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[temeyes]

I swear all your chibis (my autocorrect changed it to chubs which feels more correct lmao) are so adorable 😭😭😭😭

alexa, play worldwide by big time rush

[nessieartss]

Hiho! Found your art just now and I--.

I love Yuuji and Sukuna so much. Especially Sukuna, I love him so much 😍😍😍😍 wanna kiss him on the cheek and make bentos with him

Hi! Thank you so muchh 😭😭😭 when i tell you i want to do the same thing--no wdym im down bad it's for science

[aethelwyneleigh27]

Pregnancy Drabble

Little drabble to buy me some time because the fics ain't ready yet okay?? Taking inspo from this.

Warning: Pregnancy, Birth. Also I have no idea when it comes to baby weights so I googled shit.

Can you just imagine how snappy you'd be towards Simon during your first birth?

In your hospital gown when Simon helped you waddle your way onto the bed, all emotional and pissed because of the pain..

"Why did it have to have your big head?" You said, accompanied by a whimper in pain and frustration to your husband.

You were gripping his hand for dear life, he refused to tell you about the fact that your nails were digging into his palms even after back at home when you noticed the little subtle crescent shaped wounds left behind.

Simon couldn't even respond besides the stifled laugh, he knows he shouldn't take anything to heart.. you were irritable and understandably so.

One minute it was that and the next you were crying about having bigger stretch marks than you had before. During the check ups you came for, even the doctor herself thought that you'd be carrying twins.. low and behold the ultrasound, it was just one chunky baby who inherited Simon's head..

You almost passed out during the birth itself with how long you had to continuously push, you were a little out of it when it was time to hold your little one.. weighing in at 8 pounds and 12 ounces..

No wonder you felt that you could barely hold yourself up during the pregnancy, you swore to yourself that you are never putting yourself through that again.

Simon helped you hold them up after, his other hand in your hair as his thumb rubbed your scalp, comforting. He pressed his forehead against yours, staring down at the little miracle you popped out..

That vow was easier said than done because you now have two taller than average toddlers climbing their dad's arms and chest, along with another baby who is just pure chunk, the chubbiest cheeks with rolls of baby fat crawling up on their dad's leg..

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[erenjaegerwifee]

The Selection

Paring: Neteyam x Fem!Tawkami!Reader

Summary: The Omatikaya clan holds a competition for Neteyam to choose a mate

Warnings: MDNI 18+, explicit language, eventual smut, mentions of killing, blood. I will have warnings before every chapter so no worries if I miss anything here.

Word Count: tbd

Status: ongoing

Disclaimer: All my characters are aged-up! If that bothers you please do not interact with my account or any of my posts!

• Prologue

• Chapter 1

• Chapter 2

• Chapter 3

• Chapter 4

• Chapter 5

 ~ There may very well be more chapters in that series. As you all know I tend to write very long fics and so these chapters will be a few thousand words long each. I appreciate all the support I had before releasing this series and if anyone wants to be added to my Taglist feel free to let me know in the comments!

~ As always, Reblogs, comments and likes are always appreciated! I will accept any suggestions as well if anyone has ideas to make this fic better if love to hear about it!

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[blingblong55]

Elevator- 141

picture credit: @ave661 Based on a request: Hiho! It's been a while. Look LISTEN L I S T E N. Have u seen the TikTok where the Op was inside an elevator with some soldiers and one of them was like "You getting off of this?" and the Op was like "Maybe." and the guys just groan. I'm begging. Please. I need to feel something other than loneliness and anxiety rn 😭🙏 ---- blurb? ----

A/N: this is somewhat shit but enjoy pookie, maybe I'll write smut for this later

Evening falls upon the skies of your city. You were stuck in the office trying to finish a paper and once finished, you headed towards the elevator. When the doors open, you lock eyes with a group of masked military men. Fuck it, you tell yourself before stepping in.

Six men, six bloody hot men in military uniform and by gods is it turning you on. One of them notices this and nudges the others. The older one in the beard speaks up, "everything alright sweetheart?" he asks you, his voice deep and gravelly. What a hot mess of a man he was. You nod, "yeah, just think this is too crowded," you say as you look around.

"The more the merrier," the man in the mohawk says with a smirk before getting nudged by the man with the British flag baseball hat.

"You're getting off on this later?" The same man says and you chuckle from the nerves. "Maybe," you respond which makes them all chuckle and makes the man in the skull mask smirk under his balaclava.

"This is like my dream," you explain, still nervous by how attractive they all look in this light. One of the men, the one with a skull mask chuckles and you fluster, something he notices. "Better finish nicely for us then," he comments and all you can do is just stand there and smile.

The doors open and you exit, two of the men, the one with the mohawk and the one with a British flag on his cap wave at you as the doors close. You wave back and walk away. Your heart thumping as you think of the encounter

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A/N: I know this is shit, dont need to tell me love

[blingblong55]

Thank you for the tag, pookie!

I mean can you blame me??

Tagged but not pressured:

@warenai @anonymuslydumb @ana-paulinathe-arts @aethelwyneleigh27 @kiw1-qu33r @liyanahelena and any one who wants to join

WHICH FANFIC TROPE ARE YOU?

[temeyes]

Yoooo! I came across the Ghoap School AU fanart and I noticed the uniforms. Are u Filipino?? 👀👀 Asking for a friend 🙏

yes bestie, i'm filipino. and the [ghostsoap hs au] is also in a filipino setting HSAHSHA

[aethelwyneleigh27]

Orange Peel Theory With Cod Characters

Would they peel an orange for you? (Scenario based on the test from TikTok)

Characters Included: John Price, Simon "Ghost" Riley, John "Soap" MacTavish, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Alejandro Vargas, Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra, Valeria Garza, Farah Karim, Kate Laswell, Alex Keller, König, Kim "Horangi" Hong-jin, Keegan P. Russ, Gary "Roach" Sanderson, Nikolai Belinski, Philip Graves, Vladimir Makarov.

This is probably one of the only times I'll be using the color orange, AHAHAHAHA. As you can tell I wouldn't be okay with the camp half-blood uniform as an Aphrodite kid. Writing this as I'm sick with a cold, my nanny since childhood peeled my oranges for me while telling me to finish all of it because it's vitamin C.

Mansplaining this but the Orange Peel/Peeling Theory surrounding TikTok started with one girl talking about her experience with her ex peeling her oranges for her. It soon turned into a theory/test where people ask their partner to peel an orange for them, something as small and effortless as peeling an orange as that act of service represents their willingness to do things for their partner and if they refuse then that's seen as a red flag because it means that if they're unwilling to do that small thing for them then same case scenario for something big that requires a sacrifice.

They peel it for you almost immediately, no words needed, just you staring at the orange. Grabbing it from the bowl of fruits and meticulously tearing the skin with their thumbs, being careful not to make much of a mess and to not bruise the orange.

It's not a secret that they like to do this, offering other little things like opening doors for you, peeling the skin of apples if you don't feel like eating it and slicing it up for you with a multipurpose camping knife, putting their hand on the edge of a nearby cornered things so it wouldn't be as painful if you hit your head picking something up.

Characters: John Price, Simon "Ghost" Riley, John "Soap" MacTavish, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Farah Karim, Kate Laswell, Alex Keller, König.

Would tease you once you ask them to peel it for you but will peel it. Would even hand feed it to you, you have to give them a kiss for every orange they separate. If you tell them you don't like the pith (the white stringy part) then they'd take it off for you.

They probably would ask you to peel some for them too some time around soon but you're more than happy to do it for them.

Characters: John "Soap" MacTavish, Alejandro Vargas, Valeria Garza, König, Kim "Horangi" Hong-jin, Keegan P. Russ, Nikolai Belinski.

You probably should've worded it better, you told them you felt like an orange.. "I feel like a tomato" is what you hear back. You laughed and clarified that you felt like eating the fruit.

"Oh.." they stopped to think if you had any oranges at home at the moment and they got up and peeled it for you, bringing a plate back of two peeled and pulled apart oranges with a glass of water for you.

Characters: Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra, Alex Keller, Gary "Roach" Sanderson.

He'd throw the orange at your head, telling you to peel it yourself.

Characters: Philip Graves, Vladimir Makarov.

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[blingblong55]

Thank you for the tag

no pressure tags:

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Ok, here's a fantasy game because I want to feel nostalgy (there was a period of time, when my dream №1 was becoming an elf)

So, here we go

1) take this quiz

2) make your own character, based on the result, using this piccrew (the character can look whatever you want)

3) repost with your quiz result and your character. Don't forget to tag somebody

Feel free to take part even if you weren't tagged :3

I'll go first

I'll tag: @sparrows-my-abhorred

[blingblong55]

Some love- John Price NSFW

Based on a request:

Price and a gn reader where we walk in on him and he then makes us give him a bj 

A/N: Short smut but I hope I do the request some good ---- GN!Reader, smut, 18+, oral!sex, soft!Price?, established!relationship ----

It was a long day at the base, you were stuck in meetings all day long with Ghost. Lieutenants from all over the base conversing about some issues when Price texts you. 

Office. Now. 

It was a blind game but you excused yourself and went to his office. "Captain?" you walk in after the usual knock. He was sitting there, lights dim as he strokes his cock. "Lock the door and c'mere," his voice raspy and low. You do as told and go to him. Your gaze on his swollen tip when he tugs at your arm. "On your knees, love." He positions himself further from the desk as he watches you lower yourself, your head between his legs as you await his next order. 

"Obedient pet, aren't you little one," he kisses the top of your head, his hand on the back of your head as you part your lips open. His tip teased your tongue and before he told you what to do, your mouth wrapped around his cock. As your head bobbed, his head was thrown back. Grunts and moans cover the air from how good you are making him feel. "Don't stop, darling," he says between heavy moans. You loved it when he would get this horny to the point where he would ask for a blowjob at work. 

"C'mon, don't close your eyes," his voice determined to keep that pretty gaze of yours on him. Your tears ran down as you kept gagging on his cock. The tip of his fat cock hitting the uvula, your drunk stare on his which only causes him to chuckle. "That's it, you're doing a great job darling," he continues his praise. You can feel him beginning to push you faster, at times keeping your head still as he enjoys the feeling and then once more making your head bob. 

His cum leaks through your mouth and throat. Your lips at his shaft as you gag and him. "Oh fucking-....yes my love," he pulls your head back and kisses you. "God you are something," he ushers between kisses. His big strong arms bring you to his legs as he nuzzles his head on your neck. "I love you," his lips once more meeting yours. Your head still spinning and each one of his kisses gives you more and more comfort. "You did well, okay?" His warm hands cupped your face, thumbs caressing the softens of your skin. 

"Just lay on my chest, let me take care of you," his voice softer now. Your lover comes back only when alone and in between the secure four walls. He grabs his jacket and covers you with it. Rough hands become soft as they caress your back and head. You soon close your eyes and rest against him. His breathing soothing you to a short nap. 

A/N: I know you would like this and also im working on your request @anonymuslydumb

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[aethelwyneleigh27]

Brainrot of how Simon "Ghost" Riley and John "Soap" MacTavish both have a wives and a baby but somehow end up with babies who are complete opposite.

Simon's little baby is this giggly absolutely talkative baby who frankly felt like inherited nothing of Simon's personality at all. Little one was just this bubbly thing that brought out the best in Simon.

They were too curious for his liking though, it felt as if the whole house needed to be made out of pure cotton blankets. Extreme clinginess as well, would not let go of Simon's shirt that he was terrified it would rip.

Johnny's baby was the exact definition of nonchalant, they were silent yet interactive. All the while Soap does all the talking, the baby just sits there and stares at him with their huge eyes making him wonder if they were processing anything he was saying, occasional grabby hands too.

Always praising and very involved Johnny sets up playdates. It was kinda upsetting for him to see his baby not going after him, following him around begging to be carried like Simon's kid who's basically a Velcro baby.

Though it was interesting to see the two babies essentially balance each other out. Especially at nap time when the two little ones just unknowingly cuddle up each other.

(If y'all know Baby Zoya and Toddler Charlie from TikTok, they were the inspo for this)

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A/n: OMG I've been gone for almost two weeks and apologies for that, with my birthday 4 days ago and my prom night yesterday, it was a heck of a time. There's so many impending school works for me to catch up on. I missed you guys so much, something in my prom night happened that's worth writing about thanks to a friend of mine saving me from a creep. I feel like it would fit a Royalty/Fantasy fake dating AU.

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[blingblong55]

Needed me- John 'Soap' MacTavish NSFW

Based on a request:

Adding fuel to the fire with Johnny coming home to his lass cooking his favorite dish and rewarding his lass with a good fuck doggy style on the kitchen island. The lass is missing her husband after all :3

F!Reader, husband!Soap, doggy style, unprotected!sex, praise

You were in the kitchen, skirt lifting up every now and then as you cooked his meal. He watches from afar, leaning on the doorway, eyes scanning your figure. "I can feel your stare, Johnny," you say without looking back. He takes this as an invitation and walks over to you, "Yeah? Want me to show yer where exactly I was starring, my love?" his voice low with a slight growl. Hands roamed your ass. "I'm afraid you'll eat your dessert first before lunch."

"Is it so bad?" he gives you a proper spank and then massages the area. "Johnny!" you laugh. He leans onto you and turns the stove off. "C'mon, let's go and have some fun." his hand now squeezing your ass. "Johnny, you're parents-" he cuts you off and moves you over to the kitchen island, bending you over it and giving you more spanks. You whimper and try to call for his name. "Shhh, be a good girl and take me, yeah?" Your panties were put aside, spit on his hand and then he began to finger you.

"Let me open yer for me, think you can take that?" his lips to your neck as he nibbles onto the soft skin. "Johnny-" You try to stop him but the pleasure is too good. Your chest to the cold kitchen island. A hand on your hip while he thrusts into you. "It's okay, bonnie, it's okay." You hear the zipper of his trousers and then the belt hits the floor. He chuckles, "oh the things I'll do to you." he spanks you once more and then without any warning, you feel the tip of his aroused dick inside of you. The thick head parting your wet cunt. "Oh...fuck...Johnny." you moan and try to move your ass back to he could already be in you. "I'll ruin you, R/N," he promises and begins to slowly thrust into you, your cunt already used to his size still aches.

Your hands are on the cold island, trying to find somewhere to grip. "Fuck...ah-i...johnny...your par-"

He raises your shirt and without any effort unclips your bra, hands on your hardened nipples. "Let me fuck you, okay.. and then I'll be your good husband." he grins, both hands on your hips, his thick cock fucking into you, making you shut your eyes. But he wants to see your pretty face so, a hand cups your face with force. "Look at me, lass." Your back arched slightly, teary eyes on him, "That's my good girl." Your bodies collide with the other, and the slaps from his dick inside of you fill the kitchen.

Your mouth is now stuffed with his fingers, tears running down your face. Your ass is red from the slaps. "Oh...my pretty pretty girl." he kisses your neck, hand still gripping your hip. He groans with hints of growls, "oh fuck" he whispers and goes faster. You gasp loudly once your cunt drips from your sudden orgasm. You lean forward to the island, your whimpers and moans feeding into him. "Yeah, you like it this way, don't you?" he chuckles, free hand travels your back.

He slaps your ass a few other times and finally his cum leaks into you. "Oh shit...fuck..." his thrust now slow. He leans to you, dick still leaking inside of you. "Oh lass...my pretty lass." he kisses your shoulders and chuckles. "Can't talk, R/N?" he continues to kiss your shoulders then lets the cum drip down your thighs, his dick back inside of his boxers. You hear the zipper of his trousers and belt, his arms pick you up and he carries you to the bedroom. "You did so well, I'm proud of you, R/N." he kisses your forehead.

A/N: There was aftercare, but my brain is a mess atm, sorry<3

Tags: @anonymuslydumb @liyanahelena

[blingblong55]

Honestly, some of these might end up being my lock screen

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[blingblong55]

Together as one-141& Philip Graves

Picture credits: @ave661 (right) @/BigMikeMW( left)

Based on a request:

mwIII spoiler! have you watched that scene where graves offers his hand for gaz to shake, but gaz ignores it? 😭 COULD YOU MAKE A ONESHOT OF THAT AND INSERT READER IN IT HAHAHA THANKS!! <33 ---- GN!Reader, one-shot ----

A joint operation…easy no? Well, that's when the trouble comes in. His name is Philip Graves, the same man that the team and you disliked with a passion.

Gaz, Alex, Farah and you walking towards the the man you'd have to be working with. If only everyone closed their eyes and let you do your kind of trouble, oh what a piece of art would Graves' body be.

"We're a go for pre-check." Graves says over comms before he notices the two members of 1-4-1 he recognised easily. Gaz and you, unaware he was already so near you both. He laughs as he approaches you four. "Yeah! We are ready to rumble…?" he says as he extends his hand to greet Farah. "This is a joint operation," Farah says and all you do is send daggers through your stare at Graves.

"U.L.F….141 and Shadow…Together as one.." Farah says and as Graves extends his hand to shake Gaz's hand, Alex is forced to pull you back by your vest.

"Not here, kid. Leave that for off the job," he says to you, hoping he can keep your hotheaded self tamed.

Gaz stares at Graves, not daring to even give him a nod.

Price chuckled as he could see how hard Alex was trying to keep you back. The old man knows you well, after all.

Before Alex loses control of you, Price taps on Gaz's shoulder. Knowing all too well his two soldiers hate liars and traitors. "Gaz…Grim," he says and nods at you guys. Graves still with his hand out, hoping that the problem had already dissolved. It was far from that. He was already on Ghost's red list.

Graves makes a fist and nods, understanding that it still isn't over. As you walk past him, Gaz, in a friendly way, punches Graves' shoulder.

"Together as one…" Alex says as from the distance, he can see you trying to make Graves trip.

"You sure?" He asks once more as he sees that your attempt worked but now you're being dragged like a little kid by Price and Gaz. Graves is being helped up by a shadow member.

Your silhouette only shows how you kept flipping him off.

Together as one…my ass

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[aethelwyneleigh27]

Husband!Simon x Pregnant!Wife!Reader brainrot of how the excitement hits after his nerves fade away, that same man who a few minutes ago was shut down and unresponsive is now on his knees, lifting your shirt and constantly readjusting his ear against your lower stomach to hear your little baby's heartbeat.

Looking up at you with those rich brown glassy eyes, maintaining eye contact as he peppers chaste kisses on the skin just above your womb, "Si, I'm ticklish there..!" You squealed out the nickname gave as you giggled.

He lets out a breathy chuckle, he knows, with one arm around your waist and the other underneath your knees to keep you from wobbling. His shoulders relax as he nuzzles his head against your womb again.

A/n: A bit short on this one, not really a fic but I thought you guys might like it.

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[blingblong55]

Thank you for the tag

I made me and one of my many husbands

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fuck it. worm on a string picrew chain. let's fucking go

happy worm creation my friends

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