#and why are my maternal instincts kicking in rn this is so ?!?!

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no one hears anyone crying but y'all will hear these spoilers if you don't scroll past. spoilers below

SOPHIE NELISSE EMMY TONY OSCAR GRAMMY NOBEL PEACE PRIZE PREMIER LEAGUE TITLE PULITZER PRIZE BRAVERY MEDAL CAMPAIGN

precrash!taivan with their desks together during sex ed and tagteaming randy. this was the last time i was seen happy and carefree.

VAN EATING A LOLLY MIDDAY WHILE REARRANGING VHS TAPES, VAN'S SCREAM POSTER, VAN NOT ADMITTING TAI ACTUALLY KISSED HER, VAN STOPPING FOR COFFEE FOR TAI, VAN'S PESSIMISTIC OUTLOOK ON LOVE AND LIFE, VAN ON BUMBLE, VAN'S SNARKY CULT COMMENTS, VAN EATING HER OWN WORDS UPON SEEING HER EX-GOD, LOTTIE MATTHEWS.

"youre married taissa, there's no us anymore" honestly simone is probably already done filing the papers dw honey we're good.

i know some will take tai minding into van's broke and bitchless business as a whole pot calling kettle black situation etc, BUT i'm arguing that she cares about her loved ones (nat, van) so much that she's willing to ignore the shitload of problems on her own plate to help out where she can

the dream birth sequence was so creepy from the start til end. personally, i think its either shauna placenta previaed and postpartum hemorrhaged into her obligatory near death dream/hallucination sequence. OR she just passed out and the dream was a manifestation of all her insecurities, worries and grief.

tai is seriously shauna's RIDE AND DIE. shoving the van's deer bone into her hand and giving her the Lottie special. tai LOVES shauna SO HARD.

travis you have 5 litres of blood to donate with no monthly bleeds and yet you only gave the gods THREE DROPS????? lottie dont lie to him we can BARELY see his sacrifice.

still better than ben i guess. dude just dipped and went to his mind palace

"i love you so much" "it's you and me kid" shauna i dont need a reminder of my mommy issues rn

lottie turning shauna's son into a communal baby like wdym OUR???!?!?!!?

natalie :C she has so much survivor's guilt and remorse that she genuinely believes she's an irredeemable, irreparable Very Very Bad person incapable to be loved because everything she touches hurts one way or another.

lisa and 14th gilly will remind natalie she is so capable of love and to be love. TRUST.

misty praising natalie among lottie's acolytes. she's rooting for natalie so hard. its adorable how much she loves natalie in all the weirdest ways

simone kessell you are a STAR. the lottie-psychiatrist scene MOVED MOUNTAINS

speaking of psychiatrist, that woman is not your psychiatrist. she is switching your meds, egging you on and praying on your downfall.

"what is... IT?" BITTTCH STAY AWAY FROM LOTTIE!!!

teen shauna's sincere, pure and unadulterated love thesis for her son versus adult shauna's nonchalantly saying why didn't callie have sex WITH A FUCKING GROWN ASS MAN PREDATOR to nullify the evidence... the wilderness really did a number on her huh

thank fuck some maternal instincts kicked in during the pornstache interrogation

day 8349 of pornstache saracusa not being dead or tortured. its honestly upsetting

nat staring at van during the milf avengers line up bc nat's just shocked to see van in the flesh ever since these two childhood bestfriends lost contact postrescue.

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Uwuwu hello it’s been a while hope you are staying safe!! Can I get some general fluffy headcanons for Kenshin and Ieyasu with MC? Thank ya😘😘

Howdy again! I’ve been staying pretty safe and thank you for requesting this cuz this is good fluffiness writing time to take my mind off of work and other stressy things rn ^.^/. Hope u like it!

Kenshin:

-It is law that MC has to hold his hand in public places to both make sure MC is safe in arm’s length and cuz he just rlly wants to hold hands.

-If MC had fabric scraps they’d work together to design little outfits for the bunnies to keep them warm in the winter.

-Literally ANYTHING MC does is 100% golden talent in his eyes. MC could literally make burnt tree bark and he would absolutely love it just because MC made it, not even recognizing how bad MC’s creations are. If anybody else disagrees, they will be tried for treason, no exceptions.

-Every activity he does feels 200 x brighter with MC. Noticed that sake alone doesn’t taste as good as it does when with MC, so he loves evening times when they can just chill on the porch with sake to unwind and cuddle while talking about their day. MC doesn’t even need to drink, the mere presence of MC makes everything so much better.

-If he’s being extra tough and grumpy on the training recruits, Sasuke will sneak to MC and tell her to come to the training grounds. Immediately he’ll smile (recruits are blessed and shocked at the sight) and let the recruits take a break so he can spend time w/ MC.

-Can tell if anything is wrong w/ MC like it’s a sixth sense. Will immediately be on a mission to take care of anything he can for MC. Slight little shiver twitch? Immediately blanket time! Slight downcast gaze? Hug and questions to soothe MC instantly. His main goal in life since falling for MC has been to support and keep her safe and loved and he will do everything in his power to just that.

-Big spoon all the way. Sleepy time cuddles involve him enveloping MC to keep her warm and to know she’s safe in his arms in these unpredictable times.

 Ieyasu

-Also handholding boi. Will bashfully make the excuse that its so MC doesn’t trip but we all know the reason why.

-MC is one of the only humans alive to see the sight of Ieyasu laughing. Will usually be bc MC said something dumb/meme-worthy, made a funny face, or is already laughing really hard. His laugh is the one with the closed eyes with lil “pfft” giggles and smile with a lil bashful fist over his mouth. Blessed sight

-Sometimes has a slight smile at random times when just thinking about MC. If any of the warlords ask/tease him about why he’s smiling, he will deny ever having a smile.

-Likes to tease MC and call her playfully mean nicknames like “Dork” or “Dope” just to poke lighthearted fun but if someone else calls MC names or insults her he gonna have fighting words. MC is still 100% his angel. If MC takes his name-calling literally and feels hurt, he will be kicking himself for days.

-Will treasure anything MC gives him. A little rock with googly eyes? He’ll be going into battle with that in his pocket. Literally will keep anything that reminds him of MC and keep them safely stored to both keep them safe so he can take them out to reminisce from time to time and to keep others from finding out and teasing him.

-He has strong maternal instincts in his gut. MC is starting to get sick? Throw that sucker in bed and give her some soup. CANNOT stand by if MC is doing something that could injure herself in any possible way, getting antsy and trying to convince her not to be a dummy and lightly scold her if she does it anyway and gets hurt, but it’s just cuz he doesn’t want MC to get hurt again.

-90% likes to be the bigger spoon to feel MC safe in his arms but if he’s having a rough day and having flashbacks to his past, he will become a calm warm bundle in MC’s arms if she envelops him in her embrace, finally feeling like he’s safe and protected

-Internally has a cute-o-meter that makes him fanboy and gush over MC doing literally anything, and when that meter gets to overload, restraint will break and internal will become external and MC will be in his arms in 1.2 seconds.