . Saber & foreigner molay put on each others glasses by accident, after 2-3 minutes off feeling around for their glassess

Any Fandom

Something to do with drowning. Doesn’t necessarily have to be water. Could be blood, could be someone’s liquified stuff, could be Meltryllis’s body, could be drowning with your head deep in someone’s bloody guts chewing on their intestines. Just something that involves suffocation from too much stuff.

Crossover

It's already rerun time and I still have yet to see someone draw second ascension Summer Kiara interacting with Poison Final Fight, which makes me sad because that'd be hot. Ideally hot AND funny.

#weekly roundup

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toukatan · 3 years ago

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You read every gojohime fic???? That's amazing!!! What are your favourites?

hello anonie! i guess i can say i’ve read at least a good 80% of all the fics, at least. probably. most likely because the fic tag at the start of the year was tiny and now the community’s grown so much there’s almost 600 of them. that’s insane to me. like hello?

i have a lotta fics that come to mind, that i should honestly make a master post on because i love them all. so here are a few many that came to mind immediately as i typed this up.

gojohime fic recommendations!

multichapter

limitations by ohmytheon

“Parenthood chooses you," her mother used to tell her, but Utahime never understood that saying more than the moment she realized she was pregnant with Gojo Satoru's child. They were never meant to be something serious - never meant to be more than they were - and yet they both suddenly find themselves in a world that doesn't care about their desires - and that brings them closer in a way that no one else can understand. It won't be easy and it won't be kind to either of them, but it appears as if the universe has other plans for them

no one is what they were before by ohmytheon

The world broke when Gojo Satoru turned on jujutsu society. It's not the hopeful place it was before, but Utahime has never been one to give up. Until she's placed in a dangerous position directly in his path, and she finds herself trapped in a web that doesn't seem intent on ever letting her go.

and touch me like you never by ohmytheon

In public, Gojo is a special grade bastard, especially to Utahime, and has been all their lives. He knows exactly what insults to throw and what buttons to push to drive her up a wall. In private, however, he's got quite a few other things to tell and show her, which only makes things more confusing. It would be easier if she could avoid him entirely, but for some reason, he won't let her go entirely.

gravity by aerfei

This is Utahime, fierce and indomitable, and this is Satoru, who despite holding the world’s regard, still craves something that Utahime has had all her life. Coming together is sometimes an act of desperation, and sometimes a deliberate choice. Or: An Iori Utahime character study, through the lens of her relationship with Gojo Satoru, starting from the beginning and ending at the Goodwill Event arc. Manga spoilers and (at least 95%) canon-compliant through (at least) chapter 135.

count every single leaf in autumn by florieneofthesea

“I told my family we’re dating.” Utahime’s hand hovers over the door. “What?!” (or: Gojo tells his family that he's dating Utahime to get them off his back, so of course they invite her to the dreaded family dinner™)

favourite colour by otherthingsonhold

At 28, Satoru Gojo's responsibilities only start to multiply. With his clan looking to him to lead the family, and the balance of the universe in his hands, Gojo isn't thinking of much else. But when his mother brings something to his attention, the only thing Gojo can do is follow through. But how is Utahime Iori part of all of this?

gojo catoru by ashittywriter

Utahime is tasked to catsit a suspiciously large Persian dollface cat with pristine white hair, the most boop-able nose, and to top it off the cutest cerulean eyes. Too bad the cat also happens to be her idiotic colleague Gojo Satoru.

at the tail-end of spring by florieneofthesea

Utahime doesn't expect to remember her ex's number off by heart but it comes in handy when she's a little less than sober outside a club in a city she's not familiar with and her battery on three percent. She just wishes things turned out differently for them. (Or, post-break up exploration where outer forces refuse to let them have their happy ending.)

a second chance by onewordmore

In another world, it wasn't Geto who sneered down at humanity, regarding them to be worthless monkeys that deserved to die. In another world, it wasn't Geto who openly defied the Jujutsu Council and brought down terror and fear to all. In another world, it wasn't just Amanai Riko who died that day, amidst the cheers and delighted cries of the insane. And Utahime was going to learn, first hand, the consequences of her own death.

from you to me by onewordmore

A drabble series regarding Gojo and Utahime. From fluff to smut to angst to love. This is going to have it all.

oneshots

oceansize by aerfei

The marriage is arranged by their families, small clans both, with all their hopes and traditions laid gently upon the shoulders of their only heirs -- and yet, this distance is impassable.

under the cover of darkness by ohmytheon

It takes a little alcohol, early morning hours, and a game of truth or dare for Gojo and Utahime to admit some difficult truths to each other.

risk/reward by ohmytheon

No punishment had ever been more effective in making Gojo do his actual job than receiving praise from his secretary - or more grueling than when Utahime withheld it.

like a good roommate by ohmytheon

Utahime has a problem: her bed wasn't delivered to the new apartment. Her ridiculous roommate, Gojo, has a solution - but he's kind of panicking on the inside.

aware of us by halspur

“We did alright, didn’t we?” Gojo put his phone down after taking several dozen photos of Tsumiki walking across the stage, his eyes soft. “I mean, we were just kids, too.”

love song by halspur

“Because you’re weak.” Gojo said, muffled into the thin skin of her throat. “I can’t leave you alone.”

tear you apart by halspur

“I don’t want to be mean to you,” Utahime’s cheek was pressed into his spine, her voice muffled. “I like you.”

cuddles are for clean boyfriends by just_trying_my_best_everyday

Utahime finds Gojo Satoru sitting right behind the door, blindfold hanging on his neck, completely soaked in blood and petting her cat with both hands. And he stinks.

honey by florieneofthesea

Gojo Satoru experiences love a decade before he fully realises it.

roots by florieneofthesea

At the start of winter, Utahime starts to cough up blood. She thinks maybe its just the lingering damage from her last mission, but the coughing persists and it starts to scratch her throat, and itch at her lungs and when she finally makes the trip to Tokyo to ask Shoko for her help, she doesn't even get the first word out. Shoko welcomes her at the entrance to Tokyo Metropolitan Technical School and Utahime hacks up a single, pale blue petal, smattered with blood. She stares down at the flora on the ground and wonders if she's been cursed. Utahime looks up, and Shoko's eyes are wide.

to have and to hold by ashittywriter

“M’sorry," Gojo said his voice slurring at the end. "But please go away, I have a girlfriend." Utahime blinked in confusion. What the fuck?

souvenir by PrettyKittyLuvsU

“Aha!” Gojo tugged something out of his pocket, his long fingers curled around it as he held his hand behind his back. His other hand waved before him, a cheeky grin splitting his lips. “Ora, ora! Hold out your hand.” Utahime stared flatly. “Ora, ora!” Gojo persisted, continuing to wave his hand as he grinned. “Hold out your hand already!” Utahime scowled at the hand swaying infront of her face. She had half a mind to slap the man instead, but her students were closely watching. Even Gojo’s students, the second years mainly—for Sukuna’s vessel was apologizing profusely as the brown haired girl continued kicking him while the quiet one made no effort to stop her— looked in fascination at whatever ridiculous souvenir Gojo wanted to hand her. Utahime slowly lifted her arm, already planning on throwing the thing back in Gojo’s annoying face. Gojo gets Utahime a very special kind of souvenir. Set during the start of the Goodwill arc.

dayum this exposes me huh? i do be reading a lot but what can i say i love to see it. all these fics are amazing, to the writers y’all are doing fantastically like my goodness you be really putting ya girl in a loop with some of these fics with your plot-lines and doing it flawlessly. can’t thank them enough for them, their hard work and time!

be sure to show the writers some love and support with comments, bookmarks and fight that dayum kudos button when it smiles at you because lemme leave more—

i think they’d really really appreciate it when they hear the bing and be sure to check out all of their stories including the ones in the pairing tag! happy readings 😙✨

#there’s so much more. i gotta make a master post but yeah send your love to the writers #they’re amazing and deserve all the love and support #🤍💫✨#gojohime #fic rec #anon #asks #replies #nitatalks

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littlespaceporgs · 4 years ago

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The Clone Wars Reacts - Part 5

Or Leah loses her shit at Jar Jar, thirsts for Aayla Secura for an episode and a half, and then swoons for Riyo Chuchi.

Welcome once more to the Reacts series! I’m a busy woman for now but I am setting up a schedule for this series which will be

Today we’re covering episodes 12, 13, 14 and BONUS! 15. This is because I got super bored during episode 14 and basically didnt write anything so, here you go! As per usual, major spoiler alert for season 1 of the clone wars! If you haven’t read the previous parts to this series, I suggest you do so that you can follow along!

Part 1 - Episodes 1 and 2 Part 2 - Episodes 3, 4 and 5 Part 3 - Episodes 6, 7 and 8 Part 4 - Episodes 9, 10 and 11

Tags (if you want to join, my taglist can be found on my page!): @likeshootingstarsinthenightsky @girlvader @simping-for-fives @littlevodika @hounding-around @pro-fangirls-unsocial-life @onabouteverything @acciokenobi @catsnkooks @captainrexstan @roseofalderaan @fractiouskat

We’re well past the half-way point, so there is 2 parts left of season 1, and then onto season 2! So lets get into it!

Episode 12: The Gungan General

> heheheheheheheh jar jar I am KEEN

> I get hondo and jar jar in one episode

>> this’ll be funny

>>> actually no scratch that, this is gonna be hilarious

> oh and they woke up in a cell this will be fun

> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AND THEYRE BOUND TO DOOKU

> DISASTER I TELL YOU

> “if I keep my mouth shut you’ll devise a plan so get off the god forsaken planet?” “YES”

> this dude seems traitorous as fuck (im referring to one of the pirates, not dooku shockingly)

> I wish Ahsoka and Yoda were in this too, I want more disaster lineage

> ah he is indeed a traitor

> “HEIDY HO CHANCELLOR”

> JAR JAR WHOO

> “stop messing around, we’re landing. Secure yourself” “MESA TRYING ITS STUCK”

> promptly followed by jar jar falling everywhere

> oh and now he’s in the cockpit

> oh shit that senator guy is definitely dead right?

> “do control tour protégées insolence” “anakin, control your insolence, the count is concentrating”

> “do we know where we’re going?” “Ssh anakin” “DO we know where we’re going?”

> is it safe? Of course it i- riiiiiight

>> I forgot this was the clone wars for a second, this is gold

> FRIENDS DONT DRUG FRIENDS HONDO

> y’know, dooku’s quite amusing when he’s not trying to kill my favourite characters

> “are you now in command” “uh no, binks is the highest ranking” ooooohhhh boy

> ooooooohhhh and some mind tricks too, nice

> I hate to say this, but jar jar is actually smart

> holy shit

> beasties are nearby too, we’ll be fine. they run, we run

>> Dayum jar jar actually making good decisions?

> I present a real and accurate image of my reaction to this statement

> Mesa be having an idea oooohhh booooyyy

> obi wan that is no way to speak to your grandmaster

> be patient master the count is elderly and doesn’t move like he used to

> I would kill you both now if I didn’t have to drag your bodies

>> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is the only reaction I’ll accept

> then falling all over each other is the only thing I’ve ever needed to see

> “ this is not going well” no shit

> my question is why did obi wan not drop Dooku?? Does he actually still care about this man?

> you’re right, I don’t think youre going to be friends 🤦‍♀️😂

> sneaky lying snake

> bruh they don’t even know you’ve got the Jedi captive??????????

>> so how does that work you dumbass

> no shit, you will look like fools obi wan

> “there be some bombad clankers” 😂😂

>> “huh YOURE right, bombad clankers” I love the shock

> YOURE RIGHT HE IS SMARTER THAN HE LOOKS, GIVE JARJAR SOME CREDIT

> oh boy anakin, just keep your mouth shut genius

> man electrocution doesn’t look like fun

> HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

> The next few lines of confused joy are me reacting to jar jar somehow single handedly taking out 3 tanks

> what the fuck

> JarJar I I’m what-

> JUST DID A GOOD THING, I DONT REGERT THIS THING AT ALLLLLLLL

> fuckin JarJar was great

> “KILL HIM HES NOT A REPRESENTATIVE, HES A PLAGUE” I’m ded 💀😢💀

> serves you right you snake, now dooku gonna choke your ass

> oooohhhhh that’s how these two twits (hondo and obi-wan) became friends

> “and... he knows where you live” Oof the subtle threat is real

> hem I love obi wan very much and his sarcasm

Episode 13: Jedi crash

> I JUST SAW AAYLA I AM EXCITED I AM ALSO ATTRACTED TO HER VERY MUCH

> SHES HOT

> I LOVE HER

> AND HER VOICE JUST MAKES ME ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

> I wish I was bly, not gonna lie

> I have a quick question - the 501st colour is blue right? Then why do they have a gold squad, doesn’t the extra colours just confuse things?

> I love seeing anakin and Ahsoka in action coolest thing to watch

> And anakin

>> I am also quite attracted to him

>>> imagine dragging your hands through that hair as he- wait no I have minors in my followers not gonna finish that

> Uh oh

>> Oh anakin you twit

>>> HE LOCKED HOMSELF IN WITH AN EXPLOSION JDGKJDJFKFKFKFKFF

> HES INSANE

> Are all Jedi so reckless? Just the good ones - love this by the way

> Oooohh shit for a STAR

> I mean like? I know anakin doesn’t die, but this shit is concerning

> Perfected the art of destroying ships and getting master almost killed? Sounds familiar

> I hate it when they just call them “padawan “ it just feels very impersonal like bleh

> Like I love aayla but god the Jedi preach some bullshit

>> God forbid someone raises a child and gets attached to it

>>> Like for fucks sake

>>>> Can you tell this is something I’m passionate about?

> Anyway, moving on

> Oh hi anakin! You’re alive!

> That bird lookin thing is tryna eat my boy 😤

> Oop - well that dudes dead

> Aawwwwwww aayla looks so sad, this makes me sad too

> Can we just appreciate this?

> Well these little critters are cute

> Ooooohhh I think I agree with this little dude

> You can skip the paragraph if you like, its just me going off about ‘peacekeeping’

> Alright gonna get mildly into it for a second, the clone wars really gets into it with episodes like this, displaying how the entire galaxy was starting to lose faith in the Jedi and their peacekeeping ways, in the movies we just got that people just started hating the Jedi because they became part of the war, but this really fleshes it out and shows just how slowly and gradually the loss of faith is. Because he’s right, the Jedi aren’t peacekeepers anymore, they bring as much destruction with them that the separatists do and have become symbols of war. They’re fighting for a good reason yes, but they can no longer claim that they are peacekeepers or that they played no role in this war.

> ANYWAY BACK TO REACTS

> AH MY TWO FAVOURITE WOMEN AND A PRETTY BACKGROUND AGAIN!! They really do be doing me a great service

Part 14: Defenders of Peace

> I’m really not into this episode, just saying it now

> Anakins just as bad as obi wan, like honestly just chill bro, fucking REST

>> MY BOYS DESERVE SOME GODDAMN REST AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL OK-

> Okay but is it taking a life if it’s a droid?

> Ugh this dudes ugly as fuck

> What did you think was gonna happen?? Of course your village was going to be ransacked

> I could go on forever about the pointlessness of this war like it just makes me mad palpatine you slimy git-

> My reacts this episode are really boring huh, I’m not into it 😭

*fully I didn’t write anything for about 10 minutes here because it’s just a little boring*

> HOLY SHIT NOW THATS A FUCKING WEAPON

> Yep sorry that’s it for this ep, I’m so bored 😂

>> Anyway, bonus episode because that one was short!

Part 15: Trespass

> YES OBIWAN WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

> AND IS THAT RIYO CHUCHI I SPY?????

> Hahahahahahahhahahaha it’s not tatooine, you got that right

> Oh god this dude already sounds like a dick (its the chancellor dude but not palpatine)

> Why’s he so defensive over it?

> Oh yikes, that does not look good

> Seppies don’t do that though - this is... odd

> Ah and the same thing has been done to the droids

> Off topic, but I think I’m going to make a clone wars drinking game that I can do while I do my reacts, so I’m going to make that this week, send me your ideas in the comments or dm me!

> Back to ep - pfffffffttt obi wans little taps and then anakin really goes WHACK

> Anyway I’m going to do this in the next couple days and then every Friday night I’ll watch a few eps and drink away

> Alright back to the episode once more

> Abominable snowman????

>> Definitely

> This is gonna go well isn’t it?

> “Well? Say something”

>> “Just shut up” *visible eye roll*

> What the fuck is their mouth

> Okay really obi wan, I think it’s pretty clear they don’t speak basic

> YEEEEEEAAAHHH THATS MY BOI ANAKIN

> Awwwwwwww that shits cute, fucking bear huugggg I want to be hugged like that

> I’m not fussed if it’s anakin, obi wan or kit fisto but please someone love me

>> Preferably kit fisto

> Anyway this dudes a dick (again, its the chancellor dude)

> They obviously have intelligence, and this dude has issues

>> I’m thinking he’s trying to compensate for something 👀

> Oof you really gonna tell a Jedi what to do?

> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA the other people’s were there already

> Ugh he reminds me of my very racist grandparents oh boy

> You’ve been told like 4 times that it is not your jurisdiction anymore and you still can’t take it?

>> BRUH

> She’s so tiny and adorable and her voice is just 🥰🥰🥰🥰

>> Oh no

>>> I’m simping for another character

> Surely this guy dies

> HAHAHAHAHAH HE JUST GOT SPEARED SERVES YOU RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER

> What a dick, he shall not be missed

> She’s just, so pretty??? And smart????

>> FUCK MY BISEXUAL ASS CANT HANDLE THIS

> he’s seriously not dead yet?

> AAAHH RIYO YOU SMART GIRL YEEEEESSSS NEGOTIATE THAT PEEEEAAACCEEEE

> THATS MY GIRL SENATOR CHUCHI YEEEESSS

Welp that’s it for today folks, it was lovely, see y’all at some point this week where I say the drinking game rules and then next drunken Friday (even though these are gonna be released on saturdays but I write them on fridays?)

#the clone wars #tcw #the clone wars reacts #reacts series #star wars ahsoka #anakin skywalker #ahsoka tano #obi wan kenobi #kit fisto #riyo chuchi #jar jar binks #basically a leah simp fest #fucking sigh #it took one (1) ep for me to simp

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diamondacequeen · 8 years ago

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some SHINee Qs~

yes hello i was tagged by @cafehell one of my Fave Babes to do the thing and i’m honestly flattered as fuck because i am Unworthy to contemplate the Greatness that is SHINee in my current state but i shall do my best to persevere (also this is gonna be long as fuck cause when was the last time i talked about my SHINee journey? lmao)

01: How did you get into SHINee?

oh my god okay so i had so many chances! first was probs 2011 or so… there was a girl in a grade under me in uni who had a picture of SHINee on her door and i stood there and talked so much shit about how fucking fine they were and she came out and told me about them and i said i’d look into them and i never did (thanks, Past Me)… and then in late 2012 i was watching Boys Over Flowers but i hated stand by me so i didn’t look into SHINee’s other shit (even though i looked into the other groups featured on the OST) SO I MISSED DREAM GIRL!! i Officially fell into the hole at the end of 2013 (literally, like the last few days of December that year lol). my sister was watching Taemin’s WGM and i looked at him and forgot myself and asked who he was and how i could get more of him and then it was the ep that Minkey came to visit and i fell in love with them too and she told me they were also in the group and i was p much hooked because BABES?! all in one place like that? Sign Me the Fuck Up. so i listened to a couple songs and watched some videos and i lived a wonderful SHINee Ass Life for a good while.

td;lr- i took a good look at Lee Taemin and lost my shit lmfao

02: Your favorite member in SHINee is? Lee Taemin! (but also Choi Minho? he’s really special to me.)

03: Bias wrecker anyone?

in order over the years: Minho, Key, Minho, Jinki, Jonghyun, Kibaem, Minho

04: Your favorite SHINee OTP (if you have one)

J O N G T A E FUCKING FIGHT ME IF YOU WANT TO I’LL FUCKING FIGHT FOR THESE NERDS JUST FUCKING TRY ME but also Onkey and Onho lol

05: Is there a SHINee ship you don’t like?

lmfao there’s a couple. at first i wasn’t gonna say but fuck it. jongkey. 2min. and there’s a Very Specific way i don’t like them. otherwise they’re honestly fine. it’s mostly some Old School shippers who ruined it for me… whoops

06: The SHINee member you think is most easily shipped

while Kim Jonghyun is hands down SHINee’s Girlfriend, i honestly ship Jinki with everybody most readily…

07: Your favorite Korean song by SHINee

PRISM

(but let’s not forget [in album-ish order]: replay; love like oxygen; graze; talk to me; juliette; señorita; romeo + juliette; year of us; up & down; lucifer; love still goes on; hello; spoiler; DREAM GIRL (oh my god); girls, girls, girls; orgel; excuse me miss; EVIL; CLOSE THE DOOR; ODD EYE; love sick; ROMANCE; trigger; black hole; married to the music; CHOCOLATE; DON’T STOP; SHIFT; U NEED ME

08: Your favorite Japanese song by SHINee

your number. i honestly haven’t listened to their japanese music as much as i’ve wanted to. cause they’ve got some bops from a long time ago and i can’t remember the names rn :/

09: Favorite album

1 OF 1 OH MY GOD HAVE YOU LISTENED TO PRISM OR NAH?!

(and then we have Odd, Married to the Music, and Misconceptions of Us [that fucking album spoke my Soul])

10: Your favorite live performance

EVIL ANY PERFORMANCE OF EVIL oh but also that very first perfomance of Love Sick ripped me to bits so that too lol

11: First SHINee MV you saw

i’m pretty sure it was Dream Girl. either that or Everybody… i honestly can’t remember omg lol but it was one of those two. either way Dream Girl stuck with me the most.

12: Your first impression of SHINee

DAYUM THEY FINE (lmfao)

13: Is there a SHINee member that recently impressed you?

recently? my sweet mingus… he grabbed Kim Taehyung’s ass for all to see and lbr i was more than Impressed but *sigh* yeah lol Choi Minho

14: The SHINee member you think has changed the most over the years

mm… i wanna say Jinki but i don’t think that’s true… maybe Taebaby? since he literally Grew Up doing this? yeah, i’ll say Taemin.

15: The SHINee member you think has changed the least

again i wanna say Jinki for some reason lmao but maybe? i think i’ll stick with Jinki for this one.

16: Your favourite SHINee MV

Dream Girl. always and forever.

(but also Lucifer cause them damn fucking extensions they put in Taemin’s hair set me Aflame to this motherfucking day)

17: Your favourite SHINee lyric

Minho’s whisper of “my dear” at the end of Don’t Stop was the first thing i thought of for some reason? lmfao

but for real “you wanna be my lady? how’d you like that, baby?” (and honestly Chocolate as a whole) “my eyes were looking for you… so i found you” and some others but those three are what’s swirling in my head rn lol

18: The SHINee member you think has the best face

Lee Taemin.

(also ming ming, kibaem, jinki hyung, and jonghyunie)

19: The SHINee member you think has the best body

the best body? i mean… i don’t really think about their bodies lol. Taemin? Jinki? mmmm… damn. yeah between those two.

20: The SHINee member you think has the best personality

they all have SHINing personalities… i’m between On2min for this one tho… so take your pick from there lol

21: A SHINee picture that makes you smile

22: A SHINee picture that makes you nostalgic

23: Your favourite quote by someone in SHINee

“my hair is precious!” -jonghyunie

“baby, baby, breathe” -kibaem

“who didn’t give you enough rice?” -ming ming

a lot of things Lee Taemin has said lol; any time Minho goes off on somebody lmfao

24: A picture of your bias with someone else you like in another group

(HOOOOOOO BOY DO YOU KNOW HOW I SCREAMED)

25: Have you seen SHINee live?

THEY PERFORMED AND LAUGHED AND TALKED IN FRONT OF MY FACE ON MAY 8, 2016 A MOST GLORIOUS DAY INDEED

26: Do you have a favourite variety show moment?

like i said, any time Minho has gone off on somebody lmfao but they’re hilarious on weekly idol. never a dull moment when they do that one… alSO THAT PART IN HELLO BABY WHEN JONGTAE WERE CUDDLING WHILE YOOGEUN WAS TRYING TO WAKE THEM UP OH MY GOD MY OTP TRASH HEART AND ALSO THAT VERY QUESTIONABLE MOMENT WHEN JINKI WAS TICKLING KIBAEM WHY DO THIS TO ME OLD MAN (were those really Variety Show moments? debatable but whatever those are my Fuel)

27: How would you describe SHINee in three words?

Odd. Queer. Influential.

(i honestly can’t think of a word to describe just how Held i feel by them? i feel like they’ve carried me through something Important and i can’t put that into just one word [or three], but i can try. SHINee is Everlasting.)

28: Which SHINee video would you show to someone who has never heard of them before?

lucifer. gotta weed out the Unworthy ones right from the jump lmfao.

nah for real, it actually depends on the person i’m showing the video to. my instinct is to say Dream Girl tho cause that’s the video that got me.

29. Is there a memory in connection to SHINee that you will always treasure? there are actually a few. the Best One tho has to be when i met my loves in May. i can’t explain the joy i felt seeing them so Over the Moon about seeing SHINee and i’m beyond blessed to have experienced that joy with them. we got to hold each other and cry and laugh and just be in each other’s presence and that’s something i think about often.

30: If you could tell SHINee anything you wanted…what would that be?

firstly i’d thank them for being brave and going after their careers with such vigor. watching them progress through the years shows the depth of a person’s ambition and hard work and i’m always so Amazed at how even though they’ve grown, they’ve still got that spark they had when they debuted. i’d tell them that there are so many people who Cherish and Love and Admire them and wish nothing but the Absolute Best for them. i’d tell them that they have people in their corner through good times and bad times and i’d tell them that they’ve been that for so many people. i’d tell them that they are irreplaceable and that i love them with my deepest self. i’d tell each of them individually what they’ve done for me, how they’ve made me smile and laugh and cry with them and how it’s been a True Gift to be their fan. i’d tell them i love them.

OKAY! i did it lol i persevered. it took me like 2 hours lmao. so now i’m gonna tag: @maimaichacha; @orgel-ontae; @ringdingdongenthusiast; @thatfluffyjeanjacket; @almighty-prince-kibum; @jongtaeluv; @jinkirella; and @mintlocket

#shinee #tag game #thanks cade i really enjoyed this and also i love you babe #gahdamn that was a lot #it was actually very nice to think about shinee in this way again #it's been a year since i really actively payed attention to shinee and i'm glad for this moment #it was a good two hours lol #i put on shinee music and just remembered old stuff #wow i really miss them #maybe i'll watch some videos now

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