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[okcoolthanks]

OH ALSO I WENT TO THE WALGREENS I ADOPTED MY SON FROM AND THERE'S OTHER BALLS DEEZS THERE AND AND THEY'RE SO SOFT????? my son is the best though

would have boughr one to send to you but no moneyand no wallet

THEY AREEEEE they’re always SO soft in store bruh it’s AWESOME I live stuffed animalsbro

Balls deez IS the best dude iloooove him <3

[penissekai]

ur stuff is beautiful pls never die /ref

Dies from joyousness

THANK TOU AND !!!!! MWA :3 /p

[confettiinred]

hello lmlers ! how are we feeling about sigdric to the song mr loverman . specifically after audric died . this is my reminder to you guys that sig watched him die in the don’t give up ! ( you’re on the brink of a miracle ) animation ! ^_^

this could go any way really ! audric’s pov.. sigmund’s pov… both are extremely yummy and ! yeah !! ANYWAAYSSS SIGDRIC ANGST IS LIKE MY FAVORITE EVER AND I HAVE SO MUCH OF IT, PLEASE HIT ME UP IF YOU WANT TO HEAR MORE !! X33 /silly

[okcoolthanks]

O yea dude it’d be Awesome we’d lay on the ground at an uncomfortable angle and watch liminal images dude it’ll be SICK /POSITIVE slash GENUINE

[taegularities]

heaven to you (teaser) | myg & jjk (m)

Summary: A casual hook up morphs into a fierce fever dream when roommates slash best friends Min Yoongi and Jeon Jungkook bring heaven and hell to you – all at once, in one single night.

➳ pairing: Yoongi x reader x Jungkook ➳ rating: 18+ ➳ genre: kind of fwb, threesome, college au; fluff, hella smut ➳ warnings: lmfao buckle up, there'll be quite a few warnings for this one :') yoongi and oc are fwb, teasing, flirting, kissing booth stuff, jk wears glasses and has long hair (manbun beloved), yoongi and jk are both so cocky :'), but so is oc, sexual tension, mid-sex convos, threesome ofc, dom yoongi n jk, explicit sexual content, such as double penetration, degradation, spit stuff, manhandling,.. (will expand on this once the full thing drops – but it's a whole lot 😄), they do some weird ass stuff during sex lol but it's such a fun piece, aftercare, valentino yoongi and ck jk!! THE ENDINGGGGG LMFAO ➳ est. wc: 12-15k 😁 1.5k for the teaser!! ➳ a/n: so :’) this had been in planning since? december? i knew i wanted to do a lil something for the milestone, but that lil something turned into… whatever demonic hell this is LOL. back to the ruin you days, i guess. am super excited for this to finally drop. gonna give y'all the best version of it possible, love you <3

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No matter how fatigued you feel, you’re determined to see this thing through.

Today’s event might have tired you out, but Yoongi’s tongue was quick to bring you back into the land of the living. You’d never admit it to him, but no college responsibility could force you away from the sins he always offers to you.

And two rooms from here, he’s waiting to send you down that spiral again.

You shudder in excitement.

You lift your body off the toilet seat and wash your hands; one last glance into the mirror as you crack your joints. You’d put a gym session into tomorrow’s schedule, but tonight might just serve as exercise enough.

Deep breath in, you step out with strengthened enthusiasm. You brace yourself for whatever’s to come, but what you don’t expect is the presence awaiting you outside the bathroom.

Your fingers halt over the door handle; a light smile creeps upon your face when you see him leaning against the wall.

Eyes shift from bottom to top slowly.

He’s gorgeous. Sculpted and tall. One of his legs is angled, heel against the wall; so you see how thick and strong his thighs are even through his baggy joggers.

And you don’t think he had his hair in this damn bun before; it presses against the wall. Combined with the glasses on his nose, he emanates some type of… innocence.

But you know Jeon Jungkook. And he’s far from the purity you’re so foolishly perceiving right now.

His head moves when he registers your light steps, meeting your eyes so nonchalantly that you trash all prior thoughts of innocence once and for all. You don’t ask what he’s thinking or what he wants. You assume he was merely waiting for his turn to enter the loo.

Jungkook’s plans for tonight, different from yours, probably consist of taking a good shit, seeking a filling meal and drowning in a good night’s sleep. That’s what you think, at least.

But as you move across the hall and towards him, he doesn’t walk past you, doesn’t target the bathroom.

Instead, he keeps looking at you.

And something in his gaze suggests that he’s not quite done talking to you; something of the awkward conversation in the living room still remains. 

Yet, he doesn’t speak.

So, you do, “What?”

“Hm?” he voices, a head tilt suggesting surprise, but you know he’s fucking with you. “Nothing. Was gonna pee.”

“Right.” You don’t move from your spot yet. Fold your arms under your chest. His pupils flit down for a second and then up to your face again; weirdly proud, you press your tits up some more. “Then go.”

“Alright, boss,” he rolls his eyes at you, pushing past you with a light brush of your shoulders, “I’ll go.”

And he does. Doesn’t mean you trust him. So you remain and wait.

Wait a minute longer. When he comes out, you’re still standing there.

He doesn’t look surprised. Just trudges towards you with half damp hands in the pockets of his sweats, sly smile on a pretty face until you speak and it drops.

“Was that off putting to you? You really don’t want it?”

There’s a rapid upward movement of one of his eyebrows, and he feigns the confusion perfectly as he asks, “Want what?”

“To join us.”

He puffs out a mocking laugh. Looks to the side, enough for you to admire his chiselled features. A jaw as sharp as a razorblade. Mole on his neck. Wanna kiss.

Then, he asks, “You were actually serious? Like, you still are?”

“Do I look unserious to you?”

Your blinking is supposed to be cute, but he doesn’t fall for it. You clench your jaw; you know he doesn’t want to reject you. You see it in his movements.

So you try, “Or are you just not made for it?”

Which seems to trigger just the right amount of ego in him. Because he laughs again, forming a circle with his lips, and lets out a little, “Ohhh,” as though you’re challenging him. Which, in some ways…

Before you know it, his scent wafts towards you. Soapy, pleasant. He’s close enough to trap you — which, to your surprise, he suddenly does.

One arm on each side of your head, he closes in. Your head moves immediately, your gaze set on his colourful tattoos. When you look at him again, the infuriating, lopsided signature smirk makes your eyes roll — a coping mechanism in a situation like this.

You won't reveal that the sudden movement sent a shiver down your spine, or that you held your breath for a moment possibly long enough for him to notice.

So eye rolling it is, disguising the wavering self-control as annoyance when he explains, “This wouldn’t be my first time, babe. Yoongi and I don’t mind sharing.”

His breath is warm, minty. Did he chew gum before?

You gulp.

“But,” he continues, tilting his head; you nearly expect him to kiss you. But he doesn’t. “You’re not exactly the type of girl I usually fuck with.”

Not his type of girl, huh?

Rude.

“Why not?” you ask. “What’s that supposed to mean?”

He shrugs his shoulders.

You see your reflection in his glasses — so far, you seem composed. Though less when he says, “You like leaving people and things broken. You get bored fast.”

Ouch. You wish he was lying.

It’s not like you do it on purpose. People catch feelings fast — you don’t. You make your intentions clear; the times things broke weren’t because you intended them to.

But…

You’re surprised he knows about this at all. You know Jungkook isn’t one to do feelings either; Yoongi told you. Perhaps he’s divulged your philosophies, too.

“So do you,” you answer.

“You got bored of Yoongi really fucking fast, too.”

“Not true. I’m still here.”

“You are now. You haven’t been for quite a while, right?”

You silence. What the hell does he mean?

Bewildered, you stare at him; if he wasn’t surrounded by this odd mystery, you’d push him away again. But he wants to rile you up, and you know you can take a lot more than that.

When you don’t answer, he pulls away, tugging back one or two escaped hair strands. Your eyes follow as he secures them behind his left ear, adorned by two earrings.

But when he raises an eyebrow in question, you awaken again, assuring him that, “You don’t have to. Yoongi and I can just do our thing and you… I don’t know. Have a good night, I suppose.”

You nod once and then push your body off the wall, glad you’re not sandwiched between it and Jungkook anymore. But before you can escape into your friend’s bedroom, a strong hand pulls you back.

You gasp, not anticipating the bold grip, flashing a glare to the veins on the back of his hand as you ask, “What? Didn’t mock me enough or—”

“You won’t ask again?” he has the audacity to inquire.

“You can’t be serious,” you scold, eyes wide. You can’t get out of his hold, so you don’t try just yet. “I’m gonna go. He’s already lighting candles or whatever.”

Jungkook chuckles. “As if. He doesn’t do that shit.”

“True,” you admit, “well, but he is waiting for me. Was waiting for you, too.”

“For me, huh?”

His grin is dorky. The following pout even more so. Horny moods make him cocky, but you remember from every other time you saw him at their dorm how freaking annoying he was.

A likeable annoying, you must admit. Capable of sweet smiles and funny jokes and absolute dumbass behaviour.

Like now.

“Awwh. Man, I saw him just this morning,” he says, loosening his grip around your wrist, pushing his glasses up his nose. “I understand if you missed me, but he really didn’t have to.”

You grimace. “You’re an idiot.”

“Yeah. Just so you know, when you call someone an idiot, you—”

“Alright. I’m leaving.”

Which you do. With absolute confidence.

Throwing your hair back and moving your hips. But what you also do is look back once you’ve taken a couple steps, nodding into the general direction of the bedroom. 

Granting him a boost of confidence as you give into his wishes and ask again.

“Are you coming or?”

“Uhm—”

“Isn’t that why you wouldn’t let me go?” If he rejects you now, you’ll walk away. End of story. “Or why you’re looking at me like that.”

He doesn’t answer. Caught red-handed.

He seems to contemplate it. Is eyeing you carefully, amused beyond imagination. What a delightful expression.

One last time, he thinks aloud and says, “You’re acting badass now, but that will backfire. And you will burn yourself.”

“So what? Fire’s fun.”

“I’m just saying.” One more. “Tonight might be a little too much for you with the two of us, you know? I’m not as easy to handle as you think. ”

“I don’t think you are,” you confess. “But I don’t want to handle you. I want the opposite.”

No matter how tired you are, you will see this thing through. With or without him, you will take what Yoongi gives. Accept if Jungkook offers anything. And you think… you think he will.

There’s a glimmer in his eyes. A hint of desire, hunger growing in the predator’s big gaze. If he wants to reject you now, you’ll walk away.

But you don’t think he will.

And once more, courageous, you say, “Handle me, Jeon Jungkook.”

okayyy. this is one glimpse of the whole sin lol. yoongi is gonna have a way bigger role, this is just a jk centric scene!! they're both prominent a lot in every other scene and they're both menaces :')

please look forward to it!! it's gonna be a fun lil piece before we go back to our lil angst/fluff corner. and support by leaving a like, reblog and comment! anddd send me your thoughts, your enthusiasm is extremely encouraging!!

if you want to be on the taglist, here you go!! love you all <3

[weirdgenetic-fuckup]

Day 3: Piss kink

A/n: PLEASE I've had this idea in my head for SO LONG AND I NEEDED TO WRITE IT SOMEWHERE AND KINKTOBER WAS JUST PERFECT I'M NORMAL I SWEAR

Warnings: Smut, somnophilia, Slash pees in reader, riding, if you think I missed anything let me know otherwise enjoy!

Kinktober

You hovered over his lap as he slept, he slept naked and all you ever wore were thin shorts that you pushed aside, lining his hard cock up with your needy hole.

Slash knew you couldn't help it, sometimes you just got needy when he was still sleeping. You didn't want to wake him up but he didn't mind you helping yourself to him when he while he was still sleeping in the morning.

You knew as soon as you started bouncing on him he'd wake up but you didn't care, you had the best dream and needed him so, so bad.

Slash had come back from tour not long ago and you were still not ready to calm down, so you sank onto his length, moaning at the familiar stretch. Your hands rested on his chest, holding yourself up as you began rolling your hips, grinding down on him.

Slash was so pretty when he slept, lips parted slightly with the softest of breaths leaving him, nose scrunching occasionally, hair falling around him like a dark halo, his arm stretched out to where you had slept soundly beside him.

You saw him beginning to stir as you moved faster, fucking yourself on him and not bothering to hide your moans. You knew he got pissy when someone woke him up, even if it was you riding him.

He groaned, his eyes fluttering open and taking a second to find you on top of him. His hands eventually found your hips, loosely holding them but not guiding you as he usually would, he just didn't have the energy to.

He just let you do the work, smiling up at you occasionally, groans getting higher and whinier when he got closer, his brain wasn't working well enough yet to come up with full sentences.

His hand fell from your hip, his thumb going to rub your clit. If you hadn't been close before you definitely were now, your own moans and whines bouncing off the walls, mixing with his like a sweet song no one else would hear.

The way his tip hit that spongey spot deep in you had you seeing stars, feeling his veins dragging against your gummy walls, his thumb rubbing you in those gentle circles. The same hands that had choked you out and tugged your hair because you weren't taking all of him, they could be so gentle with you.

He never wanted to hurt you, he always made you feel special and loved, mornings like this always left you all tingly and warm.

He saw your eyes rolling back as you came and he helped guide you down onto him, letting you hide your face in the crook of his neck while he thrust his hips up into you, still chasing his own high.

You felt him spilling into you, deep and raspy groans falling onto your ears as his arms tightened around your waist, holding you tight to him.

You felt his soft lips on your cheek, kissing to your ear and nipping at your earlobe. He chuckled and kissed your cheek again.

"What, what're you giggling about?" You asked, smiling up at him.

"Nothing, nothing." He said, shaking his head. "Just... I gotta piss." Now it was your turn to shake your head.

You moved to roll off of him but he held you in place. "Don't you wanna go?" You asked.

Slash bit his lip, pretending to think for a moment before shaking his head once more. "Nah, I got a perfectly good place right here." He said, giving your ass a swift smack, causing you to gasp.

He laughed at your expression and pulled you closer to him, kissing the top of your head, another warm liquid filling you.

"You're a disgusting pig, you know that?" You said, relaxing into him. He was gross, at least he knew it and didn't try to deny it, not that he could right now, his eyes closed and a soft hum leaving him.

"M'almost done, relax."

"I think you're relaxing enough for both of us."

[fuctacles]

Congrats on 800 followers!

For the request thing…I would love to see something (smutty and/or fluffy) about Transmasc Eddie being comforted by cis Steve. Maybe after being misgendered in regard to their relationship?

I love your writing so much!

Thank you so much <3 I hope this works :3 800 wc for 800 698 followers, M rating | Ao3

"You can't bring your girlfriend into the bathroom, man."

"Excuse me?"

Just this is enough to put Steve into attack mode. He can feel Eddie's hand tighten around his in warning.

"Yeah, we have a no-bathroom-fucking policy after the last incident." The guy that stopped them has the decency to at least look bashful, rubbing his cheek awkwardly. Steve can almost sympathize, if stopping horny couples is a task he's supposed to do on the daily.

Almost.

"I'm sure me and my boyfriend can find a better place to fuck," he says dryly.

The guy's eyes widen, then flicker to the side, where Eddie is hovering awkwardly.

"Shit, dude, I'm so sorry—"

"So do you stop only hetero couples?" Steve interrupts him with a quirk of an eyebrow, bitch mode in full swing. "Or did your management just forget queer people exist?"

He opens his mouth, but closes it, rendered speechless.

"Or are they actually heterophobic and want only gay sex to happen in their bathrooms?" Steve cocks his head to the side.

"I don't—"

"So can me and my boyfriend go pee or...? We'll hold our hands while doing so," he raises their joined palms. "But nothing more, I promise."

"Just go," the man says tiredly, his expression pained.

"Thanks," Steve nods to him. "And consider simple no-fucking signs."

Finally free from the bar worker, Eddie pulls Steve towards the bathroom. Once inside and away from the loud music, he falls against the door with a sigh.

"Sorry," he says, hands hiding his face.

"What for?" Steve asks, latching the door closed.

"I don't know," Eddie groans in frustration. "For not cutting my hair, maybe? Maybe then I'd look like a man," he scoffs.

"Do I have to list off all the guys with long hair again?"

"I'm good, thanks."

"Ozzy Osbourne, Dio, Slash..." he starts listing on his fingers anyway.

"Steve."

Steve drops his hand.

"Listen, if that guy assumes every person with long hair is a girl, then clearly he's not listening to enough metal."

Eddie lets out an involuntary snort, and Steve grins at the sound.

"And should we believe what an uncultured philistine without taste has to say?"

"No," Eddie admits with a fond roll of his eyes.

"Good," Steve smiles and leans down to kiss him. "Because I love your hair."

"I love it too," Eddie groans, his frustration still not gone. "I just wish it didn't make me feel this way."

"I know, Eds. But it's okay to feel like this, it's normal that it hurts," Steve reminds him, wrapping him in a hug. "You're a man to those who matter, who know what good music is."

Eddie's laughs gets muffled against his shoulder.

"That's true."

"And you're not going to change things you like about yourself because of a stranger's opinion."

"Hell no."

They stay quiet, just enjoying the warmth and comfort of their embrace, until Eddie speaks up again.

"Thank you."

"I'm just reminding you your own words."

"Still."

"Well, in that case, you're welcome, baby."

"Okay, but now I really have to pee."

They disentangle themselves to reach the urinals, but not before Steve lands another peck on his lips.

Eddie always takes longer in the bathroom, considering the time it takes him to disentangle and adjust his packer, but once he's free, he sees movement in his periphery. Steve is holding out his hand.

With a laugh, he grabs it, so they can pee hand in hand.

Once at they are at the sinks, they meet each other's eyes in the mirror.

"I kind of wanna fuck in the bathroom now," Steve admits.

Eddie makes a face and looks pointedly around. It's not the worst bathroom he's been in, but it's still a bar bathroom.

"You're not fucking me here," he says decisively. Steve hums.

"No, but you could fuck me."

Now that's a thought. One Eddie didn't plan in advance.

"Sorry, left my dick at home."

"Babe, you can make me come on just your fingers," Steve reminds him, leaning sideways against the sink to properly look at him.

Eddie pulls a strand of hair over his mouth at the reminder.

"Well..."

"Or we can always make a show and pretend just for kicks." His boyfriend suggests with a mischievous smile.

That, makes Eddie's eyes sparkle.

"We absolutely can," he quickly agrees.

Steve throws himself at the door with a rough slam, and moans in his best impression of a cheesy porn star.

"Fuck, I love you so much," Eddie attacks his mouth with no less enthusiasm. He starts moving his hips against his leg and groan to the rhythm, Steve rattling the door and whimpering along. "I can still fuck you after, right?"

Steve moans again, now more genuinely from the mere thought.

"You'd try not to."

I suck at tags: @blasvemous @wheneverfeasible @phantomcat94

[beardedherculestrucker]

Handsome and manly as fuck!

The biggest plus for getting a lover, is size:

when you have a body, weighing about 450 pounds, you get a bull very quickly: look at this 680 pound musclemonster- this bearded daddy already has an admirer, that he likes, too.!

Both cock-loving musclebulls will have a great time sucking their dicks and swallowing each others cum...

This behemoth's name is Herbert;

he is an ultra right-wing bull with his own prison and killing-room:

3 times a week he walks there, brings some extra equipment with him:

for the next day he chose a metal bat plus some short axes...

Herb never wears protectice suits for the blood that splatters around during his killings:

he wants to see the results of his slashings the following days, also!

This handsome musclemonster is horny as fuck when he dismembers his victims and either cums into their faces when they're still alive or he jizzes off on the remains of his victims...

...wearing a very tight, beige SS uniform with stock cap and big leatherboots,

the superthick racist is now taking the metal bat into one of his big, strong hands- he wears leathergloves-and begins to beat a very young girl:

with two mighty chops, sexy Herbert shatters the jaw and the nose of her!

blood splatters all over the floor when the strong, absolute huge and burly muscle colossus hits powerful blows with his hazardous instrument;

the uniform of sexy muscledaddy Herbert is quickly covered with bloodstains all over;

the cute, bushy bearded musclemonster is now in a rampage, the little jewish girl screams and screams....

Herbert wanted to prolong the agony of death for his poor little girl-victim;

the longer she screams from horrible pains, the hornier he gets:

for the bushy-bearded fascist this could go on forever!

The hot Neonazi feels his creamy load is about to come:

quickly, the bearded colossus opens the buttons of his trousers, gets his big, sticky dick out and starts jizzing his cum all over her body and -of course- her face:

she is still alive- Herbert is horny as fuck and in heaven:

"Ooooohhhmygod, yeaaaah!", the mature muscledaddy with the cute, fullbearded face moans while he jerks off all over her!

The big, proud bull is a bit exhausted now...he waddles his way to the torture room door and throws the metal bat into the corner:

the bat touched the floor with a loud, shrieky tone...

Herbert felt, he had to pee, so he went back to the lying dying girl, opened his fly again and piSSed his urine all over her maltreated little body until his whole bladder was empty!

The incredible massive Neonazi touches the girls body with one of his big boots: no reaction, she is lying there lifeless,

an empty look in her young eyes...

Well, she's no more: huge Herbert was grinning a very cheeky and sexy grin!

The big bull had his sexy pleasure: does he care, he took her life for his very own interest? No, of course not:

extremley well built and heavy Herbert is such a douchebag, lol

The burly and hot daddy puts a big cigar in his mouth and lights it:

without a further look at the litle girl lying there covered with her own blood and the cum and piss of this unbelievable perfect looking musclemachine!

[onboardsorasora]

Isabel (@rizzstappen) showed me this DARLING photo of Daniel (that I am going to hoard like a dragon until I write about it!) But I still wanted to write for our himbo disney princess baby

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Part 4

It took no time at all for Charles and Lando to be endeared to Daniel. In fact, it took 20 minutes and a short explanation about why Sassy couldn't also be in these ‘passport photos’. 

Daniel instead made them promise to take 'passport photos' for Sassy because she's a good cat and deserves to get to fly like the birds too. Not wanting to be left out, Jimmy had padded over and chirped at Lando– a sound Max had never heard him make. And that's how Jimmy got his own 'passport photos' done. 

Now Lando and Charles were giggling with Daniel on the floor by the patio doors stroking Jimmy and Sassy reverently because before today the cats have never even sniffed in their direction. 

"It's because you move too quickly and smelled like a big dog one time." Daniel had said sagely, kissing the top of Sassy’s head, between her ears.

Charles' brow furrowed– he was still reasonably wrapping his mind around the fact that Daniel was actually speaking to and understanding the cats.

"You should go to Alex's house. They have like 12 cats, a dog and a horse." Lando said offhandedly. Which Max thought was the absolutely incorrect thing to say because Daniel's eyes shot up in pleasurable surprise and he turned those big brown cow eyes on to Max imploringly. 

Max stood stock still, he had been in the middle of emailing the photos of Daniel to Michelle and now he wished he could turn invisible. Was he also magically adept? How did one find out? Could he pee in a cup like a drug test or did they prick your skin like an allergy test?

"Max, can we?" He asked with a hopeful smile, a tender slash of his lips. "Please?"

And Max…normally he has no problem saying no. He's even told his nephews no when they beg him with a similar pleading look. But there's something about Daniel's big eyes that made him want to cave in and say yes.

"I…" Max sighed because he was weak to Daniel's charms. Weak to that beautiful expressive face. "We can find out if he's home I guess." 

The three men on the floor cheered happily and Max blinked because he had completely forgotten that Lando and Charles were there. Daniel bounced to his feet and launched himself into Max's arms in excitement– his mouth wide in a happy happy smile. 

Max caught him– hello, reflexes– and was stunned at how Daniel's face transformed in his glee. He was struck dumb, maybe. Daniel tucked his head into Max’s neck, he was so so happy. Monaco was amazing, everyone he’s met so far were so nice! (Except the birds, sadly)

“He says he’s home and we can come over for a games night. He’ll order pizza.” Recited Lando and Daniel jumped at the mention of pizza. Max had promised him pizza and now he’ll get to meet 15 cats, 2 dogs and horses and get pizza?? This was the best day ever. Monaco was the best ever.

Daniel kissed Max’s cheek in his exuberance and started singing about his new friends and Monaco. Lando and Charles, who truly weren’t paying attention before, were once again stunned silent while Daniel’s tattoos shuffled and glowed and the cats became boneless purring monsters in their hold. 

“Holy fuck Mate.” Lando whispered in awe, Charles nodded silently. Max’s attention was on the bit of his cheek that still felt warm from Daniel’s lips. Was it normal to feel jealous of your own body?

Part 5

[ryuatewater]

If im your friend and im comfortable with you ill either be like

"YAAYYYYYY!!!! :3"

or

"I hate you *kisses you no homo slash pee*"

[pallaspally]

meownon checkin !! love thee so much jester (slash pee) & glad u and i are alive to be conversing in the realm of Tumber . meownon has not decided but he is contemplating becoming un-anoned if jester wishes to befriend the man behind the meow . much lov from my big evil tower !! neeowwwwmm

love thee meownon to the neighbouring universes and back!! Glad you are also alive and living, would love to converse with you without your cool sunglasses and see my special wizard meow friend outside of the cloak of illusion, but whatever you are comfortable with!! Sending gift basket filled with frogs and 1 bug as a show of appreciation <3 mrooow <3

[s1llycleric]

PRINCESS REVEAL CAT RVEEAL

car reVEAL 1st is princess shes FAT and LAZY 2nd is my sweet baby Tilly and i love her with my whole heart :3

@cloudycleric i did ASK but you are BLIND !!!!! /j /nm /lh ( im kidding i love you oil !!!!! <3 ( slash pee )

[pony-central]

TV Tropes That Apply to Sick Boyfriend

Potty Failure - it is heavily implied that he wets himself based on his D Side counterpart

Vocal Dissonance - his voice is way different in the mod, having a more deeper tone, possibly to mock how the voice acting in SpongeBob SickPants isn't that great

Adaptational Personality Change - This version of Boyfriend once killed his ex-girlfriend out of jealousy. He then returned to his normal friendly state once the deed was done

A Day in the Limelight - he's the only one who sings in the SickPants week

Vomit Indiscretion Shot - he is prone to this. Even his game over screen has him tossing his cookies

Ambiguously Bi - he is bisexual, as he's been seen dating DrugFriend in the past, and they both even got married

Cat Face - at one point, pause fast enough at the end of his right sprite, and he will make a cat face (IOW, a cat mouth)

Ax-Crazy - he killed his ex-girlfriend out of pure jealousy,sadness and rage

Back From the Dead - although he did drown, the toxic waste found at the bottom of the ocean revived him, and made him swim (and breathe) underwater

Bathos - despite how menacing the mod is at times, Sick Boyfriend is the more silly singer out of all 24+ Boyfriend variants

Berserk Button - Sick Girlfriend is a massive one for him. Also, don't hurt DrugFriend in any way, or show him Among Us memes

Big Damn Heroes - his opponent is SpongeBob SickPants, whom he defeats during two rap battle songs

Big Eater - in one Lost Media pic, he did a Mukbang

Nausea Fuel - his appearance in the first cutscene has him throwing up on SpongeBob SickPants. His Game Over screen has him throw up when he loses a rap battle, and his right sprite has him holding up a cup of his saliva

Bring My Brown Pants - he pees himself in fear after seeing Sky in 3 Boy Bondin, and he also does this in A Boy Gotta Work/Working DrugFriend to "refresh his memory"

Anything Can Be a Weapon - his microphone may be busted, but it was able to pack a serious punch against Sick Girlfriend

Crossover - in one comic, he entered the Garfield universe, much to Jon's chagrin

Cruel and Unusual Death - fail to complete "Stomach Flu" or "Shark Hunt", and Sick Boyfriend throws up on the spot

Curbstomp Battle - Take a guess

Precision F Strike - whenever he loses a game of Flappy Bird, Sick Boyfriend loses his temper and goes on a swearing rant, using the F word multiple times in one sentence

Technicolour Weirdness - his miss sprites have a green tint instead of a purple one

Epic Fail - Sick Boyfriend once tried to follow Sick PonyCentral's recipe on her green pizza, with DrugFriend throwing up all over the couch as a result of the green food colouring overdose

Everything Trying to Kill You - SpongeBob SickPants tried slashing Sick Boyfriend apart with his spatula

Flipping the Bird - he sometimes gives Sick Girlfriend the middle finger during their arguments

Prone to Tears - literally

Sensitive Guy and Manly Man - the Sensitive Guy to DrugFriend's Manly Man. Sick Boyfriend will usually start crying at the smallest things

The Ditz - Take a wild guess. He's usually doing things without thinking twice

Suddenly Voiced - the second SickPants week cutscene has him saying "Well, at least I'm still alive" before getting eaten by a shark

I Ate WHAT?! - he once ate DrugFriend's socks on two slices of bread, thinking it was a sandwich. He was drunk that night, and he only realised his mistake once he pulled a string of thread out of his teeth

Long-Lost Relative - Pépé Bubbles from Bubbly Bikini Boatin is revealed to be Sick Boyfriend's half-brother

Minor Injury Overreaction - This happens every time he gets a flu shot

Why Did It Have to be Snakes?! - Sick Boyfriend is afraid of needles, blood and lightning strikes

My Name Is ??? - his name is revealed by his father to be Kevin

Oh, Crap - he has this reaction whenever a dangerous threat arrives at the town

Red Oni, Blue Oni - the Blue to Sick Girlfriend's Red. Emphasised further by their hair colours

Screams Like a Little Girl - he does this whenever he sees a needle, blood or if he hears a thunderstorm and sees lightning. He also screams whenever he hears fireworks

Adaptational Ugliness - Sick Boyfriend and his cousin Dave Sides (D Side Sick Boyfriend) are both given messy hair, ripped hats and visible gums, even obtaining a dull colour scheme and derpy eyes. His appearance has remained the same throughout all of the updates

Ship Tease - in the beginning of his Twitter journey, he was shipped with DrugFriend as a silly thing. Overtime, the ship became a PonyCentral Canon thing, thus the name given to the pairing was known as ShrugFriend

Shirtless Scene - he is shown shirtless on a trip to the beach, and when he was playing strip poker with his friends

Too Dumb to Live - despite hardly dying in the PonyCentral Canon Universe (PCU), his death in the second cutscene of SickPants week is due to him not noticing the shark beside him

Trademark Favourite Food - anything fried chicken related, and anything sweet

Adorkable - he has his moments of adorableness

[ventforthevault]

When I was 9, I was sexually abused by my mother's boyfriend at the time

Let's get things going from the start. It was between when I was 9 and 10, because I went to Disneyland Paris when I was 9 and he did creepy but quiet shit when I was 10. This happened between it. We went on a trip to Spain. He had booked a private villa, which was on top of a hill above a very small village. The villa was on the same property as the owner's house, but they were about a 5 min walk away and weren't always there. We stayed for I believe 10 days? i know it was at least a week, as I'm pretty sure it was during Mid-term/Easter break. The villa had a pool. It was Spain after all. The pool was on the lefthand side of the villa, and in front next to the car parking spaces was a colourful set of ten pin bowling for kids. There was a hallway entrance, the bedroom was to the immediate left, the spare room I was sleeping in was next to it. The end of the hallway opened into an open plan living room slash kitchen, with the toilet at the end of the entrance. There was a cage of pirates on the righthand outside wall, and steps to go up to the roof which was flat and you could lie there. There was an incline behind the villa that enters into a field, which was filled with dragonflies and other wildlife. For the first 3 days, it was getting comfy, watching films, swimming in the pool etc While I was swimming, her boyfriend would "play a game" where he would pull my swimming pants off and throw them down to the deep end, and I'd have to then try and get them back. He would wrestle with me to prevent me from getting them. My mother watched this happen. This isn't the first time he did stuff in front of her that she didn't even blink at. He would wander around the house naked all the time. His penis was the first I ever saw. He would walk in on me in the bathroom, and either feign ignorance or say he needed to pee so I had to let him in. He would then stay, make conversation etc which always made me feel weird. Mum said this was what dads did, so I just shrugged and assumed it was normal. He would also ask me to hug him goodnight every night from the age of 7 to 10, and slowly he began to cup my butt or sniff my hair as he hugged me and wouldn't let me break out of the hug until he said so. I'm now extremely hug-averse and I also cannot be touched sexually from behind, have my butt touched etc through a hug due to the trauma of this. He also was a photographer, alongside his taxi business. He would not stop taking photos of me. I now only allow my photo to be taken when I am in cosplay, because I cannot feel safe having my photo taken where I am recognisable. Then, my mum got heat stroke and went to sleep on the 4th day of our trip after lunch.

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Anon! Thanks for the ask!

1. What is wrong with you (in reference to the link stylization)?

2. What is wrong with you (in reference to the contents of the link)?

3. If you are Alex, go to sleep.

4. If you are not Alex, go to sleep.

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Child Kidney Specialist in India: Dr. Sidharth Sethi - Expertise and Compassionate Care

Child Kidney Specialist in India

When it comes to the health and well-being of our children, finding the right specialist is of utmost importance. In India, parents can rely on the expertise and compassionate care provided by Dr. Sidharth Sethi, a renowned Pediatric Nephrologist. With his extensive experience and dedication to the field, Dr. Sethi has established himself as a trusted Child Kidney Specialist in India.

Healthy Kidneys For Healthy Kids

Better kidney health for kids: What you should know!

Did you know that kidney diseases can start young? Literally. Unlike in the case of grown-ups, children can develop kidney diseases due to congenital defects, prematurity, or past hospitalization. "Also, children with a high-risk birth and early childhood history should be watched closely in order to help detect early signs of kidney disease in time to provide effective prevention or treatment. Needless to say that the sooner the issue is diagnosed, the better can be the results," adds Dr. Sidharth Kumar Sethi, Consultant, Pediatric Nephrology, Medanta, The Medicity, Gurgaon.

Early Signs of kidney disease in Kids

Early diagnosis of kidney problems can help treat the ailment in time. Here are some signs that you should watch out for:

- Swelling around the eyes-face -feet- abdomen- whole body - Bed wetting (5 years or older) can be since birth or if the problem recurs after the child had stopped bed wetting for some time -Frequent urination - Crying during urination (in infants) - Painful urination (in older kids) - Unpleasant-smelling urine -Unexplained low-grade fever or recurrent fever episodes - Urine that is cloudy, bloody or dark brown - Persistent abdominal pain - Childhood renal stones - Frequent severe headaches - High blood pressure - Producing less urine -Producing more than 2 liter urine/ day -Poor appetite (in older children) - Poor eating habits, vomiting (in newborns & infants) - Slow growth or weight gain -Weak urinary stream, dribbling of urine stream - Weakness, excessive tiredness or loss of energy - Pale skin appearance

Protection Plan

1. Have lots of water: To keep kidneys healthy, kids should stay hydrated- mostly by drinking water. Their pee should be pale in color, and they should drink more than usual when exercising especially under a hot sun. Kids should avoid nutrient-spiked drinks. Enough water is still the best and safest bet to meet their fluid needs.

2. Avoid sports drinks and processed: Today's diets are so extreme and unhealthy. Vitamin waters, sports or energy drinks, processed 'super-foods' are not nutritious and add to the risk of obesity in children.

3. Avoid too much protein: Protein intake should be in adequate amounts. It is advisable to not make your kids indulge in too much protein.

4. Excess salt is bad: Too much sodium (in junk food, burgers, chips, and street food) can contribute to high blood pressure. Eating more whole foods, and choosing fewer processed foods- emphasizing those made without added salt or sauce can help lower sodium intake. Cooking more at home can also help families slash sodium. Cut back on table salt and salty snacks.

5. Regular exercise: Increasing physical activity not only helps to reduce blood pressure, but it can help a child who is overweight reach and maintain a healthy weight. Sports and exercise programs at school may be good ways to increase the child's activity level.

About Dr. Sidharth Sethi:

Dr. Sidharth Kumar Sethi is currently serving as a Senior Consultant in Pediatric Nephrology and Pediatric Renal Transplant Medicine at the Kidney and Urology Institute, Medanta - The Medicity, located in Gurugram, South Delhi. He has received comprehensive training in pediatric nephrology at esteemed institutions such as the All India Institute of Medical Sciences in New Delhi and the Division of Pediatric Nephrology and Transplant Immunology at Cedars Sinai Medical Centre in Los Angeles, California.

Areas of Expertise:

Dr. Sidharth Sethi specializes in the diagnosis and treatment of a wide range of complex renal disorders affecting children. His areas of expertise include:

1. Acute Kidney Injury: Dr. Sethi is skilled in managing acute kidney injury cases in children, providing prompt and effective interventions to preserve renal function.

2. Dialysis and Pediatric Renal Transplantation: With a deep understanding of renal replacement therapies, Dr. Sethi is well-versed in various dialysis techniques and has significant experience in pediatric renal transplantation.

3. Nephrotic Syndrome: Dr. Sethi's expertise extends to the diagnosis and management of nephrotic syndrome, a condition characterized by excessive protein leakage through the kidneys.

4. Urinary Tract Infections: As a Child Kidney Specialist, Dr. Sethi offers comprehensive evaluation and treatment for urinary tract infections, ensuring the best possible care for children suffering from this common condition.

5. Congenital Abnormalities of Kidneys: Dr. Sethi has a keen interest in congenital kidney abnormalities, providing accurate diagnosis and personalized treatment plans for affected children.

Publications and Contributions:

Dr. Sidharth Sethi has made significant contributions to the field of pediatric nephrology. He has published over 150 indexed publications in pediatric nephrology, along with chapters in reputed nephrology textbooks. His dedication to advancing medical knowledge is evident through his involvement in the formulation of guidelines for pediatric renal disorders and his role as an editor for prestigious medical handbooks.

Recognition and Membership:

Dr. Sethi's expertise and commitment to his field have garnered recognition and accolades. He was awarded in 2014 by Case Western Reserve University for his outstanding contributions to the field of Pediatric Nephrology. He is a member of various renowned medical associations, including the American Society of Pediatric Nephrology, International Pediatric Nephrology Association, Asian Pediatric Nephrology Association, Indian Academy of Pediatrics, Indian Society of Pediatric Nephrology, and International Society of Nephrology.

Conclusion:

In the realm of pediatric nephrology, Dr. Sidharth Sethi stands out as an exceptional Child Kidney Specialist in India. With his extensive experience, expertise in various renal disorders affecting children, and compassionate approach to patient care, Dr. Sethi has earned the trust and respect of both his patients and peers. Parents seeking the best possible care for their children can confidently place their trust in Dr. Sidharth Sethi's capable hands.

To schedule an appointment with Dr. Sidharth Sethi, please contact:

Name: Pediatric Nephrology India

Address: Division of Pediatric Nephrology, Kidney Institute, Medanta, The Medicity, Gurgaon, Haryana, India, 122001

Phone: 0124-4141414

Website: www.pediatricnephrologyindia.com