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[yaut-jaknowit]

I really love "The Wrong Secret to Hold". Can I request the yautja in that fic ? He and reader are just enjoying their day and reader is an artist and Ahtaal(?) is very intrigued of readers creativity.

An Artist's Touch

Character: Ahtaal (Male Yautja) x GN!Reader

Summary: As an artist, a talent not many Yautjas possess, you are seen commodity like no other. There are few humans on Yautja Prime. Let one's that are under the empress's protection. Being different, you strayed away from the palace with her permission to stay in a town far in the world. Ahtaal's town. He's intrigued to see someone make something out of nothing.

Author Note: This is what I wish my life to be. I want to be resting on Yautja Prime, sketch book in hand, and just enjoying the deadly nature. Gods, I wish!

Masterlist

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Underneath an awning that offered plenty of shade a pencil and sketch were hand. Despite the credits you hold, you’ve found a spot within a tribe that resides in temperate area on Yautja Prime. It’s small. Less than fifty Yautjas are strewn across the territory, But it was perfect for yourself along the clan. They accepted you due to your talent.

Creating art. Murals painted on walls in important Yautjas houses. Including the empress all the way in Kov. She tried to offer you all the riches to stay at her palace. But, your wanted to explore, see the planet from a deep, inside look. Being inside the empress’s palace, practically trapped, offered you none of that. A city filled with Yautjas. What you wanted to see was the outside world. How they hunt, how they think. It made the murals you created come to life.

A morning dew softened the air that would soon turn hot. This area was considered temperate to them. To a human, it was far too hot for you to stand directly in the sunlight. The suns themselves would turn your skin red in less than five minutes. A planet that wasn’t meant your kind. That didn’t stop you from being out in a designated spot that had been crafted just for you.

The thatch on top plenty thick to prevent a single strand of sunlight from slipping through. You were sitting on a plush bean bag like chair. It was soft and body conforming. The furs used to cover it came from a creature you couldn’t even try to say the name. But their fur was so soft, it felt like being on a cloud. You enjoyed the calmness that floated through the air. The sketch book and pencil in your hand is all you needed for the morning.

Nearly silent footfalls had you picking up your head and finding a familiar red figure walking into the shade. A bright smile graced your features. “Ahtaal,” you greeted. The strong male strolled up to the foot of the plush seat you’ve taken and gazed down at you. “What do I owe to be graced with your presence?”

After picking a tribe to live with, Ahtaal had made a blood oath to the empress to ensure your safety. Though humans and Yautjas are an uncommon sight to see, you were one of the very few to be allowed to live freely. There were no ifs, ands, or buts to your presences amongst the Yautjas. Your talented hands ensured you had a place. The empress gracing you sanctum anywhere on the planet. Here you choose to be, of all places. But the face of Ahtaal was one you’d never pass up on.

The lumbering giant squats down in front of you and peers over the edge of the book. “I see you working away on another project,” he explained, eyes curiously running over the sketch you’ve started. Another commission for an ancient somewhere on the planet. Maybe she was up north? You let the book fall flat on your lap. Your artwork wasn’t something you hid, let alone from him.

The sketch book is turned around to face Ahtaal. “Yep, someone up north I think commissioned me. Got some more credits in the pockets.” Even as someone protected by the empress, you still liked to work for your own money. There was plenty you had since you had little to spend it on. No clothes, food, shelter, or supplies. It was just there so when anyone commissioned you, they could pay for your work. Though, gifts were another way for them pay you. There are a few trinkets you enjoyed happily every since you got them.

Carefully, Ahtaal ran just the side of his sharp claw over the pages. He traced over some of the darker, more permanent lines that marked what you truly had in mind. A deep hum rumbled from his throat. The male focused on what you’ve created on paper. A talent he will never possess, no matter how many times you egg him in.

“What do they ask for?” he questioned and brought his bright eyes up to yours. The contrast was stark. Calm, soft verses fierce, predatory. He wished there was a way to capture the beautiful color of your irises and color it somewhere in his dwelling.

The way they brightened at the question. “That snarly beast that reminds me of a carnivore looking horse that lives near the north pole.” The hairs on your arm raised at the thought of the creature. It was beyond ugly and terrifying at the same time. It looked completely unnatural when you try to give it a logical look to it with earth creatures in mind.

Ahtaal snorted, mandibles twitching with a few slow nods. Then, his gaze drops back down to the sketch book. The pages were nearly full. A constant thing for yourself.

For such an advanced species… their entertainment was limited to mainly hunting. As a human that can’t participate in such a thing, you have limited ways of filling the time. You wield pencils, not swords.

“Is this your last sketch book?” Ahtaal was responsible for your wellbeing. That includes taking care of all needs and wants under the order of the empress. But, it wasn’t only just because he was under oath.

The hand on your book lifted off. A sharp, black ended talon tipped your chin back up to meet his intense stare. You licked at your suddenly dry lips and swallowed hard. You felt mushy. “I-uh…” you cleared your throat. “Uh, yeah, it is.” Your heart stuttered in your chest while gazing into his eyes. If only you could look into them all day.

“Then, I shall go get more when time permits. I cannot have my little ooman without paper to draw on,” he grunted. The back of his shiny claw was dragged across your jawline, all the way up to your ear. With a swipe, it left your skin. More goosebumps rose across the skin on your arms. “Will you survive until tomorrow for me to get more?”

Your throat was dry. His words had soared over your head. All you were able to focus on was his gentle, mind consuming touch. You melted.

When you found your voice, you speak in a tiny voice. “Yeah.” How could one person reduce you to a school girl in front of her crush? You gnawed on your bottom lip and pulled on the skin harshly. Blood painted your tastebuds.

Red finger grasped your chin and lightly jerked down on it. “Don’t,” he warned and stopped you from mutilating your lip again. You licked at the new wound, unable to look away from his eyes. Ahtaal swipes over the moisten skin with his thumb. You weren’t able to stop yourself from licking at the deadly, pointed claw that tipped the end of his finger.

All the muscles in his body tensed up in the same manner as your own. You couldn’t believe you had just done that. It had only been a thought. Yet, apparently, your body had a different thought of its own.

At first, your mouth opened and closed. Your brain couldn’t figure out a way to make up an excuse for the stupidity you had just pulled. “Shit, I-I didn’t… Fuck, why did I do that?” you whined to yourself and pulled away.

Except, Ahtaal tightened his grip on your chin and tugged you in closer. Your lips were parted, eyes wide as you looked up at him. Stars sparkling in them. Something changed within his gaze. A darker, heavier tint to the usually light colored irises.

“You… play a dangerous game, little ooman,” he growled out and emphasized his point by tugging you an inch closer to him. The warmth of his breath fanned over your face. “And I don’t know if you know what you’re getting yourself into.” You wettened your lips again. A habit hard to break. His eyes darted down to watch the action then seemed to soften. Like a whine was on the tip of his tongue.

Everything he said… Your heart continued to thunder loudly in its cavern. You swallowed hard and raised a hand to just touch at the column of his throat. The scales soft under your touch. A vulnerable place for any creature. Ahtaal lets you freely run your finger pads from his jaw down the front to where his collarbones meet.

The texture of his scales weren’t like anything you’ve felt before. Tough in a fight. You let your dull nails to trace a pattern through the spaces of the scales. Your hand continuously moving even if the two of your don’t look away.

“And what if… I do know,” you whispered just loud enough for him to hear. The surrounding space didn’t need to listen in on your conversation. “What if I want to play this game?”

A deep bellow vibrated throughout his chest. The tone so low you felt it more than heard it. You whimpered. Goosebumps covered your forearms. His eyes darkened. “Are you sure? Are you willing to let me have that power?” To hand over your power to him is a huge sign of trust. Let alone to someone who wasn’t event he same species.

“Yes,” is all you needed to say. Ahtaal towered over you, body leaning over your curled up form. His hand had shifted down to your fragile throat. Just enough pressure, just a flick of wrist and you would be nothing but a memory. Your eyes drifted close. Everything you were doing made the Yautja go wild. Every sign of submission to him. You, someone of high talent, was allowing to take that power from you.

Ahtaal growled from the back of his throat. His thumb ran along the pulse point on your throat, feeling the way it rapidly fluttered just under the skin. “Such a delicate thing under my hand. You are letting me have this.” You only gave a subtle nod, not wanting to move too much. The moment was thick with tension yet soft like clouds. You didn’t want to break a thing.

“Oh little ooman,” he cooed in a husky voice. Your eyes gently open to find him still so close to you with a low whine. His hand drifted up to cup your cheek. The large, dark red male leaned in to press his forehead to yours. “Mine?”

More of a question rather than a statement.

A smile graced your features. “Yes.” An artist and their hunter.

He finds himself scooping you off of the lounge chair and up into his arms. A surprised yelp escapes you as you clung to his neck. The sketch book and pencil you once held fell to the ground with a subtle thump. Ahtaal takes your seat and sets you down in his lap. You glared at him with no real heat in your eyes then leaned over his knees to grab at your fallen supplies.

“Well, good sir, I could’ve moved all by myself you asked,” you huffed. One of your hands was able to pick up the items off of the ground. As you go to sit back up, Ahtaal hooks an arm around your midsection and pulls you flush with his chest. The things in your grasp nearly fall back to the ground. You whipped your head to the side and narrowed your eyes on him.

All he did was chuckle from deep within his chest. The tension in the air has passed now. The soft clouds were the only thing left in their wake.  

His arm flexed around your torso and kept your lower back snug to his stomach. You could only wiggle without a chance of escape. “Ahtaal, at least let me get into a more comfortable position then this.” Ahtaal listened to you. You gave him a pointed look before twisting into a position that you were able to still draw in.

Only your butt was planted firmly in his lap. You lounged sideways and used the side of the cushion to keep yourself slightly upright. Just enough to have the book on your lower thighs and draw. You peer up at Ahtaal with a pointed look that turned into a soft smile. The expression on his face was at ease, relaxed, and gentle with the sight of you.

Ahtaal placed a hand on your knee and rubbed his thumb against your skin. “How’s this?” he purred in a tone that made you want to smack him. Somehow, you refrained from fulling such a thought. Instead, you scoffed and started back on the project in hand. Ahtaal watched an artist at work, amazed the way you create something out of nothing.

[girlboccaccio]

An ask game from which I was tagged by @artemideaddams like a week ago or more, I preferred to not report the original post to not create the longest queue imaginable. Sorry 👉👈

Last Song: Tigre by Tonica & Dominante. Thanks to Nu Genea and their Napoli Segreta vol. 2

currently watching: slow rewatch of Succession after-Emmy, now I'm in the mid of the second season. The next ones will be this movie-documentary and this movie that I searched far and wide for months and now it looks like they're both on Prime video (I'll use my brother's account <3).

three ships: the SS Andrea Doria and John Silver/James Flint (Silveflint, Black Sails), Michael Fitzhubert/Albert Cumball (Picnic at Hanging Rock), T.E. Lawrence/Sherif Ali (Lawrence of Arabia).

favorite color: all the shades of red; all the shades between purple and red; gold (not yellow, not light brown, just gold).

First ship: John Brooke/Meg March from Little Women I think, or Dr. Jekyll/Mina Harker from the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (the movie not the comics). In both cases I was 13/14 years old.

Relationship status: in love with my original Marella wool/cashmere coat bought on Vinted for 30 euro and arranged by a seamstress for me.

currently consuming: my soul and mental health due to my obsession for baroque Rome and architecture history (in the name of Wittkower, Portoghesi and Bruno Zevi, amen).

last movie: I just finished half an hour ago Society of the Snow/La sociedad de la nieve, one of the five movies shortlisted for the 2024 Oscars for Best International Feature Film and Best Makeup and Hairstyling, about the 1972 Andes flight disaster.

currently working on: searching a better job lmaoooo.

Who tag? Idk @girilimoni @robin-in-the-library @thiswaycomessomethingwicked

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This is Awesome 100 Easy GK Questions and Answers

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1. Can you tell the eminent writer of the book “The Naked Triangle”?

Balwant Gargi

2. The Europe where the country’s President is elected for one year term?

Switzerland (Playground of Europe)

3. Harare (old name Salisbury) is the capital city (northern part of the country) of

Zimbabwe

4. When red colour is passed through a green light, then the colour emerges is

Black

5. How many terms Mrs. Margaret Thatcher has been the Prime Minister of Britain?

Three times (she became 1st time in May 1979)

6. The unfortunate cities in Japan where the atom bombs were dropped in August 1945?

Hiroshima (6th Aug) and Nagasaki (9th Aug)

7. Which European country has not at all any written constitution?

England

8. Friendship Highway in China named Karakoram Highway connects two Asian countries

China and Pakistan

9. A famous fictional character whose centenary celebration was done in London (UK) by 1987 is

Sherlock Holmes (a fictional private detective)

10. The battle which called the “Battle of Waterloo” and was fought between

British and French (1815)

11. In which country Athabaska lake (internationally recognized) belonged?

Canada (the lake has an area of 7,936 sq. km and 124 m depth)

12. The “No smoking day” is celebrating every year on the date

April 7

13. Budapest (capital of Hungry) is situated on the bank of the river

Danube

14. The largest island in the world

Greenland (N. Atlantic)

15. The highest volcano in the world, Cotopaxi, is situated in

Ecuador, Andes

16. The chemical name of laughing gas is

NO2 (nitrogen dioxide)

17. The deepest lake in the world

Baikal (Siberia)

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[leupagus]

Mardia & Me: Eggplant Edition

gus: mardia what about a fic where Sassy teaches Ted to sext

mardia: that woman is taking on a MAJOR task which is to say, yes please write it

gus: I feel like Ted would at least know the eggplant emoji

mardia: yeah he would

gus: sassy smurf: In town tomorrow night - have any plans after you supervise your big strong boys running around in a field for 90 minutes? 🍆🍆🍆 ted panics and goes to find Keeley and she's like "PLEASE tell me you know what that means" and he's like 'YES I DO I'M JUST NOT SURE HOW TO RESPOND" Keeley: would you like to shag her? Ted: I would hope that the shagging would be mutual but... yes Ted: got some condoms, although as with everything, the US has a different sizing chart Keeley: you should've taken me! Tell me your dick size, I'll get you some prime rubbers Ted: .... that's very generous Keeley: (wiggling eyebrows) are you very generous, Ted? Ted: WE'RE DRIFTING FROM THE POINT HERE Keeley ends up taking Ted's phone to sext Sassy for him Sassy immediately texts Keeley like "R U HELPING HIM"

mardia: Ted would be BRIGHT RED at this point

gus: NEON red but he and sassy bone anyway and afterward she texts him from like, the other side of the bed and Ted's mortified but also amused and - Sassy plays with him, in that way he enjoys, she's goofy and "yes ands" his goofiness too Sassy’s like “okay Ted pay attention, this is how you send a good dick pic--” Ted's trying to fend her off and laughing hysterically and when's the last time he laughed in bed with someone? she definitely pretends to pout because he can't get hard again and she's all "look, while I appreciate that you are a shower rather than a grower, a good dick pic is all about presentation" and she grabs his dick trying to balance it so it looks erect just like insanely fun goofing around and he just LIKES her and knows that when he falls in love with someone that she'll be first in line to cheer him on and gradually their sexting lessons morph into friend texts although she does definitely still send him nude pics only some of them are like, after she had a mammogram, and it's before and after sassy smurf: TED HOW DEFLATED ARE MY TITS, BE HONEST sassy smurf: DO I HAVE GROUNDS TO SUE FOR TIT DEFLATION he gets that in the middle of a meeting with the other club owners

mardia: SASSY!

gus: Sassy gets an unsolicited dick pic from some guy immediately texts ted asking if she can send the guy a pic of Ted's dick marlboro man: ...I'll have to ask why first before releasing my privates to the public sassy smurf: your face isn't in it, it's the one we took that night at the Savoy, BEAUTIFUL lighting. sassy smurf: And because whenever a man sends an unwanted dick pic, he deserves to be shown an unwanted, superior dick marlboro man: my dick is superior? sassy smurf: [other guy’s dick pic] marlboro man: oh yeah that's not even a fair competition. Send away I think Sassy's the first person to find someone actually and Ted's not one of the first people she tells or anything but like, she does mention it and he's happy for her and offers to delete the folder he's got on his phone of all her nudes sassy smurf: don't you dare do you know how many pilates classes I've taken to look that good naked sassy smurf: what if I die in a horrible Tube accident tomorrow, I will need photographic evidence that I was a hot piece of ass sassy smurf: my legacy is in your hands, Lasso marlboro man: this is a heavy responsibility maybe I should send them to Rebecca instead sassy smurf: god no I don't want her ARRANGING the Tube accident marlboro man: ????? sassy smurf: god you two

fuck EIGHTEEN fics I've incepted myself into writing

mardia: AHAHAHAHAHH

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I love how the Maya and the Three fandom is managing the four kingdoms, almost like they're Hogwart's houses.

It's an amazing thing happening to the Mesoamerican fantasy genre that blooms from the unknown.

So, following that train of thought, for those not catching up with the real life bases of these kingdoms, let me explain (because it is a bit too obvious for us latin people)

The Teca Kingdom is based out of prehispanic Mexico.

Specially Tenochtitlan, the ancient capital of the mesoamerican kingdom.

Notice the Teca's palace? It is based out of a temple that, if you travel to Mexico City, I can gladly give you a tour through it: El templo mayor, built for the adoration of Huichilopochtli, the god of war (red side) and Tlaloc, the god of rain (blue side)

Among other details, it's the most obvious one of the four.

The Golden Mountains are based out of the Incan tribes that leave near the Andes Mountain Chain that runs through South America: Venezuela, Peru, Bolivia, Colombia, Ecuador, Chile y Argentina.

Picchu is the prime example of it.

Picchu as in MACHU PICCHU. One of the best known prehispanic cities, thanks to it's extreme location at the middle of a mountain. Traveling there is a thing everyone has to add to their bucket list.

The Jungle Lands are based out of the real life tribes living in the Amazonian Jungle in Brazil.

Travelling through that Jungle is treacherous without the proper guide. A great adventure awaits, but don't get there on your own.

Luna Island may have inspiration on Cuba and all of the Dominican Republic. Based out of the Spanish dub of the show ( A practice I really recommend because the dub is amazing! The Book of Life's too, specially the mexican one.)

Also the idea of being magic wielders instead of warriors like the other kingdoms and, you know, islands.

Cuba is known, like New Orleans and Africa, to hold mystic powers thanks to the ancient deities their people worship, that's why voodoo exists.

Having that laid out.

Let me hear you, people!

I'm a Teca!

What's your kingdom?!

[toastys-muses]

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C h a r a c t e r P r o f i l e . . .

S k y b l a z e . . .

Complete!

Name: SkyBlaze

Gender: Femme

Age: 4Mil

Faction: Decepticon

Alternate Mode: Sukhoi Su-57

Universe: Prime, IDW, Sunset (fan made)

Faction Rank: Junior Lieutenant

Function: Seeker

-PERSONALITY-

Mental Age: 25

Personality: She is feisty, passionate, and expressive. SkyBlaze has a fiery spirit and has been compared to fire. In her youth, she was very talkative, obnoxious, impulsive and enthusiastic, which often got her into trouble on Cybertron.

Strengths: Open Minded

Self Control

Adaptable

Determined

Weaknesses:

Insecure

Overthinks

Avoids confrontation

Quirks: None, really.

Other Information:

•Her life back on Cybertron, before the war, wasn’t the best because of Sunspot. Sunspot was trying to force SkyBlaze to spread her beliefs, taking advantage of her position as the Junior Lieutenant, and influence on the public.

•When sunspot was on the floor writhing in pain from the untested CNA, SkyBlaze just shut the door and locked up her lab, hoping she just.. Die.

•Her wing was torn off by an insecticon, sometime after Airachnid made her army.

•Her T-Cog was also damaged when she was attacked, and they “haven’t been able to replace it yet”, when in reality megatron won’t allow the medics to replace them as punishment.

•She didn’t like how megatron was leading, but was convinced he could lead Cybertron into a better future, after Starscream joined him.

•Fattest crush on Starscream.

•Unfortunately, due to a bad argument with Sunspot, SkyBlaze was brutally impaled by her own spear and shoved off a cliff. It happened sometime after Starscream came back.

•SkyBlaze can actually fight really well. Very agile ands uses her staff a lot in battle.

•She had gotten her Staff from Sunspot originally.

•She was reallly close friends with knockout and breakdown, until breakdown was killed, causing her and KO to drift apart.

•She has a predacon “pet”, named XenoQuill, gifted to her by Shockwave

•She eventually killed sunspot by decapitation. Ripped her head and ‘throat’ clean off.

Hobbies/Interests: Learning about human cultures and earth’s languages.

Likes: Fireflies, human music, Rain, walking along the nemesis when everyone is in recharge and it’s quiet around midnight, waterfalls, spending time with XenoQuill.

Dislikes: The smell of fast food, the sound of tires screeching, Sunspot, Megatron’s leading methods, being asked about her wings.

Fears: Death

-APPEARANCE-

General Appearance: SkyBlaze has a small, filled out build. She has fiery red eyes, a large left wing, four secondary wings. Her right wing was unfortunately damaged “beyond repair.”

Build: Small, Filled out, Still aerodynamic.

Color Scheme: Monochromatic, with shades of red and burnt orange.

Height: 25’7

Alt. Mode Appearance: A dark grey Sukhoi Su-57 with accents of light grey and spots of white. The cockpit window is also a burnt Orange.

-WEAPONS & ARMOR-

Primary Weapon: Her charged bo staff.

Secondary Weapon: Morph Gun, or her Claws

Melee Weapon: Her cuffs, that can extend into daggers.

Armor type: Average armour.

Strengths:

Agility

Light-weight

Gymnastics

Speed

Weaknesses:

Energy depletion

-STATS-

Strength: 7/10

Fire Power: 4/10

Agility: 7.5/10

Reflexes: 6/10

Dexterity: 4/10

Intelligence: 8/10

Endurance: 5/10

Tech: 5.5/10

Courage: 7/10

Skill: 6/10

Experience: 8/10

[diceriadelluntore]

Storia Di Musica #206 - Spirit, Spirit, 1968

La storia musicale di oggi ha in comune con quella dei Love il luogo, la California di metà anni ‘60, un nuovo gruppo rock molto interessante (e molto meno famoso di quello che meriterebbe) e lo stesso, gigantesco, chitarrista rock di Seattle. Tutto inizia in un club di Hollywood, l’Ash Grove, gestito da Ed Pearl. Pearl aveva un nipote innamorato della chitarra, Randolph Craig Wolfe, che vide da adolescente su quel palco passare grandi nomi del folk, del blues e del jazz. Un giorno al locale dovevano suonare i Rising Sons, nel quale militavano fra gli altri Taj Mahal, Ry Cooder e il batterista Ed Cassidy, un batterista che aveva suonato con alcuni giganti del jazz (Art Pepper, Cannonball Adderley, Roland Kirk, Lee Konitz, Gerry Mulligan). Cassidy, di trenta anni più grandi di Randy Wolfe, è impressionato dal talento di questo 15enne, e decide di mettere su un suo gruppo, i Red Roosters: ci sono oltre a loro Mark Andes (basso e voce), Jay Ferguson (voce e percussioni, e un talento nello scrivere canzoni), e Mike Fondiler (chitarra ritmica). È il 1965, tutto è pronto per le prime serate, ma Cassidy è chiamato a New York per delle sessioni di registrazione: nel frattempo ha sposato la sorella di Ed Pearl, madre di Randy, che parte con lui. Leggenda vuole che Randy incontri in un negozio di strumenti musicali un giovane chitarrista di Seattle, che sentendolo lo invita a far parte del suo primo gruppo: Jimmy James & The Blue Flames. Sarà questo Jimmy, che di cognome fa Hendrix, a chiamarlo California, per distinguerlo da un altro Randy del suo gruppo. Dopo tre mesi di esibizioni, clamorose, al Cafè Wha, a Hendrix viene chiesto di andare in Inghilterra (che sarà il suo trampolino verso la leggenda) e vorrebbe portare con sé il giovane California, ma la famiglia si oppone e Randy torna con Cassidy in California. Nel 1967 richiamati Ferguson e Andes, a cui si aggiunse il tastierista John Locke, fondano un gruppo prendendo il nome da un racconto di Khalil Gibran, Gli Spiriti Ribelli, che accorciano in Spirit. Nasce così una delle più importanti band della California anni ‘60, capace di creare una fusione originale e convincente di rock, folk e jazz, e solo le stranissime e imprevedibili traiettorie del destino hanno impedito alla band di essere famosa come altre del periodo, alcune anche meno dotate dal punto di vista musicale. Firmano un contratto con la Ode di Lou Adler e verso la fine del 1967 sono in studio per registrare il loro primo disco. Spirit esce nel gennaio del 1968: le 11 tracce sono un condensato di tutto quello che ribolliva nel pentolone della musica della west coast, tra psichedelia, folk, rock e strutture ritmiche che, essendo Cassidy proveniente dal jazz, spesso non si esaurivano nel 4/4 del rock blues. L’apertura con Fresh-Garbage già è un avviso di quello che si svilupperà durante la scaletta, con la chitarra innovativa di California che diventerà centrale e imitata nel panorama del periodo. Meravigliose sono Mechanical World, dalla struttura complessa, il folk alla Byrds di Uncle Jack, le meravigliose Topanga Windows e The Great Canyon Fire In General (ispirate all’edificio a Topanga Canyon, la stessa zona dove vivevano i Love, che condividevano con i Buffalo Springfield di Neil Young, che fu grande amico della band); Girl In Your Eye ha sapori orientali, Straight Arrow ha un che di country, Elijah è il brano più ambizioso, oltre 10 minuti di quasi jam session jazz rock in anticipo sui tempi. Nel disco si intravedono anche il talento di Jay Ferguson nella scrittura dei brani, quasi tutti suoi, e l’amalgama sonora della band, davvero evidente. C’è però un brano che passerà alla storia perchè, probabilmente è stato l’ispirazione alla canzone più famosa di tutta il rock: Taurus è un delicato e sognante strumentale che ha una parte di chitarra che ispirò Jimmy Page nell’intro di Stairway To Heaven. Nel 1968 i primi concerti americani dei Led Zeppelin furono di spalla agli Spirit, e probabilmente Page la sentì molte volte: c’è tutta una storia di cause milionarie sulla questione, tra l’altro intentate dagli eredi di California solo dopo la sua morte, dato che lui non ci vedeva nulla di male ad essere stato di ispirazione, dove sebbene ne sia stata appurata la somiglianza non si può parlare di plagio. Il grande debutto è anche un successo commerciale, con il disco che arriva in Top20 di Billboard. Nei successivi 2 anni, dal ‘68 al ‘70, pubblicano altri tre dischi bellissimi: The Family Plays Together, che contiene la meravigliosa I Got A Line On You, il loro più grande singolo di successo (1968), Clear (1969, con l’altrettanto suggestiva Dark Eyed Woman) e nel 1970, passati alla Epic e prodotti da David Briggs, produttore di Neil Young, pubblicano uno dei primi concept proto-prog americani con il meraviglioso Twelve Dreams Of Doctor Sardonicus, musicalmente favoloso (Prelude-Nothing To Hide, Animal Zoo, Mr. Skin, la delicata e toccante Nature’s Way scritta da Randy California). Il poco successo li porterà allo scioglimento alla fine del 1970, continueranno a uscire dischi a nome Spirit, per lo più gestiti da Randy California che detenne il nome, fino alla sua tragica scomparsa, in mare alle Hawaii, inghiottito dai marosi nel tentativo, riuscito, di salvare suo figlio in difficoltà. Rimangono un gruppo da scoprire che ha scritto alcune delle pagine più sorprendenti della musica di quel periodo irripetibile.

[northoftheroad]

Dick and Tim – brothers in arms

So I got this ask. And it’s a good thing I got it the first night of my summer vacation, and the weather hasn't been great ;-)

Once I started digging for comics with both Tim and Dick, I found several that I've never read. I got the impression Anonymous would like a complete list, so I just kept going. But this means I don't know if they even interact in some of the books, or if they make "blink and you miss it" guest appearances.

I'm sorry if they, by any chance, was asking for reading recommendations for good Dick and Tim moments and not The Complete List... Looking at the number of comics here that I haven't read/can't remember, I'm not really qualified to answer that. But if I had to try, I would mention:  

A Lonely Place of Dying

The New Titans #65

All issues of Nightwing vol 2 with Robin as a guest star, including Nightwing Annual #1 but excluding Annual # 2.

Showcase '93 #11-12

Knightfall Prodigal

Robin vol 2 #10, (DickRobin and TimRobin!) 175

Young Justice vol 1 #22

Teen Titans vol 3 #6

Bruce Wayne – Murderer and Fugitive

Birds of Prey #19

Batman: Gotham Knights # 8-11, 45

Red Robin #11-14

Batman: Gates of Gotham

That being said. Here is, as far as I can find, every comic where both Dick Grayson and Tim Drake have made an appearance (pre-Flashpoint):

Batman vol 1 #436. By Marv Wolfman, art Pat Broderick and John Beatty.

Batman # 436. (Tim's first appearance, in the circus audience the day Dick's parents were killed.) (1989)

A Lonely Place of Dying. Batman #440-442, New Titans #60-61. (When Tim tries to talk Dick into becoming Robin again but ends up wearing the Robin suit himself to help Batman and Robin.) (1990)

The New Titans #64 (1990)

The New Titans #65. By Marv Wolfman, art Tom Grummet and Al Vey.

The New Titans #65. (Tim turns up at Dick's place to learn what it is to be Batman's partner.) (1990)

Batman vol 1 #455 (1990)

Batman: Shadow of the Bat #1-2 (1992)

Superman: The Man of Steel #20 (1993)

Superman vol 2 #76 (1993)

Batman vol 1 #500 (1993)

New Titans #100 (1993)

Showcase '93 #11-12 (1993)

Justice League of America #70 (1993)

Bloodbath #1-2 (1994)

Batman vol 1 #510 (1994)

Robin vol 2 #0, 8 (1994)

Robin vol 2 #10. By Chuck Dixon, art Tom Grummett and Ray Kryssing.

Robin vol 2 #10 (DickRobin meets TimRobin during Zero Hour. DickRobin is also seen in a panel in Batman vol 1 #511 and Zero Hour: Crisis in Time #4 .) (1994)

Zero Hour: Crisis in Time #1-3 (1994)

Detective Comics #676-677 (1994)

Batman: Shadow of the Bat #29-30 (1994)

Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight #62 (1994)

Knightfall Prodigal (Dick's first longer stint as Batman. And he takes care of Tim and the Manor on his own!) In Batman #512-514, Batman: Shadow of the Bat #32-34, Robin # 11-13, Detective Comics #679-681. (1994-1995)

Batman vol 1 #515 (1995)

Detective Comics #686 (1995)

Robin vol 2 #23 (1995)

Green Arrow vol 2 #101 (1995)

Contagion (Detective Comics #696, Batman vol 1 #529, Batman: Shadow of the Bat #49, Batman vol 1 #533, Azrael vol 1 #16, Robin vol 2 #28, Catwoman vol 2 #31) (1996)

The Final Night #2-3 (1996)

Robin vol 2 #29, 32-33 (1996)

Catwoman vol 2 #36 (1996)

Batman: Shadow of the Bat #53-54 (1996)

Detective Comics #698-701 (1996)

Marvel versus DC / DC versus Marvel #2 (1996)

Nightwing vol 2 # 6. (Tim and Dick talk and fight crooks.) (1997)

Batman: Bane (1997)

Ningtwing Annual #1. By Devin Grayson, art Greg Land and Bob McLeod.

Nightwing vol 2 Annual #1. (When Dick fake-marries a girl to investigate if she has murdered her previous husbands.) (1997)

Genesis #1 (1997)

Robin vol 2 #47-48 (1997)

Detective Comics #721, 724 (1998)

Nightwing vol 2 # 20. (Part of Cataclysm.) (1998)

Robin vol 2 #53 (1998)

Nightwing vol 2 # 25. (Tim and Dick talk and ride on train roofs. Dick has decided to become a cop.) (1998)

Batman 80-page Giant #1 (1998)

Brotherhood of the fist (Detective Comics #723, Robin vol 2 #55, Nightwing vol 2 # 28, Green Arrow 3 #135) (1998)

Batman: Bane of the Demon #4 (1998)

Batman vol 1 #554, 556, 560 (1998)

Detective Comics #727-729 (1998-1999)

JLA/Titans: Technis Imperative (1998-1999)

DC Universe Holiday Bash #3 (1999)

Batman 80-page Giant #2 (1999)

Young Justice: Secret Files and Origins #1 (1999)

Batman: Day of Judgment (Zombies...) (1999)

Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight #120 (1999)

Robin vol 2 #71 (1999)

Young Justice vol 1 #7 (1999)

Batman and Superman: World's Finest #10 (2000)

No Man's Land. (Robin vol 2 #67, Batman vol 1 #562, Detective Comics #741, Batman: Shadow of the Bat #95, Batman: Legend of the Dark Knight #120, 126, Azrael: Agent of the Bat #56) (1999-2000)

Detective Comics #741 (2000)

Robin vol 2 #74, 76, 82 (2000)

Superman Y2K #1 (2000)

Batman: Gotham Knights #10. By Devin Grayson, art Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez and Rober Robinson.

Batman: Gotham Knights #10-11 (2000)

Batman: Outlaws 1-3 (2000)

Young Justice vol 1 #22 (2000)

Birds of Prey vol 1 #19 (2000)

JLA: Secret Files #3 (2000)

The Hunt for Oracle. (Birds of Prey vol 1 #20-22. Nightwing vol 2 #46.) (2000)

Superboy vol 3 #74 (2000)

Young Justice: Sins of Youth #1 (2000)

Young Justice: Sinds of Youth Secret Files # 1 (2000)

Titans #12 (2000)

Green Lantern: Circle of Fire #1 (2000)

Batman: Gotham Knights #1 (2000)

Harley Quinn #6 (2001)

Birds of Prey # 27 (2001)

Catwoman vol 2 #90 (2001)

Young Justice: Our World's at War #1 (2001)

World's Finest: Our World's at War #1 (2001)

Joker: Last Laugh. (The Joker "jokerize" a number of metahuman villains. In the later part, Joker taunts Nightwing with that he has killed Tim, just as he did Jason. Dick loses it and punches Joker to death, but Batman turns up and resuscitates Joker). (2001)

Harley Quinn #11-12 (2001)

Robin vol 2 #86, 95 (2001)

Gods of Gotham. (Wonder Woman #166-167.) (2001)

Wonder Woman vol 2 #175 (2001)

Nightwing vol 2 #63. (The aftermath of Joker: Last Laugh, where Dick is too depressed to work as Nightwing. Robin and Blue Beetle take his place in Blüdhaven this issue, so they don't actually meet.) (2002)

Azrael: Agent of the Bat #94 (2002)

Young Justice vol 1 #40 (2002)

Birds of Prey vol 1 #37. (2002)

Batman/Nightwing: Bloodborne (2002)

Batman: Gotham Knights #26. By Devin Grayson, art Roger Robinson and John Floyd. 

Bruce Wayne: Murderer and Bruce Wayne: Fugitive (Batgirl vol 1 #27, Nightwing #68-69, Batman: Gotham Knight #26, 28, 30, Birds of Prey vol 1 #40, 43, Batman #600, 605.) (Bruce is accused of murder and refuses to defend himself, and eventually escapes and intends to drop the identity of Bruce Wayne. Dick refuses to believe that Bruce can be a murderer and it causes a bit of friction with Tim.)

Batman: Gotham Knights #32-36 (2002-2003)

Batman: Gotham Knights #38, 42, 46 (2003)

Titans/Young Justice: Graduation Day # 1-3 (2003)

Detective Comics #782 (2003)

JLA/JSA: Virtue & Vice (2003)

Batman vol 1 #615 (Part of Hush) (2003)

Robin vol 2 #108-110, 118 (2003)

Batman: Family # 6-8 (2003)

Teen Titans/Outsiders Secret Files (2003)

JLA: Welcome to the Working Week (2003)

Identity Crisis # 1 (2004)

Robin vol 2 #120 (But not really – the issue is about how Tim has been stalking his friends, imagining them as traitors, including Dick.) (2004)

Robin vol 2 #125 (2004)

Teen Titans vol 3 #6. By Geoff Johns, art Mike McKone and Marlo Alquiza.

Teen Titans vol 3 #6 (2004)

Batgirl vol 1 # 46, 50 (2004)

Superman/Batman #5, 13 (2004)

War Games. (Nightwing vol 2 #97-98, Batman vol 1 #631-634, Detective Comics #799, Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight #183-184, Gotham Knights #57) (2004)

Detective Comics # 800 (2005)

Teen Titans vol 3 # 21-25 (2005)

Outsiders vol 3 #25 (2005)

Teen Titans/Outsiders Secret Files (2005)

Nightwing vol 2 # 110. By Devin Grayson, art Phil Hester and Ande Parks.

Nightwing vol 2 #110. (During a period when Dick left the Nightwing identity.) (2005)

Infinite Crisis.  (2005-2006)

Action Comics # 841-843 (2006)

Adventures of Superman #648 (2006)

Nightwing vol 2 Annual # 2. (I honestly don't recommend this, but in the spirit of making a complete list... Tim is visible in two panels, overlapping with Infinite Crisis where Dick almost dies. Otherwise, it's a retelling of the revamped history of Dick and Barbara, including some things that no-one who likes Dick Grayson would agree is in-character.) (2007)

Teen Titans vol 3 #43 (2007)

Gotham: Underground # 1 (2007)

Wonder Woman Annual vol #1 (2007)

Countdown #43 (2007)

52 #30 (2007)

JLA: Classified #34 (2007)

Robin vol 2 #156 (2007)

Shadowpact #10 (2007)

Tales of the Sinestro Corps: Superman-Prime #1 (2007)

Nightwing vol 2 #142. By Peter J Tomasi, penciller Rags Morales.

Freefall (Nightwing vol 2 # 140–146). (One of the very best story arcs of any Nightwing comic. It has gruff Bruce, brotherly bonding, Nightwing and Robin infiltrating an island...) (2008)

Batman: Underground # 6-7 (2008)  

Green Latern vol 4 #25 (2008)

Titans vol 2 #1 (2008)

Robin vol 2 #178 (2008)

Batgirl vol 2 #1 (2008)

The Resurrection of Ra's al Ghul. (Robin vol 2 #169, Nightwing vol 2 #138-139, Detective Comics #839). (2007-2008)

DC Special: Cyborg #2-5 (2008)

Robin vol 2 # 175. (Some fun panels with flashbacks with Dick and Tim.) (2008)

Batman vol 1 #675, 678, 681 (2008)

DC Universe: Lats Will and Testament #1 (2008)

Final Crisis #3 (2008)

Detective Comics #847 (2008)

Batgirl vol 2 # 5-6 (2009)

Superman/Batman #55 (2009)

Detective Comics #850 (2009)

Nightwing vol 2 # 151. (The issue ends with some family time with Dick, Tim and Alfred.) (2009)

Nightwing vol 2 # 153. (Last issue, Dick moves from New York to Gotham and Wayne Manor.) (2009)

Superman #682 (2009)

Teen Titans vol 3 #75 (2009)

Final Crisis: Legion of Three Worlds #5 (2009)

Robin vol 2 #181, 183 (2009)

Batman vol 1 #686 (2009)

Battle for the Cowl # 1-3. (Jason intends to become the Batman "Gotham needs". When Tim can't convince Dick to take up the cowl, he dresses up as Batman himself to fight Jason. In the end, Dick defeats Jason – and becomes Batman.) (2009)

Batman: Blackest Night #1-3 (2009)

Red Robin 1 # 1, 4 (2009)

Batman vol 1 #697, 702, 703 (2010)

Batman: Gates of Gotham #13 (2010)

Red Robin # 11-15 (2010)

Superman/Batman #76 (2010)

Teen Titans vol 3 #88-89 (2010)

Batman: Orphans #1-2 (2011)

Birds of Prey vol 2 #10 (2011)

Gotham City Sirens # 22 (2011)

Secret Six vol 3 #36 (2011)

Batman: Gates of Gotham #1-5 (2011)

Batman vol 1 #708-709 (2011)

Detective Comics #872, 874, 877, 880, 881 (2011)

Red Robin # 22, 23, 26 (2011)

I'm going to skip post-Flashpoint because, well, there's hardly anything there. The worst thing with Flashpoint/New 52, in my opinion, was that it destroyed relationships between characters who used to be family, but ended up hardly knowing or even liking each other. :-( 

Detective Comics #975. By James Tynion IV, art Álvaro Martínez and Raúl Fernández. 

The only panel worth mentioning with Dick and Tim is from DC #975. Yes, it's sad – one of the best brotherly relationships in DC turned into dust. Here's to hoping future writers will pick up on their wonderful dynamic at some time.

(The pictures in the header are from: Red Robin #12, Young Justice vol 1 #22, Showcase ‘93 #12, Batman #441, Nightwing vol 2 #6, 25.) 

[thebrownssociety]

Looney Tunes - Flash Bang Wallop/Half A Sixpence

I know this is totally random, but whenever I listen to music I can’t help choreographing characters to it and so I want to leave you with this...

The Song ‘Flash Bang Wallop’ from the musical Half A Sixpence, but with the Looney Tune Characters. 

Now unfortunately, despite research I can’t figure out which character from the musical is singing which bit, so have just copied and pasted the lyrics. I do not own these lyrics, I think David Henekar does.

I also do not own the LT’s, nor have any association with Warner Bros. [Aside from a deep admiration.] I have got the lyrics by a mix of the internet and listening to the song on my ‘Musicals’ CD. 

Cast: 

Elmer - Photographer.

Bugs and Daffy - the two main guys. [Not sure of names]

Everyone else - just there to cause as much mischief as possible. 

[The Looney Tunes Characters are all standing in a group. They are all dressed in formal attire.] 

Elmer [Spoken]: If you’d like to get in line!

Bugs [spoken]: Let’s do as he says, I want a proper photograph as a momento!

Elmer: Ladies and Gentlemen - please!

Bugs: All lined up in a wedding group 'Ere we are for a photograph

Daffy: We're all dressed up in a morning suit

Both: And we’re trying not to laugh

Elmer: Since the early caveman in his fur Took a trip to Gretna Green There's always been a photographer To record the 'appy scene

[Spoken] Hold it!

Bugs: 'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture What a picture, what a photograph Poor old soul, blimey, what a joke Hat blown off in a cloud of smoke Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet Bangin' on the big bass drum What a picture, 

All: what a picture Um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum

Bugs: Stick it in your fam'ly album!

Elmer [spoken]: Hold it! [going to the old-fashioned standing camera] I need one more picture please! Hold it! Now everyone say ‘cheese!’

All: Cheese!

Daffy: The same thing 'appened long ago When man was in his prime And what went on we only know From the snaps he took at the time When Adam and Eve in their birthday suit  Decided to get wed As Adam was about to taste the fruit The man with the cam'ra said...

Elmer: [Spoken] Hold it!

All: 'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture What a picture, what a photograph

Daffy: Poor old Eve, there with nothing on Face all red and 'er fig leaf gone

All: Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet Bangin' on the big bass drum What a picture, what a picture Um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum Stick it in your fam'ly album

Elmer: [Spoken] Hold it! And lose the silly grin. Hold it - [to Gossomer] I can’t quite get you in. [Gossomer glares]

Sylvester: You've read it in a folio Or seen it in a Shakespeare play How Juliet fell for Romeo In the merry month of May And as 'e climbed the orchard wall To reach 'is lady fair As he tumbled, she began to bawl As he floated through the air

Elmer: Hold it!

LT’s: [Hold the note]

Elmer: [As stage vibrates and he judders off the side] Not that kind of hold it!

All: Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture

What a picture, what a photograph

Sylvester: Poor young chap, what a night 'e spent Tights all torn and 'is rapier bent

All: Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet Bangin' on the big bass drum What a picture, what apicture Um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum Stick it in your fam'ly album

[Cheering and dancing]

Elmer: [Running back in with a birds nest on his head] Hold it! Let’s give it one more bash! [Goes back to camera] Hold it! Now watch me as I flash!

[Everyone covers there eyes. Elmer - realising what he’s said - glares at them over the top of his camera.]

Mellissa Duck: [Stepping forward]: King 'Enry the Eighth had several wives Including Anne Boley.  He kept an album of their lives With all their photos in.

 Penelope: As Anne Boleyn was on her knees-

Mellissa: [Glaring at the giggling LT’s] - Dressed in her very best frock! 

Penelope: King 'Enry shouted, "Smile, Dear, please" As 'er 'ead rolled off the block..... ' [Does a dramatic drop tot he floor]

Elmer: [Glaring] Hold it!

All: Ooooohhhhhh - ‘old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture, Click! What a picture, what a photograph.

Mellissa: Comes the print in a little while, Lost 'er 'ead -

Daffy: But she kept 'er smile!

All: Clap 'ands, stamp yer feet, Bangin' on the big bass drum. What a picture, what a picture Um-tiddly-um-pum-um-pum-pum Stick it in your fam'ly album

 Elmer: Thank you very much. One more picture, hold it!

Sylvester: When Napoleon married Josephine. There was just the same to-do He galloped home from the battle scene. All the way from Waterloo.

Penelope: And as he came from orf 'is 'orse. To the boudoir where she sat. She said to 'im, 

Pepe: in French of course.

Sylvester: As he took of his big cocked-

All: 'at '-

Elmer: [Makes strangled noise.]

All: Old it, flash, bang, wallop, what a picture What a picture, what a photograph 

Bugs: There she was, with a big Hussar. All caught up in 'er oh-la-la- [While he’s singing this line Petunia steps forward and lifts her dress so it shows her ankles]

Elmer: Oh-la-la!

All: Oh-la-llllllllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaa -  'Old it, flash, bang, wallop, quick, what a picture, quick, What a picture, what a photograph.

Mellissa + Penelope: What a noise! Though it can’t compete. With the bang in the bridal suite. 

All: Boom, boom, clap hands! Stamp your feet, clap hands, stamp your feet, clap hands stamp your feet. Bang it on the big base drum!

[Dropping volume, the cast start of quiet, but get louder through the next few bars]  what a picture. What a picture. What a picture What a picture. What a picture, rum-tiddly-um-um! What a picture, rum-tiddly-um-um [Getting louder], What a picture What a picture What a picture, What a picture, [Shouted] Rum-tiddly-um-pum-pum-pum-pum!

Stick it in the family! [On this line Bugs and Daffy looked at each other and head over to Elmer, who’s still behind the camera.]

Stick it in the family! [Bugs and Daffy pick Elmer up and carry him over to the rest of the cast]

Stick it in the family! [Bugs and Daffy start applying make-up to Elmer] Albuuuuummmm! Albuuuuummmmm! Albbbbuuuummmm! [Bugs and Daffy step back to show Elme ris now dressed as a clown.] Stick it on the family - album!”

[Cue black and white photograph of the entire cast.]

[brookstonalmanac]

Events 1.28

814 – The death of Charlemagne, the first Holy Roman Emperor, brings about the accession of his son Louis the Pious as ruler of the Frankish Empire. 1069 – Robert de Comines, appointed Earl of Northumbria by William the Conqueror, rides into Durham, England, where he is defeated and killed by rebels. This incident leads to the Harrying of the North. 1077 – Walk to Canossa: The excommunication of Henry IV, Holy Roman Emperor, is lifted after he humbles himself before Pope Gregory VII at Canossa in Italy. 1521 – The Diet of Worms begins, lasting until May 25. 1547 – Edward VI, the nine-year-old son of Henry VIII, becomes King of England on his father's death. 1568 – The Edict of Torda prohibits the persecution of individuals on religious grounds in John Sigismund Zápolya's Eastern Hungarian Kingdom. 1573 – Articles of the Warsaw Confederation are signed, sanctioning freedom of religion in Poland. 1591 – Execution of Agnes Sampson, accused of witchcraft in Edinburgh. 1624 – Sir Thomas Warner founds the first British colony in the Caribbean, on the island of Saint Kitts. 1671 – Original city of Panama (founded in 1519) is destroyed by a fire when privateer Henry Morgan sacks and sets fire to it. The site of the previously devastated city is still in ruins (see Panama Viejo). 1724 – The Russian Academy of Sciences is founded in St. Petersburg, Russia, by Peter the Great, and implemented by Senate decree. It is called the St. Petersburg Academy of Sciences until 1917. 1754 – Sir Horace Walpole coins the word serendipity in a letter to a friend. 1813 – Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice is first published in the United Kingdom. 1846 – The Battle of Aliwal, India, is won by British troops commanded by Sir Harry Smith. 1851 – Northwestern University becomes the first chartered university in Illinois. 1855 – A locomotive on the Panama Canal Railway runs from the Atlantic Ocean to the Pacific Ocean for the first time. 1871 – Franco-Prussian War: The Siege of Paris ends in French defeat and an armistice. 1878 – Yale Daily News becomes the first independent daily college newspaper in the United States. 1896 – Walter Arnold of East Peckham, Kent, becomes the first person to be convicted of speeding. He was fined one shilling, plus costs, for speeding at 8 mph (13 km/h), thereby exceeding the contemporary speed limit of 2 mph (3.2 km/h). 1902 – The Carnegie Institution of Washington is founded in Washington, D.C. with a $10 million gift from Andrew Carnegie. 1908 – Members of the Portuguese Republican Party fail in their attempted coup d'état against the administrative dictatorship of Prime Minister João Franco. 1909 – United States troops leave Cuba, with the exception of Guantanamo Bay Naval Base, after being there since the Spanish–American War. 1915 – An act of the U.S. Congress creates the United States Coast Guard as a branch of the United States Armed Forces. 1918 – Finnish Civil War: The Red Guard rebels seize control of the capital, Helsinki; members of the Senate of Finland go underground. 1920 – Foundation of the Spanish Legion. 1922 – Knickerbocker Storm: Washington, D.C.'s biggest snowfall, causes a disaster when the roof of the Knickerbocker Theatre collapses, killing over 100 people. 1932 – Japanese forces attack Shanghai. 1933 – The name Pakistan is coined by Choudhry Rahmat Ali Khan and is accepted by Indian Muslims who then thereby adopted it further for the Pakistan Movement seeking independence. 1935 – Iceland becomes the first Western country to legalize therapeutic abortion. 1938 – The World Land Speed Record on a public road is broken by Rudolf Caracciola in the Mercedes-Benz W195 at a speed of 432.7 kilometres per hour (268.9 mph). 1941 – Franco-Thai War: Final air battle of the conflict. A Japanese-mediated armistice goes into effect later in the day. 1945 – World War II: Supplies begin to reach the Republic of China over the newly reopened Burma Road. 1956 – Elvis Presley makes his first national television appearance. 1958 – The Lego company patents the design of its Lego bricks, still compatible with bricks produced today. 1960 – The National Football League announces expansion teams for Dallas to start in the 1960 NFL season and Minneapolis-St. Paul for the 1961 NFL season. 1964 – An unarmed United States Air Force T-39 Sabreliner on a training mission is shot down over Erfurt, East Germany, by a Soviet MiG-19. 1965 – The current design of the Flag of Canada is chosen by an act of Parliament. 1977 – The first day of the Great Lakes Blizzard of 1977, which dumps 10 feet (3.0 m) of snow in one day in Upstate New York. Buffalo, Syracuse, Watertown, and surrounding areas are most affected. 1980 – USCGC Blackthorn collides with the tanker Capricorn while leaving Tampa, Florida and capsizes, killing 23 Coast Guard crewmembers. 1981 – Ronald Reagan lifts remaining domestic petroleum price and allocation controls in the United States, helping to end the 1979 energy crisis and begin the 1980s oil glut. 1982 – US Army general James L. Dozier is rescued by Italian anti-terrorism forces from captivity by the Red Brigades. 1984 – Tropical Storm Domoina makes landfall in southern Mozambique, eventually causing 214 deaths and some of the most severe flooding so far recorded in the region. 1985 – Supergroup USA for Africa (United Support of Artists for Africa) records the hit single We Are the World, to help raise funds for Ethiopian famine relief. 1986 – Space Shuttle program: STS-51-L mission: Space Shuttle Challenger disintegrates after liftoff, killing all seven astronauts on board. 1988 – In R v Morgentaler the Supreme Court of Canada strikes down all anti-abortion laws. 2002 – TAME Flight 120, a Boeing 727-100, crashes in the Andes mountains in southern Colombia, killing 94. 2006 – The roof of one of the buildings at the Katowice International Fair in Poland collapses due to the weight of snow, killing 65 and injuring more than 170 others.

[thegreencircleone]

A Belated 10/10 Story

The Girl from Out of Town.

((Eloni gets hit on/hits on someone.))

October 10th, 9 pm. Officially 1010’s 6th birthday.

It was between a few big events; but honestly from looking at Eloni, the green Android, one could not tell. October 10th was a big night for 1010, but it was one of Eloni’s favorite nights in general (apart from maybe new-years)... Even now he wandered to-and-fro speaking with guests, introducing himself, even pairing people off with other dancers.

A robot’s job was never truly done, but Eloni lived for this! 1010 loved to party, but Eloni in particular loved THIS party. He loved the formal wear, the excuse to get gussied up, the copious amounts of booze and alcohol, the exorbitant amount of food (though he couldn’t enjoy it). Right now he was waiting primarily for the game of croquembouche jenda- but as he did so he scanned the room for any negative or alarming emotions.

… And that is exactly what he found.

Bar.

Eloni slowly maneuvered his way in between throngs of party-goers toward the bar; his vision of the emotions causing the disturbance to his radar began to ping more completely. Anger was brewing loudly at the bar, though the cause remained a mystery. There was no fight, no arguing that he could detect; it seemed like the barely contained rage was simply stewing there on it’s own…

And then it’s source came into view.

At the bar sat a woman with vibrant yellow skin, brownish hair with streaks of medium blond curled into a loose, low, and messy bun at her neck. Her jewelry was simple and ornate, but hung close to her body aside from her sequined headband and row of pearls that hung in a knot all the way down to her navel, and her dress was an old-fashioned tabard-style dress of white and sequined gold and copper. She looked less like a party-goer, and more like a run-away or jilted bride.

She was stunning, even if you didn’t have a thing for the art-deco look… Or her pretty, pissy face as she slowly sipped whatever drink she had in that martini glass. This mystery woman also did not look like she was a typical party-guest for the 1010 crowd.

Eloni needed to intervene.

And that’s just what he was going to do.

Eloni slid up to the bar-stool right beside her. “You know;” he began with an earnest grin. “I thought the Captain turned off the time-machine before the party.”

The mystery woman stopped, looked up at him and gave him a dubious scowl. For a moment they stared at each other in mutual silence as the heartbeat of the EDM around them did some of the talking for them.

She locked eyes with her as she took a pointed sip from her glass as he started to continue.

“Hey. Name’s Elo-” but the Android stopped his sentence half-way through as he realized something much more interesting to talk about. “Oh wow. Your eyes are pretty.”

The woman continued to sip her drink, this time her brows knit in confusion. Beneath fluttering, heavily eye-lined lashes and golden eye-shadowed lids lay a set of perfectly vibrant emerald eyes- with a ring of ultra-light purple around her pupils.

Finally, she spoke. “That’s it?” she asked. “... I thought y’were some sorta robo-casanova. You pick up most skirts like this?”

Eloni was flabbergasted.

“I mean- I…” he blinked as he tried to unpack what all the heck she just said. “Oh. OH, no. I’m not- I’m not a lady-killer. That’s uh- that’d be my brother. He’s… Uh…” Eloni felt his shoulders ride up in awkward embarrassment as he gestured elsewhere. “I just… Uh. I didn’t greet you as you came in and you seemed really mad, and I thought I’d come over to… You know?”

“Shoot the shit?”

“... Help?” Eloni offered, smiling. “What are you drinking? Where are you from? You don’t sound like you’re from around here.”

From where he sat the woman’s ire retreated noticeably. She was still angry, but now she was more… Uncomfortable than angry. Well… No. Mostly angry… She just wasn’t the rage-filled time-bomb waiting to go off.

She looked back to Eloni, who by now was leaning halfway over the bar, trying his best to be suave. He thought for a moment that her anger retreated entirely-- and then the rage was back.

She let out an audible noise, crossed her legs the opposite direction from him and returned to her drink. “One; if this is your attempt to get me to say by boozin’ me up; don’t bother. It’s lemonade, sugar. Two; you just insulted my dress. Why the heck’d I’d tell ya where I’m from?”

Eloni sat up. “What? Nooo. I didn’t- I didn’t mean to insult your-” he gave her a once-over again. 1010 wasn’t really programmed to oggle fans, at least not discriminate, but Eloni still found her sense of style utterly different and definitely worth looking at. The dress, be it old-fashioned definitely fit her pretty well, and upon closer inspection it wasn’t white; but a very pale yellow. She looked and talked like a gangsters wife from some of those old mob movies.

“My eyes are up here, birthday boy.”

“Sorry!” he said on instinct.

The mystery woman turned around in her seat and finally looked at him again. “Don’t’cha have some fan to flirt with?” she asked. “Doubtless this is comfortable for you.”

Eloni smiled a little more. “Try me! My prime directive is to make sure all our fans have a good time at our birthday party!... Annnnd you seem dead-set on being pissed.”

The woman gave him a disbelieving look and crossed her arms, letting her drink sit on the counter empty. “Butter my scotch n’ call me in the mornin’, you ain’t gunna give up on this, are ya?”

“I’m programmed to make people smile!” Eloni insisted, sitting up straight and giving a little, informal salute. “Noooo frowns on my birthday!”

“Uh-huh…”

Eloni relaxed and leaned a little closer to her. “So, seriously baby. If I’m bothering you; I can always get one of my brothers. I’m not the popular one, but you say the word! All I want is a smile from you, and it’d be the best birthday gift.”

“Ppft,” the woman dismissed, but then she got a little quiet. “... No offense…” she said quietly. “... I’m flattered, but, seriously. You should go try to flirt with one of your fans, okay?” she asked. “It’s sweet you’re trying to make me feel better, but it’s not going to do much for me.”

“SiiiiSTER!” came a bombastic voice from right behind them. “Sister, I have procured the caviar and blinnies! You are correct! They are-” Eloni turned around to see a man with long, straight blond hair with stripes of green, but the strangest thing about this man was not his hair- but the goggles worn on his face.

The moment that Eloni saw the man seemed to be the moment the man saw him in return. There he stood, knees slightly bent with two plates filled with the aforementioned hors d'oeuvres on little plastic plates.

“OH. A 1010!... I will- uhh… I’ll just.”

“Zeebs, it’s fine…” the woman said, turning around and sliding off. “We were just going anyway.”

Eloni spun to follow her with his eyes. He should have just dropped it- everything in his code should have told him to stop his pursuit of this faraway, foul-mouthed, foreigner… But it was his birthday, dang it.

“You know; it’s rude to come to the party and ignore the birthday-boy!”

The pair stopped. The man with the goggles; (Zeebs wasn’t it?) turned around and let out a low and singular laugh. “It’s rude to harass a troubled woman! You don’t see her complaining!”

The woman held up her hand to her companion, then glared back at Eloni. “Well, kill me softly with his song- for an NSR goon ya don’t give up, do ya?”

Oh! That was a musical reference… Actually it was two. The comment on being an NSR goon was a bit befuddling for a moment, but figured it had been because she plainly was not from Vinyl city.

Eloni saw her irritation flare, but all he could do was smile. By now their interaction had proven to become interesting to the people around them. “1010 never surrenders,” he recited.

The two unknown party guests stopped and seemed to survey the situation. Zeebs glanced around a little more frantically than his sister whose interesting gaze settled back onto the green android after a moment. “Oh my goood… What. Do. You. WANT from me? A smile?” she asked, not at all afraid to show she was still mad. “‘Cause I’ll have y’know:  I have a reason why I’m absolutely livid!”

“Sister… Ix-nay on the Ad-may…”

“Fuggit. We’re already here,” the woman said back at him. “Go on, birthday boy. What’ll it take for you to let me skip town in peace?”

Eloni stood up, stretching out to his ten foot height. “If you weren’t here for my birthday; you should have made an appointment!” he chided, watching the face of this mystery-woman’s flinch with embarrassment. “Tonight’s my night! A night to pAaRrTty~” he hummed musically. “What sort of party would it be without dancing?”

The woman paused, her face still scrunched in disbelief before she turned to her brother. “... Hold my purse,” she instructed softly, turning back to Eloni with a little stomp. “Alright, soldier-boy,” she said lifting a finger up at his face… From allllll the way down there. At least five feet down. “You get ONE. Dance. After that, and I’m gone. No ifs, ands, or buts.”

Eloni studied her emotions for a moment. She was still… Mad, but she was almost acting comically pissy. To liken it to something easier to explain- if red was anger and yellow was happiness, then her emotions teetered on a pale orange. She was just as happy to be pursued as she was angry it was him.

Eloni leaned down. “Sure, baby. I can make one dance count.”

There came a tart snort from the woman below him. “Oh,” she laughed… Then slowly her anger receded a little more. “Oh. I’m gunna fucking run you into the ground, you sentient lamp-post.”

It was a threat. It was playful. It was a challenge… It tickled him.

Eloni let out an equally incredulous laugh. “Can you even… Dance in that thing?” he asked, taking in the nearly floor-length gown.

But surprisingly the woman forced a smile, grabbed Eloni by his suit jacket and started dragging him off to the dance floor. “Quit talkin’. Move ya gams.”

Eloni let out another chuckle as he watched the woman drag him out to the dance floor. The anger was practically no longer there. Only tracings remained; but emotions didn’t necessarily just stop because you had moved on: they lingered. This stranger had some fight back in her, but it seemed she was enjoying this more than not.

“So aggressive, baby~”

The woman looked back up at him. “Don’t call me ‘baby’, sugar.”

“Don’t call me ‘sugar’, doll.”

“Don’t call me ‘doll’, either.” By the time Eloni was dragged back into the dancing fray the woman had turned around and snapped to, heels he hadn’t had the chance to see snapping to as she readied herself. “You swing, darling?”

Oh. Oh he didn’t entirely know how to respond to that.

“... I’ll take that as a-”

“I’ll match whatever you put out, ma’am,” he finally pushed out.

The woman finally seemed to regard him for a second, before shrugging, not looking at him straight in the face. “Mm. We’ll work on it,” she said, stepping close. “Ever dance with a partner?.... And I don’t suppose you can use your super robot powers to play a good swing number?”

Eloni…Wasn’t entirely sure what happened after that. All he did was look up towards the DJ booth where Subatomic was playing his fair share of music and sent in a request, message hurried and likely missing a few vowels. He didn’t care.

“... So, uh,” Eloni started. “Uh, I’m sorry. I’m not normally this brave…” he said. “Or. Uh this pushy…”

The woman cocked her hips and shimmied a bit closer. “It’s your birthday,” she excused. “... And it was kinda rude of me to stop and not say hi, at least, so. Two-fer-two, darling.”

Eloni blinked again as DJ came through- birthday boy requests were high on the chain of command. Soon the sound of electric-pumped ragtimey-toons pounded through the air… That’s when it was all a blur.

1010 was designed to dance, yeah, but new dances took a lot of concentration and coding on the part of the Droids AI. Eloni and his brothers were great with their dance routines, but sometimes their personal dancing skills were hit-or-miss… Even then Eloni liked to think his long legs would hit those swing-high kicks; but he was nothing on this woman. Sheer fabric and  high-heels were competing with him faster than he had ever seen…It wasn’t a quarter into the dance that his lead was entirely taken over by her.

It was a situation he had no idea was coming; a woman half his size beating him at dancing. A HUMAN woman practically running him into the ground… It was a lot, it was an endless barrage of legs and shimmies…

It was pretty great.

Just as soon as the song had started; it had ended, Eloni was practically bent over and the mystery woman was done. Off she trotted in her high-heels to re-join her worried looking brother with a completely enraptured Eloni to follow her.

“W-wait. What’s your-” but before Eloni could finish the question or even grab her attention- he felt his hydraulic knee buckle- and land him square onto a nearby table.

Plasticware and plates flew to the floor and Eloni struggled to keep his holographic head above a pool of spilled rose and champagne. When people rushed him to see what was wrong he gazed around.

The Mystery Woman and her brother were gone.... Well. At least he made her smile!

[shela-gal]

remédio natural para engravidar :  **  http://bit.ly/1Eu-Quero-Engravidar  **   5 REMÉDIOS Naturais EXÓTICOS Para ENGRAVIDAR MAIS RÁPIDO

Algumas plantas medicinais usadas como remédios naturais para engravidar como a Maca Peruana, Ashwagandha ou Agnocasto , pode ser útil para quem tenta engravidar ou para quem tem dificuldade. A maior parte destas plantas melhora a circulação sanguínea e regula a produção hormonal, mas também fortalece o organismo e combate situações de depressão e estresse, podendo facilitar o processo de engravidar.

Porém o ideal sempre é consultar um especialista em fertilidade para avaliar se existe algum problema de saúde que está causando essa dificuldade e para fazer um plano de tratamento mais orientado. Estas plantas ou remédios naturais para engravidar não devem substituir qualquer tratamento médico.

5 REMÉDIOS Naturais EXÓTICOS Para ENGRAVIDAR MAIS RÁPIDO

1. Maca peruana

A maca peruana é um potente adaptogêneo natural que ajuda a combater o estresse, além de equilibrar a produção de hormônios. Também contém muitas vitaminas e nutrientes importantes para a gravidez, nutrindo o corpo da mulher para receber uma gestação.

2. Ashwagandha

Esta é uma planta muito utilizada na medicina tradicional indiana que parece ter vários benefícios para a saúde, incluindo a saúde reprodutora masculina e feminina. No caso da mulher, a ashwagandha parece ser bastante eficaz no regulamento hormonal, promovendo um melhor funcionamento dos órgãos reprodutivos, sendo até muitas vezes usada em mulheres que já tiveram vários abortos para fortalecer o útero.

3. Shatavari

Além de ser uma planta com efeito afrodisíaco, a shatavari, também conhecida como Asparagus racemosus, tem poder adaptogênico que ajuda a equilibrar a produção de hormônios, regulando a produção de óvulos e espermatozoides de maior qualidade. Ao mesmo tempo, esta planta também nutre os órgãos reprodutivos, especialmente na mulher.

4. Agnocasto

O agnocasto é uma planta com um vasto histórico de uso em vários tipos de problemas no sistema reprodutor, sendo principalmente importante para aumentar a produção do hormônio luteinizante, facilitando a ovulação a produção de óvulos maduros.

5. Saw Palmetto

O saw palmetto pode ser usado tanto em mulheres como em homens, porque contém ácidos graxos e fitoestrogênios que promovem o correto funcionamento dos ovários, especialmente em mulheres com síndrome dos ovários policísticos, além de atuar sobre a produção de espermatozoides e a saúde dos testículos, no homem.

Como aumentar o efeito das plantas ou dos remédios para engravidar

Para aumentar o efeito destas plantas sobre a fertilidade é recomendado consumí-las sob a forma de suplementos, evite fazer o tratamento com chás. Por esse motivo, é muito importante consultar um fitoterapeuta ou outro naturopata com conhecimento em fitoterapia para adequar a posologia.

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[nightskied]

coup in bolivia.

not only that, but surprise surprise (not to anyone), USA is involved, once again, in staging a   right wing coup in a country of América Latina.  this has happened before, this is NOT NEW.

did Evo Morales resign? he was forced to. when the army “suggests”, it isn’t a suggestion. 

after the 78k fraud, the OEA (organism that we should remark has remained quiet upon the rise of a fascist like Bolsonaro in Brazil and hasn’t asked for Piñera’s resignation in Chile but oh goody, a sindicalist, indigenous president in a country that doesn’t allow the stablishment in is suddenly intervened), from USA and biased, intervened and Evo allowed for a recount of the votes, making it so that the results would be binding.

he called again for elections. and hours later, a right-wing group of religious fundamentalists “suggested” that Evo should resign.

let’s take a bite out of any Latinamerican history book: what happens when there’s strong socialist/socialist-like governments in América Latina for long periods of time? USA intervenes. Condor Plan (1970 dictatorships), the (WHINSEC-dependant) Army School of the Americas (1946, created by the USA in Panamá, the SOA called for every middle-range of latin armies to be instructed in the annihilation of the “inner enemy”, which at that point was the advance of communist and socialist tendencies), to mention a couple.

we know that when the army gets involved in politics, they are easy to take the power because, well, guns and force. it’s not a decision made by the president, then, to resign, but an open threat that forces him to leave. previously, senators of the MAS (the Morales party in Bolivia) had been attacked, the intendent of Cochabamba (also from MAS party) was kidnapped by extremists of the right wing, they cut her hair and threw red paint on her (VIDEO HERE). the extremists that now have effectively exhorted the coup had done attempts to burn Evo Morales’ house down.

That is not a “suggestion” to resign presidency, that’s a threat.

Bolivia, a Plurinational Country.

Bolivia is constituted as a plurinational country, sovereign and de-centralized. as far as i know, and as far as i’ve found of information, in 2006 there’s a constituent assembly and the new Constitution, the Plurinational Constitution is approved. This, for indigenous people (in which we can count the aimara, quechua and guaraní), was an unprecedent thing: they had representation, their costumes and cultures, which make up most of the population of the country, were seen and recognized by the constitution.

To this point, we can’t forget the history of colonization of South America isn’t the history of colonization of North America: Here, the spanish used brute force, genocide, they did not bring in the amounts of slaves that the yanquis did (because spaniards and “the bible isn’t ok with slavery” half-assed shit), so they used to natives, especially in the mines.

To have recognition, after 500yrs of erasure, colonialism and neo-colonialism, is huge, and has angered the religious fundamentalists in Bolivia, and Evo Morales’ social politics have angered the USA, and Bolivia has natural resources and, well, let’s look at Venezuela, because Venezuela has petroleum.

As Bolivia constituted a plurinational country, the WIPHALA, the flag and symbol utilized by some of the communities of the Cordillera de los Andes, became a symbol for the country. Let’s think representation.

Evo Morales, a proletariat, sindicalist, indigenous president, not allowing the nasty yanquis into the economy and taking populist (social welfare) measures, giving voice to the once-erased native communities, giving them dignity and possibility of ascending in the social scale. Populism has a long run in América Latina. I’m personally not a fan, but i am not a fucking asshole.

Who are the ones doing this coup?

Evangelist groups that have stated that “Pachamama is out, we anwer to Christ”, the right-wing, primarily the cops and now the army too. 

Camacho, the prime face of this coup, has gas business that weren’t being fruituous due to Morales’ control of the economy. William Kaliman, leader of the Bolivian Army, was formed by the SOA. Recently, it has leaked that USA has hands in it. This was anticipated by Morales himself.

The Wiphala has been removed from the govt house, replaced by a bible. Wiphalas are being burned by religious fanatics that support the inconstitutional regime, cops are cutting them out of their uniforms, and people respond to the burn of their symbol: La Wiphala se respeta, carajo.

Jeanine Áñez, an evangelist senator, has declared herself “Constitutional President of Bolivia”, without enough quórum (the MAS representatives of parliament, who have majority, couldn’t come in), the presidential band was placed on her by a dude from the army. She demanded the army take an active role in repressing the manifestations against the coup, calling the army traitors for (initially under Kaliman’s leadership) refusing to take part. Kaliman has “resigned” two days ago.

The MAS representatives weren’t allowed entrance to the Senate and violently handled by the “security” forces.

This is a civic-military coup d’êtat.

The fundamentalists are now trying to implement a mediatic wall and isolate the country, they’ve already murdered people that have been protesting, they’re burning long-distance transports, they’re forcing international news reporters to quit reporting, and the return of said reporters isn’t granted either.

Meanwhile, international media is biased between two stories: this is/isn’t a coup. So let’s be clear: when the army “suggests”, they’re never suggesting. When USA is involved, it’s for economic reasons, it’s for resources, it’s for exploiting us as they have always, historically done. When the Church is involved, they’re accomplices. The media that doesn’t call this as what it is, a coup staged by the empire and the right-wing, is also an accomplice. The media that portrays the protesteres as “violent” and “deviating the purpose of protests” are also accomplices. The media that talk about the actions of the protesters and not the extreme violence exhorted by the oppressors, are accomplices. The media that don’t talk about this, are accomplices.

We need to talk about this, with the right information, we can’t let this happen. We can’t let a coup settle in power. We need to understand, without a “nationalist” blindness, the roles that are being played here, the pattern of behavior, the brute violence of the oppressors.

Globalization and technology makes it so it’s easy to get information and to viralize things. We need to viralize the violence, we need to not stop talking about the coup in Bolivia.

History has already told us how this goes.

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{Power { fonte da imagem| continue lendo isso ..| clique neste link| Clique aqui para mais informações| Descubra mais| clique para fonte| na página principal| fonte do artigo| mais dicas aqui| ele tem um bom argumento| clique aqui agora| Recursos| clique| mais informações| clique neste site| Saber mais| sem título| veja este site| aprenda isso aqui agora| no saber| mais dicas aqui|tratamento natural para engravidar|man caps funciona |man caps|como engravidar rápido|man caps funciona mesmo}: A impotência sexual ou disfunção erétil atinge grande parte da população masculina. tratamento para engravidar em caso de problemas nos espermatozoides, como quando indivíduo não produz ou produz espermatozoides em pouca quantidade, estes têm um formato anormal ou pouca mobilidade, por exemplo, pode ser feito com remédios para aumentar a produção de espermatozoides, inseminação artificial ou fertilização in vitro com injeção intracitoplasmática de espermatozoides.|Se você nos achou é porque quer conhecer mais um pouco mais sobre Power { fonte da imagem| continue lendo isso ..| clique neste link| Clique aqui para mais informações| Descubra mais| clique para fonte| na página principal| fonte do artigo| mais dicas aqui| ele tem um bom argumento| clique aqui agora| Recursos| clique| mais informações| clique neste site| Saber mais| sem título| veja este site| aprenda isso aqui agora| no saber| mais dicas aqui|tratamento natural para engravidar|man caps funciona |man caps|como engravidar rápido|man caps funciona mesmo} correto? Sim, provavelmente se você chegou a esse artigo já sabe da existência do Power MAN Caps e já tem interesse real no produto, só tem dúvidas se ele funciona ou não e é isso que te faz buscar mais informações sobre este produto.}{

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{A serventia do Power Man Caps está nos inúmeros benefícios que ele proporciona ao corpo, dando energia, saciedade, melhora da libido e do desempenho sexual, além de controlar os hormônios e combater a impotência e a ejaculaçã precoce.|No método Billings, a auto-observação é feita com a combinação de três formas. A primeira é a percepção da vagina, que pode estar seca, úmida (pouco líquido), molhada (bastante líquido) ou escorregadia. A segunda é por meio do muco que se apresenta na forma líquida, cremosa ou elástica. Mas, atenção! "Pode acontecer de não haver nenhum muco visível na vulva. Neste caso, é realizada somente a observação da sensação vulvar. Conforme a mulher caminha, ela tem uma sensação de seca, úmida, molhada ou escorregadia”, afirma a médica clínica geral Maristela Zoboli Pezzucchi, presidente da Confederação Nacional de Planejamento Natural da Família (Cenplaflam), órgão membro da Organização Mundial do Método de Ovulação Billings. E, a terceira maneira, é com a medição diária da temperatura corporal, que aumenta de meio a 1°C durante a ovulação.}

{Tem muito tempo que estou tentando engravidar… que posso fazer para eu poder engravidar sem ter problemas.|Após varrer a internet e ler milhares de depoimentos e ver fotos e resultados antes e depois de diversos homens, nosso time de especialistas pode confirmar que Libid Man Caps funciona de verdade e não é enganação.}{

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{Para aumentar efeito destas plantas sobre a fertilidade é recomendado consumi-las sob a forma de suplementos, evitando-se fazer tratamento com chás. { clique neste link aqui agora| mais informações aqui| veja esta página| pagina inicial| Fundamentos| pagina inicial| minha explicação| inquérito| obter mais informações| Veja isso| nosso site| descubra aqui agora| clique para informações| Vejo| espreitar este site| fonte da imagem| a explicação dele| Fundamentos| pop aqui| leia aqui| continue lendo isso| recursos úteis| vai aqui| a explicação dela| tom de conversação| ver post| local| fonte da imagem| descrição| Olha o que eu achei|tratamento natural para engravidar|man caps funciona |man caps|como engravidar rápido|man caps funciona mesmo} Por esse motivo, é muito importante consultar um fitoterapeuta ou outro naturopata com conhecimento em fitoterapia para adequar a posologia.|A cada dia, número de homens e mulheres que sofrem com problemas relacionados { clique neste link aqui agora| mais informações aqui| veja esta página| pagina inicial| Fundamentos| pagina inicial| minha explicação| inquérito| obter mais informações| Veja isso| nosso site| descubra aqui agora| clique para informações| Vejo| espreitar este site| fonte da imagem| a explicação dele| Fundamentos| pop aqui| leia aqui| continue lendo isso| recursos úteis| vai aqui| a explicação dela| tom de conversação| ver post| local| fonte da imagem| descrição| Olha o que eu achei|tratamento natural para engravidar|man caps funciona |man caps|como engravidar rápido|man caps funciona mesmo} à saúde de suas vidas sexuais aumentam drasticamente.}

{As cápsulas aumentam de forma considerável a libido masculina e oferecem um possível aumento no tamanho do pênis. A diferença será notada nas primeiras semanas de uso. Neste período, a libido sexual provavelmente já terá dobrado, e suas ereções estarão mais fortes. Suas noites de sexo serão mais duradouras, e prazer aumentará consideravelmente, tanto para você quanto para sua parceira.|Nos dias atuais a Maca Andes Prime Red já beneficiou mais de 100 mil mulheres a ficarem grávidas no mundo todo uma planta que existe em um só ambiente nos Andes situado no Peru. várias pessoas já conhecem a Maca só que a grande parte das pessoas não sabe em que existem três tipos de Maca e que existe uma delas que é a mais recomendada para engravidar.}{

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{É muito importante entender que nenhuma receita caseira substitui parecer e as recomendações do médico. Por isso, primeiro passo é buscar pela ajuda de um, e as receitas caseiras devem ser utilizadas como um complemento do tratamento que ele indicar.|Atenção! Você está visualizando os preços do Estado referente ao endereço principal de seu cadastro, caso mude a consulta para outra região, os produtos de seu carrinho permanecerão com preço do seu endereço.}