#and u said Something that had the vibe of the 'same hat' meme

[transgenderdragons]

in my dream last night you and i were neighbors and my friend snail sent you a handwritten note via carrier hawk through your bedroom window that basically just said all your names and there was a printed out image of a random muscle guy on the back and we were able to watch you receive it and when you read it you got really happy (you knew snail) but it took you a really long time to notice the image on the back and we were entertained. god bless

ASKSKDKDK thats so BEAUTIFUL. i would hang that letter on my wall forever and im obsessed with the casual usage of a wholeass carrier hawk. this is a large bird of prey his claws are deadly sharp and im using him to send my neighbor a letter with a chad on it

[kirby-the-gorb]

reply roundup!

thank you to the patrons! fleurdelis, lukeperiodsun, @heraldinthedark, hadbabits, kellie, natascha, kirbx14, and @technophage!

also kirby’s [pride preparations] seemed to be pretty popular!

it’s a long one this time!

on [road trip]:

@littlemousejelly said: oh the universal Displaced Smol Feeling. doesn't matter how tall you are you look at a menu like this. doesn't matter how old you are being on a roadtrip means you feel like you're nowhere and everywhere and that's OKAY

@thebreakfastgod said: in 8th grade i went on a roadtrip in the week long break for Thanksgiving. on Thursday we were driving home but didnt make it back until Friday, so that Thursday we had Thanksgiving at McDonalds somewhere out in Kansas. we had actual thanksgiving the next day with my brother. this drawing is so cute n it reminded me of this :)

@nikuknight said: so cute!! and yeah this experience is universal I think ^^ relatable

@indigowallbreaker said: this was me last Sunday, what a feeling

@sortofabetaiguess said: this is probably what i’m gonna be like. actually if my queue works this is probably what i /am/ like. #not twilight

oh I didn’t expect to get road trip stories out of this post but it’s wonderful that I did, I’m glad so many of you can relate XD (also I had to keep the “#not twilight” tag because there’s just something delightful about my kirby making it to a twilight blog.)

on [sandwiches]:

@salted15 said: ohmygoodness !!!!! them hamds !!!!! they full !!!!!!! blessed

@orion-flux said: TWO GRILLED CHEEZUMS!?

two of them!!! (also I love that two different people tagged the same friend in this drawing, that’s so cute :’> )

on [mirror]:

@littlemousejelly​ said: OH CUTE, I THINK THEY BOTH LOOK NICE! i'm Love mirror kirmby very much they are as much shaped as a friemd as right side gorb kirby

oh he is definitely equally friend shaped! he’s just not quite as round lol

@macro-microcosm​ said: the duality of man

man vs self

on [game night]:

@lavendarjevil said: girls night

pedicures! talkin about boys! pillow fight!

@poltergeist-draws-probably​ said: me and the besties on a tuesday afternoon

heck yeah dude that is exactly the vibe I was going for

@littlemousejelly​ said: oh this is precious oh my godddd LOOK AT THE LIL KIRBOS WATCHING AS GREENBY DOES THE VIDDY GAME FOCUSING SO HARD AND DOING A REALLY BIG WIN, PINKBY IS JUST HAPPY TO BE THERE! blueby is asleep shhh... GRAYBY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT GREENBY IS DOING BUT THEY'RE IN AWE CUTE CUTE CUTE

using the color names like that is so cute :0 I just love the excitement in these tags it feels so nice ;u;

@toastycharmander​ said: 🥺 imma be honest i wish i could sit with friends and watch them play video games like this, just seems so nice. i’d probably end up as the blue kirby at some point tho

man, same. someday we will all get to sit with our friends again and/or make good friends to sit with.

on [incognito]:

@gingersducksandbubbles​ said: the brows remind me of the cinnamon toast crunch meme. either way, adorable until proven innocent and even then still adorable. yes im aware of what the last tag says. its the law duh

the crime he was wanted for was being adorable! there is no escaping that! (also I don’t think I’d seen that meme before, drawing angry eyebrows on things is just almost always funny huh)

on [hat]:

@dragonsandmollusks​ said: baseball hats or whatever this type of hat is called are way too hard to draw

ugh, they really are. especially in lineless art! (altho the person who said they’re putting this one in the art ref folder is funny XD )

on [small]:

@littlemousejelly​ said: OH TEENY!!!!! HELLO YOU ARE VERY SMALL!! OR VERY FAR AWAY!! OR BOTH!! I LOVE YOU!!!! littol teeny kirby are you cold?? are you rubbing your lil hands together because you have a chill?? WAIT I ZOOMED IN AND YOU ARE POUTING! AHHHHHH CUTIE I KISS YOUR LIL PIMK HEAD AND PATPAT! i hope you feel better soon!!!

a true journey :’>

@gingersducksandbubbles​ said: hi kirbo! why you so far away? did he have a snack? i see that lil cheek curve. he holding his hands or arm nubs so cute like an innocent lil guy so cute. is he innocent tho? not gonna get into tjat discourse cuz the end result is that he's always adorable!! Thank you kirby!

I like this interpretation too! just trying to play innocent after stealing a snack. :>

there was a lot on [pride prep]:

@lammiies said: Kirby supports Gay Pride! 🏳️‍🌈

@macro-microcosm said: BEST MOST SUPPORTIVE BOI happy pride 🌈

@rainbowmilk1996 said: Kirby is a good lad. That, and he probably likes all the colors

@neurokinetics said: my sweet gay child

you are all correct! kirby is gay, kirby supports gays (and the whole lgbtqia+ community! all of us!), and kirby thinks all the pretty pride flag colors are very neat. :>

@drummajor-isyourbandready said: this is the only pride post I'll reblog probably. look at this fella

ohh a high honor! thank you :> (although of course if you find other stuff also worth sharing that’s a good thing too!)

@kiwi-lynx said: Ok, I’m obsessed with your drawings THEY ARE JUST SO CUTE 🥰🏳️‍🌈

@pizza-equals-poetry said: op this is beautiful

awwh thank you both so much!

also @your-local-neighbourhood-kat tagged me in this [very cursed image] by a deactivated blog which, thanks I hate it XD

[mattskeebah]

PLEASE READ

I know how much y’all hate “your fave is problematic” posts...but it’s necessary.

Summary: Matt Skiba, singer of the band Alkaline Trio and member of Blink-182, has nazi tattoos, is a fan of nazi bands, made tasteless nazi related paintings, is best friends with Boyd Rice, and in fact, owns nazi insignia. Matt claims to be a feminist but likes countless scantily clad pics of young models and sex workers and follows actual porn actresses on IG. Also, he never distanced himself from Asia Argento and still sells t-shirts with her face on them in his webstore. Matt supports the police and the military and he has a weird gun fetish. He attacked fans who criticized his behavior and his problematic associations.

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WHY I STOPPED BEING A FAN OF MATT SKIBA

He supports the police as an instutition, specifically Chicago PD. He made a post on Instagram in favor of CPD which ofc received backlash from fans but he ignored the negative comments and brushed it off as “there are bad people in every profession” and then he deleted the post. Thanks to a Tumblr user who screencapped it: [x] please notice the tiny blue (lives matters) heart. Also, here are some “cute” pics of him wearing police-related stuff [x] [x] and check out this post of him “repping” new CPD merch on his car [x] (he disabled the comments).

He supports the military, which might be because his parents served in the Vietnam war, but that doesn’t make it less shitty. Examples for his military-support can be found all over his Instagram. [x] [x] [x] [x] [x] and so on... and in this post he’s delighted that a soldier in Afghanistan is wearing an Alkaline Trio patch. [x]

He’s close friends with Asia Argento / or had possible romantic relationship with her and he still sells t-shirts with her face on them in his merch shop. For those of you who don’t know her, she was one of the leaders of the #metoo movement but then it was revealed that she herself had sex with an intoxicated 17-year-old (!) and her bf Anthony Bourdain gave the boy money so he would keep his mouth shut about the incident, ((later Bourdain committed suicide))

Story of a fan who gave Matt a letter criticizing him for being friends with Argento, and the same night he posted a picture of her on IG (I think it was this post)… which seems like a subtle F*CK YOU at the person who gave him the letter. (he can’t take criticism, can he?)

His IG activity is .. something else. Matt’s major interests are motorbikes, cars, and young, attractive, half-naked models and strippers. One of his recent likes (nudity and bruises cw) [x] [x] [x] [x]….that one is an actual porn actress he follows and thirsts over: (more nudity cw) [x] he commented ‘cool butt momma. miss you xoxo’ [x] [x] (liked)…and my “personal fave” a picture with a sex worker [x] he deleted the picture ofc

HE LOVES GUNS (+said that he would use them) he has quite a big gun collection: SIG SAUERs, a Morning Star, many knifes, a shotgun, a Desert Eagle gun, a samurai sword, a faux snakeskin baton, and more stuff I can’t remember, he posted his collection on November 5th 2018 on IG, but unfortunately I didn’t take a screenshot!! but he posted them individually on IG. [x] [x] [x] [x] etc. and a recently deleted pic at the shooting range [x] ……also this pic exists.. edgelord (tw gun to the head).

In the comments of the same post (I swear on my life it’s real, you have to trust me) a user commented that he’s a Trump supporter but he would still defend Matt, even if he’s “politically left”. Matt’s answer: “I would defend you too, my man!”. o k a y. then Matt said he identifies as “quite a bit left” o K AY. MATT. Just so btw. the user also had a name including “88″ ( is a code phrase commonly used in fascist circles for “Heil Hitler”) or he just meant the year 88. but I saw some racist “memes” on his IG too.

Matt has a weird obsession with WW2. He literally watched a holocaust docu on HIS FUCKING BDAY (or at least he posted about it) and he said he collects WW2 books. Theoretically, nothing wrong with being interested in history, but in the context of everything… bad vibes……….

He really loves Nordic/Scandinavian-related stuff, like jewelry of the Hammer of Thor etc and he even uses MS runes for his merch. Runes are popular among occultists but they also have a really problematic history concerning WW2 and the nazis. Considering one of his most favorite bands Death in June mentions runes in their lyrics and they are a REALLY REALLY questionable band flirting with nazi imagery and being openly affiliated with fascist and far-right satanists, I have every right to question Matt’s intentions.

He literally has a crutch cross tattoo on his chest (which was used as the symbol of Austro-Fascism, and is also the logo of the neo folk - nazi band Blood Axis) PHOTO 1, PHOTO 2 and an EDELWEISS tattoo [x], which is the national flower of Austria and is considered a magical flower in occult circles. Nothing wrong with having a flower tattoo but it was used a lot in the context of nationalsocialism and “traditional values”. To add, it was also used as a symbol of the 1st Mountain division “Gebirgsjäger” in WW2 (Hitler’s elite formation of the Wehrmacht who were involved in large scale war crimes). 

Matt OWNS NAZI INSIGNIA. He is wearing a WW2 Edelweiss patch in this pic [x] and here [x] combined with a crutch cross patch (Alk3 used an iron cross backdrop at their concerts 2014ish and a crutch cross symbol on their guitar picks btw.)

He owns several Death In June patches, their merch [x] [x] [x] [x] etc. and other patches and buttons featuring nazi-related symbols. [DIJ WIKI]. He is also friends with their singer. Matt’s a huge DIJ fan, attended their concerts [x] and Douglas P. reads the intro of the Alkaline Trio song “I Found Away”. DIJ uses fascist symbols and “aesthetics” for the band, including an SS Totenkopf logo.

Matt painted the same logo and exhibited it at an art show [x]

HE LITERALLY DID PAINTINGS REFERENCING DOLLFUSS AND MUSSOLINI and another piece of “art” called “surf nazis” [x] what the actual f   u    c  k .. and here he is with his painting of Mickey Mouse as Hitler [x]

HE IS BEST FRIENDS with Boyd Rice, (here’s a picture of them holding Wolfsangels, a nazi symbol) they are REALLY CLOSE. According to Rice’s IG they meet every week and hang out and Rice considers Matt “family”… the entire Boyd Rice shit can be read in this post (important please read). Matt even attacked fans that were calling him out and called them stupid.

The first liked video on his Youtube channel is a video about neo-nazi biker gangs in Germany....... [x]

He is friends with Kat von D, she did a few of his tattoos and she appeared in the Alk3 video “Help Me”.

He collabed with Jeffree Star on a violent song [x]

He was at an art show of a friend who used nazi symbols (!)

posts like these [x] [x]

In this interview [x] he’s pretty much romanticizing that people got stabbed back then at concerts and that there was a big skinhead scene (he wasn’t “stoked” about the violence happening BUT “the energy surrounding” was “very ATTRACTIVE” to him. Make of that what you will.)

When he was a sophomore in HS (and on acid) he beat up a classmate who threw a U.S. flag on the floor. [x]

Matt made a racist remark a few years ago about Chinese people [x] and according to him //or he’s joking// he has a tattoo on his dick that says “welcome to Jamaica” which can be interpreted as racist.

Many of the movies he praises blatantly depict violence against women, like Blue Velvet, Funny Games, A Clockwork Orange (it has almost 3 rape scenes in the first 15 minutes), lyrics like “Radio” can be seen as misogynist, he literally wishes that his ex-GF (/or someone’s ex-gf) should take a bath with a radio and get electrocuted.

A person on IG commented that his ex-girlfriend accused him of domestic violence, I have no proof for that but he deleted the comments ofc and then a few days later he donated money to a women’s shelter in LA… which seems like he’s trying to avoid a shitstorm…

He compared L.A. women to zoo animals in this interview [x].

He cheated on his ex-gf(s) which I think should go on this list too.

Matt used to be a member of the Church of Satan, just leaving this here. you can argue if it’s good or bad but there seems to be a connection between satanists and neo-nazis .. sadly.

He listed the song* “Los Angeles” by X among his faves in this interview [x] (*edit: Someone has reached out to me and explained that the song was not racist, antisemitic or anything but from the *perspective* of a racist. However, we don't know Matt's reason for liking the song and considering his WW2 fetish, it's sketchy that he would consider the song as one of his favorites. Maybe he likes it because the song openly says things out loud under the veil of "sarcasm" that would be criticized under different circumstances. See also: [Oscar Wild was right.] Matt still listened to the band in 2014 and was at a concert of them [x], even months after their singer spew right-wing conspiracy theories concerning (school) shootings.

THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF HIM WITH A CHARLES MANSON DOLL AND A SW*STIKA. He still had the doll in other pictures [x] [x].

This picture I found on a fansite. It’s supposed to be Matt as a child.. where does that even come from and why is he wearing a military hat with something that vaguely looks like an eagle (?)

I can’t be the only one who noticed that but Matt had a vaguely ~nazi haircut thoughout the years and even some sort of nazi / white power aesthetic~ going on, even fans recognized it as such [x] [x] [x] and in the context of him hanging out with Boyd Rice like this in this picture [x] it’s safe to say he was EXACTLY GOING FOR THAT LOOK.

When he was in Germany during the Blink-182 tour 2017 he proudly posed at a famous Third Reich location in the Alps. Yk. nothing wrong with visiting historical locations but in the context of everything mentioned in this post. IT LOOKS REALLY BAD.

…probably more.. this man is a walking disaster

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In this post I listed a lot, there are probably some things you would consider “minor” because they happened years ago but I thought I’d mention them anyway. Also, I’m not saying he has those beliefs but he definitely doesn’t distance himself from nazi(-sympathizing) scum like Boyd Rice and keeps being BFFs with him. And what’s up with the problematic tattoos and WWII insignia? I can’t be the only one who thinks this is not okay!!!

Thanks for reading.

[leondaltons]

either mali/tayla or giselle/oliver (or both idk, u choose), for the dating hcs meme 🥰

askajsa I did BOTH because I have no self-control lol

where they first met and how

well, funnily enough both met at school (Mali & Tayla at the Academy and Giselle & Oliver at the Institute) when they were paired in a group project!

how long their ‘flirting’ phase was before feelings got involved

Tayla started flirting with Mali quite a while before they actually got together, she wanted to make sure Mali knew she liked her but was also giving her time to come to terms with her feelings

For Oliver and Giselle is a little more complicated lol. I think that before they started their thing they never directly flirted, you know? Maybe there was a passing comment or a joke with a bigger connotation behind it, but direct flirting with Oliver personality AND Giselle engaged? nope hahaha

who fell for who first ( if applicable )

For Mali and Tayla, Tayla was the first one to fall no doubt here. But in Giselle & Oliver I think it was more or less at the same time!!

where their first date was and what it was like

Tayla took Mali to a museum and to get some coffee after it!!! It was actually super cool and chill, Tayla wanted for Mali to be comfortable and not to feel too pressured

When they started to officially date I think Oliver took Giselle to this really fancy restaurant but I think it was probably a little awkward; however once they left the restaurant and he walks/drives her home and she invites him in for some coffee things relax a little more, so it’s a good end of the night

who asks who out and how ( with a sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? )

Tayla lol, but with a simple ‘do you want to go out on a date with me?’

with Oliver and Giselle it’s kind of given they are kind of going to go out jashajsa, like they have said ‘i love you already’ and gone through a lot so it’s like kind in there that they should go on a proper date. I’m thinking Giselle probably hints it to Oliver to ask her tho ahahha

who proposes first

This gets better explained in another question but Tayla and Oliver

if they keep / kept their relationship secret or let everyone know right away

Mali and Tayla keep their relationship a secret until Mali feels more comfortable with everything

Giselle and Oliver need their relationship to be a secret jashajksahsa at least the first time. Once they are official without nothing in the middle they keep it in secret for a little until the drama of the wedding passes lol

where the proposal happens and how ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at a disney park? )

Tayla kind of brings the topic of conversation with Mali some weeks/months before the proposal, so she knows what Tayla is going to do. But it’s very intimate in their apartment during a fancy dinner Tayla cooked

For Oliver and Giselle i’m thinking they are having a lazy day in a lake similar to the one they used to go back in the Institute and he asks her there, it’s simple but full of meaning

if they adopt any pets together

Tayla is a loser for dogs so I think she talks Mali into adopting one!!! Giselle is a cat lady and i’m sure she and Oliver adopt at least two cats ♥

who’s more dominant

Mali

And then for Giselle and Oliver I think it’s both of them depending the mood

where their first kiss was and what it was like

For Mali and Tayla it was probably in an empty classroom or in one of their dorms. Tayla was saying that if she knew telling Mali how she felts was going to ruin their friendship she would just shut up because it’s obvious that despite given her time to think Mali wants nothing to do with this and that she understands but Mali interrupts her and kisses her

For Giselle and Oliver they are at the lake back in the Institute! She kind of dared him to go skinny-dipping into the water and once they are inside they are splashing each other and having water war but somehow he ends with his arms around her and their faces too close and he asks Giselle if he can kiss her and she just takes him from the nape and kisses him!

if they have any matching couples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? )

Tayla gets her and Mali matching sweaters for christmas non ironically ajshajsha, she looks so excited and with puppy eyes that Mali can’t say no hahaha

And nothing for Oliver and Giselle

how into pda they are

Tayla enjoys pda but knows how Mali is, so she respect her a lot in that aspect and keeps it to a minimum

and then I think Giselle and Oliver aren’t much into it. I think the sense of decorum and property is something that Giselle can’t stop having even after resigning to her royal title, and Oliver is a little grumpy to showing too much in public lol

who holds the umbrella when it rains

Mali, Tayla is too tiny ajsajksa

Oliver

where their usual ‘date spot’ is ( if applicable )

Tayla and Mali hang out a lot in the library!

Giselle and Oliver usually go to this lake in the Institute grounds so no one can bother them or the music room

who’s more protective

mmmm I think that for Mali and Tayla is a tie, Mali is really protective of those she loves and Tayla is protective about everyone ajsajska

For Giselle and Oliver is hard, but I will go with Giselle because Oliver has a hard time exteriorizing everything lol

how long it is before they sleep together ( can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ )

Mali and Tayla shared the bed a few times like even before they started dating but it takes them a while once they date until their first time

For Giselle and Oliver I say it takes them some weeks, maybe a month, until they sleep together after they first kiss

if they argue about anything

Mali and Tayla have exchange of opinions multiple times but their first big fight is when Tayla founds about Mali true intentions

Oliver and Giselle tend to have small discussions about a lot of stuff but not big arguments. Again, their first big one is the night before Giselle’s wedding

who leaves more marks ( lipstick, hickeys, scratchmarks etc. )

Mali

And Giselle, I think she really enjoys marking Oliver…..

who steals whose clothes and how often

Tayla

Giselle

how they cuddle ( spooning? facing each other? )

Tayla and Mali facing each other

For Giselle and Oliver it takes a while for him to get comfortable with it, then at first they start spooning and after a while they start facing each other, and now they rotate hahahah

what their favourite nonsexual activity is

For Mali and Tayla I would going out for a walk around the city

Giselle really loves when Oliver tries to teach her how to play the piano, or even just sitting there watching him play 

how long they stay mad at each other

Tayla can’t stay mad for too long UNLESS the situation was bad enough lol but given the circumstances Mali can stay mad for some days (it’s hard for Tayla to do something that upsets Mali that much tho)

In Giselle’s case she can stay angry for a while if the situation deserves it but I don’t think Oliver can stay mad for too long

what their usual coffee / tea orders are

Tayla loves sweet things and Giselle loves black tea with some lemon and one sugar spoon

if they ever have any children together

I think it takes a while for Mali to warm up to the idea of children but Tayla always wanted kids so I think years after they are together they end up adopting at least one kid

Giselle also always wanted to have kids but I think in this case it’s more of an accident, but i’m thinking that after the first they have, at least, one more

if they have any special pet names for each other

Tayla likes calling Mali ‘babe’ or ‘honey’ ajshasa

and Giselle calls Oliver ‘Oli’ and ‘babe’

if they ever split up and / or get back together

When Tayla learns what Mali is doing at the Academy (and Mali informs who Tayla father is) Tayla really needs some space to process everything, it’s not an official break up but they don’t really talk or anything for like two weeks

Giselle and Oliver kind of break up before Giselle’s wedding lasjaksa I mean, he keeps telling her she has to go with it, she leaves angry and hurt, so I would say it’s a break up lol

what their shared living space is like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? )

Mali and Tayla’s it’s messy, not with dirty things but I would say a lot of stuff in every available surface and mismatched things because Tayla really likes colorful things but I don’t think that’s really Mali’s vibes lol

Giselle and Oliver’s place is so aesthetically pleasing!!! Light colors and big open spaces with a lot of windows and natural light! a neutral mix of vintage and modern furniture which works so well and usually always in order

what their first christmas / hanukkah / etc as a couple was like

Tayla invites Mali to celebrate Christmas at her house! Her mum cooks and bakes everything! and chances are that Tayla aunts, uncles and grandparents come too! Tayla forces Mali into a Santa hat and it’s actually super fun and warm

For Giselle and Oliver I would say is weird, this is Giselle's first new year without her family (despite them being terrible parents it was her family) so it’s probably just the two of them. I say they probably order some fancy takeout but Giselle insists on cooking the dessert. When the clock strikes twelve they go out for a walk joining hands and not letting go not even once. When Giselle drops some small tears, Oliver cleans them and kisses her forehead. It’s small, weird, new and intimate but it feels like promises and new beginnings.

what their names are in each other’s phones

Tayla has Mali as ‘Mali 💕’ and once they start officially dating Giselle has Oliver as ‘Oli’

if they have any ‘couple traditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? )

Every Saturday morning Mali and Tayla go into the city and get breakfast in their favorite food place!

Once they are out of the Institute Giselle and Oliver stay at one of the others' homes (or their shared house…) and try to cook something and watch a movie while eating. They take turns every Friday and the cooking usually goes from “wow so good!” to “this is impossible to eat both because you can chew it and tastes extremely bad”

who falls asleep first and who wakes up first

Mali falls asleep and wakes up first

Giselle falls asleep first but Oliver wakes up before her

who’s the big spoon / little spoon

Mali little spoon and Tayla big spoon

Oliver big spoon and Giselle little spoon

who hogs the bathroom

For Tayla and Mali I think Tayla but only because it takes her a while to have her hair ready

And then I think that Giselle

who kills the spiders / takes them outside

Tayla takes the spider outside

Oliver kills the spider lol