#and whoretimer

[hamsamwich23]

I cannot with this game/pos/silly

[phantom-of-the-ruckus]

Holiday Trade!!

Special thanks to my bestie @official-crucified-mortimer for trading with me! I had so much fun drawing this part of the trade and I hope you like the end results :3

P.S: I also created a watermark for my digital stuff!!

Please do not repost or claim my art as yours. Comments, likes, and reblogs are appreciated.

TW: for Swords and a puppet man with the swag!!

Hope you like it, dude!

I'll dm the unwatermarked version <3

[teardropzih]

I just need a big man, with a big belly, and big hands.

OKAY?

[darknerdygonzo]

drinking #coffee in the #Hubcity this fine morning, #altenative #lazyblissfulsaturdays #whyisthisimportant? #selfindulgence #whoretime #newbrunswicknj #theyard https://www.instagram.com/p/B0bOHyUlUK5/?igshid=1tjkw9az067u0

[bread-lady]

Whoretimer is going in the wood chipper right here right now

I guess I'm not the only one who wants to burn Mortimer for literally taking over Riley's dog just to emotionally manipulate her...free Rosco the good boy

[hamsamwich23]

Whoretimer

[hamsamwich23]

Would Sans and Whoretimer get along? Considering they're both technically judges(atleast what I remember)

Maybe. Probably would start out as respectful acquaintances. Mortimer/"Judgment" was literally modified to be the perfect justice system, but Sans...what's his deal how does he have these powers what the fuck

[sarilolla]

Do it

He deserves the fame

I keep trying to surpress the urge to Photoshop whoretimer on the Cover of vogue-

DO IT

Do it

it would be hilarious

[hamsamwich23]

Favorite piece of Unreality Mortimer fanart so far/POS/nm

This artwork was made by my funky friend @cozmickidzz !!!!!

(tw for full image having, s wear word)

He's so much cooler than canon fr

[hamsamwich23]

Chaos and canon Mortimer slander at its finest: (Feat my Unreality au Mortimer)

Tw below for murder/violence and some mature humor

@dreamland-creations @sarilolla @yourlocalnicknackkinnie

HEHEEHEEE

For context we hate canon Mortimer and Unreality au Mortimer is technically Whoretimer

(he is sex repulsed but enjoys wearing outfits that others deem as "slutty" that's the joke)

(do not tag this as something sexual/kinky I'll cry/neg)

[hamsamwich23]

Help

I have the urge to make Unreality Mortimer non binary and use all pronouns and him come out to everyone like:

"Attention everyone I have decided that gender is irrelevant. You may call me by whatever you feel like calling me"

Then walk away

Without any explanation

Kdkdkdkkdkd

Canon Mortimer is a little bitch and apparently Unreality Mortimer somehow became a gender envy among me and friends HELP

[hamsamwich23]

The random ass question about unreality au you asked for but nobody needed is here! /j

What would unreality mortimer, aka whoretimer, do if he meet Canon mortimer?

And since I think I already know the answer, how would he kill him exactly?

You are correct, he would definitely fucking kill the asshole, If not kill he would certainly beat him up. They'd absolutely fuckin hate each other because they're completely different

And for that, welllllllll

The way the judgment process works is, there is equal karma to whatever the person has done, good or bad.

Good people usually benefit the most from good karma

Bad people suffer from bad karma

It will be equal to what the person has done

And since canon Mortimer put his "kids" through absolute hell, as he says so himself....

Well, I'll let you have figure out what would happen to canon :]

[letternetpress-and-co]

Whoretime by Bridget L Sullivan

[hello-puppets-confessions]

I keep trying to surpress the urge to Photoshop whoretimer on the Cover of vogue-

DO IT

Do it

it would be hilarious

[hamsamwich23]

oh no..WHORETIMER!!

oops i spilled blood all over your fictional man. yeah theyre calling him babygirl now. pathetic little meow meow. sorry

[aroaceweirdos101]

I would love to interact with whoretimer /nf

Maybe even pet em!

Guys what if I made a role play/ask blog for the Unreality au characters that people could interact with....