#anon question

[goddessofroyalty]

Continuing with 'Silco accidentally makes little kids like him' let me add 'Piltover kids too'

Small Piltite kids get curious about the Zaun representative, their parents talk bad about him and has a bad scar on his eye.

But suprise! He is nice with them and doesn't think they are dumb or annoying when they ask questions.

Just, this little munchkin asking him if 'kissing it better helps'

Silco doesn't even think he's being that nice to the Piltite kids, he thinks he's just being civil.

Part of it is that Silco has far more patience for children's "dumb" questions then he does "dumb" questions coming from adults and more patient about kids asking questions than a lot of other adults do. His position is very much that children asking questions, even "dumb" ones, shows they are wanting to learn and know things and are willing to question things, both traits that if developed will make them smart adults who do not just blindly go along with what they are told. While an adult asking a "dumb" question is evidence that they clearly didn't ask enough questions as a child. Plus Piltover children grow up to be Piltover adults and some of them will even end up on the Council, it's good to get some influence in early so maybe they make better decisions then their forebears.

He also doesn't sugarcoat things which kids also respond really well to. But he isn't needlessly cruel. Speaking very plain and matter-of-fact. Like his response to the kiddo asking if kissing it better helps is something like "we have tried, but unfortunately it is a bit more serious than kisses can fix".

Their parents absolutely try and deter them from approaching him. And I mean he does have an intimidating aura especially in Piltover so it does prevent a lot of kids from approaching him. But those that do (either from being bold in nature or just it happening) end up actually liking him and then approaching him again in other situations. And while he will shoo them off if he's doing something he doesn't act like he's always too busy to talk to them like other adults do.

[emilythedog661-tf2]

Who is taller, sniper or medic?

Well, according to a canon height chart i saw, it goes Engineer (as the shortest), Pyro, Scout, Soldier, Spy, Medic, Demoman, Sniper then Heavy (as the tallest)

So, in conclusion, Sniper is taller then Medic by 11 inches 😁

[askcofcharacters]

do any of the simon's want another bf [rizz]

they were going to give the other simon to you, but they found him cute so X3 - owner 1 AU/ Ship - Simon X Book X Sick

[answersfromzestual]

Hi sorry this is so random! But I hope you can help me...

I want abdominal phallo, it has the most pros for me, I really want it but there's a few questions I have...

1. Is it possible to have your skene's glands hooked to the phallus to be able to ejaculate still?

2. Is an ed possible with this phallo? A lot say it isn't possible because "it is placed up too high-", an ed is absolutely vital to me and I need one so the fear I may not be able to have it worries me. I really do not want to have to go with another type of phallo when I'm so set on this one.

3. Is this one less surgery time and a faster recovery? Or is that a myth?

4. Is picking your size possible?

Thanks so much, I genuinely need advice from anyone who has had this phallo..I really want this one but I have worries

Okay, so from what I've read and what I have previously researched it seems that the only difference between radical free flap (which is a donor site) and using your abdomen as a donor site are:

Typically Abdominal Phalloplasty (also called birdwing procedure) does not include the connection of nerves which means the loss of some tactile function (feeling / sensitivity so if that is important to you look for a surgeon who can or consider using a skin flap/ donor site) however there is one exception to this issues with Abdominal Phalloplasty and that is getting a procedure called Radial Artery Urethroplasty. This is when a small section of the forearm is used to create the urethra and a nerve is harvested with the flap so you can urinate standing and have more pleasurable sensations. Without nerve connection (radial artery urethroplasty), some tactile sensation can be expected but not all the way to the tip of the phallus. Sensation from your clitoris/ pre surgical phallus (whether buried or unburied) since it is preserved and can be directly stimulated. From the sources and images I have seen, they look in the correct placement to me, also having a higher phallus is not mentioned in anything I remotely found.

Some surgical teams offer Urethroplasty (aka urethra lengthening procedure) as a secondary procedure for Abdominal Phalloplasty, using tissue from the forearm, mouth, clitoris, labia or vagina. This procedure does not require a vagenectomy(for those interested in keeping their vagina).

The abdominal flap is a type of procedure procedure called "pedicle" which means that part of the skin/ tissue graft is left attached to the original site—versus a free flap that requires microsurgery (surgery that is small and time consuming eg.connecting the nerves). This makes the AF procedure shorter.

So now let me answer your questions,

1. From what I have read it seems to be a very similar procedure, from my research I would say it is possible (this is not stated in any of the information I am finding, but given the similarities I would assume so, but this is not a 100% solid answer. I will look into it deeper and see if I can get anything to come up about it. So this is not a solid answer, but it a conclusion I have come up with.I apologize I can't give you a rock solid answer. And about ejaculation, I want to mention that the amount varies person to person. And to ejaculate from the tip would require a urethraplasty.

Edit(2): the glands also important for urination and biological hygiene. to have the fluid (ejaculate) the scenes glands produce, to lubricate the urethra for the passing of urine and helping "push bacteria out", with that said it makes me feel more confident with my yes, but that may be a question I may need to reach out for to be 100% sure.

2. Yes, you can get an erectile device :D!

3. Every source I found said that it would be three procedures if you wanted: radial artery (to urinate standing), and for erectile devices. One surgery per step is typical, you need to heal between each surgery. If you didn't want to urinate standing, it looks to be still two procedures if you want an erectile device. Recovery for the initial surgery is less time by half at least.

4. Yes, from what I have read most surgeons let you pick your size (given there is only so much tissue they can work with).

EDIT: Also I believe the first source has images of how the procedure is done, and after images! So you can see what one looks like!

I hope I covered all of your questions.

Stay Golden ✌🏽💙❤️

**Note: to urinate standing you would need to have the radial artery urethroplasty procedure.**

Main sources:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3687145/

https://www.phallo.net/procedures/abdominal-phalloplasty.htm

https://tau.amegroups.org/article/view/26419/24265#:~:text=The%20urethra%20can%20either%20be,phallus%20using%20labia%20minora%20tissue.

Educational image of a person with abdominal phalloplasty.

Credit for image to source: https://www.phallo.net/procedures/abdominal-phalloplasty.htm

[feyhunter78]

Can I request an Aemond and blind!reader fic? I think it would be an interesting dynamic. Aemond having one eye but being her eyes to guide her 🥹 maybe she lives at the keep as the daughter of someone on the court? Free reign!

You definitely can love!!! This idea is super cute🥺 it’s unedited and a bit short but I hope you like it!!

The Prince and His Musician

You rest your head against the neck of your lute, fingers strumming the strings as the notes fill your mind. Your mother tells you that the gods must have gifted you your musical abilities as penance for depriving you of your sight. She is one of the court musicians and has been training you since you were a child to one day take her place.

The sound of clapping makes your head jolt up.

“Even in your musings you make the most beautiful music.” Aemond’s voice fills the room and you don’t have the courage to tell him that his voice is more beautiful than any song you’ve ever heard.

“My apologies, my prince I did not hear you come in.”

He chuckles softly and sits beside you, placing a hand on yours. “I did not wish to disturb you. You know how much I adore watching you play.”

You duck your head bashful. “If I was aware you were here I could play something more to your liking.”

He lifts your chin and you feel his gaze upon your face. “You assume I do not enjoy simply sitting beside you as you craft your masterpieces?”

When you were young you had heard tales of the One-Eyed Prince, of his swiftness with a sword and his cold nature. When the Queen summoned your mother to his quarters you were sent instead, your mother suffering from a sore wrist.

You were guided by a kingsguard who announced your presence and lead you to a chair.

“Do you have any requests my prince?” You asked, hands at the ready.

He stood, and you heard his footsteps stop before you. “You are blind?”

You nodded, “yes, my prince, since birth. I can request for another musician to take my place if it makes you uncomfortable.”

“No.” He said, a bit too quickly. “No, please play something calming, I wish for music as I read.” His footsteps receded.

You began, playing a simple tune your mother would play for you as a child. As you played, threading songs into songs, and adding your own melodies, you heard a thud.

“My prince?” You asked, waiting for a response. When none came you stood and made your way over to where you assumed Aemond was sitting.

You felt around until your hands met warm flesh. Gently you ran your hands down the skin, feeling his eyebrows, the bridge of his nose, then your fingers brushed over puckered skin.

This must be the scar you heard whisper about.

You feel further marveling at the fine leather covering his eye, lost in your wandering when a hand grips your wrist.

“My prince, I am so sorry, I heard a thump and I came to check on you.” You apologized, jumping back.

Aemond’s grip loosened. “I fell asleep and dropped my book.”

“Oh, I see, again my deepest apologies.” You wonder if he’ll cut off your hand or kill you. You’ve heard dozens of stories of the cruelty of the Targaryens.

He releases your hand and sighs. “I must applaud you, not many musicians have been able to lull me to sleep with a few simple songs.”

That one moment changed your life forever. Suddenly you were the prince’s personal musician, he called for you whenever he was stressed or upset. He sought you out every free moment of his day, much like he did today.

You thought yourself foolish now, Aemond was the kindest man you’ve ever encountered. He walked you from his chambers and any other place you were summoned by him, he brought you sweets, and ensured that you had the finest instruments in the realm.

“Y/N, are you listening?” He brought you out of your thoughts of the past and you nodded.

“Of course, my prince.”

He’d released your chin and took your hand in his. “I wish for you to accompany me to the gardens.”

You stood and he linked your arms together before making sure your lute was safely tucked away.

He lead you out of the room and towards the gardens. You inhaled the smell of flowers and fresh dirt.

“Is there a particular reason you asked me here?”

He hummed lowly, then helped you sit on a bench. “I wished to ask you something.”

“Is it for a song, because I have no instruments with me.”

He chuckled. “No sweet one, I do not desire a song.” He took your hand and pressed it to his lips. “I desire your hand.”

You sat there in shock. “You wish to take my hand or you wish to marry me?”

“Marry you, Y/N I wish for you to be my wife, if you will have me.” His voice is filled with fondness, and it makes your heart sing.

You wrap your arms around him a wide smile lighting up your face. “Yes, yes I will have you, Aemond nothing would make me happier.”

He tilts your chin up, presses a gentle kiss to your lips, and you can feel him smiling.

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[danganronpa-mm-au]

is there any backstory on how they became like this in the first place?

Not really. It's just a different dimension where humans don't exist

[snovyda]

hi, please feel free to ignore this! I know it’s 100% NOT your responsibility to educate me! But if you don’t mind, can you please possibly explain why it’s bad to call the war “Putin’s war”? I thought it was said that way to make it clear Russia is the aggressor, not Ukraine, but if there is a reason it’s bad than obviously I won’t use it!!!!! I’m so confused about the whole war because I don’t know where to get good information from with no propaganda. It feels like so much is Russian propaganda. I just want to support Ukraine any way I can.

Sending you so much love from the states❤️

Thank you for the kind words of support! 💜

The answer is actually in your question. RUSSIA is the aggressor, and not just merely personally putin, the pathetic cowardly thug he is. Russia has been doing it for ages and never stopped, way before putin was president or even born. In the moderm history, after the break up of the USSR, russia has led multiple wars, in Moldova, Georgia, Chechnya, way before putin came to power. Putin is a symptom of the problem, not its cause. He is a product of the russian imperial culture, which was never looked at critically and processed by the society and was just glorified instead.

The term "putin's war" implies that all of this is solely only putin's fault, as if it's personally putin committing every single atrocity known to man. It's "russia's war" against Ukraine. It's not just putin, sadly.

[bokvshou]

"jc always hated wwx". i wish. I WISH he did. would have saved jc so much grief.

oh, absolutely. because hate is easy, much, much easier. the fact that jc always had that option and never took it to heart says a lot about him. I think that jc loves too much, he loved all his life, he loved his parents, he loved his sister, he loved wwx, but no one ever reciprocated with the same intensity and devotion. and that hurt every time.

but I think, although I hurt deeply for jc because he deserved better, his story is good as it is. at the end of the day their love is the only reason the plot exists to begin with, without the sacrifice they made for each other there would be no "demonic cultivation master" and the story would not have been about wwx. it's painfully obvious that jc loves wwx and he NEVER stopped loving him, even with everything that happened between them, and I firmly believe that wwx also had feelings for him at some point, and maybe it could have worked even in his second life, but uh. problems and shit.

[itstheendofthegoddamnworld]

hi so i have been reading your messmer fic since the first couple of chapters and i just wanted to say it has been an ABSOLUTE DELIGHT to read

i especially enjoy the way u write combat it is so dynamic but still very clear visually

also the way you pace out chapters where they aren't too long but still complete in their own right. so good.

anyway i hope u have a nice day :)

It means so much to hear, anon!✨ I've been more stressed out that I've not been providing enough in each chapter but it means a lot to know it's going well!!✨☺️

[doodlesbf]

Wind do you like sharks

Wind : I like sharks, want to see my pet shark?-

Chain: !!wind!!

[lightbringer-morningstar]

How many Goetia does it take to change a light bulb? Three! One to change it, one to say they could've done it better, and one to stick it up their feathered ass for no apparent reason!

"A-ha-hah...ha, really puts the term bird-brain into perspective now, doesn't it~?" he gestures with a motioned elbow into the jokester's rib-cage, "Still—gotta wonder about that third one, some kind-a fetish er... uh, kink going on there? No judgement, nooo judgement whatsoever, just uh, the ol' noodle noodling~" he motions his cane to point at the top of his own head, "Guess he was just hoping to get turned-on!" he chuckled loudly over his own addition to the joke.

[goddessofroyalty]

Nsfw anon here!! Thank you 💜

Now, considering Vander is so big and Silco is so thin, do you think that when they get going, Silco's stomach could... bulge?

Being dicked so hard you can see the outline of you bae inside of you

I mean that's half the appeal of the pairing isn't it? That belly bulge potential.

I do think it's the kind of thing where it doesn't necessarily happen all the time for them (has to be the right angle/position/etc). But it is definitively something that's possible with them. And they both absolutely get off on because they enjoy their size difference (both in terms of Silco enjoys that Vander is so big and Vander loves how tiny Silco feels in comparison to him).

[emilythedog661-tf2]

so did Engineer keep the kitten.?

I can definitely say that keeping the kitten was a good choice and they named her Custard 🥰

[askcofcharacters]

can i hold sick simon like a small cat (i am taller than him)

You got some scratches but it was worth it! right? - owner 1

[answersfromzestual]

"what happens if your erectile device breaks, would you need to have surgery or not and what would be the recovery time"

This is not a dumb question at all! I did have to do some research on this one to give you most the correct information I could find.

My research found was mostly studies done on older CIS men with erectile function issues, but still had some useful in common stuff.

From what I've read the most common complication is leaking from the reservoir from damage or a fistula. This would require surgical intervention. From there I read that the most viable option would be to replace the pump.

This means surgery to fix it.

The implants are filled with salt water/saline solution, which isn't harmful to a majority of people. If it does leak, your body would just absorb it within a small period of time. But you should still seek medical attention right away after noticing a leak or any damage.

The recovery time can be from two to three weeks, depending on how badly/where the implant is damaged and what procedure they would have to perform to correct it.

Here are my sources that I mainly used for your question, friend:

https://northislandurology.ca/procedures/erectile-dysfunction/inflatable-penile-prosthesis/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2581729/

https://www.drshrid.com/2021/08/what-is-it-like-to-recover-from-penile-implant-surgery/#:~:text=Generally%2C%20patients%20are%20advised%20to,swelling%20and%20discomfort%20also%20decrease.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/penis-pump/about/pac-20385225

I will email the clinic I speak with and let you and everyone else know what the surgerons and urologists have to say.

Stay tuned for that!

Thank you for the question,

Stay Golden ✌️ 💙 💜

-Ask from follower

[therogerclarkfanclub]

Don't you find it weird that fans have to PAY another person a lot of money to take a picture or sign something for them?

Personally? No, not really.

This is part of their livelihood. Traveling to all these places is not cheap. They love their fans, sure. But if they did it for free, they would not be able to do these Cons so frequently. And most certainly not the Europeans ones. It would drive them bankrupt.

I'm not sure what you mean by "a lot of money", their autographs are very affordable as far as celebrity autographs go, and have remained so for many years now. They hardly have had any price increases, given how everything has gone up, and they have kept their fees very affordable.

Plus a lot of people see a great value on their signed photos. Not only because they have played these characters that everyone loves, but also because they are very welcoming of the community and they do not act like your stereotypical stuck up celebrity.