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YK I was listening to this song and-
"Mai toh hu jingle ki nazuk hiraniya khunkhar zalim shikari hai tu"
Just imagined James singing this to Remus
EXACTLY!!! JAMES A LITTLE SHIT !!!
may I present he dances too, my boy so sweet and cute !!!
I am also sure James and Sirius had morning chikni chameli dance routine
James “Nazuk hiraniya” potter
#gurl i laughed about this for so long#now you have corrupted me#and you blog oh my god#i am sobbing over here#let's go to therapy together or get unhinged#desi james potter
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
#dashboard#staff#tumblr update#comic#art#doodles#costco ceo about the price of a hot dog.png#i refuse to believe this is a real problem that site owners think people have#frankly i refuse to believe people had this issue with deviantart before eclipse#i am sorry you have to put about 15 minutes of effort into understanding a new website. feel better soon#my main blog doesn't have it yet but i logged into here to make this post and. i have it#this is fucking terrible. it would ahve been really really funny for april fools day but not as a permanent change#i hate it a Lot. i hate it so fucking much. oh . my god.#edit - guys i amnot actually sending de*th threats to staff it's the costco hot dog meme
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my gf was looking through wesker's wiki page (as you do) and sent me this
and i lost my shit bc it just seems like they're looking at him like girls look at a weird bug
#this just in#im not putting this on the art blog it's not worth it lmao#but oh my god . imagine.#imagine being extrajudicially executed by Evil Johnson & Johnson and this is the last thing you see#two of your shithead genius students standing all fruity over ur dying body#i accidentally twinkified birkin but im not used to working on a rlly small scale like this so forgive me#plus he's in his 20s so i couldnt give him wrankles. im so sorry bill ive made you a twink#also wesker what's with the fit#do not need to dress up for a murder#BTW IMPORTANT IS THE PHRASING OF “PARTICIPATING IN THE ASSASSINATION”#they literally did NOTHING to help im not even sure why they were there#they sure as hell didn't kill the dude#resident evil#william birkin#albert wesker#james marcus
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you see price sitting like this when you walk into a room post mission- and you know exactly what it is he needs.
he's licking at you and holding your thighs open with his rough palms- and you can't take it. his calluses and his beard and the fabric of his sleeves are rubbing at your legs just right- but not enough for you to lose focus on his hot tongue rubbing on you and in you and you've never been wetter in your LIFE.
his only problem? you're still moving too much. he can't reach where he wants to inside of you because you keep wiggling out of his way. his hands want to touch you everywhere- not just hold your thighs still. this is when he begins to squeeze at you everywhere, and tell you to rest your thighs on his shoulders.
"b-but price- hhnngh ohmygod- i c-can't. they're too big. thighs are too big"
you whine at the loss of contact, but then you look down and see him staring at you with massive pupils and a wet face. "lovie- my shoulders are broad for a reason. rest your thighs on em and i swear they'll have enough room"
and you listen, and you're crushing his ears with your thighs, and he's never been happier. the next time you look down? he's rutting into the mattress and you see his hips stutter when he groans into you and your vision goes white
(@chamomiletealeaf and i had SUCH A HORNY discussion about this and she told me to post it so here i am- and also omg photo creds to her. we've gotta reign it in lmfao)
#if only you guys could see our chats. they're so so filthy#shout out to the first friend i've made on this lil side blog of mine- bless up!#i still don't know how to tag SHIT#but imma try my best!!#john price drabble#john price x reader#john price x reader drabble#john price smut#john price x reader smut#oh god how else do i do this this feels so awkward and weird#cod smut#cod x reader#cod drabble#task force 141#task force 141 x reader#task force 141 smut#uuhhhh#yeah that works enough#im gonna need to be someone's smut protege or something so i can learn LMFAO
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HELLO HANTENGU NATION (5 people)
I'VE MADE AN [unofficial] HEIGHT CHART FOR MYSELF
Hantengu: 5"5 (166cm) Sekido: 5"9 (175cm) Karaku: 5"9 (175cm) Urogi: 5"9 (175cm) Aizetsu: 5"9 (174cm) Zohakuten: 5"3 (160cm) Urami: 8"5 (257cm)
[little aftermath under the cut]
they're so annoying. peace is nonexistent... they're the best ever.
#null rot#cw blood#demon slayer amount of blood??#hantengu#hantengu clones#sekido#karaku#urogi#aizetsu#zohakuten#urami#demon slayer#kny#kimetsu no yaiba#FUCK WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THEM#DO YOU SEE MY VISION?? THEY'RE SO ANNOYING IN MY MIND BUT ARE SO HOT GUY CODED.........#LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP PRETTY BOY#EVEN THE OLD ONE. i KNOW HE'S MAKING THE ELDERLY AND GILF HUNTERS ACT UP#OH MY GOD I NEED TO KEEP DRAWING THEY'RE LIKE SO FAMILY TO ME#BRO DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST EVERYTHING IS GOING TO GET FUCKED OVER IF YOU ADD YOURSELF TO THE PICTURE??????#OH MY GOD JUST. JUST GIVE ME A FEW DAYS OF MY FUCK#also ignore how i posted on my 'cleaner' blog. that was a fuck up. ill be posting everything here#ANYWAY MY REASONING FOR MAKING AIZETSU SHORTER BUT A CENTIMETER IS CAUSE I BELIEVE HES THE HANTENGU THAT WAS STILL GROWING + ZO#ALSO APPARENTLY YOU LOSE AN INCH EVERY DECADE AFTER FOURTY??? SO HANTENGU IS TINY.... AND HUNCHED IN MY MIND#AND URAMI IS GARGANTUAN DID YOU EVEN SEE HIM NEXT TO TANJIRO BRO? HANTENGU IS TALLER THAN THAT KID BY AN INCH IM P SURE HES IM THE 8FT RANG#the three caballeros are his at prime time height cause they look like theyd be in their prime yk??#i used a converter for the cm so if something is fucked. no its not. trust me bro
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mirage chilling wit the kagome veggie juice pack
#ULTRAKILL#mirage ultrakill#ultrakill mirage#MS PAINT#ALL ART#FANDOM ART#DOODLE#NO COLOUR#First Post!#THE GEIGER COUNTER#SMALL CAPTION#TAG YAP#EDIT FOR TAG TYPO#as a hafu folk mirage makes me very happy#i dont know why but she just does#it just makes me so inexplicably happy to draw mirage enjoying japanese goodies like how i did when i was small :-)#the purple kagome juice packet was (and still is) my favourite#so she has that here!#also mirage lowkey has that "hafu but cant speak japanese for shit” energy#SHES JUST LIKE ME......... FR FR..... /ref#i can feel it#god i literally just got this game last friday im already so attached to it#this is how you know its peak#go my autism /ij#i love my girlfriend picture meme but its the ultrakill logo#what the jib i talked so much#after a while this will be this blog's pfp >O<!! i think its cute#a lil nervous posting this but oh well i wont die#famous last words#if anything is wrong with this please be nice!
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some haikyuus
#i think i have posted like. one hq fanart on this blog before#ok i checked and there are 2#both r bokutos too so#uh#3 for 3 with bokuto helphelphelp#haikyuu#akaashi keiji#bokuto koutarou#bokuaka#hinata shoyo#iwaizumi hajime#oikawa tooru#iwaoi#i hate them anythuwajsfjhdaf#kyoutani kentarou#yahaba shigeru#kyouhaba#WHEN I TELL YOU I HAVE BEEN READING TOO MANY KYOUHABA FICS.... its so bad its o bad oh ym fucking god#my art#magma#rereading haikyuu at a snails pace where i read maybe a few chapters every five days
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Gonna use the color printing at work to get a copy of this I can hamg on ceiling above my bed.
I...am honestly stunned by how you've managed to collect nearly all the soggy LWJ's of Poorly-Drawn-MDZS into one image. May he absorb all the bad energy in your life and give you sweet dreams!
#fanart#madam lan#lan wangij#Rest in peace to your workplace's blue ink!#Your URL is extremely fitting for this ask. Oh my god.#He's like a meat shield for bad dreams and bad karma. It all lands on him instead of you.#It's an honour to know you dedicated the time to go through my blog and assemble a edit like this. Thank you B'*)#LWJ used to be the least expressive character but Flashback LWJ is very expressive and I love drawing him Emoting.#I miss him....I miss my soggy woggy wangji (I am currently drawing him) I MISS HIM (He's right in front of me).
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so i got through to the top 300 for the pokemon tcg contest. i'm feeling normal about it........feeling very normal and sane. which is why i also drew this in ms paint
#my art#pokemon#pikachu#i saw they announced the shortlist and i didn't have any email saying i'd gotten through or anything so i was expecting nothing#got jumpscared by my own art#anyway after pretending to be normal AUGAHAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH OH GOD!!!!!#TOP 300 ARE YOU KIDDING ME I NEVER THOUGHT#WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM!!!!!!!!!!!#okay i'm fine. for real though i'm so flattered and excited there's so many gorgeous beautiful entries!!#to echo what i said on my side blog: if my art was put on a pokemon card i think i would collapse into subatomic matter#and become a perfect blackberry on a bush 50 years ago in new hampshire england#paraphrased#anyway i'm excited maybe you can tell
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also uh i gotchu octavinelle enjoyers here’s the 3-in-1
#this was fun but this will be the only octa art in this blog ever 😔#“isn’t jade becoming a regular in your blog”#<- hush or i’m going to commit a crime#also thank you octavinelle fans for not crucifying me oh my god#why was i so incredibly nervous#[—✦-#-✧ my art#twst art#twst#twisted wonderland#octavinelle#azul ashengrotto#jade leech#floyd leech#-✦—]#OKAY I’LL BE BACK TO THE OTHER SUGGESTIONS#LATER#which is uh-#*checks notes*#-idia and vil#should be ez#(<- famous last words)
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for bonus points put your answer + region of origin and/or the general region you live in now in the tags, so we can work out where this is common/uncommon
#polls#oh god what if this is just ppl i know doing this and nobody else lmao#if you know me in person and you've found my tumblr you're contractually obligated to tell me btw#i will reward you with cookies but i need to know#anyone who actually knows me would know this blog is me after scrolling for 5 mins lmao i'm not slick at this anonymity thing
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can't believe i haven't seen anyone else say this yet-- my first thought regarding the blade around happily ever after's neck was that it was a sort of symbolic wedding ring. the pristine blade is often transferred around as a representative of trust-- you take it because you don't trust the princess; you give it to her because you do. its total absence in the wraith represents the total lack of trust that lead you there, and the blade's role in the thorn route is obvious. there's much to be said about the blade's symbolism in HEA but suffice to say that she starts with it to represent your "union" and the narrator stating that it's on a golden chain reinforces that
#additionally#it's in a form she can't actually really *use*#already pointed at her heart#what it would represent-- balance; trust; etc is all hollow in HEA#there's a set line of events. you never gave it to her. you're playing your role as much as she's playing hers#alright yeah now that im making this a blog ill post this from drafts#slay the princess#OH#AND THE SYMBOLIC WEDDING RING BEING ON HER CHAIN#REPRESENTS THAT IT'S THE RELATIONSHIP HOLDING HER CAPTIVE THIS TIME#cymbal prism . god#my posts
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a mob of emus for an artstyle game on twt! ^_^
#project sekai#emu otori#the usernames are all their public twts so if you use that evil platform check out their art ^_^#many of them are on here with the same users even.. be gone from my sight vile bird#the one on the bottom right is Mine but ive never had an artstyle in my life so it may not be obvious to the viewers. sorry.#pjsk#prsk#proseka#only my beautiful mutuals beautiful art can make me do LINEART#i was going to ask on here but realized i dont have mutuals bc this is a side blog. sniffle. hell on earth#I dont have much to scream in the tags. semester is almost over. Im sleepy. I designed emu a huge seord for an assignment#but the 3d model turned out Bad. it looks ok from the top but you turn it and see Problems.#its been a month or so since i modelled that and i have gotten better so i want to try again with no time crunch + pressure#its a fun looking sword. magical girl sword type shit#EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT THE LITTLE PRINCE WXS STUFF I END UP AWAKE UNTIL 3AM BECAUse it GETS TO ME#WAAAAAAAAAUHGH. I HAVE CLASS IN 11 HOURS#GOODNIGHT. IT WILL BE AS IF ALL THE STARS WERE LAUGHING.#oh my god wait i did this this weekend bc i was like yaay i have a weekend without any assignments due#I just forgot abt one. Bc my email hasnt been working properly and didnt send me the reminder for it. i will spend my tuesdah drawing a gun
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is there somewhere we can see all ur miscellaneous mvf drawings (the kitchen nightmares, those jean doodles u posted a while ago, etc)?
outside the mvf and (on my other blog i guess) setting: inver tags, nah not really, most are unposted for a reason. there is a kind of tension between wanting to keep a story's Intended Experience and also posting random au doodles lol. oftentimes the contextless funny stuff is all i could really share because the more serious art which i feel is more representative & of an appropriate tone is just. loaded with spoiler. and i don't like sharing the funny stuff either
werewolves for ur troubles
#and there isn't THAT much art out there tbh as it's not so much a visual-art experience for me like the other stuff on this blog is#non-book writing about mvf? oh god yes far more than you know. one billions words. write all the time. eighty thousands AUs#while i was writing pern story last year i was concurrently writing my high power 80s businesspeople AU of the same length#but the thing is that those end up full of spoilers as well (the massive one in pern story too lol) because they're for me and i already#know everything. also most of them are not even remotely sfw
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'thats not his role in the story!' hm i wonder what the point of it is then. hm i wonder what the dead pixel scene means. hm i wonder what wrong organ are trying to say with the context of 'awesome male friendship' and 'corporate hell where the only woman onboard is constantly under ridicule, abused or forcibly forgotten yet is the catalyst' if not this. hm i wonder how curly's physical agony being a direct parallel to anya's mental agony, stripped of voice, agency, just like her, and being forced to watch what happens while not doing jack shit, just like he used to, plays a part in this. i wonder what the moral of him being the final girl says about living with the consequences of your inaction, because of sentimentality, because of status, career and social. hm i wonder whatever the fuck this game was trying to say. hm i wonder what else is on this person's blog Oh Lord there's yaoi penice.
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing spoilers#sa mention#dont go after this person but i hooooope they rethink. their view of the story.#but god im gonna squeeze lemons in my eyes soon#taking this game away from yall until you unlearn misogyny#ooooh curlys just sooo sweet poor thaaang oh my oh my youre looking sooo far into thissss haaahaaa#its all just a misunderstanding!!!! anya didnt speak clearly enough!!!! noooo its not on my beautiful blue eyed rascal hahaaa#ok look curlys an insane character i love analyzing him and i VERY MUCH dont want people to think im like villanizing the guy#the entire point is that otherwise pretty chill people can fuck up OF THEIR OWN FAULT AND BIAS and then learn. painfully. what not to do.#and by chill i also dont mean holy water pure ok. distinctions.#and id really hate people taking either side of the argument on curlys morality. esp considering his appearance (for both.)#just don't. fucking make baby ass black and white arguments#this game should be behind a childproof lock in the shape of a reading comprehension test abt crime and punishment#im super supportive of people trying to think outside the norm about art like mouthwashing and explaining their own musings#and talking with others and trying to understand how to argument their thoughts which is what the op of the post this was left on was doing#being genuinely curious and open#but brother i draw the line at so merrily denying the main fucking point of the character in the catalyst event#GOOD GOD make this game only accessible to 35+ yo's with no internet access#the contents of their blog were just the cherry on top#unblocking them in hopes they see this ig
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PIETÀ
black pean [forceps] season 2 fucked me up :')
like, I'm going to be thinking about this still they posted on instagram forever, and I haven't even started on the cher juno letter
#im never going to recover from the cher juno letter oh my god#anyway thrilled to report that i burst into tears and cried like a fucking baby all the way through the last fifteen minutes of the#final episode like okay!!! OKAY!!!!!! im fine. aughhh. AUGHHH (head in hands)#ブラックペアン#black forceps#black pean#black pean spoilers#idk i dont usually spoiler tag when the show has been out for a minute if you want to avoid it everything related to it i personally#just use the main tag to blacklist. maybe black pean s2 is a better tag for how i organize this blog
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