#and this was

[ninblahgo]

Paleman: Why does nobody tell me when people come over? I came downstairs singing All Star while wearing a "say hey if you're gay" shirt and boxers!

Paleman: Everyone was there. EVERYONE! Including Shade!

Paleman: They saw.

[haruspexism]

FUCK ME I SCANNED WRONG SUBNET

[squeakyclamart]

And I should have known that it wouldn't be long Until you, you've got me standing in an awkward position With unwanted attention and a need for explanation - And it's not that I'm letting go of you But I don't know what to do.

[immortalsins]

Sometimes writing tangents are annoying, other times I really enjoy them. I was meant to be writing one throwaway line in a Defenders Umbrella Academy AU fic but have now ended up reading a really interesting article on the origins of the sai,,

[dement009]

I have no words to describe how amazing @rexpinn is look at what she did for my birthday i was in tears;;;; And as if that wasn’t already enough she reccorded this video of Shelby Rabarra wishing me happy birthday  this has to be the most amazing birthday ive ever had and im still djkvhdfkjv qvq

[pumpkins-s]

For the record if anyone wants to jump into my inbox/messages and talk Outlast 2 to me that’d be Great because I have Feelings

[sspacewavess]

Because marriage is an antiquated institution rooted in stifling patriarchal traditions and outdated cultural assumptions. Do you not know me at all ?

Kareema being Kareema

[alayne-stonecoldfox]

vizarding replied to your post: can comics pick up and start being good again...

join me in viddy game hell

the last one i attempted to play was at a friends house and i couldnt figure out how to make my red dead redemption cowboy man run without crouching and i was laughed at and then i drowned before seeing a single zombie

[turnmercforwhat-moved]

[oraculumin-archive]

@ofbloodwars :

“I…really don’t see how that’s not getting him hurt?”  It made sense, but it still confused him. “He’s still unconscious in the trunk.  Are you sure you didn’t give him a concussion?”  The situation wasn’t out of control and Jasper was sure Alice had meant the best.  Except he wasn’t entirely sure where her plan was headed.  “Do you plan on taking him out of the trunk at some point?”

❛ Because I thought it would be too irresponsible to leave him out on the road like that, unconscious.  ❜ She might have assaulted him, but god forbid Alice abandon the poor man in such a state. A shrug, she really doesn’t know, though she can confirm she didn’t SWING at him with all her might, even she had known that would be a bad idea. The point was to render him unconscious, not break his neck. ❛ Probably. We’re going to drop him off at his house, in his bed. He’ll think it was  a l l  a dream, or we’ll make it look like that. Come on, I need an accomplice. We’ll be a regular Bonnie && Clyde.  ❜

[rubycenter]

oh my god what

[originallonemagpie]

A gorgeous Bowie with a gorgeous cat. Your argument is invalid.

[ascandalinthepolicebox]

can’t believe i’m about to say this but insidious 3 was a good time, folks

[causticgin]

I actually watched the 2 minutes of horror that was a single bit of tetes a claques after five straight episodes of Superjail

it was kinda jarring going from FLUID BEAUTIFUL ANIMATION directly to PISS YOURSELF IN FEAR over the course of about five minutes

[seekerass]

I just caught up on hannibal and I'm hollerin

[rockindragonz]