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bizarrelittlemew · 11 months ago

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Testing the waves

a Stede/Ed/Mary oneshot gift for @emi--rose, HAPPY YESTIVUS EMI!! 💗

Ed finds himself in an extremely precarious situation. If he plays his cards right, he might have a chance at fucking both Mary and Stede at some point. And since Ed is a smooth fucking talker when he needs to be, that is how he finds himself with his tongue down Stede’s throat and his hand up Mary’s skirt in the copy room fifteen minutes later. *** Ed is thrilled when his best friend (with benefits) from college, Mary, gets hired at the hospital where he works. He's even more thrilled to meet her husband.

8.1k words, E, modern au

this has: Ed "chaotic bisexual disaster" Teach, humor and smut, polyamory, copy machine abuse, terrible pickup lines, a variety of holiday-themed drinks, threesomes that are sandwiches not triangles (Ed/Stede are endgame)

#my fics #ofmd fic #posted this very late last night so here is a belated post lmao #this was SO MUCH FUN to write #and yes the title is tmg lyrics because it had to be <3

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