#and this is arguably sprinting but nia akins’ huge earrings in the 800m

[deanmarywinchester]

the olympic sprinters have such insane swag for a sport that nobody cares about. they all jump six feet in the air and run around to warm up because the races are less than 20 seconds and they have to get hyped up. they all have insane biceps and for what, how do you even use biceps for sprinting. noah lyles (yugioh card guy) shit talking the nba for not being actual world champions and then backing it up by taking gold wearing a silver choker and with a pearl crown braided into his hair. sha’carri richardson and her huge acrylics and perfect eyeliner somehow coming back from a slow start to take silver in a race that takes just over 10 seconds. yes ma’am