#and y’all mad she ain’t get picked

[xo-zizi]

The only people mad at the Spelivia scenes and the breakup with Whispers are fellow pick me ass bitches and that’s why I ain’t taking them seriously. Because once again nobody’s acknowledging that Spencer played that girl (she did it to herself but y’all know what I mean). Those idiots just talking about Olivia. As if Olivia forced that man to eye fuck her on stage. As if Olivia forced that man to go break up with her. As if Olivia forced that man to stay in that relationship longer than he should’ve. Liv let her feelings be known and she backed off. Spencer told Alicia to her face that he would try to move on with her and he did in fact try. Y’all and Alicia only mad because you thought he would change and grow to love that girl. But if she ain’t got it like that then she ain’t fucking got it. How’s that Liv’s problem?

[calicocatsarecute]

Hey y’all! This is my birthday fic! The Angel and Niffty won! I hope you enjoy it! Enjoy!

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Niffty was doing well… Niffty things. She was currently chasing a roach through the hotel, trying to stab with a sewing needle.

“Stab! Stab! Stab!” She said when she tried, and failed, to stab the roach.

She was not paying attention to her surroundings at all, so of course, she ran face first into a small table with a vase on it. The table broke on top of her, the vase breaking on her head as well.

Angel heard this all the way from his room, so he went to go check what was happening. He, Niffty, and Husk were the only ones in the Hotel at the time.

“Hey Husk. What was that noise?” Angel asked the flying cat demon.

Husk put down the bottle he was drinking out of. “Dunno. I saw Niffty chasing a bug or something.” He said nonchalantly.

Angel was about to say something when both him and Husk heard a scream like cry. Angel, of course, went running towards the sound. When he got there however, he saw a beat up, wet, and crying Niffty.

“Hey… Hey… What’s wrong Nif?” Angel asked as he gently picked up the little demon.

“Ch-Charlie’s going to be mad at me..!” She sniffled, tears running down from her one eye.

“Hey, Charlie ain’t gonna be mad at you. It’s just a table… and a vase… But that doesn’t matter, at least not right now.”

Niffty still kept crying, her tears soaking her skin with the water from the vase.

Angel thought for a moment, thinking of a good way to cheer her up. Then, it hit him.

“Hey Nif, you gotta cheer up! Yeah?” He smiled and shifted her to one of his many arms.

Niffty sniffled.

Angel then started tickling her little stomach, getting a mix of giggles in return.

“Ah! EheheHEHEhe! AhaAHAngehel!” Niffty giggled and squirmed in the spider demon’s grasp.

Angel just held her tighter at that. “Nope! No escaping for you!” He teased, continuing his onslaught of tickles.

“EheheHEHEHEhehehe! OhohoKAHAy! EeeEHEHE! AhahaAHAHA! NohohoOHOHO!”

Angel kept up his tickles, spidering all over her itty bitty tummy.

“OhoHOHokahAHAy! StohOHOhop!” Niffty giggled while kicking her legs.

Angel, of course, stopped the tickles. “Alright, now let’s clean this up!”

“Yeah!” Niffty cheered, unaware of Husk who had watched the whole thing.

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Well, that’s my birthday fic! I hope you all enjoyed it! And of course, a happy 17 to me!

[sevenpoyo]

school headcanons for because i only got 3 more weeks

margo’s is so long even tho she got like 2 minutes of screen time bc i love her so much and she’s my gf

Margo Kess, 1610Miles, 42Miles, Gwen Stacy, Pavitr Prabhakar

margo kess / spiderbyte

ain’t shorty on zoom in the movie?

my girl dont attend class, she once shut down the entire blocks power so she would have an excuse to not be in class

eats in class all class everyday, only shares with you

takes really good notes and never studies them

like???? ma’am??? share???

all her electives are programming related and she pretends to busy while playing centipede all day

sends you 50 links to stuff you might like while ur in math

she got papers that let her opt out of gym

no matter how much you beg ur gonna be alone in gym and she doesn’t feel bad about it

popular with no friends type

like everyday 50 ppl stop you both and say hi

she only knows like 5 of their names she can’t stand half of them niggas

empty ass backpack like she got one notebook and one binder

all a’s and b’s like bitch how

her memory is absolutely ass but she can remember every story you told her or stuff that happened when y’all hang out

don’t ask her what she did in her class

don’t ask her if her class also has a history test

she don’t know

she don’t care

but she do know that when you were 8 your cousin burned ur thigh while y’all were playing iron vs knife fight

(u were dumb as hell for picking knife everyone knows iron always wins)

i looked it up on her word everybody uses those virtual avatars

she’ll shit on your class choices so damn hard

she just likes making fun of your choices fr

like half of ur conversation go;

damn i’m tired

u was up doing stupid shit last night you don’t get to complain

stfu that’s why ur a bitmoji

that’s why ur granny beat ur ass for something your brother did when you were 9

i hate telling u shit

then stop telling me shit

(i have no clue how accurate this is to her character but i need to write about her i’m in love but damn it’s long)

1610 miles / spider-man 2 lmao

book bag full locker full but never has a pencil

writes notes assignments and homework in paint pen ink don’t ask this nigga for notes

(he gets nigga treatment but not my queen margo bc i got favorites)

he miss mad classes but somehow still solid attendance record???

somehow always present in the record he miss 40 days and get caught on like 6 of them

unless his mom make breakfast and lunch on her day off for him he eating the most random shit from the bodega closest to visions

like what do you mean you got a cosmic brownie and a cold chopped cheese from last night ? it’s literally 7 in the morning no i don’t want none

makes you hype him up every time he slap boxes people and he’s so ass at it

he be ashy with no lotion atleast 5 times every month it’s embarrassing

he calls visions his white people school to his parents and his friends

once he said it to gwen and they sat in literal complete silence for like 10 minutes

prolly took music theory because he thought it would be easy and switched out of that shit so fast

i’d be so mean to him for enjoying physics

like this nigga trying to make something of him self

lil einstein ass nigga

he understands color theory but can’t explain it

12 half full sketchbooks but at school he literally draw on computer paper he don’t let the sketch book leave his bag

i know he’s ass at watercolor, he always spills shit, the colors always end up brown

try’s to be interested in your class choices bc he wants to know stuff he can talk about with you

when you first meet he can’t take meaner jokes bc he thinks that you mean them

but one day he’s gets comfortable, and brutal

no one in your life is safe when he looses a video game

except your mom

rio taught him better than that

42 miles / the prowler

comes to school with no school related supplies in his bag unless you count art stuff

finds a pencil on his way to class

has a change of clothes, rat tail comb, 3 bottles of water, a camera, a flashlight, lotion and cocoa butter.

like bro ur going to Ap Art not a camping trip

once he pulled out a griddle and and pancake mix and y’all started making pancakes in class

forgets his metro pass every day and gets so pissed ab it

runs into people in the hallway bc he’s never paying attention

idk if he goes to visions but if he does he calls it his white people school with his full chest to anybody even if they’re white

he be leaving halfway through the day all the time like bro you miss algebra 2 every damn day

uncle arron always talking him out of school with some bullshit reason

bro’s had his tonsils out 8 times on the school’s records

He will get ur parents to put his uncle on ur pickup list and you will be out of there with him

he will YELL if someone step on his shoes no matter what the situation like the school could be on fire and he fighting in the burning building

also his uniform is so pristine

his pants stiff

that button down is bleached ironed pressed and allat

this mfer is an online shopping addict u just know he be on amazon in class

will offer you the weirdest food combos like no i don’t want to put tajin mangoes on my beef patty i’m sick of you nigga

not school related but he’s super good with kids (both miles fr) but he’s the #1 little cousin defender and apologists

he ride for them always one of ur little cousins could sucker punch u and he be like

‘they just want u to play with them’

he takes a preforming arts class for fun prolly

loves sports but doesn’t play one understands the stats well and would help if you played one

wakes up at the asscrack of dawn on weekends

SICK ASS COSTUME FOR HOLLOWEEN IK THIS NIGGA LOVE HOLLOWEEN

plans costumes for school spirit weeks but always checks to seen if he’s gonna be the only one wearing a costume for it

never eats lunch unless his mom makes it he be hungry all day and be complaining

his socks are never in uniform (yes some uniform schools have sock rules)

gwen stacy / spider woman / ghost spider

idk what to call her

she has every snack you could ever want in her lunch bag

hates her music theory teacher

she literally has the most pristine locker with a calendar and a mirror and all that shit will write down test for you and important dates for the both of you

goes to school plays and shits on the story, like she ain’t pay 5 dollars to be there

some of her teachers hate her

like ma’am ur beefing with a whole 16 year old rn

she hate english teachers but love creative writing teachers

she keeps all her books in her locker never brings them home never brings them to class

always comes through with an extra pad no matter what

she also always has hand sanitizer

in like 4 extracurricular after school things and complains so bad

ur starting to hate that shit to ur sick of hearing it like girl quit then

10/10 cameraman she has every fight and every drama in 10khd and she will share them if you ask

she chews her pens and nails

has her drumsticks out always teachers have banned her from taking them to their classes

can watch tv on her phone but look focused you think she’s paying attention but then you look over and she’s watching good luck charlie

pavitr prabhakar / spider-man india

always late for class never in trouble

always eating and sharing food and never in trouble

how is he blessed like this? it ain’t fair

eats from the school vending machines or begs other ppl to share

will always have and share the homework answers no matter what he’s an angel

his sock always have holes in them like sir please get that shit together

gym try hard ik goes insane in football/soccer

very encouraging for shit u don’t wanna do he believes in you

you him and Gayatri talk so much shit but are somehow all well liked

he tells you what teachers are dating (he can just tell)

he has toothpaste in his bag for some reason?? i can just feel this one

his aunt will let you come over after school she’s so sweet to you.

always got a job at school assemblies

he’s reading poems or shaking hand or leading in the school pledge or something

Pav’s is short because i have no fucking clue if school in India is different form america and Barbados

[raynehmms]

𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐 𝟏

He pulls up at the house getting out and walks into the house immediately getting hit with the smell of weed and alcohol. He asks around for you, eventually finding one of your friends that walked out to get you a drink and asks if they have seen you. “Ay you seen my girl?” Your friend mean mugs him looking him and up and down “wouldn’t you like to know.” She rolls her eyes. “Bro were she at. For a shoot this shit up no bs.” She grabs her drink and waves her hand for him to follow her to the room where everyone is at. As they walk in your eyes immediately dart to the door you see him walk in and roll your eyes your irritation immediately surfacing. You ignore him as he walks over to you sitting in the love seat next to you. “Why you just leave like that?” You continue to ignore him. “Ma come on now you doing too much.” You look at him offended then stand walking over to your friends and telling them you about to leave. As you walk out he follows you trying to get your attention all the way to the car. He grabs your arm and turns you around. “What’s the problem ma?” “What’s the problem are you serious? You don’t remember? So you telling me you don’t remeber calling me dramatic for being mad at you for hugging up on another bitch?” You look at him genuinely confused on how he’s acting. “I told you she was a friend.” “Nah then why she come up to you when I wasn’t there? Y’all mad weird.” “It wasn’t like that ma. I put that on my momma .” “On yo momma? I pray that nice lady don’t get struck down by god. Because you playing on her name like this.” He throws his head back rolling his eyes and dragging his hands down his face. “What do I have to do to prove it to you. I swear imma do anything.” “Call that bitch.” You cross your arms and lean against your car. “What?” “Nigga I said call her!! You been pissing me off way too much.” “Aight.” He pulls out his phone and calls her number. “You have her number?!?! I should fuck your up right now. I should beat yo ass for real.” The girl picks up the phone and starts asking him what he’s doing but you snatch the phone out his hands and put it on speaker phone. “Hello? Why was you huggin on my nigga at the mall?” She talks back confused. “What?” “Girl you heard what I said.” “Yo ma chill out.” “Girl I just know him from high school don’t nobody want to nigga.” She laughs. “Nah I don’t know you so it don’t matter where you know him from. I catch you huggin on him again that’s yo life.” You hang up the phone and shove it into his chest. “I catch you hugging up on another female like that and I ain’t me, yo mama or yo grandma. You gon lose yo life too. I’m so dead ass.” “You got it. I ain’t know it was that serious.” You roll your eyes “obviously it was if I ignored you that long.” He grabs your waist and holds you tight. “You still got an attitude.” “Hell yeah I’m pissed as hell.” “What can I do to make it up to you.” “I don’t know but figure it out.” He kisses your cheek then opens your door letting you get in. “Imma check on you tomorrow. Aight ma?” “Ok. Don’t come empty handed.”

The next day he knock on your door early in the morning, you come to the door in a silk pink robe and your matching bonnet still on. You see him there with a big bouquet of 100 roses in one hand and a bunch of designer bags in his other hand. “Can I come in?” You look him and and down then step aside letting him in. “Take yo shoes off.” You say walking towards your kitchen island and sitting in one of the chairs as he takes his shoes off and sets all of your gifts on the table. “So is this your apology?” You gesture to all the things. “Kind of. These is still some of their shit and I ordered you breakfast it should be here soon. You nod your head and stand up grabbing the Goyard bag and looking inside taking the box out and opening it seeing a large pink tote bag. You look at him surprised by him remembering. “Are you for real?” “Hell yeah.” He smiles at you then looks you up and down. “This bag is like 3000. You remembered?” “I always remember.” “Mhm.”

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐢 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭. 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐢 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐 𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐰.

[purplemagics-blog]

IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH LOGAN HOWLETT/WOLVERINE HEADCANONS!!🐱⛓️‍💥🚬

“I'm a puppet on a string. Tracy Island, time-travelin' diamond cutter-shaped heartaches. Come to find you four in some velvet mornin' years too late. She's a silver linin', lone ranger ridin' through an open space”

Things: gender neutral headcanons I think, kinda out of character of him, Logan being an ass.

1.) When he is tired he will hold you in his lap and will NOT let go, leaving you stuck with his arms around your waist and his face in the crook of your neck.

2.) He secretly love cuddling but denies it HARD when you try and tease him about it to the team.

3.) This man is attempt to cook just for you when you’re sick even if he is actually shit at cooking. He has actually almost burned down the kitchen of the X mansion, trying to cook a grilled cheese for you.

4.) He will match with you when it comes to clothes like if you wear a white suit/dress he will wear a white suit or if you wear a red suit/dress he will wear a red suit.

5.) Overprotective for no reason. This man is jealous 24/7 especially when you’re around Scott and when he gets jealous of Scott and you he will pick you up and carry you away from him leaving you embarrassed and mad at him. (you would do the same if he was talking to Jean BUT STILL!-)

6.) Loves watching movies with you and loves it when you cling to him when there’s a jump scare.

7.) Finds it adorable when you try to act tough or in charge and when you try to boss him around he just mocks you not taking you seriously.

8.) You got a cat and Logan was complaining about it but when you checked on Logan and the cat to make sure he didn’t kill it and when you walked in he was cuddling with it. (They are best buddies)

9.) Ones you bought pheromone perfume as a joke in this man was glue to you. No this man would not leave your side no matter what.

10.) HE IS A BITER Y’ALL!😭🙏🏽

11.) An actual mess when he drinks to much. Ones you had to carry him out a bar has he peppers your face with kissing and rambling on how he never wanted to leave you.

12.) You speak in brain rot sometimes and watch as his face goes more and more confused and like “wtf is my partner talking about!?” (Skidi sigma Rizz☝🏽🤓)

13.) You always take him to the theme parks/carnivals which he loves it there but would never say out loud. Once a little kid that got lost walked up to you guys and Logan offered him a sip of the cheap beers they sell at carnivals.

14.) He got your name tattooed on his left collarbone (small but noticeable if you looked at it close) but then you looked at it you didn’t have the heart to tell him it was spelled so terribly wrong LMAO. 😭🙏🏽

15.) He would never go through your phone but he doesn’t mind if you go through his’ phone. (THAT MAN AIN’T GOT NO GIRLS OR BOYS IN HIS CAMERA ROLL BUT YOU!!)

16.) Type of guy to plan out a whole fucking future with kids, home, etc thinking you are the sexy person on earth just from looking at you while you are slumped over the couch with your hair tied up, in a oversized hoodie, on your period (if u a girl), thinking you are the ugliest mutant/person in the world.

ANYWAYS TELL ME IF YOU WANT MORE OF THIS TYPE OF THING BYEEEE❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜

[cxhleel108]

LITG S8 Thots for this week: Oh- ok!

• Time for another volume of listening to the bombshell drone on about how much they’re in love with me and no one else in the villa🙂

• Helppp not Chuckles!

• Luna telling me to just not graft on Tyler because I don’t wanna lose Oakley. Like that’s ever worked in the game up until now.

• They revealing this like I’m ‘posed to give a fuck? Like…yeah he’s fine as hell that’s why I chose him.

• I’m sorry to all Hungarian people reading right now but this sounds so strange.

• Ok Tyler is really cute I’ll give him that, but do I put him above my baby daddy Oakley? Nahhhhh fam.

• Why would he say this😭😭😭???

• Girlllll anyways.

• I didn’t even expose her. I’m only about vibes and fun this season! (This is so gonna change by the end of the season btw)

• Omg you mean to tell me that for once the bombshell won’t get to steal me from my happy couple when they first enter the villa???!!! Everybody get up!

• Yes, please gather him Theo cuz I don’t know who the fuck this is, but it sure ain’t Jin.

• I don’t remember who said it, but somebody said Jin was most likely a Gemini and honestly all this aggy shit makes sense then cuz them hoes love to have like 20 different personalities. Yes, I know my MC is a Gemini but she’s different!

• Luna all of sudden wanting my man??? Y’all been here a good amount of days but as soon as I get with him that’s when you want to pursue like girl make it make seeeeense. No wonder her ass was trying it with me the other night she just mad I’m on his dick and she not🙄

• Ugh this is bae for realllll like y’all don’t get it! He’s picking me up with ONE ARM!!!

• The mocktail date ahhhhh we so goals fr😛

• Fusebox I’m glad y’all stepping y’all game up by giving us different activities, finally!

• I’m honestly shocked we getting this tea so early on. I was almost certain they was finna milk their whole “power couple” shtick for much longer than this.

• Luna you not that bitch or nothing but you ate that one thing! Like Sophie girl please😭😭😭

• Soooo this ho gon do all that bullshit this entire volume just to pick Jin again…lord help them.

• Tyler was here for all of 3 minutes I’m crying.

• They really be adding people to the plot just to add them like who the fuck are Christy and Brad? Haven’t they only been here for like 2 weeks my god😭

• I will never get over his underwear sprite I’m so sorry but also not sorry😩

• If they just about to reveal everything Tyler told me literally like 5 seconds ago they can keep it cuz I really don’t give a flying fuck about this “Rachel’s Kiss” drama anymore. Let’s wrap this up by next week!

[cultofdixon]

Knowing Enough for Her

Daryl Dixon [PLATONIC] • She/Her Pronouns • Dixon’s Little Sister!Reader / Mute!Reader • Hints of Caryl • If you asked Merle, he thinks you’re mute because of the shit you witness your dad do to your brothers. Daryl thinks you’ve always been that way, which is correct. Honestly, you didn’t mind it. Even in the end of the world…but some moments made you wish you could just scream off the top of your lungs your frustrations • ANGST/SFW • TW: Injuries / Canon Violence / Anxiety Attacks / Abuse

Requested by: Anon

NEXT

“The cop is gettin’ frustrated with y’all” Merle makes the comment quick to draw his siblings’ attentions toward Shane who was arguing with Dale about letting them into their group.

“You sure it ain’t your bitchass?” Daryl snaps at Merle who gave him an eye roll as a response. He felt Y/N tug on his shirt for his attention as she started to sign toward him.

Shane scoffs pinching the bridge of his nose. “If she’s deaf, she can cause problems. Kill herself maybe”

“Shane I wouldn’t—-“

“What? Bring a bunch of rednecks and a disable into our group?” Shane turned toward the group once again but up close was Y/N as she suddenly socks the cop in the face knocking him on the ground.

The cop stumbles to the ground making the man he was talking to step back. Dale quickly looks at Y/N seeing the rage radiate off of her person as he held his hands up in surrender.

“Okay. Not deaf. I’m just gonna assume and say mute?” He tilts his head with a questioning look waiting for Y/N to inevitably nod as her tense composure relaxed. “Alright. Now that that’s clarified, we’d love to have yea. Uhm. Just…leave him down there” he states directing them toward their camp as Merle approaches the cop who was stunned on the ground while his siblings went head.

“I wouldn’t fuck with my sis, pig” Merle laughs picking up the pace to catch up with them.

So you’re gonna go on this dangerous run into the town? Could it be a ploy to get rid of you? Y/N frowns signing to Merle as he couldn’t help the laugh that escaped him to that last part.

“They wouldn’t survive if they tried to kill me”

“Can’t hold it against them” Daryl scoffs. “Watch your back, man. We may hate you too but—“ Y/N smacked Daryl in the chest. “Your family. We want yea back in one piece”

I can go with him Y/N states to Daryl as he shakes his head. He’ll be safer with another one of us

I don’t give a flying fuck. Merle is a big boy he’ll be fine Daryl frowns signing to his sister who grew frustrated instantly. “You’re staying here”

“Y’all know I know sign right?”

Everyone is listening Y/N points with her eyes to the few that would watch them talk with sign language and when they got noticed, they’d turn away. This shit isn’t foreign.

Don’t get feisty. I will be fine, kid Merle scoffs, still awful with his signing but it was enough for Y/N to understand. “Yer gonna go on the hunt with Daryl. I’m going on the Atlanta run. Nothing can go wrong”

Then of course, Merle didn’t come back. But another cop did.

Y/N watches her brother go off on the poor guy after he had just reunited with his wife and son. She watches as Shane turns toward her looking for her to stop Daryl’s outburst toward his best friend Rick. But if she could speak, she’d expose what she sees in the trees.

“Stop your brother!”

The youngest Dixon met him with silence but that didn’t mean she didn’t have a plan.

Shane groans as the situation started to escalate and before either cops could get a hand on Daryl. Y/N suddenly came forward and pinched a nerve to make her brother instantly drop to avoid him landing a shot with his knife.

“Thank you” Rick thanks Y/N as she nods before going to Dale writing in the air knowing that would tell him to get her something to write with.

It took some time to get Daryl to calm down as he was now mad at his sister for what she did. Y/N wrote on the pad of paper with Rick and Shane on either side of her.

Is Merle dead?

“No, just chained to a roof”

Is it easy to get there?

“Also no, Atlanta is infested with the dead that we can’t risk going back in there”

“But I can find us a way” Glenn chimes in getting two concerning looks and Y/N’s curious one. “We have to plan this out though.”

“If that’s the case we can also grab the weapons I left behind” Rick adds only for Lori to protest the possibility of actually losing her husband.

Daryl finally calmed down enough to join the planning process as Y/N taps him giving him a concerning look.

If they won’t help us, we’ll do this ourselves Y/N signs but Daryl’s facial expression gave away to the rest of what she told him.

“What’d she say?”

“I’ll agree with her. We’ll take care of it ourselves if yea don’t—-“

“Nah. We ain’t risking lives. If there’s a way? We’ll do it.” Rick insisted and left to talk to Lori about such.

Once it came time to preparing to leave, Y/N got in the hull of the truck with Daryl as she had her axe strapped to her back watching Rick and Shane talk.

You think he’ll tell his friend?

“Nah. Hell I wouldn’t if I did” Daryl scoffs only for his sister to smack him. Why do you care?

We act on emotions. No one really uses their brain anymore. Y/N frowns. Merle must’ve asked for a death wish. Dumb bitch acts more than thinks

He better be okay Daryl frowns signing that last bit as Y/N takes his hand into hers.

But not finding Merle was just the start. Then the outbreak in the camp. And it continued going down hill…

After helping her drunk brother to their room, Y/N went back to the common room of the CDC hearing Shane’s voice and the heat in such toward who she can only assume to be Lori. Even if the girl had no booze in her system, she had to help a friend out.

Before Shane could even lay a hand on Lori is when the door suddenly flew open and Y/N stumbles forward to the couch. She gave out short laughs or what sounds like puffs of air that could mimic such.

“She had a bit too much” Shane rolls his eyes as Lori shoved him away from her before helping Y/N by wrapping her arm around her shoulders. “We were talking”

“I’m taking care of her” Lori’s glares shot like daggers through his chest as she directs Y/N out of the room.

Once the two were alone in the hallway for a short moment, Y/N straightens herself out which confused Lori but she watches her face grow in concern resting a hand on her arm.

“Am I okay?” Lori asks watching her nod as she couldn’t be happier that she had someone who cared for her, even without knowing everything in its entirety. “I’m good. Thanks to you”

Y/N smiles warmly. Good she signs seeing the confusion grow but given what Lori just said.

“Good?” Lori smiles as she nods happily before making sure she got back to her room with her family.

When the CDC was a blow, literally, and the group was a back on the road. Y/N was in the car with Lori, Carl, Carol, and Sophia as she started to teach the kids a few signs with the same pad and pen given to her from Dale. The four started to get the hang of it, the moms more than the kids.

Especially when Y/N signed to Carol that she was going to go look for her daughter. Even if she ended up finding her brother injured along the way. To add more to his state, the two standing close to one another looking like undead blobs in a crosshair to an idiot who’s never shot a hunting rifle before.

“Y/N, we’ve got him” Rick reassures holding him up gesturing for Shane to help hold him up on the other side in place of Y/N.

Clearly the guys helping never “heard” a mute person before but still felt awful listening to Y/N’s crying as it sounded more painful than a regular cry.

“He’ll be okay” Glenn reassures hugging the girl as she watches Dale and Andrea run over to the group which lead to him getting pushed and Y/N rushing Andrea.

“Jesus Christ!” Dale freaks out when Y/N tackled Andrea down to the dirt, pinning her down and not taking any hits on the woman. “Y/N she didn’t mean to”

Y/N just stared at Andrea ignoring Dale and given the ones not carrying Daryl weren’t breaking the two up. They knew she was trying to teach Andrea something but it was never going to get through to her.

A few hours went by and Carol came into the room Daryl was resting in with dinner for him and to thank him for looking for her daughter. But to add…

“Your sister went back out there. Followed your footsteps…more carefully…to figure out more. But given you found something of Sophia’s. You both are doing so much for me that I don’t want you to risk yourself”

“No one should feel that pain of losing somebody…”

“Then don’t let Y/N feel such. I like her” Carol smiles kissing the archer’s temple before leaving the room.

Everything seems to escalate in the apocalypse. Sophia had met her fate too soon, Carol was heartbroken and Daryl was frustrated. Y/N knew not to get in the middle of Daryl’s outburst but he knew that she’d give him a new one to hurt a grieving mother’s feelings even further.

But his frustration turned when Hershel went missing, because so did Y/N.

The Dixon brothers can be idiots for acting on their emotions before even thinking. But their sister knows to think ahead.

Ahead being the attack on the bar that held Rick, Hershel, and Glenn. When Glenn went ahead and Rick thought he was shot, he quickly ran to his friend finding Y/N had pulled him out of the way just in time.

“How did we not see hear you coming?” Rick laughs relieved as she shrugs with a smile before pointing in the direction she was going to help give them a window of escape.

That act lead to Rick and Glenn finally gaining an interest in learning to sign. But that had to wait for their return with a hostage that didn’t really give anything useful except reveal that Shane was more psycho then they thought. And the farm was just as temporary as the CDC.

House hopping gave them time to learn more signing and for Y/N to grow close with everyone left. So the pain she endured when Lori died broke Daryl watching her sob. He didn’t hesitate to help in that split second as he and Maggie left to get formula and other necessities that’ll benefit the baby that was later named Judith.

“You stick close”

You be safe

Daryl nods continuing to follow the group into Woodbury with Y/N covering their backs. Saving Glenn and Maggie lead to be difficult especially when the one that hurt Glenn was their own blood.

Y/N had managed to get out of getting caught up in the trouble her brothers were now facing. But she helped Maggie and Rick get them out of there, even if the two were only trying to get Daryl out of there.

We can’t have him come back with us

He risked himself to help Daryl. Merle isn’t the same man you met back at Atlanta Y/N sighs at Rick who wasn’t going to have someone who worked for the enemy in their space.

Y/N. Think about the baby. We can’t have the Governor knocking on our door Rick frowns signing back as he really didn’t want to argue with Y/N about this.

He also knows what we are signing. Y/N crosses her arms as Rick turns to Merle who was only growing more annoyed. Ain’t good at it. But still. Regardless. He’s family

“HE CAN GET US KILLED” Rick suddenly yells at Y/N shocking all of them and without a second she shouted back. Sounding strangulated but it made it clear that he made a mistake yelling at her.

“Holy shit” Merle scoffs surprised that even came out of Y/N and in regards for him in that matter. “Look. I can help y’all take down Woodbury if shit ever hit the fan. Hell I can even be chained outside like a dog if it means—-“

“We don’t want you there” Glenn frowns still frustrated with what Merle did. Maggie held his arm keeping close and still worried about his injuries.

“Then…we’ll leave” Daryl states not letting any protests from the others who don’t want the good Dixons to leave.

Yet that didn’t last long and Merle could’ve seen it coming a mile away…but part of him was relieved they didn’t stick with him and he wasn’t going to let his family get hurt.

Even though the world keeps taking and Daryl came back to the prison with dried tears and horrible news to Y/N who could already know by the look in his eyes. She turned to Rick with tears in her eyes as she couldn’t even think of the words to say before looking at her feet then signing.

He has to pay.

And he did. The prison then got an infusion of the Woodbury folk and they started to make the place more of a home.

“I’m gonna go huntin’, wanna come or busy?” Daryl knew she was busy given his sister was currently holding baby Judith and listening to her soft coos that she happily expressed.

Don’t forget to check the snares Y/N signs with her focus still on the little baby but before he left her cell she tapped the metal bars to get his attention. Ask Carol to join you she signs with a smirk that was met with a scoff from her older brother.

“Your sister is in love with that baby”

“She’s always wanted to be a mom” Daryl lead the way to track down the rabbit he spotted tracks for with Carol happily joining him.

“But she doesn’t cuz she’s mute? That stops someone?”

“Stops her but Judith fills that void and I ain’t taking that away from her” Daryl knelt down by a snare handing Carol his crossbow for a second to untie the rabbit that was caught. “Make that stew of yours?”

“Let’s find another and then I’ll make your favorite” Carol smiles watching the heat meet the tip of his ears. “I’ll make it for you regardless of how many you get me”

“Hey uh” Daryl straightens up putting the rabbit in the bag. “Maybe we can do the late watch together instead of switchin’ off?”

Carol couldn’t help the excitement to rise in her chest as she nods with that signature smile of hers.

“Then hurry up Pookie.”

The good days were limited, when Carol disappeared and the illness took out a good handful of people with it’s hell and the undead’s involvement. Daryl knew Y/N took care of herself and was taking care of Judith, Carl, and Beth when the illness came through. Protecting them. Even if she didn’t get sick, she was the first person he had to check on once the medicine got into their people.

Carol will come back Y/N reassures with a smile as Daryl brought his arm around her shoulders bringing her in.

“Can I be honest?” Daryl frowns as she nods. “I don’t have a good feeling…”

There seems to be a pattern. The good then bad then good again. But next was bad and the Governor’s comeback was that.

As Daryl got Beth out of the prison hoping Y/N made it out safe, his anxiety was relieved when she ran into the two right before Beth was taken. Y/N felt awful as if everything happening to them was her fault…guess she shares that with Daryl. The silence between the two grew worse when they came in contact with the Claimers. Y/N didn’t want to sign in case any of them knew but by the looks of them, she really could’ve whenever she had a suspicion. But she thought Shane was insensitive toward her…this group was worse

Daryl woke one night with the Claimers to hear Y/N struggling. He was about to get up and knock the lights out of the guy when he was stopped. No leader in sight meant, they were going against his agreement of not laying a hand on her if he did whatever was asked.

“Stop! You’re hurting her”

“Just trying to get words outta her man” One of them laughs crushing her hand which only resulted in more screaming. “Wow she’s real good with no begging to stop”

“Yknow” Len, the one giving Daryl the most trouble, approaches and took her other hand into his. “We gotta go hard” then suddenly a loud crack was audible as he broke not one, but two of her fingers. Making Daryl break loose from one’s grasp and shoving the other into the guy to avoid being grabbed again as he grabbed Len.

Len was instantly tossed to the ground right as Daryl socked the other Claimer in the face finally letting go of Y/N as she knelt to the ground feeling her hands shake trying to get a look through the blur that her tears caused. But all she saw was bent out of place blobs and felt all the unbearable pain that made her scream for the rest of the night.

Which lead to Len’s death the next morning, done by Joe without a second thought. Daryl, bloody and bruised, took the tape he had to buddy tape her broken fingers after snapping them into place as it only brought more pain. He got a good look of the other hand as they were more of the cutting and brushing type with the other. Daryl watched as her hands shake but he couldn’t hold them to comfort her…that would only cause more pain. He took his rag out wrapping the other hand the best he could even if her tears continued to fall.

“They’ll pay” Daryl whispers only for Y/N to bonk her head against his causing a wince from him and his eyes to lock onto hers. “We gotta find the others quick”

Quick came but lead to another fight and Rick killing the one threatening him and the one trying to have his way with Carl. While Michonne takes out her handler and Y/N held her axe with the one hand with no broken fingers, taking out the one that dared lay a finger on her brother then the siblings took out the last two.

As morning came and Rick was talking about going to this Terminus to see if it’s actually safe or not what it is. He was going to ask Y/N if she’s seen any of their own before meeting with Daryl when he noticed what the Claimers had done.

“Fuckers…”

“You’re just gonna have to do all the talking” Daryl states, checking how bad the bruising was on her arms after taking a few hits during their fight on the road. “It’s a safe bet headin’ to this sanctuary”

“Maybe we’ll find the others”

Hopefully Y/N thought blinking away more tears as she sat on the ground for a bit given they’ve all been through hell. A few more minutes didn’t hurt anyone.

The group got to following the tracks to this Terminus and Daryl couldn’t help but check in on his sister even if it was met with tired and pained expressions. He knew what she meant by them.

When they reached Terminus, Daryl instructed Y/N to keep an eye out in case anything goes south. He doesn’t want to risk her life in there. But she was going to anyway.

Y/N heard the gun shots and right as she was about to head inside, the relief that washed over her when Carol met up with her. She couldn’t be happier to devise something to help get their family out of there.

“Who the fuck are—-“ the gunshot cut the guy off as did Rick stabbing the drift wood in the neck of the other one.

Rick sighs thankful seeing Y/N helping them get out of there as she helped let loose the others with her knife. Daryl instantly brought her face into his hands making sure they didn’t lay a hand on her but she smiled in that second to reassure him.

Finally their group got outside of that hell, with new members as well. Daryl didn’t hesitate to hug Carol when they spotted the other in the woods. Y/N watches the two smiling warmly.

Soon the group was pieced together…with a few missing pieces along the way…the good. Then the bad…this should be the good part now?

“Y/N”

Y/N looks up at her brother confused seeing his usual worried expression burden him.

“Please. Please give me somethin’ that’ll confirm this will be alright”

The youngest Dixon knew the words wouldn’t come out in any way to communicate to him, so all she did was take his hand squeezing it with the strength she had left.

Then the gates opened to Alexandria…

The good.

[adoremexxs]

So not to spam but Just a genuine question. What would the Hantengu clones modern be like if they had a younger sister. Like a sister in toddler years who was genuinely kind, compassionate and well extremely innocent who nice to everyone? Just curious

I actually have thought about this before

Hantengu brothers with a Toddler sister

they all spoil her

like absolutely spoil her

but Sekido is also strict

she is NOT being an ipad kid like Zohakuten

Sekido stresses about if she is learning correctly and all of that toddler stuff

Karaku and Urogi help around the house more often to relieve some tiny stress off of Sekido’s shoulders

Sekido legit does not let her out of his sight, he’s so scared that she is going to stumble and end up hurting herself

karaku and urogi are often too careless with her but she likes it

they are the fun brothers

Zohakuten has been trying to tell her that she isn’t allowed to have a boyfriend in toddler language

it isn’t really working

aizetsu will sing her to sleep and read her bedtime stories

takes her out on bunny cafe dates

teaches her about animals and tries to get her to babble out the words

she’s doing great

aizetsu holds her a lot and talks to her a lot

if she gets hurt, aizetsu immediately goes to her, babying her and asking if she is okay

aizetsu is probably her favorite brother

for halloween, she was a queen bee like dressed up as an actual bee and the brothers dressed up as bees as well and carried her around

zohakuten rather drown than go out dressed as a bee again

they try to make her go outside as much as possible

but it’s a household filled with boys

90% of the time they are playing video games

she has tried to play before but all she did was smash the control buttons w her hands and Karaku and Urogi thought it was so cute

Karaku has an instagram highlight of just her in sunglasses

she was obsessed with frozen and would just babble the words when the songs came on

urogi recorded her and put let it go on and then edited it to make it look like she was actually singing the words

sekido dresses her up

he enjoys picking out outfits for her and also doing her hair but gets mad if she has a tender head and cries

that’s when Aizetsu comes in to soothe her crying

Urogi plays hide and seek with her and also does this thing called the airplane (if y’all ain’t ever done this before you didn’t have a childhood, jk me too)

he lays on his back and then he puts her on his feet, holding onto her hands and lifts her up so it’s like she is flying

she loves it

she loves being outdoors and urogi loves being outside too so urogi will take her on hikes with him

obviously he is carrying her half the time

had to stop her from eating a worm one time

karaku sets up playdates for her

gets sad though because hanging out with them should be enough but sekido said it was important for her to make friends to develop social skills

karaku and aizetsu will color with her

urogi will join if he can focus long enough

if she starts crying, all hell breaks loose because who tf hurt their little sister?

turns out that her crayon broke

karaku has tried to teach her curse words only to get yelled at by Sekido

Zohakuten is extremely gentle with her

he’s afraid of hurting her

Rui loves her and gives Zohakuten some tips for sisters because he has a lot

Zohakuten found out that she likes it when he bounces her on his leg and he’s been doing it ever since

she has yanked his hair several times and dragged him

Zohakuten won’t be mad at her tho cuz she is a toddler

Rui offers to babysit if the brothers are busy

Zohakuten also gets jealous if she gives the other brothers attention

all of them get jealous

they get extremely protective over her

Especially SEKIDO and ZOHAKUTEN

oh hell no

zohakuten and sekido would kill for her

just wait until she is a teenager…

[basilone]

'Heat' and 'threshold' for Buck? Juno xx

Yes hello! 👀 Always game to write more Buck. And, well, I really wanted to take a moment to write him with Lottie, with whom he's got a bit of a complex something going on. I've set this after the events in full of grace, but it can be read as a standalone for sure. Half of this was written as a voice exercise for their relationship ages ago, and finally repurposed here in what feels like its proper place. 😊I don't think this piece needs a warning that isn't covered by the blanket "Lottie's a bi disaster"-tag, so... we're good to go!

heat / threshold

“I ain’t apologizin’ any.”

The shadow cast over her seems to shift slightly at the snap-and-bite she’s laced her words with. Lottie doesn’t bother looking up. Keeps her arms locked around her knees. Presses her face against her legs when the shadow doesn’t go away. Something curdles in her belly – low, aching, sharp like the bile in the back of her throat – that makes her feel all wrong. Makes her want to jump out of her skin in a way that leaves her head spinning and her choices less than fine.

“Jesus, Ace.”

She hates his long pause that makes her nickname a punctuation mark in his mouth. He sounds flat. Tired. She hates that she’s not Lot to him now. He calls her that every other time – even when he’s Major and she’s Captain and they’ve got a job to be doing – but never when he’s mad at her. The fact that she’s Ace to him now stings worse than the scrape on her knuckle that hasn’t stopped bleeding yet.

“You’ve got to stop fighting,” he says, then, and that’s a tune she’s heard from him before. “Hey? You have to.” His boots meet her toes. His flight jacket lands on the sand beside her. His sigh fills the air as much as his lingering aftershave does. “You listenin’ to me?”

“Yeah.” She allows a beat to pass. “Sorta.”

“I mean it.”

“I heard ya just fine, Major. Sir. Gilly Gale Cleven of the three-five-oh.”

He scrapes his throat. “Jesus, you’re really gunning for it now.” He still doesn’t go away. If anything, he moves that much closer. Folds himself into her space as he sinks down onto his jacket. He nudges her shoulder as they come to sit arm-to-arm, foot-to-foot, jacket-to-jacket. “What happened out there, Ace? Tiny said something about you and some of Blakely’s crowd?”

“Something like that.” Lottie shrugs. Keeps her gaze fixed on the small dent in the lone water canister Benny hasn’t picked up yet. “They ain’t learned to keep their mouths shut yet. Carter especially. Shutting them for ’em seemed… prudent.” She affects her mother’s tone on the last word. All debutante-socialite judgment rendered with the precision of a bullet. Is rewarded for it when he snorts out something that, in a better universe than this one, could very well be a laugh. “You give them a talking-to, too? Little lecture? Or am I the lone lucky one to face Major Cleven’s disapproval, sir?”

“Put a lid on the sirs, Ace.”

“Stop callin’ me Ace and I’ll think about it, sir.”

“Lot,” he rasps out, then, and goddamn she doesn’t like how her eyes sting when he nudges her again, “you really need to stop fighting us.” You need to stop fighting me is what she hears, exhaustion lacing his voice, not even an admonishment in place for the tone she’s taken with him. “All right?”

“I hear ya, Gilly. Y’all just get under my damn skin sometimes.” She tries to not make it sound too much like she’s sulking. Ain’t sure she’s succeeding when he chuckles and stretches his legs out beside her. “I don’t know. I don’t got anywhere else to put that feelin’, ya know?”

“Sky ain’t enough, huh.”

“The sky shoots back these days,” she says conversationally. “Gotta leave the pain on the ground. Take anything up with ya, it’s gonna make ya crash.”

“Ain’t that a truth.”

“I ain’t Val, I ain’t good at lyin’ to ya. Unless Bucky asks me to, of course.”

“Of course.”

Lottie exhales a noisy breath. “I’m sorry.”

“I know.” Gale’s face is serene when she glances at him. His hand finds her bruised knuckles. “Do better, Lot. I know you can.”

“You really believe that horseshit, huh.”

His hand squeezes hers none too gently before he releases her. “Manage a week. I’ll take you flying after. How’s that sound?”

“Like a damn impossibility.” Her voice cracks. She blinks furiously as her lower lip starts to wobble. “I… I don’t think…”

“Gotta start somewhere. This heat’s got all tempers at a high. Perrault has yet to take a breath without insulting John in the process.”

Lottie sniffs. Wipes at her cheeks. “Bucky deserves it.”

“I’m sure he does.” His smile is wry. His cheeks are flushed with heat. The start of a sunburn is already sprawling over his bare chest, beneath the glint of his dog tags. “You wanna talk about it now or later, Squeaky?”

“Not at all?” she hedges. Ignores the way his eyes narrow at that to the best of her ability. “I’m sick of talkin’, Gilly. Sick of people askin’ me shit.” She bites her lip. Wishes she could draw blood with the action. “You might as well be the only one who’s nice to me lately. Even if ya call me Squeaky.”

“Benny was plenty nice to you after we landed.”

And she can’t fault him for it. Can’t even hate him for it. “Yeah. He was.” She swallows thickly. Her head feels like it’s about to start swimming. “Darlene likes him a lot, ya know? Can’t be mean to him when she’s all soft about the guy.” Can’t be mean to him even when he makes Darlene smile in a way she hasn’t smiled at Lottie in a long time now. “I ain’t got a problem with Benny, all right?”

“All right,” agrees Gale, even when his tone suggests it’s anything but. He scrapes his throat. Pointedly doesn’t look at her. “Next time you want to fight a guy, Lot… You try me first.”

Lottie blinks. Stares. He is looking at the same water canister she was, earlier. “You? Gilly,” she laughs, breathless all of a sudden, “I ain’t gonna fight you.” I like you too much for that. “You’re my superior officer and all that shit, remember? You tryin’a get me into trouble here?”

He grunts a little. “Trying to keep you out of it, actually.”

“That don’t make sense.”

“What, me wanting to keep you out of trouble?” He laughs. Glances at her, all crinkled eyes and far too much warmth in his gaze, and her belly swoops the same way it did when she first stood on the threshold of a cockpit. “If you fight me,” he continues, speaking straight through the static that fizzes to life inside her, “I can chalk it up to training. Say it’s friendly. If you fight anybody else, they’ll demote you eventually. Send you home, if you keep going.”

“So, what, you’ll be my punching bag?”

“This bag will still punch back, Squeaky,” he snorts, nudging her. “And hard, too. You’re not the only one with a mean right hook in this squadron.”

“You’d punch a lady like me, Gilly?” She flutters her eyelashes at him. Nudges his shoulder none too gently. Anything to shake that feeling inside her that feels treacherously like butterflies. “No warnings, no takebacks, no apologies? Give it to me good and hard?”

His cheeks flush a deeper crimson than before. “Jesus, Lot…”

“Yeah, yeah, I know, you’ve already hit your max on dirty chatter for the day,” she laughs, lifting her sunglasses out of her hair and donning them again. “Can’t fault a girl for jumping on it though. Think of it as me perfectin’ your poker face in case you run into them Nazis. They ain’t gonna crack you during interrogation.”

“Pretty sure them Nazis won’t crack a hundred crude jokes like you do.”

“Pretty sure that makes them more boring than me.”

His answering laugh is soft. Doesn’t carry beyond where they’re seated. “Pretty sure you’re the least boring person in my world, Lot.”

Her cheeks feel warmer than the rest of her does, even though she’s been sunning herself in this mid-day heat for at least an hour now. “Bucky’s gonna cry if you tell him that,” she says, leaning her head on his shoulder long enough for him to tense and then relax under her touch. “But ya sure know how to make a girl feel special, sir. Marge is damn lucky to have ya.”

His shoulder tenses just a fraction beneath her cheek. Just enough.

It’s easier when she draws this line for both of them, or so she’ll tell herself half a million times more.

[makelemonade]

my random Genshin headcanons

Ayato

-u guys can’t tell me that Yae and Ayato aren’t secretly pranksters and that their constant victim is Thoma and when he’s caught in the prank the two will CACKLE

-Ayato def gets high with itto and Kazuha when he isn’t busy

-ayato treats sayu like Ayaka too just with a lot more care cuz she’s younger

-speaking of Ayaka he will always give her a kiss on the forehead no matter what like bitch ur my lil sister get the fuck over here

-he secretly really appreciates itto and wants to get closer with him as a friend cuz he’s the first person who doesn’t treat him all fancy smancy

-ayato will forever hide Kazuha even if his life depends on it

-he also supplies Kazuha with some…plants.

-anyway onto x reader headcanons

-he def pranks u sometimes with Yae but the both of them will start RUNNING when you yell his name

-you’ll walk in to find Ayato, Itto and Kazuha absolutely STONED and lecture them abt doing it somewhere slightly public 

-sayu is ur child ur not changing my mind

-the real reason Ayato can always find Sayu is acc through you like let’s say you find her sleeping in a tree one day but you can’t get her so you call Ayato and he puts you on his shoulders to grab her

-sayu is always asleep in a tree I feel like she’s jus special like that

Alhaitham 

-he and dehya r secretly bsfs

-they’ll acc spar a lot with cyno cuz all three of their fighting styles r very similar

-he is a MAD SHIT TALKER y’all ain’t changing my mind

-he’ll probably accidentally go on a whole rant about kaveh to Cyno whenever they cross paths and he won’t even realize and he’ll be a lil embarrased but cyno just finds it funny

-him and dori will meet up randomly, shit talk everyone they hate and then go back to living life

-dori and him give me like brother and sister vibes??

-just imagine a family reunion and it’s like him, dori and kaveh

-it would be HELL LMAO

-anyway haitham x ready time ?!

-he gives me never been in a relationship vibe but he’s def hooked up with sm1 before

-I havé à feeling he also knows Lisa (they were prob the HOTTEST students in the Akademiya)

-him, Lisa and cyno were def a trio seeing as cyno knew Lisa and they were friends

-anyways with u and Alhaitham, he’s not good with relationship crap because ur his first relationship

-he might even ask nahida for help since yk she’s a lil knowledge god and she’ll know everything

-nahida wont even give advice where it’s like be this type of boyfriend instead she’s like a “be yourself” person and he doesn’t have the heart to break it to her that’s not what he asked

-this is when bsf Dehya comes in!!

-guys I said this in the bday headcanons (if y’all read it) but if he doesn’t see u for a long time and you reunite after a while, HE WILL PICK U UP AND TWIRL YOU AROUND WJDNWJFJE

Cyno + Tighnari

-okay so I imagine that these 2 started out not liking each other

-they were both like complete opposites but then cyno cracked a joke once and tighnari was like “nah WTf”

-he invited Cyno that same night and they acc became best friends and if you’d like to imagine it then lovers after

-when cyno overheard abt collei in mondstadt he HAD to go over even if he didn’t know her

-the fact cyno basically kinda saved her makes me so happy I don’t even know why

-he was there for her throughout the whole aftermath and took her all the way to sumeru to heal? JUST FOR HER

-HE’S SO DADDY (literal)

-him and tighnari def r protective over collei (dads struggling fr)

-Cyno and tighnari x reader (yes poly)

-you are ALL parents to collei

-tighnari is the housewife.

-if ur a forest ranger then they are very protective over u and collei

-if ur an Akademiya student like them then don’t be shocked when they shove a list into ur face full of groceries

-There’s a voice line abt kaveh that I HAVE to talk abt here

-kaveh gets invited over to dinner right

-and he talks NON stop abt Alhaitham

-and tighnari apparently told cyno that everything Kaveh says is funnier than his jokes

-cyno will kaugh bht he’s CRYING inside

-you banish tighnari to the couch that night (for 15 mins until Cyno wants him back)

-collei had her childhood taken away from her so even now she’s basically a little girl still

-if she has a nightmare she goes straight to you

-tighnari will lwokey be pissed cuz it used to be HIM she’d go too

-cyno is fucking dead asleep 💀

[dirtybitfic]

Neon red ( Matt sturniolo fan fiction)

⚠️-chasing, woods, making fantasies a reality,smutty smut smutttttt coming in part two( don’t read if it ain’t your vibe 💋)

( play this song once it gets to the woods scene 🫡 trust and believe it makes it 100 times better)

Y/n pov-

Me and Matt have been best friends for so long we just understand each other on a level no one else does .

We had a whole trip to a cabin in Oregon planned with me , Matt , Chris, Nick and a couple other friends but they all had to cancel since Chris got invited to a music event he’s wanted to go to for years and Nick and everyone else just weren’t feeling it anymore.

It’s not a big deal that you and Matt were going alone but you were nervous since you haven’t gone on a trip just the two of you let alone to a remote cabin in the middle of !NO WHERE! but none the less Matt was excited to get off the grid for a couple days and relax.

You packed a good amount of warm clothes since the trip was for a week and a half and it was gonna be a little cold since it was fall . You packed a couple bikinis too since the place had a hot tub which was Chris’s request but you weren’t mad about it.

You finished packing and called matt to tell him your packed and ready for your 3 am flight and he can come pick you up when he is ready.

Matts pov-

Text to y/n

Matt-Hey I’m otw be there in about 10 y/n- kk sounds good

I’m excited for this trip me and y/n have always talked about wanting to go to Oregon in fall since we absolutely love fall and Oregon is so pretty during fall.

I turned on some music otw to pick y/n up . As I was driving I started to get a little nervous thinking about how it’s just gonna be me and her on the trip but I’m not upset about it since she’s one of the only people I can be authentically myself around without any judgment. I love having her in my life and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I also have something to talk to her about that might make shit very awkward but ig we’ll find out

I texted her that I was outside as I pulled up and hopped out and popped the trunk so I could put her suitcase in the back

She came out and smiled at me while she locked the door .I took her suitcase from her and gave her a hug and put it in the trunk while she hopped into the car

Y/n pov- god Matt I’m so exited you don’t even know and best believe I’m going to force you to take insta pics for me

Mat just laughed and rolled him eyes a little bit knowing you’d say that . About 30 minutes later you got to the lax airport, parked the car and got onto the shuttle that took you to the south west terminal. You guys got through security quickly given you both have tsa precheck

You made it to your boarding spot and sat for about 20 minutes before you guys boarded the plane

After a 2 and a half hour flight you landed in Oregon you went to baggage claim and grabbed your bags and then picked up the car Matt had rented it was an all black jeep with red interior. You threw your bags into the trunk and got on the road . It was about an hour drive to sandy which is where the cabin was .

You drifted off to sleep since you had pulled an all nighter .

Matt shook you awake softly as you opened your eyes you saw nothing but the woods and cabin . you smiled him still a little groggy and he told you to go inside and he’d bring in y’all’s bags . You gladly obliged and went to unlock the door with the key the owners left under the doormat and walked in . it was so cozy and dark in the cabin which is exactly why you picked it. You went up to find the master bedroom since you had to pee really bad and after the long flight and ride.

Matt’s pov-

I brought in the bags and walked up the stairs to the master bedroom setting our bags down I went into the closet to start hanging up some stuff as y/n walked out and grabbed her bag to start doing the same . After I finished hanging my stuff I turned to hug her from the back and she giggled a little as she rapped her arms over mine and leaned back a little into my chest my heart fluttered and I don’t know why but she makes my heart flutter from small sweet things she does.

We walked out of the closet and I decided to order some pizza and start a fire since y/n said she was gonna take a shower and boy does she love her hour long showers .

The pizza just got here and I payed the driver and went to set it on the dark green and marble island as I heard y/n walk down the stairs. I saw she had taken one of my big fluffy sweatshirts I had brought and was wearing it with thigh high fluffy socks . She loves to take my sweatshirts since their so big on her and I don’t mind cause she looks so cute in them.

Y/n pov-

Hey sorry I took your sweatshirt I just felt like wearing it it’s so big and comfy you said to Matt as you saw him starring at you .

Oh no I don’t mind Matt said it looks good on you . You blushed from the compliment and sat down at the island to start eating after you guys finished Matt put y’all’s plates in the sink and said you should go sit in the living room and pick a movie to watch .

You sat right in front of the fire Matt had started and zoned out staring into the flames.

Matt came in and sat next to you and rapped his arm around your back rubbing softly bringing you out of your trance you leaned into his shoulder

Something on your mind he asked

Oh no, was just watching the fire the flames are so pretty to me you said laughing a little he looked down at you and took a breathe before speaking

Matt’s pov-

I’ve been wanting to bring something up to y/n but I’m feeling a bit nervous since it’s a little weird

Y/n I spoke kind of nervously

She looked up at me hearing my nervous voice yeah she said

I looked deeply in her eyes I have this fantasy I’ve been thinking about and your always the person that comes to mind I said

Alright well you know you can tell me anything Matt so spill she said with a little smirk

Okay well… I kinda wanna I paused to rub my neck with my hand nervously I wanna chase you through the woods and if I catch you I fuck you right in the woods with nothing but darkness surrounding us

Y/n fully turned to face me shocked by what I said she had a deep red flush across her face as she took a shaky breathe before she spoke you’ve fantasied about this a lot ? She questions with a small smirk

Yes so many times I say

She looked so deep in my eyes and said okay I’ll do it

I was taken back from her words you … you will I said still shocked

Absolutely 100 percent I’ve fantasized about something exactly like this after reading my favorite book haunting Adeline she says smiling wider I took her hand and brought us both to our feet I leaned down and kissed her deep and sweetly I told her to go put on some shoes she ran up to the room and I watched as she giggled .

God I can’t wait to catch her I thought as I felt myself grow harder from the thoughts of what I’m going to do to her

Y/n pov-

I cant believe this is happening and I never thought Matt would be into this kinda thing that’s why I never brought up my fantasy with him but fuck me I am already wet from the thoughts I practically flew back down the stairs to meet him in the living room

I’m gonna give you a 15 second start and your gonna run as fast as you can and just know that when I catch you I’m not gonna be sweet and calm Matt says

I hope you wouldn’t be after all im the prey and predators don’t play nicely you say Matt walks to open the door and looks at you with darkened eyes better start running slut he says he starts counting you take no time to start sprinting down the stairs into the dark woods you realized after you were getting deeper in the woods you have no light illuminating your way other than the moon which was partly covered by the dark clouds . Usually cloudy nights are your favorite but you started to get a little scared from how dark your surroundings were

You heard Matt calling your name in a very predatorial way causing chills to run up your body you start running faster getting smacked by branches left and right of you definitely leaving scratches on your exposed legs but you didn’t care you were just running you started to get out of breathe so you hid behind a tree waiting to hear any sign of Matt getting closer

The silence deafening as you started to get even more turned on knowing he would catch you sooner or later

You heard Matt calling out y/nnnn he called in a haunting way causing you to shiver from fear and arousal he was definitely closer than before you put your hand up to your mouth to try and silence your breathing you started hearing twigs snap to your left causing you to spring up and run in the opposite direction you tripped over a fallen tree and screamed out from your hard landing onto the rough ground you groaned from the pain and in seconds Matt was right above you breathing so hard you could see his breathe in the cold air

He laughing so sadistically causing your breathe to hitch and you to shiver

Caught you… Matt says so deep and dark you let out a moan from the possessive tone in his voice

…. Pt.2 coming right after this since this part is getting long asf

Be ready bitches shits boutta get nastyyyyy😈🫡

[mariailoveyou-guerin]

wait was Nicola at the LA premier of Barbie where’s my girl she ain’t been at any of the premiers yet she better be at the London one or else like that’s London Barbie

Also where’s will the most perfect and accurate Ken (still mad Greta picked wrong Ken to Margot Barbie ) at the LA Barbie premiere Poulter better be at the London one too I’m so tired of the disrespect to the real irl Ken thankfully the real Barbie Nicki got her well deserved respect showed up! only accurate barbie casting is Nic Margot ofc and Nicki real Barbie doing the soundtrack Ryan is good too he’s great actor but it should’ve been real Ken Will Poulter to Margot Barbie I’m sorry but I’m still mad about the biggest casting fumble in history!

He’s literally wearing the Barbie aesthetic fit irl without even attending a Barbie premier and getting that much attention that even the cast at the premiere combined aren’t getting like y’all see how obvi this is the biggest fumble in cinema history Greta did she did on purpose bc she knew the power he had and didn’t want a man a Ken outshining like look at Will doing it by just existing doing absolutely nothing just literally walking around!!

[fictionalreads]

Love Is Blind Season 4 Episode 1

Women

No one seems immediately bitchy which good for them I guess but bad for me cause I watch for the messy tea. (Also, I say this cause in previous seasons some girls you could just tell 👀 *coughJessicacough*)

I take it back. Micah seems like a bitchy bully.

Guys

No one comes off as an ass immediately so guess we’ll have to see (I say this cause in previous seasons some guys I spotted as an asshole immediately)

I take it back. Leopard print guy seems douchey.

Billy (leopard print guy) seemed drunk in that clip.

Chelsea and Kwame

Have we seen an interracial couple since the OGs Lauren and Cameron?

Will she let him finish his thought before saying good? Don’t rush the man.

LMAO She said he spoke to her soul, mind and vagina.

He keeps laughing but she seems serious.

Micah and Kwame

Oh damn Kwame switched sides quick.

Micah you gotta choose!!!!

I haven’t seen enough of Micah and Paul to say who I think would be the better pick.

Micah. You’re also dating Kwame. You can’t get mad about Paul dating Amber.

At least he’s being honest with you Micah.

I like Kwame. Choose Chelsea, Micah seems wishy washy.

DID HE JUST CHOOSE MICAH?!

Woooow Micah way to say contradicting things. You say one thing to Kwame and another to Paul.

Damn Micah way to pressure the man, you seem controlling. I’m not here for it. Plus you need to talk to Kwame.

Paul and Amber

He comes off a bit awkward but I feel like you get to know him and he’s a cool person.

Damn Amber’s been married twice?

Y’all need to know a lot.

He’s not paying her any attention. Then again she’s not paying him any attention.

Damn Irina get over the fucking flowers

Brett and Tiffany

GIRL YES BEING MARRIED SHOULD NOT BE THE GOAL!! Finding your partner should take precedent over just getting married.

It would have been hilarious if they were wearing completely different colors. Cause the emerald green took me out. I don’t see any green.

They really just gonna ignore the food?

Damn. Sad mood.

Prediction: they’ll get engaged first.

What just happened? Is she there? Oh fuck she fell asleep and he probably thinks she walked out on him.

No don’t be done! She just couldn’t stay awake.

Zack and Irina

Honestly I can get behind Zack joking that he’s a stripper, it lets him know who A: can see past the bullshit and B: who looks down on making a living the best way you can. Considering his mom was a stripper, I feel like knowing peoples attitudes towards things like sec work would be important to him.

Nah. As much as I’d like to say otherwise, money does matter. At least just a little. It’s not the end all be all, but not having money is hard and people fight over that shit.

Bliss and Zack

Bliss seems adorable.

They’re (almost) crying together. Y’all ain’t slick, trying to recreate a Lauren and Cameron moment.

Miscellaneous

ITS BACK GUYS Back on our bullshit

The gold cups are back

Bruh the set is so cheap and plain looking compared to LIB Brazil and LIB Japan

I feel like there should be a love is blind for people who don’t want to be on tv. Like they just want to meet someone and there’s no pressure to get married at the end. Just get to know each other in pods for a few weeks before meeting face to face. I know this sounds like regular dating but in my head it’s not.

Why do they keep talking about people they’re dating, like y’all know other people are also dating them.

[flowervolcano]

I know I have seemed anti Antonia Dreykov but it’s not like that at all. I just get mad that she wasn’t a well written and fleshed out character and I hope for some new things for her.

Originally I thought ooh he could be Marvel’s first trans character, have Tony transition to male that way “look he’s a male” and I’d really be down for this idea

But if not, idc we could do a female Taskmaster, just let her have spunk, energy, charisma, let her get her own personality anything that isn’t all drama filled. She deserved better than that.

So I want some things for her, which is; figuring herself out, after years of being silenced I want her to be a mouthy little troll like her comic counterpart, she uses the “my father silenced me my whole life now I’m making it your problem” excuse whenever someone on Thunderbolts gets annoyed with her excessive banter/talking. She has so much she missed out on, she could be like a little socially awkward at first but then really just kicks it off. Maybe she picks up skateboarding randomly just because she saw someone do it. I want her to reclaim some humanity and personality. All things she was dismissed from having. Let her thrive and grow into a real person. I’m afraid they will just keep blandly writing her with no soul and she’s only “I was a weapon” like Bucky, Yelena and Ghost weren’t. (Not all of them are as moody but you get the point)

Then I also really want them to utilize her powers more, explain that the chip in her head is actually just because her father is a control freak and was limiting her to a program. That the powers don’t have to be computer functional. Idk taking away a super hero skill like that sucks imo and that was one of my major complaints when it first came out

BRING BACK THE CAPE PLEASE!!!

The main reason I’m upset with the “reveal” was mainly because Taskmaster’s identity never mattered to him, he was a just a dude who loves his skull mask and refuses to take it off so when she took off the mask in the movie it felt jarring (not because she was a woman btw) but because it felt so not like Taskmaster to do so. I didn’t care who was going to play Taskmaster as long as the actor kept the mask on 90% of the time. It’s kinda not fair to such a great actress though, which added to my distraught feeling. It felt like so many good things and potential was wasted. Because no I feel like her identity is more important than her skull mask (rip) but that’s a simplistic argument

Instead it would have been devious if she wasn’t actually Dreykov’s daughter but staging that to get under Black Widow’s skin (I say this because the timeline makes no sense in 2008 Antonia was around the ages of 7-10 which I would be around the same age as her, and she does NOT pass for 16-20 years old, let me remind y’all that BW was set in the year 2016, so if she was let’s say born in 2000 (like me) by the time it’s 2016 she would only be 16. So that is still making the least amount of sense in direction of writing. If honestly would have been better if instead of trying to connect her in that way, sure go with “victim” but not if the timeline makes no sense. Sorry I’m rambling a little it’s just I take my timelines very seriously and can’t stand when the math ain’t adding up.) ignoring the mess up in the time line I just didn’t like the needing to be related to someone to hurt Black Widow, and having her only exist like a pawn was upsetting for me. And the character as a whole.

Instead she could have just been anyone who was being abused. Maybe Dreykov found her and her unique abilities and abused that to his will and forced her to work for him. She could have been in the explosion but not related to him even, but he uses that event against her. “I saved you and made you what you are, you are in debt to me” or even worse the old “I took you in when you had no one, I’m the only one who would care about you now” obviously he’s a gross manipulative old man who had no regard for women. But there was so much to work with to make him even more evil and disgusting. He never cared who anyone was even his own daughter yikes— while I like the idea to a point it didn’t quite work in the long run and execution. But we can work around that! Let Antonia shit talk him constantly after he’s dead. It would be funny. Let Antonia be lazy too. I think she deserves to kick back and annoy people a little. I just want to see her healing and I’m trying to morph her into the little bastard Tony Masters any way I can.

She can really be an interestingly complex character, she could only be in it for money like Tony usually is, and that works, some people are just like that. Maybe she feels like she has nothing else in life (because she doesn’t) so money is the only thing that makes her happy. Besides this absolutely works for the name change to Toni Masters, who would want to keep the Dreykov surname??

All in all I had much to write about but started ranting and losing my process. What I really think is most important is letting her be a character, a unique one. Just because she’s gone through traumatic events doesn’t mean she has to be a brooding, serious, depressed character, let her be goofy and whatever because she went through a lot and this is how she copes!

Just let her own it and be a fresh take, something free from everyone. She doesn’t need her dad, sympathy, pity, Black Widow, nobody she is her own hero. And she just wants to do some shots at a bar because why not.

Oh and finally, let her date Ghost/Ava. I think they’d have a wonderful chemistry together.

[punkscowardschampions]

JJ & JC Pt.2

Jimmy: I’ll be here

Janis: We’re gonna sort the broken bits, make it all better

Jimmy: Swear?

Janis: It hurt to hear it so plain but you were right, we couldn’t go on how we were

Janis: if we’re not aiming for better than that, what are we doing

Jimmy: Alright 🤝🎯🏆

Janis: 🥇 always

Jimmy: Or nowt, baby, I’ve not forgot

Janis: Don’t, I won’t

Jimmy: Never

Janis: I feel like I can breathe again now

Jimmy: Go on, no need for us both to be bated breath about Bob

Janis: *no need for me to fake an asthma attack of my very own

Jimmy: That an’ all, breathless at how fit I look covered in paint’ll do

Janis: you’ve always been distracting

Jimmy: You

Jimmy: tah for not distracting me off the ladder when we’ve only just talked her out of an A&E trip

Janis: Best behaviour or losing my touch? 🤔

Jimmy: What touch is that, eh? First I’ve heard

Janis: Oi, dickhead

Janis: you know there’s a time I could’ve had you down that ladder faster than you could reach the ceiling

Jimmy: Time nowt would be painted but you, but we ain’t here to talk about my touch

Janis: but

Jimmy: But what? I’ve not lost mine, you have

Janis: Have not!

Janis: you picked the wrong answer, I’m behaving

Jimmy: 😇

Jimmy: anybody else’d call bollocks on the copout of your answer

Janis: anybody else don’t know what I can do like you do

Jimmy: No clue what you’re capable of, them

Janis: I don’t mind it being secret

Jimmy: It’ll stay between us, sort of mate I am

Janis: mine

Jimmy: Yours

Janis: I can’t stop thinking about you

Jimmy: Only fair, I can’t you neither

Janis: you looked really good today, seriously

Jimmy: I felt it, still do

Janis: That’s absolutely what you deserve

Jimmy: [me leaving a note for my future self that he is absolutely touching himself from this point on, even though it should be OBVIOUS AF when I re-read one day, not even just for the jc parallel but because he simply can’t not with how y’all are being, whether or not he gets to fully cum though like Casey did before Bobby bowls up remains to be seen and depends how mean we wanna be lol]

Jimmy: Is it?

Janis: Of course it is

Janis: she was happy with every part of the day that we had control over, she said so

Jimmy: Make a good team, us, I’ve always said

Janis: Have from the off, even at the shittest team building exercises

Jimmy: You distracted me from how shit they were, same goes for parts of today

Janis: You were the only person there worth paying attention to

Janis: won’t say same for today, bit mean

Jimmy: Go on, stay a secret an’ all

Janis: I was most looking forward to seeing you today, birthday or nah

Jimmy: There ain’t owt I could look forward to more

Janis: Having lunch pencilled in makes me feel so

Janis: already

Jimmy: I’ll have you every week if you fancy it

Janis: More than anything

Jimmy: If you meant more I’d go for every day

Janis: Please, Jim

Jimmy: Okay, as you’ve said it so nice

Janis: I love seeing you, spending real time with you

Jimmy: I love you

Janis: I love you too

Jimmy: I’ve missed feeling this

Jimmy: missed you

Janis: It drove me crazy, missing you

Janis: having you back is incredible

Jimmy: You’re incredible

Jimmy: you’re 

Janis: I think about kissing you constantly

Jimmy: I think about all of it constantly

Janis: We didn’t even

Janis: but it felt like

Janis: I can’t lose you, this

Jimmy: I might lose it here, remembering, but I won’t you

Janis: making me mad my face isn’t there but I still want you to

Jimmy: I’m fuming an’ all, I want your mouth back, how it was

Jimmy: how it’s replaying in my head

Janis: You kissed me so hard, I can still feel it, when I focus

Jimmy: Focus as hard

Jimmy: please, I need you to feel it

Janis: There’s nothing else in my brain, I promise you

Janis: just how you felt, that close to me again

Jimmy: My brain’s tricking us, this pillow still smells like you

Janis: remember how you had me pinned, we couldn’t get our clothes off, that’s how together we were

Jimmy: Yeah

Janis: What do I smell like?

Jimmy: [Pop off about whatever she does, but being really extra about it and lowkey writing an essay like how he used to because we’re in an extra mood rn, just telling her how each individual scent makes him feel as well, nbd nbd]

Janis: Oh 🥺

Janis: you’re too good with words, I was going to try to tell you how you smell but now I can’t

Jimmy: Tell me, I’m running out of words right now

Jimmy: I 

Janis: I’m practically doubled over, trying to make it back to my car before

Janis: thinking about you there, doing what I know you’re doing

Janis: [do your best to match the energy and describe him, like you aren’t dying]

Jimmy: Fuck

Janis: me

Jimmy: Janis

Janis: Jimmy

Jimmy: I can’t hang on for you to get to your car

Janis: I don’t care, I need you to now

Jimmy: Your pillow’s pinned beneath me, I have to

Janis: I’m holding onto the back of someone else’s car, I swear I feel it right now

Jimmy: It feels so 

Janis: spit on it, you could feel it through my leggings, remember

Jimmy: How could I forget? You were that wet for us, just like you are now

Janis: It’s been building, all day and now I’m just

Jimmy: Hold tighter to that dickhead’s car

Janis: I want to be sat on your lap again, I miss you so damn much

Jimmy: I can’t have you falling over ‘til then

Janis: I promise, I’m trying so hard 

Jimmy: Best behaviour, you’re being so good

Janis: I’m wet for you, not this whole car park, they don’t get to know

Jimmy: I don’t care if they all know what my name is

Janis: You know the only thing that quiets me is you on my mouth somehow

Jimmy: I can’t stop saying yours either

Janis: and you called me baby, last time

Jimmy: I remember, baby

Janis: Shit, I’m going to start behaving bad if you don’t

Jimmy: In front of the whole car park would be bad

Janis: you’ve got me feeling so good, I don’t think I can get any better

Jimmy: Whoever it is I’ll not mind you lying on their car, how you look an’ all, can drown out the alarm between the pair of us

Janis: [send him pictures of you on this car, best you can with your limited POV]

Janis: you took better ones but

Jimmy: [send her some back like yeah I absolutely did, because no fucks given rn, these are feral hours]

Janis: Jesus, okay

Janis: I missed everything about you, right now it feels like especially that

Jimmy: I can’t have that, hang on, let me show you everything

Jimmy: [even more EXTRA pics, this boy out here exposing himself from every possible angle like]

Janis: [SOMEHOW making it to your own car so you can lose it and also record it, however shakily, ‘cos owe him everything right back for the way this has KILLED you]

Jimmy: [Which will KILL him right back so there’s no response but we all know it’s cos the best response is happening irl, this boy just out here cumming so dramatically, stay asleep down there Libi and Peach thank you and Bobby don’t hurry back cos he needs SEVERAL moments after that]

Janis: [Privacy please, children, thank the lord you’re in your room and none of them should bowl in, also glad you got off that car hun, idk what time it is but too early for you to be doing all that, recover in this car]

Janis: you okay?

Jimmy: [genuinely not gonna have him reply, cruel as that is, cos it’s believable to me he’s crashed that hard after the busy day y’all have had and now this, whatever time Bobby comes in he’ll wake this man even if Jimothy decides to leave having a chat with him til the AM, I’ll have him say something then, but it’s up to you if you wanna leave some more unanswered messages before then first]

Janis: [I’ll do a few, even if you’re trying to deploy your logic and realise he’s probably just passed out from it, a small part of you is like ahh]

Janis: Hope so, yeah, it’s, you know

Janis: it is with me if it is with you anyway

Jimmy: [Whatever time Bobby comes in and he is rudely awakened, I’m sure it’s late cos he’s being a rebhog and China is a cool girl with no curfew even if it is a school night, regardless, late enough that Jimothy is like cba to have a go at him now]

Jimmy: Sorry, back from the dead for a bit ‘cause only our kid could slam a door like it’s challenge accepted on waking every dickhead who’s 6 foot under 

Jimmy: I should probably see to if Libs and her now barking dog need owt, but 

Jimmy: you okay, still?

Janis: Ah, was hoping for a bit of role reversal that had her opening and closing his doors for him, no such luck then

Janis: I’m all good, you check on them

Jimmy: So far I’ve heard the one set of mardy stomping feet no more, unless he’s proper committed to pissing Libi off with the visual and he’s carrying her up the stairs, like

Jimmy: 👍

Janis: lets hope not, Libi will be lulled right back to sleep by the lack of her in sight

Janis: Though you’d only have yourself to blame if he’s taken to copying that move

Jimmy: [A quite long pause because he actually is checking on Libi and Peach obvs cos no way she wouldn’t be woken by that door slam and then she’d be trying to soothe this pup who’s like um wtf, so get her a glass of water or whatever, take it to her and have a check in, however short and sweet that is cos he’s still half asleep even if Libi is wide awake af, have a cuddle with Peach, etc etc]

Jimmy: She has been 🤞 or will be, though she looked opposite end to knackered and ready to go back to bed when I pissed off and left her and the dog to it, they had [whatever the film she watches when she’s v sad is] on

Janis: It’s real 💔 times then, get her a pint of ice cream after she’s been doctors

Janis: At least she’s still there under the blankets though

Jimmy: It’s a shout, this rate she’ll be going in doctors looking worse than when she had her attack, all her 😭 she’ll have done by time film has

Janis: Might be she’s after the time off, wouldn’t blame her for that, or tell the doctor she’s faking it

Jimmy: Owed more but I dunno what I can do at the minute else, she weren’t after me staying up to watch the film or her cry, can’t blame her for that neither

Janis: You’ve done your job, gotta let her ride it out on her own for a bit

Janis: you should go back to sleep, if you can

Jimmy: I’ll have a go

Jimmy: my paying job don’t need no help to be a pisstake when I’ve had enough nevermind not

Janis: exactly

Janis: Hopefully I’m working on someone’s back and I can take a quick nap on them first thing, like

Jimmy: Everything crossed for you

Janis: Night, boy

Jimmy: Night, girl

Jimmy: What’s this I’ve heard about you and that lass China 0’Neill?

Bobby: Oh, go on, what’s she said 🙄

Jimmy: Your socials spoke up for you, mate 

Bobby: What, can I not have mates?

Jimmy: Can I not ask what sort of mate she is, seeing everything you posted?

Bobby: Are you going to be embarrassing about this?

Bobby: it’s not a big deal

Jimmy: Don’t sound like me 😎

Jimmy: but I dunno why you wouldn’t just answer us if it ain’t a big deal, sooner you have, sooner I’ll 🤐

Bobby: What do you expect us to say, what I dunno, more like

Bobby: we’re just hanging out, like normal teenagers get to do all the time

Jimmy: Alright, I’m not having a go

Bobby: You’re making a big deal out of it

Jimmy: *being nosy about it

Bobby: Yeah

Bobby: well, it’s dead weird when you’ve had nothing to say for ages

Jimmy: I get it, you’d rather I still had nowt to say, but I’m trying to do better with all that 🤏

Bobby: No I wouldn’t

Bobby: I don’t want to hear from any of them, that’s different

Jimmy: Chuffed to not be included in the them, like

Jimmy: I’ve missed our chats we used to have before I went missing myself

Bobby: Only reason you’d reckon that is ‘cos you keep taking everyone’s side but mine these days

Bobby: was only at [wherever and whatever cool kid thing/place you were, clearly nowhere concerning lol, even if you did stay out late to be a rebel]

Jimmy: You were late in for a school night, and off early this morning an’ all, don’t see loads of you these days, what I reckon

Jimmy: why I’m here instead of, letting you know I am about and on your side, if you need owt

Bobby: It’s Libi’s birthday

Bobby: but did she really have to be her an’ all?

Jimmy: You said it, it were Libi’s birthday

Jimmy: I didn’t fancy doing all that on my own

Bobby: Don’t act like it’s surprising why I don’t want to be here

Jimmy: I never said I were surprised, nor I blame you

Bobby: You don’t have to do this, have either of them in our house

Jimmy: I want them there, don’t mean I’ll force you to join in, I’ve not

Bobby: I know you’re still struggling, you can’t fake it with me

Jimmy: Yeah, I am

Jimmy: but having them about helps me, same as you do

Bobby: Do they help you more than me?

Jimmy: Just as well as

Bobby: 2s better than 1 then, ain’t it

Jimmy: It ain’t that you’re not enough, it’d be a pisstake for me to put it all on your shoulders

Jimmy: you should have chance to be a normal lad your age, you can’t if you’re stuck with us all the time and you’re obviously after being one, you’ve said as much already

Bobby: It’s supposed to be me and you, it always has been

Jimmy: I’m supposed to do right by you, take care of you, not other way ‘round

Bobby: You never let me help, I’m not a retard like everyone else thinks, you’re not meant to treat me like them

Jimmy: No dickhead, you’re my little brother and at 13 you’re not meant to be helping me how you have done, that’s what I never should’ve treated you like

Bobby: You had to, Case had to, you treat us different

Jimmy: It’s ‘cause I had to, it’s the last bloody thing I want you to be doing with yourself

Jimmy: I want you to have a better go at life than me and him had, what’s the point of taking you off Ian else?

Bobby: I don’t get a say?

Bobby: Yeah, be about right, it’s only my bloody life

Jimmy: Not about this, you’re too young

Jimmy: even if it weren’t somehow doing your head in at the minute, it will looking back when you’re not a kid no more, and you’ll resent me

Jimmy: I can’t have that, Bob

Bobby: I’m not a kid

Bobby: and I’ll resent this, what you’re doing now

Jimmy: You’re nowhere near an adult yet

Jimmy: I’m hoping you’ll understand what I’m doing now by then 🤞 but you might not and I’ll have to live with it

Bobby: You’re not even one yourself

Jimmy: I don’t need telling I’ve not behaved like a proper one, but nobody’s more sorry than I am, trust us

Bobby: For God’s sake, you’re not meant to be sorry, what use is a sorry

Jimmy: It’s a start, as far as owning up to what a dickhead I’ve been, but alright, if you’ve no use for that, I never at your age neither

Bobby: You haven’t been, fuck’s sake

Bobby: why do you always take the blame?

Jimmy: ‘Cause some of it’s mine to take

Bobby: If that makes you feel better

Jimmy: It don’t, but it’s true any road

Bobby: Not to me, not to anyone who’s not blinded by her like you still are

Jimmy: You’re blind to what it were like for her, I’m not

Bobby: Come on

Jimmy: What? Go on

Bobby: There isn’t an excuse, whatever it were like

Jimmy: Where have I made ‘em for her? I’m saying it ain’t as simple as you’ve made it out to be in your head in mine, or hers

Bobby: You aren’t reacting how you should, that’s how you’re excusing her

Jimmy: It’s up to me how I fancy reacting to it, nobody else

Bobby: He’s our brother, how are you meant to ever talk to him again now, what about that

Jimmy: Which brings us back to my original point, I’ve already let down one brother, I’ll not you

Bobby: He’s happy, he has what he’s always wanted

Jimmy: I dunno about that, he’s got what he’s always wanted, doubt he’s chuffed to bits with how it happened or what has since

Bobby: Yeah right, Jim

Bobby: if you reckoned that for anything but this adult act, you’d have tried to talk to him yourself

Bobby: you know he’d tell you just how buzzing he is, that’s what he’s like

Jimmy: You heard, it were fucked between us ages ago, I’ve no clue how to talk to him, get through, if I did do, we’d not be here

Bobby: He is, he’s fucked, not your fault, you tried loads

Jimmy: I were meant to try harder and keep on, but I gave up and wrote him off

Jimmy: that’s my fault, and only mine

Bobby: He don’t want us about, he’s always hated us

Bobby: just like dad

Jimmy: Case didn’t always, we got on before you can remember, I let him end up like our dad and I pushed her and him together an’ all

Bobby: S’all before I can remember, always

Jimmy: Us 3 should be as close as us 2 are, he were our brother as well as

Bobby: They got in the middle of it, when you got with her, it was never the same

Jimmy: I chucked her in the middle, always, I couldn’t hack him nevermind help him

Bobby: She still is

Jimmy: Yeah

Bobby: If you mean it, why isn’t he here instead of them?

Jimmy: I can’t have him here

Bobby: Can’t be on my phone now

Jimmy: I’ll not get you in no trouble and have it taken off you then

Jimmy: we can talk in a bit

Bobby: They wouldn’t, I don’t get in trouble

Jimmy: They’d need to do their jobs proper, they took your phone, easier to let you keep hold and them to piss about carrying on being sod all use

Jimmy: but I’m coming in to have a word about sorting that [whenever he is, whether that’s literally later today or tomorrow or whatever, clearly ASAP cos Libi can’t do this any longer]

Bobby: Alright

Jimmy: 👍

Jimmy: I’m off down the school [whenever he said to Bobby just now]

Jimmy: 👌?

Janis: Did not fall asleep on any punter so 👍 we could even say

Janis: how about you lot?

Jimmy: 👍

Janis: Sensing the most sarky 👍 of all time, maybe?

Jimmy: Had a word with our kid

Jimmy: *tried to

Jimmy: went about as well as I’d reckoned it would do

Janis: Sounds like I’m taking the piss in a cunty way when I ask if he’s as chatty as usual but

Janis: Monosyllabic by his birthday, deffo

Janis: no hot goss then?

Jimmy: Dickhead made us feel like I were hatecriming him by even bringing he had a new missus up, so that were end of that

Janis: How dare you, like 😏

Janis: at least you know who she is, she’s age-appropriate, real, all the good things, follow him for more updates, duh

Jimmy: Least I might get some work done with him all but telling us to piss off, boss’ll be chuffed to bits with his behaviour

Janis: You alright? Know it’s weird when he used to be so obsessed with you, like

Jimmy: I’ll live, used to worry he would be obsessed forever, didn’t we?

Janis: Yeah, be dragging you right down if he tried to cling onto your neck how he used to these days

Jimmy: Hardly blame the lad that’s how he chooses to start a scrap if the pair of us are ever in the same room again

Janis: You won’t be able to get them out the house, get to that stage

Janis: usually get chucked/do the chucking long before then though, still that sort of age

Jimmy: Be about right he moves her in ‘cause I have Libi and the dog

Janis: Be well in with Suze when she comes to get her child back

Jimmy: She’ll need to be putting her foot down, I’ve no leg to stand on there

Janis: Libi isn’t exactly your child bride, it is different, whatever he’s saying or implying with his sulking

Jimmy: I meant you and Hayley before you but tah for recognising I ain’t planning nowt of that sort

Janis: Oh, yeah, sort of forgot

Janis: He don’t want to chat, he’s not gonna invite no girl to live with him, be sick of her soon as he had

Jimmy: He’d not even claim her as his missus to me, so

Janis: Exactly, least of your worries, for sure

Janis: just had to let him know you know, you’re paying attention

Jimmy: Knew you’d get it, and cheer us

Janis: Dealing with teenagers is probably why middle-aged people have midlife crises, thinking about it

Janis: sports car is a bit out of reach but you should treat yourself to something, for hacking him

Jimmy: Be looking middle aged if I treat myself 

Janis: Okay, don’t go for the Turkey teeth and hairline surg either, like

Janis: you know what I mean, make sure you’re cheering yourself up with something, stay sane about it

Jimmy: Staying sane’s a bit out of reach, reckon we’ve to chuck that on the pipedream pile with the flash motor

Janis: Sane for us ain’t winning you any awards, yeah, true

Jimmy: Saving it for a ☔️ day’s what lasses like Suze and her mates do an’ all, if nowt else I’m bringing it with my 🎻 playing

Janis: Stretching the word lass to breaking point there…

Jimmy: Hags’ll be uncalled for when she’s Bob’s mum-in-law, except by him

Janis: Hope you led with that, see why he was so chuffed to chat to you 😁☀️

Jimmy: ‘Course, top opener, that

Janis: Always had shit craic, you

Jimmy: I’ll see you at school for more of the same

Janis: Oh, sure, what time we headed?

Jimmy: [a time, assumedly your lunch break on whatever day, probably literally today]?

Janis: Done, let’s get this shit sorted

Jimmy: 🤞 he don’t need to sort his own tea while we’re camped out down there waiting for any dickhead to sort it, she’d dump him right then before he’s even had chance to parade her in front of Libi

Janis: I highly doubt she’s interested or in it for his 🍽

Janis: Thank God for takeaway, eh

Jimmy: Good shout, we should order for our head’s office sit in, bit dramatic going full hunger strike

Janis: LOVE us stinking out reception with [whatever your most fave is together]

Jimmy: Dunno if it’ll have us seen quicker or mean we’re about to be third wheeled by his starving secretary but either way

Janis: Might be fun, if she’s the brain cells left to be

Jimmy: *it’ll be fun

Janis: Quite the assurance, for a school meeting

Jimmy: One we’ve called with sod all warning

Jimmy: trust us, mate, be a right laugh

Janis: Fair, that will be 😌🙃

Jimmy: 😁☀️

Janis: I better let you head, not undo the favour Bobs did with your boss for you

Janis: not a decent mate move, that

Jimmy: And you’re 🥇 I know

Janis: Still?

Jimmy: Or nowt

Jimmy: and I’m not ready for that

Janis: I thought, felt, like maybe I pushed it too far for you

Jimmy: It felt exactly far enough at the time

Janis: and we’re still good now?

Jimmy: I don’t know

Jimmy: Bobby were going on about Case, what a hypocrite I am for having you and Libi back in the house but not him, and he ain’t wrong

Janis: Your relationships were bad before

Janis: obviously this were a final straw situation, not saying otherwise

Janis: how often were Bobby chatting to him when he were there, like

Jimmy: Still, I feel like I should at least talk to him, if we’re trying this hard

Janis: That’s up to you, of course

Jimmy: As I said, I don’t know

Janis: You don’t have to do it all today

Janis: He’s not off anywhere either

Jimmy: Wouldn’t be chance, what with work, this bloody school meeting and a dog to walk

Jimmy: What time did Libs have doctors? I can’t remember now

Janis: [Whenever] Mum is taking her, can ask Libs to message you when she’s out, don’t worry

Jimmy: That needs sorting an’ all, they want to be chucking her a better inhaler or something

Janis: She needs to calm down, we all do

Janis: it took years to get this fucked up, give yourself some grace, anything is an improvement on that

Jimmy: Right

Janis: I mean it, it’s not bullshit because I think you’re incapable 

Janis: trying to take it all on, all at once, it’s how we got here

Jimmy: Yeah, sorry, it’s just 

Janis: Go on

Jimmy: What if I stop and then I 

Jimmy: stop again, how I done before?

Janis: Yeah, I know the feeling

Janis: I’d be a hypocrite to pretend I’ve ever been able to sit still but I don’t know

Janis: I want better for you, like, one big step a day or a few little ones, not the whole marathon but

Jimmy: It’s so hard, this

Janis: it is

Janis: I don’t think you could go back, sometimes you can’t, after a point

Jimmy: You alright? Chucked loads at you for [whatever AM it is]

Janis: I feel like a mess all the time, no more than usual, you’re good

Jimmy: I best piss off to my desk then

Janis: It will be okay, I swear

Janis: I’m no one to believe but, we have to, don’t we

Jimmy: Still do believe you, whatever the fuck that says for how okay it’ll be or I am

Janis: I’m sorry

Jimmy: Me an’ all

Janis: I didn’t mean to be this person, didn’t think I was

Jimmy: Same, could’ve sworn I unfucked my head more than this but

Janis: Embarrassing doesn’t cover it, it’s actual shame, mortifying

Janis: I care about you all too much to act like I do and yet

Janis: here we fucking are, Jesus

Jimmy: Touched a nerve when he told us I weren’t an adult myself, our kid’s dead on there

Janis: Shit, ouch

Janis: Feel younger than I did back then, I swear, much more stupid and unsure

Jimmy: Should be me mute and him having a word, how bad I’ve fucked everything

Janis: If we only have one thing left, it’s that some of that fucking up was mutual, me and you

Jimmy: Some good needs to come of it somewhere, no fucking pressure on them pair and his new life

Janis: There’s still some chances, not all doom and gloom

Janis: guilty conscience can be as bullshit as fake it ‘til you make it positivity 

Jimmy: You’re alright, I’ve had loads of reminders I can’t trust owt I think

Janis: Who can, his age is when you realise that

Janis: sound like my mother if I say you can trust how you feel 

Jimmy: I dunno about that, how I feel seems least reliable of the lot nowadays

Janis: Liability is right, agreed

Janis: fuck it, I can’t keep distracting you, seeing you later

Jimmy: Won’t be long

Janis: feel it

Jimmy: Yeah, but I believe in you an’ all, not only what you’re saying

Janis: 🥺

Jimmy: Off you go, girl, you can do it

Janis: So can you, Jim

Jimmy: You

Janis: I love how stupid you make me, for the record

Jimmy: You would say something I want to hear more about when I’ve no time to

Janis: Remind me to tell you later?

Jimmy: Owt to make the school secretary jealous

Janis: everything

Jimmy: Miss you ‘til then, my dear

Janis: I’ve been missing you the entire time

Jimmy: I’ve dreamt about you all night

Janis: I’m jealous of my pillow

Jimmy: Least you know where it is, I’ll never find that random dickhead’s car

Janis: What I’m hearing is you want me to go and take this out on the pillow too

Jimmy: You heard right, that’s exactly what I want

Janis: and you didn’t change the sheets, did you

Jimmy: Might not ever again

Janis: you can’t, not until you’ve experienced me the way I intend to you

Jimmy: I promise I won’t

Janis: how it feels against my, smells, tastes

Janis: when you made me cum, I took my pants off and basically suffocated myself with them, I couldn’t need you more

Jimmy: Challenge accepted, I’ll make you need me more right through that meeting, telling you all about my dreams just before we head in

Janis: I deserve that, or, do I, one way or the other… fuck

Jimmy: You do

Janis: You

Jimmy: Fuck

Janis: Later, boy

Jimmy: Best behaviour again, I’ll act how I’m dressed 👔

Janis: Uncalled for, bringing that to my attention

Jimmy: Very called for, killing me being dressed at all

Janis: I’m dressed too

Janis: I wanted to cheer you up

Jimmy: You’ve a real knack for it

Janis: ‘Til we’re ready

Janis: and we know what the fuck we’re doing

Jimmy: That’ll be the day

Janis: Not holding my breath for myself

Jimmy: You know I can’t hold mine ‘round you, only time I breathe

Janis: I end up crying, be about right

Jimmy: Start me off

Janis: I did

Janis: explain that to your boss if I have to, he’ll see how mental I am and what you’re dealing with

Jimmy: Bring my lap to his attention, you’ll be jealous of him an’ all

Janis: He can dream on if he reckons he’s getting a spot there

Janis: met him at enough functions, he’s no one’s rebound, not even a crisis, too far

Jimmy: Be a twist on a mid-life one for him, going for somebody who ain’t a lass young enough to be his daughter and paid about as much as she’d be if the poor cow babysat her for a job instead

Janis: Imagination must die after enough years wearing 👔 loosen your tie ‘fore it cuts off blood supply to your 🧠 quick

Jimmy: None there to be cut off, tah for that

Janis: Always thinking of you, mate

Jimmy: I’ll be of you, lively imagination, still, me

Janis: Why they pay you more than a babysitting secretary 📸🎨💸

Janis: Still have the proof of your imagination on my phone

Jimmy: I’d say sorry to the poor dickhead whose back you’re about to rest it on but I’m not

Janis: I’m nicer when I’m in a better mood, liable to break their back else, should be thanking you

Jimmy: I’d rather you did

Janis: Break backs or thank you 🤔

Jimmy: What kind of question’s that?

Janis: You might be feeling murderous 

Janis: but you know exactly how much I appreciated every photo, I showed you

Jimmy: It’s obvious how I feel

Jimmy: [showing her via another pic rn]

Janis: please

Janis: wait, wrong one, thank you thank you thank you

Jimmy: Don’t feel wrong hearing please off you an’ all

Janis: I know how you feel about best behaviour

Jimmy: You’re so good at it, there’s no other way to feel

Janis: You’re so

Janis: I missed this with you

Jimmy: You’re 

Jimmy: stay with me

Janis: I’m here

Jimmy: Be here always

Janis: You

Jimmy: You

Janis: You know we can’t be out of each other’s lives, it’s impossible now

Jimmy: I’ve no life without you, you’re part of everything

Janis: He wants me gone but I wouldn’t know how to start, where to start cutting, without fucking you up in the process and I can’t

Jimmy: He don’t get it, nobody can but us

Janis: There’s only the one way I know of and I know what that would do to whoever I left behind who still gave a fuck so it doesn’t even count

Jimmy: We’ll find our own way

Janis: one that ends up with none of us dead, that has to be best, in the end, how can it not

Jimmy: And the best’s what bigheads like us do, there’s nowt to worry about

Janis: 🤏

Jimmy: It’ll be okay in the end

Janis: I’m going to listen and believe you

Jimmy: Me an’ all with my own bollocks, might just work

Janis: I really do believe in you, it’s myself I don’t trust

Jimmy: Long as I do in you and you do in me

Janis: When you said that this could be a secret

Janis: do you think it’s fair, you can tell the truth

Jimmy: I don’t know what to think

Janis: fair

Jimmy: Fair according to Bob is me hating and having fuck all to do with you

Janis: Maybe it is

Jimmy: He reckons I’m not reacting how I should, but I don’t know how else to than I have done, or ‘course I’d do things different 

Janis: ‘Course

Janis: it’s not your fault

Jimmy: There’s blame to chuck at me, I ain’t without fault for what’s gone on

Janis: no, it’s me

Janis: I’ve pushed this, every time

Jimmy: Don’t give us the it’s not you it’s me speech

Janis: I ain’t but you just said you don’t know how else to be

Jimmy: Nor do you, how’s it your fault?

Janis: Don’t I though, really

Janis: or am I just giving myself that free pass

Jimmy: Come on

Jimmy: What, you’re that massive twat now? Were piss easy, we’d all know what we were doing

Janis: Alright, nah, I still feel like I’ve got no fucking clue but you’re the only one who’s going to believe that or care that it’s the truth

Jimmy: I’ll be the only one then, you’ve got me, whatever fucking happens

Janis: I just

Jimmy: Go on

Janis: I don’t know

Janis: except I hate who I am

Jimmy: I love you, let that be enough for a bit, why can’t it?

Janis: What about Bobby?

Jimmy: I’ll talk to him again, keep on

Janis: Say what, we don’t know what we’re doing, we don’t have anything to say to them

Jimmy: There’s the truth, if I’d told him more of it before now, he might have a clue where I am and what I’m trying to do

Janis: That’ll confuse him more than anything

Jimmy: Can join the club, I’ll buy us all matching jackets

Janis: He’ll think we’re getting back together, how we were

Jimmy: Why don’t we?

Janis: Come on, Jimmy, you know why, all the whys

Jimmy: None of ‘em mean we can’t have another go, not to me

Janis: I’ve never been able to pretend he doesn’t exist, we can’t start now

Jimmy: You said you love me, miss me

Janis: I do

Jimmy: We’re still married, we could still make us work

Janis: What about the baby, that we’ve never talked about

Jimmy: All the more reason to try again, be a family again

Janis: You don’t want it, you didn’t when we made it

Janis: and I’ve been torturing myself about trying to do the right thing for you ever since but I can’t

Jimmy: It were different then, I weren’t right, my head weren’t

Janis: Our heads are still fucked up 

Jimmy: But my tablets’ll only take a month to kick in when they give ‘em me, we’ve ages before the baby

Janis: and I promised Libi that we weren’t, that I wasn’t doing anything like this

Jimmy: We can talk to her

Janis: No, not like this

Janis: There’s so much we actually have to do

Jimmy: How? 

Jimmy: What do you want me to do? Tell us and I will

Janis: There’s appointments, there’s plans, you’re doing what you’re meant to

Janis: I have to go and 

Janis: try to work this out

Jimmy: Please don’t go, Janis

Janis: Time, then, not space

Jimmy: Okay, time

Janis: I’ll be reachable but I feel like I haven’t had a second since this happened

Janis: poor me, I know but I need it, okay

Jimmy: You heard, it’s okay

Jimmy: I’ll make myself be okay with it

Janis: Okay

Janis: This ain’t going to sound like a genuine question but it is, alright

Casey: Alright, what

Janis: If I have something awful to say, do you want to do it in person so you can kill me or do you want me to stay away so you don’t end up in jail

Casey: depends how bad

Janis: It isn’t about the baby, can say that much now

Casey: Libi can’t have got us chucked out already, be a record

Casey: nevermind proper ungrateful after yesterday

Janis: She’s at the doctors, your brother is giving her panic attacks, she’ll live though

Casey: that ain’t the news neither then

Janis: I’ll just, say it, come back if you want me to

Janis: don’t need to make it some fucked up guessing game here

Janis: You were right, that he’d want me back

Casey: ‘course he does, but you’re not going

Janis: I’ve led him on then

Casey: it’ll take him ages to get his head ‘round being just your mate, he might not do proper, same as I never really

Casey: but that ain’t your fault

Janis: No, it is my fault this time

Janis: fuck ‘this time’ it was with you too

Casey: how was it, what’s it you reckon you’ve done

Janis: I know, it’s not his mistake

Janis: we sexted

Casey: you what

Casey: when were this

Janis: Last night and this morning

Casey: last night, why the fuck are you only telling us now

Janis: Because I thought I could get away with it, bother neither of you with it, I guess

Casey: how the fuck could you come home to me, piss off a bit ago and carry on the same leaving me here

Janis: I don’t know

Casey: yeah you do, it weren’t once

Janis: Because I thought I could, yeah, obviously

Janis: but I can’t and it’s fucked everything up so here I am to spread the news

Casey: don’t let me stop you, like, it didn’t having us next to you last night

Janis: I don’t want it

Casey: I don’t want you if you’re gonna fucking lie to me

Janis: I don’t blame you

Casey: piss off if that’s all you’ve got to say for yourself

Janis: I’m not trying to insult you with excuses disguised as apologies, it changes nothing now

Casey: you’ve done worse than insult me already, who cares

Janis: There’s nothing I can say to make it alright, take it back

Janis: I can go, keep paying my share of the flat, that’s it

Casey: do what you like, you did yesterday and however long ago you went for it the second time

Janis: Do you think I should get back with him then?

Casey: yeah, why not, he’ll clearly still have you

Janis: you’re really done then

Casey: you are, more like

Casey: I get it, all I was for you were a wake up call for him, job done

Janis: Fuck you, I couldn’t have run away from him faster just then even though I know what it means and you just want me to go back and end up numb and pretend none of this happened

Casey: don’t give me none of that bollocks, you wasn’t numb when you was fucking him over the phone, nor were he or you’ll not have bothered with round 2

Janis: and how long do we give it this time, a month?

Janis: I can’t go back, I didn’t think I was

Casey: you should’ve asked yourself the question before you got here, love

Casey: be lucky he lasts the month how you’re pissing him about, I fancy topping myself and I ain’t even as gone in the head

Janis: well if I weren’t currently housing someone else, I would’ve already, alright

Casey: no it’s not alright, don’t you fucking dare say that to me

Janis: everyone gets to be suicidal but me

Janis: I’ll go back to him so he doesn’t fucking kill himself

Casey: yeah, poor you

Casey: you went crawling back to him soon as you decided to chat to him like that, I’m the cunt who has to go back to having nothing

Janis: how about this, I leave and you get to go back and rescue him because I can’t live like that again

Janis: that’s the best I can give at this point

Casey: fuck you, you said the other day you’d not take her off me, the spit and blood ain’t even dry on that promise and you’re breaking it

Janis: I’ll write a will, have her, I mean it

Casey: do it then, I fucking would

Janis: Good, my mum doesn’t need another dead kid’s kid to raise

Casey: another kid don’t need a dead mum but you don’t care about that

Janis: clearly, I don’t care about anything

Casey: go, I’ll clean up the mess you’ll make of him, can take the place of the job they’ve just told us I’ve lost, all I know how to do anyway’s 1 or the other

Janis: For fuck’s sake

Janis: Maybe this time it’ll be different and I can be happy for you

Casey: tell yourself any of us can be happy now, you twat

Janis: Happier without me is guaranteed at this point

Casey: bollocks, you wanna die ‘cause you don’t know how to hack living with what you’re doing

Casey: nowt to do with anybody else and you’re doing none of us no favours

Janis: Changing your mind would be another selfish thing to do

Janis: I’m not doing anything, it’s done

Casey: what’s one more, keep racking ‘em up, who the fuck else am I if not just cannon fodder for you

Janis: I thought you understood

Casey: I’ll never understand you having your cake and eating like you’re my dad at an office party when you could’ve just told me

Janis: I am telling you, if I’d have told you whilst I was doing it, I would’ve come to my senses and not

Casey: I doubt you were all night, when you came home, and I know you wasn’t, you should’ve said, I’d have got my head ‘round a slip when I told you to do anything to keep him going, but nah, you had to take the piss

Janis: Both of you expect me to not love the other the second you decide, like it’s a tap I can turn on and off

Casey: I’ve never expected that of you, we’ve bloody talked before about how I don’t, jesus

Janis: You use it the opposite way ‘round, tell me to go back to him, say I bloody have to, do you think that that’s possible after everything we’ve been through, seriously

Casey: alright, it’s my fault

Janis: obviously fucking not

Casey: then don’t put it on me, you did this

Janis: I never came here saying or thinking it was a defendable action, I’ve not once tried to say it was anything but a massive fucking mistake

Casey: well done, you can state the obvious

Janis: I can’t do any of the things you could want me to do

Janis: namely undo it, so, what

Casey: why is it up to me to give you an answer

Janis: because it’s always up to me

Casey: nah, you’re on about leaving it all up to me when you piss off

Janis: you don’t want to be left with nothing

Janis: you don’t want me

Casey: I’ve got nothing, I told you, you and her is all I care about

Casey: more than him, that’s why we’re here

Janis: She’s not done anything wrong

Casey: she’s not mine if you’re not, all of us know that

Janis: then want me

Casey: stop

Casey: you only did this a sec ago, you was probably still turned on when you opened your phone to tell me and you’re asking us to get over it

Janis: no I weren’t

Janis: desperation isn’t fun, is it, at least my death threat isn’t imminent or directed squarely at you and what you do or don’t do

Janis: I thought, whatever I fucking thought don’t matter, and he’s just and now I don’t know what to do and he said I can have time not space, what does that even mean

Casey: it’ll mean don’t run away how you used to, what he’s always scared of

Janis: it means keep showing up and we’ll never talk about it again, just like the baby, just like everything else there’s no answer to

Casey: I warned you he can’t hack none of it, again and again I have, what else can I do

Janis: nothing but what else can I

Casey: I dunno, keep your legs closed and open your mouth so words can come out instead of doing owt else with it

Janis: tah, very helpful

Casey: I can’t help you if you won’t let me

Janis: I weren’t trying to fix him by fucking him, not actually that up my own hole, whatever I say

Janis: it happened because he seemed like he did years ago, fixed by himself

Janis: should’ve known it were placebo

Casey: he ain’t getting fixed by you topping yourself neither

Janis: I’m terrified how bad this could be, Case

Janis: what if he don’t just go numb this time

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LITG S8 Thots for this week: How eventful…

• Sienna don’t be mad cuz you decided to spread them legs for Jin and people found out. Be sneakier next time💁🏽‍♀️

• Outfit time!

• This a little too prom for me no shade.

• Gorgeous! Stunning! Magnificent!

• Not Oakley just wanted to check on us. The rest of you boys gon have to step your game up Idk what else to say atp.

• Jin kinda evil omggg why he lie to them bitches for no reason???

• OH NO HE DID KISS SIENNA NOW WE CAN NEVER BE TOGETHER😱😱😱😱😱

• Yeah you are high on my list Liam…my hit list.

• Wait she’s cutesyyyyy!

• Hazel real lucky I like her cuz I coulda just aired her tea out just now.

• Exactly! So glad you get it now😁

• Here Theo go admitting he has a crush on me yet again…are we still supposed to gag at this?

• And I’m annoyed because of the both of you so how about you either grow up or break up!

• GUYS PLEASE STOP MAKING SHAWN PINE AFTER ME ITS ILLOGICAL AND ITS BECOMING VERY AGGRAVATING!

• Our clip was actually so meaningless help.

• Liam unless you want me, me, me to get Oakley to break you, you, you in half I suggest you shut it!

• Why do y’all want me to help you pick who to get with??? Why???

• FINALLY MY SUFFERING ENDS!!!

• Wow every couple here really sucks except us LMAOOOO.

• I love Bea but I really cannot feel bad for her when she complains about Liam. Girl you brought that sorry ass nigga in here like what😭😭😭 Kyle was right there.

• Aww chin up Sie-monster! I’m sure one of the demons in Hell are ready and willing to give you the love and devotion you need😊

• Outfit time!

• This the first sleepwear we’ve gotten that ain’t just a lace bra and coochie cutter thong I’m cryinggg.

• Ain’t no way Liam just creamed all over me and Oakley…sorry my intrusive thoughts made me type that😭😭😭

• You telling me this bitch heard the shower running, obviously indicating someone was in here, and then just decided to walk in…ok.

• Girl why she mad when she the one that walked in on me and my nigga fucking😭

• Hazel…not Liam…no girl you better than this!

• Claudia and Hazel look so damn good in their heart-rate challenge outfits my gawd! Thick thighs DO save lives😩😩😩

• Outfit time!

• Wish I could BEEEEEEEEEEEEE…part of your woooooorrrlllddd!

• Yeah this clears the mermaid fit I’m sorry.

• Hari had to watch Hazel give all her attention to Liam of all people ooouuu I know he wanna kill himself now.

• Damn not only is she not pretty but she also stupid, bless her heart.

• Jin’s football outfit made my 🐱 jump a lil bit jrkslashdhdkd sorry.

• I just busted out laughing.

• Exactly what I asked for😈

• I’m so glad we got to redo our dance cuz we ain’t get freaky like I wanted the first time.

• He mid as hell I’m sorry likekfjfjsksmak. This the best y’all could come up with for the last bombshell?

• Liam at this point just start fucking the boys sis cuz this the 3rd time you done did some sus shit.

• Oh lord I’m so tired of these anticlimactic ass cliffhangers. We already know ain’t no other bitch in here raised our partner’s heartbeat but us, stop playing!