#and trying to match it with the others 💀
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DOCTOR WHO 1.11 ✧ boom town
the gang's all here 🌌🔥
#doctor who#jack harkness#captain jack harkness#mickey smith#rose tyler#ninth doctor#dwedit#dwgif#tvedit#&.mine#tv: doctor who#the way that i was s t r u g g l i n g for my life coloring that first gif#and trying to match it with the others 💀#its still meh but close enough i guess#also these four are sooooo cute#i love them#we should've gotten more of them 🥺#and they all look banging in this ep#10/10 styling for all of them
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free will is drawing ur two favorite characters together and making them gay
#akekita content in this economy? it's more likely than you think#this is like for the three ppl that ship them (me tumblr user haliai and atlus)#also which boyliker at atlus designed yusuke's phantom outfit like WHY is he dressed like a gay hooker 💀💀💀💀#the skintight spandex bodysuit designed to show off the slutty waist?? the exposed cleavage?? the cunty little fox tail?? bro 😭#my hand was shaking while i was drawing the second img it felt so IMMODEST 😭😭😭😭😭#i wish atlus confirmed which highschool akechi went to bc i love the hc that he attends kosei#his tie matches hifumi's ribbon so i think they're trying to tell us smt (im delusional)#ANYWAY akechi and yusuke would match each other's freak lowkey like they're both hardcore yappers that weird everyone else tf out#akechi would find solidarity in the fact that yusuke doesn't shut up abt whatever he's interested in#also also the fact that akechi is a mirror version of him bc they're victims of the same situation#both being exploited and utilized as tools after their mothers death#by the man they called father in exchange for validation or a false sense of place#but ultimately yusuke was saved by phantom thieves while akechi refused any pity and slowly succumbed to fate of his own making#really makes you look at atlus and think whats going on in their buttery smooth brains for not including other character interactions#aside from the social links with joker. the wasted dynamic potential between some of the characters is insane 😭#persona 5#p5#yusuke kitagawa#kitagawa yusuke#goro akechi#akechi goro#akekita#bro me when i stay up until three am drawing persona instead of finishing my lab (i’m beyond cooked 💀💀)#i think i need to switch college majors i can’t keep doing this#lotus draws
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i can’t be the only one who rly does not like furina’s design😭
#not as bad as nahida (that’s a low bar💀) but … idk… she looks so average#i think she just looks rly basic?? like the hair the dress etc there’s nothing that stands out other then the colour scheme of blue and#white and the crown on her head#which is rly boring#i wish they could have more stranger looking outfits and hair styles and accessories#to rly emphasise the gap between archons and others#ningguang’s design has more personality then furina and she’s a 4 star😭#also her being the hydro archon.. highkey wanted something prettier😭#1000% not an archon worthy design imo#venti and zhongli’s designs fit so beautifully w their archon concepts#i love ei’s design too it can be soft and gentle but she also has a terrifying and strong presence#itd be perfect if they didn’t try to sexualise the kimono#but it has Personality yknow she is giving godhood lol#furina is absolutely not 😭#i think it’s the shorts … why are they so short… it’s so ugly and plain….#the hair looks ugly to me but i think i would like it more if her outfit matched the vibe of her hair?#like her hair is very elegant but her outfit is just so casual and plain…#especially from the front#so it makes her head look freaking giant while she has a tiny body#she looks kinda disproportionate#genshin archons be so disappointing these days😭#but ppl always seem to love them ????#she rly does just look like any other girl#like you could slap her in any gacha game regardless of the concept and it could work because it’s just that basic of a design😭
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they dont let you add videos to reblogs but this is a spiritual sequel to this post cause like Do You See What I Mean. what do i need high noon for.
#overwatch#overwatch 2#cassidy#potgs#i LITERALLY JUST decided to try and get my cass numbers up and vjervkealkvjea#also dont let this clip deceive you i was terribly mid this match but we won so i was good enough#also grateful taht the only good cassidy skin is the helsing one cassidy im so sorry bby but your other skins are not for me#i like his mountain man skin tho .... i dont have it 💀#most of his other skins just dont feel like its cassidy ... i like cassidy i want his skins to feel like cassidy playing dress up ...#they change his face too much i fear. mountain's good tho cause it truly does feel like cole was left outside for too long#like. WAY too long QVJAELRKJAELKV i love it ... wish i got it when i could have#ok im playing more bye
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democracy is good actually
okay if you were to pit every modern-era Doctor against each other in a fight. no holds barred. they can fight as dirty as they like. physically or mentally. just full on duking it out. who do you think would win. this is not a "who is your favorite" poll it's a "who would beat the shit out of the others most effectively" poll
#idc what anyone says#eccleston destroys. every time.#bro would walk into that room a cart full of wooden logs#“what's that for”#“your funeral pyres” and just pull out a bat and smash them into fucking applesauce#eleven would be down first i think.#oh sureeeee he's all angry and scary sometimes but the scary part about him is his ability to make OTHERS into soldiers#he's not doing ANYTHING on his own 😭😭😭#ten would immediately not understand the assignment and try to reason with everyone#good for him ig. but he's dead now bc eccleston Does Not Give A Shit#13 would get a bit further if only because she's the least annoying and eccleston actually feels a little bad about taking her out#and she's faster than the others i bet#12 and 14 would be standing off in the sidelines refusing to participate like the moody old men they are#then they'd. yknow. die#WAIT#HOLD ON I JUST REREAD THE POST... I AM ONLY NOW REALIZING THAT THIS IS NOT A DEATH MATCH#WHERE DID I GET THAT IDEA 💀💀💀#I'm not rewriting this fuck you#seriously though wth#💀💀💀💀💀💀#<<< the skulls of 10 11 12 13 14 and 15 after 9 brutally murders all of them because he misread the invitation
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AN MY SAVIOR I LOVE YOU
#where was this luck 2 days ago#Ive been waiting for this moment since this was announced 💀#Can we just appreciate An giving us her peace sign#WE STAN AN SHIRAISHI ALL HAIL OUR QUEEN#This is the only song other than Tell Your World I’ve APed on master???#I’m so stupid why do I do these things to myself#I APed TYW on a ranked match first try because I somehow avoided the chart until then that is literally the only reason#pjsk#prsk#project sekai colorful stage#hatsune miku: colorful stage#pjsekai#jpsekai#prsekai#project sekai
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she talks, he talks | max verstappen
pairing: max verstappen x reader
summary: max verstappen loves to talk, you love to talk. match made in heaven.
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yourusername: skiing with cha except he eats shit every five minutes
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user1: YN AND CHARLES CONTENT
user2: WE CHEERED!!
charles_leclerc: NOT every five minutes
yourusername: 🤨
charles_leclerc: like every ten minutes…
user3: i really needed some yn and charles content after that HORRIBLE triple header
user4: i need yn and charles content 24/7
user5: is this his girlfriend?
user6: ew no
user7: yn and charles have been friend since childhood. his gfs name is alexandra!!
user8: did you guys see those paparazzi pictures?? they were so funny
user9: LMAOOO YEAH yn talking her ass off while charles was just 🧍 staring dead at the camera
user10: he looked like he was trying to communicate for help with his eyes
user11: charles loves himself some yappers
alexandrasaintmleux: thank you for sending me that five minute compilation of charles eating shit
yourusername: anything for you my love <33
charles_leclerc: can you guys stop bonding over my hurt
alexandrasaintmleux: no!
carlossainz55: please send me that video
georgerussell63: me as well!!
alex_albon: me too!
maxverstappen1: ooo me too!!
landonorris: please send that video my way
oscarpiastri: me too!
lewishamilton: i would like to see that video!
charles_leclerc: you’re all sick.
user12: wait now i need that video
user13: PLS POST IT YN PLS
user14: yn and charles going on vacation alone while he has a gf is so…weird
user15: not really?
user16: his like his sister bro 💀 you’re making it weird
user17: alex is clearly ok with it so why is it weird??
user18: i’m pretty sure they were with other friends
user19: and even if they weren’t that would be okay!! because they are grown ups who can do whatever they please
user20: you know who would be great friends??
user21: max and yn
user20: you literally READ my mind
user21: it would be literally the 2 yappers against the world
user23: you guys are geniuses
user24: i can’t believe with all the races yns been to she hasn’t met max 😔
user25: they obviously know OF every other, they just havent met face to face  
user26: one photo pls just one photo of max maxplaining and yn ynplaining pls
— yn ln has posted new pictures!
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yourusername: leo and his favorite aunt + his favorite max (>ᴗ•)
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user27: OMG THEYRE FRIENDS NOW
user28: yappper mets yapper
user29: charles’s two yappers are friends
user30: his two worlds are colliding
user20: i made this happen guys
user31: no bc they definitely saw that comment and were like “yep! we’re friends now!”
charles_leclerc: you’re his only aunt
yourusername: your point?
charles_leclerc: of course you’re his favorite aunt, you have no competition
yourusername: yeah…i still don’t understand where you’re going with this
maxverstappen1: yeah charles, be more clear with your words
yourusername: he realllyyy needs to know how to communicate better 🙄
maxverstappen1: HONESTLY!! it’s soo annoying when he won’t just spit something out
yourusername: you are SO right max
user32: oh yeah, this is a good combination
user33: the yappers are yapping
user34: they just became friends and they’re already ganging up on charles 😭
user35: do you guys think she’ll go to hungary?
user36: UGH I HOPE SHE DOES
user37: okay guys listen…the last 3 gps were ASS for charles right???? and the last race yn was at was…. MONACO and who won that?? YEAH CHARLES. she’s the good look charm.
user38: you’ve literally solved the problem
user39: @/yourusername we NEED you in that garage pls yn. i can handle another horrible ferrari weekend
alex_albon: pet play date when?
yourusername: max says leo isn’t allowed to have play dates with other animals until he has a play date with jimmy snd sassy first…
alex_albon: gosh he is so possessive 🙄
maxverstappen1: sassy and jimmy need to be leo’s #1 friend. if he meets other animals then THEY WONT BE HIS #1 FRIEND. is that so hard to understand?
yourusername: makes perfect sense to me 🤷♀️
maxverstappen1: thank you!
charles_leclerc: you guys are aware that he’s MY dog, right?
yourusername: for now 😏
charles_leclerc: WHAT
user40: you guys are saying friends…but i smell relationship
user41: smell? you SMELL?
user42: oh that’s not…
user43: can yall just LET PEOPLE BE FRIENDS
user44: people just don’t believe in the power of friendship anymore
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maxverstappenupdates: yn and max caught yapping to others and EACHOTHER at the hungary grand prix today!
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user47: fork found in kitchen
user48: clap if your surprised
user49: dead silence
user50: this is actually so cute
user51: RIGHTT?? like he talks, she listens, she talks, he listens
user52: does anyone want to role play yn and max with me
user53: ?
user54: i’ll be yn
user53: great! i’ll be max
user54: ??
user55: the first race with yn and max being friends and they’re already like this 🤞
user56: i need her in the redbull garage next
user57: it think that would cause charles to explode
user58: i’m gonna say what everyone is too scared to say…they would be a cute couple
user59: DONT LET THEM SILENCE YOU
user60: man be QUIET
user61: y’all see the opposite sex interact and don’t know how to act
user62: they’re both so expressive when they talk and it makes they’re conversations so much better
user63: i was there and i overhead part of their conversation…tell me why they were talking about which one of them could outrun a f1 car
user64: my bet is on yn
user65: nah i don’t think so, max is an athlete
user66: yeah but he’s also the type to fall on his ass 3 seconds into the run
user67: BUT SO IS YN
user68: they are literally made for each other
user69: they make it so hard to just believe there friends
user70: THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACHOTHER!!!
user71: FRIENDS DO NOT LOOK AT EACHOTHER THAT WAY
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yourusername: skiing with someone who won’t wipe out every 10 minutes is great! (๑˃ᴗ˂) and thank you to the random person who took that amazing picture for us! <3
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charles_leclerc: on your mind 24/7 🙄🙄
yourusername: the image of you tumbling down the mountain and taking at least 20 people with you will NEVER leave my mind
charles_leclerc: IT WAS WEEKS AGO
yourusername: I BET THE PEOPLE YOU TOOK DOWN WITH YOU STILL REMEMBER
charles_leclerc: LEAVE ME ALONE
landonorris: i’m a much better skier then that guy 😒
maxverstappen1: please tell me where she asked
landonorris: just sayinggg
user72: jealous max?
user73: IM THE ONE WHO TOOK THE PHOTO!!
user74: omg how was it??
user73: SOO CUTE!! they made a snowman and made like 20 different snow angels 😭
user74: OMG THATS SO THEM
user75: does this not look like soft launching to you?
user76: they make it so hard to keep saying their just friends…
user77: what type of friends take vacations alone together
user78: charles and yn…
user77: oh you got me there
georgerussell63: those are awesome glasses
maxverstappen1: i just threw them away
georgerussell63: why would you do that?
maxverstappen1: i tend to do the opposite of whatever you say is great
georgerussell63: okay rude.
user78: those glasses are fire 🔥
user79: why are they lighting up? and where did he get them??
user80: that first picture is absolutely gorgeous
user81: this is literally soft launching, why is nobody freaking out?
user82: what about this is soft launching? its literally just them hanging out
user83: oh to be hanging out with max making snow angels with him
user84: they would be so cute together
user85: this is a date and nobody can convince me otherwise
user86: OH BROTHERRR
— max verstappen has posted new photos!
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maxverstappen1: launching us straight into the moon 🚀
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user87: yapper and yapper together my dreams have come true
maxverstappen1: @/yourusername
yourusername: you get me 💕
user89: what did i fucking say. i want EVERYONE who told me i was crazy for saying they were together to APOLOGIZE.
user90: i’m sorry, truly
user91: yeah thats my bad, sorry!
user92: my bad 😬
user93: i still think theorizing about someone’s relationship is weird but okay!
user94: i’m sorry…
user95: y’all really had me out here defending your “friendship” 😕
user96: RIGHT! i feel so embarrassed
user97: truly a defining moment for me
user98: i really wanted a man x woman FREINDship to shove into people’s faces
user99: you always have yn and charles!
user98: it’s just not the same :(
user100: but they are really cute together
user101: yeah..they are
charles_leclerc: finally! she has someone else to talk too other then me…
yourusername: hey! i have other friends 😠
charles_leclerc: name 3
charles_leclerc: WHO ARENT RELATED TO ME OR WHO ARENT ON THE GRID
yourusername; okay frick you??
maxverstappen1: it’s okay liefde, i’ll listen to you talk forever
yourusername; thank you maxie 💕
charles_leclerc: barf
user102: does he mean soft launching??
user103: LMAOO I THINK HE DOES
user104: happy for you! (i wish that was me soo bad)
user105: i’m soooo normal about this
user106: charles two yappers have officially gotten together…i definitely saw this coming
user107: i knew it!!!
user108: yn posting cute little friendship pictures and max just full force announces their relationship
user109: ugh i love him
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notes: summer school is officially over! i can now spend the rest of my summer writing ( ̄▽ ̄)
thank you for reading!! hope you enjoyed :)
#max verstappen social media au#max verstappen smau#max verstappen x y/n#max verstappen fluff#max verstappen x you#max verstappen fic#max verstappen imagine#max verstappen fanfic#max verstappen x reader#max verstappen#f1 x reader#f1 fanfic#f1 imagine#f1 fic#f1 x y/n#f1 x you#f1 x female reader#f1 social media au#f1 fluff#f1#formula one x you#formula one x reader#formula one x y/n
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HEADCANNONS OF HAZBIN HOTEL CREW WITH CATNAP! READER
Prompt: you are a resident in the hotel who makes sure people sleep. No one gets out of your grasp of not sleeping.
Warning: you aren’t an experiment, you died to og catnap’s smoke as you coughed going to hell. Also this might be long based on how your reading speed is.
I headcannon you to always walk around at night around the hotel making sure the hotel cast sleeps as you don’t sleep much either.
“I ensure you my friend I don’t need-" immediately Alastor passes out on the ground as the red smoke exit your mouth as you soullessly stare at the powerful man’s body with your creepy smile.
You don’t give a fuck- you are quite ruthless when putting someone to sleep. You had a smug teeth smile as you dragged Alastor by his leg to his room.
Angel was hiding in the hallway scared as red smoke covers the halls. “Shit…” he says as he eyes your tall figure walkby around the other side of the hall as your red smoke exiting your mouth follows
He was absolutely fucked. Angel tried to turn to run only to bump into purple fur as he holds himself at your chest. He blushes seeing your smug smile down at him.
Before he could protest the red smoke hits his face as your wrap your tail around his waist. How did you get so damn quick beside him?! You put him on your shoulder as you walked to his room to lay him down.
No one knows…..
Now when it’s morning time, you aren’t out as usual. Only at night time as you are use to being up at night helping other sleep. It’s part of your purpose and role as you even have a moon 🌙 pendent on your collar.
Hell, Angel is the most closest to you because he has rough times sleeping after working. He wouldn’t tell you what he does but all you know. He is physically and mentally tired from his job as you hold him in your soft arm as you let out red smoke from your mouth.
Your fur smelling like vanilla and lavender helps him sleep as he cuddles into your soft purple fur as you watch tv with a bored expression. Your ear twitches as Angel snores loudly.
Your red smoke is the only smoke he likes that is red.
Charlie found you at her door of the hotel and questioned you to why you wanted to work here. And what did you say.
“I want to help people sleep…” you said with a raspy deep voice as you smirked at Charlie who seemed a little unsure at your smirk as it seemed full of confidence and sinster. But she liked your determination as she hired you.
Of course I headcannon catnap’s fur and so as yours to smell like lavender to match the soft smell of sleeping to help residents sleep better than they ever have.
I also headcannon you have claws that can be retract like a cat. You usually use your claws/nail to cut something for the crew, or to protect from demons or sinner trying to harm the hazbin hotel.
CREW HEADCANNONS!
I headcannon husk walking to you grumbling drunk as he drops on your body without you even needing to use your smoke on him. Honestly you patted him as you both were cats. You both purr in each other presences. Angel and Charlie recorded the moment to save for their whole life.
I headcannon after Lucifer moved in the hotel. He was definitely scared if you because of your endless wide ass gaping smile. But after you actually showed you can stop smiling like that. He stopped having nightmares of you🦆. Poor little duck man had to hold his covers hearing your big ass steps around the halls.
I headcannon Angel and you sometimes compete trying to see who’s chest fluff is most fluffy.
…and you won💀
Literally what did he think when a 8ft tall cat creature who can make you pass out and hallucinate things have much more softer fur than him.
I headcannon Nifty one time tried to make you take a bath, but dead ass you blow the smoke in her face as she face planted on your paw. You laid her on the couch as you walked upstairs to go to bed on your own.
I headcannon that Charlie sometimes tries to make you sleep with the other residents rather than you forcing others to sleep. It didn’t work out well as you stilled stayed up to knock people out.
Lucifer one time tried to talk to you…but he couldn’t get the hang of you being 8ft tall…it actually intimidated the king of hell himself as he gulps staring up at you. He forced you to get down low like a cat to face him as he pets you.
You purred of course with your usual grin making Lucifer blush as he rubs his face in your fur with a star gazed expression. Literally star in his eyes as he actually fells relaxed by the smell of lavender. 
Alastor hates you sometimes, but he loves how calm and quiet you are despite you knocking his ass flat like a bug getting hit with a fly swatter. But he appreciates how you care for people’s health and sleep schedule.
Pentious absolutely loves you as his egg boiz cuddle up to you if it’s winter. You smile your smug smile as you whistle at the eggs who seem happy to be by you as Pentious also snugs himself in your fur
I kinda imagine when most people see an 8ft tall ass purple cat with white pupils with full black eyes staring at them. They piss their pants running as the whole hazbin crew hugs you admiring how soft your fur is.
Vaggie once seen you use your red smoke on angel, and she was concerned as she literally whipped out her spear at you as you only stared confused with a raised brow. You pushed the spear out of your sight explaining that angel couldn’t sleep and asked you to help.
I can see that vaggie, Alastor, and Lucifer were the last ones to actually trust you before believing you have good intentions to helping people sleep.
The ones to immediately trust you was, Angel dust, a little bit of husk, Charlie immediately with nifty and Pentious behind her.
I headcannon you basically breathing out red smoke on accident once and knocking out the whole hotel cast as you sit there with your ears down ashamed
I image angel dust pulling out one of those cat lasers to tease you. But he didn’t know that husk and you would immediately meow and purr for the laser as both of your eyes dilated. Angel died laughing as he took a picture of you falling on your back trying to grab the laser.
I headcannon vaggie to train you to fight only for you to prove her wrong when she woke up gasping for air to find out you used your smoke on her. She woke 5 hours….yeah she never doubted you ever again
I image when watching a movie with the crew, some of them lean on you like pillow while some just use your tail like a blanket while you snore like an old grandpa.
I headcannon the overlords once had a meeting about you as one of them seen you and mistook you for a new scary overlord. But Lucifer being the silly man he is, showed them a photo of you cuddling up with him on the couch. “Nah, he’s just a big ol cuddly cat..” he says with a snake smile as the overlords look at him like “What..the fuck..”
#catnap!reader#catnap x reader#catnap#hazbin hotel x catnap! reader#crossover#hazbin#hazbin angel dust#hazbin charlie#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin lucifer#hazbin husk#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel x child reader#hazbin vaggie#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel headcanons#hazbin hotel lucifer x reader#hazbin hotel x male reader#hazbin hotel x platonic!reader#hazbin x you#hazbin hotel x female reader#hazbin hotel x gn reader#hazbin hotel charlie#poppy playtime#poppy playtime x reader#hazbin hotel imagine#hazbin hotel x you
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HI I NEED EVERYBODY TO LOOK AT THIS RN
Uhhh... What do you MEAN that I'm taking headcannons from other fanartists?
.... Sorry, you're right. @yourlocalabomination's "Taking whats not yours" - Jennybear post made me sooo normal. So uh........
COLLEGE!JENNYBEAR! BUT THEY ARE STUPID WITH BAGGY PANTS CAUSE. ITS THE 2000'S, and I was born in 2006 and all i remember wearing then was pink leggings and a sparkly shirt- as wal mart might have. you know you know.. AND I HAVE NO SENSE IN FASHION, BUT these radical, nerdy, edible taking sweethearts are special to me.
And you cant tell me that ted never put on a fake. Like... Personality to seem SOOOO much cooler than he actually was. He was impressing no-one from left to right. And looked like such a loser but Jenny always was like. "Oh, yeah. You looked SO cool Dwdw." and ted knows shes just joking around, but hes still like "ikr B)"
Anyways, jenny gets rollerskates, ted gets a skateboard, and they have matching piercings, and jenny has a necklace and she paints their nails, but ted totally pickes at it subconsciously, and jenny tried taking him rollerskating once, and he was good at it. But when he got older he totally forgot how, and if he tries skating, he'd look like a cool. And I think that's a good thing, cause jenny would love to see him fall and try again.
And I think about them alot............
#reblog#others art#BRO IM DRUNK AF IN A CLUB TOILET RN AND IM BEING TAGGED IN BEAUTIFUL ART WTF#AHHHHHHHHHHH#HELLO????#I LOVE THIS SM THANK YOU!!!#the isn’t the first time I have influenced someone’s Ted art but I’m outstaned everytime#MY STUPID SKATER TEDDY HC MADE ITS WAY INTO SOEMOENS ELSES ART WHAT THE FUCK??? Bro that occurred cos I love bestie boys 😭#ROLLER SKATER JENNY!!!! I personally HC that she worked at the old roller skate derby in seen in yellowjackets before it shut down#IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM TRUST ME#the matching piercings wtf 😭#(fun fact: I currently have 26 piercings) so the way I draw them they have 4 piercings (2 earlobes each side)#and I HC that they got them while drunk af. no reputable piercer that you should trust will pierce you more then 3 times in a session.#however a reputable piercer would not pierce 2 obviously pissed high schoolers#MY STUPIC HCS MADE ITS WAY INTO ANOTHER PEROSN ARR WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK#ALSO I DO INDEED HC THAT TED NEEDS GLASSES & WEARS CONTATCS BECAUSE HE THINKS GLASSES ARE LAME#he’s just like me fr fr (I don’t wear my glasses at home and only wear them when I’m going out but iv swagged them out with piercing chains)#I would say I’m normal but I would probs react the same way while sober#op I think I’m in love with you#fun fact: that one animatic had half a million views on tiktok rn 💀 I never expected it to escaped the Starkid fandom#I’m 100% going to cringe at these tags when I’m sober but I coudnt leave this acknowledged#how the fuck am I suppose to return to my friends in the dance floor bro 😭 I just wanna stare at this art#op if you notice that’s it’s taken me forever it reblog this please dw I’m drunk and trying to avoid spelling mistakes#I also know iv made multiple#edit: hello it’s sober Abomy here. I am indeed just as insane over this as I was last night.#I will in fact be staring at this artwork all day so thank you op ❤️#I also don’t rember typing half of those out 😭 there’s less spelling mistakes then I expected tho#ted spankoffski#jenny starkid#starkid
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⋆ ˚。⋆౨ৎ˚ Game Set Match
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♥ pairing: oscar piastri x olympic!tennisplayer!reader
♥ synopsis: with the help of carlos sainz and your brother carlos alcaraz, you were able to score a date with your favorite f1 driver
♥ smau - fc: women on pinterest - as always none of the pictures are mine <3
♥ warnings: swearing !!!
♥ a/n: here's some super late olympic fics
-July 28 2024-
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ynalcaraz photo dump
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user7 the f1 in the second pic is so real
carlitosalcarazz she’s obsessed with that one mclaren driver
carlossainz55 @/carlitosalcarazz LANDO?!
carlitosalcarazz no the other one
carlossainz55 oh oscar
user1 PLS 😭
user2 THE DIFFERENCE LMAO
user4 new carcar lore
user10 y/n is just like me fr fr
user3 carlos sainz and the alcaraz siblings being friends was not on my 2024 bingo card
user8 I <3 them
user11 the collab we in fact knew we needed
user12 not carlos casually telling the whole world that y/n has a crush on oscar
user6 the fact that we got an oscar p2 today too
user5 SO hyped to see the both of them at the olympics
uer13 same !!!
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f1gossip Oscar Piastri taking promotional pictures in Paris in time for the 2024 Olympics
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user1 y/n is shaking in her boots rn
user2 miss rabbit has fainted
user7 NAH HE SAW THE POSTS
user6 was he invited by a certain someone
ynalcaraz @/carlitosalcarazz YOU DIDN'T.
carlitosalcarazz I did
ynalcaraz blocked.
carlossainz55 I was expecting a thank you
ynalcaraz stop roping other carlos into this 😩
carlossainz55 you call me other carlos?
landonorris 🤣🫵
user3 ynoscar crumbs
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oscarpiastri thanks for inviting me @/carlitosalcarazz and congrats on yours and @/ynalcaraz’s gold 🥇
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ynalcaraz @/carlitosalcarazz i fucking knew it
ynalcaraz anyway thanks tho osc 🥰
user1 the nickname.
carlitosalcarazz great to see you again
landonorris me wondering where my invite was
oscarpiastri me wondering where I asked
user12 PLSS
user14 the girls are fighting
landonorris its all good fun
user7 my pookies met
user3 the second picture is going down in sports history tbh
user5 congrats to them !!!
user6 am I fucking crazy or did he get those roses for y/n
user11 you're crazy
user8 @/user11 NAH NAH let them cook
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oscarpiastri de nada
user6 I HATE ❌ TO SAY 🗣️ I TOLD YOU 🫵 SO
user2 AHHH
user4 the fact he got her flowers...
user3 just get married already
user10 I love them
user7 I'm so proud of her for winning gold today !!!
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mclaren life rn
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ynalcaraz why that picture of me 😕
mclaren sorry yn!!
ynalcaraz you’re forgiven admin 😚🫶
user1 THE FACT THAT LANDO AND OSCAR WERE FLIRTING WITH HER THE WHOLE VIDEO 💀
user2 it's mr steal your girl
user9 why was oscar actually so good tho
ynalcaraz he should sign up for aussie's team
user10 @/ynalcaraz I think he was trying to impress you
lilymhe golf next
ynalcaraz i second that
user8 @/mclaren admin were you the ballboy? 😭
mclaren I was and I'm proud
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ynalcaraz can someone tell @/carlossainz55 to stay out of my love life
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carlossainz55 I'm the one who got you the date ???
carlitosalcarazz I did all the heavy lifting
user1 c2 but not in the way you think
user7 @/user1 carlos got y/n in the charlos divorce
user3 I'd recognize those shorts anywhere lol
user4 bro made it SOOO obvious that it was him
user8 oscar we know its you open up
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ynalcaraz "thank you carlos" we all say in unison
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carlossainz55 you're welcome.
carlitosalcaraz it was about time
oscarpiastri I love you carino
ynalcaraz I love you too <3
lilymhe you and oscar too cute
ynalcaraz 🥹🫶
user3 thank you carlos
user1 thank you carlos
oscarpiastri thank you carlos 🫡
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end notes: hi loves <3 I know this was a short fic but I hope you still enjoyed it! I'll hopefully be releasing some longer ones soon but I've been pretty busy recently.
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Synastry Observations Pt.2
materialist🔖
DISCLAIMER: These are just my personal observations and are meant for entertainment purposes only; it may not resonate with everyone due to the nuances of astrology. Please respect my work and avoid copying or stealing it. Enjoy reading!! 🍊⭐️
🍊 Mars in the 12th house synastry has got to be one of the worst things 😭. It’s confusing and exhausting. The Mars person seems to harbour some sort of irrational animosity towards the house person in a very passive-aggressive way. The house person can sense this too, but they are unsure if they’re making it up or not. Also, it’s such a blockage; you could be really close to each other and know of each other, but the conversation WOULD TAKE AGES to start because neither the house person nor the Mars person wants to initiate conversation. It’s like there’s an invisible barrier between you guys 🥲
🍊 Venus in the 8th house/ in Scorpio’s first romantic relationship or situation always ends up hurting them. I’ve seen this countless times where their first experience with romance either ends in heartbreak, unrequited love, or just a missed opportunity. This heartbreak helps these individuals immensely transform, and they might prefer to isolate themselves from anything romance-related for a long period of time. Honestly I think this is a canon event for every Scorpio/8th house Venus that I’ve met, including me lmao and especially if there are Venus-Saturn hard aspects, dear lord, sending love to all my scorp/8th house placements fr🫶🏻🥲❤️🩹
🍊 Something I’ve observed with Libra placements, especially the moon, is that when they’re in a relationship, it becomes the focal point of their life. They might go as far as changing career paths to be closer to their partner, altering their style to match their partner’s preferences, or adjusting their personality to be more appealing to their partner (yes I’m sure most of us do this to some extent but it’s a bit excessive for these peeps😭). Their relationship becomes such a central part of their identity that if anything goes wrong, it can feel devastating for them. For instance, I have a friend who is a Libra moon, and she always refers to her partner as “my boyfriend” instead of his name, even though we all know him personally, like gurl come on he’s got a name haha😭
🍊 Moon in the 12th house synastry can equate to the house person opening up to the moon person or just feeling extremely vulnerable around them. They’d share things with the moon person that they dare not share with anyone else. This synastry could also mean staying up late in the night and throwing your sleep away just to talk to each other 🧿
🍊 12th house synastry could also have undertones of enemies-to-lovers (the lovers part only if you ever get together, that is) because there’s this energy where you don’t know why the other person acts hostile/passive-aggressive towards you, ignores you, or sends you mixed signals that makes you dislike them but at the same time, you can’t stop fantasizing/dreaming about them in all these romantic scenarios or them showing up in your dreams outta nowhere like??😭
🍊 7th/8th and even 10th (to some extent) house synastry could indicate that one of the two, either the house person or the planet person (mostly the house person), copies the other, be it mannerisms, clothes, slang, or even certain traits of the other’s personality 💀. It’s because they notice how much attention or admiration the planet person garners, so to obtain that same kind of attention and recognition the house person might try to emulate the planet person 🫤
🍊 7th house Mars synastry can be very annoying and tiresome (especially for the house person). The Mars person could be a bit too much for the house person. The Mars person could get very petty and passive-aggressive towards the house person for no reason (this could go vice versa too). Yes there is sexual attraction and y’all could motivate/support each other through stuff but at the same time it’s draining asf, a big no no for me when it comes to synastry 🥲
🍊 Moon square Saturn synastry can cause delays when it comes to emotional attachment between two people, but once these two finally connect, it’s ride or die typa relationship fr 🥺🫂
🍊 Moon/Mercury in the 1st/5th/9th house synastry is very exciting and fun-loving, with lots of playful teasing and bantering with each other 😋🥰
🍊Moon /Mercury in the 2nd/4th/8th/10th/12th house synastry makes both parties very sensitive to each other’s words because these houses reflect our self esteem/self worth, the deepest parts of ourselves, our core, our reputation etc. A little bit of critique can also be taken personally by either party. Even harmless jokes could be taken in the wrong way and arguments could occur (especially if there isn’t 3rd/5th/9th/11th house synastry or any easy aspects in the synastry chart)
🍊 When someone's planets fall in your 8th house, they intuitively sense your true and deep needs related to that planet. For example, if someone's Venus is in your 8th house, they will know how to love you in a way that makes you feel unconditionally loved and appreciated. If their Mercury is in your 8th house, they will understand how to communicate with you on a profound level, meeting your need for deep and meaningful conversation. If their Mars is in your 8th house, they will instinctively know how to meet your sexual needs and desires and please you in bed🖤❤️🔥
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job interview with aaron and as soon as you shake hands your apple watches shows the high heart rate alert (more in a cute crush way than a serious life threating way please💀)
You're not nervous, per se, but there's certainly something that's heating your face and twisting your stomach. You're in the FBI headquarters. You're about to interview for the most prestigious position you've ever laid eyes on, and if you get the job, you'll be set for life. All you're waiting on is your interviewer, and you feel the buzz of your watch on your wrist alerting you to the meeting in your calendar at the precise second that the door beside you opens.
"Y/N Y/L/N?" Your interviewer asks, and you're already halfway out of your seat before he can get your last name out of his mouth. You're impressed with and grateful for his punctuality, but when you turn to face him you discover you've got a whole other reason to be hot in the face.
He's hot in the face.
His eyes and hair are matching dark hues that makes his soft pink smile all the more delicate and tender. His shoulders are broad and tightly hugged by his neatly pressed suit, and the hand that he holds out to you is strong when you shake it.
"I'm Aaron Hotchner," He introduces himself, and you'd known that, but you're infinitely grateful to hear the words out of his own mouth. Anything to prolong the time you get to spend listening to his voice.
Another vibration comes from your watch, this time accompanied by an invasive chime. You rush to shut it off, positive that you'd put the device on silent, but you realize why it's bypassed your settings: it's a medical alert.
Your heart rate has spiked, and while it's not exactly heart-attack material, it's not resting either. Something about this encounter is sending you into a frenzy, and you're quite certain it's not the job interview.
"Sorry," You try playing the situation off with a good-natured laugh, but there's a similar watch resting on his wrist, and you're sure he's heard the alert-specific chime before, "I thought I set it to silent."
"Medical alerts always make a sound," His heavy brows furrow into compassionate concern, and he moves forward to set a hand on your shoulder to guide you forwards into his office, "Come, sit down. We'll prolong the interview for a few minutes until you're feeling better."
Another chime sounds barely seconds after his hand begins resting on your shoulder, and you know right then and there that if he's going to wait until your heart rate is back to normal, the interview won't ever start.
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humor was one thing that barton had been trying to implement more into his life as a coping mechanism. it was kind of like that saying, after all: 'if you don't laugh, you'll cry.' in addition, although barton himself didn't as a rule feel guilty about a lot of things he had done over the years... should the quite thorough banging he had inflicted on his own head only make him feel immensely tired, but not enough to allow him to sleep? barton imagined that he would probably be haunted by what he'd done to marty today in his own way. but they weren't even to the entrance of the warehouse yet so he supposed he shouldn't be worrying about that right now.
especially since a new and frankly much more important problem had soon reared its head to matilda. and this was shortly after barton got out of the car rather ungracefully while hanging onto the door to balance himself. she was just trying to be nice by offering jervis a hand. but he supposed even the kindest person would break at some point under all of the pressure that both of the mathises had been putting the other under. however, that didn't change the fact that the instant barton saw one of jervis's hatpins, he didn't even think before acting to try to defend his daughter. whatever strength the man had left was used to pull the knife out of his boot and proceed forward before saying, ❝ you son of a bitch. get your filthy hands off of my daughter, or i'll — ❞
matilda seemed to shut her father down with just one look, however, strangely enough. she had seemingly communicated to him even through her fear that she could handle this on her own. an inkling that jervis wouldn't make do on his threat was now lingering in the back of matilda's mind, so she shouldn't be afraid of jervis. but like a lot of people: death was not the kind of thing that she wanted to welcome with open arms. a bit of anger had began to mix in with the fear, actually, at this point because this man suddenly had the gall to think he could stand up to her; like a mouse challenging a snake. matilda listened to the other's words, but not because she wanted to.
ahh, so this was about how she grabbed jervis back there in the restaurant, huh? furrowing her brows was what she did next as she was still genuinely feeling fear. then, something changed the moment matilda saw jervis was rolling that pin between his fingers like he wasn't sure he could do it. which meant that that gut feeling she had about him might just turn out to be right. how boring. matilda remembered a concept barton taught her a long time ago, and that was to not aim a weapon at someone unless you are fully prepared to kill them. but jervis's heart seemed to be too soft to deliver the killing blow. slowly but surely, the fear in her eyes began to fade, replaced by a stoicism that was very hard to read.
but barton thought he could at least somewhat understand it from where he stood. she was disappointed, perhaps, that jervis didn't appear to be following through on his threat. he still stood at the ready just in case the other did attempt to do something to his beloved daughter. their relationship really did have tons of twists and turns to it, he thought, for moments like these were when barton felt like he'd been transported back to the man he was years ago. back before he'd introduced his kids to crime. matilda remained silent even as jervis let go of her wrist, before immediately turning around and gesturing for barton to take a seat like it never happened.
❝ hey, punaise d'amour (love-bug), are you okay? ❞ she seemed to stop gathering up materials for stitching up the gash momentarily at the nickname, a huff leaving matilda's nose. it wasn't long before she was abruptly wiping off all of the clots and blood that had gathered at the back of his head though. and barton's first reaction to that was to hiss, the feeling of nausea he'd been plagued with before becoming unbearable right at that second. matilda retrieved a nearby bucket almost as soon as barton started to dry heave. there was quite literally nothing in his stomach, though, so he didn't actually throw up.
❝ i'm fine, dad. to be honest with you, i do feel this slight want to slit jervis's throat, though. ❞ she didn't care whether the other heard this, so she just said it in her normal speaking voice. barton was able to stop his dry-heaving enough to talk to her next, and it was kind of surprising what he said, ❝ mm, trust me, i do too. but — and i'm not saying this to defend him — there are some things that i probably should've told you about regarding him. so i kind of feel partially responsible for this. ❞ matilda went back to cleaning his wound but a lot more gently now. she let out a soft scoff before her eyes darted off to look at the spot that jervis had disappeared into. ❝ how is any of this your fault? i have to admit, i did manhandle him back in the bistro. ❞
barton let out an uncertain hum at that before looking over in that corner as well, ❝ eh, i'll tell you later. i just really need to sleep right now, ❞ and that was one thing that matilda was going to gladly allow barton to do, so right after that, he was in the sofa bed they had in a side area. matilda was just about to get ready to start stitching up his gash (after shaving his hair in the area) when she spoke once more, ❝ so... do you think that if i offer jervis the futon, that he'll take it? or that he's still going to stay there for a while? ❞ silence permeated the air, and as a result, matilda took that as barton seriously wasn't kidding when he said he needed sleep. with a shrug, all she did from there was take his pulse to make sure he was indeed still alive and finish stitching up his wound.
of course, there was the question of whether barton had swelling in his brain as well. but matilda would need to find that portable scanner to diagnose him. a sigh slipped through her lips as she looked at her currently bruised wrist. yeah... even if it took her hours to find it, matilda was not asking jervis for help.
Maybe not on this side of the pond, Jervis might have responded, if he were feeling more sprightly or cheeky. He was no fool, however; even in London, straight arrows like Stephen were a rarity, especially in Scotland Yard. As it was, he was cringing at the prospect of Barton’s impending nausea, blinking away the feeling of his legs turning to water as the other man began to struggle into a sitting position. Still keeping an eye on the Mathises, Jervis then reached behind him to sling his bag back over his shoulder.
The sight of Matilda's nails derailed his thoughts; their immaculate manicure glistening subtly. God, if he ever saw anyone with uncut nails after this night, it would be far too soon…. His heart skipped a beat. Thin, gloved fingers coiled around the secret pin he had stashed in the lining of his hat's brim; the gleaming point flashing in front of Matilda's eyes, causing her to flinch in astonishment. His free hand folded around her outstretched wrist, twisting the delicate joints with a practiced precision that sent shivers up both of their arms. The uncomfortable torque elicited a faintly audible crick.
Not once did he shout or raise his voice. Instead, he spoke with an eerie sense of calm, as if he were simply making small talk about the weather. “Just so you know, dear, this isn’t personal. I appreciate the offer and your willingness to aid in our escape, but if you’ll permit me to grant one piece of friendly advice.” Still holding the pin aloft, Jervis stepped out of the car; drawing himself up to his full height, eyeing each artery and vein in the girl’s pale skin, each nerve cluster. “Posez à nouveau la main sur moi comme ça, et ce sera la dernière fois que vous l'utiliserez.”
The stale air was charged with something else now, something acrid. Apprehension? Caution? Jervis couldn’t name it. No longer had the patience or inclination to do so. He couldn't quite wrap his head around his real emotions right now, and no amount of poetic verses or literary quotes could help him make sense of it.
Self-preservation and survival instincts had won out, finally. Somehow, his hands remained steady; mismatched eyes boring into hers. Inwardly, he hoped the display would be enough. Jervis was well aware he’d wandered onto thin ice here, especially with Barton mere feet away. Enough blood had been needlessly shed tonight. He didn’t want to be the cause of anymore… but if he’d just forfeited his own life, too, to the Mathises for his actions, then so be it. His bad leg screamed, sending daggers of flame into his hip.
You never hear the bullet that kills you. The skin alone contains over five million nerve endings… but the brain itself doesn't feel pain because it has no pain receptors. At this point, it no longer mattered whether Batman or the cops found them. The ghost of Arkham no longer lurked in the back of his mind. As he rolled the pin between his fingers, he saw Matilda’s free hand facing him now, palm stretched outward in entreaty; a line between her brows.
God, he really didn’t want to do this…
Reluctance and no small amount of grief and self-loathing and disgust filled him as the fear in Matilda’s eyes turned his thoughts back to Alice, picturing her gray eyes and curly, red-gold hair shining in the sunlight. She was so young, not much older than Matilda. She’d had her whole life ahead of her… What would she think of him now, if she could see him like this? Jervis felt a pang of guilt, cold as ice water. He had always wanted to be a good father to her, to provide for her and protect her from the harsh realities of the world.
But now, as he stood in front of the Mathises, he couldn't help but be reminded of how he had failed Alice; that his actions had consequences. He had always been a dreamer, an idealist, a hopeless romantic; a man lost in his books, and his dreams ended up being too hard to defend. No price had been too steep, or so he had tried to convince himself, not when it came to Alice. He had sacrificed his reputation, his integrity, hurt people, manipulated them, and caused them pain... Marty and his partner were not the sole outliers. And for what?
To fulfill his foolish and laughably naive hopes for his daughter and her health and her future, his own selfish desires for a clear mind and unburdened conscience? (Stupid, stupid, stupid…) To blame others for his own demons and his inability to come to terms with what was actually happening to his child, the true gravity of the situation? (You fool!!! How could you be so blind??? You tried so desperately to protect her, but in the end, all you accomplished was smothering her!!! In the end, you lost it all again!!!)
… no. He had no one to assign the blame for everything but himself. Whatever came next was on his own head. Tears welled up in Jervis' eyes, but he quickly blinked them away. He let go of Matilda's wrist, lowered the pin, and silently slipped away into the shadows on the opposite side of the room.
#divingdownthehole#tw: blood.#tw: mentions of a head injury.#tw: medical procedures.#tw: emetophobia.#tw: mentions of murder.#tw: threats.#OOF... okay. well i kinddd of got a burst of inspiration for this one NGL but you totally don't have to match the length here-#if you don't want to and totally take your time with replying OFC! but that sentence when translated is honestly a bit chilling-#to think about and i'm not saying that just because jervis is usually one of the less violent rogues BUT because characters can-#can be unpredictable sometimes with that they do so he could've hurt her (':#but no i don't think your response was ooc at all like we were talking about in IM's!! it's honestly kind of understandable that-#he reacted this way in my perspective actually as i said since jervis is going through fight-or-flight mode rn as you mentioned and-#he's also PISSEDDD. which can make people lash out at others whether that is in a verbal or a physical way. but GAH#i'm not going to lie i honestly wouldn't blame jerv if he DIDN'T regret it as the mathises are sooo stressful to deal with at times.#okay more like 50% of the time SKSK but this just goes to show you that the man really is a good person deep down bc he not only-#stopped himself from hurting her but also is going to regret it as you said in the tags. but yeah no worries! i didn't think you were-#and/or are condoning his behavior here so don't worry (: it's all good! and it makes perfect sense 👍#but yeah uh. please forgive me for matilda being a little WACK in this reply with the whole 'jervis is beneath me' thing that i wrote-#in her perspective here because of course i don't think that way about your character. she just... Yeah she's got a superiority complex#that really comes out whenever people try to stand up to her if i'm being honest JSJSJ 💀#also barton calling matilda love-bug 😭 excuse me while i WEEP
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1610 miles would allow you to see in his sketchbook n’ also you would pose for him to help him in his sketches.
1610 miles swings you up on rooftops when you’re upset and he holds you too cheer you up.
1610 miles takes you to a abandoned place to graffiti each others name.
1610 miles doesn’t like getting up early in the morning when he’s laying in bed with you.
1610 miles gets really happy when he sees you in school.
1610 miles buys matching Jordan’s for the both of you (mostly red or yellow.).
1610 miles takes naps on ft with you after school taking screenshots while you sleep.
1610 miles uses silly nicknames like pook/stink/etc.
1610 miles remembers every lil detail about you and every thing you favorite.
1610 miles loves playing video games with you letting you win if your not good at the game.
1610 miles is really good with kids and sometimes gets baby fever.
1610 miles accidentally shocks you while he sneezes😭.
42 miles wears matching hello kitty pjs with you.
42 miles would admire you while your studying on a test.
42 miles when you get your period he will try his best to comfort you any way.
42 miles FaceTimes you when he first wakes up instead texting you😒.
42 miles 1v1s you in mw2 and actually shits on you.
42 haves your birth date on the back of his phone case.
42 miles sends you the most cringest stuff on TikTok and expects you to watch it all💀.
42 miles steals your bonnet then claims it as his.
42 miles gives you the side eye when you make corny dad jokes or something 😭.
42 miles being a flex and showing you off at school or on the game.
“ I gtg ima go hang out wit my girl “
“sorry I’m having lunch with my girl “
42 miles throws paper balls at you just in case your bored in math class.
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bed chem
a/n- based off bed chem by sabrina carpenter. also I want a bf bro 😔💔💔💔💔
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rachelzegler MY BEAUTIFUL BEST FRIEND
ynsmusic DID YOU FINALLY MEET TIMOTHEEEE
popyn i saw on the livestream that they were near each other while in line for the carpet, so I hope so !! she's been a fan for so long 🥺
ynsbeatbox you never ever miss
@ynupdates just tweeted- y/n seemingly liked and then unliked a post from a timothée chalamet fan account on tiktok!
@ynsblanket replied- DONT AIR OUT HER BUSINESS LIKE THAT 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@shawnxyn replied- it's okay girl we've all been there 😭
@saturdayyn replied- she's real asl tbh
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y/n i bet we'd have really good....
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rocketyn ARE THESE NEW SONG LYRICSSSS !?!?!
uptownyn she's too gorgeous bro omg
ynjoel new album!?!?!
windyn GOOD WHAT?!?!! WHATTTT DONT LEAVE US HANGINGGG
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tchalamet late post, being a co-chair was amazing. thank you thank you thank you.
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laurieslaurence YOU AND BILLIE DID AMAZING
timmysmanager PLSSS you're so cute
y/n awesome
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@y/n just tweeted- been watching little women a lot lately and im pissing my sister off cause I keep randomly yelling "JO WE'VE GOTTA HAVE IT OUT"
@tinydanceryn replied- the way i have that whole scene memorized
@y/n replied to @tinydanceryn- no girl same I HAVE LOVED YOU EVER SINCE I HAVE KNOWN YOU JO-
@laurieslaurence replied- REALLL
@cineyn replied- you give amy march soooo much
@chiyn replied to @yn- nah fr her songs have such amy vibes
@y/n just tweeted- patiently waiting for my laurie laurence
@sweetyn replied- mhmmmm we know girl. you're waiting for THEE laurie laurence
@staryn replied- IT'S NO USE JO
@littleyn replied- she thinks she's slick LMAOOO
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y/n you make me wanna make you fall in love
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ynscat she's rly active recently 😭😭WHO is she trying to impress lmaooo
bobyn are these lyrics or just a silly caption
y/n can't it be both?
bitchisback YOU'RE SO HOTTTT
ynsemo billie liked omg my pop princesses !!!!!
@timmyupdates just tweeted- Timothée seen with fans recently! He expressed how happy he was with the Met Gala, and said how he was able to meet some "really wonderful and beautiful people" thanks to it.
@boneslee replied- he looks soooo good 🫦🫦
@lauriesvest replied- ughhhh I wish the livestream stayed on longer! I got fomo 💔😔
@timmysgreeneyes replied- WHO DID HE MEETTTTT
@ynupdates just tweeted- Y/n has once again liked a post regarding Timothée. This time it was a video of him walking around LA, while paparazzi asked about his love life.
@shortnyn replied- "once again" is crazyyyy 💀💀
@lookingatyn replied- yall j loveeeeeee calling her out, huh 😭😭💀
@timoatreides replied- he looks really good there so I can't even blame her
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tchalamet just posted a story!
caption- Y/N !!!!!!!!!!
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y/n dream-came-trued it for ya
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amoreenayn oh. my. god.
laurieamy BRO WHAT IS GOING ONNNNN
tchalamet so sweet
satyn I BEG YOUR PARDON?!
popyn so random... but at the same time, it makes SO much sense.
@ynupdates just tweeted- y/n and Timothée Chalamet seen today at a mall in Indiana, sources say they were holding hands and seemed pretty close !
@eltonyn replied- very happy for them tbh, I think they suit eachother really well!
@rainyn replied to @eltonyn- I agree, I think they balance eachother out 🫶 they're a good match!
@kenzyn replied- guys let's remember that they only met a few months ago at the Met Gala !!!!! it's still extremelyyyyy early in their relationship/friendship/whatever this is.
@darlingyn replied to @kenzyn- I don't think they would share this much publicly if they weren't secure in their relationship
@tsgf replied to @darlingyn- or they're in the honeymoon phase
@dyltims replied to @tsgf- first of all, you're a weirdo. second of all, i think they're both mature enough to know what to share and what not to.
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tchalamet 📽 🛏 ⚗️ 🧪 📽
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viciousyn bed... science ?? bed... beaker ??? sleep science ? BRO WHAT 😭😭😭
ynslipgloss OMG THEY FILMED SMTH TOGETHEE IS IT A MV !!??!! FOR HER?!?!?!
pinkponyclub okay im invested now
timospaul if it is a mv HOW TF did they afford him 😭😭😭
lauriesvest he def did it as a favor for his gf 🤣🤣🤣🤣
confidentyn realll, it's not like he needs the extra cash anyway LMAO
y/n just posted a story!
caption- 😳😳😳 atticus actually likes somebody omg it's a miracle.
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tchalamet 🛏🛏🛏👅👅👅‼️‼️‼️‼️
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y/n where art thou?
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shortyn the emojis boy what the hell
tsgf ughhhhhhh
ynsbeatbox stfu hoe
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y/n yeah I know what that means
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y/n out of breath, got me scrolling like ooooo....
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timmysgf basic
y/n funny how he's laying next to ME rn huh?
oppositeyn ATEEEEEE
tchalamet mmmmm
tchalamet im obsessed !!!
tchalamet camaraderie
ynxtimmy i sure hope his comments will make sense soon 😭😭😭💀💀💀
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tchalamet tonight. 11pm 🛏
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ynsmagic FINALLYYYYYYYY
timmysgreeneyes the way this will change the trajectory of my life forever
florencepugh AHHHHHHHH
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y/n bed chem 😍🧪
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tchalamet i am such a gentleman to you.
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y/n ily baby forever 😍
pleasepleaseyn that's not what the song says...
ynsheadphones IM OBSESSED ITS SOXGOODDDD
timmylaurie there's no way he acts that way w you in private im sorry like what LMAOO
ynscat idk i believe it... lil timmy tim was a thing wasn't it
yndefensesquad DONT EMBARASS HER MOTHERFUCKERR
shortyn the way she's been teasing these lyrics for monthsssss she's wanted him from the get go 😭😭💀 real af
lauriesvest this is the sexiest timmys acted 🫦🫦🫦🫦 amazing thank you y/n
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{🥊} BOXER EREN HCS
boxer bf eren hcs 🥊😁
— good lord boxer!eren is so fine
— definitely the type of boyfriend to just have the full walking mentality of “i hate everyone but you.” and an “i will kill for you” mentality
— but even though boxer!eren is pretty aggressive to other people
— he is the softest boyfriend ever with you
— the same mouth that holds his mouth guard and grunts out profanities in his matches is the same mouth that kisses you softly on every inch of your skin
— his hands literally hold you as if you’re made of glass
— speaking of hands, minus how hot they are boxer!eren always has you wrap his hands before sparring, matches, and honestly whenever he needs you to.
— it became such a routine between you two, he’d just walk up to you, towering over you. looking down at you with begging eyes saying, “baby, hands please?” while holding one hand out to you with the other holding the wrap.
— he loves to have some aspect of you on his body other than his mind when doing the hobby he loves.
— before his matches, he looks forward to you pressing a kiss on his wrap, prior to the gloves, leaving a lipstick mark on the white cotton.
— before his match, he always taps his glove softly on his head as a signal for you to kiss his forehead.
— during the match, the only thing that ever gets him super riled up to where his movements are more aggressive and impactful is when his opponent says something about you, his pretty girlfriend standing near his team off to the side.
— “pretty, isn’t she?” he smirks cockily trying to hide his anger before absolutely decking his opponent. 💀
— you’d just watch off to the side curious on why his opponent was suddenly now knocked out on the floor.
— but once you take a look at his face, staring down at you with possessive eyes, you realize exactly why.
— during the break of his match, as he sits down on the side stool and hears his coach point out his small mistakes on what else he should do, his eyes are just glued on you.
— god his eyes just looking up at you as you pour the water into his open mouth…. 🤰🧎♀️
— after the match, with his face and body is all bloodied and bruised, once the bell rings and he is declared winner by the ref he immediately makes his way towards you, holding his side in pain.
— forget a stupid trophy, or title. his prize is the kiss he gets from you.
— one kiss to the lips, one on his left cheek (FACE CHEEK 😁) and one to the forehead is all he needs.
— you’ll always be there waiting for him with open arms no matter win or loss with ‘jaeger’ engraved on your necklace
— outside of matches, eren brings you to his practices in the boxing gym whenever he can.
— he just wants you there so he can do what he loves, while having the person he loves experience it with him.
— whenever you’re not able to be there he always texts you before his matches or sends you some “cute” photos
EXHIBIT A: 😁😁😁😁
— has definitely tried to spar you, and though he was extremely gentle, you still managed to lose.
— you just can’t land a punch on boxer!eren.
— he’ll slightly laugh as you basically just get exhausted trying to throw punches at him but missing every single one.
—he’ll absolutely never lay a hand on you in an aggressive way. instead he literally just slightly moves out of the way of your punch of catches your fist 😭
— but in the situation in which he gets hurt
— whenever he needs to get cleaned up after practice, sparring, or a match he has you in the room with him.
— it’s just you and him in the little infirmary room tucked in the back, with his chin resting against your stomach as he sat on the inspection table and as you stood between his spread legs
— the slightly pained face he makes looking up at you as you clean the cuts and bruises on his face is just HJSSBHSJAHANAN. (he refused for anyone else to clean him up but you)
— he’d just tiredly hug on your waist, with his eyes slightly hooded as he whimpers slightly in pain and exhaustion BARK BADK BARK
— always expect boxer!eren to be clingy with you.
— his intimidating and frankly kinda terrifying boxing side is so much more different than with you.
— god he literally just melts.
— no matter win or loss QUEUE “ and i’ll be there for him. With open arms. And open legs. And an open mouth.” 😸
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