#angoratious

[gold-kobold]

Petition to change the ship name to AngorDic

A N G O R D I C

that is one i haven't heard yet

i'll have to add it to the List of Totally Neglected Ship Names Even Though They're Superior In Every Way

[goldies-cryptobitch]

Rarepair Contest Entry - Prompt: Nature/Stargazing

(Sorry if the audio cuts are awkward, I couldn’t figure out how to do the whole song effectively with such limited content options for Dictatious)

Guys PLEASE enter @melsandbox / @infogremlinmelise‘s rarepair contest, you have no idea how badly Gold and I crave rarepair content

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AaAAHAAhaAHAAHAAAAAAAAA HOLY MOTHER OF ALLTHAT IS KIND OMGGGGG I’M GONNA CRY FKJSHHDJFKGHJK @shina-mizushima��� LOOK AT THEM!!!! LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL IDIOTS OMG!!!!!!!!

what up i’ve only known of this ship for one (1) day and

i bet some will know whose fault this is.

a wonderful fault.

... @gold-kobold thank

[gold-kobold]

Toby: Just tell him, “You’re beautiful”

Angor Rot: Good idea, thanks

Angor Rot, to Dictatious: I’m beautiful

[gold-kobold]

I was curious to see if I’d been making their heights accurate in my drawings of them, and there’s no screentime with both of them together, nor is there any measurable shots between Angor and Blinky, so I just used Barbara to (approximately) measure their height difference instead. This is the end result, for anyone else who may be curious ;P

It kinda looks like they’re about to hold hands in that last one, which i’m not against, but at the same time, Dic also looks somewhat ready to whack Angor with that stick tbh and I don’t know which situation I prefer more

-Q

[gold-kobold]

Dictatious: Are you mad at me?

Angor Rot: Take a guess.

Dictatious: No?

Angor Rot: Take another guess.

[gold-kobold]

Reasons to ship DicRot:

eye rolls

[gold-kobold]

Regarding your tag "#i need a newer more ridiculous tag for these stupids." regarding the sheer number of ship names for Angor and Dictatious, how about we get Dictatious' middle name involved? Angor Maximus!

angor maximus

i love it

and it also works because they have a feccing mAXIMAL AMOUNT OF DANG SHIP NAMES

[gold-kobold]

Listen... I’m weak.

-Q

[gold-kobold]

Angor takes the ring with shaking hands. "How did you? I have tried to find it, after our return." He looks at Dictatious eyes furrowed. "Okay, it wasnt me per say. It was the Trollhunter." Dictatious shrugs. Angor looks at the ring, he dares not smash it again. "I can't, this seems like a dream" Angor takes his hand. "Its not. After everything, we can be together with no strings attached." Dictatious smiles. Angor pulls him close. "Thank you" They stay that way, lost together. ♡ ~Adam

MY SONS

thank you i am a fluff mooch and i love this bless you

[gold-kobold]

AU Clip #2

But when he made his way to the plateau, Angor Rot and the stalkling were nowhere to be seen.

“Strange….” Dictatious said to himself, looking around confused. Angor Rot takes any chance he can get to be out here with the thing, so where could they be?

After about thirty minutes of waiting, Dictatious’s confusion was starting to morph into concern.

He left, making his way back to the camp.

Nothing was out of order, Gumm-Gumm soldiers still going about doing their business as usual, and when Dictatious got to the livestock hold, none of the cages had been tampered with either.

That being said, he couldn’t properly see the stalkling’s cage from so low down. So, up the path to her Dictatious went. Eventually Angor Rot came into his field of vision, him sitting in front of the cage, completely still.

“Oh, there you are…” Dictatious said, relieved to see him fine and… well? He continued forwards. “Aren’t you taking her out today?”

Angor Rot didn’t say a word. Didn’t even look Dictatious’s way. His eyes kept staring morosely at the inside her enclosure.

That bad feeling inside Dictatious grew. When he got close enough to see inside for himself, his worries were verified.

The stalkling’s stone corpse lay shattered across the floor of the cave, pieces strewn from wall to wall. She’d been torn to shreds with absolutely no mercy to be shown.

“Gods…” Dictatious gasped quietly with wide eyes, feeling his heart clench on the assassin’s behalf. “I-I’m so sorry, Angor, this should never’ve happened—”

“It wasn’t your fault.” Angor Rot mumbled, still unmoving. There was anger in his voice, but it was obviously not directed at the conundrum.

“This happened because you tried to defend me—I shouldn’t have angered him, I–!”

“Dictatious.”

This time Angor Rot made eye contact, Dictatious’s stammering being put to a stop.

“It wasn’t your fault.” Angor repeated more sternly. He sighed, looked back at the broken pieces, voice again lowered. “He would have found some other excuse to be rid of her. Her fate was sealed from the start.”

That didn’t mean he wouldn’t be upset about it.

Dictatious stared at Angor Rot dolefully, then at the corpse pieces, then at Angor again. Not saying another word, he sat next to Angor, moving his stare to the ground, and hesitantly put a hand on the tamer’s shoulder as an act of condolence.

Angor Rot closed his eyes and sighed again. At least, even if only a little bit, he could find some solace in the fact that he still had one troll left here that provided him comfort in this hopeless place.

***Sorry for the angst =’) Hope you like it anyway!***

WHY DO THE PETS ALWAYS DIE

@shina-mizushima @infogremlinmelise @thelovelydeer @sofimoon27 suffer with me again you guys

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"I have no need for things with no soul" Dictatious looks down from his perch. Angor frowns. "Well I have no need for you either!" He looks away, slightly hurt. "Thats why I am going to give you this. I stole it from Morgana." Dictatious opens his fist holding the Inferna Copula. (Hi names Adam, love your stuff, have a something, runs away)

AAAAAHHHHHH YOU BAMBOOZLED ME REAL GOOD THERE ADAM BUT IT TURNED OUT SO GOOD HOW COULD ONLY A FEW LINES PLAY WITH MY HEART SO HHHHHHH

thank you so much i love the something and i’m happy you like my content jkhgfhjgkhj

[gold-kobold]

AU Clip

Angor Rot stared at the conundrum troll for a while. Then he got an entertained smile on his face. “She’s safe to touch, if you’re interested.”

Dictatious sputtered out a laugh formed from nervousness, keeping his distance and even taking a step back. “Oh no, I’m quite happy where I am, thank you.” He said it like he was shocked Angor would suggest such a dumb thing.

Angor Rot’s smile quickly turned into a smirk. “I thought you liked trying new things.”

“You know what else I like?” Dictatious said while giving the stalkling a shifty glare. “Having four hands.”

Making a sound of fake disappointment, Angor turned to face his stalkling again, petting her. “Aww, do you hear that? The little conundrum is scared of you.” He said, voice that of how someone talks to their pet. The stalkling made a chirping noise, and Angor nodded somberly and “replied” to her. “I know, that’s what I told him! Who could be scared of a lovely creature such as yourself, hmm?” He gently laid his forehead against her beak and purred. “Who, indeed.” He smirked at Dictatious again as he did and said that.

Arms crossed and eyes rolling near out of his head, Dictatious fake-laughed in response. 

Still though, he did seem very comfortable with the creature, no fear to be shown… and it did seem to be behaving tamely… He’d also never expected the stalkling to calm Angor down so much in turn.

Sensing Dictatious’s uncertainty, Angor Rot sent him a more direct stare, flicking his head towards her as a gesture for him to come closer.

Dictatious frowned, but his curiosity would always get the better of him in the end, wouldn’t it?

He moved very slow and tentatively but he did ended up walking over to them.

The stalkling raised her head, eying Dictatious with much curiosity of her own, and he flinched back.

“It’s alright.” Angor Rot said to reassure him, gesturing him to come forwards again. “I assure you, she has a gentle personality.”

“It’s a stalkling! They are the opposite of gentle!” Dictatious said back.

Angor Rot didn’t even give that a reply, just kept petting her head, obviously not getting his hand ripped off, and raised an eyebrow at Dictatious.

Dictatious sighed, he was annoyed, but decided to continue forwards. He kept his eyes on the stalkling the whole time, very tense and cautious when he was within her biting range.

Angor Rot kept a careful watch too, and when Dictatious was close enough, he said, “Hold out a hand.”

Dictatious squinted at him. But at this point there was no point in going back now. He did as Angor said, and slowly extended his hand, already cringing in preparation for this to go horribly wrong.

The stalkling’s head tilted to the side, but her attention went to Angor when he made a clicking sound with his tongue that she recognized. He moved his hand next to Dictatious’s, making sure she watched as he did, and he made the sound again.

“Just be still.” Angor whispered to Dictatious, knowing he’d probably try to flinch away.

And he was of course right. When the winged troll brought her head closer, Dictatious looked so badly like he just wanted to get hundreds of miles away from her, but to Angor’s surprise, he did manage to not move.

The stalkling gave the stranger’s hand a couple of cautionary sniffs, and then immediately pressed her face against it, rubbing like a cat against his hand as she wanted to be pet.

“O-oh” Dictatious stuttered, too surprised to even be startled off. “That’s…. unexpected….”

“You see?” Angor purred, stroking the tuft of the stalkling’s neck as he admired her. “She’s not as scary as she seems. Her heart can be kind.”

The killer troll’s focus may have fully been on the stalkling, but all Dictatious’s attention had turned to him now, not taking his eyes off Angor Rot for a second. “… So it seems…” He murmured to himself.

***Aand that’s one of the scenes I decided to finish, hope you like it, Gold-Kobold!***

this is soooooo perfect my guy!!!! adorable to the extreme!!!!!!! @shina-mizushima @sofimoon27 @thelovelydeer @infogremlinmelise look!!!!!! look at the boys!!!!!

[gold-kobold]

A gift for Goldie, whose wonderful writing made me fall head over heels for this stupid, beautiful ship!

-Q

[gold-kobold]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Here we go, the first chapter! (Let’s hope I’m any good at estimating how many chapters I’ll need, eh? ;) 

I’M READY TO SUFFER MY FRIEND THANK YOU!!! (and LMAOOO that would make one of us (rip me and my “10 chapters” ass))

@shina-mizushima @infogremlinmelise @raging-dumpster-fire-of-the-soul @sofimoon27 @thelovelydeer EYO DICROT SQUAD WHERE YOU AT

[gold-kobold]

I found a prompt that went, "Write about two seemingly ordinary people get married only to find out later that one is a murderer." and all I could think of was Dictatious straight up not realizing that Angor Rot kills people and making the pikachu face when he connected the dots

*gasp* i’m sorry i didn’t see this sooner!!! omfg that’s hilarious, imagine them on a date like

Dic: So what do you do in your free time?

Angor: *shoving a shattered troll corpse into a bush* … Rock collecting