#anonymously slaying till the end

[the-hilda-librarians-wife]

Bad, bad bitches end the series nameless and that’s a fact

[destinygoldenstar]

AnalyzGolden Sees The Disventure Camp All Stars Cast

So a friend set up this Instagram story for me and sent it to me. (They wanted to remain anonymous)

Basically, these are all the character reveals for the Disventure Camp All Stars cast from OddNation's Instagram, before the season came out.

So I am going to play this story to see it for myself.

I know some of them already just from some redesigns I've seen. And some of y'all spoiled it.

But I think this will be fun, to let you guys know that I am finally entering All Stars territory.

I'm doing it this way so I can't see any other images they have on their Instagram that spoils the season itself.

So let's see what we've got!

So idk how I feel about the name 'All Stars' for Season THREE.

I mean, Total Drama All Stars is dogshit. Everyone and their grandparents know that. But at least they waited till Season FIVE.

At the same time though, I kinda get it. And I do appreciate that unlike Total Drama, both season's cast had equal amounts of screen time to get us endeared to them.

(That is, if you were me and didn't watch the Beta.)

Krystal is hosting again.

No shock there. They said she was gonna do this in both seasons. Especially since the Season 1 hosts are in jail, so obviously they're not coming back.

I mean I like Krystal more than those two, so it's a win in my book.

I know there's redesigns. She looks the same.

Idk how I feel about drastic redesigns just because they mess with silhouette. And if you're gonna redesign, there needs to be a purpose for it that is saying something about their character.

This is why RWBY's first designs were easily the best ones. And after that... eh??

I study character design. I know what I'm talking about.

So I guess we get to cast reveal now!

YUUUUUUUSSSSS!!!!!

👏

I LOVE LAKE! I LIKE THIS ONE!

Is she wearing pants now?

Oh my god she is.

I mean I like that. I like that for that. That's a redesign choice that makes more sense to me.

Her red wig looks a bit more stylized than the Season 2 one. There's a bit more detail to it.

Maybe it's because of the animation upgrade they were able to do this. Because the Season 2 wig is definitely a very simple bob cut. I loved it, but still.

Very happy. Nice redesign. Love the flower too.

I'm happy to see her again. She was definitely a standout in Season 2.

Idk what she can do here though. Cause her story was kinda wrapped up in Season 2. They didn't leave that much hints for what she could do later.

We'll see. Either way I'm glad she's back.

I can't wait for them to butcher her character /j

YEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!

SHE'S BACK!!

THE QUEEN IS BACK!!!!! YEEEESSSSSSS!!!!👑

GRETT I LOVE YOU!!!!

She better slay. I don't care if she wins or not as of right now, but SHE BETTER SLAY.

And she's wearing something that's ACTUALLY FASHIONABLE!

Like, I love Grett, but her Season 1 romper was just... NO...

This one looks so much better!

"For the second one, read the description." -Sender of this story

Oh.

Oh okay...

Oh yeah she did lose weight.

XD

I'm a fake Grett stan. I didn't instantly pick that up.

I'll see it and then make my judgement, how about that OddNations?

I mean, stories touch sensitive subjects all the time. Some portrayals are very questionable. And for some works they implement sensitive topics just for the sole purpose of being edgy. Which... NO.

I do appreciate they gave this trigger warning though. That proves to me that they are aware of what they're doing and are considerate of their audience.

That does not prove they're actually handling it well. It just proves they don't intend harm towards others.

They can still fuck it up. But it's the thought that counts.

Me personally, I'm not really sure how I feel about it. I'd have to watch the Season and understand the story context. As much as body positivity is something we strive for, and I like having fictional characters be plus sized personally, I do understand that at the end of the day, excessive weight is a detriment to physical health.

But I can't make that judgement as a scrawny person.

So... I'll just wait and watch the season.

I'm just so glad to have Grett back! My bad bitch queen!

PLEASE tell me Riya is in this! THESE TWO WOULD BE BESTIES!

Well, besties, and then Riya would fuck it up. But besties for a brief period of time.

My preference for Disventure Camp characters is the definition of "I support women's rights" "Well I support women's wrongs".

You can both be terrible people together!

OOOH TOM!

I was spoiled about this one. I knew Tom was coming back.

But still! YAY!

HE'S WEARING NORMAL CLOTHES NOW!!! HALLELUJAH!

Honestly, the more I'm looking at this, the more I'm kinda LOVING this redesign?!

It's a glow up because it feels like a progression of his character.

He's not hiding under a mask anymore. That's the first thing you notice. Assuming the police force is treating him well.

I can't wait for them to butcher his character /j

Okay but seriously, I think he's gonna at least make Merge. Season 1 left a cliffhanger on his character and him trying to find himself better. He's insecure of himself like that.

There's also, you know, his relationship with Jake.

I mean, if Tom is back, Jake is probably back too. I don't see a world where that wouldn't be the case.

If you ask me, I think Jake is the one with more baggage to work with. But Tom has some too.

But I'm not looking forward to it. Cause I don't ship them at all. Mm mm. Nope. No I don't. Nope. (Affectionate)

I just think Tom should be more authentic, ya know? It makes sense. In Season 1 he was the closed off one shrouded in mystery, and dude failure moments. XD

I feel like there's a lot more to Tom that we haven't seen yet. So I am very interested in this one.

Oh. Yay...

You already won. You're not making it far.

Like, IN WHAT WORLD, does the winner of one season make the Final Four in another?

The answer is Priya.

He looks the same.

I think going into this season, everyone knows he's a strategic threat, right?

I mean look, I may not be fond of James, but I will take it.

I think most of my issues with James bottled down to 'the execution wasn't great'.

Now with upgrade animation, and upgraded writing experience, I feel like that can change and I might grow to like him here.

All I really want is for James and Aiden to not be on the same team.

Unlike Tom and Jake, James and Aiden resolved things. They're a couple now. Their couple story ended there.

Not saying they can't do drama with them being in an actual relationship.

But uh, I don't trust Total Drama with that. And until I see it, I don't trust Disventure Camp with that either, for that reason.

I just think cause they were so bound together, it would be nice to get a taste of them interacting with other characters.

Oh. Girl. What is that?

I mean, I love Tess. Nice to see her again.

But what is this design?

Her Season 2 design wasn't the best, but it gave you a good idea on what her character was.

Why does she have a bun now?

And what is this top? Why do you have a black camisole on top of a white T-shirt?

What is the reason behind that choice?

I just don't get it.

You could argue the Season 2 design made it so that her top gets lost in her hair. And I can understand that.

That's why you have the white circle on her shirt to separate the two.

Would I have done something different with the white on the top? Personally, yeah. It's weird.

But you have her wearing a bun now. You can make her top as black as you want now. You've eliminated the consequences.

So... why?

I would've just had her wear her orange jacket.

That orange jacket looks like it would look good on her! Why is it still on her waist?

Idk what Tess could do here. Like Lake, her story is kinda wrapped up with little hints of the future.

I guess we'll see.

Oh.

Oh what did they do to you?

This man just has a basic white shirt now! Why?!

HIS VEST IN SEASON ONE WAS STYLISH.

WHY WOULD YOU REMOVE IT?!

He looks so much less interesting now!

I guess the divorced life wasn't treating him well.

That's what I think happened, right? He said he was going to get a divorce.

Um... I got no comment. I like Alec, he's fine, but I don't find him super interesting.

GABBYYYYYYY!!!!!

YEEESSSSS GABBY!!!!! 👑

If I had to make a prediction on a finalist, it's her. Right here. It's gotta be her!

I love her! I'm so happy she's back!

Makes sense too if Ellie is here.

I feel like after Season 1, there could be some relationship conflict with them.

Idk, in Season 1, I kinda got the impression that Gabby does know what Ellie did after she left, but is just so in love with her and needs her for emotional support that she's okay with it.

Ellie could try to murder someone, and Gabby will support it.

She also looks SO CUTE. I love the big bow omg ❤️

My queen. I love you.

Now we just need Riya and Rosa and we have the Quad Queens!

I'M SO HAPPY!!!!

*Next slide*

SHIT!!!

*groan*

Thanks for spoiling this one for me btw. I feel like my reaction would've been better if I didn't know.

GODDAMMIT!!

Welp, this season is gonna be shit.

Okay maybe not. Maybe he's a first boot. I would be very happy about that.

Cause what the actual FUCK do you think this character has of ANY substance WHATSOEVER?!

NO ONE LIKES YUL. WHY DID YOU BRING HIM BACK?!

I mean, maybe that's cause the Yul stans blocked me. Nobody has actually come to me to defend Yul.

I mean at least his bowl cut is gone I guess? The new hairstyle looks... better...?

Idk, complimenting Yul makes me feel like a bad person.

LOOK AT HIM!!!!

LOOK AT THIS STUPID ASS GRIN!

HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S SCARED TO SEE ME!

GOOD!!! YOU BETTER BE!!!

FEAR ME BITCH!

First boot. Get him outta here.

If Yul make the Final Four I am unsubbing.

Ooh! Aiden!

That's a good one!

No design changes. I think that's fine. I love his design anyway.

Again, I want him and James on separate teams just cause I want Aiden to shine on his own, and also interact with other characters.

Him being on a team with Jake would be so funny. Just cause they have similar flaws.

I would NOT say they have the same personality or are the same character though. FYI.

He was a finalist. He won't be a finalist again. But, you know, you can do quite a bit with him.

Can problematic gays coexist? That is the question.

...

WHY IS A CHILD HERE?????

I mean, I like Fiore as a villain. But uh... who approved of this?

I don't like the new design.

I'm assuming she's older, and part of her character is her wanting to be seen as an adult who can take care of herself. So maybe?

But her old design was ADORABLE. Why would you change it so drastically?

I think it's the ponytail I don't like. Just the way it's stylized in the model. I don't like it.

Fiore does not read to me as a ponytail girlie.

If it was, idk, a down braid, it would look a lot better while still making sense.

Not sure what you can do with her. Finalist. She ain't gonna be finalist again. On top of that, her relationship with Alec is... in the toilet.

So she is going into this with NO allies.

I would say she would mature into a better person, kinda like Heather. But from that pose, I feel like she hasn't changed one bit.

Everyone knows you're a little shit! You have nowhere to hide now!

😃

YEESSSSS!!!!!!

I knew it, but YEEEEEESSSSS!!!!

HE'S BACK!

THE BEST BOY IS BACK!!

EEEEEEEEEE!!!!

I am grinning ear to ear right now.

I mean, I CAN'T WAIT FOR THEM TO BUTCHER HIS CHARACTER /j

Everyone I have talked to prior to me watching Disventure Camp told me this man sucks ass.

But here we are. After watching the show for myself, I can say y'all are a BITCH to this guy.

I will not give a shit if he is a Grade A Asshole in this season. I will still choose to stan.

And, also, because I think that makes sense story-wise.

Jake got in a pretty bad place after Season 1. I mean the last talk he had with Tom kinda cleared a bit of air, but how much does that really do?

He still got used by someone he thought was a friend. He still got his relationship ruined. His grandma is in Heaven. And his love wants distance.

He's not doing so great. He is barely keeping it together.

It makes perfect sense to me for him to be bitter, and an asshole, and trust absolutely nobody.

He's gonna be the problem person on his team.

Then he either gets booted at the end of Pre-Merge, or early Merge. Because with everyone getting sick of his shit, I do not see anyone wanting him around.

But they kinda have to keep him that long, because he is linked to Tom. And they need closure.

Whether that's love, or moving on, idk. That could go either way and it would work.

I'll cry-I mean smile if it's the latter, but that's a story decision.

Me and my GF made a joke. She said Jake is gonna come into the season with part of his hair swept over his face like an emo.

Nope.

He actually kinda looks more mature than he does in Season 1. Maybe it's cause he ditched the hoodie with another jacket.

I don't know how I feel about the man ponytail. I'm gonna have to get used to it. But I don't hate it. It's... a choice.

Love ya son, very happy to see ya.

I am Team Jake. Even though I am most definitely losing.

👑

SPEAKING OF WHICH.

WHO DO WE HAVE HERE?!?!

HELLO QUEEN!!! HOW ARE YOU DOING?!

Um... I'm in awe right now.

And I thought Season 2 Riya design was hot.

SHE IS GORGEOUS.

OMG I LOVE THIS LOOK.

SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ACTUAL QUEEN.

The sunglasses and the jewelry and the thick fur coat? COME ON.

I'm assuming Bollywood praised her wrongdoings. Which... bad influence.

I-I love her. I love her. I love her, your honor.

She was a finalist. She won't be finalist again. I KNOW.

But dammit, I think her story isn't done. She's at least making Merge.

She can go either way. She can either see the light and be redeemed, or she can double down and butcher her life.

And I will keep saying "I can fix her."

I can't wait for them to butcher her character-OKAY I'LL STOP.

LOVE YOU QUEEN!!! 👑

Hunter.

I mean, yeah, of course. If Tess is here, Hunter is gonna be here too.

And Allyson. We haven't seen her yet.

He looks the same. His story in Season 2 was kinda wrapped up so idk what you can do with him.

No comment.

Oh hello.

So we meet again.

She looked pissed at me.

I meant every word I said, girl.

Hopefully your strategies are better this time. Even though you won't win cause you were a finalist last time.

Again, I think Gabby and Ellie can have a lot going on. Especially in regards to what Ellie did.

I definitely think she's gonna have to be involved with Jake. Just cause of what happened.

She can either feel sorry for it, but Jake's an asshole so it's too late.

Or she could just say "Nah, bitch deserved it."

I think it would be funny if everyone actually supported and stanned Ellie for what she did to Jake and everyone hates Jake because he's Jake.

"Everyone's hate for you gets me money!"

I think she'll have a story, but I don't see her making it to Final Four.

I think of the two, Gabby has a better chance at winning.

I can also see an arc where Ellie decides Gabby is more important than money.

CAUSE CURSE YOU ECONOMY. IT'S SHIT.

As for the new vest...?

Eh?

I kinda liked her old one better????

Like, it's more colorful cause the blue is more prominent. But there was something about the greyscale being a majority of her look that your eyes are drawn to her ginger hair.

And the blue undershirt matched her eyes. So it popped.

But, maybe it's just this image, but her eyes look more dull now.

So the blue can't compliment it.

I still like it. Her design is wonderful. But I just preferred the old one.

And hello Not Ellie!

I call her Allyson for this very reason.

I will NEVER be able to tell the two apart when I'm talking. So I call her Allyson. It rolls off my tongue more.

Anyway, expected after revealing Hunter and Tess.

I think her shirt is different. She had a.... Pac Man last time? I think?

It's real simple, but it's real cute.

She also put her hair up. It looks nice.

I would personally say she'd look better in braided pigtails cause she's a geek. But whatever.

Of the polycule, I would say Allyson is the one who could make the farthest here. Tess had her story wrapped up. Hunter had his story wrapped up. And Allyson meanwhile is more focused on the love drama itself. She's a nice girl, but still.

She's such a strong emotional anchor character that she might even be able to carry other people.

I also really want to see her backstory with her grandfather get expanded upon. Cause that felt so tacked on in Season 2.

She and Jake would be great friends.

Jake would be an asshole, but I think Allyson is the type to see through that and understand what's going through his head. Even if he rejects her help.

Jake needs a friend that won't betray him. So who better than Not Ellie? XD

She can have a lot of nice interactions I can see. So I'm actually very interested in seeing more of her.

...huh?

Connor?

What?

He was booted in Episode THREE.

What...?

I don't get it.

I mean, he's tied to Riya. But that's it.

Why is he here? Other than for Riya's development?

I don't want to say he's a nothing character. They could flesh him out.

I mean, they'd have to, cause otherwise why bring him back at all?

I-I'm kinda baffled. I don't see the vision here.

At least not yet.

WHERE'S ROSA? WHERE'S MY GIRL ROSA? WE HAVEN'T SEEN HER YET.

If this is a world where Connor comes back but Rosa doesn't, I might scream.

Aw, hey Miriam.

You're not making it far.

Poor woman.

I love her, but I don't see why she would be back either. Cause she won last time.

And she's all Jake has. So that tells me she's an early boot.

Her story was kinda completed in Season 1.

I like her outfit though. I like the shirt.

I'm happy to see she's alive.

Ashley.

Okay, that's an interesting one.

I liked her, but she didn't really get to do much in Season 1.

They can do more with her though. Her story's interesting.

Ashley and Rosa.

Where's Rosa?

WAIT.

WAIT NO THAT'S IT?!

WHERE'S ROSA?!?!?! WHERE'S MY GIRL ROSA?!?!?!

Are you... ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?

YOU BRING BACK-fucking-CONNOR, BUT NOT ROSA?!?!?

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!

YOU CAN'T JUST X OUT ONE OF MY FAVORITE SEASON 2 CHARACTERS LIKE THAT.

COME ON, SHE HAS AN INTERESTING STORY, SHE CAN BRING SO MUCH TO THE TABLE. WHY?!?!?

WHAT DOES CONNOR HAVE THAT MAKES YOU THINK "Yeah he's a more valuable character than Rosa."

Fuck off. I'm not happy.

Oh my god, you can't do that to me...

Anyway, so uh... I was wrong.

The Season 1 hosts ARE back.

Why though? Krystal is hosting.

Is Trevor back too?

Yep.

I mean I get he's voiced by a TD YouTuber, or whatever else he does on his channel, but I wouldn't want to assume it's that.

I'm a bit confused by the decision, but okay.

I'll... I'll consider what you're giving me here.

Oliver's here. Of course.

These guys too??

Why?

And why would you change Nina's dress? The pink is so much better.

These are gimmick characters from Season 2. What do they have to offer?

...and you're adding a new character on top of all of this?

Who the hell are you?

I-I don't get it.

You already have the contestants, why would you bloat the cast with the hosts?

You just need Krystal, Oliver, and maybe this new girl. That's it.

And of course Krystal. We already know this.

AWWWWWWW LOOK AT THIS!!! THIS IS CUTE!!

THEY'RE NEXT TO EACH OTHER!!! ❤️

GUUUUUYYYYSSSS, THEY'RE NEXT TO EACH OTHER.

Gabby and Ellie in the front.

They're the front and center characters. I'm telling you that right now.

Connor looks like he is regretting all of his life choices.

Why does Allyson look pissed at Hunter?

Oh no. Relationship drama. My favorite /s

GET YOUR HAND OFF OF GRETT.

YOU DICK.

GET OFF HER.

I'm actually very excited for this.

I heard shit things, but fuck it. I'm rolling with it.

This is a nice cast.

You know, ignoring the ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM WHY IS HE BACK GODDAMMT-

And I also will mourn the loss of my beloved Rosa Maria.

JUSTICE FOR ROSA!

My Predictions (In no order):

Pre-Merge Boots: Lake, James, Tess, Yul, Fiore, Hunter, Miriam

Merge Boots: Grett, Tom, Alec, Aiden, Jake, Riya, Ellie, Connor, Ashley

Potential Finalists: Gabby & Allyson

[monin1ca]

Hey Monica!

I read the Big Bro!Yoru fic that the anonymous sent in and I was wondering if you can write something similar for Chamber or Phoenix as The older sibling for the younger sibling![Reader] [Gender] [Obviously Platonic]? Or maybe both? You don’t have to feel pressured if doing both characters are too much on your plate. I’m fine with either one.

I don’t want you to feel overwhelmed when doing this request.

Word count: 595

Warnings: nothingggg fluff to the max^^

Synopsis: Let’s find out what life is like when Chamber and Phoenix (separately) are your big brothers!

Chamber

Big Bro! Chamber makes sure you never wear non-branded clothes.

Big Bro! Chamber also makes sure you are always happy

Big Bro! Chamber who usually has a private chef personally cooks for you. He doesn’t want someone messing up the dish!

You got 100 on your test? What do you want to eat? Japan cuisine or perhaps his specialty ‘Boeuf Bourguignon?’

Big Bro! Chamber lets you know your word is absolute; you don’t like this particular person? They’re dead in seconds.

Big Bro! Chamber hates it when people call you spoiled; he knows you work for your stuff

Contrary to what others believe, Big Bro! Chamber doesn’t spoon-feed you everything. Before he came to the era of spoiling you, you both had to work hard to get what you want.

Big Bro! Chamber, who visibly softens when you enter the room. His smile becomes more genuine, and the atmosphere of the room also becomes lighter.

As much as Big Bro! Chamber loves talking about himself. He loves talking about you as well!

“Ah! Mon Ange, you came at the right time. I was just talking about you…”

Big Bro! Chamber, who has so many framed portraits of the both of you in your mansion, from baby to what you are now!

Big Bro! Chamber loves it when you dominate the battlefield; he’s pleased to know all that training from all those years ago helped you slay the area.

Big Bro! Chamber who hates himself when he fails to protect you when you get shot.

Big Bro! Chamber won't let anyone tend to you unless it's his trusted family doctor, Sage or Skye.

Big Bro! Chamber always wants to know everything that’s going on in your life, no matter if you consider it “unimportant.” He loves hearing you tell stories :))

Phoenix

Big Bro! Phoenix enjoys bothering you at every moment possible, but it’s actually his way of checking up on you

Big Bro! Phoenix, who loves cuddling you, sometimes accidentally eats your hair while sleeping.

Big Bro! Phoenix who lets you win at every arm wrestling contest you two have

Big Bro! Phoenix, who wasn’t that rich before you guys joined Valorant, always bought you tiny packets of your favorite candy any time he had spare change

Big Bro! Phoenix can’t stand you being sad, and always  finds ways to see you smile or laugh

Big Bro! Phoenix, who’s absolutely fantastic at singing, asks for song requests from you

Big Bro! Phoenix has a big box full of polaroids of you two

Big Bro! Phoenix, who tells you to do his eyeliner and hair, no matter how good or bad it turns out, will keep it on ‘till the end of the day. Brags that “My sibling did this, fam! Look how talented they are!”

Big Bro! Phoenix loves it when he’s on missions with you, cause it means ‘more bonding with Y/N!’

Big Bro! Phoenix exchanges guns with you when your mag runs out of bullets and reloads it for you

“We can’t risk you having an empty gun for you, yeah? Me? Don’t worry about your big bro; he’s got this in the bag!”

Big Bro! Phoenix shows them who’s the boss when you get hurt on the battlefield.



Author’s Note: I HOPE IT WAS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU HUHHUHUHU AND NO, I WAS NOT OVERWHELMED!!! I BELIEVE THIS WAS SHORT FOR TWO CHARS SDKBHAKLDJH

[karlheinz-sama]

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icl i wanted to answer this as karl but i remembered some funny stories so yh

my great grandmother, so my mothers grandmother was a great woman. i mean she slayed, im talking 1920s housewife who lives on the border of the slums dealing with every bullshit possible this was before the partition of india pakistan. she dealt with insane amounts of racism, she lived through the partition, then the independence war from bangladesh because we live sea side ish. she lost one husband left with my grandfather, she married again and fought against every attempt of ostracisation her community threw at her, then she got married again. a love marriage too. and she live she really did to the best of her abilities both her sons studied till class 12, one even attempted college. she got mad at people, once she dragged a woman by her hair in our lawn and beat her with a sandal, other times she was so happy when we finally got a movie thing ( im not quite sure if it was a projector) in the community that she bought everyone a saree told their husbands to fuck off and do the house work because she wanted to watch a movie with her friends. she made homemade facials, and took meticulous care of her hair oiling it every day, she taught my grandmother and my mother all her favourite recipes. she refused to go a day without wearing gold because it was a bad sign , whether it be a thin necklace or heavy 9 carat earrings that covered her entire ears.

then there was her second son, my step- grandfather who wrote erotic letter for money. fun story okay. im talking top of his class, he's like smart asf he reads indian, persian, english AND french literature. all self taught, and one day his friends like i wanna write a romantic letter to my gf so he consolidates my step-grandpa for some writing tip and my s-grandpa writes him some next level french/hindi love letter for lunch money. his fame grows there are boys paying left and right and it finally happens someone asks him to letter sext a gal. and he does he does it so well the seniors are coming to him for help. but then remember still the mid 90s sex and love is very taboo. one of his (muslim) friends runs away with his (hindu) gf and her father finds the letters he storms into the school and find out my step-grandpa's writing matches with the letter and he gets the living fuckery beat out of him. eventually, he does graduate, but he's so smart that even though his family is beyond disappointed, i mean they won't even look or talk to him, he's given money to go over to the next town my train and take an exam to get into college he rides the train halfway and gets off at a city where he goes to watch a projection of a french burlesque club idk what made him go, he liked the arts, music, literature his parents never understood why this meant he had to like the taboo parts of these things. anyways he shows up to his exam late but early enough to be allowed in. finishes all 3 exams and falls asleep with 20-25 mins to go. he came out with the highest score in the state. still got his ass beat when he came home.

anyways the reason i found out about him was i woke up to my mum crying in the middle of the night in the corner of my room, and i was confused to what was going on. when she finally showed me my iPad where i found reiji x yui smut fanfic still open on a tab. and that's the day 11 year old me found out how taboo the whole sex thing was in the family, they didnt look at my step- grandpa the same for the next 35 years. until he ended up paralysed and bedridden but he still wasn't allowed to see his nieces and nephews properly cuz they thought he was a creep now.

[haticesultanas]

I can't believe they're limiting sultans with just a few(2 usually) women. It's like they want to show us how much they love that one girl and they don't want anyone else. It's bullshit, we all know they had like 50 concubines, ofc some were sultanas and they liked some more than other. I feel like the closest we had to reality was with Ahmed and Kosem, when he said "there will be more women in my life, but never in my heart". And I like how Kosem handled it perfectly, unlike Farya...

ikr?? i would have loved to see murad’s different concubines and maybe farya arriving last? i’ve been told farya is actually based on semsisah, who was a georgian princess.... so that would have been interesting                                  plus, more ladies. more ladies is always good lmao

the problem is we actually didn’t see kosem “handling it perfectly” because there was a huge timejump lmao. we’re told that gulbahar was sent to the old palace till she found out she was pregnant, so i don’t think kosem handled it perfectly lol, she was still pretty jealous. but yeah, i appreciate them for trying at least. 

idk i loved farya’s reaction, it’s very in character and farah SLAYED the entire time-- she’s the best actress we’ve had in mc, hands down.

Anonymous said: Also with kids. They all had like 20 kids cause they had way more women. I know it's hard to cast so many young actors and they wouldn't be important to storyline as most of them died at young age but still it would be more realistic

exactly. i think murad had 36? or 32? but most of them died pretty young, unfortunately. still, since most of them died as babies, it would have been very easy for them to portray it

also, we would have better understood the situation; the dynasty is in a precarious position, especially after murad executed kasim and bayezid

Anonymous said: How would you know for sure that she wasn't? She might have been, see Bu mülkün kadın sultanları: Vâlide sultanlar, hâtunlar, hasekiler, kadınefendiler, sultanefendiler by Necdet Sakaoğlu. Certainly much more realistic than a foreign Christian princess ;)

she wasn’t because she was never awarded the title of haseki sultan. she stayed a hatun till murad’s death. plus she arrived way too early to be the second haseki, who appeared just at the end of murad’s reign

Anonymous said: Why did Ibrahim end up humiliating Ayse, Fatma and Kaya? He basically made them servants for Humasah lol

i don’t know, but he was out of control at this point

i hope they won’t make humasah haughty and mean because she was such a cupcake and so young, i’m pretty sure she just went along with it because she was afraid of arguing with ibrahim