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violin emoji rating by a violinist

is this original? absolutely not but i wanted to do it so here you go

not bad, apple, not bad. the outline on it is weird af and the bow is way too thick, but everything else is nice. the scroll bothers me a little tho. its not closed off like that.

8/10 effort was given and (some) research was done. appreciate.

hey um the body is good and all, and the scroll has the same problem as apple's, but where the fuck are the strings?! they're kinda important you know!! and what happened to your bridge jc!! i will say the bow is better; less thick and more realistic.

1/10 you need strings fucker.

what am i looking at?! not a violin it looks like a fucking banjo. bridge? nonexistent. strings? vanished. chin rest is also gone which is unacceptable. even the f-holes are crap and you actually included them. the fingerboard is taking over the scroll. oh no. and where is the bow?!

0/10 a disgrace

alright better. the wood finish is a nice color, i like how the bow corresponds. but alas, the shoulder rest is missing once again. the scroll is probably the best one so far though, i have to say. still a little wonky though. other than that- wait a fucking second why are there only two strings?! you can't play with just an a and an e you need d and g!!! i was gonna give this one a decent grade too.

4/10 you need all the strings asshole

omg!!! THE SCROLL IS CORRECT HOLY SHIT AND THAT BOWWWW IS SO ACCURATE AND PRETTY!!! unnecessarily thicc and again missing a chin rest but like !!!! im so happy they got the scroll right. all the strings are there, the bridge is down a little too far but its there, the shading on this is actually really nice and yea. i like this one.

9/10 thank you thank you thank you

what is this, a fucking guitar?! only two strings, the bridge is not a bridge idk what the fuck that is, there aren't even f-holes!!, the pegs are just dots like wtf?! the scroll is a fucking BOX. chin rest has vanished no one can find her. i'm so mad at this.

-3/10 this needs to be erased IMMEDIATELY

oh shit facebook knows their shit!! they even have fine tuners! i couldn't be mad at the others for not having them bc a lot of violins don't, actually, but i'm glad they're being represented here! bow is weird ngl and the scroll looks like it had a fucking aneurysm, but they got the outline thingy right that not all violins have but mine does, and again its a beautiful stain color. the f-holes are really detailed and life like. appreciated!

7/10 not bad facebook not bad

first off shape is superrr wonky but like THE SCROLL IS RIGHT so i can't be too mad at it. the bow is really nice actually and everything seems right, chin rest is still missing tho. the a-string is like moved over too far though?? kinda bothers me but whatever. its nice!

8/10 would play

what- what- even? is that?! i cant even. the shading is bonkers and literally everything is missing except the endpiece, a semblence of a fingerboard, and like the scroll is not even attached?? i'm in awe of how bad this is. i can't even tell that it's supposed to be a violin.

-10/10 this is so sacrilegious my eyes are burned

oh dang!! THE CHIN REST HAS BEEN FOUND I REPEAT THE CHIN REST HAS BEEN FOUND, all the strings are there, the bridge, the pegs are not in the right spot and the scroll is back to square 1, and does the bow even have hair? the highlight at the bottom is unnecessary but i like the coloring otherwise. this is actually kinda good what the heck

7/10 effort was put in thank you

apprently theres an image limit but theres MORE so i will be back in the reblogs 😎

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to all the lovely people who, like me, find mother's day/father's day to be insanely traumatic and painful:

i see you. your pain is valid. you are not ungrateful because your parent(s) hurt you. you are not ungrateful for wanting to distance yourself from them after everything they've done to you. you are loved, you are worthy of kindness and care. please, if you haven't already, drink some water. eat something. take your medicine. do your best to take care of yourself today, maybe treat yourself a little bit. today doesn't have to be about them. today can be about you. ❤️

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YALL LISTEN THE FUCK UP

as yall know coronavirus is a thing and it sucks ass and the world wants it gone thank you very much (to put it lightly)

not all of you may be youtube junkies so im posting it here.

jacksepticeye is doing a ginormous charity stream on APRIL 7TH to benefit organizations who are working to ease the impact of covid-19. sean has worked so hard to make this happen and although i can't donate myself, i can still spread the word.

and no this is not an april fools joke although i got a few good ones today

heres the link to his video explaining these shenanigans: https://youtu.be/Pqaq6EOJCFk

spread the word whether you like him or not!!! its an amazing cause!!

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hello friends i'm back from the dead i deleted tumblr for a while bc i just wasn't using it but now that i'm here to cry about unus annus with a relatively larger group of people i figured i'd share some new ✨interests✨ of mine that have developed during covid

are yall ready for an absolute unit of a brain dump NOPE BUT HERE I GO

i have become an up and coming theatre nerd and no one can stop me

no i'm not british i just like that spelling so much better "theater" ew the fuck

my current favs are six (k howard is my child), & juliet (miriam teak-lee is a goddess and no one can change my mind), anastasia (holy fuck dimya is the cutest thing ever), beetlejuice (compilations of bj being horny give me life), and yes like a month ago i finally watched hamilton for the first time and when i say IM IN LOVE

i have discovered that somehow i hate my family more than i did before which is uh slightly concerning

i have started learning a lot about myself and my triggers and oh yea it's very possible that i'm depressed and have cptsd but like haha i won't know that for sure for a couple years because my parents don't think mental health is actually important

also that would require me to tell someone other than my best friend out loud that my parents are abusive fucks and they would have to BE THERE and i'm not ready for that yet nope nope nopeity nope

uhhh what else

OH yea unus annus happened although that was before quarantine but oh well

i fell asleep the last three hours of the livestream yesterday and i MISSED IT i'm so angry at my inability to function on no sleep

seriously like i'm exhausted 24/7 like i could take a nap at any time and it still wouldn't be enough

my eyes literally couldn't stay open yesterday at like 11:30 (est) and whenever ethan or mark would yell i would jump up be like WAH WHAT WHATS HAPPENING

and i had to get up early this morning anyway so i told my friend (we were on facetime) to just recap me in the morning and accepted my fate into the beautiful world of sleep

also no one cares but my birthday video was ethan redefines male beauty and its honest to god one of my favorites

amy was 100% right it was just like "oops all bangers"

another favorite would be the trolley problem like them trying to read the one with your dick stuck in the rails killed me

but anyway

i redid my room this summer! it's a beachy boi now and i love it so much

some trauma came with that but honestly i can't do anything without trauma anymore so i've just kind of accepted it

i've also been really stressed about ya know our ✨government✨ lately bc trump is a pos and i've been seeing all this shit that's like "he's attempting a coup" and i'm like the FUCK is that

honestly i'm terrified to look it up which is why i still don't know what it is

also hardcore trumpies scare me

yea i said it

ummmmm brainfart

i zoned out for FIVE SECONDS and i forget what i was gonna say

welcome to my whole life guys

my dog is still really cute

she turns 10 soon

and i love her but i REALLY want a cat

like really bad

like i love cats so much and they don't seem to hate me so i'll take it

I DIED MY HAIR IM HALF BLONDE NOW AND I WASNT BEFORE

I ALSO GOT MY BRACES OFF THANK FUCK

you know what's funny

i only got tumblr back bc they kept emailing me

you wanna know why

because porn bots keep following me

LIKE WHATTT LMAOOO

like i get it i radiate sex appeal but i'm underage bro that's illegal

i'm gonna stop while i'm ahead and take time to praise our lord and savior john mulaney who i'm still convinced is immortal and will in fact be the muleaney

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in case yall were wondering what that great april fools joke i got yesterday was:

this was our listening exercise for my german class

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my dog is the epitome of chaos in this picture and i love it

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the look on this guy's face is pure chaos and i love it

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professional lanternfly killer right here

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uh target that's not really how this works

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do you ever just wonder how everyone else in the car would react if you just threw your phone out the window

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i've found that the less i care, the better it looks

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Doot Doot

d-do-doot doot??

DOOT DOOT!!!!

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a bit about me

i try to be cryptic about personal stuffs but i'll do my best

name: andrea paige

age: teenager :)

fav color: light aqua and gold/silver is forever my aesthetic

hobbies: swimming, baking, reading

lives: northeast usa

job: school (ack) and violinist (i dont actually get paid lmao)

tumblr bestie: @gizemnurhz who also happens to be my only irl bestie that has tumblr (she knows what's up)

fav blogs: @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses @not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea @aerithsage & @vaveyard

sideblogs: none right now but that might change soon, thinking about making a page for all my fandoms

feel free to ask about anything that i missed!

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some school adventures for yall:

in chemistry today, my teacher was using the cost of starbucks drinks as an analogy to explain how weighted averages work.

at the end of this she went straight into saying "now listen, i don't know so you guys, but i can't afford to get $5.50 drinks every day. i'm going to wawa for free tuesday coffees because i'm a teacher in 2020"

also in my ap us history class, my teacher was ranting about bridal showers and baby showers and she goes "when do i, a good taxpaying citizen, get to just have gifts handed to me for doing nothing?" and i straight up hit her with "when you're dead"

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well it sure fuckin did huh