#and we dont have anything else caffinated around

[actualaster]

Wow redbull zero is fucking disgusting

Is that why the store keeps shipping it into our bags for free

Are they trying to just get rid of it

This shit is VILE wow

[gardeningintrests]

food 1a)

All around the galactic province on the eastern side of the galaxy, there was a rumour going around

"have you heard? the infamous 'deathworlders' are going to arrive in a few cycles! "

"i heard they dont have any fur! they only have skin warping up their bare muscles!"

"i heard they use high grade weapons for their daily life!"

"the rumour has it that they will eat anything within its sight when hungry"

"i heard they have hair on their heads and no where else!"

of course, some of the rumours were stupid and exagerated. but in face, a crew of humans is indeed coming its way to the galactic eastern province to attend a universal meeting about their diets and if any food from the death world (also known as Terran) can be edible by any other species.

onced the news of the rumans sudden arrival at the international space station, half of the Kaaldan species were gathering outside of the space station to satisfy their curiousity of the looks of the Terrans (humans)

"ugh, what a nuisance" captain jack said while preparing to depart onto a unfailiar land and looking outside with a window thats tainted so that outsiders cant see inside.

"well we just gotta ignore it." "yeah we have no other choice do we?"

a few of the crew said and sighed. They want to qucikly get the goody goody greeting and information insertion and then finalize their existence so that they can go places without getting scorned or gazed at with curiosity and hostility.

but they have a klong way to go, so they need to start step by step.

"welp, lets get going. the longer we stay the more people are coming here"

"can we even call them people?"

"dont be rude, Francis. We are going to be with them for the rest of our lives."

"im so resigning"

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The crew of humans finally with the help of their hooded uniforms and masks and sunglasses, non of their face was recorded or taken a picture of. It was tiring to run from bystanders who are trying their horrible best to look at them.

they reached the meeting place.

Upon entering eveyong stood and welcomed them. in the meeting room, there was a huge round table, inside is no other than floating computer windows, statistics, notes and a system checker(like settings but more advanced)

they sat at the north of the round table (that makes them the star of the meeting)

they started as soonn as the humans took off their helmets and masks that hid of their face. and eveyone present were either wowed, shocked, scared or a mix of the said emotions.

Captain Jack Introduced himself, and eveyone is shcoked at his face. There was a huge scar, from his chin up to his forehead. Everyone present knows scars arent a good thing to talk about in any setient species.

they started with food, the basics.

once they all filled the humans screen with information of what is dangerous poison and what is edible foods around the galaxy. they provided them with the chemicals inside of the foods so that they can understand why theyre so dangerous.

afterall, humans are very curious creatures. so providing them with information would be a good idea to satisfy them.

Every species in the current seatings were proud of themsevles because they found humans a bit cute (somewhat like their young)

however.

the humans looked confused.

everyone soon tried to understand why, is it because the information is too complex for them to understand? perhaps a translation error? or perhaps they dont understand as they are not scientist?

then suddenly, one of the humans spoke : "uhmm, pardon my rudeness but is it alright for me to speak my mind?"

"of course human. "

"why is caffine not allowed?"

everyone stood in shock, and the remaining humans immediately pulled their friend down and whispered something to them. and the human seemed to relaized his mistake and apologized frantically.

"IM SO SORRY I WASNT AT MY RIGHT MIND JUST NOW, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THE CHEMICAL FORMULAS SO MUCH I FORGOT MY APOLOGIES!!"

the human shouted his apology so loud that some species had a hard time in reciving it.

the aliens were all curious but too scared to ask, until a kaaldan asked the thing everyone is thinking about .

"why do you think caffine is allowed? if im correct, caffine is a high poison. It is usually used for execution and maybe poisoning of the leaders."

eveyone noded or responded in some way that is fit to their way of agreeing.

"im terribly sorry about my comrade has said, and to answer your question just now captain Huieosyen. Because in our planet, humans sometimes need to keep themselves awake for a longer time and in order to do that, we drink a beverag called coffee....

after long hours of explaning cafine and other things that cannot be eaten however edible in some way.

all of them were shocked at the humans discovery of baking and a usage of fire. They wouldve expected them like half of them, using fire to engage in combat and defend or hunt, to find the humans not really fit into their expectations of violence.

'well its better this way, they are adorable beings and i rather them not join battles'

after a while, the humans started to talk about the dinning etiquette, courses, disserts and how they are served or how they are made. They also put up pictures and videos of the crew making the food themselves.

the aliens were... upheaveled. what? humans put bacteria on food to make it more delicious?? is this really a thing? humans like any other sentient species is that outside bacteria is not good for the body and they put it on food. the one thing they eat.

and then because of this the humans stayed another few hours explaning and giving out information for each food that basiclly exist.

"thank you so much for your cooperation, Humans. And we are terribly sorry for taking your time away."

"no no its alright, its for the safety of not only us humans but also the species out there."

and with that, the humans returned to the international space station and by the time they arrive, it was already 2 in the morning. what a long day.

a few months later, the whole article about human food is published onto the galactic net and everyone was caught off guard by the weirdness of the humans.

and soon, cook books and tv shows are suddenly on air, showing diffrent species of aliens what they can and cannot eat.

makes us wonder what would happen if they knew humans used fire for other things as well.

[im-just-having-fun-karen]

🍀Coffee Date

Hey everybody im new to this so if you have any tips or advice please tell me!

Izuku Midoriya x reader

Reader: gender neutral

Warnings: mentions of coffee and space themed café

Genre: fluff

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Y/N PoV

"Hey Y/N! Listen i was thinking maybe we could go out to the coffee place down the road from UA if you wanted? N-not that you have too or anything i was just hoping and-"

"Id love too, does saturday work?"

"S-sure!"

And thats how i got stuck in this situation of trying to pick wich outfit was better, pastel sweater and skirt or big hoodie and torn jeans.

"Hmmmm, oh i know!"

I said with a smile as i put on the sweater and the torn jeans. I fixed my hair into a bun and left to coffee place, i think it was called Caffinated star town or something else space themed.

(time skip because i dont know how to write you walking to the café)

"H-hey Y/N!" izu said as i got closer to Star Town as the coffee place was called

"Hey Izu!"

We walked in and once we ordered our drinks, i got the (your favorite drink but space themed) and Izu got a Frozen Star (vanilla coffee with small bits of icecream in it and tasteless coloring so it looks like space). I began to look around and noticed that the roof looked like an open galaxy with lots of stars, the walls were a soft purple with white fairy lights and small space themed decore like star plushies and small LED plants, the floor was pitch black and in the center was a moon and a few stars around it.

"Wow, this place is so cool Izu! Thanks for inviting me here!" i laughed near the end of saying that.

Izuku PoV

I swear theres stars in their eyes, they're adorable.

"Its really no problem Y/N! Im happy you said yes to going with me!"

I laughed, i really am happy they came with me to here.

"But i..i need to talk to you about something"

I stutterd and my face felt like fire, i was blushing so much.

"Hmm? What is it Izu-Mido?"

Oh my they used that nickname from when we were kids, i still remember the day they game it to me...

3rd person

"Hey Katsu, hey Izu!" Y/N smiled and laughed as they ran to Izuku and Kacchan.

"Hey Y/N! Wanna come build a sancastle with me and kacchan?" young Izuku smiled as he asked and smiled wider at Y/N's response

"Of course i do silly!"

They played in that sandbox for hours until Y/N had to leave with their guardian.

"Aww why do you have to go so soon Y/N? Cant we play for a bit longer?" young Izuku pouted and whimpered at his best friend leaving

"Yeah!! Cmon Y/N cant we play longer!?" young Katsuki whined and growled not wanting his friend gone so soon

"Im sorry young katsuki, young izuku, but i promise Y/N will be back tomorrow to play more. We have to go home and have dinner and im sure you both will soon also." Y/N's guardian said to the young boys who so badly wanted to keep playing with their friend, they tried to brighten up and said they're good byes as their own mothers called for them.

"Bye bye Y/N ill see you later!" young Izuku shouted as he ran to his mom, he always was a mommas boy.

"Psh bye Y/N, ill be back though and you better be here tomorrow when i am!" young Katsuki shouted as he turned and ran to his mom, he was scoulded for his behavour and Mitsuki apologized before leaving with her son.

"I promise Katsu! Bye bye Izu-mido!"...

Izuku PoV

I blushed and smiled at the thought, i must have been out for a bit because Y/N's waving their hand in my face

"Izuku? Izu!"

"Huh!? Oh sorry Y/N i spaced out for a bit."

They laughed and smiled at my pun

"So what was it you wanted to tell me anyway?"

I blushed and my face suddenly felt hot but i took a deep breath and sighed

"W-well i wanted to ask you if you...-if you-"

I gulped and closed my eyes

"Iwantedtoknowifyouwantedtobemypartner!ilikeyoualotand-"

"Woah woah woah! Calm down Izu! I couldnt understand a word you said!"

I took a deep breath and looked at the table

"...i-i like you alot and i have since we were kids an-and i was wondering i-if maybe you and me c-ould b-b-be p-partners?"

"Like romantic?"

I nodded my head, they looked deep in thought.

"......*sigh* sure, i like you alot too izu"

I snapped my eyes wide onto them and looked stunned before asking if they meant it

"R-really?!"

"Yes really. I love you Izu."

My face felt like it was burning

"I-i-i love you too!!"

I was blushing so hard, they were staring into my eyes and i in theirs. Slowly leaning foward we kissed, i closed my eyes and reached out to their face

(idk how to write kissing aight??)

After a few minutes we stopped and just stared at each other

"So, wanna head back to mine watch some hulu?"

"...sure"

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Done! Hope you all liked it! I tried to make it a bit longer like a normal fic but please tell me any tips you have or if i did something wrong or could have done it better and how! Thats all thank you for reading and i hope you have a lovely day! - Author-san