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Une Double identité vraiment-✨
#tcomc#andrea cavalcanti#the count of monte cristo#edmond dantes#le comte de monte cristo#meme#french side of tumblr#frenchblr#french#humor
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Benedetto Cavalcanti? The guy who played Sherlock?
#guys pls laugh#I'm so funny#le comte de monte cristo#the count of monte cristo#andrea cavalcanti#tcomc#alexander dumas#alexandre dumas#benedict cumberbatch#benedict cumberbatch meme#bbc sherlock#in my defence#I came up with it at 1 a.m. so...
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A word on Benedetto’s father figures
Because I’ve been thinking about it all week. Have some parallels and contrasts, my friends:
Villefort:
Starts off Benedetto’s story extremely strongly by literally burying him alive within minutes of his birth. No one has ever failed their son harder.
Might have been onto something when he said crime spread around him and from him like a disease. Seriously, look at this family! It’s so dysfunctional in so many ways!!! If you’re a nature-over-nurture person, it’s not that far-fetched to suppose Benedetto got the Criminal Gene™ from him.
Literally changed his name to hide his compromising origins (as much as humanly possible in the spheres he frequents).
Burnt Edmond’s denunciation letter. Guess who else likes to burn things?
Is brought down by the literal unearthing of his biggest secret, which in turn concludes Benedetto’s arc.
Bertuccio:
Is, literally, the one who gave Benedetto life, and the emissary of Providence™ who shows up to bestow blessings upon him at semi-regular intervals.
Unfortunately, those gifts are always cursed. Surprise salvation from the grave in the garden? Only happens because Bertuccio tried to murder the kid’s father first, and results in what is functionally a kidnapping. Surprise adoption? Results in Benedetto being raised by a literal criminal, who is #shocked when his protege starts hanging out with ill-intentioned older boys and disciplines him with what we can reasonably assume from the unreliable narration is the good old belt. Surprise life-changing information about his origins that Bertuccio held onto all these years? Only revealed to cement Benedetto’s status as Monte-Cristo’s puppet.
Crumbled the second Benedetto questioned his ascendance, therefore drawing a clear link between authority and paternity and reinforcing the kid’s desire to defy both.
“Major Cavalcanti”:
Is just Some Guy™.
And yet, they have so much in common: both are impostors trapped in Monte-Cristo’s web, both are passionate about scamming rich people. There’s a quasi-instantaneous recognition between the two and, because they share the same goal, they develop a strangely wholesome understanding…? It’s forced coexistence as much as it is respect, but it’s not deprived of a weird sort of warmth, and Monte-Cristo himself comments on how much it looks like actual familial love. The contrast with Caderousse could not be harsher.
In virtue of his fake wealth and fake fatherhood, the Major becomes the Ultimate Authority™ ‘Andrea’ name-drops every time he wants to advance in society.
Caderousse:
Outwardly, he adopts all the attributes of a good father. He taught Benedetto most of his tricks! He feeds him! He talks of all the hardships they’ve been through together, like a family would!
But, of course, what he’s really doing is blackmailing Benedetto. Caderousse wants money, and it’s taken him a while to actually get his hands dirty, but he’s finally graduating to murder! And his silly young friend should help him if he doesn’t want his blood spilled on Place de Grève.
Anyway Benedetto stabs that guy real bad. I thought it was hilarious of him.
Danglars:
As Andrea’s future father-in-law, Danglars is his ticket towards the life of luxury without effort he has always wanted.
Of course, Danglars is using Andrea for the same reason Caderousse uses Benedetto: for money. Both of them lie about what they own, ergo about who they are, to get their hands on what they think the other has. This is especially interesting when put in perspective with the brutal honesty Danglars employs when talking to Eugénie, who he treats like a son and almost business partner rather than like a daughter (Transmasc Eugénie Truthers, rise up!).
… But of course, he still wants people to think of he and Andrea as family to strengthen his own nobility: if his son (in-law) is a prince, a title Danglars repeats ad nauseam, doesn’t that make him a king?
All things considered, despite losing their freedom (temporarily in Danglars’ case), money and status, both of them get a relatively happy ending compared to most of the cast.
Monte-Cristo:
BUCKLE UP THIS IS THE MOST INTERESTING.
Twice Benedetto raises the possibility of Monte-Cristo being his biological father, a perfectly logical conclusion in light of what he has done for him; in turn, Monte-Cristo recognises Benedetto as one of God’s punishers, a title he otherwise only attributes to himself.
Both of them went through a symbolic rebirth after being buried alive.
Both of them were wrongly accused of being evil incarnate, but eventually graduated to Full-On Criminals. Talk about self-fulfilling prophecies.
Escape Artists™
Both had to completely reinvent themselves, down to their names and origins, to achieve their ambitions.
Ruined engagement ceremony!!! This also draws parallels to Villefort and, interestingly, to Valentine and Franz.
THIS:
🇫🇷 « Ce calme, cette parfaite aisance firent comprendre à Andrea qu’il était pour le moment étreint par une main plus musculeuse que la sienne, et que l’étreinte n’en pouvait être facilement brisée. »
🇬🇧 « This calm, this perfect poise told Andrea that he was presently held by a hand far stronger than his, whose grip could not be escaped easily. »
Both Edmond and Benedetto know they are prisoners of people more powerful than they are, of the narrative, of a superior power that wields them like knives; both Monte-Cristo and Andrea accept their role as knives in the hope of eventually slicing through their ties. Whether or not they succeeded in the end is up to the reader’s interpretation.
#literature#french literature#alexandre dumas#le comte de monte cristo#benedetto#benedetto tcomc#andrea cavalcanti#gérard de villefort#bertuccio#major cavalcanti#gaspard caderousse#danglars#edmond dantès#random ramblings
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Haydée's interests: manipulation, serving cunt, singing, music, stewing in hatred, walking, flowers, smoking hookah, chilling
André's interests: hitting people with things, poorly planned murders, scrolling star wars twitter and kinning Anakin
#This is 2024 them but I know Haydée is still on that hookah as she is in the book#- 🦇#andré de villefort#andre de villefort#andrea cavalcanti#le comte de monte cristo#the count of monte cristo 2024#the count of monte cristo#text#our posts#haydée tebelin#haydee tebelin#2024verse
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My weirdly specific type of character seems to be "high-ranking lawyer's estranged and visibly unstable child who definitely didn't turn out alright"
#the marauders era#slytherin skittles#barty crouch jr#evillious chronicles#nemesis sudou#count of monte cristo#andrea cavalcanti
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I'm mentally well
(guyz im the canon andrea NOT the one from gankutsuou 🙏🤕)
#alterhuman#otherkin#the count of monte cristo#tcomc#fictionkin#gankutsuou andrea#andrea cavalcanti#benedetto tcomc#benedetto#gankutsuou the count of monte cristo#gankutsuou#he's me#this is me btw
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#gankutsuou: the count of monte cristo#andrea#andrea cavalcanti#please let me have spelled that right lmao#i DID spell it wrong!#benedetto#i dont know his last name as benedetto im not bothering with it#anyway. i dont really care if bad things happened to eugenie. they should have happened to me instead#i want him soooooooooooooo bad. he Would be the death of me though#fortunately he is fictional so i will not die any time soon!#god he sucks so bad i want him SO BAD#hed look great bouncing and moaning on it. im right. even if he is a blonde.#WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ALT TEXT#monochrome
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Another Count of Monte-Cristo color palette (made by me) 🖤
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Eugenie in the background: What are you guys even talking about?
#tcomc#the count of monte cristo meme#meme#classic literature#the count of monte cristo#literature meme#albert de morcerf#benedetto#andrea cavalcanti#valentine de villefort#getting paid meme
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#tcomc#the count of monte cristo#le comte de monte cristo#andrea cavalcanti#edmond dantes#alexandre dumas#meme#french#french side of tumblr#frenchblr#funny#humor
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I HAVE WATCHED TCOMC 2024 AND I HAVE THOUGHTS
Scenery - beautiful. Shots - amazing. Actors - O.M.G.
I loved them all. Pierre Niney could punch me in the face and I would apologize to him.
The music - I was in heaven. "Le trésor" is my favourite part of the score. I was floating on a croissant.
THEY 👏 INCLUDED 👏 ANDREA 👏
Like actually, most adaptations just don't care and I always liked him as a character both in the book and here.
Also an interesting choice was showing Haydée and Andrea as sort of Count's apprentices/ partners in crime? Like he was usually depicted as this lone wolf, but I feel like this adds to his selfishness, because he basically used them both for his revenge (plus I really liked the sequences when they were rehearsing for every social event they would go to).
I didn't know you could make Noirtier and Bertuccio into one character and also make it a woman? I have seen genderbent Luigi Vampa. I have seen Mondego and Danglars made into one character for simplicity. But that was new and unexpected. Doesn't mean I didn't like it, because I kinda did (very much, it gave Dantés's revenge additional depth, give it up for Angela).
One thing I didn't like was cutting out the Morrel subplot. They literally introduced Maximilian Morrel (as Morrel's grandson, istead of son) and then they did nothing with that. I guess it was just a reference/ nod to those who read the book. Also it makes the version with Gerard Depardieu the most accurate one I have seen so far.
But as a movie, I think this one was the best.
Also why is everyone so set on making Fernand come from a noble family in the first place? It's not the first adaptation to do that and idk what exactly was wrong about Mondego being a fisherman and then earning his title of de Morcerf after being in the military...
I. Lost. My. Marbles. When I saw Abbe Busoni for the first time. Same with Lord Wilmore (here apparently Lord Halifax). Like the characterisation was soooo good! Not to mention the acting...
I was generally in love with the masks and the way Dantés would change appearance.
Also the hint at Eugenie Danglars being lesbian without being excessively loud about it? Perfect.
I loved it all sm and I wish I could watch it every day, but unfortunatelly my access to it on a platform has expired (it was only for 48 hours). I need a DVD or smth
#the count of monte cristo 2024#the count of monte cristo#count of monte cristo#le comte de monte cristo#monte cristo#alexandre dumas#alexandre de la patellière#matthieu delaporte#pierre niney#edmond dantes#gerard depardieu#gerard de villefort#danglars#frank wildhorn#movie#movie adaptation#tcomc 2024#tcomc#the count of monte cristo musical#andrea cavalcanti#fernand mondego#fernand de morcerf#mercedes de morcerf#albert de morcerf#long post
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Happy birthday, Benedetto! 🎉
#Note to self: reblog in one hour with the second half of the joke#le comte de monte cristo#benedetto#andrea cavalcanti
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Petite illustration pour la fic "Les vingt ans d'André" co-écrite avec les super @sinvulkt et @ash--00 💙💙💙
#fanart#le comte de monte cristo#the count of monte cristo#french side of tumblr#edmond dantes#andrea cavalcanti#fernand mondego#fernand de morcerf#wingfic
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Them practice (grips them in my mind so hard)
#unwell abt them#genuinely almost love them as much as fernand it just doesnt show bc idk how to draw them yet#24 gave us them and i will forever be grateful#- 🦔#2024verse#art#our art#the count of monte cristo#le comte de monte cristo#the count of monte cristo 2024#le comte de monte cristo 2024#our posts#haydée tebelin#andré de villefort#andrea cavalcanti#haydré
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If Benedetto was a kpop stan he would listen to ATEEZ.
#kpop#benedetto#andrea cavalcanti#le comte de monte cristo#the count of monte cristo#forsuperbang SHOUTS#he has both great and awful taste#Spotify
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