#and vauthry/innocence for the pure fkn shock factor lmfao

[echthr0s]

okay fine top 5 ff14 bosses

these aren't in any order except the order in which I remembered they existed, and my only criterion for being "top" is that I'm thirsty for them so that automatically makes them Good also not counting dungeon bosses bc there's already too many hot pieces of monster ass to choose from without counting those too

HADES

this should make sense to you bc I said Barthandelus was hot. but also he has a few forms and they're all sick

BAHAMUT PRIME

once again, to be expected, my crush on Bahamut persists across multiple FF games

ZODIARK

duh.

OZMA

ok I lied about the criterion, I don't think Ozma is hot but I just think this is a cool ass boss. it's just Orb

also one of its attacks is called "Singularity" soooo #themes

HEPHAISTOS

ok. best for last. bc of course you've got this

mm yes. very good. but! BUT! then there's also THIS

so I rest my fucking case