#anna von vamalia

[mysteryofvampires]

Heirs of the night incorrect quotes:

Because I miss them so much. (Warning: this is long and I have many more for a part two if anybody's interested :)

Fanny: I am the most responsible person in the group.

Nicu: ...You just set the kitchen on fire?

Fanny: Yes, and I take full responsibility for that.

Fanny: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Tammo: Even better.

Fanny: What the fuck did you-

Tammo: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy!

Alisa: What are you drinking?

Ivy: Vodka.

Alisa: Straight?

Ivy: No, gay. Why?

Nicu: Working sucks.

Nicu: I want to be a malewife where my only responsibilities are being sexy and cute.

Luciano: You have crayons?

Lars: Yes I have-

Luciano: You're-How old are you?

Lars: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS! I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV, BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS!

Lars, holding a toy lightsaber: I'm Darth Vader!

Alisa: I'm done with everyone's bullshit.

Malcolm: Everybody calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults.

Luciano: So we're just going to wing it and hope for the best?

Malcolm: Obviously. Now Fanny pass the shovel!

Lars: I don't need to get to bed. I'm not tired. I'll be fine.

Alisa: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Lars: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Alisa: Is it working?

Luciano: Think you can unlock the door for us?

Fanny: Sure. I just need a few things. Ivy, can I have your creditcard?

Ivy: Sure, just make sure not to bend it.

Fanny: Thanks. Now, Malcolm, break down the door.

Ivy: Huh?!

Tammo: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Seamour: But are you shuffling?

Tammo: Everyday.

Ivy: What language are you two speaking?!

Nicu: If you took a shot for every time you made a dumb decision, how drunk would you be?

Seamour: Maybe a bit tipsy?

Ivy: Drunk.

Fanny: Wasted.

Lars: Dead.

Ivy: Good morning!

Nicu: Bold statement.

Joanne, opening a capri sun: Guess I'll drink my problems away...

Lars: *Is throwing stones at Alisa's window*

Alisa: You have a phone for a reason, Lars!

*THUD*

Alisa: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

(Romeo and Juliette gone wrong, lol)

Alisa: Norwegia. Is. Not. A. COUNTRY!

Nicu: Then were are Norwegian people from?!

Inger: Norway!

Alisa: Are you drinking enough water?

Malcolm: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

*somewherebin the future*

Someone: So, how many children do you have?

Anna: Biologically, legally or emotianally? Because there is a difference...

Alisa: Come on Malcolm. Nobody actually believes that Lars is in love with me.

Malcolm, turning to the squad: Raise your hand if you think that Lars is helplessy in love with Alisa.

*Everyone raises their hand*

Alisa: Lars, put your hand down!

Joanne: How is spring not everyone's favourite season? The trees are PINK guys!

Inger: Allergies are also a problem y'know.

Joanne: But pink.

Luciano: And it's hot.

Joanne: PINK!

[ashleyboo-blog]

Anna: Alisa it's me, it’s mommy wake up. I have to go, I wish for you to grow up surrounded by love. But there are things out there that are greater then you or me. There are wrongs so great that we have to give everything we have to set it right. If you never see me again, remember that everything I did was out of love.

😥