#andrewbreitel

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Send Lucifer Str8 2 Hell @andrewbreitel . (at Gainesville, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs7MTr_Fv5a/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=16sb94sh7h9o0

[jjbrine]

#demonic #possession @andrewbreitel 😈 = 😍 = 😈 (at Vector Gallery) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs7L_CDh6r_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ap5jrv6zufk3

[vectorgov]

@andrewbreitel @dead_girl_club @crystalmoonwitch @tuesdaysagenda @unik0rn_piss (at Vector Gallery) https://www.instagram.com/p/Brb-I70FpTX/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=17hy0sa9adqv6

[tenyards]

Come help me and my terrible sister daughters birth a fully formed 25 month old next Friday (that’s next Friday, the 19th, not this Friday, the 12th) with the help of one hundred thousand doulas (because @mr.mster, @angelicasundae, @reaganholiday, @autoeroticasphyxiation666, @shanitabump, and @xoxoeviscera each count as 16,666.666 doulas) at @goldsoundsbar (44 Wilson Ave) for every $5-$10 you give @andrewbreitel at the door, you get a placental chunk! . Photo by @patrickisphotographer https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo0g11LAcz7/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=v08df0rtbwak

[tangledface]

cuppacola reblogged your post “andrewbreitel: reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit”

“you are wonderful in every way?? / like / genuinely you are one of the best and most wondrous pieces of shit i've ever met in my life??? / ??? / ily 💓 / “

amy lmao this is simultaneously the nicest and greatest thing anyone has ever said to me ily too asdfghgfdxfghj

[andrewbreitel]

hey straight people if you want to support me this pride month venmo @andrewbreitel

[cantankerouscatfish]

neriad13 replied to your post “it is 7 minutes past midnight and I am reasonably certain that my mum...”

Or is it ghosts?

neriad13 replied to your post “gummiebears-glue-andphrasing: kacjzernandef: davidisbeyonce: Me:...”

  Yeah, that's part of why I never ask strangers how they are. Or answer such questions myself. If you mean to say hello and not get a response other than a simple greeting, don't go barging into people's personal lives, no matter how unintended.                

HONESTLY!! it’s mostly understood that the little “hi, how are you?” is meant to be answered with one or two words, not a gd life story. it’s to make the cashier ~more human~ to the customer. but like... don’t waste everyone’s time aaaa

neriad13 replied to your post “andrewbreitel: reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit”

  NO YOU'RE NOT                

joke’s on you~~

neriad13 replied to your photo “tfw you want to take a cute photo of the cat, but he decides now is...”

  The expression on your face more than makes up for it.                

this is what I get for trying to pick him up while he’s asleep.

dvasva replied to your photo “tfw you want to take a cute photo of the cat, but he decides now is...”

  Quality cat lick                

he is quite the photogenic furworm. :O

[vectorgov]

@andrewbreitel @dead_girl_club @tuesdaysagenda 🤖 (at Vector Gallery) https://www.instagram.com/p/Brb9ksWF2qK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=z9pykqqdapy7

[tenyards]

It’s almost here... the Drag Industrial Complex... I can hear it chewing up catch phrases and spitting out merchandise... but what’s that? A scream? A boogie surf guitar riff? Could it be... Death? Has Death finally come for us all on her surfboard? Anyway, before she does you should come out to @goldsoundsbar (44 Wilson Ave) on August 31st for STR8 TO DVD: SUMMER BUMMER with downer numbers from all your summer favs who are going to be withering into aged fall crones like @qhristwithaq (oops, too late), @its.sherrypoppins (Not a crone yet!), @itscrystalmesh (she’s still our mother!), @mr.mpleasure (Never gonna be a crone, but crones love him), @ariadercibaby (definitely a maiden), @autoeroticasphyxiation666 (crone-adjacent), and @fritzivalkyrie (crone-ascendant)! I’ll be there too, with @andrewbreitel at the door, cuties at the bar, and it costs $5-10 and starts at midnight! https://www.instagram.com/p/Bm4Pf3egG6O/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wjpzj5su1cky

[saladdaysaregone]

ahh im blushin !!

[literallysame]

andrewbreitel replied to your post: I think one of my posts is gonna reach...

which one lame-o

http://literallysa.me/post/83443979871/x

[surora]

andrewbreitel replied to your post:[[MOR]im an ugly piece of shit.

ur post lied

Its truer then most

[vectorgov]

@drewcilla.fisher @connor_eit @or_acle @andrewbreitel 🇰🇵🇬🇱🇰🇵🇬🇱🇰🇵🇬🇱 (at Vector Gallery)

[tenyards]

What a piece of work is WIG, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like @its.sherrypoppins, in apprehension how like @qhristwithaq! the beauty of @andrewbreitel, the paragon of @reignofdynasty —and yet, to me, what is this quintessence of @queenrobert? @chiefa_staff delights not me—nor @whowearsshortshorts neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so. . Anyway, come to @goldsoundsbar (44 Wilson Ave) on 3/26 (That’s Monday), at 12 (that’s midnight, though I will be there before then) and bring $5 for SOLILOQUIES ALL NIGHT!

[tommytv]

andrewbreitel replied to your photoset “It’s not an Afro" - What is it? “Italian curls.”

yaaaaaassss

ty bbe boi

[mattyjoseph]

Andrew doesn't like my gif usage. What a little bitch